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woman: once upon a time,

the magical kingdom
of coventry

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was besieged
by the forces of darkness.

In the midst
of this battle,

the twin daughters
of miranda and aron were born.

For their safety,
the twins were separated

and hidden away
in another dimension.

[thunder]

21 years later,

the sisters were reunited...

aah!
aah!

unh!

uhh!

And returned to the land
of their birth,

where they vanquished
their evil uncle thantos...

[roars]

[screaming]

and destroyed
the darkness forever.

mom!
mom!

Oh, mom!
Hee hee!

[gasps] oh, I knew
you'd have the power.

Woman: or did they?

Miranda:
aron, I Miss you so much.

Ghostly voice:
miranda...

Is someone there?

Ghostly voice:
miranda...

[growl]

ghostly voice:
miranda...

Man on radio:
ok, let's take a look
at the weather.

Looks like it's gonna be
partly cloudy,

so be sure to break out
those jackets
and windbreakers.

Woman: here you go.

Good morning, camryn.

Did you sleep well,
honey?

Uh, that'd be a no.

Ha ha! Can't say
that I'm surprised.

You and your sister
were probably up
half the night

talking and laughing.

You guys probably have
so much to catch up on.

And again, no.

Little Miss has-my-face
spent the whole night

loudly agonizing over
her college catalogue.

With the light on.

Well, school
is very important
to alex right now

she has not had
the opportunities
that you have, camryn.

Whole countries haven't
had the opportunities
she's had.

ha!
Heard that.

Just give her some time
to settle in.

This is all new for her.
Thank you.

Mr. Barnes,
are you finished
with your plate?

Oh! Let me do that.

Mr. Barnes, there's
something wrong with camryn.

She offered to help.

You ok?

Ohh. Ha ha ha.
You're both hilarious.

But watch this--
I've been practicing.

Whee!
Oh! Ha ha ha!

ooh!
Ha ha ha ha!

oh!
oh!

aah!

uh!
ooh.

[sighs]
honey?

[scoffs]
oops.

Camryn elizabeth!
I'm sorry.

I don't know why,
but that actually
happens a lot, and--

A lot? What else
you been practicing?

Camryn, this might be
a good time

to tell your father
about the car.

What about the car?

Now don't get
too upset.

She's got
all the pieces.

Pieces?! Cars aren't
supposed to be in pieces.

Isn't there a spell
to fix all of this?

I thought that, too,

but when I tried
to do everything

I had just done
backwards,

that's when I lost
the other tire.

Oh, I found it!
It's in the pool.

oh.
Ha ha ha!
You lost the tires.

No! One's in the pool.
Aren't you listening?!

oh.

Gosh, this would be
so much easier

if someone would
just write all this
magic stuff down.

I'm pretty much having
to figure everything out
by trial and error.

Heavy on the error.
Mm-hmm.

And the rest of the time,
I just get a vision
or something.

A vision?

[pendant hums]

alex.
Alex?

Something's wrong.

What about alex?

[hisses]

alex!

aah!

Alex, are you all right?

Where are you?

Alex, muffled: I'm in here

[gasps] ooh.

[gasps]
uhh!

what is your problem?

I thought I saw something.
[scoffs]

or at least I thought
I saw something.

Now I'm not exactly
sure what I saw.

Well, you hurled me
against the wall!

Well, I wasn't exactly sure
what was gonna happen.
I kinda just pointed.

Oh, you mean like this?

[gasps]

aah!

you know that blue
isn't one of my colors!

Well, it is now.
And what could you
have possibly seen--

[gasps]

you did not just
give me a tail.

Yes, I did,
and you're gonna get
ears to match

if you don't do something
about this!

How is this my fault?
My butt is wagging.

And do you see
a smile on my face?

Would it kill you
to say I'm sorry?

Sorry? How about
a "thank you, alex,

you save me
from a shadow, ok?"

yeah? A light bulb
can do the same thing!

There is no way--
What's going on?

Not a clue,
but then again,

I never have
a clue anymore.

Yeah, welcome
to the last 21 years
of my life.

[sighs]

[gasps]
what's the matter?

I don't know.
I thought I saw...

Camryn elizabeth!

Do not turn your sister
into that!
oh.

* lay your arms
at your side... *

mm. This is good.

Thanks for letting
me stay here again.

Just say the word,
and I'll head back
to lucinda's.

Alex, you have got to
stop thanking us.

You're family now.
You can stay here
as long as you like.

Besides, the university's
only a mile away.

Mm. And I can't believe
i'm meeting

with the admissions
counselor this morning.

This is like a dream.

Alex.
Alex.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I just--

I just want to let you know
how appreciative I am

of everything
you're doing for me.

We know, honey.

Oh! Let me get that
for you.

Why? My hands aren't
painted on.

I noticed that nobody
checked your forehead.

[whispering]
you're just doing this
to make me look bad.

No, that's one area
where you actually
don't need my help.

Ok, ladies, enough.

I know this is gonna
take a little
getting used to,

but trust me,
before you know it,

this will all seem
completely normal.

[woman screams]

nothing about this
will ever seem normal.

Brrrr!
Brrrr!

A pool?
Do you really think

opening an underwater
portal was such
a good idea?

You know I have
inner ear issues.

Well, this
is what happens
when you rush me. I--

[whooshing]

[whirring]

ha ha!
That's probably enough!

That's good!
Ok! All right!

Hi, guys!
hi!

Hello. All right.

Ooh! Are those pancakes?

Oh, yeah, well,
here you are...

Uh, actually, we're here
on official business. Hmm?

Why don't we leave you
alone for a few minutes,

and help yourself
to whatever you
haven't dripped on.

Official business?
Sounds exciting.

Uh, this isn't gonna
take long, is it?

I have an important meeting
in like 20 minutes.

Well, first, it isn't
actually official.
It's really more personal.

You're gonna
tell them now?

Why not now?

There seemed to be a
certain sense of urgency
to miranda's voice.

Yeah, but that's what I said
when we stopped so you
could change your shoes.

Oh, well, a lot
of good it did me.

Look,
these are ruined.

You know, I never
liked those shoes.

They make you look short
and make your nose look big.

I don't think his nose
looks that big.

Alex: ok, guys, guys,
guys, guys, guys!

Sorry, but, you know,
kind of in a hurry.

Go ahead.

We're getting married!

[girls screaming]

of course, we want
the two of you
to be in the wedding.

It's going to be small.
We both wanted
something intimate.

And, well, with everyone
thinking that we've been
dead for the last 21 years,

we don't have
a lot of friends.

None.

We'd love to be in it.

Love. Well, I hate to
squeal with joy and run,
but I really--

Oh, right, sorry.
Your mother sent us to--

Karsh: what is this?

Camryn: I drew that
this morning.

I have no idea
what it is.

It's your father's crest.

Our father? Aron?

I've been dreaming about
him every single night.

You--you don't
suppose...

No, no, no.

Aron died the night
the twins were born.
I know this for a fact.

So dead.

Dead?
Dead?

Yeah, gone.

Did he say dead?
Did he say dead?

Uh, of course,
miranda will want to--

Oh, miranda! That's what
we came to tell you.

Your mother wants
to see you. Now.
now?

Oh, no, no, no.
Not now.

Ha ha!
But you're a princess.

You have certain
responsibilities.

Yeah, and one of them
is to make sure

that I'm not late for
my first day of school.

Sorry, but I don't have time
to play princess.

It's not playing
if you really are one.

Oh! Do we get to wear
a tiara or a crown?

Will there be
a prince involved?
I would love a prince.

Look, your highness,

you'll have to go
without me, ok?

Just tell mom
i'll portal over
as soon as I can. Bye.

Camryn: alex!
What?

Good luck.
You'll do great.

Thanks. You, too.

bye.

Ok, so that didn't
go so well.

Oh, well, one twitch
is better than no twitch.

Really not feeling
the love right now.

Ooh, on the way back,
can we stop in
the dimension

where everything
is made out of sugar?

I want to look
at wedding cakes.

Oh, that's convenient.

Why, so you can visit
your ex-boyfriend
the dentist?

You know what?
Boat has sunk
23 1/2 years ago.

Are you coming?

I, uh...

I think I'll take
my closet.

That would've been
a good idea.

Oh, you think so?

hmm.

Oh, finally.

I was getting worried.

I am so relieved
to know that you're safe.

Safe? Why wouldn't
I be safe?

We just destroyed thantos
and the darkness, right?

Right?
Right. Right?

Right. Of course,
there's always
work to be done.

Which is why I was hoping
that you and your sister

would help
their poor mother
finish securing her kingdom.

Of course,
that begs the question,
where is your sister?

She starts school today.

I'm doing independent study
this semester, so--

So we'll have to
make do without her,

even though I believe
specifically requested

the presence of both
of my daughters.

See? I told you
she'd notice.

Look, I'm trying.

Well, not that
securing the kingdom

doesn't sound like
a whole lot of fun,

but when do I get to
start princessing?

Princessing?

You know...princessing.

Going to balls,
riding in carriages, waving.

I'm really good
at waving.

[gasps]

uhh! Hi.

Well, there won't be
too much of that

until you learn
to control your magic.

And your walking.

Since ileana
is your protector,

she will also be
your teacher.

Don't worry.
I'm a cool teacher.

We can totally have class
on the lawn.

If the dragons
aren't loose.

Desire? Magdalena?

Could you please
take my daughter

and see that she's
properly...princessed up?

Then you can meet ileana
in the conservatory.

Yeah. Let's start
with the tiara, ladies.

Work to do?
Secure the kingdom?

What are you
talking about?

I don't want
to alarm them
until we're certain,

but there's
something moving
through the shadowlands.

Something evil.

Thantos?
He's still alive?

But if he regains
human form,

the first thing he'll do
is go after the twins.

I know.

Use an illuminating
spell to secure
the entrances,

then meet me
in the dungeons.

I want every inch
of this castle searched.

Should I insist that
alex return to coventry?

And by insist, I mean
beg, plead, and cajole.

No. For now, she might
actually be safer

in her own dimension.

Just when you think
you're gonna get
a little time off.

Yeah. It seems like
we just defeated
the darkness yesterday.

huh.
Back to work.

Yeah. You know,
to be honest,

I thought we were
finally gonna get
a little "us" time.

21 years in exile's not
enough "us" time for--

* you do your best
to write off my name *

* try to control me,
that's gonna change *

* if you look closer,
you'll know what I mean *

* you'll see the girl
become a machine *

* so bring it on

* I'll have you wrapped up
around my finger *

* so bring it on

* when I start
wearing you thin,
you'll know for sure *

* I don't
wanna get dangerous,
put down your fists... *

hey.

what, you can't even
say hi?

Uh, hi.

Come on,
don't be that way.

Don't be--

Ah, I'm sorry. Hi.

That's better.

hi.

You know,
i'm pretty sure
you just said that.

Right. Ok, um,
as fun as this,

I've got to find
mcgregor hall.

I'm sitting in on
a renaissance poets lecture.

Ok, uh...

Other side of the quad.

And, you know,
it is good to see you
branching out,

'cause I've never
really seen you outside
of the art department.

Art department?

Yeah. Later.
Wait, um...

I know what's going on.
You're making a huge mistake.

Maybe. But...how about
I call you later?

And I like the new hair.
It's nice.

Like the new hair, it's--
Later, cam.

Wait! Um...

I'm not who you think I am.

Uh, no kidding.

hi.

Of course, I knew
it was you

the minute
that you walked
on the campus.

Camryn wouldn't be
caught dead
in those jeans.

Uh, not that
they don't look
totally cute on you.

We're identical, beth.

And to set the record.
I tried to tell him--

Uh-huh. I guess
you didn't get off
the flirt-tan express

long enough
to introduce yourself?

I don't even know who he is.

Marcus warburton.
Your sister's
ex-boyfriend.

Yeah, emphasis
on the "ex" part.

She broke up
with him 2 weeks ago.

We don't talk
to him anymore.

She broke up with him?

Hmm. But he's so...

Knowledgeable about
campus geography.

oh.

Oh, look,
there's mcgregor hall,
right where he said it was.

See ya.

Oh, and don't worry,
I won't say a word
to camryn about this.

But I do plan on texting
every single person I know.

Now this is what
i'm talkin' about.

Oh, magic books!

Someone did
write it all down.

Doesn't look so hard.

oh!

Thanks.

It's actually a lot
harder than it looks.

No problem.
Here you go.

[gasps] oh!

Sorry! Sorry!

All right,
all right, look.

You're just trying
too hard, all right?

Just pick what you want
to have happen,

all right, and let it
flow through you.

oh.
You ready?

Mm-hmm.

Thanks!

No problem.

I...really could have
used you yesterday
in my parent's garage.

I'm demitri.
Are you a prince?

I prefer not to use titles.

I'm camryn.

Oh, everyone knows
who you are.
Welcome to coventry.

Thanks, your high--
Demitri!

I really should
find ileana.

She's probably looking--

Ok, now that's going
to be really tricky,

because I talk
with my hands a lot.

Well, it just takes
some getting used to.

But don't worry about that.
I'll--i'll clean it up for you.

Oh, thanks! Again.
No problem.

bye.

Demitri, right? Oh!

uh--

Walls keep movin'.

Princess camryn.

Whoa.

bye.

oh!
[glass breaks]

[sighs]

"i prefer
not to use titles?"

no reason
I can't talk to her.

No reason except
for the fact you broke,
like, 1,400 laws.

She wasn't what I was
expecting, though.

No, me, neither.

I think she likes me.

Well, we'll see
how much she likes you

when she finds out
you work in the kitchen

and don't have
any magic.

Hey, uh, alex, wait up.

Oh, hi!

Um...i was hoping
I was going to see you again.

Look, there's been
a huge misunderstanding.

I know this is gonna sound--
You just called me alex.

Yeah, yeah,
that's your name,
isn't it?

Well, yeah, but, um--

Beth got to you.

[laughs]
got to me?

She basically
tackled me
in the cafeteria,

but other then that,
I did know something
was different.

I'm just sayin'.

Well, apparently,
my sister's very popular
around here.

Yeah.

So far, I've been
invited to 7 parties,

and asked out twice.

Ok, so why don't we
make that 3 times, then?

You feel like
gettin' something
to eat?

Sorry, but that has
bad idea written all over it.

Ok, um, well,

if it makes
any difference,

one of the reasons
your sister
and I broke up

was because we really
just didn't have much
in common.

Well, it doesn't
make a difference.

It just means I'll be
borrowing your notes.

See ya.
ok.

Uh, hey, uh, alex, wait!

Why don't you let me
walk you home?

Didn't we just play
2 rounds of this game?

Yeah, I just--I just
want to make sure
you're safe, right?

Besides, camryn would
never forgive me

if I let anything happen
to her sister. Come on.

Well--ok.

[laughs]

so did you find
your way ok?

Uh, yeah.

[conversation continues]

a little help here, please!

Gosh! Stupid, stupid spell!

oh!

Help! Help!

Oh, what are you doing?

You were supposed
to wait for me!

I got bored.

Oh. Well, I wish
you would have started

with something
a little more basic.

What could be
more basic

than walking
through walls?

Nothing.

Just get me out of here.

None.

Oh, you meant with this.
yes.

Still none.

No. Nothing.

Uh! Wait,
don't leave me here!

[grunts]

uh...ok.
Don't worry about that.

Ah, here we go.
ooh.

hey!

Heh! Sorry.

Uh, all right.

ok.

Oh, we could try
a noodle me.

Oh, no, no.
Last time I couldn't
get his head on right.

[bang]

hi.

princess camryn.

First day.

Defeated the darkness.

Nice weather
we're having, huh?

Hurry up!

Step back, let me--

Oh, no, no.
I'll handle this.

What do you mean?

Well, I'll do this.
You always do this.

You can't.
I can't do this?

No, well, I should--

Well, I'm never
gonna get to do it

unless you give me
a chance to do it.

Fine. Go for it.
Give it a shot.

Mr. I know how to do
all the spells.

I do the spells
all the time.

Ok, let's see
how this works out.

Oh, you want
to see it?
yes.

Well, all right,
fine.

[inhales]

ooh.

would you please
just try not to misplace

any more body parts
before we get back?

I once lost my elbow
for 2 weeks.

Had to put up signs
and everything.

Wait!
Where are you going?

I thought you were going to
help me with my magic.

Oh, we will.

I'm sorry, we have
to finish a couple
more things first.

Is something wrong?

no.

Not really.

Well, ok,
there is kind of
a force looming,

a really dark thing.

And if you go around
any corner--

Wedding details.
Wedding details.

We have, uh, some
wedding things.

We do?

Yes, we do.

Good, because
we still have
a ton to do.

There's
the guest list.

We'll be back.
Just stay out of trouble.

Menus.
I'm thinking fondue.

Because nothing
says love like a big
pot of cheese.

Something
is definitely wrong.

Then her arm
fell off.

They had to put her
in a museum.

She's falling apart.

[whispering]
and her big toe
fell off as well.

[indistinct whispering]

[door opens]

this is kind of chunky.

aah!

Hello?

Is someone there?

[clink]

ghostly voice: artemus.

Here we go.

Oh, thanks.

Hey, um,
is marcus still--

Still sitting
across the street,

just staring
at the house?

Yep. Very strange.

Alex!

oh!

Look what
I just found.

Ok, they don't
pay me enough for this.

I'll bring you
a sandwich as well.

And I might as well
go across the street

and give one to
you know who.

Heaven only knows
what you did to that boy.

I didn't do anything.

Oh, sure.
I didn't do anything.

Whatever, it
doesn't matter.

The most amazing
thing--

What boy?

Marcus.

He walked me home,
and he never left.

Wait, my marcus
walked you home?

Yeah. Yeah, but it's
not like that.

He asked me out,
and I said no.

My marcus
asked you out?

Since when
is he your marcus?

I thought you broke up
with him.

You're right.
We did.

I did.

And clearly
he's devastated
and not himself.

Clearly.
But it doesn't
matter.

Want to know why?

Because I met
a prince.

Really?

Really. So cute.

Demitri. We're on
a first-name basis.

Title's really aren't
that important
to either of us.

I had the best day.

Actually--
Camryn.

It was a weird day.
Mom was really worried.

And ileana and karsh
were acting
really strange.

I know,
how can you tell, right?

Karsh--
Camryn.

Gave me like this
weird--
Camryn.

What did you find?
What did i?

Yeah, when you came in,
you said that you
found...

Oh! Look.

It just appeared
out of nowhere.

Literally.

It has our
father's crest on it.

I know.

So it is true.

This is a sign.

He's alive.

Camryn, I think our
father is still alive.

What are you talking about?

Look.

I've been writing
all of these stories
about him,

that's he out there
asking for our help.

But your stories
always come true.

I know.

I didn't want
to say anything
because I wasn't sure.

Where is he?

[sighs]
he's trapped.

He's trapped
in a place called
the shadowlands.

Come on.

Both: we've got
to tell miranda.

Alex: here.

No, no, there.

no.

Alex:
ileana. Karsh.

Good,
you're still safe.

What's wrong?

[whispering]
thantos is back.

eh?
eh?

Thantos is back.

eh?
eh?

Thantos is back.

aah!
aah!

Alex: I thought
we destroyed the darkness.

How could thantos
still be alive?

Camryn: yeah, I thought
we love is light,
light is loved him

right out of
existence.

And one very angry
scream later,

it was good-bye
thantos.

Well, apparently
when he was destroyed,

what was left of him
was able to cling to life
in the shadowlands.

Shadowlands?

See, it really does exist.

I've felt a dark presence
for the last few days,

moving through the shadows.

But I wasn't sure
it was thantos until now.

This afternoon
one of my servants

was attacked
in the north tower.

[gasps]
that's horrible.

I was in
the north tower.

That could have
been me.

What she really means is,

"oh, that's horrible.
Is he ok?"

it was implied.

He'll be fine...
ish.

But his shadow,
not so fine-ish.

His shadow?

Shadows exist
on their own here?

Oh, yes. Yeah.

It's in that world,
the world of the shadows,

that thantos is hiding
and plotting his return.

I just hope
we're not too late.

Too late?

What does she mean
too late?

They're doomed.

Oh, yeah.

Too late to stop him
from regaining
his human form.

why?
What happens then.

It's bad, right?

I can tell
it's going to be bad.

He's got
one purpose

and one purpose
only--

To destroy
the two of you.

Yeah.

Yeah, that would
fall underneath
the category of bad.

If thantos does come back,

I doubt we'll be able
to stop him a second time.

Wait.

That's what I saw
standing over you
this morning.

It wasn't a man,

it was a shadow
of a man.

Thantos was
in our house!

No, he wasn't.

Yes, he was.

If he can freely
travel between
the 2 worlds,

then he's
already stronger
than we feared.

Alex: what is up with you
and this shadow business?

It was not a shadow.
Yes, it was.

Miranda: but I'm afraid
that once again

you two are the only
ones that can stop him.

Us? Why us?

Why can't they do
some of the heavy pointing
for a change?

Heh. No offense.

None taken.

But it is
a good question.

They never do
anything.

Ok, some taken.

In 2 days, the sun
and the moon will be
in perfect alignment.

A solar eclipse.

And both of you will be
at your most powerful.

I always wanted
a solar eclipse wedding.
Please.

You know my mother
can't be here
in 2 days.

Oh, that's right.
Pretty please.

no.

Are you sure?
yes.

I need them to perform
the vanquishing spell.

[chuckles] well,
that's not possible.

They can't do
a vanquishing spell.

They're still
at wall walking.

Remedial wall walking.

[whispering]
there was an incident.

In fact, stuck in the wall
is more accurate.

I don't think we have
any other choice.

They're not ready.

Then get them ready.

Uh, hey, shouldn't it
be up to us

whether we perform this
vanquishing spell or not?

Yeah. What is it?

It's a spell
so powerful

that it will
destroy anything

that's hidden
in the shadowlands.

Camryn: but if we do
that spell,

it'll vanquish
dad's shadow.

We can't do it.

Excuse me?

I found it today
in the north tower.

It was dad's,
wasn't it?

I think he's trying
to communicate with us.

He's alive.

I think he's
in the shadowlands.

I am so sorry.

I know you don't want
to believe this,

but your father's gone.

He's not coming back.

I searched for years
through the shadows.

He's not there.

But...but my stories,
my dreams.

Are the work
of thantos.

The moon is half
in darkness.

You have
a connection to
the shadowlands.

He's using you.

But the ring.
What about aron's ring?

Only thantos could
have aron's ring.

He took it from him
when he killed him.

But it's not thantos.

I know it's not.

It's aron,
our father.

He needs our help.

No, we need
your help.

I'm sorry,
but on this,

you're just going to
have to trust me.

Now, I'm counting on
you and your sister.

The future of coventry
depends on you.

[sighs]

it's amazing this
place ever got along
without us.

[sighs]

prepare for the spell.
Man: yes, ma'am.

[door closes]

all right, now.

Now, the most
important aspect of
the vanquishing spell

is getting
the proportions correct.

It's a very delicate
balance.

So what you need--aah!

hey.

A little help, please!

You need equal parts sun
and equal parts moon.

Oh, come back.

I got it.
Here we go.

ohh!

[whistles]

[karsh screams]

sit!

ok.

[both panting]

ok.
ok.

so as I was saying,

the most important part
of the vanquishing spell is--

Ok, what do you say
we just jump in
and get right to it?

All this talk, talk
never pulled a
rabbit out of a hat.

No, but it does help
prevent small villages

from turning into donkeys.

I said I was sorry.

Oh, and I suppose
it's no coincidence

that that village
happened to be my mother's.

oh.

Kind of sorry.

Ok, join hands.
We'll just do
the first part.

Ok, come on.

Karsh: now remember,
it's all about balance.

Equal parts sun,
equal part moon.

Equal part hot,
equal part cold.

Ok, I think
they got it.

Ready?

[exhales]
ready.

"power of the sun.

And the forces
of the moon."

[pendants hum]

oh! That's my
favorite part.

"become one
in our quest.

To open the door
to the shadowlands."

That was so cool.

How'd we--

[coughing]

whew.

Perhaps a little bit
too much sun.

Alex, were you even trying?

Yes. No.

Uh, kind of.

Guys, I really don't think
we should be doing this.

But you heard mom.

Well, I know what she said,
but it doesn't mean I agree.

Right now I don't think
it matters whether
you agree or not.

Your mother wouldn't
ask you to do this

unless it was essential.

[sighs] fine.

Vanquish away.

[coughs]

why don't the two of you
give it another go

while we go and change
into something a little less--

[ahem] charred.

Sorry.

Me, too.

Well, I'm surprised
you're still here.

Why wouldn't I be here?

Oh, well, I thought
you would have zapped
yourself home by now.

Especially since
I haven't seen
a single carriage

or a white horse.

They keep them
around back.

Plus, mom needs us.

Emphasis on the "us."

Please. I can't do this
without you.

2 halves of a whole.

Twin witches.

Twitches.

Twitches.

Both: go, twitches.

ok.

[sighs]
[sighs]

"the power of the sun.

"and the forces
of the moon.

Become one in our quest."

All right, stay focused.

All our energy
and concentration
has to be on...

[gasps]
demitri!

ahh!

[alex thuds]

nice focus.

[grunts]

ahh.

demitri!

Demitri!

Alex: cam! Cam!

Demitri!

[cat screeches]
hi.

hey, hi. Sorry, I didn't want
to disturb you guys.

Oh, you weren't
disturbing us.

We were
just goofing around.
Yeah.

Trying to save
the kingdom and all
that is good and pure.

[chuckles]
[laughs]

oh, demitri,
this is my sister--

Alex.

Alex. I knew that.

My pleasure.

[whispering]
that's him,
that's my prince.

Yeah, I kind of got that.

What?

Demitri
is so amazing.

He totally showed me
how to fix things.

Look.

[grunts]

ooh!

[gasps] cam!

[laughs]
show her.

Um, heh heh.
Why don't you show her?

I wouldn't be much
of a teacher

if I took all the glory.
Right?

oh.

[laughs]

isn't he great?
Yeah. He's great.

Uh, well, look,
I should probably
leave the two of you

to save the world.

But, listen,
I was wondering

if I could show you
around the gardens--

yes!

I mean, yes.

That would be yes.

Karsh: there you are.

Can I get some tea, please?

Ileana: and could
I get one of those
chicken salad sandwiches

with the crust cut off?

Ooh, and some olives.

Mmm. I love me
the olives.

Well?

Right away, sir.

And where is your apron?

Put your apron on.

Wow, things have
really slipped since
we went into exile.

You guys should
probably order
something, too.

We're gonna be
working late.

You're not
a prince?

no.

Excuse me.

Cam, what's the matter
with you?

Go after him.

He's working.

I don't...

We should probably
get back to the spell.

You're impossible.

Demitri!

Demitri!

Hey, demitri.

Demitri.

Hail your
divinity.

Princess artemis.
Princess artemis.

Ok, you guys
have got to stop
doing that.

Hey, look, I'm sorry, ok?
Please don't be mad.
I didn't lie to her.

Granted I didn't completely
tell her the truth,
but I didn't lie.

No, no. It's ok.
Calm down.

Nobody's mad.

I just wanted
to impress her.

You know, I just...
I want her to like me.

Even though
you're a waiter,

it does not mean
you cannot be
impressive.

I've cleaned
people's houses.

Toilets included.

[whispering]
for 2 summers.
Really?

Well, hey,
you got to do
what you got to do.

But your job doesn't
define who you are.

No, of course not.
Who your parents are does.

And again, no.

Ok, I'm sorry.

Are you sure
you're a princess?
'cause--

Well, I'm kind of
new at it.

Just give me
a few more weeks.

I promise to be
way more stuck up
and snotty.

And camryn--
Well...

She likes you,

so don't give up.

Tcch. Ok?

ok.

Actually,
can I ask you a favor?

Sure. Anything.

Can I borrow
some of your magic?

My magic?

Why would you
want that?

Well, so I can do
something special
for camryn.

Well, don't you have
any of your own?

no.

Oh. Ok.

One...

[demitri screams]

what happened?
Are you all right?

It was thantos,
I know it.

He tried to take over
demitri's shadow.

Where is he now?

He's in there.

Where?
[dishes rattling]

in there.

Where?

He's in there.

[dishes rattling]

ah,
he's in there.

I didn't know
what else to do.

He asked
to borrow my magic
to impress cam.

Uh-huh.

Oh, come on.

Only thantos
would ask something
like that.

This is coventry.

Everyone has magic,
right?

I'm afraid that's not
entirely true.

[high-pitched voice]
I could use
a chiropractor.

You see, after
your father was killed,

your mother thought
it would best

to leave magic
in the hands

of those who could
best control it,

like the royal family

and your protectors.

That's us.

They took
everyone's magic?

That's horrible.
That's so unfair.

Uh, alex, I really
don't think you understand--

No, no, I understand
just fine.

Absolutely
no rush on that
chicken salad.

Beth: cammy!

Beth!

Have you seen alex?

I got up this morning
and she was gone.

Cammy, oh, my gosh.

I was getting
so worried.

I have been texting you
all morning.

Sorry, I was out of range.
Have you seen her?

Duh. Twin 2
is in the caf doing
the marcus whoop-de-doo.

I sent you pictures.

[gasps]

I can't believe her.

I know.

They're just
going over notes.

I mean, no giggling,
no hair flipping.

She's really bad
at this.

Thanks.
You're a good friend.

Muah.

Well, apparently
not good enough for
you to text me back.

I have blisters.

um.

I think I should
be telling you
what to do.

I'm trying.

Ok, I think
I got it covered.

Later.

[indistinct chatter]

hmm. Look at me.

I think I'm better
than everyone.

And I don't even
use conditioner.

ugh.

Gosh.

[sighs]
hey, marcus.

It's me, alex.
Again.

I can see that.

Um, what happened?
I thought you had
studying to do?

I do?

Oh, I do.

So many books by
dead people to read.

Um, but before I go,

I was wondering,
you know my sister
camryn--

Really pretty,
you used to date.

What do you think
of her?

hmm.

Ok, that's a little random.

Um, I don't know.
She's great.

I mean, she's fun.

She tends to be a little vapid
and self-centered sometimes.

I am not
self-centered.

I didn't say you were.

[whoosh]

hi, marcus.

Hi, alex.
[clears throat]

uh, yeah, sorry.

Oh, my gosh.
So, what are you two
talking about?

[gasps] aren't these
just the cutest shoes?

I wouldn't
say that!

I wouldn't
say that.

And that only works
if those shoes
are actually cute.

Well, they're your shoes.

What are you
even doing here.

We have work to do.

Uh, living my life.

And I am so done
with that place.

I'm gonna go.

Uh...later.

Bye, marcus.

Bye, marcus.

What is your problem?
Don't you trust me?

No. I turn my back
for, like, 2 minutes

and you're all over him.

Why would I trust you?

Because I would never do
anything to hurt you.

You should know that.

I do know that.

I didn't break up
with him,

he broke up with me.

I just told
everybody that so
I wouldn't look bad.

Oh, cam, I'm sorry.

[sighs]

it's ok.

At least
I found out why.

unh.

[gasps]
[gasps]

well, he actually
told me

it was because
you two didn't have
much in common.

So you don't think
i'm self-centered?

no.

A truly self-centered
person would have run
from coventry,

kind of like I did.

Well, what are you
suppose to do, alex,

if you really think
dad might still be
alive somewhere?

I don't think, camryn,
I know.

Why do you think
he's only communicating
with me?

He gave me the ring.

And the drawing.

You had a vision
and drew his crest.

Do you still have it?

It's in my backpack.

Ahh, 600 pictures
of marcus.

And--here it is.

This is the castle.

so?

Well, I've never seen
those doors before.

We have to get
to coventry fast.

Fast?

Camryn, no.

What? Don't worry.

I've been
practicing.

You'd be surprised
at what I can do now.

Camryn!

Cam...

This doesn't look
like coventry.

Are you sure
we're in coventry?

Of course
we're in coventry.

aah!
aah!

My gosh!

aah!
aah!

Well, that worked.

Somehow I'm not surprised.

Are you sure
this is it?

It has to be it.

Everything looks the same.

You know, except for
the brick wall part.

Well, maybe
they remodeled.

Which I have to say
isn't the worst idea
in the whole...

Alex?

Alex?

Remember when I said
there was an incident?

Well, ileana--

unh.

[whimpers]

I don't know about this.

Don't you suppose
they bricked this up
for a reason?

yep.

And I want to know
what that reason is.

Just stay close.

Wait!

You know when you go
to a horror movie

and there's always
that stupid girl

who goes inside
the creepy house,

even though there are
a gazillion signs
saying "keep out"

and the whole audience
is screaming
"don't go in there"?

Yeah.
You're that girl.

ahh.
What was that?

Nothing.
Just a shadow.

[growling]

aah!
aah!

[both screaming]

there,
I think we're safe.

Miranda: hi.

aah!
aah!

Isn't there
a spell you should
be studying?

Well.
Uh...

We were just, you know,
checking out the new place.

And I have to say,
you could use a couple
more bathrooms.

Uh, cam drew this.

I used to draw
all the time

when I was
your age.

But don't you think
it's kind of strange?

It would be stranger
if you hadn't.

Thantos
is many things,

but he's not a fool.

he's
Purposely trying
to deceive you.

This is dad's study,
isn't it?

Yes, it was.

It was
his favorite place
in the whole castle.

It's just like
he left it.

What was he like?

Please.

You never talk
about him.

I don't know
where to begin.

He was funny
and sweet and strong.

I was just about
your age when I met him
at the winter festive.

We ended up dancing
the whole night
together.

And when it was over,

he said he wanted
to give me a present

so I would
remember him forever.

I could pick
whatever I wanted.

What did you ask for?

A star...

From the north sky.

[gasps]
[gasps]

it's a real star.

Good gift.

[laughs]

I never told anyone
that story.

It was our secret.

All right,
it's getting late.

You should get home.
Bye, mom.

I think I'll sleep
a little easier

knowing your safe
in your own dimension.

I know you're
struggling.

It's not thantos
who's been coming to me.

It's dad, I know it.

I know that
you believe that.

But you're just going to
have to trust me.

ok.

I'm sorry.

I don't have
any other choice.

[crickets chirping]

it's ok, honey.
It's ok.

I'm sure they're
going to be ok.

I'm sure they'll
be home anytime.
[sighs]

[rattling]

will you just let it go?

Don't tell me to
let it go. I can't--

[clears throat]

so, no one thought
to invent a telephone

in this magical land
of yours?

Sorry.

Yesterday you go slog
off in a swimming pool,

and you can't call?

I took the closet.
I'm sorry, dad.

Your mother has been
worried sick.

Actually, your mother's
just fine.

But your father, well,
he drained the pool.

I'm sorry, daddy.

I still haven't mastered
inner-dimensional
communication.

Oh, says the girl
who can text,
download,

and talk on
a cell phone all
at the same time.

He's not a multitasker.

I can hear you.

We are both very happy
that you're both home
safe and sound.

Did you have fun?

yes.
It was great.

The best.
Really fun.

So much fun.
It was awesome.

Is there something
that you're not
telling us?

no.

Is there something
that you're not telling us

because you know
that we'll freak out

and there's a chance
your father's head
will explode?

yes.

Ok. Well.

Sleep well.

What, that--that's it?
That's it.

Good night, daddy.

Yeah, good night,
mr. Barnes.

Uh, alex.
Yeah?

You know, if you want,
you can call me dad.

Thanks, but, um,
i'm good for now.

ok.

Where you going?

We forgot the car.

[crickets chirping]

[whistling]

[groans]

what if they're both
still alive?

Who's still alive?

Aron and thantos.

Dad could have been
hiding out

in the shadowlands
this whole time, too.

[mumbles]
what? Too long?

Mm-hmm.

Camryn, I know it's
been a long time,

but that's what I wrote
in my story.

Dad was weak and managed
to escape thantos.

And he's been living
in the shadows here
ever since,

watching over us.

[mumbles]

people keep telling me
that I have the gift
of knowing, right?

Well, guess what?

I know that our father
is still out there.

And I'm not going
to destroy out hopes
of ever seeing him again

by doing some stupid spell.

Are you sure you don't
also have the gift
of wanting?

You always said
you wanted a father.

That's not true.

Not even just a little?

[whoosh]

I mean, it's...

[dog barking in distance]

alex?

[knock on door]

woman: snicker doodles!

Alex?

Snicker doodles!

Alex?

Snicker doodles!

Snicker doodles!

Snicker doodles!

[whoosh]

[birds chirping]

[wind blows]

is someone there?

[door creaks]

look, if it's thantos,
if that's who are you,

i'm not afraid of you.

But if it's my father,

if it really is you,

well, we don't have
much time.

I need a sign.

I need something.

[squeaking]

it really is you.

Miranda!

Miranda!

Miranda!

I was calling you.

Are you all right?
What happened?

It's aron.
He's here in the castle,

trapped in
the shadowlands.

I know what
you're going to say,

but this wasn't thantos,
it couldn't be.

I asked for a sign,
and he drew me a star.

Karsh: a star?

Yeah, that's
what he gave mom
the night they met.

It was their secret.

A star?
That's so romantic.

What, you don't think
i'm romantic?

No. A little.
You gave me a bug.

Yeah, because
you collect them.

Well, now.

This is good news.

Why aren't you happy?

We know where he is--

Enough!

I don't want
to hear another word
about your father.

I never should have
told you that story.

Why won't you even
consider the possibility

that he might be alive?

That they both might
be alive?

You very well
might be right.

They both may be
out there.

We still have
to do the spell.

What?

no!

How can you say that?

I can't take
the chance

of thantos
regaining power.

You'd never be safe.

No one in coventry
would be safe.

But dad--
Would want us
to do this.

No, he wouldn't.
I know he wouldn't.

You said
the vanquishing spell

would destroy everything
in the shadows.

Alex, I am trying to do
what I think is best.

Are you?

And I suppose you thought
taking away everyone's magic

was also for the best?

Karsh: alex.

I did.

At the time.

You and your sister--
You know, just stop.

You don't care about us.

You don't even care
about aron.

All you care about
is your precious kingdom.

Well, you know what?
You can have it.

I'm taking the next door
out of this place.

Oh, look.

There's one now.

Alex.

The eclipse
is almost upon us.

Wait!

That was awkward.

Yeah.

Someday she's gonna
understand.

We don't have much time
before the eclipse.

Where's camryn?

At home. Well,
her other home,
with her parents.

Her other parents.
Mom--mother--the other--

Mother--she's...
Not here.

Would you find her, please?
Oh, yeah.

Ask her to talk
to her sister.

We need them both here.

Yes, we're on it. Ahem.

On the way there,
could we stop so I can
change my shoes?

I think they match
perfectly!

I have to talk to her?
Why do I have to talk to her?

Because you're
her sister.

She'll listen to you.

Have either of you met alex?

She's not so good
on the listening
or the sistering.

And she took my lip gloss!

Ugh! She's such a little--

Oh. There it is.

Oh, camryn,
we don't have much time left.

If thantos breaks free
of the shadowlands,
we're defenseless.

But miranda, she's--

Miranda is still too weak
from her last battle
with the darkness.

And too proud to say so.

The eclipse is our only chance
of stopping him,

and all of coventry is--

All of coventry
is counting on me.

I know, I know,
I know.

[knocking on door]

sorry. I want to help.
I want to do what's right.

I just don't know
what the right thing is!

I think you do.

You're a princess
of coventry.

You can't just sit back
and do nothing.

You have to act,
you have to govern.

I'm sorry if that's not
what you thought
princessing was,

but it is.

Whoa. Tough love.

Thank you, yeah.

Look, it's not
what I thought
it would be, but...

I like it.

I like having
responsibility,

and I like having
my life be about
something.

And the tiara?
Love the tiara!

So you'll help?

I'll do more then help.

I'll make sure
she's there.

Toodles! Wish me luck.

Oh, wait, let me do it.

And I'm takin'
the next door out of here.

oh!

Now that's how
you conjure up a portal.

aah!

It's...on...
My...foot!

[both yelling indistinctly]

ugh!

well, looks like you
stirred up quite a bit
of dust in twin town.

Oh, no, that has
nothing to do with me.

I mean, camryn wants alex
to go somewhere,

and alex isn't budging.

Hmm. Well,
give it a minute.

Alex is so going.

My camryn tends to get
everything she wants.

Not everything.

[scoffs]

i'm gonna
break this down for you.

Here's sense.

You, you're way over
there in no sense land.

Ok, then something
definitely must be wrong

if you think you're
the sensible one.

So you're just
gonna pretend
this isn't happening?

How's that gonna
help dad, alex?

Oh, like you even
care, camryn!

I care more
then you do!

Oh, please.
Explain that logic to me.

I care enough to stay.

I care enough to try
and figure out
what's right.

I know what's right.

Then what are you
doing here, alex?

If I knew,
if I really knew
like you say you do,

then I'd be doing
everything in my power
to try and help him!

Ok. And how am I supposed
to do that?

Not a clue.
I kind of only
figured out

the first part
of my speech.

[sighs]

it doesn't matter.

You're right.

Really?

Really.

Will you go with me?

Couldn't stop me
if you wanted to.

You don't
want to, do you?

[sighs]

um, ha ha,

did you just see--

Uh, see--see what?
Exactly.

Ha. Uh, so, later?

Yeah, yeah, later.

ok.

Walking through wall spell.

Oh, too late for that.

[both sigh]

where are you?

Where is he?

Alex, we have called,
pleaded, and hollered.

Whatever you think
you saw before isn't here.

Ugh! I don't know
what else to do.

Dad, please!

Help me.
We gotta go!

The eclipse
is about to start.

No, cam!
yes.

We've got to do this.
It's the only way
to stop thantos.

It's gonna be ok.

We're gonna be together.

It's going to be--[gasps]
ok, a little scared!

It's a book of spells.

Still scared!

He's here.

He's trying
to tell us something.

It's a freedom spell.

It's a spell used to
release spirits trapped
in the shadowlands.

Alex, no.

Now I'm sure it's thantos.

Please, let's just go!

"the power of the sun
and the forces
of the moon."

ugh!

It's almost
the exact same spell.

What's the last line
of vanquishing spell?

Uh...

[mouthing]

"and vanquish our enemies
in the darkness
that hides them."

All right, yeah,
well, look.

The only difference
is that instead you say,

"and free your friends
from the darkness
that binds them."

We just have
to substitute
the last line!

Ugh! That's my line!

I know.

You're the only one
who can do this.

Ugh, again. Why me?

You have to.
This is a sign!

I have to talk to miranda.

No, you can't.

We already know
what she'll say.

[door opens]

ugh, what are you
doing in here?

The eclipse is starting.

You can't be late
for these things.

Alex, I really think--
I know you.

You'll do
what's right.

Come on, people!

Those shadows
aren't gonna
vanquish themselves.

[all talking at once]

[indistinct chatter]

less than a minute.

[indistinct chatter]

we're here!

Yes, thank you.

I knew you wouldn't
let me down.

Ok, ok, let's go,
come on.

Ok, so the fate
of everyone in coventry
is in your hands.

Not too much pressure. Ok.
Right this way.

Right this way.
No, this way.

Oh, no, you've gotta
go this way.

Hold on. This way.

No, no, no.

No, this way?

All right, everyone, hurry!

This has to be perfect.
We don't get a second chance.

Just relax. Ha ha.

Miranda, the sun.

Yes, thank you.
I'm well aware.

Phew. Just breathe.

Come on!

[thunder]

oh, man, I love
a good eclipse.

Now don't you wish
this was our wedding?
It's so romantic.

Did you get popcorn?

Popcorn?
Do you really think

that's appropriate
for this situation?

Oh, have a licorice.

[crowd murmuring]

it's time to vanquish evil
once and for all.

Are you all right?

I'm fine.

Just a little nervous.

Yeah, I'm ok, too.

You're doing
the right thing.

I know we are.

ok.

You're gonna be great.

Ok? Ready?

The power of the sun,
and the forces of the moon,

become on in our quest...

To open the doors
to the shadowlands.

[gasps]

let our light illuminate
the eternal night,

and leave
no corner untouched

so that we may...

[thunder]

so that we may...

Free your friends.

We have to say it,
we have to set them free!

They're gonna
do a freedom spell!

They wouldn't!

Come on, say it!

[thunder]

so that we may
vanquish our enemies

from the darkness
that hides them!

Cam! No!

What have you done?!

[crowd yelling]

i'm sorry!
I had to!

Thantos had
to be stopped!

But it wasn't thantos!

Do something!

There's nothing I
or anyone can do!

You've unleashed the light!

It won't stop until it
searches for the shadow
that destroyed everything.

I've got to warn him!
He's got to hide!

No, nothing
in the shadows
can hide now!

aah!
Alex!

Hurry! Hurry!

The light is coming.

We did the vanquishing spell
and I can't stop it!

Tell me what to do!
Give me a sign or something!

ok!

Ah. "a transfer spell

to transfer magic
from one person to another."

Oh...

All right, um, I'll do it.

Just--just tell me how.

It says that I have
to touch you.

[man whispering]

but a shadow won't work!

[man whispering]

we're too late!

[man whispering]

I give you everything.

aah!

Alex, alex!

Are you all right?

I did it. I saved dad.
I gave him my magic.

Thantos.

In the flesh.

Miss me?

I'm sorry.
I was so sure--

Bad, bad thantos.

Tch, tch, tch.

Preying on the hope
and insecurities
of the innocent.

I should probably
stop doing that.

And yet nothing
brings me greater joy.

You won't get away with this.

Oh, but I already have.

Now, if you'll
excuse me,

I think I'd like to
finish off my brother
before the light does.

He's getting away.

No, no, no!
Did you hear that?

You were right.

Dad's still alive.

Come on, we have
to go find him.

But he can be anywhere.

Not anywhere.

What he wrote
in your journal was true.

Aron's been with us
all along.

There's only one place
he can be.

ok.

Dad, are you here?

[crash, woman screaming]

come on!

[gasps]

hurry!

Mom! Are you ok?
What happened?

Thantos! He wanted
my shadow!

Your poor father!

Daddy!
Mr. Barnes!

Here. Help him up.

[all grunting]

here, honey.

Ah, I put up
a good fight.

Where's thantos?

Oh, he's--
[woman screaming]

whoa!
Honey, here.

You'll be all right.
How do you know that?

I don't.
It's just what I say.

[crash]
oh! Honey!

[both yelling]

you may go.

Just make sure you leave
your shadow behind.

[screaming]

[groaning]

hiding out in the little
old lady's shadow.

I'm truly disappointed.

I quit!

Hello, brother.

You don't look so good.

I think I should finish
what I started 21 years ago.

[groaning]

[gasps] dad!

oh!

Ugh, it's locked!

Stand back.

Hi-yah!

What kind of princess school
do you go to?

I teach taekwondo.

Upstairs.

They have to be
in coventry.

Where else would he have--

He must have
locked the portal
from the other side.

How are we going
to get to coventry?

I think I know another way.

Cam! Wait, cam!

[woman screaming]

[both screaming]

next time, I'll walk.

ugh!

Hurry!

The eclipse
is still happening.

Run, come on!
We can still save dad.

Wait, wait, wait!

[both groaning]

oh, the old protector spell
trick, huh?

Yeah, it gets us
every time.

Well, not us.
It's gotten you.

No, I think
it's gotten
at least--

Both: now is not the time.

Thantos just cast a spell
and locked us out.

The castle can only be
opened from the inside now.

But how did thantos
escape the light
and get his power back?

The how doesn't matter.

The why...

Was very noble.

Thank you.

[thunder]

it's down here.

Come on, let's go, let's go.
Door's down there.

Listen, hey,
could I get that
chicken salad now?

Ileana, come on!

Where is he?
Where's thantos?

He's taking aron
up to the north tower.

Demitri, how did you
open the door?

Miranda gave us
our magic back,

and yeah, you're right,
it is a lot harder
then it looks.

Come on.

You were so brave.

[chuckles]

see? Now that was
impressive.

Does now seem like
the best time for that?

Oh, you so like him!

[grunting]

bad day for you, brother.

One daughter unleashes
the vanquishing spell.

The other gives
your mortal enemy
all her power.

Tch, tch, tch.
Kids. What are you gonna do?

Out of the way!

Oh, sorry.

I didn't bring you up here
to make small talk.

[groaning]

after you.
ok.

I alone with cometh.

Stay away from him!

dad!

Girls, stop!

Let us handle this.

All right,
we have a plan.

Ok, I'll distract him,
come in from the side.

[yelling]

karsh, ileana!

Don't let go!

Me don't let go?
You don't let go!

Hey, just remember
to mail the invitations.

Ileana!
What?

Actually, no.
I didn't.

I've--I've been
a little busy lately.

Oh, maybe it's
for the best.

Thantos!

This is good.

I was afraid
you might miss
this special moment.

As soon as the sun
comes out from
behind the moon,

your beloved husband
and father will be no more.

I'm not gonna let you
get away with this.

But I'm afraid
there's nothing

you can do
about it,
your majesty.

You seem to have
your hands full.

[screaming]

no!

alex!

[groaning]

[chuckling]

ah, such a shame

when children
get in the middle
of family squabbles.

[groaning]

just hold on.

To what?!

[groaning]

[grunting]

no!

stay back!

Ooh, gladly.

It's too late for you
to do anything now.

He has nothing left.

[thunder]

now I know
you'll never understand.

With us here...

He has everything left.

Both: we give you everything.

no!

[thantos groaning]

both: dad!

Thank you.

Thank you.

[grunting]

watch out!

[screaming]

both: loser!

[chuckles]

you were right.

This kind of bond
is something he could
never understand.

Karsh: hello!

Hey! How's it going
up there?

oh!
A little help, please!

Both: hi!

Seriously!

We don't have
a flying spell.

Oh! Come to think of it,

we don't--we don't have
a landing spell, either.

[laughter]

I don't know how long
this gargoyle can hold us.

And do you, karsh,
take the lovely ileana

to be your lawful
wedded wife?

I do, yes! Absolutely! Yeah.

And do you, ileana,
take the handsome--

You look great.

Oh, you know you love it.

Yeah, you're right.
I kinda love it.

Ileana: of course I do.

Minister: well, we certainly
got lucky with the weather,

didn't we, everyone?

I just want to say,
uh, does anyone
have any objections--

[donkey braying]

I know. They grow up
so fast, don't they?

[braying]

I hear ya.

Well, may we have
the rings now, please?

Oh, yes.

Both: you were my favorite.

oh!

I can't believe
you're not more
freaked out about this.

What is there to be
freaked out about?

I'm just jealous
she has this much space

in the back of her closet.

[ileana giggles]

aw!

we now pronounce you
husband--

And wife.

ok.

You may now
kiss the bride.

Oh, right! Ok.

Oh, we shouldn't go
head on--
why?

Because our noses--
No, nothing.

No, did you say
it was big?

No, no, honey!
Are you sure?

I don't think it's big!
You don't?

No, not at all! I just--
Both: kiss her!

ok.
ok.

[cheers and applause]

[both giggle]

rose petals.

Yeah, I know, disgusting.
It was the twin's idea.

Can't believe
you did that
to her mother.

I don't think she's ever
looked lovelier.

That was lovely.

No, that was weird.

No, david, how
could you say that?

[donkey braying]
yeah, that was weird.

[music playing]

* you, we certainly agree

* you're just like--

No, I got it.

No, you--I need to--

Mrs. Karsh and I are going
to start a club.

Well, you finally know how
your fairy tale ends.

I never doubted
it had a happy ending.

You so doubted it.

You were like
the princess of doubt.

What?
yes.

Ha ha, me?
Mm-hmm.

No, that was you!
So not true.

Your tiara slipped.

oh.

Ah. Well.

I think we look fabulous.

You think?
Mm-hmm.

* go, twitches,
go, twitches *

* go, twitches,
go, twitches *

* go, twitches,
go, twitches *

[laughter]

* make me shine

* shine

* girl, I won't have time

* to make me shine