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[RENEE] Previously on Run the World...
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I'm Ola, otherwise known as Dr. Adeyemo.
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Oh, God, just swipe left.
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[JASON] Hey, I'm, uh,
going to Atlanta next week.
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How long you gonna be gone?
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- Few months maybe.
- What?
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- You gonna miss me?
- [RENEE] Negro, please.
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Don't let me keep you.
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You free to run off to Hotlanta.
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I'm just here trying
to network, not date.
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I am the network.
Besides, I think we could do both.
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So you're not gonna
live with us anymore?
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- No, chicken.
- Wait a minute.
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Why am I comforting
you, when I'm the one
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with the funeral to help
plan and a eulogy to write?
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[SNIFFLES] I know that
you guys loved Ola.
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I'm sorry that it didn't work out,
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but I just really need
you guys to be on my side.
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How you holding up?
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My mom had to sell
something of my nana's
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that she said she was gonna give me.
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[JASON] That mink stole from the photo.
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[RENEE] I can't believe
you remember that.
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[JASON] I remember a lot of things.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
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? ?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[WHITNEY] I can't believe Hope
flew all the way to New York
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to tell us big news.
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I can. She lives in Sacramento.
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I'd come to New York every chance I got.
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Maybe that's the news. Maybe
she's moving to New York.
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No, that would never happen.
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It-it would be months
and months of planning.
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- Ooh, ooh!
- Oh.
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- [WHITNEY] Oh!
- [HOPE] Hi!
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- [SCREAMS]
- [WHITNEY] Look at you.
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[SONDI] Okay, gloves
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[WHITNEY] Hey, what
is the scoop? Tell us.
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I know it's a lot, but
I'm getting married.
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Wha... Married? [LAUGHS]
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To yourself?
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Girl, no!
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- His name is...
- [BOTH] Francisco!
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- They met in Tulum.
- [BOTH] Oh.
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- Can I tell the story?
- Yes. My bad.
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[SONDI] Uh, Tulum,
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as in the "trip we just
took four months ago" Tulum?
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Yes. He's an artist.
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A sculptor, actually.
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I'm sorry. I'll be quiet. I'll be quiet.
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So you're marrying someone
you've known for four months?
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I know. It's crazy.
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But I feel like I've
known him my entire life.
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Mm-hmm. They're soul mates.
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[SONDI] So tell us the story.
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[HOPE] So do you all remember that day
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I went souvenir shopping on my own
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because you all thought it was lame
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and, "Who even buys souvenirs anymore?"
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- Yes.
- Yeah, it's instant garbage.
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Well, I was shopping for
T-shirts for my parents
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when I stumbled on an amazing
sculpture in one of the shops.
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And I asked the shopkeeper about it,
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but she said it wasn't for sale.
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But I was very persistent,
as you know I can be.
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- Oh, we know.
- [RENEE] Oh, yes.
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So, finally, the shop owner tells me
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she knows the artist,
who's in town visiting
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and that I'd have to
convince him to sell it to me.
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So I told her, "Get him on the phone."
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So she calls him up,
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and I give him all the reasons
he should sell it to me.
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And then he says,
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"I need to meet the woman who
wants this piece so badly."
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And then he tells me
not to leave the shop.
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Well, he walked in, and
we looked at each other,
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and that was it.
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[CHUCKLES]
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- T-that was it?
- [HOPE] Yeah.
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- [SONDI] Oh.
- I knew he was the one.
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- [SONDI] Well...
- And, Renee, you knew all this?
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[RENEE] Well, I didn't know all of that,
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but I knew as soon as she
came stumbling into that hotel
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with that goofy little grin
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like she just had the
best dick of her life,
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I knew something went down.
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So you hooked up in Tulum?
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Several times, yes, and
here in New York, too.
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Oh, so you've been... you've
been coming into the city
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without saying anything to anyone?
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- Yes. [LAUGHS]
- Oh.
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- And you knew this?
- I mean, I ain't know that.
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- You sneaky bitch.
- [BOTH SQUEAL]
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I'm so proud of you.
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Wait. So were you seeing him
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when you came here to check on me?
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Okay, less questions and
more "Hope, this is amazing.
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I can't wait to meet him."
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Hope, this is... this
is amazing. [CHUCKLES]
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But, you know, as your best friend,
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I have to ask these questions.
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So are you... are you sure about this?
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Surer than sure.
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The wedding is Sunday in Brooklyn.
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- Sunday?
- [WHITNEY] Brooklyn?
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I thought you wanted to get married
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in Martha's Vineyard.
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No, that's what my parents wanted.
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Now they're just excited
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for the possibility of grandchildren,
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and they couldn't be happier for me.
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- [RENEE] Aw.
- Oh.
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That is beautiful.
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Can I wear a dress with a
really high slit up the leg?
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Renee, you can wear whatever you want.
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You can even bring Preston.
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Oh. [SCOFFS] He's in Ghana
right now on business.
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But thank you, girl.
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Francisco... sounds hot.
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I know!
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It's out of the blue and
out of character for me,
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but love will make you
do some crazy things.
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But you're all happy for me, right?
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- [SONDI] Yes.
- [WHITNEY] Of course.
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- [RENEE] Yes.
- [HOPE] Okay, good.
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I have to go find a dress,
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but I would love for you all
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to come to Francisco's
studio tomorrow and meet him,
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if you have the time.
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- Oh, we will make the time.
- Yay!
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Good.
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Mmm.
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- Okay.
- [HOPE] Mm!
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Okay, I'm off. Mwah, mwah, mwah.
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I'll see you tomorrow?
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[WHITNEY] Yeah.
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- [SQUEALS]
- [WHITNEY CHUCKLES]
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I'm not happy about this.
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Like it or not, it's happening.
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?
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? We runnin', we runnin', we runnin' ?
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? We run the world, we run the... ?
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You don't think this is some
sort of reaction to me, right?
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What do you mean?
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Like, she's so disillusioned
by my breakup with Ola
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that she's being impulsive?
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- Egotistical much?
- [WHITNEY] Shut up.
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I just always thought
that Hope would marry...
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- An accountant?
- A white dude named Brad
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who works in insurance
and drives a Volvo?
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Yes.
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A guy more in her success lane.
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Look, I don't blame Hope
for wanting to marry a guy
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that can give her multiple Os.
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Shit, that's how Jason trapped my ass.
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- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
- [SONDI] Mm. [LAUGHS]
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Oh, Hope just sent me a pic.
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This looks just like my wedding dress.
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Your wedding dress didn't
look anything like that.
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Your wedding dress looked like
a Pussycat Doll got married.
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- Y'all some haters.
- [LAUGHS]
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[WHITNEY] Okay, what
the hell is going on?
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Why is Hope not reaching
out to me for my input?
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- I'm her best friend.
- Mm, somebody's jealous.
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Oh, please. I'm just concerned.
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Are you concerned about
the marriage itself,
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or are you concerned about
her off-the-rack wedding dress?
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Can't it be both?
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Look, I ain't trying
to steal Hope from you.
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I actually think Hope is trying
to spare your little feelings.
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But I'm fine.
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[SCOFFS] Just because things
didn't work out with Ola
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doesn't mean that I'm so fragile
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that I can't be there for my
friend when she falls in love
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with a man she barely knows.
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That came this close to
actually sounding supportive.
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Oh, come on, if you
had said yes to Matthew,
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I would've said something.
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And, Renee, if you
were marrying Preston,
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I would say something... crazy is crazy.
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You know, Whitney, just
because you like to be perfect
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and plan every detail
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doesn't mean that that's
everyone's journey.
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And by the way, if Preston asked,
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I'd say, "Yes."
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- No, you wouldn't.
- [RENEE] I would. You know what?
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Something hit me on the
PJ after Nana's funeral
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between the third and fourth course...
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that I could be Mrs. Prestify.
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He provides a good
life, he makes me laugh,
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and he's got a big dick.
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And if that's not love, what is?
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? Grab the keys and
let's go for a ride ?
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_
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Something I can help
you find in particular?
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Uh, I don't know.
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I'm just looking for something
for my first day of work.
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Let me guess...
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- supermodel.
- [LAUGHS] Oh, my God.
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All right, that was bad on purpose.
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Let me guess again.
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Advertising.
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Mm.
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Lucky second guess.
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Aren't you gonna guess what I do?
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- Oh, it isn't this?
- No.
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I'm actually getting my
master's in finance right now.
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This is just to put food on the table,
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but I have a serious five-year plan.
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Good for you.
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So what's your plan?
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Be rich in five years.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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You cocky as hell.
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"No doubt. Life is
good in Harlem, baby."
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Oh, my God, Paid in Full.
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That's... that's my favorite movie.
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Mine too.
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? ?
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[WHITNEY] Renee, Renee?
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- Renee?
- Huh? Sorry. [CHUCKLES]
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Like I was saying,
this is good for Hope.
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If she's as happy as I am with Preston,
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we shouldn't get in the way of that,
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even if she's buying
a dress off the rack
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two days before her wedding.
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- I agree with Renee.
- [RENEE] Mm-hmm.
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It's her life.
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Anyways, I got to get going right now.
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I have office hours in 30 minutes.
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Oh, how are things on campus going?
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Fine.
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I've definitely been hiding out
in my office since the breakup.
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I just can't take all of
the judgment right now.
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It's like I have 100 little
Whitneys just staring at me.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Okay, not funny.
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The next time the two
of you are on the verge
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of making a huge mistake,
I'll keep my mouth shut.
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Good. Bye.
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? ?
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That's the smartest
thing you've said all day.
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- [SCOFFS]
- [LAUGHS]
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[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS]
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? ?
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Your thoughts are strong,
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but I need more evidence
to support your statements.
248
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This is a research paper, not an essay.
249
00:09:01,418 --> 00:09:02,798
Uh, can I rewrite it?
250
00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:05,638
You can, but then I would
have to consider it late,
251
00:09:05,996 --> 00:09:08,093
and that would be a
full letter grade off.
252
00:09:08,104 --> 00:09:10,960
So the best you could do would be a B.
253
00:09:11,079 --> 00:09:12,559
Okay.
254
00:09:14,006 --> 00:09:16,725
Um... a C is fine.
255
00:09:16,736 --> 00:09:18,999
[SONDI] W... Do you want your paper?
256
00:09:19,447 --> 00:09:20,578
Nah, I'm good.
257
00:09:22,754 --> 00:09:24,667
Oh, Lord.
258
00:09:25,813 --> 00:09:27,139
- Ah, hey.
- Hello.
259
00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,679
Professor, how are you?
260
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I just came to chop it up,
261
00:09:31,045 --> 00:09:33,308
- as the young folks say.
- Oh.
262
00:09:33,357 --> 00:09:34,479
[BAPTISTE] I thought I would see you
263
00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:36,736
at the departmental mixer last week.
264
00:09:36,747 --> 00:09:38,548
Yeah, well, Matthew was there,
265
00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:40,992
so I figured I would
just, you know, skip it.
266
00:09:41,003 --> 00:09:43,049
[SIGHS] Yeah, that...
267
00:09:43,103 --> 00:09:45,119
What are people saying about me?
268
00:09:45,130 --> 00:09:47,300
You received death threats
in the comments section
269
00:09:47,311 --> 00:09:50,003
of that podcast just a few weeks ago,
and that didn't faze you.
270
00:09:50,014 --> 00:09:52,295
But now you care about
a little campus gossip?
271
00:09:52,306 --> 00:09:53,829
Okay, well, when you say it like that,
272
00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,147
I guess it does sound
a little bit ridiculous.
273
00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,657
Good. Then my point has been made.
274
00:09:58,791 --> 00:10:00,653
But I didn't come here to
talk about your personal life,
275
00:10:00,664 --> 00:10:03,014
which I somehow keep
getting pulled into.
276
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,890
I came in here because
I have some good news.
277
00:10:06,901 --> 00:10:09,860
? Let it be a raise, Jesus ?
278
00:10:09,888 --> 00:10:11,267
Jesus said no,
279
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:14,928
but the Langley Dissertation Fellowship
280
00:10:14,939 --> 00:10:18,116
is opening up applications
to third-year students.
281
00:10:18,593 --> 00:10:21,030
- Oh, they are?
- Mm-hmm.
282
00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:23,000
Just a small group of fellows.
283
00:10:23,136 --> 00:10:25,425
But I already spoke to
the selection committee,
284
00:10:25,436 --> 00:10:26,905
and you're on their radar.
285
00:10:26,916 --> 00:10:29,142
All you need to do is
write a stellar essay,
286
00:10:29,153 --> 00:10:32,092
which is no problem
for you, and you're in.
287
00:10:32,103 --> 00:10:33,727
- [CHUCKLES]
- Great.
288
00:10:33,738 --> 00:10:36,252
Um, thank you for... for telling me.
289
00:10:36,263 --> 00:10:38,308
I'll... I'll... I'll look into it.
290
00:10:38,559 --> 00:10:41,039
Why is it every time I bring
a great opportunity to you,
291
00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:43,355
the first words out of
your mouth are never,
292
00:10:43,366 --> 00:10:47,157
"Yes, Professor Baptiste,
thank you, Professor Baptiste"?
293
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,692
I did just say "thank you."
294
00:10:49,703 --> 00:10:51,963
[BAPTISTE] I really
like this for you, Sondi.
295
00:10:51,974 --> 00:10:54,063
It's prestigious,
296
00:10:54,074 --> 00:10:56,425
and they would provide a stipend for you
297
00:10:56,436 --> 00:10:59,787
and pay for your research expenses.
298
00:11:00,002 --> 00:11:03,310
You'd be getting paid to
write your dissertation.
299
00:11:03,717 --> 00:11:05,109
When's the deadline?
300
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,643
You have plenty of time.
301
00:11:06,777 --> 00:11:07,996
Two weeks.
302
00:11:10,949 --> 00:11:12,995
Stay focused.
303
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,448
Okay?
304
00:11:15,856 --> 00:11:18,171
Uh, no, don't talk to me. Talk to my TA.
305
00:11:18,182 --> 00:11:20,532
- [SIGHS]
- [KNOCK AT DOOR]
306
00:11:21,452 --> 00:11:23,222
Hi. Sorry. Sit.
307
00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:24,712
Giving out Cs.
308
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,618
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
309
00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:30,317
? ?
310
00:11:30,762 --> 00:11:32,960
[PERCUSSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
311
00:11:32,971 --> 00:11:34,735
? ?
312
00:11:34,746 --> 00:11:37,749
Isn't it weird I can't find a
single picture of him online?
313
00:11:38,069 --> 00:11:40,768
His entire Instagram is just art.
314
00:11:40,998 --> 00:11:43,592
No, I've seen way worse on men's IGs.
315
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,843
Will you stop trying to be a private eye
316
00:11:45,854 --> 00:11:47,389
and just meet the man?
317
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,794
Well, says the one person
who's actually seen his face.
318
00:11:49,805 --> 00:11:51,545
[SCOFFS] I never said I saw his face.
319
00:11:51,613 --> 00:11:54,612
- I said I've seen pictures.
- What does that even mean?
320
00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:56,070
Oh, my God.
321
00:11:56,081 --> 00:11:58,388
Did you see a dick pic?
322
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,592
- [LAUGHS]
- Okay, that's another strike.
323
00:12:01,603 --> 00:12:04,190
Men who send dick pics
are not marriage material.
324
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,667
Well, I guess no man is
marriage material. [SCOFFS]
325
00:12:06,678 --> 00:12:08,811
Ola never sent you a
little something, something
326
00:12:08,822 --> 00:12:11,216
for the spank bank?
327
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,685
- I want to change the subject.
- [SONDI] Mm-hmm.
328
00:12:13,748 --> 00:12:14,793
Oh.
329
00:12:14,804 --> 00:12:16,485
Well, would you look at that?
330
00:12:16,496 --> 00:12:19,438
[SINGER] ? Within, within ?
331
00:12:20,334 --> 00:12:22,201
? Within ?
332
00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:26,005
- Oh, my God.
- This is not what I expected.
333
00:12:26,242 --> 00:12:29,811
[SINGER] ? Within, within ?
334
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,671
Good for you, Hope.
335
00:12:31,682 --> 00:12:33,336
Sondi, Whitney, and Renee?
336
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,761
I'm Francisco. [SMOOCHES]
337
00:12:35,772 --> 00:12:37,948
- [RENEE] Mm.
- But you can call me Frank.
338
00:12:38,127 --> 00:12:40,220
It's my great pleasure
to meet all of you,
339
00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:41,591
especially you, Sondi.
340
00:12:41,602 --> 00:12:43,681
I've been following you on
social media for a few weeks,
341
00:12:43,692 --> 00:12:45,694
and you're really smart and insightful.
342
00:12:45,705 --> 00:12:48,418
Ah, well, you have won me over.
343
00:12:48,429 --> 00:12:50,822
- Welcome to the family.
- Okay, relax.
344
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,870
[CHUCKLES] We still have
some questions, right?
345
00:12:52,881 --> 00:12:55,267
- We really don't.
- None that I can think of.
346
00:12:55,278 --> 00:12:57,409
[CHUCKLES] You must be
Whitney, the tough cookie.
347
00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,553
The skeptical best friend, yeah.
348
00:12:59,564 --> 00:13:02,477
Oh, you made it.
349
00:13:02,488 --> 00:13:04,782
This is Francisco.
350
00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:06,539
Hope has told me all about you three,
351
00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:10,376
and she was right... you all
are visions, just like my Hope.
352
00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:14,776
[CHUCKLES STERNLY] So, Frank,
you live here in Brooklyn?
353
00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:16,704
I live all over the place, but, yes.
354
00:13:16,787 --> 00:13:19,892
Mm, and you know that
Hope has a great job
355
00:13:19,903 --> 00:13:21,876
and life in Sacramento.
356
00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,933
I don't think anyone's put
the word "great" and Sacramento
357
00:13:24,944 --> 00:13:27,459
- in the same sentence.
- [LAUGHTER]
358
00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:29,022
[HOPE] Yeah, that part.
359
00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:32,491
I mean, we're still figuring
everything out, but don't worry.
360
00:13:32,502 --> 00:13:35,244
I'll still have a great
job wherever I land...
361
00:13:35,335 --> 00:13:37,337
- as long as it's with him.
- Baby.
362
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:40,251
And, uh, is that you?
363
00:13:40,262 --> 00:13:41,357
It is.
364
00:13:41,368 --> 00:13:43,108
[FRANCISCO] That's it. [CHUCKLES]
365
00:13:43,119 --> 00:13:45,655
- [SONDI] And, Francisco, you...
- [HOPE] Ooh, he did.
366
00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:46,710
[SONDI] Okay.
367
00:13:47,214 --> 00:13:49,129
[HOPE] It's not for sale.
368
00:13:49,268 --> 00:13:51,588
[FRANCISCO] Did Hope tell you we're
gonna be in Argentina for a month
369
00:13:51,599 --> 00:13:52,849
starting Monday?
370
00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:54,421
The honeymoon's going to be beautiful.
371
00:13:54,432 --> 00:13:56,067
- [HOPE] Mm-hmm.
- [WHITNEY] Argentina?
372
00:13:56,078 --> 00:13:58,329
What happened to the
catacombs in Palermo?
373
00:13:58,340 --> 00:13:59,617
Francisco happened.
374
00:13:59,628 --> 00:14:01,439
[RENEE CHUCKLES] I know that's right.
375
00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:02,669
[LAUGHS]
376
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,699
?
377
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,712
[RENEE] Ooh.
378
00:14:04,949 --> 00:14:07,256
?
379
00:14:07,578 --> 00:14:08,580
[RENEE] Okay.
380
00:14:09,426 --> 00:14:13,251
? 6 foot 5 ?
? I can fly ?
381
00:14:13,262 --> 00:14:16,221
To Hope and Francisco,
382
00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:19,104
who we will not name again
until we're home from the club.
383
00:14:19,115 --> 00:14:20,388
- [WHITNEY] Hey.
- [HOPE] Hey!
384
00:14:20,399 --> 00:14:21,857
Drink up, bitches.
385
00:14:21,868 --> 00:14:24,306
[HOPE LAUGHS]
386
00:14:24,974 --> 00:14:26,062
Mm.
387
00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:27,843
- Ahh.
- [WHITNEY SNIFFS]
388
00:14:27,854 --> 00:14:30,235
I cannot believe we are
having another bachelorette.
389
00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:33,630
Mm, well, hopefully the
outcome of this one will be better.
390
00:14:33,669 --> 00:14:35,314
Damn, Renee, I'm right here.
391
00:14:35,325 --> 00:14:36,849
Well, that's why I'm hosting, too,
392
00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:38,771
because we all know
that Sondi's apartment
393
00:14:38,782 --> 00:14:40,321
has a relationship curse.
394
00:14:40,332 --> 00:14:41,508
Well, you're not wrong.
395
00:14:41,519 --> 00:14:42,580
Okay, did you two ever think
396
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:46,135
that maybe it was the
relationships that were cursed?
397
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,190
Okay.
398
00:14:47,201 --> 00:14:49,152
No more talk of cursed relationships.
399
00:14:49,163 --> 00:14:52,529
- Oh, having second thoughts?
- Yes, but not about Francisco.
400
00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:54,564
Okay, I'm done. I've said my piece.
401
00:14:54,814 --> 00:14:57,904
Good, 'cause I've got a surprise.
402
00:14:58,254 --> 00:14:59,738
[SQUEALS]
403
00:15:00,078 --> 00:15:02,822
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
404
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:06,010
- Bring it in.
- [WHITNEY LAUGHING]
405
00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:09,894
[HOPE GASPS] Oh, my God!
406
00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,635
This one kind of looks like Francisco's.
407
00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:15,661
Mm, good, my photographic
memory coming in handy.
408
00:15:15,672 --> 00:15:17,121
Did you describe his dick,
409
00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:19,839
like some kind of erotic
police sketch artist?
410
00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:21,112
I may have.
411
00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:23,671
Okay. Renee...
412
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,907
which one of these looks like Preston's?
413
00:15:26,918 --> 00:15:29,251
- Don't be crass, Sondi.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
414
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,901
Though I did make a
mold of Jason's once.
415
00:15:31,912 --> 00:15:32,948
- [HOPE] You did?
- [WHITNEY] What?
416
00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:34,613
Mm-hmm, I was working for this campaign
417
00:15:34,624 --> 00:15:37,806
for this company... Design a Dick.
418
00:15:37,878 --> 00:15:39,619
Okay, it's ready.
419
00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:41,502
So I'm just supposed
to stick it in this...
420
00:15:41,811 --> 00:15:43,054
What is this?
421
00:15:43,298 --> 00:15:46,526
Well, the directions says it's
an algae-based molding powder,
422
00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:48,889
but you can't just stick it in.
423
00:15:49,112 --> 00:15:51,637
It's got to be hard first.
424
00:15:51,734 --> 00:15:53,910
You better get this account.
425
00:15:53,977 --> 00:15:57,105
Mm, that's why I love you so much,
426
00:15:57,299 --> 00:15:59,736
'cause you support me no matter what.
427
00:16:02,314 --> 00:16:04,710
Yeah. He had a rash for a few days,
428
00:16:04,721 --> 00:16:07,594
but he was a good sport about it.
429
00:16:07,605 --> 00:16:09,174
I did not need to know any of that.
430
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,008
- [SONDI] Mm-mm.
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES, VIBRATES]
431
00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:14,285
- Oh, no.
- Is everything okay?
432
00:16:14,296 --> 00:16:16,637
My dress isn't gonna be
ready in time for the wedding.
433
00:16:16,648 --> 00:16:18,214
- [ALL] What?
- [WHITNEY] Why?
434
00:16:18,225 --> 00:16:20,248
Uh, the tailor's carpal
tunnel is acting up,
435
00:16:20,259 --> 00:16:22,729
and it's... it's too late
to book a replacement.
436
00:16:24,427 --> 00:16:26,067
Oh, well...
437
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,700
I'll just get something
at Kohl's tomorrow.
438
00:16:28,766 --> 00:16:29,906
Girl, no.
439
00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:30,919
Why are you so calm?
440
00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:33,170
I'd have to slap the
shit out of somebody.
441
00:16:33,181 --> 00:16:36,331
You know, I don't sweat the small stuff.
442
00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:37,787
[SONDI] Mm, okay.
443
00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:39,890
Aren't you the same woman
who ran out of a restaurant
444
00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:42,817
because they served the
entrees before the appetizers?
445
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:44,938
Mm, tut-tut.
446
00:16:45,273 --> 00:16:47,666
That was the old Hope.
447
00:16:48,027 --> 00:16:50,364
Ladies, I know when you look at me,
448
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:53,422
all you see is a flawless goddess,
449
00:16:54,066 --> 00:16:55,456
but here's the tea.
450
00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:57,367
Old Hope was miserable.
451
00:16:57,378 --> 00:17:00,873
I was always working
or planning or saving
452
00:17:00,884 --> 00:17:02,583
but never living.
453
00:17:02,925 --> 00:17:06,669
Old Hope was eating out
every night and depressed.
454
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,881
New Hope is getting eaten
out every night and happy.
455
00:17:09,892 --> 00:17:10,896
Yes!
456
00:17:10,907 --> 00:17:13,041
Now, be a dear, pass me that ass.
457
00:17:13,052 --> 00:17:15,175
[ALL CHANTING] Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass.
458
00:17:15,186 --> 00:17:16,753
[SONDI] Hey!
459
00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:18,512
Should I bite it?
460
00:17:18,523 --> 00:17:20,078
That's what she said.
461
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:22,613
[SQUEALING, LAUGHTER]
462
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,061
[SINGER] ? Give me that
fucked-up price tag ?
463
00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:27,944
[UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS]
464
00:17:27,998 --> 00:17:30,174
? ?
465
00:17:30,205 --> 00:17:32,197
[WHITNEY] It has been a while
since I've come to Brooklyn.
466
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:34,334
[RENEE] I know, but I
done ran through Harlem.
467
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,727
[HOPE CHUCKLES]
468
00:17:35,738 --> 00:17:38,975
But besides, this might
be Hope's new hood.
469
00:17:38,986 --> 00:17:41,379
- Don't get your hopes up.
- [RENEE GIGGLES]
470
00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:43,360
Frank and I are still figuring that out.
471
00:17:44,057 --> 00:17:45,928
[RENEE] Oh, God.
472
00:17:46,284 --> 00:17:48,001
Not you again.
473
00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:50,742
Let me guess. You don't remember us.
474
00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:52,189
Yeah, I remember you.
475
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,250
You're the older ladies
from the other club.
476
00:17:54,261 --> 00:17:55,588
What's the password?
477
00:17:55,769 --> 00:17:58,924
"Emotional trauma"
that you've caused us.
478
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:00,380
Let us in.
479
00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:01,554
I'm sorry. That's not it.
480
00:18:01,565 --> 00:18:02,664
Just let us in!
481
00:18:02,675 --> 00:18:03,905
[HOPE] Oh, just...
482
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:07,304
Let me just text
Francisco. Maybe he knows.
483
00:18:07,315 --> 00:18:08,700
Oh, shit, you Francisco's lady?
484
00:18:08,711 --> 00:18:09,734
Mm-hmm.
485
00:18:09,745 --> 00:18:12,098
- Shit, come on in.
- [HOPE] Oh.
486
00:18:12,109 --> 00:18:13,111
Well...
487
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:14,971
Hmm.
488
00:18:14,982 --> 00:18:16,287
Little bitch.
489
00:18:16,371 --> 00:18:18,246
We are not old.
490
00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:19,735
Thank you.
491
00:18:19,769 --> 00:18:22,554
? ?
492
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,459
[HOPE] Babe!
493
00:18:27,677 --> 00:18:29,660
Well, that would explain why
he would know the password.
494
00:18:29,671 --> 00:18:30,672
[SONDI CHUCKLES]
495
00:18:30,683 --> 00:18:32,076
- [RENEE] Uh, Hope?
- Mm.
496
00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:34,473
- Why is your man here?
- Oh.
497
00:18:34,828 --> 00:18:37,134
I invited him! [GIGGLES]
498
00:18:37,471 --> 00:18:39,404
Okay, your girl is gone,
499
00:18:39,415 --> 00:18:40,687
like full-on "Megan Thee Stallion
500
00:18:40,698 --> 00:18:43,222
hugging her man around the
waist on the Internet" gone.
501
00:18:43,804 --> 00:18:46,546
- Well, if it's up...
- Then it's stuck.
502
00:18:46,557 --> 00:18:48,677
- [BOTH GRUNT GOOFILY]
- Y'all are a mess.
503
00:18:48,688 --> 00:18:50,574
[RENEE CHUCKLES] Hey.
504
00:18:50,585 --> 00:18:52,396
[SINGER] ? Ready to go ?
? I hop in my car ?
505
00:18:52,407 --> 00:18:54,521
? I ride in the dark ?
? You know, under the bell ?
506
00:18:54,532 --> 00:18:56,447
? Touchin' myself, see,
I'm up by your flogs ?
507
00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,583
? Watch you excited open the door ?
508
00:18:58,594 --> 00:19:00,660
? Wait, stop can you hear me moaning? ?
509
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,627
Venti White Chocolate?
510
00:19:02,757 --> 00:19:03,767
Excuse me?
511
00:19:03,778 --> 00:19:06,433
Your drink order at Starbucks.
512
00:19:06,624 --> 00:19:09,981
- Oh! Oh, you're my...
- [BOTH] Barista!
513
00:19:09,992 --> 00:19:12,185
I'm Carissa. Left the name tag at work.
514
00:19:12,196 --> 00:19:14,329
- [CHUCKLES]
- You're Whitney.
515
00:19:14,372 --> 00:19:17,201
I know because I'm
always writing your name,
516
00:19:17,392 --> 00:19:18,559
correctly, I might add.
517
00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:21,354
Uh, yeah, which I
appreciate, by the way.
518
00:19:21,365 --> 00:19:23,973
Oh, it's so funny to run
into you way out here.
519
00:19:23,984 --> 00:19:25,594
Yeah, my date brought me out here.
520
00:19:25,605 --> 00:19:27,043
Aww, that's nice.
521
00:19:27,186 --> 00:19:29,487
- [PERSON] Hey.
- Oh, here he is.
522
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,223
- Hey.
- Hey. Whitney.
523
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,742
Oh, my God. You two know each other?
524
00:19:36,797 --> 00:19:39,359
Yeah, yeah, we do.
We-we used to be engaged.
525
00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:41,114
Go to college...
526
00:19:41,885 --> 00:19:43,670
Oh, shit.
527
00:19:43,804 --> 00:19:46,384
- Awkward.
- No, it's fine.
528
00:19:46,808 --> 00:19:48,024
Yeah, it is.
529
00:19:48,035 --> 00:19:49,533
So what... what are you... what
are you doing here, Whitney?
530
00:19:49,544 --> 00:19:51,067
Ola!
531
00:19:51,078 --> 00:19:52,602
I'm getting married.
532
00:19:52,613 --> 00:19:55,398
- Oh, what?
- Yeah, tomorrow.
533
00:19:55,909 --> 00:19:57,180
Sorry I can't invite you,
534
00:19:57,191 --> 00:19:58,705
but Whitney's my best
friend on the planet,
535
00:19:58,716 --> 00:20:00,805
and that would've been awkward as hell.
536
00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:03,419
Yeah, that... that seems
to be a recurring theme.
537
00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:06,410
Um, so w-who's... who's the lucky guy?
538
00:20:06,421 --> 00:20:08,031
Oh, he over there.
539
00:20:08,269 --> 00:20:10,227
Wow. Nice.
540
00:20:10,238 --> 00:20:11,783
- [WHITNEY] Mm.
- And who are you?
541
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,100
I'm Ola's date.
542
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:14,849
Oh.
543
00:20:14,898 --> 00:20:16,378
[JOHNNY ROXX "TICK TOCK" PLAYING]
544
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,174
- Girl, they playing our song.
- Yeah.
545
00:20:18,185 --> 00:20:19,572
[SINGER] ? We don't give a... ?
546
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,672
? Way too drunk ?
? We don't give a... ?
547
00:20:21,989 --> 00:20:23,904
? We gonna leave it up ?
? We don't give a... ?
548
00:20:23,915 --> 00:20:26,004
? Yo, we don't give a... ?
549
00:20:26,388 --> 00:20:28,172
? Too much money ?
? We don't give a... ?
550
00:20:28,659 --> 00:20:31,325
- ? Way too drunk... ?
- Ooh, it's weird seeing Ola
551
00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:32,728
- with someone else.
- [WHITNEY SIGHS]
552
00:20:32,739 --> 00:20:34,966
Even if it is just
some little Tinder date.
553
00:20:34,977 --> 00:20:36,457
You two should be together.
554
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:38,906
It's okay. I'm better now.
555
00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:40,932
And you don't have
to avoid talking to me
556
00:20:40,943 --> 00:20:43,543
about Francisco or your life.
I can handle it.
557
00:20:43,554 --> 00:20:44,947
I know.
558
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,688
If I'm being real, I just didn't
559
00:20:46,698 --> 00:20:48,422
want you to try and talk me out of it.
560
00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:50,603
- Oh.
- You can be very convincing.
561
00:20:50,614 --> 00:20:52,791
Well, now that I've had
a little time with him,
562
00:20:52,802 --> 00:20:55,368
- emphasis on the "little"...
- [LAUGHS]
563
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,828
... I can see how happy you are,
564
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,237
and I don't think there's
anything I could have said
565
00:20:58,248 --> 00:21:00,398
- that would stop this.
- You got that right!
566
00:21:00,409 --> 00:21:02,732
- [LAUGHTER]
- [FRANCISCO] Hey.
567
00:21:03,106 --> 00:21:04,931
[RENEE] Ahh.
568
00:21:04,942 --> 00:21:08,293
So, Frankie, you're gonna
do right by our girl, right?
569
00:21:08,741 --> 00:21:10,307
By my Hope and by all of you.
570
00:21:10,714 --> 00:21:12,354
Your best friends are
now my best friends.
571
00:21:12,365 --> 00:21:14,102
[ALL] Aww.
572
00:21:14,113 --> 00:21:16,419
But don't you even think about
moving out of the country.
573
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,615
We already lost one friend.
574
00:21:18,626 --> 00:21:20,673
Oh, I'll be wherever
Hope wants me to be.
575
00:21:20,684 --> 00:21:22,562
- [RENEE] That's a good answer.
- It's the right answer.
576
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,432
Are you crying?
577
00:21:24,838 --> 00:21:28,273
- No.
- You know she is. Ooh, I love you all.
578
00:21:28,396 --> 00:21:29,648
[ALL] Oh!
579
00:21:29,659 --> 00:21:31,630
[RENEE] Let's sing the
theme song from Golden Girls.
580
00:21:31,641 --> 00:21:34,110
- Yeah!
- No, Living Single.
581
00:21:34,121 --> 00:21:35,238
[ALL SHOUT]
582
00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:36,886
Y'all might be living single,
583
00:21:36,897 --> 00:21:38,595
but I'm getting married tomorrow.
584
00:21:38,606 --> 00:21:40,477
[ALL CHEER]
585
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:41,878
Pow!
586
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:45,208
? ?
587
00:21:45,366 --> 00:21:47,230
[SINGER] ? Unless you ?
? On the wave of my ocean ?
588
00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:49,785
? Oh, unless you got
my face on the socials ?
589
00:21:49,796 --> 00:21:51,909
? It's emotional ?
? Ros�, keep it old-school ?
590
00:21:52,038 --> 00:21:54,383
? Then I'm back up in the
club with the frozen... ?
591
00:21:54,394 --> 00:21:57,136
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
592
00:21:57,378 --> 00:21:59,902
? ?
593
00:22:03,231 --> 00:22:05,625
- Hey.
- Hey.
594
00:22:05,729 --> 00:22:08,080
Uh, so where's your date? [CHUCKLES]
595
00:22:08,151 --> 00:22:11,018
- Uh, bathroom.
- Hmm.
596
00:22:12,452 --> 00:22:14,488
So how did you two meet?
597
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,501
You don't drink coffee, so... [CHUCKLES]
598
00:22:17,414 --> 00:22:19,345
Uh, an app, actually.
599
00:22:19,622 --> 00:22:20,864
Right.
600
00:22:21,652 --> 00:22:23,132
I saw you on there.
601
00:22:23,262 --> 00:22:25,351
I saw you, too.
602
00:22:25,362 --> 00:22:28,013
My leg was in one of your profile pics.
603
00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:31,388
Mm, yeah. My arm was in one of yours.
604
00:22:31,399 --> 00:22:32,487
[CHUCKLES]
605
00:22:34,534 --> 00:22:36,536
[GIGGLES AWKWARDLY]
606
00:22:38,072 --> 00:22:39,881
[OLA] Hope looks really happy.
607
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:43,440
- Like, she's cloud nine.
- [LAUGHS]
608
00:22:43,979 --> 00:22:45,763
[OLA] How long have
they known each other?
609
00:22:45,793 --> 00:22:47,621
Four months.
610
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:49,506
Wow. Four...
611
00:22:49,517 --> 00:22:50,870
- Wow.
- Yeah.
612
00:22:50,881 --> 00:22:52,752
- God damn.
- Yeah.
613
00:22:53,317 --> 00:22:56,339
You can come to the wedding if you want.
She's your friend, too.
614
00:22:56,350 --> 00:22:57,841
Nah, it's all good. Enjoy it.
615
00:22:57,852 --> 00:22:59,427
I'm all...
616
00:22:59,888 --> 00:23:02,171
wedding'd out. [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
617
00:23:02,182 --> 00:23:04,818
? ?
618
00:23:04,947 --> 00:23:06,688
So I-I hear you're moving.
619
00:23:07,491 --> 00:23:08,644
Where'd you hear that?
620
00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:11,788
The apartment broker
called me to ask me out.
621
00:23:12,927 --> 00:23:15,872
My... These women are ruthless.
622
00:23:15,883 --> 00:23:17,748
You said no, right?
623
00:23:18,636 --> 00:23:21,830
So you find a new place or... or no?
624
00:23:22,711 --> 00:23:25,148
I'm, uh, thinking of buying, actually.
625
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,978
Oh, really?
626
00:23:27,069 --> 00:23:28,458
That... that's smart.
627
00:23:28,469 --> 00:23:31,290
? ?
628
00:23:31,301 --> 00:23:34,258
Yeah, yeah, we probably should
have bought something years ago.
629
00:23:35,918 --> 00:23:37,615
That... that's my fault.
630
00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:40,506
Ah, you wanted to get
married before we owned.
631
00:23:40,517 --> 00:23:43,161
It's... it's normal. [CHUCKLES]
632
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:44,952
A little patriarchal.
633
00:23:44,963 --> 00:23:47,651
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, that's a
very nice way of putting it.
634
00:23:47,662 --> 00:23:49,533
[BOTH LAUGH]
635
00:23:49,544 --> 00:23:51,546
? ?
636
00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:54,386
It's really nice to see you.
637
00:23:55,391 --> 00:23:56,998
You too.
638
00:23:57,498 --> 00:23:59,326
[CHUCKLES]
639
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:02,242
? ?
640
00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:11,446
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
641
00:24:11,649 --> 00:24:13,869
? ?
642
00:24:14,143 --> 00:24:15,766
[PERSON] Will you please stand?
643
00:24:15,777 --> 00:24:18,475
[ROMANTIC GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
644
00:24:18,649 --> 00:24:21,348
? ?
645
00:24:29,878 --> 00:24:32,576
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
646
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,283
Wow.
647
00:24:36,335 --> 00:24:38,989
? ?
648
00:24:43,152 --> 00:24:44,929
[MUSIC ENDS]
649
00:24:44,956 --> 00:24:47,523
Have I been sleeping on Kohl's?
650
00:24:47,534 --> 00:24:49,850
Girl, that dress ain't from Kohl's.
651
00:24:54,941 --> 00:24:56,354
- I do. I do.
- I do!
652
00:24:56,365 --> 00:24:58,149
[BOTH MOANING]
653
00:24:58,191 --> 00:25:00,211
Well, damn. they ain't waste no time.
654
00:25:00,222 --> 00:25:03,248
I think legally the officiant
still has to say something.
655
00:25:03,259 --> 00:25:06,001
- Oh, no, here she comes.
- [APPLAUSE]
656
00:25:06,175 --> 00:25:08,917
? ?
657
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:16,074
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658
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:28,266
I'm still in love with Jason.
659
00:25:28,429 --> 00:25:31,911
?
660
00:25:35,417 --> 00:25:40,095
? Watching the stars again ?
661
00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:41,173
?
662
00:25:41,184 --> 00:25:47,292
? Wondering where
they end and we begin ?
663
00:25:47,303 --> 00:25:50,670
?
664
00:25:50,681 --> 00:25:56,037
? Under the sleepless night ?
665
00:25:56,356 --> 00:26:02,742
? Feel the warmth of
a memory by my side ?
666
00:26:02,753 --> 00:26:04,836
?
667
00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:08,077
? Can we relive a dream? ?
668
00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:10,953
? It's never what it seems ?
669
00:26:10,964 --> 00:26:12,835
? Maybe better ?
670
00:26:12,846 --> 00:26:17,746
? Just when you think you
know where you're headed ?
671
00:26:17,757 --> 00:26:22,588
?
672
00:26:22,599 --> 00:26:25,254
?
673
00:26:25,265 --> 00:26:27,262
[WOMAN] Whoo-hoo![GIGGLES]
674
00:26:27,312 --> 00:26:31,862
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