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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:33,849 (IN SPANISH) 1780, let's go! 2 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:39,316 Domingo, I am a foreign guest in this Iberian 3 00:02:39,340 --> 00:02:43,436 penal building and you must call me "Mr. 1780". 4 00:02:43,460 --> 00:02:49,876 - "Vamos", the director does not wait. -He will wait. I've waited a long time! 5 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:53,256 - Vamos! - With the "nightie" ? - Which one beats? 6 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:59,538 Ah, the robe! The director is at home, but... anyway... 7 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:01,817 You are welcome. 8 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:07,938 Well, then you leave our institute. 9 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:10,436 From today he is free with his accomplice. 10 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:13,156 One moment, director, I don't like the word "accomplice". 11 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:16,716 Calm down, José, I understand you don't like the term. 12 00:03:16,740 --> 00:03:19,036 Director, he is not my accomplice. 13 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:25,036 I met him in the "plaza de toros" which was selling candy. 14 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:28,356 Since that day he has become my driver, secretary. 15 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:34,396 We know everything about him: waiter, driver, 16 00:03:34,420 --> 00:03:39,156 scam and some armed robbery prior to your meeting. 17 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:45,556 Then he will know that since he met me, this rascal has 18 00:03:45,580 --> 00:03:50,156 forgotten the past and devoted himself to a more noble job. 19 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:54,676 - The scam! - Why use these terms? 20 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:58,455 I would say the art of exploitation 21 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:00,876 of naive man by intelligent man. 22 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:04,316 Too bad his intelligence brought her here, Laspada. 23 00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:09,556 It wasn't intelligence that brought me here, but the "carabineros". 24 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:14,756 Intelligence has made me reach the highest peaks of the profession. 25 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:19,636 Like the attempted removal of Botticelli's "The Spring" 26 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:23,276 - from the Uffizi in Florence. - It failed. 27 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:26,916 Failed because the Uffizi has a timetable. 28 00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:30,316 I arrived, but it wasn't OFFICE 29 00:04:30,340 --> 00:04:33,116 hours, so I found the Uffizi closed. 30 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:36,916 Laspada, you are a particular, original person. 31 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:41,476 Now that you are free, are you going to start over? 32 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:45,396 Never again, Mr. Director, will I retire to the countryside. 33 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:48,636 In the country side ? And how will she live? 34 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:53,116 - Chickens! Chickens, manager! - Good idea. 35 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:57,099 - Best wishes ! - You too. 36 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:10,417 Adios, amigo! 37 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:16,196 - Freedom is beautiful! - The countryside makes me sad. 38 00:05:16,220 --> 00:05:20,076 - What campaign? - The one where we will raise the chickens. 39 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:26,210 You did not understand ! The only chickens that interest me are those from the city. 40 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:29,236 - Eva! - Paul! 41 00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:34,556 - Honey, why are you here? - I heard you were going out today. 42 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:36,396 - Surprised ? - A bit'. 43 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:39,716 Let me watch you! Three years away, did you suffer? 44 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:45,276 It was hard without you. I didn't get a good shot! 45 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:49,676 - You're an irreplaceable partner. - Only as a partner? - Yup. 46 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:53,516 - Ours were just business relationships. - That's the trouble! 47 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:57,836 - For me no ! - For me yes ! - Don't start again, where can I take you? 48 00:05:57,860 --> 00:06:01,316 To the post office, I have to send an urgent telegram. 49 00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:05,095 - Do you already have any ideas? - More than an idea. 50 00:06:05,540 --> 00:06:08,636 I have prepared the biggest hit of the century! 51 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:13,655 - Tell me what it is. - Works of art, as always! 52 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:18,436 This time the most important pawn will be a certain Scorcelletti. 53 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:21,076 -Who is he? - A great copyist. 54 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:23,171 I will have him come from Italy. 55 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:29,697 You smile. 56 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:34,236 A beautiful mysterious smile. Even more mysterious. 57 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:38,219 Cretin, does that look like Mona Lisa's smile to you? 58 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:43,476 - That's a grimace! - Master, I do what I can! 59 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:49,516 Oh yes ? For you that paranoid stupid smile is the 60 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:53,916 famous smile of the Mona Lisa? I would look at you! 61 00:06:53,940 --> 00:06:56,196 I am not and I do not want to be the Mona Lisa. 62 00:06:56,220 --> 00:06:59,196 If you want to copy the Mona Lisa, go to Paris, to the Louvre. 63 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:01,796 Is it written joyful here? 64 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:06,556 If you had the money, I'd be in Paris copying the Mona Lisa. 65 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:10,316 - Copy a copy and... - I don't have a copy! 66 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:12,836 I'm doing everything by heart, by ear! 67 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:16,316 I only miss the smile and modestly, not to brag... 68 00:07:16,340 --> 00:07:21,176 It is necessary to know in Art all that I have the smile of the Mona Lisa here. 69 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:23,276 That's all, see? 70 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:25,396 - The smile... - Yes, yes... 71 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:29,076 - No. - What is it? - A boil. - Where is it ? 72 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,956 But what are you making me say? And I stupid who listen to you! 73 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:36,556 "Here" means in the skull! 74 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:39,436 - Maestro, will I do a touch-up? - For charity ! 75 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:42,956 Grab it! Arrest that madman! 76 00:07:42,980 --> 00:07:46,116 The Mona Lisa is neither touched nor touched up! 77 00:07:46,140 --> 00:07:50,476 Before touching it, you have to go over my corpse! 78 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:54,396 I've been in this studio for 20 years and you never let me paint! 79 00:07:54,420 --> 00:07:57,412 - Raise your voice? - No. 80 00:07:57,580 --> 00:08:01,196 Do you even allow yourself to make gestures with your fingers? 81 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:04,116 Oh yes ? Do you make "baskets"? Silence ! 82 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:07,292 In this atelier I am in charge! 83 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:11,956 The teacher, the professor, the famous Scorcelletti! Clear? Silence ! 84 00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:14,516 You are the idiot pupil. 85 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:18,356 Let's say... I'm going crazy! 86 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:21,876 - Who pays the studio rent? - lo! 87 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:24,156 - Who does the shopping? - lo! 88 00:08:24,180 --> 00:08:27,636 - Who buys brushes, colors, etc. ? - Always me ! 89 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:32,476 You see it ? You are fool! So you don't have the right to paint. Silence ! 90 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:36,876 - Yeah, I hadn't thought of that. - You have to think about it! 91 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:42,476 I can not stand it anymore ! If the colors weren't poisonous, I'd eat them! 92 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,436 - Then I don't need. - You don't need it. 93 00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:47,716 BELL - Sometimes yes. Open the door ! 94 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:51,574 So you want to learn how to be a painter? 95 00:08:56,940 --> 00:08:59,614 - Is Scorcelletti here? - The teacher. 96 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:04,196 I am the teacher, but if there is something to pay, I am not there! 97 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:06,676 Telegram. Sign the lady or the husband? 98 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:10,156 Not a husband! Are you blind, can't you see it? 99 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:14,196 Would I marry him? But where is your head? Who hired you? 100 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,796 Go get changed! 101 00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:20,097 Don't mind him, he's a fool. He is stateless. 102 00:09:22,340 --> 00:09:25,356 How does it come to your mind to ask who signs? 103 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:27,756 He does not sign the student, but the teacher! 104 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:30,876 Do we want to devalue this receipt?... and let's devalue it! 105 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:33,076 Do we want to deliver it to posterity or not? 106 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:39,516 - They don't look at these things in the office. - They don't! But I look at it! 107 00:09:39,540 --> 00:09:42,276 - Excuse me, the tip? - Tip ? 108 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:45,876 - Seven floors! - Do you dare to ask for a tip? 109 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:50,996 Then you are greedy, greedy! Do you know what's written up here? 110 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:54,876 Scorcelletti! Do you know who Scorcelletti is? 111 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:58,156 It's me ! This signature is worth a treasure! 112 00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:02,076 - Do you know what an autograph hunter would do for this signature? - No. 113 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:06,059 -He Would Shoot! -Then he kills me. - Not killing! 114 00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:10,276 He "he would shoot" an exorbitant amount to have it. 115 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:15,756 This signature in two or three hundred years will be worth millions, billions! 116 00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:19,436 Well, okay, you found me "good" today. 117 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:22,476 Give me 10,000 lire and let's not talk about it anymore. 118 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,996 10,000 lire? I have 100 lire! 119 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:29,436 Only 100 lire? All right, you owe me 9,900 lire. 120 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:33,076 As soon as you earn them, bring them to me. 121 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:37,219 Go and don't waste that signature that is worth a treasure! 122 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:51,116 - Wretch, what are you doing? - Anything ! 123 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:56,436 - You're violating the Mona Lisa! - No ! - You don't have to touch the brushes! 124 00:10:56,460 --> 00:11:00,596 You are a house painter! You can only touch the beard brush! 125 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:04,076 Did you understand ? Your hands to yourself ! 126 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:07,855 Look at them ! Rascal! 127 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:10,170 Silence ! Let me read. 128 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:13,796 - Let me read and not look. - No ! 129 00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:15,379 So... 130 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:17,849 Huh? 131 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:21,156 - We really wanted it! - Good news ? 132 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:24,796 Excellent! Pack your bags! Let's go! 133 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:28,051 - Where do we go ? - In Spain, in Madrid! 134 00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:32,036 - What are we going to do? - To copy the work of a great painter. 135 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:35,076 - Painter-Stop. - I do not know him. 136 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:38,956 Of course, you are ignorant, you cannot know Stop. 137 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:43,356 Stop is a great artist, he is in all encyclopedias 138 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:46,516 with the elevation photo, in profile, in all ways. 139 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:50,356 He is a painter who will have made "insignia" works! Stop, read. 140 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:53,996 "Please join me Madrid, copy important picture - stop. 141 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:59,476 - Follows money order. "- How nice! I have become an international artist. 142 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:02,236 I'm going to Spain to Madrid to work! 143 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:05,956 - In Madrid there is the Prado! - In Madrid... 144 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:08,516 - Is there a "meadow" in Madrid? - Yes. - Is there a "meadow" only in Madrid? 145 00:12:08,540 --> 00:12:10,876 - Only in Madrid. - You are stupid! 146 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:13,335 Have you ever been to Villa Borghese? 147 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:17,136 That big meadow where dogs go... 148 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:26,356 Only Goya could paint such a masterful work. 149 00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:30,676 Inspired by a tragic episode of the Napoleonic invasion, he 150 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:34,836 created a masterpiece of extreme moral and spiritual value 151 00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:37,596 and permeated with shocking realism. 152 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:41,716 Note the originality of the composition of the two opposing groups. 153 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:47,556 Look at the firing squad group and the condemned group. 154 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:53,337 We said the condemned... admire the vigorous design... 155 00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:57,876 The vigorous, intensely dramatic 156 00:12:57,900 --> 00:13:00,779 design and the warmth of color... 157 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:05,215 The intense color, but not sad... 158 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:12,316 If you compare the Goya with any other painter, you will have no doubts... 159 00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:16,556 - Who's the one who talks a lot? - One who can speak! 160 00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:20,836 He is the famous Professor Francisco Montiel, a great scholar of Goya. 161 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:26,236 If he says that a painting belongs to Goya, no one doubts it. 162 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:30,676 If I say so, three years in jail! 163 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:35,058 - But if the painting is true... - I'm talking about a fake painting. 164 00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:38,796 Stop your attention on one of the most 165 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:43,436 characteristic points of this canvas: the blood! 166 00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:48,276 This blood that impregnates the soil and tinges it with tragic purple. 167 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:53,516 Do you smell the acrid smell of blood gushing from open wounds? 168 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:57,556 - The Goya even managed to paint the smell! - Teacher... 169 00:13:57,580 --> 00:14:02,356 - Don't bother, miss! We said the smell of blood... - Professor! 170 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:06,876 It seems to come out of the canvas and pour onto the floor... 171 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,076 Beware of the Goya! back! 172 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:12,436 - Where are you going ? - He feels bad. -He looks great. 173 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:17,170 - I do not understand anything ! - I know, it's normal! Come and shut up. 174 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:24,412 Don't get crowded, you take away the air! Get away! 175 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,956 Gutierrez, go get a cognac! 176 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:31,556 - Professor, are you feeling bad? - Two cognacs! 177 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:36,256 - In the meantime, I'll take care of the lady! - Miss! 178 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:48,770 I will try to explain, but you will not understand anyway. 179 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:53,116 Paul, tell me the truth, I don't like working without knowing. 180 00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:55,636 These are things that don't interest you. 181 00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:59,796 This is the Maja Desnuda. You like ? 182 00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:03,796 And you say this doesn't interest me? 183 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:10,036 - (RAUL) Come here. - That stuff interests me a lot! 184 00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:14,196 - That's the Maja Dressed. - I'm interested in that! 185 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:18,676 This or that... are two famous Goya masterpieces! 186 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,818 Hyperbolic figures are worth! 187 00:15:22,820 --> 00:15:28,577 Think what value a third Maja could have, if it existed. 188 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:31,116 Do you think it exists or not? 189 00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:36,294 - He's on his way. - The third Maja? - No, the man who will make it exist. 190 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:47,116 To say: "I want you, I long for you". How do you say ? 191 00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:51,956 - "I ask you". - No ! No ! No ! 192 00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:55,756 Te chie... te chie... With the "who", with the "who". 193 00:15:55,780 --> 00:16:00,076 - With whom ? - With whom? With nobody ! With who ? With you ? 194 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,137 "YOU QUIERO." 195 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:07,396 TE QUIERO as GLASS, CARABINIERRO. 196 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,855 - Te quiero! - Very well. 197 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:15,533 To say: "kiss me a lot, that is a lot" as they say? 198 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,857 Ba... 199 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,516 Well... 200 00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:21,497 - Ba... - Well... 201 00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:25,097 Well? Then ? 202 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,457 Here! 203 00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:31,556 - "Besame..." - "Besame MUCCIO". 204 00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:33,491 PILE, fine. 205 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:39,458 To say instead: "soul of my heart", as they say? 206 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:45,014 "Alma de mi corazòn." 207 00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:49,516 - Cora... zòn! - It's 11 o'clock. - Alma de mi... - Corazòn! 208 00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:54,076 I told you ! I've been teaching you Spanish for 5 hours... 209 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,650 How do you want to be a painter? I don't know! 210 00:16:58,220 --> 00:17:00,860 I'd take books in the face! 211 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,596 "Alma de mi corazòn", not CORE SON! "Corazòn"! 212 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:09,596 You have to put your tongue between your teeth. Corazòn. Pull over. 213 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:13,436 Look at me, look at the mouth. Corazòn! 214 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:17,476 - Master, you spat in my face! - You deserve it ! 215 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,476 Young man, we have to learn Spanish, 216 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,196 otherwise he won't "stick" with "cows"! 217 00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:24,780 We continue without a book, go! 218 00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:28,756 - (SPANISH IN) Is that seat occupied ? - How? 219 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:32,739 - (SPANISH IN) Are you busy? - Well... - Thanks. 220 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,156 Master, what did the lady ask? 221 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:40,916 - What lady? - The one who entered now. 222 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,897 This ? 223 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:45,556 -You are not a lady. -Who is she? 224 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:48,299 You will be one of the equestrian circus. 225 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:51,956 We don't take care of her, let's go back to the lesson. 226 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:58,010 - "Esta muchacha me gusta mucho." - "I like this girl very much." 227 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:00,676 - "Te quiero." - "I love you." 228 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:05,695 - "Besame mucho." - "Kiss me very, very much." 229 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:10,076 - "Alma de mi corazòn." - This is easy... 230 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:14,298 (IN SPANISH) # It is the story of a love 231 00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:19,740 as there is nothing else, which made me understand 232 00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:23,116 all the good and all the bad. # 233 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:26,276 - Excuse me, what do you want? - (SPANISH IN) Did you tell the truth? 234 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:30,596 - I don't understand it. - He does not understand Italian, you speak in Spanish. 235 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,516 - It's not easy ! - (SPANISH IN) Are you not deceiving me? 236 00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:35,996 I only know the words to conquer, not to reject! 237 00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:40,236 - (SPANISH IN) What luck, I finally met love! 238 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:43,196 - (SPANISH IN) I love you! - Help ! Sound the alarm! 239 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:46,133 - Stop, we'll go to jail! - Better the jail! 240 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:50,676 - Muchacha, this barge man is there! - "No me gusta!" 241 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:54,489 - What do you say, master! - Get your bags! Bull is better! 242 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:03,796 - Shut up, that comes out! - Ah! She closed my foot! 243 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:07,676 - What happens ? What "passes"? - I was in trouble! 244 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:11,396 There is an angry beast! When do we get to Madrid? 245 00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:14,676 - "Magnana por la magnana at 10." - You "tycoon" something? 246 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:17,316 - No ! - We have not "tycoon" anything! 247 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:21,436 - He says we're arriving at 10 tomorrow. - Thank you very much. - "De nada". 248 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,676 Who is Renata? She will be the beast! 249 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:26,916 We look for a free compartment, 250 00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:29,716 so in the morning we change, 251 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:33,620 otherwise the Spaniards will think we are peasants. 252 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:55,036 We have finally arrived! 253 00:19:55,060 --> 00:20:00,516 - Hurry up, the train starts again. - No, the train dies here! 254 00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:04,756 - You kill me! - Easy, I can't do it! 255 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:08,396 - How can you not do it? - They're heavy ! 256 00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:10,855 - Are you ricotta? - Oh yeah ! 257 00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:14,996 - So you want to be a painter? - For now, I'm a porter. 258 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:19,116 - Slowly. - So you want to be a painter? 259 00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:23,036 One moment. What does it have to look at? 260 00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:26,596 Have you ever seen two foreign gentlemen? You go away! 261 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:29,476 - You have to help me. - They're heavy ? - Yup. 262 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,636 - I'll take one. -He made the effort! 263 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:35,156 Someone has to help me, call a porter. 264 00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:38,396 - For two suitcases, do I call a porter? - Not two! 265 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:40,996 - Do you have the money to pay the porter? - Yes sir! 266 00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:44,556 - DE FACCHINOS! - "Hello, senor". 267 00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:47,596 Take... PRENDOS... 268 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:49,996 - What do you have to look at? - "Como?" 269 00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:52,196 Not Como! We come from Rome! 270 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:54,516 - Como? -She said "dresser"! 271 00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:58,374 Dresser? Then she is angry with you because you look like a dresser. 272 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:02,356 - "No abla espanol?" - Yes, I had the "Spanish" as a boy. 273 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:06,476 And she ? This is more stupid than you. See you later. 274 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:09,196 - (SPANISH IN) I don't understand. - Go to the madhouse! 275 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:13,498 - If he goes away, where do I go? - Let's go up ! - I can not do it ! 276 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:19,096 - Mamma Mia ! - The foot! On the little finger! 277 00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:55,817 LAUGHS 278 00:21:56,020 --> 00:22:00,076 Master, I have a feeling that these are angry with us. 279 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:03,916 Did you notice now? They come after us from the station! 280 00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:08,796 - They make fun of us! - How dare you ? They are fans. 281 00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:12,356 They follow us because they understood that I am a great painter. 282 00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:17,356 It's all sympathy. You'll see they'll ask for my autograph. 283 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:19,316 - (SPANISH IN) Hey, you. - You see it ? 284 00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:22,916 (SPANISH IN) You have stopped the traffic, the carnival is over. 285 00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:26,956 - He wants you. - Are you Italian? What is this masquerade? 286 00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:31,036 Sir, you made a mistake. We are not masked. 287 00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:34,676 We dressed in the Spanish style because we are in Spain. 288 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:37,796 All right, you'll explain everything to the police station. 289 00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:42,156 - We are honest people! - yes! - And not me? - I do not know ! 290 00:22:42,180 --> 00:22:47,116 - General. - I'm not a general. - Colonel... - Not even. 291 00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:50,236 I am an Italian abroad, I don't know these things! 292 00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:54,596 We are here for work, at least me, he is my pupil. 293 00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:57,796 Called by the Marquis of Castelviscardo, right? 294 00:22:57,820 --> 00:23:01,596 He is a very good person, a gentleman, then he is a Marquis! 295 00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:06,876 - We came here to paint. - Then let's go to the Marquis. 296 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:10,575 We must go there! Have you seen? 297 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,316 - Who shot? - lo, put that knife away. 298 00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:24,476 - Against who ? - the worms! 299 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:27,458 Do you kill them with the shotgun? 300 00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:33,938 My dear and naive José, try to understand. 301 00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:39,316 The ancient frames have woodworms and woodworms make holes! 302 00:23:39,340 --> 00:23:43,996 This frame is not ancient and has no holes. I made them myself. 303 00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:48,876 They are 3 or 400 dots. Now you will take them off with this tweezers. 304 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:54,339 - Okay, but it's years of work. - Shut up! 305 00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:58,956 Ancient things take centuries to do! 306 00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:03,436 This is the prelude to that magnificent symphony of my piano. 307 00:24:03,460 --> 00:24:08,476 Give the world a Scorcelletti and make it count for a Goya! 308 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:13,036 Can't you hear the melody of the shot organization? 309 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:15,956 The professor is already fascinated by Eva, this house, 310 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:20,816 which belonged to Goya, paid for by me regularly... 311 00:24:21,380 --> 00:24:27,276 in bills of exchange that will soon go into protest, but I will leave first. 312 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:32,276 This authentic canvas, of the time, and the woodworms in the frame. 313 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:36,737 Everything is perfect, I can sleep peacefully. 314 00:24:37,540 --> 00:24:40,316 You don't know who I am! 315 00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:43,436 Oh Mama, what do the guards want? 316 00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:46,476 - "Intercity!" - Silence ! - No silence! 317 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:50,396 We can get in ? Is the Marquis at home? 318 00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:52,775 Come on. 319 00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:59,796 - The Marquis of Castelmoscardo? - Yes. - Do you know these two? - No. 320 00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:05,236 He sent me a telegram. I am the famous Scorcelletti. 321 00:25:05,260 --> 00:25:10,476 - Ah, Scorcelletti! - He is Tobia, my pupil, let's put it this way! 322 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:16,116 - I know them, but what did they do? - Nothing, but look at the clothes. 323 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:20,476 - Why these clothes? - We are in Spain and we have conformed. 324 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:23,516 "Country you go... uniform you find!" 325 00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:28,296 Marquis, look at this how he dressed! 326 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:33,316 Master! They are my guests, I will be responsible for them. 327 00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:37,676 If so, that's fine. But be careful, I'm a little... 328 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:45,156 "Carabineros", then? Do you know who I am? 329 00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:48,556 I am an Italian abroad! I can also have you arrested! 330 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:52,676 - Master! Excuse me... - I do not apologize, he offends! 331 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:56,556 The artists are extravagant. He accompanies the gentlemen to the door. 332 00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:58,636 - Thank you. - Goodbye. 333 00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:01,076 At the door and close it well! 334 00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:05,116 - (TOBIA) Don't be angry, master. - They make me angry! 335 00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:09,716 - Good morning. - Master, this is my wife. 336 00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:13,415 Wife of him? What a beautiful wife! 337 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:19,996 Madam, my compliments. She is very pretty, but a lot! 338 00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:22,660 She had good taste! 339 00:26:22,860 --> 00:26:27,172 How cute she is! How did she marry a... 340 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:31,996 - Scorcelletti. - I was paying compliments to your wife. 341 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:36,116 Very pretty. I'd like to copy the picture right away, so then I'll go. 342 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:39,895 - He's not here, he's at the Prado. - (RAUL) At the Prado. 343 00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:44,436 Don't get distracted, let's talk business. 344 00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:49,156 I had it come to copy Goya's famous "Maja Desnuda". 345 00:26:49,180 --> 00:26:52,796 What did you say before? "The painting of the painter Stop"? 346 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:56,596 - You said so! - I must have escaped. 347 00:26:56,620 --> 00:27:00,676 Marquis. I wanted to tell you something, he is shy and ashamed. 348 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:03,516 - Say. - We have been on a very long journey, 349 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:07,596 here in Madrid the air is good and we have a little appetite. 350 00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:11,876 - Just talk, you are my guests! - Thank you. - José! 351 00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:15,916 - A little appetite. - José! - A little appetite! - José! 352 00:27:15,940 --> 00:27:19,276 He is hungry! We are hungry ! We are starving! 353 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:21,036 - I understand ! - You say "what is it"! 354 00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:23,636 I get it, I was calling my waiter. 355 00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:26,996 - It's called "What is it"? - José. - What is he, a waiter? 356 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:31,378 José, accompany the gentlemen, let them be refreshed. 357 00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:34,636 Has he already had us shot once? 358 00:27:34,660 --> 00:27:37,778 - Teacher, refresh... - Ah! 359 00:27:40,220 --> 00:27:43,356 You could have chosen a less stupid copyist! 360 00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:47,356 Impossible, he wouldn't be as good as this. 361 00:27:47,380 --> 00:27:51,556 Only those who have emptiness in their brains can perfectly copy a painting without 362 00:27:51,580 --> 00:27:56,916 putting something of them into it. The more stupid a copyist is, the better he is. 363 00:27:56,940 --> 00:28:00,296 - Then this is the Raphael of the copyists! - Yup. 364 00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:06,137 Scalpel. 365 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:15,257 Solvent. 366 00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:20,716 Plier. 367 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,697 Quick! 368 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:27,617 Gauze. 369 00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:33,736 - What gauze did you give me? - The sterilized one. - Mah! 370 00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:40,097 Binoculars. 371 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:50,700 This is the Maja of thing... of Goya. It's like mine. 372 00:28:51,220 --> 00:28:55,236 - Master. - What's up ? - Are we having surgery? 373 00:28:55,260 --> 00:28:58,676 You said right, it's the first time you've guessed. 374 00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:03,036 Surgery. It's the Maja operation! 375 00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:05,236 Why did we put the bandages on? 376 00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:09,196 You are a repeat offender, you have no extenuating circumstances! 377 00:29:09,220 --> 00:29:11,276 Silence ! 378 00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:13,416 Silence ! Who is it ? 379 00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:16,836 - What did we eat today? - Onions. 380 00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:21,934 You must know that the "cipollino" breath alters the colors. 381 00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:26,036 According to my system, the Scorcelletti 382 00:29:26,060 --> 00:29:28,676 method, I need the color to be sterilized 383 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:32,476 and BACTERIOLOGICAL pure! 384 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,996 Give me the lens. 385 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:39,156 What does the microbe do under the antibacterial 386 00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:42,298 action of the antibiotic PENNICILLIN? He dies! 387 00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:47,156 In fact, several corpses are seen. 388 00:29:47,180 --> 00:29:49,316 How does that saying go? 389 00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:54,556 "One microbe dead, another is made." In fact... 390 00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:59,956 Who is it ? Speaking of anything else... what are you doing? 391 00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:03,796 - Are you talking to me? - How do you allow me to copy my copy? 392 00:30:03,820 --> 00:30:08,836 Nonsense! If the original is there, why copy its copy? 393 00:30:08,860 --> 00:30:12,596 - Because he's a fool! - As he said ? 394 00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:16,396 - He looked smaller. - Fool? - Yes, inquire. 395 00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:18,556 How dare you? Fool it will be her! 396 00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:22,916 - "You speak as you mind!" - I'm painting the Maja of the Goya! 397 00:30:22,940 --> 00:30:26,756 - Leave me alone ! - That would be too comfortable! 398 00:30:26,780 --> 00:30:31,836 You take advantage of it because I am an Italian abroad! 399 00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:35,956 I come from Rome to copy this copy and I do not allow to nobody 400 00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:38,116 to copy my copying art! 401 00:30:38,140 --> 00:30:41,132 - I'm Italian too. - Really ? 402 00:30:41,580 --> 00:30:43,556 - Abroad ? - Native. 403 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:46,316 Native! I thought he said... instead of native! 404 00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:51,356 Native or not, stop it or I'll have the guards arrest you! 405 00:30:51,380 --> 00:30:55,276 - Don't be ridiculous! - it? - Do you want to know something? - Yup. 406 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:57,596 - She doesn't make me laugh! - Oh yes ? 407 00:30:57,620 --> 00:31:00,596 - Makes me "mustache"! - Shall I give you a "mustache"? - Yup ! 408 00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:04,476 Shall I give you a mustache? So... here it is! 409 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:07,556 - All right ? - Coward! You gave my Maja a mustache! 410 00:31:07,580 --> 00:31:10,276 I make them too! 411 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:13,876 - Now I make them! - No, stop! 412 00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:16,335 It has to pass over my corpse first! 413 00:31:16,860 --> 00:31:21,436 I thought my copy was perfect, but her...! 414 00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:25,055 Mine modestly, it was painted by an Man. 415 00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:29,572 - It's wonderful, it would deceive any expert! - Challenge! 416 00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:34,356 Professor, a lady wants to talk to you. 417 00:31:34,380 --> 00:31:39,932 With me ? Impossible, send her away! I am very busy ! 418 00:31:42,140 --> 00:31:45,815 - Can not be done ! - Good morning Professor. 419 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:50,636 - It's me. - It's you, miss! 420 00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:56,356 I came to thank you. Al Prado was very kind. 421 00:31:56,380 --> 00:32:00,931 - It was my duty. - I want to repay. 422 00:32:01,140 --> 00:32:08,116 You are a great art student and you will be pleased to have this book. 423 00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:14,011 You speak of the palace of the Marquis of Cammarata. My uncle bought it. 424 00:32:14,540 --> 00:32:19,156 Did your uncle buy the Cammarata palace? It's wonderful ! 425 00:32:19,180 --> 00:32:24,516 The Marquis of Cammarata married on 11 June 1801 Donna Gioachina, daughter 426 00:32:24,540 --> 00:32:28,636 of the Duke of Osuna. The Duke of Osuna was a friend of the Goya! 427 00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:36,499 I think. But my uncle bought the building because it is large and comfortable. 428 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:41,692 It is interesting to visit the studio of an artist like you! 429 00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:44,377 Who is this ? 430 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:50,196 Giuseppa Baieux, Goya's wife. 431 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:56,236 She is ugly. I have heard that Goya painted beautiful women. 432 00:32:56,260 --> 00:33:00,556 He saw them at the Prado! They are the two Maja! 433 00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:05,211 Here they are. La Maja Desnuda and the Maja Dressed. 434 00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:09,996 The Maja Desnuda is one, the Maja Dressed is the second... 435 00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:12,375 but where is the third? 436 00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:17,716 Excuse me, miss... the third what? 437 00:33:17,740 --> 00:33:21,876 - The third Maja! - It doesn't exist, miss! 438 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:25,116 There are only two, La Maja Desnuda and La Maja Dressed. 439 00:33:25,140 --> 00:33:28,417 No, there is also the Maja in Shirt. 440 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:33,796 - What are you saying? - That there is also the Maja in Shirt. 441 00:33:33,820 --> 00:33:36,892 I'm surprised you don't know. 442 00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:39,796 Of course I don't know! It's not true ! 443 00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:43,596 Who told you, excuse me, such nonsense? 444 00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:49,156 Nobody told me, I read something a long time 445 00:33:49,180 --> 00:33:51,716 ago where there was talk of this painting. 446 00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:54,836 It was a book, a newspaper, what? 447 00:33:54,860 --> 00:33:59,316 It was a handwritten piece of paper that I found 448 00:33:59,340 --> 00:34:01,695 in the library while leafing through a book. 449 00:34:02,780 --> 00:34:04,976 In his palace library? 450 00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:08,836 Why do you want me to make a shirt for you? 451 00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:13,556 - The reason does not concern you, I pay you! - Ah! Do you pay me? 452 00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:17,636 Do you think that with vile money you can 453 00:34:17,660 --> 00:34:19,876 buy the conscience of a great artist like me? 454 00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:24,716 - Not an artist! - Careful, Marquis. - You are a copyist! 455 00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:28,276 - You're underestimating the copyist. - It's not true. 456 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:32,276 You have underestimated him, dear Marquis! 457 00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:35,556 If a copyist were to create, any 458 00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:39,676 scruffy painter could copy the copyists! 459 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,596 - Where will we end up? - Where is it ? 460 00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:44,436 - I'll ask you! - Tell her! 461 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:46,836 - Master... - Get this stuff off! 462 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:50,516 - The Marquis says I must pose. - I said it. 463 00:34:50,540 --> 00:34:53,516 - She is not beautiful ? - I'll tear it! - Stop! 464 00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:58,356 - It's precious, it's from the Goya era! - This ? - Yup. 465 00:34:58,380 --> 00:35:00,356 - Authentic? - Sure. 466 00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:04,396 - You hear it. - Thing ? I don't know if it's him or the shirt, but you can feel it. 467 00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:12,076 Dear Marquis, why does he want to wear Maja Desnuda's shirt? 468 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:17,413 -If he had said to take it off .. .- It's time to tell the truth. 469 00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:22,556 I have to inherit a large sum! 470 00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:26,255 - Like ? - From a very fearful aunt. 471 00:35:26,780 --> 00:35:31,996 If my aunt sees Maja Desnuda in the house, she will defeat me. 472 00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:34,716 If, on the other hand, he paints the shirt... 473 00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:39,636 No ! The Maja in Shirt is a blasphemy! And I don't swear. 474 00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:41,876 But the Goya is dead! 475 00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:47,036 He is dead, but I am alive! I'm alive, do you understand? 476 00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:51,036 - I'm the copyist here! - Yup ! 477 00:35:51,060 --> 00:35:54,276 I would like to see this Mr. Goya 478 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:58,036 copy a Maja as I copied it! 479 00:35:58,060 --> 00:36:02,116 Everyone is able to do, copying is difficult! 480 00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:06,316 I would like to see Mr. Goya. This Goya! 481 00:36:06,340 --> 00:36:08,596 They tell me... the Goya! 482 00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:10,213 Go over there! 483 00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:23,180 - Here is the palace. - Shall we start the search right away? 484 00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:30,853 - No, I need to talk to my uncle. - All right. - I'll phone you. 485 00:36:33,180 --> 00:36:35,694 Lightning the sky! 486 00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:41,556 Master, don't make me angry, do you paint the shirt or not? 487 00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:44,356 I don't make the shirt, I don't make it, no! 488 00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:47,836 - And I don't pay it! - Really ? Have you heard ? 489 00:36:47,860 --> 00:36:50,676 - Really ? - Yup ! - Then I'm not going away! 490 00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:54,236 The food is good and the lady... too. 491 00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:56,916 - The lady has nothing to do with it! - I know, but it's good! 492 00:36:56,940 --> 00:36:59,516 - Insists! - Yes, the lady is good. 493 00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:04,796 - Thank you that we are abroad! - Otherwise ? 494 00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:07,380 - Otherwise... - What? 495 00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:12,131 The lady is good, layman! 496 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:16,196 - The lady is good! -She is good yes! 497 00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:19,396 - "Woh" if the lady is good! - It's good ! 498 00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:22,116 She's good... what's that got to do with you? 499 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:25,276 Do not make appreciation in the house of others! 500 00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:27,436 - You said so! - I am the master! 501 00:37:27,460 --> 00:37:32,156 For me she is good, you are the student and for you nothing is good! 502 00:37:32,180 --> 00:37:36,876 Oh yes ! Oh yes ! She said she doesn't pay me! 503 00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:40,916 I'll show you! Take the paper and write! 504 00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:45,316 - You wrote ? - No. - What did you write? - Anything ! 505 00:37:45,340 --> 00:37:47,916 What do you write if I haven't told you anything? 506 00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:52,516 Now let's do the invoice for the Maja. Write: invoice. 507 00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:54,770 - With a capital "F"! - Yup. 508 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,676 No ! I changed my mind. 509 00:37:57,700 --> 00:38:00,476 That's an animal and I capitalize "F"? 510 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:03,219 Lowercase "F"! FATURA! 511 00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:07,556 - For this... "For" with the "P". - Sure. 512 00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:11,175 Sometimes, being abroad one can get distracted. 513 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:16,876 - What happens ? - That imbecile refuses, he will ruin everything. 514 00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:21,636 The professor had believed in everything, it was enough to find the painting. 515 00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:24,156 - Shirtless? - No. 516 00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:27,476 - Have you tried to insist? - I've tried everything. 517 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:33,236 I was hoping he was stupid, but not like that! I won't be able to convince him. 518 00:38:33,260 --> 00:38:35,649 Wait, I'll try. 519 00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:40,516 - Colors, brushes and solvents? - Yup. 520 00:38:40,540 --> 00:38:43,436 - Did you put any palettes? - No. - Put it on. 521 00:38:43,460 --> 00:38:45,417 How much it does ? 522 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:48,156 150 thousand. 523 00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:50,796 Few! Few! Make 300 thousand! 524 00:38:50,820 --> 00:38:53,476 - It's expensive ! - Don't you consider "dear Spain"? 525 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,457 > Dear teacher! -Who is he? 526 00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:58,498 Sorry if I made you wait. 527 00:39:00,220 --> 00:39:03,596 Those 150 thousand lire, cash them in! 528 00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:08,876 - Here I am, I'm ready. - To do what ? 529 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:16,057 To pose for her. My husband told me she missed the model. 530 00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:20,396 - As a model am I okay? - "Wow"! 531 00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:24,857 You can also stay in this way. Mrs... 532 00:39:25,060 --> 00:39:27,116 pre... pre... we specify. 533 00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:33,236 I told your husband that on principle I would not paint it. 534 00:39:33,260 --> 00:39:40,476 Obviously I misunderstood. It is useless that he has put on the shirt. 535 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:46,276 - No, it's very useful! The shirt fits her. True? - Yup. 536 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:52,116 - You shut up ! -If he doesn't want to paint, I'll go get dressed. 537 00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:57,236 - No ! Listen to me, let's think. - Let's think. - Good. 538 00:39:57,260 --> 00:40:01,236 She wouldn't paint the shirt for anything in the world. 539 00:40:01,260 --> 00:40:03,716 Exact. For nothing in the world! 540 00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:05,697 Not even if... 541 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,636 - Master. - What's up ? 542 00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:11,617 VOICE NOT AUDIBLE 543 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:23,973 I understand ! I understand ! Lady, you repeat and articulate the words well! 544 00:40:24,540 --> 00:40:27,100 Yup ! Yup ! Really ? 545 00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:30,596 Madam, this changes things! 546 00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:34,076 - Tòbia! - Tobia! - Tòbia or Tobìa is the same! 547 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:37,756 Palette, brushes and colors! The picture must be finished. 548 00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:40,116 - The picture is finished. - The shirt is missing! 549 00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:42,236 - But he doesn't go there! - And who says that? 550 00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:46,276 - You said that for nothing... - There are things and things! 551 00:40:46,300 --> 00:40:51,329 - True? - Sure, master. - You go ! 552 00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:57,836 Here it is. 553 00:40:57,860 --> 00:40:59,817 That little foot! 554 00:41:00,740 --> 00:41:02,596 Goya's little hands... 555 00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:04,975 Let's see... yes! 556 00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:09,377 So ! 557 00:41:10,140 --> 00:41:12,973 How happy I am! 558 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:17,817 - Eva, what is said, is it said? - What is said, is said. 559 00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:22,316 - Word of honor? - Word of honor. 560 00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:27,858 He said yes! I copy her a shirt that the so-called Goya... 561 00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:30,756 she would never have dreamed of it! 562 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:33,010 They tell me the Goya! 563 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,731 Stop ! 564 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:45,116 Very well ! It was difficult, but finally... 565 00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:48,356 - How did you convince him? - It was easy. 566 00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:52,116 I promised him a gallant adventure. 567 00:41:52,140 --> 00:41:55,356 You make me look good with that! 568 00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:57,815 You are my husband as a joke! 569 00:41:57,900 --> 00:42:01,689 Yes, but he'll think I'm a real cuckold. 570 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:06,236 Don't worry, I had an idea to get rid of him. 571 00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:08,956 - Which ? - I'll have him arrested. 572 00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:12,996 - Like ? - I've set a trap. 573 00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:16,556 - Tell me. - I made an appointment with him at "Le due castanets". 574 00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:20,956 That place is frequented by Pablo, a fiery bullfighter. 575 00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:25,099 He'll start a fight between them and call the police. 576 00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:30,377 FLAMENCO MUSIC 577 00:42:57,380 --> 00:43:00,213 SING THE "GRANADA" SONG IN SPANISH 578 00:43:53,260 --> 00:43:58,276 (SPANISH IN) The first bull I kill, I dedicate it to that girl. 579 00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:01,036 (SPANISH IN) Pablo, the first bull is reserved. 580 00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:04,690 (IN SPANISH) Then the second. 581 00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:16,276 Olé! 582 00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:18,876 - Do you like it, master? - Very. 583 00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:23,676 I am thrilled with these quaint places. 584 00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:25,796 - Good evening, lady. - Good evening. 585 00:44:25,820 --> 00:44:30,436 - Good evening. - We want to eat, dance, drink. - One moment. 586 00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:36,076 Not here FRONTAS A TODOS LO MUNDOS, do you have a SEPARETTAS? 587 00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:38,156 - (SPANISH IN) I don't understand. - Me neither. 588 00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:43,956 Let's sit here first, it's thrilling... fascinating. 589 00:44:43,980 --> 00:44:47,018 - Follow me, please. - Yes... yes! 590 00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:54,276 (SPANISH IN) How wonderful! Cancel the reservations, 591 00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:56,396 tomorrow I dedicate all the bulls to her. 592 00:44:56,420 --> 00:45:01,938 - Careful, she is with a man. -I don't care, she looked at me. 593 00:45:02,540 --> 00:45:06,636 Waiter, listen... Do you have a room? 594 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:09,636 - Huh? - A room. - (SPANISH IN) I don't understand! 595 00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:13,255 A room. I can't scream, the lady hears me. 596 00:45:15,260 --> 00:45:19,476 - A room. - I understand, a "hospedaje". 597 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:22,476 How dare you? Go away, scoundrel! 598 00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:24,476 What ways, she is sending me to the hospital! 599 00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:30,156 She was telling you "hotel". In Spanish it is called "hospedaje". 600 00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:32,251 Really ? 601 00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:36,836 I would like to have a chronic illness to stay seven, 602 00:45:36,860 --> 00:45:39,556 eight, ten, twelve years with her in the hospital! 603 00:45:39,580 --> 00:45:41,537 FLAMENCO MUSIC 604 00:46:03,140 --> 00:46:07,756 - May I introduce myself ? Pablo Segura. - The famous bullfighter? 605 00:46:07,780 --> 00:46:11,116 - Have you heard? - No, I was "above the thought". 606 00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:16,796 - The gentleman is Pablo Segura. - Are you sure it's Segura? 607 00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:19,916 - Of course ! - Be safe... 608 00:46:19,940 --> 00:46:24,556 that I don't give a damn, "nada de nada"! 609 00:46:24,580 --> 00:46:28,396 - How dare you? - We don't need bullfighters. 610 00:46:28,420 --> 00:46:32,316 Come back another day, but not Friday, it brings me bad luck. 611 00:46:32,340 --> 00:46:36,436 I wanted to know if she wanted to dance this flamenco with me. 612 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:40,596 - Very gladly! - No ! Here it is misunderstood! 613 00:46:40,620 --> 00:46:46,516 The bullfighter needs a bull, but I don't play the part of the bull. 614 00:46:46,540 --> 00:46:48,736 The lady does LA FLAMENGA with me! 615 00:46:48,820 --> 00:46:52,996 - You don't know how to dance flamenco! - But I'm a copyist. 616 00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:58,254 She dances and I copy. I copy it all! I make the FLAMENGATA! 617 00:48:22,380 --> 00:48:28,156 Are we meant for each other when can we be alone? 618 00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:30,854 Now, but that must be eliminated. 619 00:48:40,340 --> 00:48:43,876 - What did I do ? - You tired me out! - One moment ! 620 00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:48,156 - (SPANISH IN) Man, you are dead. - Let's think. 621 00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:51,138 - Defend yourself! - One moment ! 622 00:48:51,980 --> 00:48:55,098 Pablo Segura doesn't think... he kills! 623 00:48:55,740 --> 00:49:00,371 (SCORCELLETTl) Pranks of hands, pranks of villains. 624 00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:05,929 - Defend yourself! - Don't be a bastard! 625 00:49:06,660 --> 00:49:09,493 (SCORCELLETTl) This attacks! 626 00:49:17,940 --> 00:49:23,652 - I'm an only child ! She compromises herself! - Defend yourself! 627 00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:40,596 - How is it from the record... - How is it from the record? 628 00:49:40,620 --> 00:49:45,036 - As per the minutes... - I don't know, what is it like? - You don't have to know. 629 00:49:45,060 --> 00:49:48,596 - He asked me. - I didn't ask, shut up. 630 00:49:48,620 --> 00:49:53,171 - So I misunderstood? - Shut up, he misunderstood. 631 00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:57,276 - "We were passing in front..." - Exactly. 632 00:49:57,300 --> 00:50:01,796 - "..A lady shouted that a fight had broken out." - Exactly! 633 00:50:01,820 --> 00:50:06,436 - "We found the famous matador..." - Exactly. 634 00:50:06,460 --> 00:50:10,116 - "..Fighting with a thug." - Exactly. - No ! 635 00:50:10,140 --> 00:50:13,916 Thug will be her. I'm not a thug! 636 00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:19,276 I am the famous Italian copyist Scorcelletti, you remember it! 637 00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:22,836 She too, otherwise what will she say to posterity? 638 00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:26,156 - Hey! Hey! Hey! - Don't raise your voice! 639 00:50:26,180 --> 00:50:28,596 - You don't raise your voice! - We're not in the square here! 640 00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:32,596 - We are in front of a commissioner! - It's me ! - Exactly. - Shut up ! 641 00:50:32,620 --> 00:50:35,476 -You sit down. - You sit down. 642 00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:40,210 - No, her! - No, her! - Please take a seat and you too! 643 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:43,556 You have to talk to me! 644 00:50:43,580 --> 00:50:46,916 - And who am I talking to? - With me ! - Who am I talking to ? 645 00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:51,556 - You talk, I listen to you! - Can I say what I want? 646 00:50:51,580 --> 00:50:53,876 - You speak ! - Anything? - You speak ! 647 00:50:53,900 --> 00:50:59,276 - How are you ? - Good. - Everybody all right at home ? - What does it say? 648 00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:03,956 He said to speak and I joined... 649 00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:08,133 Don't make me lose my patience! 650 00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:13,276 - That's what I'm saying. - Don't make me repeat it! 651 00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:15,257 I eat it! 652 00:51:15,380 --> 00:51:18,236 - What does he do ? - She's playing checkers! 653 00:51:18,260 --> 00:51:22,276 I want to know why she "got into a fight"! 654 00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:25,716 I have not attacked neither Brig, nor curtain! 655 00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:30,676 He wanted to attack with the lady, but with me he doesn't attack! 656 00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:34,636 - Tell the defendant! - That's not true, I was just looking at it. 657 00:51:34,660 --> 00:51:39,756 She heard? The accused is confessed, on record! 658 00:51:39,780 --> 00:51:43,676 - No verbal. -I demand that...- him Sit down! 659 00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:49,236 - Looking is not a crime. -While he looked at her, he thought her! 660 00:51:49,260 --> 00:51:53,116 - Thinking is not a crime. -But how did he think? - I do not know. 661 00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:56,556 - I know ! Can I tell? - Say it! 662 00:51:56,580 --> 00:52:01,436 - I say ? - Say it! - Commissioner, he thought her naked! 663 00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:06,409 What does a tragedy do? He is calm! 664 00:52:06,900 --> 00:52:09,892 - It's true ? - No, this man is crazy! 665 00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:14,556 - I'm crazy ? - Yup ! - I'm crazy ! 666 00:52:14,580 --> 00:52:19,636 - While the two of us were talking, do you know where he was looking? - No. 667 00:52:19,660 --> 00:52:23,436 Stop ! To me the eyes. 668 00:52:23,460 --> 00:52:26,236 - Who is this ? - My wife. 669 00:52:26,260 --> 00:52:32,116 - We talked and he looked at his wife and thought her naked! - Thing ? 670 00:52:32,140 --> 00:52:36,636 - How dare you? - It's not true ! - Prove it! - Sure ! 671 00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:39,916 - We feel ! - So, really... 672 00:52:39,940 --> 00:52:43,196 He can't prove it, he doesn't have an alibi! 673 00:52:43,220 --> 00:52:47,716 She looked at my wife and thought she was undressed. 674 00:52:47,740 --> 00:52:51,116 Optimistic ! He thought her naked! 675 00:52:51,140 --> 00:52:53,876 It's not true ! I don't know his wife! 676 00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:58,316 - So what was she thinking? - I was thinking about the bull I have to kill tomorrow. 677 00:52:58,340 --> 00:53:01,876 - How did you think about the bull? - Like a bull! 678 00:53:01,900 --> 00:53:05,116 Naked! He heard ? Record! 679 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:08,916 - But the bulls are naked! - There are also those dressed. 680 00:53:08,940 --> 00:53:11,156 - Where are they ? - She... 681 00:53:11,180 --> 00:53:16,436 If you allow him to think of his wife, he is a dressed bull. 682 00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:20,516 -Now he's sitting down, he's a sitting bull. - Thats enough ! 683 00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:25,796 Stop thinking about my wife, do you understand? 684 00:53:25,820 --> 00:53:29,036 I don't know her lady! 685 00:53:29,060 --> 00:53:34,036 Dear, I was passing this way... Pablo Segura! 686 00:53:34,060 --> 00:53:38,036 - Do you know him ? - Of course, everyone knows Pablo Segura. 687 00:53:38,060 --> 00:53:44,276 - I meant... do you know each other? - I've never seen it! 688 00:53:44,300 --> 00:53:49,796 - Dressed! He is used to seeing her naked! - No ! 689 00:53:49,820 --> 00:53:55,836 I don't care about his wife "nada de nada"! - It means naked of naked. 690 00:53:55,860 --> 00:54:02,036 - Neither naked nor dressed. I do not care ! -He was not polite! 691 00:54:02,060 --> 00:54:07,756 - I meant I don't look at her. -Do you mean that she is bad? 692 00:54:07,780 --> 00:54:13,916 - I'm not bad, I was also a stripper! - Catherine! 693 00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:16,916 - They are slander. - What is she doing! 694 00:54:16,940 --> 00:54:21,476 I can immediately deny these slanders! 695 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:26,076 Catherine, what are you doing? Get dressed immediately! 696 00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:33,036 You don't have to look at it, go! Arrest this man! 697 00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:38,419 You can't arrest me, leave me alone! 698 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:49,816 You get there, dear. It is necessary to proceed with order and method. 699 00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,896 - So, we saw these and these. - This also ? 700 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,896 - Uncle, don't mess! - Sure ! 701 00:54:55,920 --> 00:55:01,376 - Did he find something? - No, but I'll search everywhere if necessary. 702 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:05,016 It is necessary in the interest of culture, of course. 703 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:10,991 - And yours too. - In my ? Why ? 704 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:17,616 You are lucky enough to own the house where Goya lived, worked, 705 00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:23,816 created and wept! Wouldn't you like to find a masterpiece by him? 706 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:25,956 (RAUL) It would be fun. 707 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:35,190 - What have I done ! - Nothing wrong. 708 00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,816 Wait, what is this? 709 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:50,840 It's a miracle ! Here is the proof that the Maja in Shirt exists! 710 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,936 - I said so! - Look at the case! 711 00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:59,936 It's incredible ! La Maja in shirt is hidden within these walls! 712 00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:04,736 But where ? Where is it ? Listen, listen! 713 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:09,856 "Madrid February 4, 1798, I receive 714 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:15,176 from Mr. Francisco José Goya, 715 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:22,216 20 shields for the execution of the door of the secret passage. " 716 00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:24,976 - Secret Passage ! - Yeah. 717 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:30,456 ".. Secret passage where the Maja in Shirt is kept!" 718 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:34,056 La Maja is here! In the secret passage! 719 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:39,519 Impossible, I have never seen a secret passage in the palace! 720 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:47,056 - Maybe behind a panel, a shelf. - Impossible! 721 00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:53,456 - Uncle, why don't you want to believe it? - These are fictional things. 722 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:58,616 I've read about disappearing panels, mysterious 723 00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:03,430 doors, frames that hide buttons, revolving libraries. 724 00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:05,896 - Buttons? - Yup. 725 00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:11,598 - Libraries? - The library is there, but the button is missing. 726 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:15,835 This... what is this? 727 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,096 - This. - Where is it ? 728 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:22,078 - It's a button! - I do not believe. 729 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,576 - Press? - No. 730 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,638 - Maybe pulling... - Pulling? 731 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,312 Did you see that you had to pull? 732 00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:41,736 The secret passage! Shed some light! 733 00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:47,816 It is written here: "20 shields for the construction of the secret door!" 734 00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:51,390 - The Maja in Shirt! - Here is the light. 735 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:56,999 - La Maja! - (RAUL) He's not here. 736 00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:02,016 Here she is ! La Maja is there! 737 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:07,816 - There is the third Maja! - He was right ! - I want to see it better. 738 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:11,856 Yup ! I discovered the Maja in Shirt! 739 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:16,416 I discovered Goya's ignored masterpiece! 740 00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:22,216 His presence here is a surprise, master. It's impossible. 741 00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:26,136 Instead it is possible, dear! 742 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,616 He believed I had forgotten the lady! 743 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:33,176 - José, is your master at home? - Yes, I'm going to call him. 744 00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:38,296 Tell him I came to sign the picture I did yesterday. 745 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:42,016 - What painting? - The Maja in Shirt! 746 00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,396 - Was the Maja in his shirt? - Yup ! - in the shirt. 747 00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:52,336 - Did we come to sign the picture? - It's a trivial excuse! 748 00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:55,936 How do you want to be a painter? You do not understand anything ! 749 00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,776 I don't want to make the husband understand that I'm here for his wife. 750 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:07,389 Sublime, perfect! It is the most beautiful Goya I have ever seen! 751 00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:12,757 - Mr. Marquis! - What's up ? Excuse me, professor. 752 00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:18,456 Look at the unmistakable brushstrokes, the cuts of light! 753 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:22,816 It is the hand of the Goya! I would recognize it among a thousand! 754 00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:28,176 - Is back ? -He wants to sign the picture. -So he ruins me! 755 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:33,115 - Raul, shall we kill him? - Be quiet ! - You never listen to me. 756 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:38,816 We have to go close to the Code, not damage it! 757 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:42,456 - Otherwise they hit our heads with CAROPA. - "The garrote"! 758 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:47,216 José, the death penalty is no joke! 759 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:50,976 - What happens ? - Your plan failed. 760 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:55,336 Scorcelletti is free, stay here! 761 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:59,816 - Then everything goes wrong! - I do not believe. 762 00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:05,736 We could get the jealous husband in with the gun. 763 01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,456 - What do you say ? - Yup ! 764 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:14,256 -We'll scare him and he'll disappear forever. - I'll handle that. 765 01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:19,056 Master, you are reckless. Forget it, there are so many women! 766 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,216 Are there any? Yes, but they don't "fit"! 767 01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:25,336 - There are no women? - Ignorant, learn Italian. 768 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,856 "There are" is the voice of the verb CENESTARE. 769 01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,760 Instead "stay there" is the imperfect of the verb make out! 770 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:36,776 - Why, is she there? -If she is not there, was I here? 771 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:40,936 But how do you want to be a painter? I still haven't figured it out! 772 01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:46,496 You should have seen it! With her green eyes, her fiery red hair, 773 01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:49,936 - blue dress and yellow shoes. -How did she go? - "In white". 774 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:53,776 Master, sorry for what happened tonight! 775 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:59,656 -I was afraid that you had left! -Were you afraid? 776 01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:01,717 Silly! 777 01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:05,616 Because she didn't watch me. 778 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:11,376 If she had, she would have noticed that I'm a one-piece man! 779 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:16,936 Lady, I always arrive at the goal. Maybe naked, but I get there! 780 01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:22,296 Master, my husband is suspicious. It is dangerous to stay here. 781 01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:25,616 That, if he gets angry, he sees red! 782 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:31,816 He meant: "If he sees red, he gets angry and I'm... Dolores!" 783 01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:34,616 Don't joke! 784 01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:38,136 Let's meet outside, do you know "La posada de la chica"? 785 01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,696 I do not take the "butts" with 786 01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:44,856 cutlery, but with two fingers or a stick! 787 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:49,376 - In Spain "chica" means girl! - Really ? 788 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:55,656 So I stay in Spain and collect all the "ciche" of the street! 789 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:59,376 How are these "cutlery for the chiche" used? 790 01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:06,496 The "Posada de la chica" is a night club. We will be safe there! 791 01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:10,696 - I'm going to change and we'll be there. - I'll change it right away! 792 01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:16,536 - I have to change. - What do I do? - Wait at the hotel. 793 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:21,589 I have to go ! But how do you want to be a painter? 794 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,197 TANGO MUSIC 795 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:13,296 - A booth? Sit down, sir. - Is the place safe? 796 01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:17,096 The lady has a very jealous husband! 797 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:23,336 Sure, we are equipped. Of course it is a question of price. 798 01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:30,216 - I'll pay any amount. -You will have a husband-proof booth. 799 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,197 Good ! 800 01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:52,696 - Finally after a lot of work, tonight we have fun! - Like ? 801 01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:58,296 - We're having fun tonight. - Who ? - We. - We ? I enjoy it! 802 01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:02,616 - I have an appointment! - Yes, but there are so many "cows"! 803 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:06,616 Young man, calm down! Understood ? 804 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:11,056 Casanova has arrived! But do me the favor! 805 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,196 - Why did I come? - To pay for the taxi! 806 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:20,856 - A TV ! - So you can guard the entrance. 807 01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:25,936 She-she will immediately notice the eventual arrival of her husband. - Yeah! 808 01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:33,456 - Where am I running away? - There is no need to escape, we are organized! 809 01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:38,176 Just make the lady sit on this 810 01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:41,955 sofa and press a button, this. 811 01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:48,416 - Done ! - Very ingenious, I like it. - Thank you. 812 01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:55,551 Once the danger has passed, she can press the button again and everything goes back to normal. 813 01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:06,551 - Sit down, sir. - What a beautiful restaurant! 814 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:10,136 - Is this silver? - Excuse me. 815 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:14,616 - Will I serve a cold dinner as soon as the lady arrives? - Yup. 816 01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:20,376 But let it warm up. I like cold dinner hot. 817 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:25,816 - The cold in my stomach hurts me. - The wine, Port? 818 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:28,336 - Ports. - I mean, Porto? 819 01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:31,976 - Brings! - Should I bring the Port? 820 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:37,473 Who must send, send and who must bring leads! Ports! 821 01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:46,355 - Bring the port too. - Okay, sir. 822 01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:58,720 - An Italian gentleman is waiting for me. - I get it, in that sitting room over there. 823 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,510 Please, take a seat. 824 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:11,296 Nice lady. Finally, I am on fire! 825 01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:14,616 - It's true, it's a little hot. - No... Ah! 826 01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:19,656 I meant, I burn with desire. 827 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:23,816 - He's impatient, I just got here! - Exactly. 828 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:27,549 We are here for our adventure... let's venture! 829 01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:31,176 Permission? 830 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:34,816 - Give me a kiss. - Master! 831 01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:37,832 Forward. Forward ! 832 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:44,677 Who is it ? What does it bring? Bring the Port? Why are you wearing it? 833 01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:51,896 - Should I serve cold dinner? - Who told you to come in? 834 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:55,416 - I asked for permission. - He had to wait for me to say: forward! 835 01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:59,513 -She said it. - I said "come on" to the lady. 836 01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:04,976 - But the lady was already inside. - How dare you? 837 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,776 I can tell back and forth to whoever I want! 838 01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:11,191 You go back! Get out! 839 01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:14,473 Go outside! Fool! 840 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:18,635 Excuse me, madam, it's long, but it's "round"! 841 01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:23,736 - Finally in my arms! - My dove, my soul! 842 01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:28,536 - Ah! - What's up ? - My husband ! - That's him! 843 01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:32,976 I am embarrassed, this is the first time that... 844 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:38,536 Poor ! She is down! Do you want to have a drink? So she pulls herself up! 845 01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:43,270 - Now I "pull it up"! - Thank you teacher. 846 01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:45,477 NOT AUDIBLE VOICES 847 01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:50,915 - He's coming ! It will kill us! - Do not be afraid ! 848 01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:58,696 Who is this? 849 01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:02,536 - Here it comes! - I found you, cheater! 850 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:06,376 - How dare you? - Excuse me, I thought it was my wife. 851 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,256 Thanks, she really wanted us! 852 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:13,656 Why did she turn like this? Come back as before. She was so pretty... 853 01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:16,856 - Shut up ! There is my husband ! - Then she's not her! 854 01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:19,376 -Where did she come from? - From the wall. 855 01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:24,296 The one who was here, where did she go? We don't play jokes! 856 01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:27,296 What is she doing? Did she put a muzzle on me? 857 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:32,136 -You do not enter like this! You are a villain! - I'm sorry. 858 01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:36,816 - It was a misunderstanding, forgive me. -I forgive you, go away! 859 01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:39,416 There was an exchange. 860 01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:43,354 Dear lady, I lose in the exchange! 861 01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:48,896 Lady, you are bad! The one before she was cute, fragrant! 862 01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:54,256 -You are not a knight! - I'm not a knight and I'm not a commander! 863 01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:57,696 - Get up and go away! - I can not ! 864 01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:01,976 She does not want? Then I call the manager and make a scandal! 865 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:05,456 Here we change the cards on the table! 866 01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:09,576 - Rather ! Women on the table! - I beg you! - Do not touch me ! 867 01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:11,671 - Director! - No ! 868 01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:19,152 - Master, come here. -She is back! 869 01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:25,273 - I was here... - I discovered you, cheater! 870 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:29,656 - Sorry. -Who is she? What does she want? 871 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:35,696 There is a misunderstanding. One moment ! She was in the other booth! 872 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:38,917 - I ? No ! - Yet I saw it. 873 01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:42,976 You saw my sister. 874 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:49,216 - Dressed the same? - We have the same tastes, we are twins. 875 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:53,536 - Are you both dating in the booths ? - What do you want? 876 01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:58,336 - Nothing... what a family! - Don't make compliments! 877 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:05,278 - "Every limit has a patience!" Get out, get out! - Sorry. 878 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:10,536 Nosy! Nuisance! Can't you rest easy? 879 01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:17,096 Why, when she went from there, didn't her sister come from here? 880 01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:19,656 - (EVA) It was still me. - Who is there from there? 881 01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:27,155 - The wife of the one who got out. - The cuckold's wife! - Yup. 882 01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:34,270 She is coming back! 883 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:37,359 - Mamma Mia ! - Soon ! 884 01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:42,136 Shall we play the balls? 885 01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:45,256 - Faithless! - You are obsessed! 886 01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:49,736 - I thought my wife... - I already told her your wife isn't here! 887 01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:54,789 - I do not understand ! She weighs my head! - It's natural... 888 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:59,456 - It's obvious ! - I saw it in the other booth! 889 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:02,176 You must have seen my twin. 890 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,536 - I surprised you... - Ah! 891 01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:07,816 Madam, he is not her husband! 892 01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:10,336 - She passed out. -Who is he? 893 01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:15,816 - Nuisance, intruder and snoop! - Go away ! 894 01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:18,896 Sorry ! Come inside! 895 01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:22,856 Scorcelletti is shouting from there, what's going on? 896 01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:28,876 - There's this damn revolving wall... - What wall? 897 01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:33,478 Mrs. Eva! Mrs. Eva! 898 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:38,155 The ugly again! She insists! 899 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:40,416 She insists! 900 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:42,776 Up ! She passed out! 901 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,816 Do the rackets faint too? What world do we live in? 902 01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:48,936 Come on, beautiful! Come on, beautiful! 903 01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:51,816 Come on, wake up! Wake Up ! 904 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:54,456 Get out, get Signora Eva over here! 905 01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:58,696 There is my husband ! Let me stay here! 906 01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:03,056 Her husband has gone away. Get Eva back here! 907 01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:05,576 -Not by the door, you open the wall! - Thing ? 908 01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:10,176 -You open the wall! - I'm not a bricklayer! Are we kidding? 909 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:16,056 Don't make me violent, I call the DOG CATCHER. 910 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:21,296 I came here to stay with Mrs. Eva, we love each other! 911 01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:23,376 You were there! 912 01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:28,176 - My husband ! - I'll kill you! 913 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:30,157 SHOOT 914 01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:36,316 - I'll kill him! - Give me the revolver! 915 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:42,197 - Leave me! - Let's not mess with guns! 916 01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:52,191 - Don't be afraid, I don't look! - How dare you? 917 01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:58,456 - Can I dress up? - Those are for "bailar"! 918 01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:00,896 - So this? - "Tampoco" this! 919 01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:04,456 Tell Mr. Tampoco I need it because I'm a poor wretch! 920 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:10,715 Back ! I am Mr. Alonzo and I have to wash the shame with blood! 921 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,957 Stop! 922 01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:18,197 SHOOTING 923 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:30,296 - The shame is washed away! - Did he kill him? - Yup. 924 01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:35,190 The honor of the Alonzos is safe! I'm at your disposal. 925 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:38,136 Poor teacher, it's our fault. 926 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:44,031 It was an unexpected but fortunate complication. 927 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:51,398 Calm down, gentlemen! Let's go to the dressing rooms. 928 01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:34,000 NOT AUDIBLE VOICES 929 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:46,296 - They sold your painting for 200 million and left. - No ! 930 01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:50,216 - That's it! - 200 million my painting? 931 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:52,436 - Read on. - It's true ! 932 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:08,816 Well done! These "Maja" make it! 933 01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:13,696 I didn't think I was worth that much. 200 million! Strawberry trees! 934 01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:16,856 - I have an idea... don't tell me. - I'm not talking! 935 01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:21,192 I say, "don't tell me" to say, it's an interlayer. Let's go to the Prado. 936 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:24,557 DANCE MUSIC 937 01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:36,856 Ladies and gentlemen, a moment of silence. 938 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:40,416 Mrs. Harrison has to tell you something. 939 01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:47,437 Finally you can admire my new purchase, the Maja in Shirt! 940 01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:02,474 This way. 941 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:15,096 Marquis, he made me happy by selling me this wonderful painting. 942 01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:19,016 It is not my merit, but of Professor Francisco Montiel. 943 01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:23,216 The credit is not mine, but only the Goya! 944 01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:27,376 - Goya! - If I'm not wrong. 945 01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:32,056 Start with doubts! We take the check and leave. Distract him. 946 01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:36,256 Professor, I want to teach you a new dance. 947 01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:42,136 - Madam, shouldn't the notary come? - He's waiting for us in the sitting room. 948 01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:46,552 Money is the last thing, the important thing is to sign the deed. 949 01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:49,553 NOT AUDIBLE VOICES 950 01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:11,274 - Remember one of Botticelli's Graces. - what do I remind you? 951 01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:38,274 - Professor, do you want to dance? - I understand perfectly well. 952 01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:43,117 Is that so? 953 01:17:57,120 --> 01:18:03,256 -I am happy to meet you again, do you remember me? - Of course. 954 01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:07,336 I've been looking for her all over Madrid, but this time she won't escape me. 955 01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:12,856 - Professor, this is a friend. - Pablo Segura, the matador! 956 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:17,670 - Does he want to dance with me? - No, this is already the professor's. 957 01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:40,296 Excuse me, I couldn't talk over there. 958 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:44,936 Pablo, I like you very much, but unfortunately this is not the time. 959 01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:51,896 Why ? You said I'm a friend, but I want to be more! 960 01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:57,216 - I'm in love with you ! - Now I can't leave the professor. 961 01:18:57,240 --> 01:19:02,633 - I can't explain now. - No ! From now on you will stay with me! 962 01:19:10,840 --> 01:19:12,797 Stop ! 963 01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:16,456 - It must be here. Look at the number. - Yup. 964 01:19:16,480 --> 01:19:20,976 Off with that cart! The service entrance is behind. 965 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:26,656 Excuse me, monsignor. We are not the laborers of the butcher or the milkman. 966 01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:30,936 - We brought some paintings to the lady. - Paintings ? - Yup. 967 01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:34,616 - Is this the lady who bought the Maja in Shirt? - Yup. 968 01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:40,096 - We brought a stock... - The stock and the cod! Shut up ! 969 01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:43,256 I brought the cod... you see it? 970 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:48,456 I wore the Maja in Underpants, in Bra, in Bikini, 971 01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:51,976 - and other smaller "majettas". - Paintings of the Maja! 972 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:54,336 - Yup ! - The lady will be happy! 973 01:19:54,360 --> 01:20:01,376 Me too ! The lady pays these paintings 200 million each! 974 01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:06,736 I have 6! 6 times 8 is 48! 480 thousand lire! 975 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:11,016 - No ! Master, can I say something? - Yes, don't tell me. 976 01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:14,256 - I have to say. - Yes, don't tell me! Speaks ! 977 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:18,816 - One billion and two hundred million! - I got it ? - You said 480 thousand! 978 01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:23,856 - 480 thousand lire in advance! - Forget it ! 979 01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:27,416 No, you have to say these things! Excuse me, monsignor, you are stupid. 980 01:20:27,440 --> 01:20:32,176 - I'm going to tell the lady. - No ! It would spoil the surprise! 981 01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,616 - We go in... - We put the "Maje" in line... 982 01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:40,296 The lady puts on the "maje"... you will see what a surprise! Help me. 983 01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:45,856 Sorry to part with such a masterpiece for money. 984 01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:51,114 The vile money! But that's life, lady. 985 01:20:51,440 --> 01:20:53,397 To you. 986 01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:58,936 - If you want to sign the check... - Wait a minute. First the deed. 987 01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:04,616 - I sign the deed. - I have to read it. - I trust. - It wouldn't be regular. 988 01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:06,896 So... 989 01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:10,296 (TOBIA) Easy! I don't understand why it runs! 990 01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:13,073 Dear sir, I have to do other things. 991 01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:22,536 - He feels bad ? - No ! No, no! 992 01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:25,029 I had a hallucination. 993 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:40,136 - No ! - You don't like what I wrote? 994 01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:45,816 Fine, but I feel bad. I have to get away for a moment. 995 01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:51,856 - It is not possible to interrupt the reading. - Let's start again later. 996 01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:54,696 (IN ENGLISH) Excuse me, I'll be right back. 997 01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:58,634 Return ! I'll go for a moment... this is a carousel! 998 01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:02,392 The Marquis is strange! 999 01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:06,434 - Have you seen? - Yes, over there! 1000 01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:16,791 Then he is not dead! Why ? Dear teacher! 1001 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,456 - Hello ! - What are you doing here ? - And you? 1002 01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:27,616 - What did he come to do? - You sold my Maja for 200 million 1003 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:34,896 and I said to myself: "These false Maja make it"! 1004 01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:39,896 But now let's talk about her... how is the lady? 1005 01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:43,376 Don't tell me, don't tell me! How is she? Do not tell me ! 1006 01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:48,776 - Do not tell me. How is she? - Do I have to tell? - It's an interlayer. 1007 01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:52,096 -She is fine and she is here. - Really ? 1008 01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:56,512 - Would you like to say hello? - Maybe ! Are you sorry? - No. 1009 01:22:57,080 --> 01:23:03,576 I put the paintings in place to surprise the billionaire and come back. 1010 01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:07,016 - José, take the teacher to the lady! - Immediately ! 1011 01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:10,856 (SUBHEADING) Stupid, that's an excuse. Make it disappear. 1012 01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:15,776 - If you want, I'll kick him right away. - There are people here. 1013 01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:17,950 Take it out. 1014 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:22,336 "Out" ? I understand ! Long last ! 1015 01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:25,352 José, accompany him. See you later ! 1016 01:23:28,680 --> 01:23:31,776 - Have you seen the Marquis's niece? - No... 1017 01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:35,496 Alt! What is this mess? 1018 01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:40,056 This Maja was painted by the same author as the Maja in Shirt. 1019 01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:42,096 Don't insult the Goya! 1020 01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:46,616 - The Maja in Shirt was painted by Scorcelletti. - Who ? 1021 01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:50,016 Scorcelletti, the great Italian copyist. 1022 01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:52,576 - It is not possible ! - but yes! 1023 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:58,056 He painted it on the order of the Marquis of Castelmoscardo. 1024 01:23:58,080 --> 01:23:59,991 Stop with your hands! 1025 01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:05,989 The Marquis of Castelmoscardo! I understood everything ! 1026 01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:08,953 - Permission! - Excuse me, professor. 1027 01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:12,536 I was duped by an adventurer 1028 01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:16,056 who pretended to be in love with me! 1029 01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:21,871 I have mistaken any copy for a Goya! What will they say about me now? 1030 01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:27,514 Stop there! 1031 01:24:28,120 --> 01:24:31,216 - I have only one solution left. - Which ? 1032 01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:33,197 You will know! 1033 01:24:36,880 --> 01:24:38,336 Power ! 1034 01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:42,336 Weighs. Now that I've got the rope and the stone, what do we do? 1035 01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:48,496 - A good game. - Can't we go to the lady first? 1036 01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:51,616 - No, it's better right now. - Yup. 1037 01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:57,352 - There is a well back there. - A well ? Wow! 1038 01:24:57,600 --> 01:25:03,118 - Now I'll put the stone around your neck and throw you in. - Really ? 1039 01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:09,632 Is this a game? He puts the stone around my neck and throws me in! 1040 01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:13,296 What laughter! It's beautiful ! 1041 01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:15,277 He ? 1042 01:25:15,480 --> 01:25:22,016 Cursed ! Come here, I want to throw you in the well! 1043 01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:27,016 - Sorry, a mishap. Shall we sign? - One moment ! 1044 01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:31,736 - We're not done reading. - No ? - We have to start over. 1045 01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:34,320 - In front of her... - "In front of me..." 1046 01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:40,536 Do you really want to throw me in the well? I've never been to the wells! 1047 01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:46,909 This is a foreign well, I'm used to the Italian ones! 1048 01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:49,717 Ah !!!! 1049 01:25:53,560 --> 01:25:57,519 Help ! Hey, the ones up there! 1050 01:25:57,760 --> 01:26:03,176 Call the fire brigade, I'm drowning! I'm in the well, here it stinks! 1051 01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:05,456 "..Read, approved and undersigned." 1052 01:26:05,480 --> 01:26:10,896 - I sign the deed and the lady signs the check. - No, lady first. 1053 01:26:10,920 --> 01:26:13,056 - Thank you. - One moment. 1054 01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:15,037 The phone rings! 1055 01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:18,856 - Hello? For her. - For me ? Hello? 1056 01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:21,235 Hello, Raul? 1057 01:26:22,400 --> 01:26:29,536 I fixed everything. I threw it in the well! You're happy ? 1058 01:26:29,560 --> 01:26:34,236 Very happy! Good ! Good boy ! 1059 01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:36,616 Good. 1060 01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:40,376 Wait!... she hung up. 1061 01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:45,976 I have to get away for a moment. Meanwhile I take the check... 1062 01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:50,376 - No, first you have to sign the 4 copies and the 4 codicils. - Here we drown! 1063 01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:53,416 - Who is drowning? - We drown, checks, codicils... 1064 01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:58,176 - If you want the check, you have to sign. - Okay, I'll be right back. 1065 01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:00,794 - I sign and collect. - All right. 1066 01:27:11,120 --> 01:27:13,136 - Ah! - What are you doing here? 1067 01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:17,816 I arrived before her! 1068 01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:22,816 They threw me into a well and now she had to fall on me too! 1069 01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:27,296 - I wanted to commit suicide! - Kill yourself! Nobody forbids it! 1070 01:27:27,320 --> 01:27:32,776 What does she do? Help ! She is crazy! She is crazy! 1071 01:27:32,800 --> 01:27:37,016 José made a mistake, he threw Scorcelletti into the well. 1072 01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:41,456 - Is alive ? -Yes, but she is in the well! It must be saved. 1073 01:27:41,480 --> 01:27:46,056 - How do I do it alone? - I can't, they're signing the check. 1074 01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:51,576 If Scorcelletti dies, we all end up with the rope here, even you! 1075 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:56,576 Eva, that door to the garden, go to the well. Help me, save me! 1076 01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:58,736 01:28:02,296 - We are waiting ! - Here I am. Shall we sign? 1078 01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:07,856 - What is this stuff? - Good evening, Marquis! - Another Maja! 1079 01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:11,496 - What's this ? - Another Maja by Scorcelletti. - Be quiet ! 1080 01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:17,616 - My teacher, Scorcelletti! - his teacher! 1081 01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:22,056 (What do I do, do I faint? Yes, I save time.) 1082 01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:26,336 - Who is Scorcelletti? - A great teacher! 1083 01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:30,856 - This Maja is not in a shirt, but in a bathing suit! - Exactly. 1084 01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:35,431 - Who is this Scorcelletti? - Scorcelletti ? - Who is he? 1085 01:28:43,040 --> 01:28:45,096 Are you still feeling bad? 1086 01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:50,816 She wants to kill herself, but I don't! I want to save it! 1087 01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:54,656 Now that I was becoming a millionaire by selling the Maje! 1088 01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:57,991 - Like ? Do you make the Maje? - Yup. 1089 01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:02,990 Modestly it's me... I'm the MAJARO! 1090 01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:05,276 Allows? Scorcelletti. 1091 01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:09,456 - Who do I have the honor with? - With the king of idiots. 1092 01:29:09,480 --> 01:29:12,936 I would have put my hand in the fire! Help ! 1093 01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:20,016 -Master, is he alive? - Luckily she came! We are almost alive! 1094 01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:22,616 With me there is a professor! 1095 01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:25,896 Professor Francisco? What are you doing there? 1096 01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:29,856 Anything ! I don't want to be saved by an adventurer! 1097 01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:34,590 By whom does he want to be saved? I'll hit you on the head! 1098 01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:38,310 - What are you doing ? - Quick, help me! 1099 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:43,776 Finally it mounts! 1100 01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:48,656 Do you laugh? Didn't he want to commit suicide? Are you happy to come up with me? 1101 01:29:48,680 --> 01:29:52,816 Yes, as soon as we go out, I have her arrested. 1102 01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:57,816 She is a bastard! Eva saves us and she wants to report her? 1103 01:29:57,840 --> 01:30:03,736 - What are these rumors, the echo? - It's me, Scorcelletti! 1104 01:30:03,760 --> 01:30:09,536 Scorcelletti? That rascal from the police station? 1105 01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:13,349 -She will never come back up! - (EVA) Stop! 1106 01:30:14,840 --> 01:30:17,936 - Stop ! - Help ! 1107 01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:21,256 Are you crazy ? Do you want to ruin me? 1108 01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:26,656 - What are you doing ? - I said you shouldn't trust that! 1109 01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:28,456 Joker! 1110 01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:32,696 Dear, I don't care! He pulls up! 1111 01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:36,776 I would like to believe you, but swear you only love me! 1112 01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:39,816 I swear to you, but he saves that poor fellow. 1113 01:30:39,840 --> 01:30:43,071 Okay, but you won't see it after! 1114 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:48,456 - No ! - Shut up! 1115 01:30:48,480 --> 01:30:50,312 - Shoot! - No ! 1116 01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:54,576 - Is heavy ! - There are two of them! - Two? 1117 01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:58,136 (SCORCELLETTl) Is this the obligatory stop? 1118 01:30:58,160 --> 01:31:03,776 - Who's the other? - The professor. Soon ! 1119 01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:06,235 - Another suitor! - No ! 1120 01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:12,592 Let's go swooping! We sink! Help ! 1121 01:31:19,280 --> 01:31:24,736 - He is sleeping. If it's the heart, better not move it. - I'll take care of moving it. 1122 01:31:24,760 --> 01:31:28,856 - This is the Harrison mansion, please, the police. - What are you doing? 1123 01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:35,896 Madam, this is a scam, I called the police. 1124 01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:39,616 - Why ? - The Maja in Shirt is a fake. 1125 01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:41,536 - A fake ? - Yup ! 1126 01:31:41,560 --> 01:31:46,536 Such a distinguished man! So serious! 1127 01:31:46,560 --> 01:31:50,856 He had the style of my first husband, the spirit of the second, 1128 01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:57,559 - and the bearing of the third. - Three husbands? Why not four? 1129 01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:03,456 - When my friends in Los Angeles know! - No ! 1130 01:32:03,480 --> 01:32:05,696 - Do not move ! - I'm moving! 1131 01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:10,976 Lady, even if I die from electrocution, I will speak! 1132 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:15,336 - Nobody will be able to condemn me when we know why! - Why ? 1133 01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:19,896 - Yeah, why? - I'm not saying that, lady, because... 1134 01:32:19,920 --> 01:32:24,576 Because reserve is the first virtue of a gentleman. 1135 01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:27,856 If you forget, I will tell you everything. 1136 01:32:27,880 --> 01:32:32,456 - The first time I saw her in Doville... - Never been. 1137 01:32:32,480 --> 01:32:35,216 - Maybe in Monte Carlo. - Yup ! 1138 01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:40,096 When I saw her I immediately wanted to know her, adore her. 1139 01:32:40,120 --> 01:32:44,656 -But she tried to scam me. - Do not use these terms. 1140 01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:50,656 It was an innocent trick. i love beautiful things. 1141 01:32:50,680 --> 01:32:53,296 Will you let me call you Gloria? 1142 01:32:53,320 --> 01:32:56,016 - Please. -Why do you pray to me? 1143 01:32:56,040 --> 01:33:01,456 If I had been a poet, I would have written verses for you! 1144 01:33:01,480 --> 01:33:07,016 But I don't know how to write and so I recreated the beauty... 1145 01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:11,656 how from your beauty I would recreate our lives together! 1146 01:33:11,680 --> 01:33:15,056 - Gloria, tell me something. - Raul! 1147 01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:18,736 - No, for heaven's sake! - Marry me or I'll throw myself in the well! 1148 01:33:18,760 --> 01:33:24,496 No ! What does he do ? We are already too many! We are full ! 1149 01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:29,456 - Okay, I'll do as you want! - Can I believe you? 1150 01:33:29,480 --> 01:33:32,416 What's up, are there any obstacles? 1151 01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:36,936 (EVA) I couldn't love the professor, he has an idiot face! 1152 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:41,816 -He is angry with her. - (PABLO) And the copyist looks like a moron! 1153 01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:46,198 - This is for you. - Mr. bullfighter... Prrr! 1154 01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:57,278 (PABLO IN SPANISH) Dear, soul of my heart, I love you. 1155 01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:02,456 This I did not expect. 1156 01:34:02,480 --> 01:34:06,075 Bad, bad, perverse! 1157 01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:09,816 "Who said woman, said damage!" 1158 01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:13,496 But go and die killed! How dare you laugh? 1159 01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:18,913 There are those two over there. They are right, poor people. 1160 01:34:28,120 --> 01:34:30,714 Better this than nothing. 1161 01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:37,716 - Madam, the police are on the line. - Police ? Pass it to me. 1162 01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:43,389 - Gloria... - Yes, I called. 1163 01:34:43,520 --> 01:34:47,150 It was a mistake, sorry. 1164 01:34:48,120 --> 01:34:50,077 All right. 1165 01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:55,190 - (ENGLISH) Thank you, my dear. - Raul. 1166 01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:59,673 - Professor, let me explain! - No explanations! 1167 01:34:59,880 --> 01:35:04,976 I have to explain to the owner of the villa that I painted the picture. 1168 01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:10,256 - A vulgar copyist! - Vulgar it will be you, teacher from scruff! 1169 01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:15,696 - I am the greatest copyist in the world! - Shut up or I'll kill you! 1170 01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:22,176 - I don't care, my life is destroyed! - I care about mine! 1171 01:35:22,200 --> 01:35:24,157 Happy? 1172 01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:26,597 Mrs... 1173 01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:28,950 OVERLAPPING VERSES 1174 01:35:33,760 --> 01:35:39,296 This is something very serious, my expertise! 1175 01:35:39,320 --> 01:35:43,856 - I know, he was wrong. - He knows ? - (RAUL) You know. 1176 01:35:43,880 --> 01:35:49,256 - Do you know that the Maja in Shirt is not from Goya? - Sure. - He knows everything! 1177 01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:55,296 - I'll pay for it even if it's a copy of... - Scorcelletti, here. 1178 01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:59,536 It's absurd, 200 million for a copy of Scorcelletti! 1179 01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:05,936 What does she care if she wants to give me 200 million? 1180 01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:11,256 - I do what I want with my money. - Of course, right? 1181 01:36:11,280 --> 01:36:15,416 - There is a small detail. - Don't tell me. Tell me, lady. 1182 01:36:15,440 --> 01:36:20,656 - I won't pay 200 million. - Do not tell me. Tell me, lady. 1183 01:36:20,680 --> 01:36:25,675 Do you want me to pay my husband 200 million? 1184 01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:29,056 Dear ! 1185 01:36:29,080 --> 01:36:32,656 - You and... - Yeah, I'm married. 1186 01:36:32,680 --> 01:36:35,816 - Very well. - I had the same idea. 1187 01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:42,896 Now that everything is in place, that everything is settled, the party goes on! 1188 01:36:42,920 --> 01:36:48,598 - Are we moving to the dance hall? - With pleasure. 1189 01:36:48,920 --> 01:36:52,675 - (EVA) Shall we go too? - (PABLO) Come on, dear. 1190 01:36:56,880 --> 01:37:04,880 Did you understand ? So I worked for nothing! Well no ! No ! 1191 01:37:05,040 --> 01:37:09,416 And I ? My honor, my reputation, my career! 1192 01:37:09,440 --> 01:37:14,696 This is the reward for being honest people! 1193 01:37:14,720 --> 01:37:17,416 The crook found the crazy billionaire 1194 01:37:17,440 --> 01:37:19,496 and the other one the foolish bullfighter. 1195 01:37:19,520 --> 01:37:24,469 In this world only dishonesty pays! 1196 01:37:24,640 --> 01:37:30,636 For men like us there is only one thing left, suicide! 1197 01:37:31,400 --> 01:37:36,349 He said well, he said well! Suicide. 1198 01:37:37,200 --> 01:37:40,976 He decided? Will he commit suicide with me? 1199 01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:43,296 To who ? Are you stupid? 1200 01:37:43,320 --> 01:37:46,456 Does a great copyist commit suicide like this? Let's not joke! 1201 01:37:46,480 --> 01:37:50,976 You said well that in this world you have to be dishonest! 1202 01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:57,269 Oh yes ? Oh yes ? Do they want us to be dishonest? We adapt! 1203 01:37:57,680 --> 01:37:59,830 Teacher, 1204 01:38:00,360 --> 01:38:04,776 with his authority and, modestly, with my skill, we 1205 01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:09,749 we can make a mountain of millions! But shut up, huh? 1206 01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:12,917 Really ? 1207 01:38:13,200 --> 01:38:17,896 But at our age...! If we were 20...! 1208 01:38:17,920 --> 01:38:23,438 Professor, with millions you always have 20 years! 1209 01:38:23,520 --> 01:38:26,831 - Do you say? - 20 years ! Of course ! 1210 01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:38,277 20 years ! 104001