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[evil laughter]
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? I can't believe
you're all mine ?
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Uh, what?
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? You and me for all time ?
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Ugh!
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? I'm never, ever ?
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? Ever gonna be alone again ?
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Oh, boy.
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? The dream team, you and me ?
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For all eternity?
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? For all eternity ?
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? It's the Ghost ?
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? It's the Ghost
and Molly McGee ?
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? I've been cursed ?
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? It's the worst ?
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[Molly]
? Now you're stuck with me ?
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? We're never gonna be apart ?
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? Is there a way
to hit "restart"? ?
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- Nope!
- ? We're the Ghost ?
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? Ghost and Molly McGee ?
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- That's me.
- Well, that's she.
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? The Ghost and Molly McGee ?
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[slides clicking]
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[roaring]
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[screeching]
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[Miss Lightfoot]
As global temperatures climb, scientists agree
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that climate change
is an urgent problem.
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This is an urgent problem!
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[Miss Lightfoot]
Here in Brighton, we'll face drought
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flooding, and extreme storms.
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- [bell rings]
- Hmm. That's a bummer to end on.
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- I'm trying to think
of something happier. - [whimpering cries]
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I got nothing! Sorry!
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Yeesh. Good thing
I'm already dead,
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'cause this is definitely
a living person problem.
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Well, we living people
are gonna stop climate change.
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But how? I mean, sure,
you can turn off a light bulb,
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recycle a can, but...
It'll never be enough!
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I must prepare for the
inevitable climate wasteland.
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[Ollie] I'm with Molly. If we go absolutely
carbon-zero, that's gotta make a difference.
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How could it not?
Let's save the planet!
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? We can change
Climate change ?
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? Just you and I ?
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? It'll be a breeze ?
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? We'll plant some trees ?
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? And save our seas and sky ?
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? Before everything
Gets too dire ?
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? Before everything
Is on fire ?
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? We can change
Climate chang-uh-uh-ange ?
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? We're gonna change us
Some change-ah! ?
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[coughing]
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? I see a happy cloud ?
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? Happy dancing sun ?
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? Happy polar bears ?
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? All singing as one ?
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? We're gonna
Change the world ?
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? We can change climate change
You can do it ?
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? Do it in a snap ?
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? Gonna be easy ?
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? We've got a solution
To all this pollution ?
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? Savin' every polar ice cap ?
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Nailed it!
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? No more sweeping this
Under the rug ?
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? We're giving Earth
A big old hug ?
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? We can change
Climate change ?
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? We can change
Climate cha-a-ange ?
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- ? We're on a mission ?
- ? A zero emission mission ?
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? To change us
Some cha-a-a-ange... ?
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Hey, we're gonna change us...
And the song stopped?
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The song stopped. Sorry.
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Composting this food waste
means it will not end up in a landfill.
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[man] Something out here stinks!
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Not to mention
all the paper and cans we recycled after school.
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Oh, Ollie, we are...
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Carbon zero heroes!
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Are you two ready to leave
for Andrea's birthday party?
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I can give you
a lift across town.
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Sorry, Mama.
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Carbon zero heroes
don't ride in cars.
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[Molly] Hoo-boy.
Okay. This is steep.
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Why don't they invent
something that makes going up hills easier?
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You mean, like, cars?
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Oh. Right.
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Sore muscles are
a small price to pay...
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for a healthier planet!
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Yes. Totally. I agree.
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But Andrea's party
is going to start soon,
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so we gotta put
the pedal to the metal! [grunting]
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- [horn honking]
- [scooter revving]
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[Scratch] I can't believe
Molly won't let me
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turn on the air conditioning.
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My ectoplasm's rated
comfort cool for a reason!
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Yeah, Molly's attempts at
climate mitigation are laudable,
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but I'm a pragmatic realist.
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[Libby] Welcome to
my zombie apocalypse bunker!
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- Nothing can get us here.
- You know zombies aren't real, right?
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You know people say
the same about ghosts, right?
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Touch�.
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My bunker's got everything.
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Murphy beds
with zombie-proof blankets.
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- That can't be comfortable.
- Zombie bait?
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Don't worry.
It's just strawberry gelatin.
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But the zombies
won't know that...
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And finally, my Zombie Snare.
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Oh, yeah. I've been preparing
for the zombie uprising
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for a long time! Whoo! [laughs]
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But climate change is
a more urgent threat.
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Ahh!
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Libby, you fascinate me.
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- Aha.
- [horse whinnies]
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[gasping] Happy birthday,
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Andrea! [giggles]
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No spoilers,
but let's just say
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that time you casually mentioned
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your love of
handcrafted bracelets
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did not go unnoticed.
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Thanks, Molly.
But the party's over.
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You just missed
the prize-winning pony.
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[Ollie sniffs]
I can still smell it, though.
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[Molly sniffs]
I... think that's us.
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As climate change worsens,
basic resources
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will become scarce,
as well as food and firewood and toilet paper.
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- And food!
- I said food.
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Yeah, I know. But we need ten
times as much, 'cause I'm here now.
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We better stock up now,
before supplies run out
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and the unprepared
are left to fight for scraps.
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You know, you sound, like,
overly excited for that scenario
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to actually play out-
optics aren't great.
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[chuckles]
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The thrill of survival
is a potent drug.
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- [Molly groans]
- Hey! Just in time for pizza and a movie.
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We're watching
Country Pumpkin III: Seeds of Doubt.
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[sniffs deeply]
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- I'm so hungry! Ahh.
- Molly!
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We gave up meat
and dairy, remember?
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- For the environment?
- Oh. You're right. Um.
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We'll eat whatever
we can find in the garden!
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There's gotta be
something delicious out there!
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Turnips! Nature's bad
first attempt at the potato.
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- We'll have to eat them raw.
- What? Why can't we cook them?
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- The stove uses gas.
- Okay. Yep, you're right.
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- [chomping]
- Oh! Mm!
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- Oh, no!
- [both spitting]
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Pah! Pah! Blah...
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[Ollie] Ugh! Water!
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- [Ollie shrieks]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Hold your hoses, Ollie Chen.
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We can't waste water.
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There's some juice
in the fridge!
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The fridge uses electricity,
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and Brighton's power grid
is only 8% green!
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The rest is
fossil fuel generated!
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- Oh, my corn!
- [chugging]
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Ahhh!
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So cool and refreshing.
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Are you two really not watching
Country Pumpkin III?
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[sobs] We can't!
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I'm gonna need you
to tell me the plot
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in excruciating detail, later.
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This is still worth it, right?
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Of course!
We're carbon zero heroes!
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[laughs manically]
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? We can change
climate change ?
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I think. No!
Of course we can.
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Cans! Must hoard cans!
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? Bike riding is so pleasing ?
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Cold showers aren't freezing.
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Who needs pizza when there's...
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Raw Wheat Bran? Ugh!
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? It'll be easy
for just two kids ?
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To... you know...
change entire power grids.
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? Can we change climate change ?
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You bet!
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? We can change climate change ?
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Ooh, a raccoon net!
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We're having some doubts,
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but we'll chomp down
more sprouts
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and change us some cha-a-a-ange.
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Oh, wow, these are delicious.
[hiccups]
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[Scratch] Honestly, I could live
in a bunker forever.
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There'll be piles of food.
No human interaction.
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That's the dream, man.
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[spits] Yuk!
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Who took all the food
out of this food?
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These rations are meant
to last for years
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under the harshest conditions.
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The trick is to close your eyes
and forget hope.
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[gagging]
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Why didn't you stock up on
anything good? Like ice cream.
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It's the apocalypse!
There's no ice.
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There's no cream!
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And there's definitely
no ice cream!
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- [shrieks]
- However, I am ready
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to hunt raccoons
for sustenance.
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The trick is to
smell like them. [sniffs]
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Libby, I was having fun
with this apocalypse stuff, but no more!
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We have to stop climate change
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for the ice cream!
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[knocking on door]
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Libby, it's for you.
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Okay, Darryl.
Here is the list
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of everything we have done
for the environment.
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Now. Calculate
our carbon footprint.
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Uh, isn't it cheating to ask me
to use my phone?
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- Just do it, Darryl!
- Okay.
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I'm inputting the data... Uh-oh.
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[Molly gasps]
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- Yes!
- We did it!
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We stopped climate change!
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? We're carbon zero heroes ?
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[Darryl] Um, Molly? Heh.
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Not to interrupt
your embarrassing theme song,
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but yeah, I think you put
too many zeroes
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in "carbon zero hero."
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- What? But that's-
- Basically nothing?
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We... didn't change anything.
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We're-
We're carbon Zero Zeroes.
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Which doesn't even sound good.
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Get! Shoo! Who goes there?
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Libby, it's us. We couldn't
stop climate change.
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Can you fit two more
in your bunker?
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That depends.
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Are you prepared to shed
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your Old World morals?
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Molly! Molly,
I'm so glad you're here.
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Listen to me. You have
to stop climate change!
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I'm sorry, Scratch. I tried.
I failed.
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You just can't stand by
as the world throws away
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its most valuable resource!
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- Water?
- Breathable air?
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- Hope?
- No, ice cream!
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Ice cream is humanity's
greatest invention.
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Indoor plumbing is here.
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The internet is roundabout here.
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And ice cream is way up here!
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The silky ice cream.
The crunchy waffle cone!
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The humble sprinkles. Ah!
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By themselves, they're good.
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But when they come together,
they're great!
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Each part working
to improve the whole!
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- Wait! I see what
you're saying, Scratch! - Yes.
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Like rainbow sprinkles,
we can't do this alone!
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Right. We all
have to work together to save the environment.
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You're using ice cream
as a metaphor for the power of collective action!
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Not what I was saying, but yes!
Run, children, run!
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Get that ice cream!
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[Molly] Fellow Brightonians!
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Like you, we are concerned
about climate change.
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Tell 'em to start
hoarding ice cream now!
250
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,990
[arms swishing]
Stop, stop, stop!
251
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,284
[clears throat] The truth is,
252
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:22,371
this problem is too big
for any of us to solve alone.
253
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:26,542
Okay. If each person
packs five freezers, we might have enough!
254
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,794
But together,
we can make a difference.
255
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,463
All our small actions can
add up to big change!
256
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,298
- [Doors thud]
- [Libby exclaims]
257
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,551
We can't just douse ourselves
in raccoon musk,
258
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,719
and hide in our well-stocked,
highly-fortified bunkers forever!
259
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,848
We have to be
part of the solution.
260
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,391
[Molly] We've only got
one planet!
261
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:45,019
So let's fight
for our green future!
262
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:49,147
- And for ice cream!
- Yes!
263
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:52,109
- It's all I wanted.
- [attendees clapping]
264
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:55,821
Our Green Brighton Plan
has officially begun!
265
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:59,158
In ten years, Brighton will
be carbon neutral.
266
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:05,790
Green jobs, bike lanes,
our own locally-manufactured wind turbines.
267
00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,332
We couldn't do it alone,
268
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,458
but together,
269
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:09,543
we're making a difference.
270
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,045
United as one, to save the-
271
00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,923
[Scratch moaning] Oh, yeah!
272
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,342
[Scratch gulps]
I love you so much, ice cream.
273
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,846
? The Ghost and Molly McGee ?
274
00:11:23,231 --> 00:11:28,293
[Mayor Brunson]
It's unanimous. Bizmart is forbidden
275
00:11:28,294 --> 00:11:31,171
from building a megastore
in our beloved Brighton.
276
00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:32,756
[applause]
277
00:11:32,757 --> 00:11:33,924
[woman] What a relief!
278
00:11:35,134 --> 00:11:37,635
Okay. Apparently,
nothing prevents them
279
00:11:37,636 --> 00:11:39,512
from building a megastore
280
00:11:39,513 --> 00:11:41,848
eight inches outside
our beloved Brighton.
281
00:11:41,849 --> 00:11:44,684
Oh, it's fine.
Our customers are loyal.
282
00:11:44,685 --> 00:11:46,561
[Mrs. Davenport] Right.
They won't abandon us
283
00:11:46,562 --> 00:11:49,063
for some shiny new things!
284
00:11:49,064 --> 00:11:51,107
[woman over P.A.]
Attention Bizmart shoppers.
285
00:11:51,108 --> 00:11:53,693
Fifty percent off
shiny new things!
286
00:11:53,694 --> 00:11:56,196
- [horns honking]
- Give me the shiny new things!
287
00:11:56,197 --> 00:11:58,031
Please shop Davenport's.
288
00:11:58,032 --> 00:12:00,450
- Everything is 25% off! Please!
- [screaming]
289
00:12:00,451 --> 00:12:03,286
I'm so sorry Bizmart put
Davenport's out of business.
290
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,413
Ugh! It's worse than that.
291
00:12:05,414 --> 00:12:08,708
Without the store,
my flawless future is falling apart.
292
00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:10,460
I was gonna spend
the next 20 years
293
00:12:10,461 --> 00:12:11,878
starting a skincare line,
294
00:12:11,879 --> 00:12:13,296
a charity for dogs
with dandruff,
295
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,632
a whole global
lifestyle company!
296
00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:18,051
Then, I'd marry Alina Webster.
297
00:12:18,052 --> 00:12:20,428
Her parents own Webster's
department store in Mewline.
298
00:12:20,429 --> 00:12:22,889
And she's like, really good
at market analysis.
299
00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:26,320
We merge our stores,
and become the ultimate Midwest power couple!
300
00:12:26,644 --> 00:12:28,895
Wow, you are
really good at photo editing.
301
00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:31,397
Thanks. Sometimes Patty
pays me to edit photos
302
00:12:31,398 --> 00:12:33,316
so her legs look longer-
I don't know why.
303
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,903
Who has short legs now, Linda?
304
00:12:36,695 --> 00:12:38,905
Andrea, you can still
do all that!
305
00:12:38,906 --> 00:12:40,198
You're an influencer!
306
00:12:40,199 --> 00:12:41,574
Until the "Fawndreas" find out
307
00:12:41,575 --> 00:12:43,451
that Davenport's is closing.
308
00:12:43,452 --> 00:12:45,245
Then we'll have zero followers!
309
00:12:45,246 --> 00:12:48,039
Well, followers
aren't everything!
310
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,125
Why don't you take
a little social media break?
311
00:12:50,126 --> 00:12:51,417
Okay, no! That did not land.
312
00:12:51,418 --> 00:12:53,086
Pivoting to my next idea...
313
00:12:53,087 --> 00:12:55,547
Maybe all you need
is a re-brand.
314
00:12:55,548 --> 00:12:57,423
You're so much more
than the store.
315
00:12:57,424 --> 00:13:00,260
Maybe you're right.
If I can find a new brand,
316
00:13:00,261 --> 00:13:03,151
I can save my influencer status,
and my flawless future!
317
00:13:03,152 --> 00:13:07,892
Andrea's school chum,
oh, you'll buy something, won't you? Please.
318
00:13:07,893 --> 00:13:09,769
[Molly] So, long story short,
319
00:13:09,770 --> 00:13:11,729
Andrea's having
an identity crisis.
320
00:13:11,730 --> 00:13:14,941
Ah, poor young, aimless Andrea.
321
00:13:14,942 --> 00:13:17,902
You know, one of the many gifts
that comes with extended time on this earth
322
00:13:17,903 --> 00:13:20,029
is knowin' exactly
who your are. See?
323
00:13:20,030 --> 00:13:22,615
- [rock playing]
- I've got this rock 'n' roll personality.
324
00:13:22,616 --> 00:13:26,744
Whoa! Beep, beep, beep!
Let's back that up.
325
00:13:26,745 --> 00:13:30,165
- Say that last part again?
- Ah, I effortlessly exude a rock 'n' roll vibe?
326
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:31,541
Surely you've noticed.
327
00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:36,171
Uhh... yeah?
I mean, I guess?
328
00:13:36,172 --> 00:13:38,715
- [phone ringing]
- Oh! That's Andrea. Gotta go!
329
00:13:38,716 --> 00:13:40,675
[blows raspberry]
330
00:13:40,676 --> 00:13:42,135
What does Molly know about
rock 'n' roll, anyway?
331
00:13:42,136 --> 00:13:43,262
Pew, Pew!
332
00:13:45,097 --> 00:13:46,973
There we go, Fawndreas.
333
00:13:46,974 --> 00:13:50,101
An easy, 337-step,
no-make-up-make-up look!
334
00:13:50,102 --> 00:13:52,186
Make sure to follow,
like, and subscribe.
335
00:13:52,187 --> 00:13:55,648
'Cause I really need
your support. Love you, bye!
336
00:13:55,649 --> 00:13:58,359
Andrea! That was great!
You've totally found your new brand!
337
00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:01,697
Let's see if the Fawndreas
are as obsessed as you are!
338
00:14:02,698 --> 00:14:06,117
Weird. No Davenport's content.
Wonder what's up with that.
339
00:14:06,118 --> 00:14:09,287
That's just one comment.
Oh, see? This one says,
340
00:14:09,288 --> 00:14:12,498
"Click here to adopt
a ferret today."
341
00:14:12,499 --> 00:14:14,042
Comments don't mean anything, right?
342
00:14:14,043 --> 00:14:16,921
[chuckles] Right.
Numbers are what count.
343
00:14:19,757 --> 00:14:22,342
What? I lost three Fawndreas?
344
00:14:22,343 --> 00:14:24,385
[gasps]
That's never happened before.
345
00:14:24,386 --> 00:14:26,095
Your fanbase just needs
time to adjust.
346
00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:28,264
Maybe it's fawn-base?
347
00:14:28,265 --> 00:14:31,267
But I need to hit
10 million followers by my Sweet 16!
348
00:14:31,268 --> 00:14:34,854
It's the first of 22 milestones!
349
00:14:34,855 --> 00:14:37,325
Fawn-base is cute, though,
and I will be using it.
350
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,028
- [rumbling sound]
- [both screaming]
351
00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:45,823
So then I just...
push it down? For a coffee?
352
00:14:45,824 --> 00:14:47,575
Yup. Just plunge it, Pete.
353
00:14:47,576 --> 00:14:49,619
- [buzzing nearby]
- Is that a fly?
354
00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:54,625
[buzzing continues]
355
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:58,378
Hello!
Insert familial pleasantries,
356
00:14:58,379 --> 00:15:00,171
et cetera, et cetera,
blah blah blah.
357
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:01,673
Okay, now let's get onto me.
Just curious,
358
00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:04,550
How would you describe me?
359
00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:05,635
- Hungry?
- Blue.
360
00:15:05,636 --> 00:15:06,970
[stammers] I mean, like,
361
00:15:06,971 --> 00:15:09,514
what kind of personality
do I have?
362
00:15:09,515 --> 00:15:11,099
- Grumpy.
- Unpleasant?
363
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,142
- Stubborn?
- Oh. Stubborn. Yes. Stubborn.
364
00:15:13,143 --> 00:15:15,103
- That's a good one.
- Okay. It feels a little like
365
00:15:15,104 --> 00:15:17,021
you're purposefully
misunderstanding me?
366
00:15:17,022 --> 00:15:18,856
I'll walk you right up to it.
367
00:15:18,857 --> 00:15:23,111
Do I have
a rock 'n' roll personality?
368
00:15:23,112 --> 00:15:25,697
[Mom laughing]
369
00:15:25,698 --> 00:15:27,448
Oh, you're serious. Scratch,
370
00:15:27,449 --> 00:15:29,993
Rock 'n' roll is like...
371
00:15:29,994 --> 00:15:32,704
[intense drum noises]
372
00:15:32,705 --> 00:15:34,539
Yeah! Yeah!
373
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:37,834
And you're more like,
"Wah, wah."
374
00:15:37,835 --> 00:15:40,753
Ohh! [chuckles] Uh, Peter?
375
00:15:40,754 --> 00:15:44,674
Do you happen to agree
with this absolute character assassination?
376
00:15:44,675 --> 00:15:49,721
Um, how would you
describe a rock 'n' roll personality anyway?
377
00:15:49,722 --> 00:15:52,056
Uh, yeah. You know...
378
00:15:52,057 --> 00:15:54,434
[electric guitar riffs]
379
00:15:54,435 --> 00:15:55,685
Like- like this.
380
00:15:55,686 --> 00:15:57,896
Ah! Then... no.
381
00:15:58,397 --> 00:16:01,357
Wheel-n-peel out!
[buzzing resumes]
382
00:16:01,358 --> 00:16:02,735
You're trying too hard!
383
00:16:04,153 --> 00:16:07,822
- Do I have
a rock 'n' roll personality? - Oh, cob, no!
384
00:16:07,823 --> 00:16:09,575
But that's why I married you.
385
00:16:11,869 --> 00:16:14,495
Uh-hey, Fawndreas.
It's your girl, Andrea,
386
00:16:14,496 --> 00:16:16,874
taste-testing strange snacks
we found in...
387
00:16:19,626 --> 00:16:22,754
uh, in the Davenport's
warehouse.
388
00:16:22,755 --> 00:16:26,049
First step, dill pickle
and sardine-flavored chips.
389
00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:29,218
[weakly] Yay.
390
00:16:29,219 --> 00:16:32,096
[giggles] Probably a pull tab
or something on here.
391
00:16:32,097 --> 00:16:33,967
You just need more force!
[bag pops]
392
00:16:36,393 --> 00:16:38,686
- How was that?
- Well, uh...
393
00:16:38,687 --> 00:16:41,981
You know, seemed a bit
out of your comfort zone.
394
00:16:41,982 --> 00:16:45,735
If it's what the Fawndreas want,
that's all that matters.
395
00:16:45,736 --> 00:16:48,362
Ugh, I'm losing more followers.
396
00:16:48,363 --> 00:16:50,990
See? Without Davenport's,
I'm nothing.
397
00:16:50,991 --> 00:16:54,118
[woman] Hey, I saw
that candy dish first.
398
00:16:54,119 --> 00:16:57,413
Maybe, but you're gonna have
a hard time catching me and my long legs!
399
00:16:57,414 --> 00:17:00,458
Okay, okay, we can fix this!
400
00:17:00,459 --> 00:17:03,211
I just need to rebrand
the rebrand of the rebrand.
401
00:17:03,212 --> 00:17:04,921
[chime]
402
00:17:04,922 --> 00:17:07,452
[Scratch] My personality
type is pretty obvious.
403
00:17:08,425 --> 00:17:09,718
Hm? Eh?
404
00:17:11,929 --> 00:17:14,555
[melody playing]
405
00:17:14,556 --> 00:17:16,349
Oh!
406
00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:18,601
- [rock music playing]
- Eh?
407
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,771
Well, that sold me! [chuckles]
408
00:17:21,772 --> 00:17:24,816
You definitely have
a rock 'n' roll personality.
409
00:17:24,817 --> 00:17:27,527
[snickers] Yes!
Thank you, Geoff.
410
00:17:27,528 --> 00:17:30,988
- I knew you had good taste.
- [Jeff hums]
411
00:17:30,989 --> 00:17:34,409
More like
a soft rock personality.
412
00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:38,371
[ego shatters]
413
00:17:38,372 --> 00:17:41,542
A "soft rock" personality?
Are you kidding me?
414
00:17:44,878 --> 00:17:49,173
I'm taking this...
[muffled] for emotional damages!
415
00:17:49,174 --> 00:17:52,343
Okay, I scoured the Internet
for the top performing videos.
416
00:17:52,344 --> 00:17:55,012
Ooh. Plumbing hacks?
Building tiny furniture?
417
00:17:55,013 --> 00:17:57,223
Rehabilitating butterflies?
418
00:17:57,224 --> 00:17:59,851
Ah, none of these ideas
seem very...
419
00:17:59,852 --> 00:18:03,104
- Andrea?
- Well, who even is Andrea?
420
00:18:03,105 --> 00:18:06,232
If I have to change my whole
personality to achieve my flawless future,
421
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:07,942
then that's what I'll do!
422
00:18:07,943 --> 00:18:09,902
? Uh... ?
423
00:18:09,903 --> 00:18:10,945
? Hit ?
424
00:18:10,946 --> 00:18:12,947
? Uh ?
425
00:18:12,948 --> 00:18:16,325
? She is clearly having
An identity crisis ?
426
00:18:16,326 --> 00:18:17,910
? Rebrand, rebrand ?
427
00:18:17,911 --> 00:18:19,162
? Identity crisis ?
428
00:18:19,163 --> 00:18:20,496
? Who is my, uh... ?
429
00:18:20,497 --> 00:18:22,623
? Identity crisis ?
430
00:18:22,624 --> 00:18:24,625
-? But you'll be okay ?
-? Okay ?
431
00:18:24,626 --> 00:18:27,420
? Think who you are
And throw it far away ?
432
00:18:27,421 --> 00:18:29,422
- On it!
- Hey! Maybe you wake.
433
00:18:29,423 --> 00:18:31,632
Yeah. Go make a cake. Pound.
434
00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:34,093
Baking is hard.
Your cake's completely tarred.
435
00:18:34,094 --> 00:18:36,053
? Well, maybe you game ?
436
00:18:36,054 --> 00:18:37,722
? Gaming is so awesome ?
437
00:18:37,723 --> 00:18:39,140
How many subscribers did I get?
438
00:18:39,141 --> 00:18:40,683
- You lost some...
- What?
439
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,310
? Identity Crisis ?
440
00:18:42,311 --> 00:18:43,728
? You know what to do ?
441
00:18:43,729 --> 00:18:45,062
? Rebrand, rebrand ?
442
00:18:45,063 --> 00:18:47,398
? Into a brand-new you ?
443
00:18:47,399 --> 00:18:49,108
Doing impressions
of favorite cartoons.
444
00:18:49,109 --> 00:18:50,902
Filling your house
with a thousand balloons.
445
00:18:50,903 --> 00:18:53,696
Teaching 'em lessons on
how to play spoons.
446
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,281
Take a hashtag
at the casserole.
447
00:18:55,282 --> 00:18:56,782
The gymspirational,
gettin' swole.
448
00:18:56,783 --> 00:18:58,367
If you gonna live stream
your morning stroll,
449
00:18:58,368 --> 00:19:00,036
just watch out for that hole!
450
00:19:00,037 --> 00:19:01,913
? Identity Crisis ?
451
00:19:01,914 --> 00:19:03,206
? Gotta get some tasty views ?
452
00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:05,374
? Identity crisis ?
453
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,752
? Did you try
to play the blues ?
454
00:19:07,753 --> 00:19:09,588
[beginner's notes]
455
00:19:13,258 --> 00:19:14,926
? Identity crisis ?
456
00:19:14,927 --> 00:19:16,427
? Whatever you you choose ?
457
00:19:16,428 --> 00:19:17,887
? Rebrand, rebrand ?
458
00:19:17,888 --> 00:19:19,805
? Into a brand-new you ?
459
00:19:19,806 --> 00:19:21,349
[big sigh]
460
00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:22,601
Oh, yeah.
461
00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:25,979
Oh, yeah!
462
00:19:26,855 --> 00:19:29,649
Ooh!
463
00:19:29,650 --> 00:19:31,880
What are you doing?
And why are you doing it?
464
00:19:33,111 --> 00:19:35,655
Well, I thought Molly's
denim jacket might help
465
00:19:35,656 --> 00:19:38,574
others see my rock 'n' roll
personality, but...
466
00:19:38,575 --> 00:19:41,494
I think the embroidered unicorn
is kinda hurtin' the cause.
467
00:19:41,495 --> 00:19:43,454
[horse neighing]
468
00:19:43,455 --> 00:19:46,165
Scratch. You don't need
anyone's validation
469
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:48,459
to have a rock 'n' roll
personality.
470
00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:50,962
In fact, it's more
rock 'n' roll if you don't.
471
00:19:50,963 --> 00:19:55,549
So, are you saying, my opinion
is the only one that matters?
472
00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:57,843
And everyone else's are dumb
and and should be ignored?
473
00:19:57,844 --> 00:19:59,971
Sure. And Scratch?
474
00:19:59,972 --> 00:20:01,806
You're slaying the fit.
475
00:20:01,807 --> 00:20:03,307
[sudden, emotional laugh]
476
00:20:03,308 --> 00:20:05,559
I'm gonna assume that's good?
477
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,894
[Mr. Davenport on bullhorn]
That's it, folks.
478
00:20:06,895 --> 00:20:08,229
Davenport's is closing.
479
00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:09,897
For the last time.
480
00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:12,692
All sales are final. [sobbing]
481
00:20:12,693 --> 00:20:16,862
Sorry, Molly, but I'm not feeling
this Cutie-pie rebrand at the moment.
482
00:20:16,863 --> 00:20:18,407
That's fine, Andrea.
483
00:20:21,368 --> 00:20:25,538
You know, most 13-year olds
don't have their whole lives figured out.
484
00:20:25,539 --> 00:20:29,667
I know. But I did, and now,
I don't know what I'm gonna do,
485
00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:33,379
or who I'm supposed to be,
and my future is a hot mess.
486
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:35,298
Just like me.
487
00:20:35,299 --> 00:20:37,174
Sorry, Alina.
You'll have to find
488
00:20:37,175 --> 00:20:38,634
another
powerful businesswoman
489
00:20:38,635 --> 00:20:39,928
to merge dynasties with.
490
00:20:41,346 --> 00:20:45,975
[beep]
491
00:20:45,976 --> 00:20:48,185
[fast beeps]
492
00:20:48,186 --> 00:20:49,854
[gasps]
Oh, no!
493
00:20:49,855 --> 00:20:51,814
Oh, no. We were live
that whole time.
494
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:55,526
Oh, no, I'm so sorry!
The empathy part of my brain
495
00:20:55,527 --> 00:20:57,486
overpowered the
"press the stop button" part of my brain!
496
00:20:57,487 --> 00:20:59,155
It doesn't matter
anyway, Molly.
497
00:20:59,156 --> 00:21:01,157
My brand is garbage.
498
00:21:01,158 --> 00:21:02,659
Who'd wanna follow me?
499
00:21:05,162 --> 00:21:07,121
These comments...
500
00:21:07,122 --> 00:21:08,831
Oh, Andrea! Don't read them!
It's not worth it!
501
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,458
[gasps]
Oh, Molly, look!
502
00:21:10,459 --> 00:21:11,667
"Love this honesty."
503
00:21:11,668 --> 00:21:13,502
"So real and vulnerable."
504
00:21:13,503 --> 00:21:15,838
"A ferret can be yours
in less than three clicks!"
505
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:18,466
Okay. Well, that's bad.
I'm gonna block that one.
506
00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:20,217
But everyone else
is being really nice!
507
00:21:20,218 --> 00:21:22,011
[gasps] That's it!
508
00:21:22,012 --> 00:21:24,055
Your new brand is you!
509
00:21:24,056 --> 00:21:26,557
- Just being you!
- This means...
510
00:21:26,558 --> 00:21:29,352
my flawless future
is still possible?
511
00:21:29,353 --> 00:21:32,271
[squeals] Thanks, Molly!
512
00:21:32,272 --> 00:21:35,066
Follow me, Fawndreas,
for more completely unscripted,
513
00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:36,997
totally authentic
moments like this.
514
00:21:36,998 --> 00:21:39,945
Molly, I think maybe
you were right before-
515
00:21:39,946 --> 00:21:42,198
I could use a little
social media detox.
516
00:21:42,199 --> 00:21:43,741
I'll take a week off
and come back
517
00:21:43,742 --> 00:21:45,869
bright and refreshed
for my Fawndreas!
518
00:21:47,454 --> 00:21:49,622
- How'd it go?
- You know, pretty good. Wha-
519
00:21:49,623 --> 00:21:51,665
- Is that my jacket?
- I don't need your validation!
520
00:21:51,666 --> 00:21:53,251
I'm rock 'n' roll, baby!
521
00:21:55,003 --> 00:21:57,421
So taking my things
is "rock 'n' roll" now?
522
00:21:57,422 --> 00:21:59,131
Yup. And I'm taking
the pie, too.
523
00:21:59,132 --> 00:22:01,301
? The Ghost and Molly McGee ?
524
00:22:02,719 --> 00:22:04,513
[theme music plays]
525
00:22:04,563 --> 00:22:09,113
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