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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,827 --> 00:00:04,526 [mellow melodic music] 2 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:21,369 [pen scribbling] 3 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:24,720 [mellow melodic music] 4 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:36,036 [cave creature growling softly] 5 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,799 [birds chirping] 6 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:06,762 - Can you step on it, baby? 7 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:09,243 It's getting dark and I got a headlight out! 8 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:13,073 Simon! 9 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,205 Where are you, you little shit? 10 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:18,730 I'm gonna round up the dog 11 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:20,906 and beat his hairy, little butt, okay? 12 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,865 - [Sal] Alright, well, hurry back. 13 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:27,087 [mellow melodic music] 14 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:31,091 [cave creature growling softly] 15 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:41,405 [dog barking] 16 00:01:42,711 --> 00:01:45,975 - Simon, come here, you little fusspot! 17 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:48,847 Come on, Simon, come here so I can whip your behind! 18 00:01:48,891 --> 00:01:50,632 Come on, boy! 19 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:53,635 [dog barking] 20 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:54,462 Simon! 21 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:56,507 Simon, Simon! 22 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,990 Oh, my God! 23 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:04,341 [ominous melodic music] 24 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:08,389 [cave creature growling softly] 25 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,488 [Sal screaming] 26 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:21,837 Sal, Sal! 27 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,709 [Sal screaming] 28 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:27,843 Sal! 29 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:32,021 [stick thudding] [cave creature growling] 30 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:35,590 [dramatic melodic music] 31 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:40,899 [man screaming] 32 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,259 [head thudding] 33 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:56,001 [Sal screaming] 34 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:01,616 [cave creature growling] 35 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:02,878 - Get away! [cooler thudding loudly] 36 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:04,488 [creature thudding to ground] 37 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,882 [cooler thudding to ground] 38 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:09,101 [Sal screaming] 39 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:12,540 [dynamic melodic music] 40 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:23,290 [lightning crackling] 41 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,944 [air whooshing] 42 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:32,342 [light melodic music] 43 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:50,273 [Denea knocking on door] 44 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:52,319 - Eddy, Eddy, someone's at the door. 45 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:53,711 [bottles clinking] 46 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:55,539 - Probably just another bill collector. 47 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,062 - What are you talking about? 48 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:58,803 It might be a customer, come on, 49 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:00,283 try and look busy. [Eddy laughing] 50 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:03,678 [mellow melodic music] 51 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,211 [Denea knocking on door] 52 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,605 Ah, [clears throat] come in. 53 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:21,870 [light melodic music] 54 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:28,529 - Are you open for business? 55 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:32,097 - Business? Yeah, sure, sure, come on in, Miss, ah? 56 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:33,925 - Chambers, Denea Chambers. 57 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:35,840 - [Cort] It's a pleasure to meet you. 58 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,929 Let me introduce you to my partner, Eddy Colchide. 59 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:40,889 Eddy, we have company, this is Miss Denea Chambers, 60 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:42,760 she wants us to do a job for her. 61 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:45,154 [Eddy laughing] 62 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:47,417 You'll have to excuse Eddy, we just finished a tough job 63 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:49,593 and she's not fully recovered yet. 64 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:51,334 - My goodness. 65 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:54,772 [dynamic melodic music] 66 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:04,913 - She'll be alright in a couple of hours, won't you, Eddy? 67 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:06,131 [Eddy laughing] 68 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:08,438 Oh, she's got the constitution of a horse. 69 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:10,005 Now, what can we do for you? 70 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:13,791 - Well, I'm sure you've seen this. 71 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:15,750 - No, I haven't read a paper in weeks. 72 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,447 No, we've been on that big job. 73 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,105 Damn. 74 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:29,372 - It's all very tragic, except the part about the jewels. 75 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:30,982 - Jewels? 76 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:34,986 - Yes, it seems that the thing that was living in that cave 77 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:38,729 was wearing a necklace of unpolished stones 78 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:42,167 valued at over half a million dollars. 79 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:44,822 Now the theory is that this thing 80 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:46,433 was living in one of the caves 81 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:49,871 near the surface, like a hermit, 82 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:54,441 but I believe that it came from somewhere else, 83 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:57,139 somewhere deeper in the Earth, 84 00:05:58,227 --> 00:05:59,271 Reliar. 85 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:02,710 [dynamic melodic music] 86 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:26,298 You are familiar with the legend of the Reliar of course? 87 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:28,300 - Yeah, I spent 10 years of my life 88 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:29,650 looking for that fantasy. 89 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:32,348 - I know. 90 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,438 [soft melodic music] 91 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,746 - I thought I recognized you, 92 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:41,313 you're Daniel Chambers' little girl, right? 93 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:44,708 [laughs] Damn, I haven't seen you since you were that high. 94 00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:50,192 - [laughs] I remember, my father used to speak of you a lot. 95 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:53,064 - Well, that was a long time ago. 96 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:56,372 - Well, most of it was good. 97 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,897 - Yeah, it's been a long time, I still miss your old man. 98 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,421 - Thank you, we all miss him. 99 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:03,161 - He was one of the good guys. 100 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:05,947 What can we do for you? 101 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,905 - I propose an expedition, 102 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:12,344 an expedition to find the lost city of Reliar. 103 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:15,783 [dynamic melodic music] 104 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:32,843 - It doesn't exist, I've looked for it, 105 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:34,889 we've all looked for it, including your father. 106 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:37,413 - I'm well aware of my father's exploits 107 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:41,025 and just because something could not be found 20 years ago 108 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:43,637 does not mean it can't be found today. 109 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,377 - You've got a hell of a point there, Miss Chambers. 110 00:07:45,421 --> 00:07:46,988 - Call me Denea. 111 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:50,513 - Okay, Denea, I'll lay out our terms for a job like this. 112 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,950 Client pays all expenses upfront. 113 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:55,953 Eddy and I take a grand a week each, two-week minimum. 114 00:07:56,954 --> 00:08:00,175 We split the profits from anything we find 70/30, 115 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:01,785 30 for you, of course. 116 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:03,526 - My father was not exaggerating, 117 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,137 when he spoke of you, Mr. Eastman. 118 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:07,835 - Call me Cort. 119 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:10,402 - Okay, Cort, now I will tell you 120 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:13,188 what the deal will be on a job like this. 121 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:16,757 I'll pay all your expenses, that's fine. 122 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:21,109 You and Eddy will each get $200 a week. 123 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:24,504 You can have your two-week minimum, but you will earn it 124 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:27,942 and we will split everything we make 60/40, 125 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,292 you get the 40, of course. 126 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:32,773 - Yeah, but we've got high overhead here, I mean- 127 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:34,905 - That'll be the deal or there is no deal. 128 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:41,390 Now I've brought $3,000 129 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:43,784 to cover your fees and to purchase equipment, 130 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:46,917 if that's alright with you. 131 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,616 - [laughs] God, I gotta tell you one thing, 132 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,879 you sure as hell are your daddy's daughter. 133 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:57,188 [mellow melodic music] 134 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:13,683 - When can we begin? 135 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,206 - We just did. 136 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,774 It'll take me a couple of hours to gather some equipment 137 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:20,342 and we'll start the expedition proper in the morning. 138 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:22,779 But first I got to see a man about a map. 139 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,215 - A map? 140 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,000 - Yeah, it's kind of crazy, but I know this guy, 141 00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:28,219 whose got a map to the area we're interested in. 142 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:31,135 He's kind of touched in the head, but it's worth a shot. 143 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:33,355 Can you be back here by eight o'clock? 144 00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:34,182 - Certainly. 145 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,187 - [Cort] A map like that doesn't come cheap. 146 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,449 [door clicking open] 147 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:42,582 - I'm warning you, Mr. Eastman, 148 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:45,715 do not try to take advantage of me financially. 149 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:48,892 - No, I wouldn't try to take advantage of you financially. 150 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:52,983 - Good, I would hate to have to ruin you. 151 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:56,291 [dramatic melodic music] 152 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:15,397 - Hey, partner, we're back in business. 153 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:19,749 [dynamic melodic music] 154 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:28,802 [cicadas chirping] 155 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:33,633 [Cort knocking on door] 156 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:40,988 [door clicking open] 157 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:47,037 - Cort Eastman, Jesus Christ. 158 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,778 - It's been a long time, Bill. 159 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,301 - Real long, real long, yeah. 160 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:51,868 - How are you feeling? 161 00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:53,870 - Okay. 162 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,306 - Can we come in? 163 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,744 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come in. 164 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,231 [door thudding] 165 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:10,321 Cort, I can hardly believe it's you, you look great. 166 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:11,758 - Everybody misses you. 167 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,411 - They do? 168 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:16,806 Well, you know, I-I've been kind of busy. 169 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:19,853 - Yeah, I can see. 170 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,638 Still collecting those rock samples? 171 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,814 - Oh yeah, I'm still at it. 172 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:29,732 - Oh, Bill, this is ah, Miss Denea Chambers. 173 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:30,733 - Hi. 174 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,822 - Hi. - And you remember Eddy? 175 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:37,261 - Hi. 176 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:41,526 So, 177 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,747 what brings you all up here? 178 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:48,795 I haven't had any visitors up here since, 179 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,711 well, you know, Cort. 180 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:55,671 - I know, that's why we're here. 181 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:03,200 - You don't mean it, Cort, I mean, you-you wouldn't. 182 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,549 - I will, 183 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,900 I need help, your help. 184 00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:12,035 - Excuse me, I don't mean to sound stupid, 185 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:15,299 but what exactly are we talking about here? 186 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:19,303 - Bill here's a field geologist. 187 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:20,130 - [Denea] So? 188 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,786 - He was also a member of the Reichmann party. 189 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:27,268 - Yeah, the first party and the last. 190 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:34,144 Well, listen, this calls for a celebration, sit down. 191 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,842 Yeah, let's celebrate! 192 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,721 Yeah. 193 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,070 - I'll take one of those. - You want one? 194 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,332 [glasses clinking] 195 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,072 Okay, 196 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,249 [drink pouring] there's one for you, 197 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:55,644 and one for me, hoo hoo 198 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,647 and there is yours. 199 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:04,740 Okay, ah, here's to you. [chuckling] 200 00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:12,835 - Did you, [coughs] did you injure your leg in that party? 201 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:17,405 - Yeah, it was a hell of a party. [laughing] 202 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:18,972 [soft tense music] 203 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:22,192 You know that it's as, it's as fresh in my, 204 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:25,239 in my mind today as it was when it happened, 205 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,459 this won't let me forget. 206 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,289 - [Denea] I don't suppose you'd care 207 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,248 to let me in on all of this? 208 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,772 [Bill sighing] 209 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,601 - Well, it doesn't improve with the telling, 210 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:44,649 but I think you should know and you should think about it, 211 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:49,654 just think about it, before you all do something foolish. 212 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,876 See, it was just, just an ordinary, 213 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:57,445 an ordinary exploratory expedition. 214 00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:00,491 But it was the first expedition, 215 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:04,800 it was the first exploration of the cave. 216 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,890 - The ones that we're about to go into? 217 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,544 - The very same one. 218 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:12,373 - Bill, this was a long time ago. 219 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:16,768 - Maybe so, but that don't make it any less real. 220 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:20,903 Deep inside that cave, there were minerals 221 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:25,125 and precious stones lying everywhere. 222 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,910 We'd never seen anything like it, none of us, 223 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:31,740 none of us had seen anything like that. 224 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:34,395 But was it free, see, for the taking? 225 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:38,268 No, no, we had to pay the price. 226 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:42,272 - The melodrama is getting a little thick in here. 227 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,013 - [sighs] Ah, look, Bill, 228 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,841 can we get to the point of this thing? 229 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:50,715 - The point is that something or some things 230 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:56,417 down in that cave killed the entire Reichmann party, 231 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:57,897 everybody except me. 232 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:02,553 This leg is a blessing compared to what they got. 233 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:04,904 I'm the lucky one. 234 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:06,862 - I want the map. 235 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:12,999 - Sorry, Cort, sorry, you can't have it, nobody gets it. 236 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,437 [soft melodic music] 237 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,525 - Invest. 238 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,408 Don't pass up opportunity. 239 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,062 I want that map now. 240 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:35,891 - Come on, Bill, it's our necks, 241 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,849 you can't protect the whole world. 242 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,982 - She's right, besides, after this thing gets to light, 243 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:42,985 I mean, everybody's gonna be down there looking for it. 244 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:43,812 - Yeah? 245 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:50,688 - [Cort] Look, if we don't get it, somebody else will. 246 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:53,430 - Yeah? 247 00:15:57,695 --> 00:16:00,176 [cane tapping] 248 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:04,093 [map rustling] 249 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,878 [cane tapping] 250 00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,751 [cane clattering] 251 00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,928 [map rustling] 252 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,711 Here it is. 253 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:18,847 Reichmann drew this himself, every line is correct. 254 00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:22,242 It should be, it cost him his life 255 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,157 and it may cost you yours. 256 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,247 - I wouldn't bet on it. 257 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,900 - Just be careful, Cort, huh? 258 00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,902 Please, please be careful. 259 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,516 - I will, Eddy's the reckless one. 260 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,041 [map rustling] 261 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:50,009 [birds chirping] 262 00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,841 [car rumbling quietly] 263 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,588 [car door clicking open] 264 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:07,896 [car door thudding] 265 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:10,377 You sure act tough for a society dame. 266 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,034 - Yeah, well, I'm tough enough. 267 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:18,385 - We'll see. [Denea laughing] 268 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,168 Hey, Eddy, [hand tapping] 269 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,822 time to wake up. 270 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,914 [birds chirping] 271 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,048 - You look ready for action. 272 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,138 - Don't press your luck, sister. 273 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,792 - Here, have a cup of coffee, it'll make you feel better. 274 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:35,880 - Thanks. 275 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:42,974 [coffee sloshing] 276 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,019 Ah! 277 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,545 Want some? 278 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,070 - No, thanks, I already took a shower this morning. 279 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,074 [car rumbling quietly] 280 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,859 - Hey, great, here comes Paris, now we can get going. 281 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,872 [car doors clicking open] 282 00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,439 - Mr. Eastman, who are these people? 283 00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,528 - Hey, call me Cort, honey. 284 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,834 - Okay, Cort honey, who are these guys? 285 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,662 - Good morning, Mr. Eastman, 286 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:19,750 I hope we're not holding you up. 287 00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:21,012 [car door thudding] - No, no, 288 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,753 we're just having our first cup of coffee. 289 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:23,928 Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you 290 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,930 to another member of our expedition, 291 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,889 this is Miss Denina Chambers. 292 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,238 - Denea. - Denea? 293 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:30,848 She's financing this shindig. 294 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:34,896 - Oh, pleased to meet you, my name's Paris, Andrew Paris. 295 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,029 - And I'm Professor Artemis Strock. 296 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:42,295 [soft melodic music] - Hello. 297 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,340 - Forgive me for being inquisitive, Miss Chambers, 298 00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,777 but are you by any chance related 299 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,866 to Daniel Chambers, the paleontologist? 300 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,435 - Yes, he was my father. - Ah-huh. 301 00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:56,265 - How fortunate for us, I'm honored by your presence. 302 00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:01,052 - What exactly is it that you gentlemen do? 303 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,968 - Oh, I'm an intern archaeologist 304 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,796 at Miskatonic Institute, 305 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,972 Identification and Classification Division. 306 00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:10,061 - Yeah, that's right, when we find something, 307 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:12,194 that's the kid, that's gonna tell us what it is. 308 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,543 - Oh, I see. 309 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,197 - And Doc Strock there- 310 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,156 - Professor Strock. 311 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:19,984 - Sorry, doc, he's a mineralogist, 312 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,551 he'll tell us how much it's worth. 313 00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,074 - Oh, an appraiser. 314 00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:29,298 - Well, yes, yes, I am, in this particular case, yes. 315 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,347 - And this guy's cute too. 316 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,957 [Andrews laughs awkwardly] 317 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,219 [Eddy laughing] 318 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,352 - Is there anyone else I should know about? 319 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,354 - Just Pedro. 320 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,139 - [All] Pedro? 321 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,794 - Oh yeah, damn, I forgot about him. 322 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,274 [hand tapping] 323 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,493 [trunk clicking open] 324 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,756 Hey Pedro, come on, wake up. 325 00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,326 Come on, wake up, man. 326 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,462 - Oh, I think he needs some coffee. 327 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,812 - No, Senorita Eddy, I am up. 328 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,989 [bright Mexican music] 329 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:10,034 Buenos dias, Cort. 330 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,036 - Oh, Pedro here, he's gonna watch our cars, 331 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,603 while we're gone. 332 00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,953 - Si, si, Señor Cort. 333 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,825 - If we're not back in three days, 334 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,348 he'll hightail it over to the authorities. 335 00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,437 - If he doesn't steal our cars first. 336 00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:25,920 - No, Pedro's okay, he's been with us for years. 337 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,095 - Si. 338 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,750 I make my money the old-fashioned way. 339 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,969 - Yeah, he steals it. [laughing] 340 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,841 - Well, now that we all got a chance to know each other, 341 00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,451 can we get the hell out of here? 342 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,018 - Yes, my feelings exactly. 343 00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:38,976 - It's gonna be a long walk up to the caverns, 344 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,500 so let's get going. 345 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:45,026 [birds chirping] 346 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:57,995 [soft melodic music] 347 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:42,518 - Cort, I don't know about this cave. 348 00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,608 Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. 349 00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:47,001 - Hey, what are you talking about? 350 00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:49,525 This is better than sleeping on the damn street. 351 00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:51,135 - Yeah, but I feel like we're babysitting 352 00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:53,399 three special children, if you know what I mean 353 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:55,488 and taking them on a terminal field trip. 354 00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:58,099 - Come on, Eddy, the future couldn't be brighter, 355 00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:02,016 if it was embroidered in neon lights, huh? [laughing] 356 00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:04,540 - That's life, no matter which way you turn, 357 00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:07,587 fate always sticks a foot out to trip you. 358 00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:10,067 - Damn, you're bringing me down, partner. 359 00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:12,331 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 360 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:15,464 [soft melodic music] 361 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:34,222 - Oh! - Whoa! 362 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:35,005 Watch out. 363 00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:36,355 - Ah, I'm fine, I'm fine. 364 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:39,488 - Have you ever been on an expedition before? 365 00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:41,969 - No, but my father used to tell me 366 00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:44,711 all about his travels and his adventures. 367 00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:46,800 - Here you go, Professor Strock says 368 00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:49,063 he was quite a trailblazer, a real man of courage. 369 00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:52,545 - That sounds like the opening of a 10 cent novel. 370 00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:55,461 - What was he like? 371 00:22:56,853 --> 00:23:00,553 - He was okay, whenever he was around. 372 00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:05,601 He was a real quiet guy, he never really talked a lot, 373 00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:08,212 unless of course he was talking about himself, 374 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:10,171 in which case you could not shut him up. 375 00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:12,913 - You sound a little bitter. 376 00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:14,697 - Well, I don't mean to, I, 377 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:18,919 look, what my father did made him very happy, okay, 378 00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:20,834 happier than spending any time with his family 379 00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:23,880 could ever have made him, I mean, some people are like that. 380 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:27,449 I'm, I'm a little bit like that, I just, 381 00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:30,452 I just want to find a little of my own happiness, you know. 382 00:23:32,889 --> 00:23:33,673 - Well, 383 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:35,762 great. 384 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:39,113 [mellow melodic music] 385 00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:03,964 - This is the place, 386 00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:06,749 from here on, we deal strictly with the unknown. 387 00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:08,055 If you value your lives, 388 00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:09,448 you'll do exactly what I say when I tell you. 389 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,624 - And how will that save our lives? 390 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:14,801 - If you don't do what I say, I'll kill you. 391 00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:16,542 Hey, come on, kid, lighten up. 392 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:17,891 [Cort and Eddy laughing] 393 00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:19,980 I'm just looking out for your best interests. 394 00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:23,636 - Mr. Eastman, I am not paying you to threaten people. 395 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:25,289 - Oh, you're not paying us 396 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,596 to get eaten alive either, are you? 397 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,815 - What does she mean? 398 00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:32,949 - Something came out of this cave a few days ago, 399 00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:36,126 that wasn't human, it tore a kid's head clean off. 400 00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:37,911 I plan to keep mine where it is 401 00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:40,000 and help you keep yours in place at the same time, 402 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:42,437 that way you get true value for your dollar. 403 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,396 - The autopsy showed that the creature lived almost entirely 404 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:49,313 on a diet of night-blooming fungus and human flesh. 405 00:24:50,576 --> 00:24:52,142 - Cannibals? - That's right, honey, 406 00:24:52,186 --> 00:24:55,363 cannibals and as soon as they figure out how to skin you, 407 00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:57,496 you'll make a great snack. [laughing] 408 00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,759 - Don't worry, I've taken care of everything. 409 00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:01,761 - [Eddy] Oh, did you notify our next of kin? 410 00:25:01,804 --> 00:25:03,980 - Eddy, you ain't got no next of kin. 411 00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:06,548 - I was talking about the grand dame over here. 412 00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:09,986 - Hey, that's what adventure is all about, taking risk. 413 00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:12,815 If you want out, there's still time. 414 00:25:12,859 --> 00:25:15,601 - Not a chance, I paid for this party 415 00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:16,950 and I'm in all the way. 416 00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,126 - You're one tough-talking dame. 417 00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:20,823 [Eddy laughing] 418 00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:22,303 - Hey. 419 00:25:22,346 --> 00:25:24,435 [Denea laughing] 420 00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:30,006 [birds chirping] 421 00:25:37,753 --> 00:25:40,626 [soft tense music] 422 00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:44,978 - Oh, it's as black as caviar in here. 423 00:25:46,196 --> 00:25:49,286 - "It's as black as caviar in here." 424 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:52,463 [soft melodic music] 425 00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:05,433 [map rustling] 426 00:26:05,476 --> 00:26:08,567 [soft melodic music] 427 00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:05,798 - Eddy, why don't you drop one here? 428 00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:11,499 - Why are you doing that? 429 00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:13,806 - I left my bag of breadcrumbs in the car. 430 00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:17,766 - You see, this will come in handy, 431 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:20,508 when we want to find our way out of here. 432 00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:23,467 - You mean we might actually get out of here alive? 433 00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:26,209 - Alive and rich, I hope. 434 00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:29,909 - Alright, people let's move it out. 435 00:27:29,952 --> 00:27:32,346 A few more miles and we can take a break. 436 00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:33,173 Come on. 437 00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:42,008 - A prehistoric cave drawing. 438 00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:44,924 [soft tense music] 439 00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:11,080 [horn blowing softly] 440 00:28:11,124 --> 00:28:13,474 - Hey, somebody's playing a sax. 441 00:28:15,302 --> 00:28:16,869 - It's probably just the wind 442 00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:18,479 whistling through these tunnels. 443 00:28:18,522 --> 00:28:21,351 - Maybe, we're pretty deep into this mountain. 444 00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:24,485 [horn blowing softly] - What do you think, guana? 445 00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:28,576 - Sounds like a horn alright, what kind I'm not sure. 446 00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:30,970 - Hey, remember those natives in New Guinea? 447 00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:32,623 They had a horn like that. 448 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,887 - We're a hell of a long ways from New Guinea now, partner. 449 00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:37,846 - Yeah, if we move, we might get there by morning. 450 00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:42,590 - Which direction is that sound coming from? 451 00:28:45,811 --> 00:28:49,249 And which direction are we going to walk? 452 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,211 [horn blowing softly] Okay. 453 00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:56,386 - Listen. 454 00:28:56,430 --> 00:28:59,781 [soft tense music] 455 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:00,869 It's stopped. 456 00:29:03,002 --> 00:29:05,613 - As I said, it's just the wind. 457 00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:07,746 - Yeah, let's hope so. 458 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,010 Come on, 30 more minutes and we take a break. 459 00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:13,316 - Slave driver. 460 00:29:16,711 --> 00:29:17,756 - [Andrew] Professor. 461 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:18,974 - [Artemis] Yes? 462 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:20,889 - Professor, you're the mineralogist, 463 00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:22,891 isn't this feldspar? 464 00:29:22,935 --> 00:29:23,936 - No. 465 00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:24,980 - What is it? 466 00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:27,766 - A rock. 467 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:32,901 [rock thudding to ground] 468 00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:35,730 - This looks like as good a place as any 469 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,340 to bed down for the night. 470 00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:39,168 - [Eddy] Better than some I've seen. 471 00:29:41,431 --> 00:29:44,565 [objects clattering] 472 00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:56,229 - Ah. 473 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:05,847 - Ah, boy, am I beat. 474 00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:10,634 [Artemis exhaling heavily] 475 00:30:10,678 --> 00:30:14,508 Is it gonna stay cold like this all the way through? 476 00:30:14,551 --> 00:30:16,292 - Well, the absence of sunlight 477 00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:18,512 does have a degenerative effect on temperature. 478 00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:19,861 On the other hand, theoretically speaking, 479 00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:22,037 the sediment topography and the close confines 480 00:30:22,081 --> 00:30:23,734 should keep us well-insulated. 481 00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:26,868 - What does that mean? 482 00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:28,827 - Oh, not to worry, Miss Chambers, 483 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,394 I doubt it'll get any colder than it is right now. 484 00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:33,135 - Well, that's just fucking great. 485 00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:35,834 It's colder than Cort's feet in here now. 486 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,490 [water dripping] 487 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,887 - Is that all you brought? 488 00:30:47,236 --> 00:30:49,543 - Hey, I like to travel light, honey. 489 00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:51,110 - Yeah, moonshine light. 490 00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,807 [both laughing] 491 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,243 - Don't forget my vitamins. 492 00:30:56,332 --> 00:30:58,291 [match striking] 493 00:30:58,334 --> 00:31:00,336 - Well, this Sterno should keep us warm. 494 00:31:02,512 --> 00:31:04,688 - Would anybody mind if I investigated 495 00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:07,126 some of the walls in these nearby caves? 496 00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:09,345 - Why do you want to do that? 497 00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:12,044 - Oh, I am a mineralogist. 498 00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:16,309 - Okay, doc, but stick close by and take my flashlight. 499 00:31:17,963 --> 00:31:22,837 - But I doubt very much if I could see without one of these. 500 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,708 - Be careful, Professor. 501 00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:29,844 - Yes, maybe I, ah, maybe I can find some pet rocks. 502 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,412 [both laughing] 503 00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:35,023 - Yeah, bring me back a big one, doc. 504 00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:36,024 - Professor. 505 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,113 Professor. 506 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,030 - That guy's a nut. 507 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,556 If ever I saw 15 miles of rock that looked the same, 508 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,514 this is it. 509 00:31:48,732 --> 00:31:49,908 - Amen to that. 510 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,002 - Oh boy, this stuff doesn't even need ice. 511 00:31:58,090 --> 00:31:59,482 - Well, give it back, partner, 512 00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:01,702 let's drink it on the rocks anyway, huh? 513 00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:03,051 [both laughing] 514 00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:12,669 [Cort laughing] 515 00:32:12,713 --> 00:32:14,541 [Denea laughing] 516 00:32:14,584 --> 00:32:15,759 - What? 517 00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:17,544 - What the hell is that thing? 518 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,939 - I'm taking notes. 519 00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:27,510 - Kid's all lit up and he hasn't had a drink yet. 520 00:32:27,554 --> 00:32:30,122 [both laughing] 521 00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:40,915 [soft melodic music] 522 00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:50,490 - Reliar. 523 00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,928 We must be getting nearer. 524 00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:58,889 ♪ Up in the air, Junior Birdman ♪ 525 00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:01,849 ♪ Up in the air and let's fly 526 00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:04,591 ♪ Up in the air, Junior Birdman ♪ 527 00:33:04,634 --> 00:33:07,637 ♪ Get your wings up in the sky, up in the sky ♪ 528 00:33:07,681 --> 00:33:10,858 [mellow dramatic music] 529 00:33:33,837 --> 00:33:37,319 [horn blowing softly] 530 00:33:37,363 --> 00:33:40,801 [mellow dramatic music] 531 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:59,167 [cave creatures growling softly] 532 00:34:01,474 --> 00:34:04,912 [mellow dramatic music] 533 00:34:10,483 --> 00:34:11,919 - No, wait, wait, wait! [Cave Bunny shrieking] 534 00:34:11,962 --> 00:34:14,617 Wait, no, no, I'm a friend, I don't want to hurt you. 535 00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:15,879 No, please. - Oh, oh! 536 00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:17,794 - Don't be afraid, no, I want to help you. 537 00:34:17,838 --> 00:34:20,275 No, no, please, don't be afraid, don't be afraid. 538 00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:24,018 ♪ When you hear the great announcement ♪ 539 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,847 ♪ You know you've earned your wings of tin, of tin ♪ 540 00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:30,285 ♪ Then you know that Junior Birdman ♪ 541 00:34:30,329 --> 00:34:33,332 ♪ It's time to send your box tops in ♪ 542 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,681 [Cave Bunny screeching loudly] - What the hell was that? 543 00:34:34,724 --> 00:34:36,335 [Denea gasping] 544 00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:38,946 - It sure as hell wasn't the wind whistling down the tunnel. 545 00:34:38,989 --> 00:34:40,165 Kid, you know how to use one of these? 546 00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:41,427 - Oh, I have a gun, I have a gun, 547 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:42,819 I've got a gun, wait, wait. 548 00:34:42,863 --> 00:34:44,212 Okay, I've got it, I've got it. 549 00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:47,302 - Easy, easy, easy, get the flashlight. 550 00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:48,695 Come on. 551 00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:51,741 [footsteps running] 552 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,354 - Please, where is it? 553 00:34:55,397 --> 00:34:57,269 You must know how close we are. 554 00:34:57,312 --> 00:34:59,358 Now answer me, damn you! [hand slapping] 555 00:34:59,401 --> 00:35:03,144 - Hey, doc, what the hell's going on here, huh? 556 00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:06,191 - She was hysterical, I was trying to calm her down. 557 00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:08,106 I wanted to find out who she was. 558 00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:10,238 - Maybe she's one of them cannibals. 559 00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:12,197 - She doesn't look like a cannibal. 560 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:15,025 - Yeah, well, she doesn't look anorexic either. 561 00:35:17,985 --> 00:35:21,206 - One thing's for sure, something scared her big time. 562 00:35:21,989 --> 00:35:24,383 [horn blowing softly] 563 00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:26,167 [soft tense music] 564 00:35:26,211 --> 00:35:28,169 - Yeah and whatever the hell it is, it's still here. 565 00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:30,389 Let's get back to our stuff. - Good idea. 566 00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:32,478 - Come with us, child. 567 00:35:32,521 --> 00:35:33,305 - Uh! 568 00:35:34,915 --> 00:35:36,917 - Oh, why don't you slap her again, Strock? 569 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,005 I think she likes it. 570 00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:44,838 - We're not gonna hurt you, we're here to protect you. 571 00:35:46,405 --> 00:35:47,841 - Come on, let's ditch her. 572 00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:51,932 - She'll come with us. 573 00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:54,761 - Okay, kid, but she's your responsibility, we're splitting. 574 00:35:57,938 --> 00:35:58,721 - Come on. 575 00:36:03,813 --> 00:36:04,597 Come on. 576 00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:08,992 [footsteps running] 577 00:36:09,036 --> 00:36:12,866 [cave creatures growling softly] 578 00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:20,439 - [Cort] Let's haul it, people! 579 00:36:20,482 --> 00:36:21,483 - Come on! 580 00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:26,227 - Come on, let's pack this gear and get the hell outta here. 581 00:36:26,271 --> 00:36:28,490 - Mr. Eastman, what do you think that sound is? 582 00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:30,231 - Two bits says it's a bunch of those mutant 583 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:31,885 cannibal bastards that we read about. 584 00:36:31,928 --> 00:36:33,103 - If it is what are we gonna do? 585 00:36:33,147 --> 00:36:35,323 - There's no reason to panic. 586 00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:37,891 There are six of us and we do have weapons. 587 00:36:37,934 --> 00:36:40,894 - Doc's right, I thought you were tough, Chambers. 588 00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:43,201 - Tough, not stupid. 589 00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:45,681 [cave creatures growling softly] 590 00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:48,336 - Ah, shit, guess who's coming to dinner. 591 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:52,514 [mellow melodic music] 592 00:37:00,957 --> 00:37:03,133 Hey, guys, what's happening? 593 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:11,794 - Maybe, maybe we should try to communicate with them. 594 00:37:14,144 --> 00:37:15,015 Hello. 595 00:37:15,058 --> 00:37:16,277 [cave creatures growling] 596 00:37:16,321 --> 00:37:18,975 [guns firing] 597 00:37:27,201 --> 00:37:29,247 - Now that's communication. 598 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,031 - Sure as hell is. 599 00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:32,728 - Idiots. 600 00:37:32,772 --> 00:37:34,730 How do we know they meant to harm us? 601 00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:36,732 - What the hell are you talking about, doc? 602 00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:38,865 They looked at us like we were a supermarket. 603 00:37:38,908 --> 00:37:39,866 - LA Platter. - Smorgasbord. 604 00:37:39,909 --> 00:37:41,868 - Champagne brunch. 605 00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:44,305 - Probably just as frightened as we were. 606 00:37:49,702 --> 00:37:52,792 - Lucky for us, they weren't armed. [sniffing] 607 00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:54,359 What's that smell? 608 00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:56,926 You got a scientific explanation for this? 609 00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:03,106 [Cort laughing] 610 00:38:03,150 --> 00:38:06,936 [light melodic music] 611 00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:08,373 Oh yeah, doc, 612 00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:10,984 I think this little expedition paid off real fine. 613 00:38:14,074 --> 00:38:17,947 Here, this ought to pay for a couple of backpacks. 614 00:38:17,991 --> 00:38:19,732 Reload those guns. - My goodness. 615 00:38:20,820 --> 00:38:21,821 [horn blowing softly] - The horn. 616 00:38:21,864 --> 00:38:23,562 I think we ought to get outta here. 617 00:38:23,605 --> 00:38:25,041 - [Cort] That sounds like they're regrouping. 618 00:38:25,085 --> 00:38:26,869 - They're probably coming back to avenge their friend. 619 00:38:26,913 --> 00:38:28,610 - What with, reinforcements? 620 00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:30,699 - Maybe a whole Goddamn army of them things. 621 00:38:30,743 --> 00:38:32,484 - Wait a minute, where's the girl? 622 00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:34,312 She had to have gone this way. 623 00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:36,531 - [Eddy] Cort, what are we gonna do? 624 00:38:36,575 --> 00:38:38,359 - I think we ought to follow the little lady, 625 00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:40,448 it looked like she knew where she was going. 626 00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:43,669 [mellow dramatic music] [cave creatures growling] 627 00:38:43,712 --> 00:38:46,280 [guns firing] 628 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,935 [empty gun clicking] - Oh! 629 00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:50,850 [Denea screaming] 630 00:38:50,893 --> 00:38:53,069 [all scuffling] 631 00:38:53,113 --> 00:38:54,157 Let me go! [empty gun clicking] 632 00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:55,289 [blow thudding] 633 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,986 - What the hell's the matter with you? 634 00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:59,641 I'm trying to be your friend, you tub of shit! 635 00:38:59,685 --> 00:39:01,339 - Oh, let me go! 636 00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:06,256 [mellow dramatic music] [all scuffling] 637 00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:08,041 - Get off of him! 638 00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:10,652 - You snag my sweater, I'll kill you. 639 00:39:11,871 --> 00:39:14,917 [both thudding to ground] Let me go! 640 00:39:14,961 --> 00:39:16,876 [mellow dramatic music] 641 00:39:16,919 --> 00:39:20,793 - [Eddy] You slimy, mutated fusspot, you! 642 00:39:20,836 --> 00:39:23,404 [all scuffling] 643 00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:26,929 [blow thudding] - Uh! 644 00:39:30,063 --> 00:39:32,457 [empty gun clicking] 645 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,632 [blow thudding] 646 00:39:33,675 --> 00:39:35,503 [cave creature thudding to ground] 647 00:39:35,547 --> 00:39:38,637 [cave creature mewling softly] 648 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:39,638 - [Eddy] Yeah! 649 00:39:39,681 --> 00:39:40,987 [blow thudding] 650 00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:45,470 [mellow dramatic music] [all scuffling] 651 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:46,949 - Light. 652 00:39:46,993 --> 00:39:49,909 Use the light, they can't stand the light! 653 00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:52,520 [all scuffling] 654 00:39:56,829 --> 00:40:00,049 [cave creature mewling] 655 00:40:00,093 --> 00:40:00,920 Go, go, go! 656 00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:01,877 [kick thudding] 657 00:40:01,921 --> 00:40:05,446 [cave creatures mewling] 658 00:40:09,885 --> 00:40:10,886 - Professor. 659 00:40:12,714 --> 00:40:13,976 [Artemis groaning] 660 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:16,370 Professor, are you alright? 661 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:19,286 [soft tense music] 662 00:40:22,811 --> 00:40:24,770 - Thanks for the hand, kid. 663 00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:27,468 Hey. 664 00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:28,426 Hey, you too. 665 00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:33,779 - Where's Denea? 666 00:40:33,822 --> 00:40:36,695 [soft tense music] 667 00:40:36,738 --> 00:40:39,785 - Don't know, they must've taken her. 668 00:40:39,828 --> 00:40:41,787 - Taken her, sure, but where? 669 00:40:41,830 --> 00:40:43,005 - I bet she knows. 670 00:40:44,398 --> 00:40:46,661 - Honey, let's go, take us to where they got her. 671 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,752 - Look, Mr. Eastman, I realize this is a terrible thing, 672 00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:52,275 but we've got to resign ourselves 673 00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:53,755 to the fact that she's dead. 674 00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:55,148 Now trying to rescue a corpse 675 00:40:55,191 --> 00:40:57,193 is only going to endanger all of us. 676 00:40:57,237 --> 00:40:59,413 - I'm afraid I don't agree with you, doc. 677 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:02,372 The lady paid for this outing and if she's still alive, 678 00:41:02,416 --> 00:41:03,765 I plan to get her back. 679 00:41:03,809 --> 00:41:05,898 - What's the matter, Strock, wimping out? 680 00:41:05,941 --> 00:41:08,466 - I am just trying to be sensible. 681 00:41:08,509 --> 00:41:10,598 After all, I was the one who tried to communicate with them, 682 00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:13,035 but oh no, no, you made it all impossible. 683 00:41:13,079 --> 00:41:14,950 - [laughs] Well guess what, doc, 684 00:41:14,994 --> 00:41:17,562 you're gonna get a second chance. 685 00:41:17,605 --> 00:41:18,911 - I say let's give it a shot. 686 00:41:18,954 --> 00:41:21,174 [Artemis groaning] 687 00:41:22,392 --> 00:41:23,742 - Okay, honey. 688 00:41:23,785 --> 00:41:26,309 Ah, uh, where are they? - Oh, uh! 689 00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:29,008 - Come on, sister, we ain't got all day. 690 00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:30,749 - No, no, let me. 691 00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:32,011 Which way? 692 00:41:32,054 --> 00:41:34,970 [soft tense music] 693 00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:37,451 It's that way. 694 00:41:38,365 --> 00:41:39,671 - Okay, folks, let's move out 695 00:41:39,714 --> 00:41:41,934 and keep those guns cocked and locked. 696 00:41:41,977 --> 00:41:46,025 - Forget the guns, the battle's gonna be won with these. 697 00:41:48,244 --> 00:41:51,639 [mellow dramatic music] 698 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:54,773 [Denea screaming] 699 00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:55,817 - Let me go! 700 00:41:56,905 --> 00:42:01,257 Let me go! [screaming] 701 00:42:04,739 --> 00:42:05,523 Let me go! 702 00:42:06,393 --> 00:42:08,961 [rope creaking] 703 00:42:18,710 --> 00:42:20,581 - It's getting warm in here. 704 00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:21,930 - No argument there. 705 00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:25,368 - We're making a slow descent into the Earth. 706 00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:26,761 I think as we go deeper, 707 00:42:26,805 --> 00:42:28,546 I'm afraid is gonna get even hotter. 708 00:42:29,459 --> 00:42:30,765 - Yeah, well, let's just hope 709 00:42:30,809 --> 00:42:32,898 we don't wind up in a Crockpot. 710 00:42:33,986 --> 00:42:35,944 - Now who's wimping out? 711 00:42:35,988 --> 00:42:37,467 - I was just joking, doc, 712 00:42:37,511 --> 00:42:42,298 trying to ease the suspense for you. [laughs] 713 00:42:42,342 --> 00:42:43,952 - She grew up in a tough neighborhood. 714 00:42:43,996 --> 00:42:45,780 You know something, what is this? 715 00:42:45,824 --> 00:42:46,738 - What? 716 00:42:46,781 --> 00:42:48,348 - This smells like her perfume. 717 00:42:48,391 --> 00:42:50,393 - Oh, come off it. - Really, try it. 718 00:42:52,657 --> 00:42:54,006 Maybe you know it? 719 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,357 - [coughs] That's it. 720 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,619 - Go, go. 721 00:43:01,448 --> 00:43:03,885 - [screams] Leave me alone! 722 00:43:03,929 --> 00:43:06,409 Oh, where are you taking me? 723 00:43:06,453 --> 00:43:07,759 [mellow upbeat music] 724 00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:10,022 Please, Oh, my God! 725 00:43:10,065 --> 00:43:12,198 What are you gonna do to me? 726 00:43:12,241 --> 00:43:15,767 [Denea screaming] 727 00:43:15,810 --> 00:43:17,812 Keep your hands off of me, what are you gonna, 728 00:43:17,856 --> 00:43:20,075 alright now, everybody just calm down. 729 00:43:20,119 --> 00:43:22,861 Just calm down, calm down, oh, my God! 730 00:43:22,904 --> 00:43:24,950 [Denea screaming] 731 00:43:24,993 --> 00:43:28,693 [mellow upbeat music] 732 00:43:28,736 --> 00:43:29,563 No, no! 733 00:43:31,478 --> 00:43:34,263 [Denea screaming] 734 00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:42,228 [soft melodic music] 735 00:43:42,271 --> 00:43:45,057 - Oh! [gasping] 736 00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:47,059 - From the looks of her, we must be getting close. 737 00:43:47,102 --> 00:43:49,452 Better turn off the flashlights. 738 00:43:49,496 --> 00:43:51,629 - All of these caves have a strange illumination 739 00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:54,806 of their own, we shouldn't have any trouble finding our way. 740 00:43:54,849 --> 00:43:57,939 - It's this fungus, it seems to give off a strange glow. 741 00:43:57,983 --> 00:44:00,202 - Yeah, I've seen something like this in a gym locker once. 742 00:44:00,246 --> 00:44:03,684 - Hey, quiet down, all of you, we've got to sneak in there, 743 00:44:03,728 --> 00:44:05,468 so let's take it nice and slow. 744 00:44:05,512 --> 00:44:07,383 First we'll hit them with the flashlights 745 00:44:07,427 --> 00:44:08,733 and only shoot, if necessary. 746 00:44:08,776 --> 00:44:10,865 - Only shoot, if necessary? 747 00:44:10,909 --> 00:44:13,346 I'm staying here, I'm too old for this sort of thing. 748 00:44:13,389 --> 00:44:15,740 - Never too old to be a blue plate special. 749 00:44:16,828 --> 00:44:19,091 - Doc, you be ready to haul ass. 750 00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:23,922 - Let me rest. 751 00:44:32,321 --> 00:44:33,932 - This must be the place. 752 00:44:33,975 --> 00:44:36,848 - [Eddy] What makes you think that? 753 00:44:36,891 --> 00:44:38,501 - Stop hanging out there. 754 00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:46,074 - [Denea] Oh, oh, God, help, get me off of this! [screams] 755 00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:48,773 - Well, at least she's still alive. 756 00:44:48,816 --> 00:44:51,993 [mellow upbeat music] 757 00:44:52,864 --> 00:44:53,995 - Oh, oh, oh! 758 00:44:56,868 --> 00:44:58,260 - I think we got here just in time, 759 00:44:58,304 --> 00:44:59,740 they're making a barbecue. 760 00:44:59,784 --> 00:45:01,350 - Somehow I get the feeling 761 00:45:01,394 --> 00:45:03,962 this is not the first time they've done this. 762 00:45:04,005 --> 00:45:06,442 [soup bubbling] 763 00:45:06,486 --> 00:45:09,750 [mellow melodic music] 764 00:45:16,931 --> 00:45:20,369 - Please stop. [wailing] 765 00:45:20,413 --> 00:45:21,196 Please. 766 00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:25,940 Hey, watch it, buddy. 767 00:45:25,984 --> 00:45:26,898 [hand slapping] 768 00:45:26,941 --> 00:45:30,858 [shrieking] Oh no, stop, stop! 769 00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:33,382 Oh, no! 770 00:45:35,384 --> 00:45:38,736 [mellow melodic music] 771 00:45:40,781 --> 00:45:42,087 - You guys know what to do? 772 00:45:42,130 --> 00:45:44,742 - Make these guys see the light. 773 00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:45,743 - Oh, boy. 774 00:45:45,786 --> 00:45:47,266 - What's eating you, kid? 775 00:45:47,309 --> 00:45:49,572 - This could be what's left of an entire species, 776 00:45:49,616 --> 00:45:51,792 we can't just run in there and blow these people away. 777 00:45:51,836 --> 00:45:55,056 - They ain't people, they're monsters and don't forget it. 778 00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:57,406 Now let's get in there and kick some ass. 779 00:45:57,450 --> 00:45:58,886 [Denea shrieking] 780 00:45:58,930 --> 00:46:02,803 - Oh, my God, is this about your friend's necklace? 781 00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:05,806 Oh, 'cause it's in my bag honestly, I don't, oh, my God! 782 00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:10,550 I bet that I'm very tough, you won't like the way I taste. 783 00:46:10,593 --> 00:46:14,075 Oh, you bastards, you won't get away with this! 784 00:46:14,119 --> 00:46:16,034 [guns cocking] 785 00:46:16,077 --> 00:46:18,036 - You heard the lady, let's go! 786 00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:22,736 [all roaring loudly] [mellow dramatic music] 787 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:25,608 [cave creatures mewling] 788 00:46:25,652 --> 00:46:27,872 - Thank God you're here. 789 00:46:27,915 --> 00:46:29,830 Oh, oh, thank you. 790 00:46:29,874 --> 00:46:31,266 God, it's hot. 791 00:46:31,919 --> 00:46:33,399 - Hang on, girl. - Alright? 792 00:46:33,442 --> 00:46:36,010 - Okay, roll out, easy, easy. - Oh, oh! 793 00:46:36,881 --> 00:46:38,970 Oh, thank you, Mr. Eastman. 794 00:46:39,013 --> 00:46:41,450 God, I'm glad you're here, I feel like I lost 15 pounds. 795 00:46:41,494 --> 00:46:43,409 - No, you didn't, sweetheart, they're right behind you. 796 00:46:43,452 --> 00:46:44,714 - Come on, let's beat it! 797 00:46:44,758 --> 00:46:45,846 Get dressed. - Oh! 798 00:46:45,890 --> 00:46:47,152 - Eddy, let's get the doc and the dame 799 00:46:47,195 --> 00:46:48,806 and get the hell out of here. 800 00:46:48,849 --> 00:46:50,546 - Let's go! - Okay. 801 00:46:50,590 --> 00:46:53,898 [mellow dramatic music] 802 00:46:53,941 --> 00:46:55,943 [footsteps running] 803 00:46:55,987 --> 00:46:57,858 Wait, wait, wait! 804 00:46:57,902 --> 00:46:58,946 Oh, God! 805 00:46:58,990 --> 00:46:59,947 - Come on. 806 00:47:01,993 --> 00:47:03,995 - Come on, move ass! 807 00:47:04,038 --> 00:47:07,737 [cave creatures growling softly] 808 00:47:07,781 --> 00:47:09,435 - If I just, alright. 809 00:47:14,396 --> 00:47:17,835 [mellow dramatic music] 810 00:47:20,794 --> 00:47:22,883 [cave creatures growling softly] 811 00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:24,102 - Doc! - Haul ass professor! 812 00:47:24,145 --> 00:47:25,973 Pack your pet rocks, we gotta go! 813 00:47:26,017 --> 00:47:27,801 - What's happening? 814 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:30,412 - You don't wanna know. - Oh. 815 00:47:30,456 --> 00:47:33,851 [mellow dramatic music] 816 00:47:44,339 --> 00:47:45,471 - [Cort] Oh, shit, my light. 817 00:47:45,514 --> 00:47:46,864 - [Eddy] Mine too! 818 00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:49,388 - [Andrew] Oh, damn, our batteries must be affected 819 00:47:49,431 --> 00:47:50,998 by the high iron content of these walls. 820 00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:53,609 - [Artemis] I would suggest you get ready to start shooting. 821 00:47:53,653 --> 00:47:54,959 - [Eddy] What's the matter, Strock? 822 00:47:55,002 --> 00:47:56,612 I thought you wanted to chat with these guys. 823 00:47:56,656 --> 00:47:57,918 - [Cort] They can't talk with their mouths full. 824 00:47:57,962 --> 00:48:00,834 - Damn straight! - Oh, my God! 825 00:48:01,226 --> 00:48:02,923 - [Denea] Hey, wait for me! 826 00:48:02,967 --> 00:48:04,664 - [Andrew] Come on! 827 00:48:04,707 --> 00:48:08,059 [cave creatures growling] 828 00:48:15,370 --> 00:48:17,329 - I sure hope to hell you know where you're going, honey. 829 00:48:17,372 --> 00:48:18,678 - That makes five of us. 830 00:48:18,721 --> 00:48:20,419 - Look, there's a light up there! 831 00:48:20,462 --> 00:48:22,377 - Great, now maybe we can get out of here. 832 00:48:25,337 --> 00:48:28,775 [mellow dramatic music] 833 00:48:31,996 --> 00:48:34,737 - All this light, doc. - I like having a partner. 834 00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:35,956 [laser beam whooshing] 835 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,915 - [Eddy] What the hell's that? 836 00:48:39,655 --> 00:48:42,876 [all shrieking] 837 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,357 [Denea screaming] 838 00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:49,448 [laser beam whooshing] 839 00:48:49,491 --> 00:48:51,972 [all shrieking] - Okay, watch it! 840 00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:53,843 [laser beam whooshing] - Do something! 841 00:48:53,887 --> 00:48:55,845 - Damn it, I'm doing it! [laser beam whooshing] 842 00:48:55,889 --> 00:48:57,151 [blows thudding] 843 00:48:57,195 --> 00:49:00,502 [laser beam whooshing] 844 00:49:01,547 --> 00:49:03,984 - Get away from it! 845 00:49:04,028 --> 00:49:05,377 - Damn! 846 00:49:05,420 --> 00:49:07,945 - [Andrew] Get away from him! 847 00:49:07,988 --> 00:49:09,947 - Damn, get my arm out! [laser beam whooshing] 848 00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:12,601 Get my arm out, oh! [laser beam whooshing] 849 00:49:12,645 --> 00:49:14,342 Move it! [laser beam whooshing] 850 00:49:14,386 --> 00:49:17,998 [cave creature mewling] 851 00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:19,826 [mellow dramatic music] 852 00:49:19,869 --> 00:49:21,784 [laser beam whooshing] 853 00:49:21,828 --> 00:49:23,134 [kick thudding] [laser beam whooshing] 854 00:49:23,177 --> 00:49:24,396 [kick thudding] 855 00:49:24,439 --> 00:49:26,311 [cave creature mewling] 856 00:49:26,354 --> 00:49:29,053 - [Denea] Oh, God, oh Eddy! 857 00:49:30,489 --> 00:49:31,881 [blow thudding] 858 00:49:31,925 --> 00:49:34,406 [laser beam whooshing] [Andrew thudding to ground] 859 00:49:35,885 --> 00:49:38,453 [blows thudding] 860 00:49:38,497 --> 00:49:40,107 [laser beam whooshing] [Denea screaming] 861 00:49:40,151 --> 00:49:42,936 [laser beam whooshing] [mellow dramatic music] 862 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,112 [blow thudding] 863 00:49:46,331 --> 00:49:47,767 - We're doing it! 864 00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:49,725 [blow thudding] [Cort thudding to ground] 865 00:49:50,509 --> 00:49:55,514 [mellow dramatic music] [laser beam whooshing] 866 00:49:56,906 --> 00:50:00,780 [laser beam whooshing] 867 00:50:00,823 --> 00:50:04,001 [electricity crackling] 868 00:50:13,358 --> 00:50:15,012 [Denea laughing] 869 00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:21,061 - Yes, yes! [both laughing] 870 00:50:21,105 --> 00:50:22,410 I got him! 871 00:50:22,454 --> 00:50:24,630 - Quick thinking, Miss Chambers. 872 00:50:24,673 --> 00:50:27,372 [Denea laughing] 873 00:50:30,418 --> 00:50:33,117 [water dripping] 874 00:50:36,859 --> 00:50:38,905 - Yeah, quick thinking. 875 00:50:38,948 --> 00:50:40,733 - I saved your life. 876 00:50:40,776 --> 00:50:41,995 - Hey, what are you talking about? 877 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,953 I was about ready to roll out of its way. 878 00:50:43,997 --> 00:50:45,433 [Eddy and Denea laughing] - It was about to turn you 879 00:50:45,477 --> 00:50:46,826 into a baked ham. - Come on, 880 00:50:46,869 --> 00:50:48,088 it's all in the reflexes. 881 00:50:48,132 --> 00:50:49,698 - While you two are arguing, 882 00:50:49,742 --> 00:50:52,527 do you have any idea what you're arguing about? 883 00:50:52,571 --> 00:50:54,834 Aren't you interested in this thing that attacked us? 884 00:50:54,877 --> 00:50:57,054 - Well, hell, doc, it's just a robot. 885 00:50:57,097 --> 00:50:59,056 - Robots are indigenous to this area? 886 00:50:59,099 --> 00:51:01,319 - You got a point there, doc. 887 00:51:01,362 --> 00:51:03,930 - Superior design. - Hm. 888 00:51:03,973 --> 00:51:05,714 - I don't recognize this alloy, 889 00:51:05,758 --> 00:51:07,847 there's nothing like this in existence 890 00:51:07,890 --> 00:51:09,327 on Earth to my knowledge. 891 00:51:09,370 --> 00:51:11,329 - Well, you must've skipped a class in school, kid, 892 00:51:11,372 --> 00:51:12,678 'cause there it stands. 893 00:51:12,721 --> 00:51:15,246 - Now your statement presumes that this machine 894 00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:17,117 was made on Earth, Mr. Eastman. 895 00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:19,206 - You-you mean this could be from? 896 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:20,990 - [Artemis] Anywhere. 897 00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:24,820 - Come on, doc. [laughing] 898 00:51:27,649 --> 00:51:30,304 - Hey, where's the girl? 899 00:51:30,348 --> 00:51:32,915 - [Eddy] She split down the end of the cave. 900 00:51:32,959 --> 00:51:35,570 - You certainly are interested in that savage. 901 00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:39,574 - I know someone, who's jealous. [laughing] 902 00:51:39,618 --> 00:51:42,925 - My interests are purely scientific, I assure you. 903 00:51:42,969 --> 00:51:45,493 - I don't care, you know, I was just, 904 00:51:45,537 --> 00:51:47,930 it doesn't even matter. [laughs awkwardly] 905 00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:50,063 - Listen, when you two are done lying to each other, 906 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:51,630 could you help us figure out 907 00:51:51,673 --> 00:51:53,066 how to get the hell out of here maybe? 908 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:56,025 - Get out, when we're so close to our goal? 909 00:52:03,859 --> 00:52:06,079 - [Eddy] What are you talking about now, doc? 910 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:09,909 [light melodic music] 911 00:52:09,952 --> 00:52:10,997 - Reliar. 912 00:52:11,911 --> 00:52:14,174 - Would somebody mind telling me 913 00:52:14,218 --> 00:52:16,698 what all this Reliar crap is about? 914 00:52:17,482 --> 00:52:20,615 - Oh, it's a, it's a myth a legend, 915 00:52:20,659 --> 00:52:21,964 like the Lost City of Atlantis. 916 00:52:22,008 --> 00:52:25,142 - Except under the ground, not under the ocean. 917 00:52:25,185 --> 00:52:27,187 - Yeah, it's a lost civilization. 918 00:52:27,231 --> 00:52:29,798 - That sure tells me a whole fuck of a lot. 919 00:52:29,842 --> 00:52:31,931 [Cort laughing] 920 00:52:31,974 --> 00:52:34,586 - Mr. Eastman, would you like to be the first 921 00:52:34,629 --> 00:52:37,154 of our expedition to set foot on Reliar? 922 00:52:39,068 --> 00:52:41,027 - No, doc, you be my guest. 923 00:52:43,377 --> 00:52:46,467 [soft melodic music] 924 00:52:56,216 --> 00:52:58,392 - So this is Reliar, huh? 925 00:52:58,436 --> 00:53:00,046 Where's the red carpet? 926 00:53:00,089 --> 00:53:01,743 - We're close, I know we are. 927 00:53:03,919 --> 00:53:07,880 - Oh, face it, doc, it was a myth then, it's a myth now. 928 00:53:07,923 --> 00:53:08,924 - But the robot. 929 00:53:10,274 --> 00:53:12,841 - Oh, it's probably some kind of secret government 930 00:53:12,885 --> 00:53:16,062 mining tool, that went renegade and ended up down here. 931 00:53:16,105 --> 00:53:17,542 - And the girl? 932 00:53:18,630 --> 00:53:20,632 - You and that girl. 933 00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:22,503 - Probably one of those mutants' wives, 934 00:53:22,547 --> 00:53:24,897 she was trying to get a divorce, huh? [laughing] 935 00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:26,768 - She didn't look too mutated to me. 936 00:53:26,812 --> 00:53:29,336 - You looked awfully close too, didn't you? 937 00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:31,164 - Well, at least the mutants haven't followed us, 938 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,687 not yet anyway. 939 00:53:32,731 --> 00:53:34,776 - Judging by the look of the eyes of the ones you shot, 940 00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:36,691 they must be very light sensitive. 941 00:53:36,735 --> 00:53:38,911 It's probably too bright here. 942 00:53:38,954 --> 00:53:41,218 - So what happens, when it gets dark? 943 00:53:42,306 --> 00:53:44,830 - I seriously doubt if it'll get any darker than this. 944 00:53:45,961 --> 00:53:48,790 - Yeah, that volcano will see to that. 945 00:53:50,879 --> 00:53:54,056 Yeah, but you're forgetting one thing, doc, 946 00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:56,320 one of those things, whatever it is killed a guy 947 00:53:56,363 --> 00:53:58,626 in a brightly lit park a few days ago. 948 00:53:58,670 --> 00:54:00,367 - One of those creatures probably got 949 00:54:00,411 --> 00:54:01,803 got lost in the caverns 950 00:54:01,847 --> 00:54:03,762 became so hungry, that by the time it surfaced, 951 00:54:03,805 --> 00:54:07,461 it had no choice, it had to brave the light and find food. 952 00:54:07,505 --> 00:54:09,898 - Let's hope they're not all that hungry. 953 00:54:09,942 --> 00:54:12,249 - What's the matter, getting shy all of a sudden? 954 00:54:13,902 --> 00:54:17,123 [soft dramatic music] 955 00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:18,994 - What? 956 00:54:27,438 --> 00:54:29,788 - [laughs] Oh, get a load of this shit. 957 00:54:29,831 --> 00:54:31,790 - Are they for real? 958 00:54:31,833 --> 00:54:33,966 For real, lay your guns down easy. 959 00:54:35,097 --> 00:54:35,881 Easy. 960 00:54:38,971 --> 00:54:42,191 [Cave Bunny grunting] 961 00:54:47,806 --> 00:54:49,329 [vehicle humming] 962 00:54:49,373 --> 00:54:50,983 Oh, what the hell next? 963 00:54:55,466 --> 00:54:56,815 - Oh man, it looks like some kind 964 00:54:56,858 --> 00:54:59,861 of freaked out carnival ride that got loose. 965 00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:01,689 [door humming] 966 00:55:01,733 --> 00:55:05,737 [mellow dramatic music] 967 00:55:05,780 --> 00:55:07,695 - [Cort] Alright. [laughing] 968 00:55:07,739 --> 00:55:10,959 - [Eddy] Oh, you've got to be kidding. 969 00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:17,923 - I know someone who's jealous. 970 00:55:17,966 --> 00:55:18,880 - Shut up. 971 00:55:22,231 --> 00:55:23,842 - She speaks English. 972 00:55:23,885 --> 00:55:24,930 - She's stunning. 973 00:55:24,973 --> 00:55:28,325 - You're not deaf, don't be dumb. 974 00:55:48,649 --> 00:55:51,739 - [Denea] We're from the surface. 975 00:55:51,783 --> 00:55:54,307 - But you can die down here. 976 00:56:04,709 --> 00:56:08,408 You're damn poor specimens for surface types. 977 00:56:10,062 --> 00:56:12,804 - Excuse me, lady, but we ain't specimens. 978 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:14,327 [blow thudding] Uh! 979 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,285 [soft dramatic music] 980 00:56:16,329 --> 00:56:17,809 [blows thudding] 981 00:56:17,852 --> 00:56:19,332 [Cort groaning] 982 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:22,553 [soft dramatic music] 983 00:56:27,471 --> 00:56:29,647 [blows thudding] 984 00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:31,518 [Cort thudding to ground] 985 00:56:32,954 --> 00:56:34,782 [soft dramatic music] 986 00:56:34,826 --> 00:56:38,003 Don't worry, folks, I got this under control. 987 00:56:39,831 --> 00:56:41,615 [Cort roaring] 988 00:56:41,659 --> 00:56:45,010 [Cort groaning loudly] 989 00:56:45,967 --> 00:56:47,926 - Big mouth, small brain. 990 00:56:47,969 --> 00:56:50,885 [blows thudding] 991 00:56:53,322 --> 00:56:55,977 - [Eddy] Smooth, Cort, very smooth. 992 00:56:59,807 --> 00:57:02,593 [vehicle humming] 993 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:09,991 - Argh, argh, you bitch! 994 00:57:10,035 --> 00:57:10,818 Argh! 995 00:57:13,081 --> 00:57:13,821 Shit! 996 00:57:13,865 --> 00:57:15,170 [Cort gasping] 997 00:57:15,214 --> 00:57:17,956 Damn, lady, all I wanted to do was sit up front. 998 00:57:17,999 --> 00:57:21,220 [Cort breathing heavily] 999 00:57:33,841 --> 00:57:36,801 - Take the men to the cell. 1000 00:57:37,889 --> 00:57:39,281 As for you... 1001 00:57:50,945 --> 00:57:51,990 - Oh, boy. 1002 00:57:55,123 --> 00:57:57,691 - Looks like she's got a crush on the kid. 1003 00:57:57,735 --> 00:57:59,650 - Must be his aftershave. 1004 00:58:02,914 --> 00:58:05,003 - I think they want us to go with them. 1005 00:58:05,046 --> 00:58:07,527 - Did you go to school to get that smart? 1006 00:58:09,311 --> 00:58:11,226 - Hey, watch it with that thing. 1007 00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:12,924 Hey, don't worry, girls, I'll think of something, 1008 00:58:12,967 --> 00:58:14,795 come back and rescue you. 1009 00:58:14,839 --> 00:58:16,362 - We'll wait right here. 1010 00:58:18,059 --> 00:58:21,585 [mellow dramatic music] 1011 00:58:21,628 --> 00:58:24,805 - Hey, doc, you're a rock man. 1012 00:58:24,849 --> 00:58:27,416 Tell me, how do they get light down here with no sun? 1013 00:58:28,679 --> 00:58:30,942 - I haven't the faintest idea. 1014 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,859 - And those women, what about those women? 1015 00:58:34,902 --> 00:58:36,991 How do they survive down here with no men? 1016 00:58:39,211 --> 00:58:40,995 - I haven't the faintest idea. 1017 00:58:43,345 --> 00:58:46,958 - I've got it, doc, they're gonna use us for breeding stock. 1018 00:58:50,352 --> 00:58:51,963 - What a dumb idea. 1019 00:58:54,269 --> 00:58:56,141 - You can have fun here. 1020 00:58:57,142 --> 00:58:58,491 - I bet. 1021 00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,667 Look, I have this life on the surface 1022 00:59:00,711 --> 00:59:02,843 and I really should get back, you know, 1023 00:59:02,887 --> 00:59:04,497 I think I left the oven on. 1024 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:05,324 - Far out. 1025 00:59:13,506 --> 00:59:15,377 - Are you from another planet? 1026 00:59:19,294 --> 00:59:20,557 - Ship crashed. 1027 00:59:21,645 --> 00:59:23,168 It's useless now. 1028 00:59:24,822 --> 00:59:26,040 - Can it be repaired? 1029 00:59:29,783 --> 00:59:32,656 - [sighs] The robot mined crystals, 1030 00:59:32,699 --> 00:59:34,962 diamonds, could have been fuel, 1031 00:59:37,095 --> 00:59:40,577 but you destroyed that hope. 1032 00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:41,926 - Well, sorry about that, 1033 00:59:41,969 --> 00:59:44,493 but it did try to excavate our skulls, you know. 1034 00:59:45,407 --> 00:59:48,323 - Well, now your people will take its place in the mines 1035 00:59:50,369 --> 00:59:55,287 and when the ship's ready, you and I will move on. 1036 01:00:01,989 --> 01:00:02,773 Right? 1037 01:00:04,905 --> 01:00:06,037 - Oh, well, 1038 01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:10,258 since you put it that way. 1039 01:00:26,274 --> 01:00:28,886 - Hey, this is a pretty boring little tour here, 1040 01:00:28,929 --> 01:00:30,496 what say we lose these lame-o's. 1041 01:00:30,539 --> 01:00:31,845 - What if they chase us? 1042 01:00:31,889 --> 01:00:32,890 - Fuck them. 1043 01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:38,983 [footsteps running] 1044 01:00:47,774 --> 01:00:48,775 - Ah! - Jesus! 1045 01:00:48,819 --> 01:00:50,690 You scared the willies out of me. 1046 01:00:50,734 --> 01:00:53,345 Hey doc, it looks like we're being sprung. 1047 01:00:54,607 --> 01:00:56,696 Wait, you think we can trust her? 1048 01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:59,438 - Never look a gift cave girl in the mouth. 1049 01:00:59,481 --> 01:01:00,700 - You're right. 1050 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:13,670 [footsteps running] 1051 01:01:18,849 --> 01:01:22,026 [soft tense music] 1052 01:01:24,289 --> 01:01:26,987 Well, it won't be long, before they know we've escaped. 1053 01:01:27,031 --> 01:01:28,946 - [Artemis] What's the plan? 1054 01:01:30,817 --> 01:01:32,645 - I don't know, round everybody up 1055 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,168 and get the hell out of here. 1056 01:01:39,130 --> 01:01:42,394 - Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. 1057 01:01:51,882 --> 01:01:53,492 - How dare you come in here. 1058 01:01:53,535 --> 01:01:56,713 [cave girls grunting] 1059 01:02:02,762 --> 01:02:03,807 I'll be back. 1060 01:02:07,027 --> 01:02:08,246 - Don't be long. 1061 01:02:14,078 --> 01:02:16,776 [Andrew sighing] 1062 01:02:18,299 --> 01:02:21,389 [soft melodic music] 1063 01:02:37,841 --> 01:02:38,798 - Mr. Eastman. 1064 01:02:40,452 --> 01:02:41,845 Mr. Eastman, do you think this girl 1065 01:02:41,888 --> 01:02:43,368 really knows where she's going? 1066 01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:46,284 - Well, either way, the way I figure, 1067 01:02:46,327 --> 01:02:48,852 she must be taking us to where the kid's being held. 1068 01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:50,592 - [Artemis] Wherever young Andrew is, 1069 01:02:50,636 --> 01:02:53,073 I'm sure he's a hell of a lot better off than we are. 1070 01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:57,861 - Well, either way, she's the only guide we've got. 1071 01:02:57,904 --> 01:03:00,254 Well, we'd better get moving, doc. 1072 01:03:00,298 --> 01:03:01,386 - Oh, sure. 1073 01:03:02,996 --> 01:03:05,956 Keep moving, keep moving. 1074 01:03:05,999 --> 01:03:08,828 [soft melodic music] 1075 01:03:38,597 --> 01:03:41,861 - You know, I think I preferred the caves to this. 1076 01:03:41,905 --> 01:03:44,821 - Well, listen, if you don't like it, you can go back. 1077 01:03:44,864 --> 01:03:46,735 I got to find Cort, okay. 1078 01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:48,868 - Well, can we at least sit down for a while? 1079 01:03:48,912 --> 01:03:51,305 I mean, we haven't had any sleep or anything. 1080 01:03:53,177 --> 01:03:56,397 - Okay, let's pull up a rock. 1081 01:03:56,441 --> 01:03:59,574 [soft melodic music] 1082 01:04:18,376 --> 01:04:19,159 - Oh! 1083 01:04:20,552 --> 01:04:22,989 - [Cort] What's the matter, doc, feeling faint? 1084 01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:26,253 - No, no, it's this plant. 1085 01:04:26,297 --> 01:04:28,386 - Plant, what about it, is it poisonous? 1086 01:04:28,429 --> 01:04:30,301 - No, it's, 1087 01:04:30,344 --> 01:04:31,911 it's prehistoric. 1088 01:04:31,955 --> 01:04:33,391 - What? - No, there hasn't been 1089 01:04:33,434 --> 01:04:35,393 anything like this on Earth, since the Mesozoic Age. 1090 01:04:35,436 --> 01:04:36,829 - Oh, come on, doc, 1091 01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:38,744 I mean, I've seen millions of them just like that. 1092 01:04:38,787 --> 01:04:40,093 - I seriously doubt it. 1093 01:04:40,137 --> 01:04:42,400 The only time I've ever seen anything like it, 1094 01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:45,011 it was encased in a piece of fossilized rock. 1095 01:04:45,055 --> 01:04:46,883 - Why don't you fill your pockets with seeds 1096 01:04:46,926 --> 01:04:48,885 and let's get the hell out of here? 1097 01:04:48,928 --> 01:04:52,801 [Cave Bunny grunting] 1098 01:04:52,845 --> 01:04:55,848 She seems kind of upset, I wonder what's eating her. 1099 01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:57,719 - I'm afraid we're going to find out. 1100 01:04:58,938 --> 01:05:01,941 [soft melodic music] 1101 01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:06,946 Jesus, that stinks, what the hell is it, doc? 1102 01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:09,383 - I could tell you, but you're not going to like it. 1103 01:05:09,427 --> 01:05:10,210 - Try me. 1104 01:05:13,822 --> 01:05:14,649 - It's a, 1105 01:05:16,477 --> 01:05:19,611 a dinosaur or what's left of it. 1106 01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:22,831 - Dinosaur, get out of here, do I look that stupid? 1107 01:05:26,139 --> 01:05:28,054 - It's probably a plant eater. 1108 01:05:29,751 --> 01:05:30,535 Slow, 1109 01:05:31,405 --> 01:05:32,929 stupid, 1110 01:05:32,972 --> 01:05:34,060 easy prey. 1111 01:05:34,104 --> 01:05:34,887 - [Cort] For what? 1112 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:36,889 - A gigantic flesh eater, 1113 01:05:37,977 --> 01:05:40,023 a Tyrannosaurus, Allosaurus perhaps. 1114 01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:42,242 - Now that's incredible. - Do you realize 1115 01:05:42,286 --> 01:05:43,940 we have probably made one of the greatest 1116 01:05:43,983 --> 01:05:46,290 scientific discoveries of all time? 1117 01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:48,901 Only we're never gonna live to tell anybody about it. 1118 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:50,337 - Now let's not lose heart, doc, 1119 01:05:50,381 --> 01:05:53,123 little Cave Bunny here survived and so will we, huh? 1120 01:05:53,166 --> 01:05:54,776 - What the hell kind of survival is it, 1121 01:05:54,820 --> 01:05:56,865 if we have to live here? - Come on. 1122 01:05:56,909 --> 01:05:58,955 Let's get the hell out of here before something comes back 1123 01:05:58,998 --> 01:05:59,825 for its lunch. 1124 01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:02,523 Come on, come on. 1125 01:06:03,394 --> 01:06:06,484 [soft melodic music] 1126 01:06:16,015 --> 01:06:18,975 [footsteps running] 1127 01:06:27,592 --> 01:06:28,985 - Oh boy. 1128 01:06:29,028 --> 01:06:31,900 Oh, I wish we had something to eat, I'm starving. 1129 01:06:36,775 --> 01:06:37,776 - Here, catch. 1130 01:06:39,082 --> 01:06:40,344 - Ow! 1131 01:06:40,387 --> 01:06:42,389 What, what is this? 1132 01:06:42,433 --> 01:06:45,653 You don't expect me to eat this, do you? 1133 01:06:45,697 --> 01:06:48,787 - No, I thought you might go over there and kill that thing 1134 01:06:48,830 --> 01:06:50,484 and then we'll cook him. 1135 01:06:50,528 --> 01:06:52,269 - That thing? 1136 01:06:52,312 --> 01:06:53,270 - Yeah, over there. 1137 01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:56,490 - Oh, my gosh. 1138 01:06:56,534 --> 01:06:58,971 [dinosaur roaring] 1139 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:01,626 How, how, how, how, 1140 01:07:01,669 --> 01:07:05,586 how long has that creature been there? 1141 01:07:05,630 --> 01:07:09,286 - Oh, I don't know, let's see, how long have we been here? 1142 01:07:09,329 --> 01:07:11,766 - You mean that, that thing has been sitting there 1143 01:07:11,810 --> 01:07:13,768 this whole time and you knew it and you didn't tell me? 1144 01:07:13,812 --> 01:07:15,074 How dare you. 1145 01:07:15,118 --> 01:07:18,121 - Leave him alone, he ain't hurting nobody. 1146 01:07:18,164 --> 01:07:20,079 Besides I think he's kinda cute. 1147 01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:21,776 [dinosaur mewling] 1148 01:07:21,820 --> 01:07:22,560 - Cute? 1149 01:07:25,128 --> 01:07:29,306 Oh God, do you think he'll just kill us right away 1150 01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:32,265 or do you think he'll just play with us for a while, 1151 01:07:32,309 --> 01:07:34,702 until we get so sick and scared, that we die 1152 01:07:34,746 --> 01:07:37,009 and then maybe he'll peck us with that awful beak 1153 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:41,448 and use that tongue, that's what this is, oh, right. 1154 01:07:41,492 --> 01:07:43,059 Oh, God, what are we gonna do? 1155 01:07:44,582 --> 01:07:46,758 - We'll slip out the back way, okay. 1156 01:07:47,628 --> 01:07:49,587 [dinosaur mewling] - I like that, that's good. 1157 01:07:58,204 --> 01:08:01,207 [soft upbeat music] 1158 01:08:04,819 --> 01:08:09,172 This is like a lost world, you know, like in the movies? 1159 01:08:09,215 --> 01:08:11,348 - Yeah, I kind of figured that, 1160 01:08:11,391 --> 01:08:13,828 now all we need is King Kong. 1161 01:08:13,872 --> 01:08:15,265 - Who? 1162 01:08:15,308 --> 01:08:16,483 - Nevermind. 1163 01:08:16,527 --> 01:08:18,398 Hey, look over there. 1164 01:08:18,442 --> 01:08:20,705 - Oh, my God. 1165 01:08:20,748 --> 01:08:22,620 Is there no end to this nightmare? 1166 01:08:22,663 --> 01:08:24,317 - I thought you said you were hungry? 1167 01:08:24,361 --> 01:08:26,145 Those guys look like good eating to me. 1168 01:08:26,189 --> 01:08:27,668 - Yeah, well, I could believe that, 1169 01:08:27,712 --> 01:08:29,540 but they're the ones that are doing the eating. 1170 01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:31,019 - Oh, they don't look so scary, 1171 01:08:31,063 --> 01:08:32,630 they're just like big puppies 1172 01:08:32,673 --> 01:08:33,892 with poker chips on their backs. 1173 01:08:33,935 --> 01:08:35,067 - If it's all the same to you, 1174 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,809 could we just sneak away while we can? 1175 01:08:39,463 --> 01:08:42,466 [soft upbeat music] 1176 01:08:53,999 --> 01:08:57,002 - [Cort] It must be where they have the kid. 1177 01:08:57,045 --> 01:09:00,048 - Alright, let's get it over with. 1178 01:09:00,092 --> 01:09:01,876 [Cave Bunny grunting] 1179 01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,575 - What's wrong, honey, huh? 1180 01:09:04,618 --> 01:09:07,882 [dinosaur roaring loudly] 1181 01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:09,362 - Ah! - Uh! 1182 01:09:09,406 --> 01:09:12,235 - Jesus, now there's something you don't see every day. 1183 01:09:12,278 --> 01:09:13,671 - Ah! 1184 01:09:13,714 --> 01:09:16,413 [dinosaur roaring] 1185 01:09:16,456 --> 01:09:19,459 [soft upbeat music] 1186 01:09:23,898 --> 01:09:25,422 [dinosaurs roaring] 1187 01:09:25,465 --> 01:09:29,165 [dinosaur squealing in pain] 1188 01:09:34,996 --> 01:09:36,955 [soft upbeat music] 1189 01:09:36,998 --> 01:09:40,350 [dinosaur squealing in pain] 1190 01:09:40,393 --> 01:09:43,396 [soft upbeat music] 1191 01:09:58,716 --> 01:10:01,719 [dinosaur growling] 1192 01:10:03,286 --> 01:10:05,940 - Let's get the hell out of here. 1193 01:10:05,984 --> 01:10:08,465 - [Artemis] Oh, what the hell are we gonna do about her? 1194 01:10:08,508 --> 01:10:10,728 - Screw her, she can handle it herself. 1195 01:10:13,121 --> 01:10:15,776 Come on, let's get back to the cave and rescue everybody, 1196 01:10:15,820 --> 01:10:17,474 while she's got her hands full. 1197 01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:21,260 [soft upbeat music] 1198 01:10:21,304 --> 01:10:24,176 [dinosaur roaring] 1199 01:10:41,324 --> 01:10:44,849 [dinosaur roaring in pain] 1200 01:10:51,116 --> 01:10:52,422 - Now if I'm right, 1201 01:10:52,465 --> 01:10:54,902 this path ought to lead us back to the caves. 1202 01:10:54,946 --> 01:10:57,340 - Then what? 1203 01:10:57,383 --> 01:10:59,907 - Well, maybe we'll find Cort and the others 1204 01:10:59,951 --> 01:11:02,127 and fight our way out of this lost world 1205 01:11:02,170 --> 01:11:04,912 or this time warp or whatever the hell this place is. 1206 01:11:04,956 --> 01:11:07,611 - [gasping] Look at that! 1207 01:11:07,654 --> 01:11:08,438 - Whoa! 1208 01:11:12,050 --> 01:11:13,834 Hot damn! 1209 01:11:13,878 --> 01:11:17,098 - They look like giant diamonds. 1210 01:11:17,142 --> 01:11:18,926 - I wish I could fit one of them in my pocket. 1211 01:11:18,970 --> 01:11:22,974 - You know, they're probably worth millions of dollars. 1212 01:11:24,758 --> 01:11:27,065 - And who says size doesn't matter? 1213 01:11:28,501 --> 01:11:29,763 - I'm speechless. 1214 01:11:29,807 --> 01:11:32,070 - Now there's a twist. 1215 01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:37,728 [snaps fingers] Come on, the cave's this way. 1216 01:11:50,393 --> 01:11:53,047 [water dripping] 1217 01:12:16,288 --> 01:12:17,376 [blow thudding] 1218 01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:18,812 [cave girl thudding to floor] 1219 01:12:18,856 --> 01:12:21,554 Anybody else want some of this? 1220 01:12:24,035 --> 01:12:24,818 - Come on. 1221 01:12:26,037 --> 01:12:29,867 [melodic suspenseful music] 1222 01:12:31,999 --> 01:12:32,913 [Artemis coughing] - Ssh! 1223 01:12:32,957 --> 01:12:34,350 - Ssh! - Ssh, oh. 1224 01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:40,356 [melodic suspenseful music] 1225 01:12:40,399 --> 01:12:43,054 [water dripping] 1226 01:12:58,156 --> 01:13:03,161 [melodic suspenseful music] [cave girls grunting] 1227 01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:14,825 - Now's our chance to get him out, doc. 1228 01:13:17,044 --> 01:13:19,003 Hey, keep going, honey, you're doing great. 1229 01:13:23,921 --> 01:13:25,357 - Hey, guys! 1230 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,925 - [Cort] Yeah, you got yourself in a hell of a shake. 1231 01:13:27,968 --> 01:13:32,451 - Just in time, the honeymoon was just about ready to begin. 1232 01:13:32,495 --> 01:13:36,455 [melodic suspenseful music] [cave girls grunting] 1233 01:13:36,499 --> 01:13:39,240 - Don't thank us, kid, thank Cave Bunny over there, 1234 01:13:39,284 --> 01:13:40,546 I think she likes you. 1235 01:13:40,590 --> 01:13:41,417 - Oh. 1236 01:13:43,549 --> 01:13:46,378 It's my curse, you know, it's always been like this. 1237 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:48,424 It's just something I've had to live with. 1238 01:13:48,467 --> 01:13:50,164 - Oh, that's a tough break, kid. 1239 01:13:50,208 --> 01:13:52,645 Listen, Cave Bunny, can you get us out of here? 1240 01:13:52,689 --> 01:13:54,517 - Which way? - Oh. 1241 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,475 - Let's go! - Move! 1242 01:13:56,519 --> 01:13:59,522 [footsteps running] 1243 01:14:05,615 --> 01:14:08,879 [muffled men chattering] 1244 01:14:11,229 --> 01:14:13,405 - [Andrew] She knows where she's going. 1245 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:14,232 - Hey! 1246 01:14:15,494 --> 01:14:16,669 - It's me. 1247 01:14:16,713 --> 01:14:19,672 - Thank God, now we can get out of here. 1248 01:14:19,716 --> 01:14:20,804 - Still in one piece, I see. 1249 01:14:20,847 --> 01:14:22,588 - Yeah, it was terrible, just awful. 1250 01:14:22,632 --> 01:14:23,676 - I bet. 1251 01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:25,069 - Look, can we discuss this later? 1252 01:14:25,112 --> 01:14:27,027 Right now, we should figure out a way to escape. 1253 01:14:27,071 --> 01:14:28,115 - Doc's right. 1254 01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:30,117 - Well, what's the plan, Cort, baby? 1255 01:14:30,161 --> 01:14:32,163 - Now listen, what if we get that land rover 1256 01:14:32,206 --> 01:14:33,643 and drive the hell out of here? 1257 01:14:33,686 --> 01:14:35,775 - Well, that makes sense, but which way? 1258 01:14:35,819 --> 01:14:37,995 - Wait a minute. The vehicle, where is it? 1259 01:14:38,038 --> 01:14:39,779 [Cave Bunny grunting] It's that way. 1260 01:14:39,823 --> 01:14:41,520 - Hey, how do you do that? - Hey, trade secret. 1261 01:14:41,564 --> 01:14:44,915 - Trade secret? [footsteps running] 1262 01:14:44,958 --> 01:14:47,874 [water dripping] 1263 01:14:50,094 --> 01:14:52,879 [soft melodic music] 1264 01:14:52,923 --> 01:14:54,533 - [Eddy] What's that? 1265 01:14:54,577 --> 01:14:56,666 - [Andrew] That's the big lady's spaceship. 1266 01:14:56,709 --> 01:14:57,971 - Get out of here. 1267 01:14:58,015 --> 01:14:59,799 - She's from another planet. 1268 01:14:59,843 --> 01:15:00,887 - Amazing. 1269 01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:04,108 - Screw that, doc, look. 1270 01:15:09,113 --> 01:15:10,897 Hey doc, what the hell are these? 1271 01:15:12,203 --> 01:15:14,901 - Diamonds, diamonds, hundreds of them. 1272 01:15:14,945 --> 01:15:17,077 - Hey, kid, pick yourself out a wedding ring. 1273 01:15:17,121 --> 01:15:18,470 - I'll take a bagful. [all laughing] 1274 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,254 - For God's sake, fill your pockets, hurry. 1275 01:15:20,298 --> 01:15:23,388 - That's not a bad idea, hey, Eddy, for you, sweetheart. 1276 01:15:23,431 --> 01:15:24,607 - Whoo hoo! 1277 01:15:24,650 --> 01:15:26,913 Alright, let's get the fuck out of here. 1278 01:15:29,220 --> 01:15:30,743 - Come on, come on, let's go! 1279 01:15:31,744 --> 01:15:34,530 [Andrew laughing] 1280 01:15:41,885 --> 01:15:44,365 [lava hissing] 1281 01:15:45,149 --> 01:15:47,891 Hey, don't stand too close to that thing, you might fall in. 1282 01:15:47,934 --> 01:15:49,457 - You'd miss me, baby, wouldn't you? 1283 01:15:49,501 --> 01:15:53,679 - You're damn right I would, you're one of a kind. 1284 01:15:55,028 --> 01:15:56,639 Alright, let's move it out. 1285 01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:15,875 - You'll be sorry. 1286 01:16:15,919 --> 01:16:17,094 - There it is! 1287 01:16:17,137 --> 01:16:19,487 Hell of a party, lady, see you next year! 1288 01:16:19,531 --> 01:16:23,056 Everybody get inside, come on, doc, come on! 1289 01:16:23,100 --> 01:16:26,320 [mellow upbeat music] 1290 01:16:28,758 --> 01:16:29,802 - Help me. - Ah! 1291 01:16:31,238 --> 01:16:32,718 - Small brains. 1292 01:16:36,940 --> 01:16:40,421 [vehicle humming] 1293 01:16:40,465 --> 01:16:43,729 [mellow melodic music] 1294 01:16:45,513 --> 01:16:46,602 - [All] Whoa! 1295 01:16:54,784 --> 01:16:56,960 - Alright, let's burn some rubber! 1296 01:16:57,003 --> 01:16:57,787 - Whoo! [claps] 1297 01:16:57,830 --> 01:16:58,918 - [All] Whoa! 1298 01:17:00,659 --> 01:17:02,487 - Watch it, baby, watch it. 1299 01:17:03,009 --> 01:17:06,360 [mellow melodic music] 1300 01:17:08,928 --> 01:17:11,757 - Cort, is there anything I can do? 1301 01:17:11,801 --> 01:17:14,673 - Yeah, why don't you cover up Cave Bunny here? 1302 01:17:14,717 --> 01:17:17,371 I can't concentrate. - Right. 1303 01:17:17,415 --> 01:17:21,811 - Alright, let's get it in gear, come on, puppies, yeah! 1304 01:17:21,854 --> 01:17:22,942 - [All] Whoa! 1305 01:17:23,943 --> 01:17:27,251 [mellow melodic music] 1306 01:17:36,434 --> 01:17:37,914 - Come on, punch it, baby, punch it! 1307 01:17:37,957 --> 01:17:40,438 - I've got it to the floor now. 1308 01:17:40,481 --> 01:17:43,049 [Cort laughing] 1309 01:17:44,355 --> 01:17:47,097 - [Cort] Kid, you got to tell me how you do that. 1310 01:17:47,140 --> 01:17:47,924 - What? 1311 01:17:49,621 --> 01:17:53,538 What can I say? It's a chemical imbalance. 1312 01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:58,456 - Hey listen, kid, when we get back to the surface, 1313 01:17:58,499 --> 01:18:00,110 I want some of that stuff. [Andrew laughing] 1314 01:18:01,415 --> 01:18:04,723 [mellow melodic music] 1315 01:18:12,992 --> 01:18:13,906 - Argh! 1316 01:18:13,950 --> 01:18:15,038 - [All] Whoa! 1317 01:18:16,866 --> 01:18:18,824 - Damn, Eddy, I told you to watch it! 1318 01:18:18,868 --> 01:18:20,478 - What is happening? - Oh! 1319 01:18:20,521 --> 01:18:21,740 - This baby's stuck. 1320 01:18:21,784 --> 01:18:22,785 - [Both] Stuck? 1321 01:18:23,916 --> 01:18:25,918 - Anybody got a bigger tunnel? 1322 01:18:27,441 --> 01:18:30,836 [mellow dramatic music] 1323 01:18:33,883 --> 01:18:36,755 - Hey, [sniffs] that's hydraulic fluid. 1324 01:18:36,799 --> 01:18:38,452 I think this thing's overheating. 1325 01:18:39,497 --> 01:18:42,108 - We've got to get outta here, this thing's gonna explode! 1326 01:18:42,152 --> 01:18:43,893 - [Both] Explode? 1327 01:18:43,936 --> 01:18:45,895 - Let's get out of here! [all shrieking] 1328 01:18:45,938 --> 01:18:46,896 Go, go! 1329 01:18:46,939 --> 01:18:48,767 That way, that tunnel! 1330 01:18:48,811 --> 01:18:50,464 Go, go! 1331 01:18:51,204 --> 01:18:52,902 - [Cort] Come on, doc, 1332 01:18:52,945 --> 01:18:54,947 next stop, sporting goods and lingerie. 1333 01:18:56,906 --> 01:19:00,344 [mellow dramatic music] 1334 01:19:01,562 --> 01:19:02,825 There you go. - Damn thing! 1335 01:19:02,868 --> 01:19:04,565 I can't believe we're gonna get out of here. 1336 01:19:04,609 --> 01:19:05,915 - Keep running! 1337 01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:10,702 [mellow upbeat music] 1338 01:19:19,406 --> 01:19:22,018 - Hit the deck, it's gonna blow! 1339 01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:30,243 [explosion booming] 1340 01:19:37,424 --> 01:19:39,862 [mellow melodic music] 1341 01:19:39,905 --> 01:19:41,602 - So much for Reliar. 1342 01:19:42,952 --> 01:19:44,431 Lost again. 1343 01:19:44,475 --> 01:19:46,825 - That place belongs lost, kid. 1344 01:19:46,869 --> 01:19:49,523 - And after that cave-in, it's gonna stay lost. 1345 01:19:50,829 --> 01:19:53,005 - At least we didn't come away empty-handed. 1346 01:19:53,963 --> 01:19:56,008 - No, we did okay by ourselves, 1347 01:19:56,052 --> 01:19:57,749 but what about her and her kind? 1348 01:19:59,185 --> 01:20:02,841 - Cort, old buddy, we're salvagers, not psychoanalysts. 1349 01:20:02,885 --> 01:20:04,669 - Whatever the fuck that means. 1350 01:20:04,712 --> 01:20:06,976 - Right. [both laughing] 1351 01:20:07,019 --> 01:20:08,804 - Let's go home. - Hey, Cort. 1352 01:20:08,847 --> 01:20:10,806 What about her? 1353 01:20:10,849 --> 01:20:13,809 - Who cares? It's champagne time and I'm buying! 1354 01:20:13,852 --> 01:20:14,984 - Whoo hoo! 1355 01:20:15,898 --> 01:20:16,899 - 60/40, huh? 1356 01:20:16,942 --> 01:20:20,685 - [Both] You get the 40! [laughing] 1357 01:20:20,728 --> 01:20:24,210 - Come on, doc. - Come on, Professor. [laughs] 1358 01:20:25,429 --> 01:20:29,433 [cave creatures growling softly] 1359 01:20:29,476 --> 01:20:31,870 - Now you're gonna be sorry. 1360 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:37,833 [air whooshing] 1361 01:20:37,876 --> 01:20:41,140 [mellow melodic music] 97107