All language subtitles for Barbie (2023) 1080p HD TS

Since the beginning of time,

since the first
little girl appeared,

there were dolls.

But dolls have always
been baby dolls.

The little girls who
played with them

always played at being mommies.

Which was fun,
at least for a while.

Ask your mother.

And this went on until...

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Yes, Barbie changed everything.

And then she changed everything again.

All these women are Barbie,
and Barbie is all these women.

She may have started
out as just a girl in a

bathing suit, but she has
become so much more.

She has her own money, her own

house, her own car
and her own career.

And if Barbie can be
anything, women can too.

And this is repeating itself in the
girls of today in the Real World.

Girls become women who can do

and achieve anything
they want in life.

Thanks to Barbie
all the problems

of feminism, and equal rights,

have been resolved.

At least that's what the Barbies think.

After all, they live in Barbieland.

Who am I to say otherwise?

And here is one
of the Barbies now!

Living the best of
days, every day.

MILK

If you play with
Barbies, you don't

mind making them go down stairs

or open doors.

You just pick up the doll and
place it wherever you want.

You use your imagination.

Hi Barbie!

Hi Skipper.

- Hi, Barbie.
- Hi, Midge.

Midge was Barbie's pregnant friend.

But we are not going to show it.
Mattel took it out of line,

because a pregnant
doll is too weird.

BARBIE'S HOME

Anyway, Barbie has
another long day ahead of her.

- Hi, Barbie!
- Hey!

- Hi, Barbie!
- Hi, Barbie!

Good morning, Barbies!

- Hey!
- Hi, Barbie!

Hi Barbie!

Hey!

- Hi, Barbie!
- Good morning!

Now, turn Barbie next to her and

say how much you
adore her, praise her.

Reporter Barbie, you can
ask me anything you want.

How can you be so wonderful?

No comments!

PRESIDENT

No, I'm serious, no comments!

I love you!

And the Nobel Prize
in Journalism goes to...

Barbie!

I worked hard
therefore I deserve it!

And the Nobel Prize
for Literature goes to...

Barbie!

- You marked a generation!
- I know!

The bottom line is that
money is not speech,

and corporations do not
have free speech rights.

Any claim that they are
exercising a right is just

an attempt to turn our
democracy into a plutocracy.

It thrills me, and I express it!

I have no trouble being rational
and emotional at the same time.

And it doesn't diminish

my power, it expands it.

Hi Barbie!

Hi Barbie!

Long live space!

Damn.

BARBIELAND

Barbie has a great
day, every day.

But Ken only has a good
day when Barbie looks at him.

- Hi, Barbie!
- Hey, Ken!

- Hi, Barbie!
- Hi, Barbie!

- Hi, Barbie!
- Hey, Ken!

Hi Ken.

- Hey, Ken!
- Hey, Ken!

- Ice cream for us!
- Cool.

- Hi, Barbie!
- Hi, Barbie!

- Hi, Barbie!
- Hi, Barbie!

- Hi, Barbie!
- Hi, Barbie!

- Hi, Barbie!
- Hi, Barbie!

- Hey, Ken!
- Hey, Ken!

Hi Barbie!

- Hi, Barbie!
- Hi, Barbie!

Hi Barbies!

Bye, Barbies!

Hi Barbie!

Hi Allan!

There aren't many
Allans, there's only Allan.

Yeah, I'm confused by that.

Hi Barbie, look at me.

Ken...

No!

- Ken?
- Oh, hi, Barbie.

Hey?

- Did you see much?
- We've seen it all!

Let's lift you up, Ken! Ready.

You are strong.

- That.
- Are you well?

Yes.

I'm thinking this beach has too

much sand for
your little truck, Ken!

If I wasn't so hurt right now,

Ken, I would make you cry!

I would make you
cry any day, Ken!

Hold my ice cream, Ken.

Okay, Ken, I want to see,

who's going to make who cry.

Hey, if you're going to make him
cry, you'll have to make me first!

Let me make you both
cry at the same time!

But you don't even know how to beat
how are you going to make us both cry?

- Does not make sense.
- Why are you crying then?

What is it, Kens? No
one will make anyone cry.

Right?

Let's get going.

Okay, give me your other arm!

Come on, she'll
take care of you.

Nurse!

- Barbie, hold my hand!
- Are you well.

Stay with me, Barbie.

Great, nothing broke,
everything will be fine.

Catching an ogre is more
dangerous than people think.

It's brave, Ken.

- Thanks, Barbie.
- You are welcome.

Did you know that I
don't work as a surfer?

I know.

And much less lifeguards.

- Yes...
- As many people think out there.

Many people.

My job is just...

beach.

Yes.

And you're really good at the beach, you know?

He's already healed.
Even while you

were saying that, you
had already healed.

Excellent.

- Cool.
- Hey, Barbie.

Say.

Can I come to
your place at night?

Clear.

I didn't plan too much. Just a

gigantic party
with all the Barbies,

rehearsed choreography and
theme music. You should go.

Cool.

Yes. Well, bye.

Cool. Bye-bye.

Hi Barbie.

Hi Ken.

You look beautiful, Barbie.

Thank you, Ken.

Hi Ken.

- This this.
- Hi, Barbie.

- Hi, Barbie.
- Hey.

Hey there, Ken.

Hey Barbie, get on this.

I bet you don't know
how to give these mortals.

Damn it.

The party is perfect, Barbie.

All right, Barbie. Wow,
tonight is amazing.

Incredibly incredible.

And you look so beautiful, Barbie.

Thanks, Barbie, I feel beautiful.

Me too.

This is the best day ever.

This is the best day,
and yesterday was too,

tomorrow will be too,
and the day after tomorrow

too, and until Wednesdays,
and all eternity too.

Have you ever thought about dying?

I don't know why I said that.

Because I'm dying to dance.

Wow.

You can go now.

I was thinking of
sleeping here tonight.

Why?

Because we are
boyfriend and girlfriend.

To do what?

I don't know either.

Fine, but I don't want him here.

Is it Ken?

Ken is just a good
friend, and this is

my dream house,
Barbie's dream house,

it's not Ken's dream house.

You're right, as always.

And tonight is girls' night.

- Come Barbie, it's a pajama party.
- Come soon, the president is here.

I am, you're welcome.

Every night is a girls' night.

Every night, forever.

- Every night?
- Forever.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

I love you too.

- Girl's night.
- Girl's night.

I can't, my little girl.

Goodnight Barbies, I'm definitely
not thinking about death anymore.

Hi Barbie.

Hi Barbie.

Hi Barbie.

OVERDUE

Hi Barbie.

Hi Barbie.

I am fine. I am great.

That's it, Kens.

Hi Barbie.

Come on, Barbie,
let's run to the sea.

All good.

My feet!

Oh no!

Hi Barbie.

Everything is fine?

- Hi, Barbie.
- Yes, Barbie.

- I just fall.
- You felt?

I'm so embarrassed.

Barbie is not ashamed.

I know, Barbie, I
don't even know how to

explain this, but my
heels are on the ground.

I'm not walking on
my toes anymore.

It's okay, can I have a look?

Flat foot.

Stop it, Ken.

I'm sorry, it was bad.

I know I'm the stereotypical

Barbie, so I don't
make assumptions

of causality between facts that

occur in a period of
time, but happened

Some things that might have something to do with it.

Bad breath, cold shower,
burnt waffle and I fell off the roof.

You are defective!

What?

No! I am not. I...

I am?

I have never seen this type of defect.
It's usually in the hair.

Look, I think you're going to
have to find Strange Barbie.

I never visited Strange Barbie.

Because you never failed.

And I heard she was the
prettiest Barbie ever, but

someone played with her too
hard back in the Real World.

And now she's doomed forever

to make other Barbies perfect,

as she gets more
and more spoiled.

Yes...

And we still call her Weird Barbie
behind her back and to her face.

She is so weird.

Why is she always doing splits?

Oh, she would never wear
heels if my feet looked like that.

Hello?

Hey.

What's going on, pretty girl?

Hey.

Welcome.

Welcome to my strange house.

Hi how are you?

Is a pleasure.

Sorry about the dog poop.
How can I help you?

I need help with my feet.
They are...

Plans.

That.

- I've never seen that before.
- Serious?

Alright, can you fix it?

You're the stereotypical Barbie, right?

That Ken of yours
is a bit of a bad way...

Perhaps.

I wanted to see that smooth
bulge of him under those jeans.

Anyway, what happened before that?

Oh nothing, it was just a nice
volleyball game on the beach.

Just that?

And I thought about death.

What?

I think maybe I had
thoughts about death.

Morbid thoughts?

This is a problem?

What?

I've heard of that. I thought

it was absurd, but it's real.

Yeah, you did it.

You have opened a portal.

- I didn't open any portal.
- So someone opened it.

And now there is a tear in the membrane
between Barbieland and the Real World.

If you want to be the
stereotypical perfect Barbie

again, then, little girl,
you'll have to do it yourself.

fix it, or it will get
worse and worse.

Look at your thigh!

What is that?

It's cellulite.

And it will spread. You will
start to get sentimental, emotional,

- and complicated.
- No!

Yes.

What do I do?

- You have to go to the Real World!
- All good.

And find the girl who's
been messing with you.

Playing with me?

Someone plays
with each of us, but

there's usually a
separation, thank you.

This girl here, and the doll
here, the two never intersect.

And did it happen?

Yes, and the girl who is
playing with you must be hurt,

and everything she thinks
and feels, and her humanity,

is interfering with her dolliness.

But why would she be sad?

We fixed everything
so that all women in

the Real World are
happy and empowered.

I don't know, but know that
you are also guilty of this.

- I?
- Needs two to open.

I am not. I always wanted
everything to stay exactly the same.

It may be, but the two of you are
becoming intimately connected.

And you need to help her to help herself.

So I have to...

So how is it going to be?

You can go back to your normal

life, and forget
this all happened.

Or else knowing the
truth about the universe.

The choice is now yours.

The first. The high jump.

No, let's repeat.

You should want to know.

I don't want.

Honey, you gotta wanna
know let's go again.

I'm not Barbie Adventurer,
I'm Stereotypical Barbie.

I'm that Barbie when someone

says: "Think of a
Barbie". That's me.

I'm upset, you're a bore!
What a bummer!

All right, I'm prepared
to forget, now!

No, you will choose this one!

I just gave you another option to
make you think you were in control.

So the first option
doesn't work?

No!

No, you have to
fix the tear yourself.

Don't blame me, blame
Mattel who make the rules!

But I do not want!

Alright, so stick with
the cellulite, I don't care!

No, no, it's okay.

Send me through the portal!

Okay, there's no
portal, it's figurative.

In fact, you go by
sports car, speedboat,

space rocket, two-seater
tandem bicycle,

camping trailer, which is fun.

And a snowmobile that will take
you to the state of Los Angeles.

Where you will wear
neon and a skate.

And enter the country of California.

It's weird, I know, better
not even think about it.

And when I get there,
how do I find this girl?

You will know!

REAL WORLD MAP

Alright, how do I get back here?

Just like it was,
but in reverse.

I walk forward in reverse,
or I walk backwards and...

Don't think too much.

Because if you don't find
her and fix everything...

What's ugly will get uglier,
what's weird will get weirder...

And you will be just like me.

Sorry.

I understand you, I
set it up for myself.

- Anyway, I believe in you.
- Thanks.

Go, and take care!

I love you.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

GOOD JOURNEY TO
REALITY AND GOOD LUCK

AND GOOD LUCK
RESTORING THE MEMBRANE

THAT SEPARATES OUR WORLD FROM
THEIRS SO YOU DON'T GET CELLULITE!

Looks like she's going without you.

Don't travel, Ken,
she literally invited me.

And I said, "I'd rather stay."

Why?

- Is afraid?
- No!

I bet she's scared, and I bet
she doesn't want you to go.

So she bets twice wrongly,
and I bet in the opposite direction.

- AND?
- AND!

And what direction is that?
You do not even know.

I don't want to leave, I'm
finding reasons not to go.

I will miss you so much.

I so wanted someone to go with

me, but I need to do this alone!

What bird am I thinking of?

- Parrot.
- Dolphin, no, bird.

Pelican.

We will miss you, Barbie.

I'll be right back
with perfect feet,

and we'll forget
this ever happened.

And you'll get to see everything
we've done to fix the world!

You will be a hero to them.

There are so many grateful
and empowered women

who owe their
incredible lives to Barbie.

I bet all women will thank

you and give you a big hug.

Yes, they're right.

- And there I go!
- All good.

- Goodbye!
- Bye, Barbie.

Bye-bye.

Bye Barbie, good
luck in the Real World.

Beware of Cellulite!

BARBIELAND

What are you doing here?

I'll go with you!

No, please leave.

I can't, I made a
double bet with Ken.

And I can't seem
less cool than Ken.

Ken is not cool!

For me he is.

You will only get in my way.

Barbie, what if there's a beach?
You will need a beach professional.

Did you bring your skates?

I literally don't leave
the house without them.

Please.

All good.

Lets do this!

- Can I go ahead?
- No.

REAL WORLD HERE

And so Barbie and Ken set out on
their adventure to the Real World.

Cool.

Wow! This is the Real World.

Barbie, I said I'd have a beach.

AND.

What is happening?

Give us a little smile, little blonde.

Why are these men looking at me?

Yeah, they're staring at me too.

Wow, I love it.

Why do I feel embarrassed? I
don't know the right word, but, I'm

uncomfortable, but, it seems
like it's my fault I look like this.

I don't feel any of
that. What I feel

can only be described
as admiration.

But I don't want to.

And no hint of violence.

To me, it definitely
has a hint of violence.

Ah, look at a construction site!

We need some of
that feminine energy!

- AND.
- Ladies!

Jeez, does this sandwich
come with potatoes?

Let me put some
sunscreen on that little body.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I'm seeing myself inside you.

I don't know what you men
are trying to say with these

little jokes, but I'm thinking
it's a double meaning.

And I would like to
tell you that I don't

have a vagina, and
he doesn't have a penis!

We don't have genitals.

- All good.
- Good.

I have all the genitals!

Heck, I thought a construction
site at lunch would be

the best place for me to
empower myself with women.

But this one was so… masculine.

Everything here seems a bit upside down.

Ah, look at the Supreme Court!

MISS UNIVERSE

- They're so smart.
- AND.

- I love swimsuits.
- I love the elbow pads.

I think we should change clothes.

CONVENIENCE STORE

- We are wonderful!
- I love bangs.

I love glitter!

Hey man, you guys have
to pay for these things.

- She looks even better dressed up!
-Because she can imagine more.

Wants to know? You can stay.

Weird Barbie said I would know
how to find the girl, but how?

I have no idea.

What would a smart Barbie do?

I need to empty my
mind so I can think.

Who's kidding me?

I hate when others
think, I get bored!

The quicker I find out, the
quicker we can get home.

- That's what i do?
-Ken!

- Take a walk around, I don't know.
- Alone?

- Serious? And where?
- Wherever you want.

- I'll go that way.
- All right, all right.

- It won't go very far!
- It is fine.

Excuse me sir.

It cost.

CITY CENTER

Hey.

- You are very male in this parade.
- Good training, bro.

- Bro.
- Bro.

- You are the man!
- No, you're the man!

- Bro!
- Bro!

- Excuse me sir.
- Not now, Margaret.

- Shall we close then?
- I'm not worried.

We are officially important.

That!

That was sad, but good.

You are so Beautiful!

I know that.

Barbie!

Barbie!

AND!

- I know!
- I know!

- What do you know?
- You first!

- No, no, you say!
- I know, let's talk together!

- She is in the school!
- Men rule the world!

- What?
- Is the girl at school?

- But what did you say?
- Anything.

It is fine.

- Let's go to school!
- Let's go.

Now let's go.

MATTEL WORLD HEADQUARTERS
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA.

- Hello!
- This is the Dean of the FBI.

This is Aaron from Mattel.

I don't give a shit
who you are, Aaron!

What are you? Trainee? There
are two of your dolls on the loose!

This is impossible!
What do you know?

Sassy, two blondes named Barbie

and Ken, skating
in Santa Monica.

We need Mattel's
help to land that eagle.

- Don't be silly, Aaron!
- I am not going.

This is bad, very bad!

- What?
- It's happened before.

- What? When?
- I heard that about ten years ago,

a woman named Skipper,
showed up at a family home in

Key West, and asked to be
the couple's children's nanny.

And then she tried to
take the little one surfing.

- Damn.
- I know, then they managed to solve it

everything and cover it up, but this...
This is worse.

- I'm going upstairs!
- But nobody goes up there.

- But I need.
- But maybe you'll never come back.

I know.

LAST FLOOR

- Hey!
- Oh, hi, Aaron.

- New drawings?
- Yeah, I started making some weird ones.

Are different.

This is Barbie with morbid
thoughts, Barbie with cellulite,

and terribly embarrassed Barbie!

All good.

Look, I need to talk to the big boss!

- No.
- It is serious.

- No!
- Yes, I will!

Aaron, they're at a
corporate brainstorming

session, no one is allowed
in! Aaron, hey, stop!

Everything here is about empowering girls.

Was always.

But what do we sell?
I will say: we sell dreams.

And imagination.

And also shine.

I get excited, I'm passionate.

And who thinks about brightness,
quickly thinks about what?

female protagonism.

Excuse me.

Who are you?

- Aaron Dickens, sir.
- We are in an important meeting,

Aaron Dickens.

I think you'll want
to hear this, sir.

Send it by email, it
can be up to the FDS.

Weekend.

Cool.

May I inform you via
cordless telephone, sir?

All right, cordless phone.

Not there.

- Damn.
- Hold the chair.

I held it, is he okay?

All good. Are you okay?

He is fine.

Everything is fine.

It's the return of the
Skipper case in Key West.

And with all due respect,
it was Skipper, sir.

Now she is Barbie.

If anyone knows that our
dolls are coming to Los

Angeles from Barbieland in
human versions of themselves,

to roam in the real world...

it will be very bad.

The Barbie? In the real world?

This is impossible.

We are dealing with a very
serious situation on our hands.

Catastrophic.

What?

What's your name again?

- Aaron Dickens, sir.
- Aaron Dickinson.

- Dickens.
- That's right, Aaron.

Is Barbieland an
alternate reality

or a place where imagination...

Yes.

All good.

Think of it as a town in
Sweden, Aaron Dickens.

Sweden!

Right.

What's your weight?
It doesn't matter.

That's a job to ship the box.

No one rests until this
doll is back in the box!

Look, Davy Crockett
School, just like my vision.

DAVY CROCKETT SCHOOL
HOUSE OF MEN ON THE BORDER

A man on horseback.

I started to have
a strange feeling,

like it was a fear,
without knowing what.

- What was that?
- Anxiety.

I have too, you know?
At that age it's awful.

I feel wonderful.

It's because children don't
take it out on their father.

She must be here somewhere.

I need to find her soon.

I go to the library to see if
there are any books about trucks.

- Okay, but don't get in trouble.
- I am not going.

What are you doing?

That girl. What's her name?

It's Sasha!

Hi, Sasha.

Don't talk to her!
Sasha can talk

to you, but you can
never talk to her.

She crushes you!

It's okay, everyone likes me
and thinks I'm cool and pretty!

Thanks.

Hi ladies.

Hi, Sasha, what's up?

Who are you?

- Do you really think you're Barbie?
- I think.

- She is mad!
- Is it if she ran away from a madhouse?

So you're really Barbie,
like a professional oddball?

No, Barbie is not a
chore. She is a physician,

lawyer, senator, and
Nobel Prize winner.

- Have you won a Nobel Prize?
- No not me.

But Barbie does.

Won't you thank me
and give me a tight hug

for being your favorite toy?

We haven't played with
Barbies since we were about five.

Yes, hairy doll, I hated it.

I played with Barbie,
but for lack of options.

I loved Barbie.

Even then she was
already horrible to us.

Horrible?

Why?

- Go, Sasha!
- Tell her.

Finish with Barbie!

All right, Barbie, let's get started.

You've been making
women feel bad

about themselves
since you were invented.

I think she got it wrong.

You represent
everything that our culture

has wrong with it.
Fetish capitalism.

With impossible physical ideals!

No, it's describing
something stereotypical.

Barbie is so much more than that.

Look at you!

Fine, but I'm technically
the stereotypical Barbie.

You set the feminist
movement back 50 years,

you destroyed girls'
self-esteem and you're

killing the planet
with glorification

- from unbridled consumerism!
- No.

My job is to help you, make
you happy and empowered.

But I am empowered. Before you

even show up here
and claim to be Barbie,

I haven't thought about
you in years, you fascist!

Our.

All good. It's happening again.

I have to... Will you excuse me?

It was a pleasure
talking to you.

They never listen.

WHY MEN RUN (LITERALLY)

MEN AND WARS

THE ORIGINS OF PATRIARCHY

HORSES

LIBRARY

Excuse me sir, what time is it?

You respect me?

Sorry, can you tell
me what time it is?

No, I don't know, no.

All good.

Why didn't Barbie tell
me about the patriarchy?

Which from what I understand, is where
men and horses command everything.

- Clear.
- I seek my luck here.

I understood.

AND...

I want an influential,
high-end, highly paid car.

You need at least one NB,
and here is a lot of PHDS.

- Isn't being a man enough?
- In fact, now it's almost the opposite.

From what I'm seeing, your
patriarchy is not doing well.

No. No.

We do well. Yeah, but now it's
more about shrinking, you know?

No, I'm not going to let you
just have an appendectomy.

- But I'm a man.
- But not doctor!

- Please.
- No.

- Can I speak to the doctor?
- You're talking to one.

Get me a coffee? It is a pen.

No no.

- And a lab coat.
- No.

- And a scalpel.
- No.

- There's a logo over there. Doctor!
- Someone call security?

SAVES LIVES

I want to apply to
work on the beach.

So you want to be a lifeguard?

But I'm not trained
to be at sea. I'm

trained to stand in a
confident pose here.

But here on the sand,
no one is in danger.

And even if I was, I'm
not trained to save anyone.

- So I can't hire you!
- I'm not even good for the beach.

Does she think I'm a fascist?

I don't control the trains
or the flow of commerce.

- I found you!
- Oh no.

I got hurt. I need
to find a place

where I can start
patriarchy from scratch.

Miss Barbie?

It's just Barbie.

You need to come
with me, please.

- Who are you?
- We're from Mattel.

- Mattel?
- Mattel?

Wonder. I need to talk
to someone in charge,

here everything is
the other way around.

Men object to me, girls hate

me, everyone thinks I'm crazy

and every time I get arrested.

Follow us, please.

And I just learned
to cry. First

a tear fell and then the world.

What do I do? I follow Barbie

and I get in that
scary black car?

A car I wish I had, by the way.

You're right, she's fine.
It's Mattel!

- AND.
- I know, I'll go back to Barbieland,

And tell the Kens what I've learned.

It will be something beautiful!

All right, let's go the
other way, okay, baby?

- Hi, my little baby.
- Do not call me that.

Sorry. I left early because
of a problem at work.

How about we go out and get some ice cream?

I'm glad they
arrested that crazy

person, that
person out of reality.

She thinks she's Barbie.

What she said?

She thinks she's Barbie.

She's sure.

What is she doing?

Mom, what is she doing?

Mother.

Mother!

Mom, get back in the car.

Are you kidding?

Mother!

Mattel, of course, you
who brought me here.

Because it sure as hell
wasn't that Sasha girl.

Thanks for the ride,
it was super fun!

The Mothership!

- Barbie!
- Good to see you.

Hey.

Do you accept a mineral water?

Yes, thank you

Thanks.

Usually there's nothing inside.

Thanks.

You know, we were really
looking forward to seeing you.

Sure, so what can I do

to mend the tear in space-time,

recover mues feet
and lose that cellulite.

And in short, don't
become Weird Barbie.

We were just discussing this.

And if you agree, we'd like
you to get inside that giant box.

Enter the box and you'll
be back in Barbieland,

and everything will
be back to normal.

You know, I think I
better go get Ken first!

- Ken?
- Ken?

You know, Ken, it's Barbie and Ken.

Oh yes. Ken.

Back to Barbieland!

I'm nauseous, I'm
going to throw up.

Ken is not a concern
for us. Never was.

Alright then I'll
get in the box now!

Exactly.

But since I came here, can I
meet the woman in charge?

Your president?

That's me.

- The financial one.
- It is me.

- Operations.
- Here.

- President of the Barbie division.
- Gift.

I'm a man with no
power, so I'm a woman?

Is there a woman in charge?

Listen, I know exactly
where you're going with this.

And I have to say that I do.

We are a company
literally made of women.

We had a female president in the

90s, and we also had one more...

In another era.

So there were already two women.

Women are the main foundation
of this crappy phallic building.

We have a lot of
gender-neutral bathrooms,

and every single one of
those men loves women.

I am a mother's son.

I am the mother of one child.

And I am the nephew of
an aunt who is a woman.

My best friends are Jewish.

What I mean is, get
in the box, Jezebel.

What was it, I
can't say Jezebel?

I haven't been
in a box in years.

She saw? Is easy.

All good.

Wow, I remember that smell.

SHE IS HAVING THE BEST DAY EVER

I'm having a
Proustian flashback.

Remember Barbie Proust?
It didn't go over very well.

Want to know something?
Before I get in the box, can

I go to the bathroom to
see if my hair is perfect?

Of course, it goes fast.

- This way?
- AND. Right at the end of the corridor.

Thanks.

On the right.

She really looks tight.

Get that Barbie.

Hit that button!
Let me squeeze.

I'll get you, Barbie!

Get the Barbie!

I'll get you!

I will reach you!

It's easier to skip the booths.

Faster!

Get the Barbie!

I'll get you!

Barbie!

Don't worry, you're safe here!

What place is this?

I always find that I think
better sitting at the kitchen table.

Tea?

Yes please.

So there's a woman working here.

Oh honey, we do
more than work here.

Thanks.

What it was?

Is it because I don't know how to drink tea?

It's not that, it's just
that you're different.

I'm not always like this.
I tend to be perfect.

I don't know, I
think you're fine.

The Real World is not
what I thought it would be.

Never is.
Don't you think that's wonderful?

Who are you?

If you go through the closet,
you'll find a staircase to the lobby.

All good.

Thanks...

Ruth.

Ruth, thank you.

You're welcome, Barbie.

The badge. Where's the badge?

Goes into

now!

Enter now!

Come on!

Oh no.

Now let's never get Barbie!

I needed the badge.

Barbie!

Let's come up with a plan!

I'll go ahead!

I'll go ahead! I'm in front!

Safe!

I hope no one at school saw

a family size Barbie walk in

in the car.

- How did this happen?
- I don't know.

How are you here?
Are you just an idea?

A great idea.

So, I was kind of
lonely these days and I

found the Barbies that
we used to play with.

- Didn't we give them away?
- I started playing with them

and making drawings like we used to.

Remember? I thought it
would make me happier.

And it was?

No, it was not.
I felt even more

sad and strange,
the drawings were

sad and strange.
And since I can't

being like you, I ended
up leaving her like me.

Did one of those drawings have
morbid thoughts and cellulite?

Yes, there was. It was the Suicide Barbie.

Oh my God.

And with cellulite!

- I came for you!
- You came for me?

It was her memories.

Mother!

Mother!

Hey! Hello!

Are you two telepaths?

No, what is it? Nothing to see.

Are you doing telepathy
with a real Barbie?

No.

I mean maybe a little bit.

Right?

I don't even know what to say about
your absurd desire to bring Barbie to life.

Oh Sasha, listen to me,
I'm just a boring mother

in a boring job and a
daughter who hates me!

Can you blame me
for wanting a little fun?

OBJECTS SHOWN IN THE REAR
VIEW VIEW ARE CLOSER THAN SHOWN.

I have to lose these assholes.

I owe you an apology.
I thought the

Barbie had improved the real

world, but the real
world is already

irreversibly damaged forever.

Okay, the real
world isn't perfect.

But you inspired me, you know?

I adore women.

I want to be able to help them.

What it is? Everyone
hates women,

women hate themselves
and men hate them.

Everyone agrees.

And truth?

It's complicated,
hating is a bit too much.

Mom, wake up.

I'm wide awake, Sasha!

Mom, where did you
learn to drive like that?

- There was this little guy...
- My dad?

Yes, yes, it was your father, yes.

Barbie, get down.

- You are so Beautiful!
- Do not look at me.

It's okay, it was bad.

We cannot hide forever.

Where are we going now?

Wait I have an idea.
Do you know how to get to Venice Beach?

Clear. Here we go.

I love skating.

- Where are we going?
- Barbieland!

What? Mom, are
you really going to let

Barbie take you and
your teenage daughter

- to an imaginary land?
- I will, and you want to know why?

Because I never do
anything. For example, I

didn't even win your
school's raffle because

I couldn't take a vacation and
your father is allergic to the sun.

But what about daddy?
we can't let go of it!

He'll be fine.

Yeah, he'll be fine.

- Ready for some fun?
- Yes!

And let's go!
Let's feel the magic.

- Where are we?
- How do we change clothes?

Well, we showed up on a snowmobile.

When I was a kid, I
missed these boots.

And my mother wouldn't
let me buy another

Barbie just to have
the boots again.

- They suit you!
- Oh thanks.

Just look!

She has always been
my favorite Barbie.

And you are my favorite human.

Don't tell him, but
I never had a Ken.

Because it's Ken it's
totally unnecessary.

I never said that.

Women hold all the major

positions of power,
control the money.

Basically everything that men do

in your world, women do in ours.

That's it looks cool.

Sasha, look at the dolphins!

What song is this?

And our president is
a woman and has fun,

work and female
friendship 24 hours a day.

Giants appear to play with you?

No, it would be crazy.

Excuse me, did you see a
group of women rollerblading?

Yes, I saw. She had
a blonde, a brunette

and a teenager
skating in that direction.

Not this one! The first
step is always skating.

What did you say, sir?

They went to Barbieland!

Oh no!

And she took
humans with her. It

can mean strange
things for our world.

- What kind?
- Nothing we can imagine together.

A podcast by two
wise trees, or a

chorus of two thousand
young parents?

No, not even close.

We have to go to Barbieland!
Put on skates now.

Choose a direction and go!

I can already feel
my heels lifting.

That's what I had
to do, bring you here.

- Is what it seems.
- I agree.

All right, here's the...
how weird.

Cold beer.

That's our president,
with the beer,

and the cheerleaders,
the supreme court.

This is much better
than being president.

There's something wrong today.

Hi Barbie!

All good. Hi Ken.

Have a beer! My thirsty fish.

Well wait till you
see my dream house.

Everything I bought
and own can inspire you.

And we can change clothes.

That's the registry office!

- Oh, it's pink!
- It's pink.

And those are...

These are dream homes.
I live here.

You can see inside the houses.

So each Barbie
has her own house?

Cool.

And where are the Kens?

I don't know.

At first I thought men
ruled in the Real World.

And then I came to think
that the horses were in charge.

And then I discovered that
horses are just extensions of men.

How cool.

I had this tree house, I saved
up my allowance to buy it.

I've never seen a car like that.
What happened here?

Everything, basically
everything, exists

to expand and elevate
man's presence.

- So cool.
- I know.

Barbie is here.

Ken?

What did you do?

Ken is in trouble.

What outfit is this?

Don't question, go
with the wave, baby!

Don't call me that.

How about a mini baby?
Like my minibar?

No, Ken, this is my dream house.

It's my dream house! My!

KENLANDIA BAR

No, this is not Barbie's
dream house anymore,

From now on it's Ken's
beer-karate-house-house!

You don't have to say
"karate" and "house"!

And "home" too.

I really need it
because it's cool. Try.

- Breja-karate-house-house..
- No, girls, don't say.

Breja-casa-house!

Be direct, how weird is it?

Hey boss, these
Breja-karate-house-house,

they are literally
selling like hot water!

Kids are crazy about these

houses! Ken is
on t-shirts, mugs,

it's up to the tattoo of the moment!

- There, no.
- Warner Brothers is even making

auditions for Ken's film.
And, look, it's already a success!

BREJA-KARATÊ-CASA-HOUSE DO KEN.

- What is happening?
- The worst we could not imagine

if my secretary doesn't come back.

- The executive assistant.
- Executive, secretary, and someone who

it must be her daughter,
don't come back. And

we don't close the portal,
our worlds will change

forever.

But do you care if it's Barbie or
Ken? We are rolling in money.

Shame on you, executive number 2!

Do you think I've spent my whole

life in boardrooms
just for profit?

No, I hand over
this business so I

can make little girls'
dreams come true!

In the least disgusting way possible.

Now skate fast!
The time is ending.

Look, I'm just
drinking a few beers

in my beer-karate-house-house.

Ken!

You can stay if you want.

As my fiancée, wife or
long-term casual date.

What do you say?

Bring me a beer?

I won't give you any beer.

Funny.

Now that you Barbies
don't rule anything

anymore, the hair
is how we want it.

I have a hat!

Where are my sweet tooth boys?

Want snacks?

Barbie, I'm so happy to see you!

Are you believing
what is happening?

I know. Isn't that amazing?

Anyone out there want a beer?

What are you doing?
Are you a doctor!

I like to be a
usable decoration!

And Allan likes to help us
massage all the Kens' feet.

No, I don't, I don't like it.

We love!

Unbelievable.

I'm drunk from drinking
so much during the day.

I'm the same.

I like not making decisions,

it's like a spa
day for my brain.

Forever.

What's the matter with them?

We explained to
them the immaculate,

philosophical logic of
patriarchy, and they died.

Oh my God, it's like the
indigenous peoples in the 16th

century with smallpox, nobody
had any immunity against it.

Yeah, hold on, baby. Because

Barbieland is now Kenland!

And it's going to be like Century City in
Los Angeles, where everything is perfect.

The moment you get
out of your car, you'll say:

"Oh my gosh, this
place is amazing!"

No, no, nothing is perfect in

Century City because
we failed them.

No, you failed me!

There I was someone.

When I went out on the streets,
people respected me just for who I am.

One woman even asked
me what time it was.

- Is this serious?
- Yes.

If it weren't for a few details
like nbs, a medical degree, and,

I don't know, knowing how to
swim. I would rule that world.

But here I don't
need any of that.

Here I'm just a guy.

And you know what?

It is enough.

Give me control?

- Which one is it?
- That one.

Here is the president and
the male prime minister.

NEWS: KENS CHANGES
THINGS FOR THE BETTER!

Let's remember the amazing changes,
and innovations, thanks to Kens.

And the Nobel Prize
for Horses goes to...

Ken!

And now it will be
permanent, after special

elections to change
the constitution.

NEWS: THE KENS WILL VOTE
TO CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION!

That's right, in 48
hours, all Kens go

to the polls to change
the constitution!

For a government for the Kens,
by the Kens and of the Kens.

They can't do that.

This is Barbieland. The Barbies
have worked hard, and dreamed hard, to

make everything the way it is. You
can't destroy all of that in one day!

Literally and
figuratively, want to see?

Now, if you'll excuse me,

here is my
beer-karate-house-house.

It's not Barbie's
beer-karate-house-house!

It is fine?

How it feels?

Not cool at all, is it?

Boys night!

Every night is boys' night!

Barbie!

Take your women's
clothes with you.

And bring your
disco-style bell pants too!

PARTYING AT BELL PANTS DISCO

And her special
ice skating outfit!

ICE SKATING CUTE TRAINING OUTFIT

WITH A BRILLIANT OUTLET

They are collector's edition.

Your Jam pajama
set in Amsterdam!

No.

PAJAMA JAM IN AMSTERDAM

Your pants from the
Paisley Palazzo collection!

LINDA PAISLEY PALAZZO PANTS

- Not those pants!
- And get out!

What are you doing?

Dear?

Why did you invite
me into your bad world?

Using your human
thoughts so complicated.

- What?
- Barbieland was perfect before.

I was perfect before!

I'm very sorry. I did
not do it on purpose!

Do not apologize!

- Don't blame my mother!
- Sasha, that's sweet of you.

What if you wanted us?
Maybe it's your fault, Barbie.

No, I didn't wish for anything!
I never wanted anything to change.

Oh honey, that's life.

Life is always changing.

This is terrifying.

I do not want it! Not for me.

No, thank you.

It's not what I want.

I'm going to sit right here and
wait. And hope for some Barbies

with more sense of leadership
to get real and clean up this mess.

I understand what you're feeling.

It's like being a human
person all the time...

Please leave me
here. Go back to your

messed up world
and leave me in mine!

Are you just going to give up?

Yes.

All good.

Look, I almost felt
sorry for you, but

you're exactly how
I thought you'd be.

Well, come on, love! Let's go.

And how are we going...

Doing it all over
again, but in reverse.

There, I don't believe it.
Let's go, mother.

She doesn't deserve you.

I have never been so grounded
emotionally and physically!

It's cool, kids.

It's time to go out and buy
the new Depression Barbie.

She wears sweats all day.

Spends 7 hours a day
looking at Instagram

her ex-best friend's
engagement photos.

As she eats a huge bag of candy.

Now she has jaw
pain and will watch

Pride and Prejudice for the
seventh time, until I fell asleep.

Anxiety, panic attack and
touch are sold separately.

YOU CAN BE ANYTHING BARBIE

Barbie!

Barbie, wake up.

And there?

I'm just like you now.
Ugly and rejected.

It cost.

Let's put it back. Here we go.

- Isn't it wonderful?
- And yes.

- Wait till you see the boat.
- The boat.

What a splendid landscape.

We interrupt this broadcast to
introduce you to our new station,

which only plays Ken's favorite song.

Turn off that music, please!

- Who are you?
- I'm Alan.

You're Allan, how cool.

Don't tell the Kens,
I'm trying to get away.

I can't stand the leather sofas
anymore. This way I will die.

Once they figure out how to
make the wall sideways and

not just up, no one else
will be able to get in or out.

So for us to leave,
it has to be now!

No, Allan, you can't leave. A

Barbie leaving is
what caused it all.

No one will care
if Allan goes to

Real World. Alas, this
has already happened.

All N Sync? Allans.

Yes, even him, so let's go soon.

Hey you.

What we do?

Get back in the car
and keep singing!

Speak, man.

And be prepared for anything.

- Who are you?
- I'm Alan.

I'm Ken's friend.

Yeah, and his
clothes fit me too.

Get in the car!

Hey, you don't even
have a driver's license!

This car doesn't even have an engine.

It is fine.

KENLAND

- What are you doing? We have to go.
- We need to go back.

To save Barbieland,
Barbie needs your help.

- What? But you hate Barbie.
- But you do not!

- You always believed her.
- Yeah, and I was wrong.

Barbie gave up
everything, the Kens won.

You have to try. And even if it
doesn't solve it, it can be improved.

I can't improve anything. I was
the one who ruined Barbieland with

- my stupid drawings.
- They're not idiots, they're beautiful.

Do you like my drawings?

They are strange, dark and crazy.
Everything you pretend you're not.

I am yes.
Strange, dark and crazy.

Calm down, calm down.

It is fine.

Do you want anything else?

- We have to get out of here now!
- Shut up, Alan.

We'll be back.
Let's get my doll!

I will never leave here.

- Where do we find Barbie?
- She must be in only one place.

You are a writer.
This is your nobel prize.

Do you remember winning this?

It's no use trying to deprogram
her, I've tried everything I could.

Oh my God, I don't even know
how I got here. I do not deserve this.

I want to thank Ken.

Thank you, Ken.

I love you Ken.

What shocks me is this, Barbie.

Why did the
brainwashing fail you?

My exposure to the Real
World must have immunized me.

Either you defile yourself
or you are strange and ugly.

- There is no middle ground.
- That's right, sis, throw it out.

That's it guys, better
get ready, because in

48 hours Barbieland
will turn into Kenland.

The Kens... found us.

Hey?

Human?

- All good.
- And Alan!

Enter my strange house.
Hi, I'm Strange Barbie.

I'm always doing splits, my hair is
radical and I smell like a basement.

Oh God, I had a Weird Barbie!

Yeah, you did.

They get weird when
you play hard with them.

Good.

It's Sugar Daddy Ken
and Magic Ring Ken.

Mattel discontinued them.

Sugar Daddy?

No, no, I'm not a Sugar Daddy.

This is Sugar and I'm her Daddy.

And I have a ring.
The magic ring.

These Kens already existed.
More discontinued Barbies.

Skipper aging?

- I can?
- All good.

Look.

Her breasts grow.

Why did they do this?

And the Barbie girl in the video!

There's a TV on my back.
Do you know who has this dream? Nobody.

Nobody dreams about it.

And this is Barbie herself, of course.

She didn't die, she's just
having an existential crisis.

All right, come here.

Hey.

What it was?

I'm not pretty anymore.

What? But, you are beautiful.

Not how Stereotypical
Barbie should be.

Notice to filmmakers:

Margot Robbie is the wrong person
to convince the audience of that.

You are beautiful.

It's not just that.

I'm not smart enough
to be interesting.

You are smart!

But I don't know anything about

neurosurgery and I've
never flown a plane.

I'm not the president.

I'm not one of the
supreme court either.

I'm not good enough at anything.

It's literally impossible
to be a woman.

You're so beautiful, so
smart, and it kills me that

you don't think you're
good enough at anything.

Look, we always have
to be extraordinary.

But somehow, it seems like
we're always doing it wrong.

It has to be thin,
but not too thin.

And you can never
say you want to be thin,

you have to say you
want to be healthy.

But it has to be thin.

You have to have
money, but you can't

ask for money.
Because that's gross.

You have to be a boss,
but you can't get angry.

He has to lead, but he cannot
criticize the ideas of others.

You have to love being a mom, but
you can't talk about them all the time.

You have to have a career, but you
have to take care of others all the time.

You are responsible for men's

bad behavior, which is absurd.

But if you say that, you are
accused of demanding too much.

You have to be beautiful for men, but
never so much that you provoke them

and threaten other women. Because
you have to be part of the sorority.

But, also, always stand out
and always be submissive.

But never forget that the
system is flawed, so you

have to acknowledge
that but always be grateful.

You can never grow old, never
be rude, never show off, never

be selfish, never make mistakes,
never fail, never show fear,

never go over the limit.

It's too difficult, it's
too contradictory. And

nobody gives you
awards for it or thanks you.

And actually it's not
just you who does

everything wrong,
everything is always your fault.

I am so tired,

to see myself, and
to see all the women,

doing everything to
make people like us.

And if all this also
happens to a doll,

that only represents a woman,

So I don't even know anymore.

One minute.

I wrote a book.

It feels like I've been
dreaming of being

very interested in
the uncut version

of Zack Snyder from Justice League.

But what you said brought
me out of my trance.

Serious?

Yes.

You came back, she came back.

Giving voice to the
cognitive dissonance

required to be a
woman in patriarchy

- takes away his power.
- That's right.

Wow, did I say that.

That's it, heroine white Barbie.

No, it was your mother.
Her mother who saved her.

We have to stop the
Kens. And you need to say

that to all the other
Barbies. That's the key.

Right.

But how are we going to separate
the Barbies from the Kens?

We have experience
with this world.

- Do you have the map of Barbieland?
- What do you think?

- Wow.
- All right, I did it.

Here's the thing, it's not just how they
see us, but how they see themselves.

Kenland has the seeds
of its own destruction.

First we have to separate
each Barbie from her Ken.

And we can sneak
in a Barbie who will

pretend to be in theirs,
that could be you.

Beauty.

You distract him by playing
helpless and confused.

Kens can't resist a
damsel in distress.

Make them believe you are
obedient. And that they have the power.

And when you let your guard
down, you take back power.

Talking about the influence that post 356
has had throughout the automotive world...

it's never too much.

Photoshop is so hard, I don't

understand how to
use the select tool.

Honey, you only use the

select tool if the
layer is selected.

I will show you.

My little head gets
full of these technical

terms, like, color brushes,
magnetic loops and...

What is happening?

Turn around, Allan.

Get in the car. Just come in.

No no...

What will happen to Ken?

Just listen, you
have to be the mother

them, but not remind
them of their mother.

All the power you have has
to be disguised as a giggle.

What happened?

One minute I was president, the

next I was cutting
a steak for Ken?

Welcome back, Madam President.

Then we recruited the Barbies
that were healed to our cause.

Could be the new baits.

You can say you've
never seen The Godfather.

And that you would love
for him to explain it to you.

Oh, are you watching
The Godfather?

The Godfather.

I never saw.

Damn, have you ever
watched this movie?

This film is made
by Coppola who is a

genius who creates
with Robert Evans,

the architecture of the
studio system in the 1970s.

Great, can you explain everything
to me from the beginning?

You have to find a
way to reject men's

flirtations without
hurting their egos.

Because if you
say "yes" you're a

slut, but if you say
"no" you're a prude.

- I don't want to touch feet.
- No, you don't.

One more, be
confused about money.

I put all my money in savings.

It's wrong. Need treasury
strips, company shares, CD's...

But no one else has CD'S.

Then, honey, you get
so cute and confused.

But no, it's not a music CD, it's a
Certificate of Deposit. Did you understand?

What outfit is this? I would
never choose to use this.

Because you are physical.

- Want to wear pants?
- Yes.

Welcome back, Barbie.

God, I'm so weird,
and I don't feel pretty.

Will someone ever love me?

Or distract them
with an old trick:

Wearing glasses to
find out you're pretty.

- Can I?
- Yes, go ahead.

Ready.

Now I can see that
pretty face of yours.

And also, pretending to be
bad at every sport there is.

Here, let me teach you.

Here, let me teach you.

Here, let me teach you.

I'll teach you.

Here, we will teach you.

Let's do this until
all the Barbies are

deprogrammed and ready
to take back Barbieland.

- That!
- Yes.

Listen.

Hey, tomorrow the
Kens are voting to change

the constitution, we
gotta get there first.

It is the final stage of the plan.

Pit the Kens against each other.

Now that they think they've
mastered you, you make them

question whether they have
enough power over others.

What if it doesn't work?

What if he doesn't
like me anymore?

- He likes
- He was very upset.

Because he likes
you and knows deep

down that you don't
like him the same way.

It doesn't mean I
want to hurt him.

He's taken your house
from you, brainwashed

your friends, and wants
to run the government.

I'ts right.

- Girl...
- Yeah...

Wow, looks like I'm
already a woman.

Welcome.

Is being a woman like this?

- It's time.
- I'm ready!

Thanks.

Here I go.

Hey.

Oh hi, I was reading.

Our.

- I've been thinking... Kenland.
- Kingdom of Ken.

That's right.

Land of Ken's kingdom.

- Land of...
- Land of free men.

- This place...
- Kenland.

It's amazing.

And the Kens are so much
better in charge than the Barbies.

We just took the patriarchy
and made the patriarchy.

- Yes. I was thinking.
- Yes?

I'm ready to be your date

long-term,
no-strings-attached casual.

If you still want.

- Wait here real quick?
- All good.

Cool.

I don't know, I'll still
have to think about it.

Please?

He is well. You may come in.

I'll play the guitar for you.

Cool.

4 HOURS LATER

And this is the final
stage of the plan,

give them what they dreamed
of. And at the height of their

happiness, when they think
you really care about the music,

you pull the rug.

- Message to whom?
- What?

Who are you texting?

Nobody.

Let me see.

Ken!

Sorry, one second.

You are playing
such beautiful music.

Did you compose?

Yes. Wanna sit and listen to me

sing while I stare
at you uncomfortably

until it ends?

I would love.

Sorry.

I will be back in a moment.

Play with their ego and their
jealousy and turn against each other.

While they're fighting,
we'll take back Barbieland.

The no-strings-attached
long-term casual hookup title,

Does not mean anything?

What do we do?

We're going to make every one of them go away.

No.

There will be war!

- Against the Barbies?
- Against the Kens.

- But we are the Kens.
- The others.

So we should call them something
else. Just so you don't get confused.

No, we know who they are.

But in the confrontation, if
someone says: "Ken at 4 o'clock"

How do I know if it's one
of ours or one of theirs?

Because, my brothers,
we will attack at 10 o'clock.

And enjoy the morning waves.

Okay, but not so early,
we want to sleep late!

Cool.

But how are we going to
fight we have no weapons?

Tennis rackets and beach balls.

And slap fights.

And stared.

- That.
- Yes.

See you all at
Malibu Beach later.

And now they will destroy each other.

Do you know
what I think? I think

we should restore
our constitution.

- Great idea!
- Yes.

This is a hornet's nest.

And pretty slow.

- Was I shot?
- This is impossible.

- Is there a real weapon here?
- No!

Ken! Ken!

- Hey?
- Wouldn't we vote today?

What?

The vote to change
the constitution!

- It was today, wasn't it?
- Yes.

All right, ladies,
let's do this.

All who are in
favor of Barbieland

to be Barbieland again, I say!

- I!
- I!

I'm so happy!

Is it my impression or these

breja-karate-house-house
are better?

They are dream houses,
you motherfuckers!

And yes, we have
reassessed the constitution

of Barbieland for
what it should be,

and we restore the Barbies'
brains and autonomy.

And we disinfect the
houses with great desire.

What will we do?

Kens.

- Who are we going to attack, sir?
- No.

No.

Do not look at me!

He is crying?

He gives me a minute.

Ken.

- Are you well?
- I am.

- I am doing great.
- It's okay to cry.

I cried too and it
was a very good thing.

I am a deconstructed man, I
know that crying is not weakness.

All good.

Can you sit down for a minute?

It was just that it was
difficult to order everything.

I didn't like it very much.

I understand you.

And the mini fridges
are so small. It only

holds 6 beers, and the
freezers are useless.

And to be honest, when I found

out that the patriarchy
had no horses,

I lost all my interest.

All good.

I always thought this
would be our home.

Ken.

I guess I owe you an apology.

I'm sorry I didn't
appreciate you.

Not every night had
to be a girls' night out.

Thanks for saying so!

Thanks.

Oh, I didn't mean to suggest that...

It's just that I don't know
who I am without you!

You are Ken.

But it's Barbie and Ken.

There is not just Ken.
I was created for this.

I only exist when
you look at me.

Without you, I'm just another
blonde who doesn't do stunts.

No!

Maybe it's time to
find out who Ken is.

Okay, I think I
finally understand.

No, no, no.

That's not the answer.

I feel like an idiot.

I feel like an idiot.

- Yes you are.
- Yes.

My look is stupid!

- No, that is not it.
- You're too much, you're too much.

Cool, Ken.

You have to find out
who you are without me.

- Why?
- You are not his girlfriend,

you are not your
house and not your coat.

- What about the beach?
- No, you are not beach.

Maybe everything you believed
defined you doesn't define you.

Maybe you think it's
Barbie, but it's Ken.

Is Ken me?

Yes.

Ken is me.

And I'm Barbie!

Ken is me!

- I'm Ken.
- I'm Ken.

I don't even care if I'm Ken anymore,
I just miss my girlfriend Barbie.

- Cool.
- Barbie.

I am here.

KEN BREJA-FALSE-FERRET-FUR

I want you to have it!

Cool.

We only fought because
we didn't know who we were.

Ken is me!

Ken is right, it's so
hard to be a leader.

My boss.

Midge, wow, I thought
it was discontinued.

Do you know how many times I
wanted to get up from a meeting and say:

"Let's tickle each other"?

- It is serious?
- Let's make a holiday

in the company just to tickle?

Someone do it to me.
Someone do it to me.

No, enough! Don't hug me, stop!

But now, thanks to Barbies, I

can finally let
go of that burden.

And keep my actual
role as president.

And restore everything in
Barbieland, make it exactly like it was.

Mister Mattel, can I...?

Please call me mother.

No, thank you.

I think things shouldn't be
the way they were before.

No Barbie or Ken should
live in the shadows.

Not Allan.

- Look.
- I?

- Yes.
- Hey.

I just want to say that I'm
sorry we called you Weird Barbie

- behind your back and in your face.
- Not alright.

I'm proud of it.

Want to join my government?

Can I keep cleaning?

No problem.

Okay, thank you.

Welcome.

Madam President?

Can you please give the Kens
a spot on the supreme court?

Oh, not that. But perhaps a
position as a judge, in a smaller court.

We accept. As long
as we can use the Toga.

Yes, Kens have
to start somewhere.

And one day the Kens will
have as much power and

influence in Barbieland as
women do in the Real World.

- Mother?
- I don't want.

I can't.

Grow up and go soon!

I have an idea!

Tell me your dream, child.

Well, what do you think
of an ordinary Barbie?

She's not extraordinary, she's
not president of anything, or maybe

she is, she maybe she's a
mother, or she's not, and that's okay.

It's okay for someone to
want to be just a mother,

or just a president, or a
mother who is president.

Or someone who is neither
a mother nor a president.

Who just has a nice outfit and wants to
spend the day looking good on herself.

- That's a bad idea.
- Yeah, that's going to be a lot of money.

Well, Ordinary Barbie? I loved.

Wonderful.

- All right, great.
- Excellent.

- Cool.
- AND.

It's all right, isn't it?

All right, let's get
to work closing

the portal between our worlds.

Wait a minute, but what about Barbie?

- Like this?
- AND...

What is her ending?
What does she get?

Well, easy, she loves Ken.

This is not the end of it.

I don't love Ken!

What do you want?

I don't know. I...

I don't know what my place
in the world is anymore.

I guess I don't have an ending.

That was always the point.

I created you to have no ending.

And you.

- It's you, you're Ruth from Mattel
- Baby, I'm Mattel.

Until the physique catches up
with me, but that's another movie.

- So you're...
- Ruth Handler.

The inventor of Barbie.

What?

This is so cool.

Her ghost has an
office on the 17th floor.

What?

What it was? Did
you think the woman

who invented Barbie
looked like Barbie?

I am 1.5 meters.

I'm a grandma with a double
mastectomy and tax evasion issues.

Nobody looks like Barbie.
Except Barbie herself, thank you.

But I don't feel like
Barbie anymore.

Come. Take a walk with me.

Thanks.

I AM KEN BASTA

Thank you, Barbie.

Thanks.

I'm not quite sure
what I have to do now.

I've always been the
stereotypical Barbie.

And I don't think I'm
good at anything else.

You saved Barbieland
from the patriarchy!

It was a great team effort.

You helped the mother
and daughter connect!

They connected themselves.

Maybe it's Too Modest Barbie.

Maybe I'm not Barbie anymore.

Do you understand that
humans only have one ending?

Ideas live forever.

Humans not so much.

You know that, right?

I know.

Being a human can
be very uncomfortable!

I know.

Humans invent things,
like patriarchy and Barbie.

Just to deal with
such discomfort.

I understand.

And then they die.

Yes.

Yes.

I want to be part of the

people who create meaning.

Not the product of it.

I want to create and imagine,
not creation or imagination.

That makes sense?

I always knew that
Barbie would surprise

me, but I never
imagined it like this.

Do you give me permission
to become human?

It doesn't need my permission.

But you are the creator.

Don't you control me?

I don't control you, just like I
don't control my own daughter.

I gave you her name.

Barbarian. And I've always
rooted for you, as I've rooted for her.

We mothers stop in
time so that daughters

can look back and see
how far they have come.

So being human is not something
I need to ask for, nor want,

can i just find out who i am?

I can't let you do that
in good conscience

without me knowing
what it means.

Hold my hands.

Now close your eyes.

Now feel it.

Yes.

So Barbie left the pastels and

plastics of Barbieland behind.

For the pastels and
plastics of Los Angeles.

All good.
Thanks for the housing.

- You can.
- I'm really proud of you!

I am very glowing of you.

Proud!

Proud, proud, of you.

Now yes.

Got close.

You are the best.

Thanks. Thanks.

Alright, let's go.

You'll make it!

- That's a political statement.
- That's appropriation, Dad.

We'll be here when it's over.

- Good luck, girl.
- Goodbye.

All good.

- Goodbye.
- We love you.

Hey.

Name?

Oh, it's me Handler Barbara.

And what brings you
here today, Barbara?

I'm here to see my gynecologist.

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