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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,543 --> 00:00:05,276 [RENEE] Previously on Run the World... 2 00:00:05,287 --> 00:00:08,059 I'm Ola, otherwise known as Dr. Adeyemo. 3 00:00:08,070 --> 00:00:09,409 Oh, God, just swipe left. 4 00:00:09,420 --> 00:00:11,831 [JASON] Hey, I'm, uh, going to Atlanta next week. 5 00:00:11,842 --> 00:00:13,107 How long you gonna be gone? 6 00:00:13,118 --> 00:00:15,109 - Few months maybe. - What? 7 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:16,894 - You gonna miss me? - [RENEE] Negro, please. 8 00:00:16,905 --> 00:00:18,167 Don't let me keep you. 9 00:00:18,178 --> 00:00:19,832 You free to run off to Hotlanta. 10 00:00:19,843 --> 00:00:21,949 I'm just here trying to network, not date. 11 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,486 I am the network. Besides, I think we could do both. 12 00:00:24,497 --> 00:00:27,687 So you're not gonna live with us anymore? 13 00:00:27,698 --> 00:00:29,265 - No, chicken. - Wait a minute. 14 00:00:29,276 --> 00:00:30,887 Why am I comforting you, when I'm the one 15 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:33,770 with the funeral to help plan and a eulogy to write? 16 00:00:33,781 --> 00:00:35,739 [SNIFFLES] I know that you guys loved Ola. 17 00:00:35,971 --> 00:00:37,371 I'm sorry that it didn't work out, 18 00:00:37,382 --> 00:00:39,786 but I just really need you guys to be on my side. 19 00:00:39,797 --> 00:00:40,813 How you holding up? 20 00:00:40,824 --> 00:00:42,615 My mom had to sell something of my nana's 21 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,672 that she said she was gonna give me. 22 00:00:44,683 --> 00:00:46,787 [JASON] That mink stole from the photo. 23 00:00:46,798 --> 00:00:48,268 [RENEE] I can't believe you remember that. 24 00:00:48,279 --> 00:00:49,679 [JASON] I remember a lot of things. 25 00:00:50,938 --> 00:00:53,724 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 26 00:00:53,898 --> 00:00:56,814 ? ? 27 00:00:56,945 --> 00:01:00,731 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 28 00:01:00,742 --> 00:01:02,557 [WHITNEY] I can't believe Hope flew all the way to New York 29 00:01:02,568 --> 00:01:03,854 to tell us big news. 30 00:01:03,865 --> 00:01:05,954 I can. She lives in Sacramento. 31 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:08,011 I'd come to New York every chance I got. 32 00:01:08,022 --> 00:01:10,721 Maybe that's the news. Maybe she's moving to New York. 33 00:01:10,732 --> 00:01:12,581 No, that would never happen. 34 00:01:12,592 --> 00:01:15,246 It-it would be months and months of planning. 35 00:01:15,603 --> 00:01:17,605 - Ooh, ooh! - Oh. 36 00:01:17,736 --> 00:01:19,399 - [WHITNEY] Oh! - [HOPE] Hi! 37 00:01:19,410 --> 00:01:22,730 - [SCREAMS] - [WHITNEY] Look at you. 38 00:01:22,741 --> 00:01:23,915 [SONDI] Okay, gloves 39 00:01:23,926 --> 00:01:25,756 [WHITNEY] Hey, what is the scoop? Tell us. 40 00:01:25,767 --> 00:01:28,226 I know it's a lot, but I'm getting married. 41 00:01:28,237 --> 00:01:30,282 Wha... Married? [LAUGHS] 42 00:01:30,293 --> 00:01:31,337 To yourself? 43 00:01:31,481 --> 00:01:32,787 Girl, no! 44 00:01:32,890 --> 00:01:35,980 - His name is... - [BOTH] Francisco! 45 00:01:35,991 --> 00:01:38,428 - They met in Tulum. - [BOTH] Oh. 46 00:01:38,439 --> 00:01:40,528 - Can I tell the story? - Yes. My bad. 47 00:01:41,015 --> 00:01:42,355 [SONDI] Uh, Tulum, 48 00:01:42,366 --> 00:01:44,769 as in the "trip we just took four months ago" Tulum? 49 00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:46,869 Yes. He's an artist. 50 00:01:46,931 --> 00:01:49,852 A sculptor, actually. 51 00:01:50,128 --> 00:01:52,118 I'm sorry. I'll be quiet. I'll be quiet. 52 00:01:52,129 --> 00:01:54,643 So you're marrying someone you've known for four months? 53 00:01:54,654 --> 00:01:56,703 I know. It's crazy. 54 00:01:56,714 --> 00:01:59,527 But I feel like I've known him my entire life. 55 00:01:59,538 --> 00:02:02,367 Mm-hmm. They're soul mates. 56 00:02:02,532 --> 00:02:04,490 [SONDI] So tell us the story. 57 00:02:04,501 --> 00:02:05,959 [HOPE] So do you all remember that day 58 00:02:05,970 --> 00:02:08,016 I went souvenir shopping on my own 59 00:02:08,027 --> 00:02:09,427 because you all thought it was lame 60 00:02:09,438 --> 00:02:11,136 and, "Who even buys souvenirs anymore?" 61 00:02:11,147 --> 00:02:13,106 - Yes. - Yeah, it's instant garbage. 62 00:02:13,117 --> 00:02:15,274 Well, I was shopping for T-shirts for my parents 63 00:02:15,285 --> 00:02:18,184 when I stumbled on an amazing sculpture in one of the shops. 64 00:02:18,195 --> 00:02:19,535 And I asked the shopkeeper about it, 65 00:02:19,546 --> 00:02:21,331 but she said it wasn't for sale. 66 00:02:21,527 --> 00:02:23,488 But I was very persistent, as you know I can be. 67 00:02:23,499 --> 00:02:25,142 - Oh, we know. - [RENEE] Oh, yes. 68 00:02:25,153 --> 00:02:27,066 So, finally, the shop owner tells me 69 00:02:27,077 --> 00:02:29,470 she knows the artist, who's in town visiting 70 00:02:29,481 --> 00:02:31,570 and that I'd have to convince him to sell it to me. 71 00:02:31,581 --> 00:02:33,409 So I told her, "Get him on the phone." 72 00:02:33,812 --> 00:02:35,048 So she calls him up, 73 00:02:35,059 --> 00:02:38,087 and I give him all the reasons he should sell it to me. 74 00:02:38,098 --> 00:02:39,653 And then he says, 75 00:02:39,664 --> 00:02:43,485 "I need to meet the woman who wants this piece so badly." 76 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,549 And then he tells me not to leave the shop. 77 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,693 Well, he walked in, and we looked at each other, 78 00:02:49,525 --> 00:02:50,656 and that was it. 79 00:02:51,207 --> 00:02:52,257 [CHUCKLES] 80 00:02:52,268 --> 00:02:54,327 - T-that was it? - [HOPE] Yeah. 81 00:02:54,338 --> 00:02:56,164 - [SONDI] Oh. - I knew he was the one. 82 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:59,012 - [SONDI] Well... - And, Renee, you knew all this? 83 00:02:59,023 --> 00:03:00,677 [RENEE] Well, I didn't know all of that, 84 00:03:00,688 --> 00:03:03,962 but I knew as soon as she came stumbling into that hotel 85 00:03:03,973 --> 00:03:05,203 with that goofy little grin 86 00:03:05,214 --> 00:03:06,955 like she just had the best dick of her life, 87 00:03:06,966 --> 00:03:08,752 I knew something went down. 88 00:03:09,239 --> 00:03:11,543 So you hooked up in Tulum? 89 00:03:11,554 --> 00:03:14,791 Several times, yes, and here in New York, too. 90 00:03:14,802 --> 00:03:16,750 Oh, so you've been... you've been coming into the city 91 00:03:16,761 --> 00:03:18,606 without saying anything to anyone? 92 00:03:18,617 --> 00:03:20,768 - Yes. [LAUGHS] - Oh. 93 00:03:20,779 --> 00:03:23,341 - And you knew this? - I mean, I ain't know that. 94 00:03:23,352 --> 00:03:25,828 - You sneaky bitch. - [BOTH SQUEAL] 95 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,437 I'm so proud of you. 96 00:03:27,448 --> 00:03:29,309 Wait. So were you seeing him 97 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,956 when you came here to check on me? 98 00:03:30,967 --> 00:03:34,723 Okay, less questions and more "Hope, this is amazing. 99 00:03:34,734 --> 00:03:36,419 I can't wait to meet him." 100 00:03:36,430 --> 00:03:39,360 Hope, this is... this is amazing. [CHUCKLES] 101 00:03:39,371 --> 00:03:40,771 But, you know, as your best friend, 102 00:03:40,782 --> 00:03:42,480 I have to ask these questions. 103 00:03:42,686 --> 00:03:45,396 So are you... are you sure about this? 104 00:03:45,407 --> 00:03:46,712 Surer than sure. 105 00:03:46,842 --> 00:03:49,062 The wedding is Sunday in Brooklyn. 106 00:03:49,311 --> 00:03:51,357 - Sunday? - [WHITNEY] Brooklyn? 107 00:03:51,368 --> 00:03:53,153 I thought you wanted to get married 108 00:03:53,164 --> 00:03:54,319 in Martha's Vineyard. 109 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:56,683 No, that's what my parents wanted. 110 00:03:57,114 --> 00:03:58,376 Now they're just excited 111 00:03:58,387 --> 00:04:00,036 for the possibility of grandchildren, 112 00:04:00,047 --> 00:04:02,180 and they couldn't be happier for me. 113 00:04:02,521 --> 00:04:03,914 - [RENEE] Aw. - Oh. 114 00:04:03,925 --> 00:04:05,709 That is beautiful. 115 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:08,498 Can I wear a dress with a really high slit up the leg? 116 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:11,391 Renee, you can wear whatever you want. 117 00:04:11,402 --> 00:04:12,912 You can even bring Preston. 118 00:04:12,923 --> 00:04:15,828 Oh. [SCOFFS] He's in Ghana right now on business. 119 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,160 But thank you, girl. 120 00:04:17,171 --> 00:04:20,270 Francisco... sounds hot. 121 00:04:20,421 --> 00:04:21,718 I know! 122 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:23,996 It's out of the blue and out of character for me, 123 00:04:24,007 --> 00:04:27,402 but love will make you do some crazy things. 124 00:04:27,884 --> 00:04:29,813 But you're all happy for me, right? 125 00:04:29,824 --> 00:04:30,945 - [SONDI] Yes. - [WHITNEY] Of course. 126 00:04:30,956 --> 00:04:32,316 - [RENEE] Yes. - [HOPE] Okay, good. 127 00:04:32,424 --> 00:04:34,035 I have to go find a dress, 128 00:04:34,105 --> 00:04:35,716 but I would love for you all 129 00:04:35,727 --> 00:04:38,249 to come to Francisco's studio tomorrow and meet him, 130 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:39,783 if you have the time. 131 00:04:39,794 --> 00:04:41,974 - Oh, we will make the time. - Yay! 132 00:04:41,985 --> 00:04:43,421 Good. 133 00:04:43,698 --> 00:04:45,019 Mmm. 134 00:04:46,037 --> 00:04:47,474 - Okay. - [HOPE] Mm! 135 00:04:47,643 --> 00:04:50,167 Okay, I'm off. Mwah, mwah, mwah. 136 00:04:50,178 --> 00:04:51,440 I'll see you tomorrow? 137 00:04:51,451 --> 00:04:52,931 [WHITNEY] Yeah. 138 00:04:53,181 --> 00:04:54,693 - [SQUEALS] - [WHITNEY CHUCKLES] 139 00:04:54,704 --> 00:04:56,097 I'm not happy about this. 140 00:04:56,108 --> 00:04:57,675 Like it or not, it's happening. 141 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:00,623 ? 142 00:05:05,149 --> 00:05:08,189 ? We runnin', we runnin', we runnin' ? 143 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,771 ? We run the world, we run the... ? 144 00:05:11,782 --> 00:05:15,301 You don't think this is some sort of reaction to me, right? 145 00:05:15,496 --> 00:05:17,067 What do you mean? 146 00:05:17,312 --> 00:05:19,992 Like, she's so disillusioned by my breakup with Ola 147 00:05:20,003 --> 00:05:21,657 that she's being impulsive? 148 00:05:21,668 --> 00:05:24,236 - Egotistical much? - [WHITNEY] Shut up. 149 00:05:24,419 --> 00:05:26,284 I just always thought that Hope would marry... 150 00:05:26,295 --> 00:05:28,275 - An accountant? - A white dude named Brad 151 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:30,289 who works in insurance and drives a Volvo? 152 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:31,306 Yes. 153 00:05:31,317 --> 00:05:33,667 A guy more in her success lane. 154 00:05:33,678 --> 00:05:35,777 Look, I don't blame Hope for wanting to marry a guy 155 00:05:35,788 --> 00:05:37,573 that can give her multiple Os. 156 00:05:37,584 --> 00:05:39,802 Shit, that's how Jason trapped my ass. 157 00:05:39,813 --> 00:05:41,684 - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] - [SONDI] Mm. [LAUGHS] 158 00:05:42,014 --> 00:05:44,103 Oh, Hope just sent me a pic. 159 00:05:44,314 --> 00:05:46,838 This looks just like my wedding dress. 160 00:05:48,024 --> 00:05:49,937 Your wedding dress didn't look anything like that. 161 00:05:49,948 --> 00:05:52,386 Your wedding dress looked like a Pussycat Doll got married. 162 00:05:53,007 --> 00:05:54,840 - Y'all some haters. - [LAUGHS] 163 00:05:54,851 --> 00:05:55,976 [WHITNEY] Okay, what the hell is going on? 164 00:05:55,987 --> 00:05:58,424 Why is Hope not reaching out to me for my input? 165 00:05:58,435 --> 00:06:01,810 - I'm her best friend. - Mm, somebody's jealous. 166 00:06:01,821 --> 00:06:04,040 Oh, please. I'm just concerned. 167 00:06:04,051 --> 00:06:06,314 Are you concerned about the marriage itself, 168 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:09,187 or are you concerned about her off-the-rack wedding dress? 169 00:06:09,496 --> 00:06:10,533 Can't it be both? 170 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:13,765 Look, I ain't trying to steal Hope from you. 171 00:06:14,138 --> 00:06:17,054 I actually think Hope is trying to spare your little feelings. 172 00:06:17,431 --> 00:06:19,002 But I'm fine. 173 00:06:19,161 --> 00:06:21,421 [SCOFFS] Just because things didn't work out with Ola 174 00:06:21,432 --> 00:06:23,183 doesn't mean that I'm so fragile 175 00:06:23,194 --> 00:06:25,331 that I can't be there for my friend when she falls in love 176 00:06:25,342 --> 00:06:26,520 with a man she barely knows. 177 00:06:26,531 --> 00:06:29,925 That came this close to actually sounding supportive. 178 00:06:29,958 --> 00:06:31,733 Oh, come on, if you had said yes to Matthew, 179 00:06:31,744 --> 00:06:32,816 I would've said something. 180 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,408 And, Renee, if you were marrying Preston, 181 00:06:34,419 --> 00:06:36,241 I would say something... crazy is crazy. 182 00:06:36,252 --> 00:06:38,797 You know, Whitney, just because you like to be perfect 183 00:06:38,808 --> 00:06:40,462 and plan every detail 184 00:06:40,473 --> 00:06:42,366 doesn't mean that that's everyone's journey. 185 00:06:42,377 --> 00:06:44,401 And by the way, if Preston asked, 186 00:06:44,412 --> 00:06:45,569 I'd say, "Yes." 187 00:06:45,580 --> 00:06:47,789 - No, you wouldn't. - [RENEE] I would. You know what? 188 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,930 Something hit me on the PJ after Nana's funeral 189 00:06:49,941 --> 00:06:51,465 between the third and fourth course... 190 00:06:51,476 --> 00:06:53,652 that I could be Mrs. Prestify. 191 00:06:53,890 --> 00:06:56,119 He provides a good life, he makes me laugh, 192 00:06:56,130 --> 00:06:57,783 and he's got a big dick. 193 00:06:57,794 --> 00:06:59,963 And if that's not love, what is? 194 00:07:01,372 --> 00:07:05,298 ? Grab the keys and let's go for a ride ? 195 00:07:05,428 --> 00:07:06,728 _ 196 00:07:06,849 --> 00:07:09,306 Something I can help you find in particular? 197 00:07:09,317 --> 00:07:11,575 Uh, I don't know. 198 00:07:11,586 --> 00:07:14,618 I'm just looking for something for my first day of work. 199 00:07:14,629 --> 00:07:16,674 Let me guess... 200 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:20,839 - supermodel. - [LAUGHS] Oh, my God. 201 00:07:20,850 --> 00:07:22,460 All right, that was bad on purpose. 202 00:07:22,471 --> 00:07:24,008 Let me guess again. 203 00:07:25,819 --> 00:07:27,052 Advertising. 204 00:07:27,063 --> 00:07:28,085 Mm. 205 00:07:28,096 --> 00:07:31,229 Lucky second guess. 206 00:07:31,426 --> 00:07:32,992 Aren't you gonna guess what I do? 207 00:07:33,438 --> 00:07:35,820 - Oh, it isn't this? - No. 208 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:38,355 I'm actually getting my master's in finance right now. 209 00:07:38,653 --> 00:07:40,814 This is just to put food on the table, 210 00:07:40,825 --> 00:07:42,748 but I have a serious five-year plan. 211 00:07:42,759 --> 00:07:43,944 Good for you. 212 00:07:43,955 --> 00:07:45,429 So what's your plan? 213 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,691 Be rich in five years. 214 00:07:46,702 --> 00:07:49,172 [BOTH LAUGH] 215 00:07:49,183 --> 00:07:50,748 You cocky as hell. 216 00:07:50,759 --> 00:07:53,332 "No doubt. Life is good in Harlem, baby." 217 00:07:53,343 --> 00:07:54,671 Oh, my God, Paid in Full. 218 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:56,646 That's... that's my favorite movie. 219 00:07:56,657 --> 00:07:58,137 Mine too. 220 00:07:58,148 --> 00:07:59,932 ? ? 221 00:07:59,943 --> 00:08:02,071 [WHITNEY] Renee, Renee? 222 00:08:02,283 --> 00:08:04,502 - Renee? - Huh? Sorry. [CHUCKLES] 223 00:08:04,790 --> 00:08:08,132 Like I was saying, this is good for Hope. 224 00:08:08,143 --> 00:08:09,927 If she's as happy as I am with Preston, 225 00:08:09,938 --> 00:08:11,873 we shouldn't get in the way of that, 226 00:08:11,884 --> 00:08:13,495 even if she's buying a dress off the rack 227 00:08:13,506 --> 00:08:15,131 two days before her wedding. 228 00:08:15,309 --> 00:08:16,838 - I agree with Renee. - [RENEE] Mm-hmm. 229 00:08:16,849 --> 00:08:18,238 It's her life. 230 00:08:18,495 --> 00:08:20,149 Anyways, I got to get going right now. 231 00:08:20,449 --> 00:08:22,045 I have office hours in 30 minutes. 232 00:08:22,056 --> 00:08:24,072 Oh, how are things on campus going? 233 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:25,204 Fine. 234 00:08:25,222 --> 00:08:28,091 I've definitely been hiding out in my office since the breakup. 235 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:31,165 I just can't take all of the judgment right now. 236 00:08:31,176 --> 00:08:33,921 It's like I have 100 little Whitneys just staring at me. 237 00:08:33,932 --> 00:08:36,282 - [LAUGHS] - Okay, not funny. 238 00:08:36,293 --> 00:08:38,078 The next time the two of you are on the verge 239 00:08:38,089 --> 00:08:40,396 of making a huge mistake, I'll keep my mouth shut. 240 00:08:40,407 --> 00:08:42,333 Good. Bye. 241 00:08:42,366 --> 00:08:44,573 ? ? 242 00:08:44,584 --> 00:08:46,247 That's the smartest thing you've said all day. 243 00:08:46,258 --> 00:08:49,113 - [SCOFFS] - [LAUGHS] 244 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,148 [FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS] 245 00:08:52,159 --> 00:08:53,682 ? ? 246 00:08:53,744 --> 00:08:55,616 Your thoughts are strong, 247 00:08:55,666 --> 00:08:58,452 but I need more evidence to support your statements. 248 00:08:58,489 --> 00:09:01,407 This is a research paper, not an essay. 249 00:09:01,418 --> 00:09:02,798 Uh, can I rewrite it? 250 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:05,638 You can, but then I would have to consider it late, 251 00:09:05,996 --> 00:09:08,093 and that would be a full letter grade off. 252 00:09:08,104 --> 00:09:10,960 So the best you could do would be a B. 253 00:09:11,079 --> 00:09:12,559 Okay. 254 00:09:14,006 --> 00:09:16,725 Um... a C is fine. 255 00:09:16,736 --> 00:09:18,999 [SONDI] W... Do you want your paper? 256 00:09:19,447 --> 00:09:20,578 Nah, I'm good. 257 00:09:22,754 --> 00:09:24,667 Oh, Lord. 258 00:09:25,813 --> 00:09:27,139 - Ah, hey. - Hello. 259 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,679 Professor, how are you? 260 00:09:28,690 --> 00:09:31,034 I just came to chop it up, 261 00:09:31,045 --> 00:09:33,308 - as the young folks say. - Oh. 262 00:09:33,357 --> 00:09:34,479 [BAPTISTE] I thought I would see you 263 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:36,736 at the departmental mixer last week. 264 00:09:36,747 --> 00:09:38,548 Yeah, well, Matthew was there, 265 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:40,992 so I figured I would just, you know, skip it. 266 00:09:41,003 --> 00:09:43,049 [SIGHS] Yeah, that... 267 00:09:43,103 --> 00:09:45,119 What are people saying about me? 268 00:09:45,130 --> 00:09:47,300 You received death threats in the comments section 269 00:09:47,311 --> 00:09:50,003 of that podcast just a few weeks ago, and that didn't faze you. 270 00:09:50,014 --> 00:09:52,295 But now you care about a little campus gossip? 271 00:09:52,306 --> 00:09:53,829 Okay, well, when you say it like that, 272 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,147 I guess it does sound a little bit ridiculous. 273 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,657 Good. Then my point has been made. 274 00:09:58,791 --> 00:10:00,653 But I didn't come here to talk about your personal life, 275 00:10:00,664 --> 00:10:03,014 which I somehow keep getting pulled into. 276 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,890 I came in here because I have some good news. 277 00:10:06,901 --> 00:10:09,860 ? Let it be a raise, Jesus ? 278 00:10:09,888 --> 00:10:11,267 Jesus said no, 279 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:14,928 but the Langley Dissertation Fellowship 280 00:10:14,939 --> 00:10:18,116 is opening up applications to third-year students. 281 00:10:18,593 --> 00:10:21,030 - Oh, they are? - Mm-hmm. 282 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:23,000 Just a small group of fellows. 283 00:10:23,136 --> 00:10:25,425 But I already spoke to the selection committee, 284 00:10:25,436 --> 00:10:26,905 and you're on their radar. 285 00:10:26,916 --> 00:10:29,142 All you need to do is write a stellar essay, 286 00:10:29,153 --> 00:10:32,092 which is no problem for you, and you're in. 287 00:10:32,103 --> 00:10:33,727 - [CHUCKLES] - Great. 288 00:10:33,738 --> 00:10:36,252 Um, thank you for... for telling me. 289 00:10:36,263 --> 00:10:38,308 I'll... I'll... I'll look into it. 290 00:10:38,559 --> 00:10:41,039 Why is it every time I bring a great opportunity to you, 291 00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:43,355 the first words out of your mouth are never, 292 00:10:43,366 --> 00:10:47,157 "Yes, Professor Baptiste, thank you, Professor Baptiste"? 293 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,692 I did just say "thank you." 294 00:10:49,703 --> 00:10:51,963 [BAPTISTE] I really like this for you, Sondi. 295 00:10:51,974 --> 00:10:54,063 It's prestigious, 296 00:10:54,074 --> 00:10:56,425 and they would provide a stipend for you 297 00:10:56,436 --> 00:10:59,787 and pay for your research expenses. 298 00:11:00,002 --> 00:11:03,310 You'd be getting paid to write your dissertation. 299 00:11:03,717 --> 00:11:05,109 When's the deadline? 300 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,643 You have plenty of time. 301 00:11:06,777 --> 00:11:07,996 Two weeks. 302 00:11:10,949 --> 00:11:12,995 Stay focused. 303 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,448 Okay? 304 00:11:15,856 --> 00:11:18,171 Uh, no, don't talk to me. Talk to my TA. 305 00:11:18,182 --> 00:11:20,532 - [SIGHS] - [KNOCK AT DOOR] 306 00:11:21,452 --> 00:11:23,222 Hi. Sorry. Sit. 307 00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:24,712 Giving out Cs. 308 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,618 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 309 00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:30,317 ? ? 310 00:11:30,762 --> 00:11:32,960 [PERCUSSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 311 00:11:32,971 --> 00:11:34,735 ? ? 312 00:11:34,746 --> 00:11:37,749 Isn't it weird I can't find a single picture of him online? 313 00:11:38,069 --> 00:11:40,768 His entire Instagram is just art. 314 00:11:40,998 --> 00:11:43,592 No, I've seen way worse on men's IGs. 315 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,843 Will you stop trying to be a private eye 316 00:11:45,854 --> 00:11:47,389 and just meet the man? 317 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,794 Well, says the one person who's actually seen his face. 318 00:11:49,805 --> 00:11:51,545 [SCOFFS] I never said I saw his face. 319 00:11:51,613 --> 00:11:54,612 - I said I've seen pictures. - What does that even mean? 320 00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:56,070 Oh, my God. 321 00:11:56,081 --> 00:11:58,388 Did you see a dick pic? 322 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,592 - [LAUGHS] - Okay, that's another strike. 323 00:12:01,603 --> 00:12:04,190 Men who send dick pics are not marriage material. 324 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,667 Well, I guess no man is marriage material. [SCOFFS] 325 00:12:06,678 --> 00:12:08,811 Ola never sent you a little something, something 326 00:12:08,822 --> 00:12:11,216 for the spank bank? 327 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,685 - I want to change the subject. - [SONDI] Mm-hmm. 328 00:12:13,748 --> 00:12:14,793 Oh. 329 00:12:14,804 --> 00:12:16,485 Well, would you look at that? 330 00:12:16,496 --> 00:12:19,438 [SINGER] ? Within, within ? 331 00:12:20,334 --> 00:12:22,201 ? Within ? 332 00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:26,005 - Oh, my God. - This is not what I expected. 333 00:12:26,242 --> 00:12:29,811 [SINGER] ? Within, within ? 334 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,671 Good for you, Hope. 335 00:12:31,682 --> 00:12:33,336 Sondi, Whitney, and Renee? 336 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,761 I'm Francisco. [SMOOCHES] 337 00:12:35,772 --> 00:12:37,948 - [RENEE] Mm. - But you can call me Frank. 338 00:12:38,127 --> 00:12:40,220 It's my great pleasure to meet all of you, 339 00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:41,591 especially you, Sondi. 340 00:12:41,602 --> 00:12:43,681 I've been following you on social media for a few weeks, 341 00:12:43,692 --> 00:12:45,694 and you're really smart and insightful. 342 00:12:45,705 --> 00:12:48,418 Ah, well, you have won me over. 343 00:12:48,429 --> 00:12:50,822 - Welcome to the family. - Okay, relax. 344 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,870 [CHUCKLES] We still have some questions, right? 345 00:12:52,881 --> 00:12:55,267 - We really don't. - None that I can think of. 346 00:12:55,278 --> 00:12:57,409 [CHUCKLES] You must be Whitney, the tough cookie. 347 00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,553 The skeptical best friend, yeah. 348 00:12:59,564 --> 00:13:02,477 Oh, you made it. 349 00:13:02,488 --> 00:13:04,782 This is Francisco. 350 00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:06,539 Hope has told me all about you three, 351 00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:10,376 and she was right... you all are visions, just like my Hope. 352 00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:14,776 [CHUCKLES STERNLY] So, Frank, you live here in Brooklyn? 353 00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:16,704 I live all over the place, but, yes. 354 00:13:16,787 --> 00:13:19,892 Mm, and you know that Hope has a great job 355 00:13:19,903 --> 00:13:21,876 and life in Sacramento. 356 00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,933 I don't think anyone's put the word "great" and Sacramento 357 00:13:24,944 --> 00:13:27,459 - in the same sentence. - [LAUGHTER] 358 00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:29,022 [HOPE] Yeah, that part. 359 00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:32,491 I mean, we're still figuring everything out, but don't worry. 360 00:13:32,502 --> 00:13:35,244 I'll still have a great job wherever I land... 361 00:13:35,335 --> 00:13:37,337 - as long as it's with him. - Baby. 362 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:40,251 And, uh, is that you? 363 00:13:40,262 --> 00:13:41,357 It is. 364 00:13:41,368 --> 00:13:43,108 [FRANCISCO] That's it. [CHUCKLES] 365 00:13:43,119 --> 00:13:45,655 - [SONDI] And, Francisco, you... - [HOPE] Ooh, he did. 366 00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:46,710 [SONDI] Okay. 367 00:13:47,214 --> 00:13:49,129 [HOPE] It's not for sale. 368 00:13:49,268 --> 00:13:51,588 [FRANCISCO] Did Hope tell you we're gonna be in Argentina for a month 369 00:13:51,599 --> 00:13:52,849 starting Monday? 370 00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:54,421 The honeymoon's going to be beautiful. 371 00:13:54,432 --> 00:13:56,067 - [HOPE] Mm-hmm. - [WHITNEY] Argentina? 372 00:13:56,078 --> 00:13:58,329 What happened to the catacombs in Palermo? 373 00:13:58,340 --> 00:13:59,617 Francisco happened. 374 00:13:59,628 --> 00:14:01,439 [RENEE CHUCKLES] I know that's right. 375 00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:02,669 [LAUGHS] 376 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,699 ? 377 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,712 [RENEE] Ooh. 378 00:14:04,949 --> 00:14:07,256 ? 379 00:14:07,578 --> 00:14:08,580 [RENEE] Okay. 380 00:14:09,426 --> 00:14:13,251 ? 6 foot 5 ? ? I can fly ? 381 00:14:13,262 --> 00:14:16,221 To Hope and Francisco, 382 00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:19,104 who we will not name again until we're home from the club. 383 00:14:19,115 --> 00:14:20,388 - [WHITNEY] Hey. - [HOPE] Hey! 384 00:14:20,399 --> 00:14:21,857 Drink up, bitches. 385 00:14:21,868 --> 00:14:24,306 [HOPE LAUGHS] 386 00:14:24,974 --> 00:14:26,062 Mm. 387 00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:27,843 - Ahh. - [WHITNEY SNIFFS] 388 00:14:27,854 --> 00:14:30,235 I cannot believe we are having another bachelorette. 389 00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:33,630 Mm, well, hopefully the outcome of this one will be better. 390 00:14:33,669 --> 00:14:35,314 Damn, Renee, I'm right here. 391 00:14:35,325 --> 00:14:36,849 Well, that's why I'm hosting, too, 392 00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:38,771 because we all know that Sondi's apartment 393 00:14:38,782 --> 00:14:40,321 has a relationship curse. 394 00:14:40,332 --> 00:14:41,508 Well, you're not wrong. 395 00:14:41,519 --> 00:14:42,580 Okay, did you two ever think 396 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:46,135 that maybe it was the relationships that were cursed? 397 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,190 Okay. 398 00:14:47,201 --> 00:14:49,152 No more talk of cursed relationships. 399 00:14:49,163 --> 00:14:52,529 - Oh, having second thoughts? - Yes, but not about Francisco. 400 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:54,564 Okay, I'm done. I've said my piece. 401 00:14:54,814 --> 00:14:57,904 Good, 'cause I've got a surprise. 402 00:14:58,254 --> 00:14:59,738 [SQUEALS] 403 00:15:00,078 --> 00:15:02,822 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 404 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:06,010 - Bring it in. - [WHITNEY LAUGHING] 405 00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:09,894 [HOPE GASPS] Oh, my God! 406 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,635 This one kind of looks like Francisco's. 407 00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:15,661 Mm, good, my photographic memory coming in handy. 408 00:15:15,672 --> 00:15:17,121 Did you describe his dick, 409 00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:19,839 like some kind of erotic police sketch artist? 410 00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:21,112 I may have. 411 00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:23,671 Okay. Renee... 412 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,907 which one of these looks like Preston's? 413 00:15:26,918 --> 00:15:29,251 - Don't be crass, Sondi. - [BOTH LAUGH] 414 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,901 Though I did make a mold of Jason's once. 415 00:15:31,912 --> 00:15:32,948 - [HOPE] You did? - [WHITNEY] What? 416 00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:34,613 Mm-hmm, I was working for this campaign 417 00:15:34,624 --> 00:15:37,806 for this company... Design a Dick. 418 00:15:37,878 --> 00:15:39,619 Okay, it's ready. 419 00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:41,502 So I'm just supposed to stick it in this... 420 00:15:41,811 --> 00:15:43,054 What is this? 421 00:15:43,298 --> 00:15:46,526 Well, the directions says it's an algae-based molding powder, 422 00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:48,889 but you can't just stick it in. 423 00:15:49,112 --> 00:15:51,637 It's got to be hard first. 424 00:15:51,734 --> 00:15:53,910 You better get this account. 425 00:15:53,977 --> 00:15:57,105 Mm, that's why I love you so much, 426 00:15:57,299 --> 00:15:59,736 'cause you support me no matter what. 427 00:16:02,314 --> 00:16:04,710 Yeah. He had a rash for a few days, 428 00:16:04,721 --> 00:16:07,594 but he was a good sport about it. 429 00:16:07,605 --> 00:16:09,174 I did not need to know any of that. 430 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,008 - [SONDI] Mm-mm. - [CELL PHONE CHIMES, VIBRATES] 431 00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:14,285 - Oh, no. - Is everything okay? 432 00:16:14,296 --> 00:16:16,637 My dress isn't gonna be ready in time for the wedding. 433 00:16:16,648 --> 00:16:18,214 - [ALL] What? - [WHITNEY] Why? 434 00:16:18,225 --> 00:16:20,248 Uh, the tailor's carpal tunnel is acting up, 435 00:16:20,259 --> 00:16:22,729 and it's... it's too late to book a replacement. 436 00:16:24,427 --> 00:16:26,067 Oh, well... 437 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,700 I'll just get something at Kohl's tomorrow. 438 00:16:28,766 --> 00:16:29,906 Girl, no. 439 00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:30,919 Why are you so calm? 440 00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:33,170 I'd have to slap the shit out of somebody. 441 00:16:33,181 --> 00:16:36,331 You know, I don't sweat the small stuff. 442 00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:37,787 [SONDI] Mm, okay. 443 00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:39,890 Aren't you the same woman who ran out of a restaurant 444 00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:42,817 because they served the entrees before the appetizers? 445 00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:44,938 Mm, tut-tut. 446 00:16:45,273 --> 00:16:47,666 That was the old Hope. 447 00:16:48,027 --> 00:16:50,364 Ladies, I know when you look at me, 448 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:53,422 all you see is a flawless goddess, 449 00:16:54,066 --> 00:16:55,456 but here's the tea. 450 00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:57,367 Old Hope was miserable. 451 00:16:57,378 --> 00:17:00,873 I was always working or planning or saving 452 00:17:00,884 --> 00:17:02,583 but never living. 453 00:17:02,925 --> 00:17:06,669 Old Hope was eating out every night and depressed. 454 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,881 New Hope is getting eaten out every night and happy. 455 00:17:09,892 --> 00:17:10,896 Yes! 456 00:17:10,907 --> 00:17:13,041 Now, be a dear, pass me that ass. 457 00:17:13,052 --> 00:17:15,175 [ALL CHANTING] Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass. 458 00:17:15,186 --> 00:17:16,753 [SONDI] Hey! 459 00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:18,512 Should I bite it? 460 00:17:18,523 --> 00:17:20,078 That's what she said. 461 00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:22,613 [SQUEALING, LAUGHTER] 462 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,061 [SINGER] ? Give me that fucked-up price tag ? 463 00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:27,944 [UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS] 464 00:17:27,998 --> 00:17:30,174 ? ? 465 00:17:30,205 --> 00:17:32,197 [WHITNEY] It has been a while since I've come to Brooklyn. 466 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:34,334 [RENEE] I know, but I done ran through Harlem. 467 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,727 [HOPE CHUCKLES] 468 00:17:35,738 --> 00:17:38,975 But besides, this might be Hope's new hood. 469 00:17:38,986 --> 00:17:41,379 - Don't get your hopes up. - [RENEE GIGGLES] 470 00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:43,360 Frank and I are still figuring that out. 471 00:17:44,057 --> 00:17:45,928 [RENEE] Oh, God. 472 00:17:46,284 --> 00:17:48,001 Not you again. 473 00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:50,742 Let me guess. You don't remember us. 474 00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:52,189 Yeah, I remember you. 475 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,250 You're the older ladies from the other club. 476 00:17:54,261 --> 00:17:55,588 What's the password? 477 00:17:55,769 --> 00:17:58,924 "Emotional trauma" that you've caused us. 478 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:00,380 Let us in. 479 00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:01,554 I'm sorry. That's not it. 480 00:18:01,565 --> 00:18:02,664 Just let us in! 481 00:18:02,675 --> 00:18:03,905 [HOPE] Oh, just... 482 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:07,304 Let me just text Francisco. Maybe he knows. 483 00:18:07,315 --> 00:18:08,700 Oh, shit, you Francisco's lady? 484 00:18:08,711 --> 00:18:09,734 Mm-hmm. 485 00:18:09,745 --> 00:18:12,098 - Shit, come on in. - [HOPE] Oh. 486 00:18:12,109 --> 00:18:13,111 Well... 487 00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:14,971 Hmm. 488 00:18:14,982 --> 00:18:16,287 Little bitch. 489 00:18:16,371 --> 00:18:18,246 We are not old. 490 00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:19,735 Thank you. 491 00:18:19,769 --> 00:18:22,554 ? ? 492 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,459 [HOPE] Babe! 493 00:18:27,677 --> 00:18:29,660 Well, that would explain why he would know the password. 494 00:18:29,671 --> 00:18:30,672 [SONDI CHUCKLES] 495 00:18:30,683 --> 00:18:32,076 - [RENEE] Uh, Hope? - Mm. 496 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:34,473 - Why is your man here? - Oh. 497 00:18:34,828 --> 00:18:37,134 I invited him! [GIGGLES] 498 00:18:37,471 --> 00:18:39,404 Okay, your girl is gone, 499 00:18:39,415 --> 00:18:40,687 like full-on "Megan Thee Stallion 500 00:18:40,698 --> 00:18:43,222 hugging her man around the waist on the Internet" gone. 501 00:18:43,804 --> 00:18:46,546 - Well, if it's up... - Then it's stuck. 502 00:18:46,557 --> 00:18:48,677 - [BOTH GRUNT GOOFILY] - Y'all are a mess. 503 00:18:48,688 --> 00:18:50,574 [RENEE CHUCKLES] Hey. 504 00:18:50,585 --> 00:18:52,396 [SINGER] ? Ready to go ? ? I hop in my car ? 505 00:18:52,407 --> 00:18:54,521 ? I ride in the dark ? ? You know, under the bell ? 506 00:18:54,532 --> 00:18:56,447 ? Touchin' myself, see, I'm up by your flogs ? 507 00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,583 ? Watch you excited open the door ? 508 00:18:58,594 --> 00:19:00,660 ? Wait, stop can you hear me moaning? ? 509 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,627 Venti White Chocolate? 510 00:19:02,757 --> 00:19:03,767 Excuse me? 511 00:19:03,778 --> 00:19:06,433 Your drink order at Starbucks. 512 00:19:06,624 --> 00:19:09,981 - Oh! Oh, you're my... - [BOTH] Barista! 513 00:19:09,992 --> 00:19:12,185 I'm Carissa. Left the name tag at work. 514 00:19:12,196 --> 00:19:14,329 - [CHUCKLES] - You're Whitney. 515 00:19:14,372 --> 00:19:17,201 I know because I'm always writing your name, 516 00:19:17,392 --> 00:19:18,559 correctly, I might add. 517 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:21,354 Uh, yeah, which I appreciate, by the way. 518 00:19:21,365 --> 00:19:23,973 Oh, it's so funny to run into you way out here. 519 00:19:23,984 --> 00:19:25,594 Yeah, my date brought me out here. 520 00:19:25,605 --> 00:19:27,043 Aww, that's nice. 521 00:19:27,186 --> 00:19:29,487 - [PERSON] Hey. - Oh, here he is. 522 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,223 - Hey. - Hey. Whitney. 523 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,742 Oh, my God. You two know each other? 524 00:19:36,797 --> 00:19:39,359 Yeah, yeah, we do. We-we used to be engaged. 525 00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:41,114 Go to college... 526 00:19:41,885 --> 00:19:43,670 Oh, shit. 527 00:19:43,804 --> 00:19:46,384 - Awkward. - No, it's fine. 528 00:19:46,808 --> 00:19:48,024 Yeah, it is. 529 00:19:48,035 --> 00:19:49,533 So what... what are you... what are you doing here, Whitney? 530 00:19:49,544 --> 00:19:51,067 Ola! 531 00:19:51,078 --> 00:19:52,602 I'm getting married. 532 00:19:52,613 --> 00:19:55,398 - Oh, what? - Yeah, tomorrow. 533 00:19:55,909 --> 00:19:57,180 Sorry I can't invite you, 534 00:19:57,191 --> 00:19:58,705 but Whitney's my best friend on the planet, 535 00:19:58,716 --> 00:20:00,805 and that would've been awkward as hell. 536 00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:03,419 Yeah, that... that seems to be a recurring theme. 537 00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:06,410 Um, so w-who's... who's the lucky guy? 538 00:20:06,421 --> 00:20:08,031 Oh, he over there. 539 00:20:08,269 --> 00:20:10,227 Wow. Nice. 540 00:20:10,238 --> 00:20:11,783 - [WHITNEY] Mm. - And who are you? 541 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,100 I'm Ola's date. 542 00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:14,849 Oh. 543 00:20:14,898 --> 00:20:16,378 [JOHNNY ROXX "TICK TOCK" PLAYING] 544 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,174 - Girl, they playing our song. - Yeah. 545 00:20:18,185 --> 00:20:19,572 [SINGER] ? We don't give a... ? 546 00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,672 ? Way too drunk ? ? We don't give a... ? 547 00:20:21,989 --> 00:20:23,904 ? We gonna leave it up ? ? We don't give a... ? 548 00:20:23,915 --> 00:20:26,004 ? Yo, we don't give a... ? 549 00:20:26,388 --> 00:20:28,172 ? Too much money ? ? We don't give a... ? 550 00:20:28,659 --> 00:20:31,325 - ? Way too drunk... ? - Ooh, it's weird seeing Ola 551 00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:32,728 - with someone else. - [WHITNEY SIGHS] 552 00:20:32,739 --> 00:20:34,966 Even if it is just some little Tinder date. 553 00:20:34,977 --> 00:20:36,457 You two should be together. 554 00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:38,906 It's okay. I'm better now. 555 00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:40,932 And you don't have to avoid talking to me 556 00:20:40,943 --> 00:20:43,543 about Francisco or your life. I can handle it. 557 00:20:43,554 --> 00:20:44,947 I know. 558 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,688 If I'm being real, I just didn't 559 00:20:46,698 --> 00:20:48,422 want you to try and talk me out of it. 560 00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:50,603 - Oh. - You can be very convincing. 561 00:20:50,614 --> 00:20:52,791 Well, now that I've had a little time with him, 562 00:20:52,802 --> 00:20:55,368 - emphasis on the "little"... - [LAUGHS] 563 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,828 ... I can see how happy you are, 564 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,237 and I don't think there's anything I could have said 565 00:20:58,248 --> 00:21:00,398 - that would stop this. - You got that right! 566 00:21:00,409 --> 00:21:02,732 - [LAUGHTER] - [FRANCISCO] Hey. 567 00:21:03,106 --> 00:21:04,931 [RENEE] Ahh. 568 00:21:04,942 --> 00:21:08,293 So, Frankie, you're gonna do right by our girl, right? 569 00:21:08,741 --> 00:21:10,307 By my Hope and by all of you. 570 00:21:10,714 --> 00:21:12,354 Your best friends are now my best friends. 571 00:21:12,365 --> 00:21:14,102 [ALL] Aww. 572 00:21:14,113 --> 00:21:16,419 But don't you even think about moving out of the country. 573 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,615 We already lost one friend. 574 00:21:18,626 --> 00:21:20,673 Oh, I'll be wherever Hope wants me to be. 575 00:21:20,684 --> 00:21:22,562 - [RENEE] That's a good answer. - It's the right answer. 576 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,432 Are you crying? 577 00:21:24,838 --> 00:21:28,273 - No. - You know she is. Ooh, I love you all. 578 00:21:28,396 --> 00:21:29,648 [ALL] Oh! 579 00:21:29,659 --> 00:21:31,630 [RENEE] Let's sing the theme song from Golden Girls. 580 00:21:31,641 --> 00:21:34,110 - Yeah! - No, Living Single. 581 00:21:34,121 --> 00:21:35,238 [ALL SHOUT] 582 00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:36,886 Y'all might be living single, 583 00:21:36,897 --> 00:21:38,595 but I'm getting married tomorrow. 584 00:21:38,606 --> 00:21:40,477 [ALL CHEER] 585 00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:41,878 Pow! 586 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:45,208 ? ? 587 00:21:45,366 --> 00:21:47,230 [SINGER] ? Unless you ? ? On the wave of my ocean ? 588 00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:49,785 ? Oh, unless you got my face on the socials ? 589 00:21:49,796 --> 00:21:51,909 ? It's emotional ? ? Ros�, keep it old-school ? 590 00:21:52,038 --> 00:21:54,383 ? Then I'm back up in the club with the frozen... ? 591 00:21:54,394 --> 00:21:57,136 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 592 00:21:57,378 --> 00:21:59,902 ? ? 593 00:22:03,231 --> 00:22:05,625 - Hey. - Hey. 594 00:22:05,729 --> 00:22:08,080 Uh, so where's your date? [CHUCKLES] 595 00:22:08,151 --> 00:22:11,018 - Uh, bathroom. - Hmm. 596 00:22:12,452 --> 00:22:14,488 So how did you two meet? 597 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,501 You don't drink coffee, so... [CHUCKLES] 598 00:22:17,414 --> 00:22:19,345 Uh, an app, actually. 599 00:22:19,622 --> 00:22:20,864 Right. 600 00:22:21,652 --> 00:22:23,132 I saw you on there. 601 00:22:23,262 --> 00:22:25,351 I saw you, too. 602 00:22:25,362 --> 00:22:28,013 My leg was in one of your profile pics. 603 00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:31,388 Mm, yeah. My arm was in one of yours. 604 00:22:31,399 --> 00:22:32,487 [CHUCKLES] 605 00:22:34,534 --> 00:22:36,536 [GIGGLES AWKWARDLY] 606 00:22:38,072 --> 00:22:39,881 [OLA] Hope looks really happy. 607 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:43,440 - Like, she's cloud nine. - [LAUGHS] 608 00:22:43,979 --> 00:22:45,763 [OLA] How long have they known each other? 609 00:22:45,793 --> 00:22:47,621 Four months. 610 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:49,506 Wow. Four... 611 00:22:49,517 --> 00:22:50,870 - Wow. - Yeah. 612 00:22:50,881 --> 00:22:52,752 - God damn. - Yeah. 613 00:22:53,317 --> 00:22:56,339 You can come to the wedding if you want. She's your friend, too. 614 00:22:56,350 --> 00:22:57,841 Nah, it's all good. Enjoy it. 615 00:22:57,852 --> 00:22:59,427 I'm all... 616 00:22:59,888 --> 00:23:02,171 wedding'd out. [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] 617 00:23:02,182 --> 00:23:04,818 ? ? 618 00:23:04,947 --> 00:23:06,688 So I-I hear you're moving. 619 00:23:07,491 --> 00:23:08,644 Where'd you hear that? 620 00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:11,788 The apartment broker called me to ask me out. 621 00:23:12,927 --> 00:23:15,872 My... These women are ruthless. 622 00:23:15,883 --> 00:23:17,748 You said no, right? 623 00:23:18,636 --> 00:23:21,830 So you find a new place or... or no? 624 00:23:22,711 --> 00:23:25,148 I'm, uh, thinking of buying, actually. 625 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,978 Oh, really? 626 00:23:27,069 --> 00:23:28,458 That... that's smart. 627 00:23:28,469 --> 00:23:31,290 ? ? 628 00:23:31,301 --> 00:23:34,258 Yeah, yeah, we probably should have bought something years ago. 629 00:23:35,918 --> 00:23:37,615 That... that's my fault. 630 00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:40,506 Ah, you wanted to get married before we owned. 631 00:23:40,517 --> 00:23:43,161 It's... it's normal. [CHUCKLES] 632 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:44,952 A little patriarchal. 633 00:23:44,963 --> 00:23:47,651 [CHUCKLES] Yeah, that's a very nice way of putting it. 634 00:23:47,662 --> 00:23:49,533 [BOTH LAUGH] 635 00:23:49,544 --> 00:23:51,546 ? ? 636 00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:54,386 It's really nice to see you. 637 00:23:55,391 --> 00:23:56,998 You too. 638 00:23:57,498 --> 00:23:59,326 [CHUCKLES] 639 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:02,242 ? ? 640 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:11,446 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 641 00:24:11,649 --> 00:24:13,869 ? ? 642 00:24:14,143 --> 00:24:15,766 [PERSON] Will you please stand? 643 00:24:15,777 --> 00:24:18,475 [ROMANTIC GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING] 644 00:24:18,649 --> 00:24:21,348 ? ? 645 00:24:29,878 --> 00:24:32,576 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 646 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,283 Wow. 647 00:24:36,335 --> 00:24:38,989 ? ? 648 00:24:43,152 --> 00:24:44,929 [MUSIC ENDS] 649 00:24:44,956 --> 00:24:47,523 Have I been sleeping on Kohl's? 650 00:24:47,534 --> 00:24:49,850 Girl, that dress ain't from Kohl's. 651 00:24:54,941 --> 00:24:56,354 - I do. I do. - I do! 652 00:24:56,365 --> 00:24:58,149 [BOTH MOANING] 653 00:24:58,191 --> 00:25:00,211 Well, damn. they ain't waste no time. 654 00:25:00,222 --> 00:25:03,248 I think legally the officiant still has to say something. 655 00:25:03,259 --> 00:25:06,001 - Oh, no, here she comes. - [APPLAUSE] 656 00:25:06,175 --> 00:25:08,917 ? ? 657 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:16,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 658 00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:28,266 I'm still in love with Jason. 659 00:25:28,429 --> 00:25:31,911 ? 660 00:25:35,417 --> 00:25:40,095 ? Watching the stars again ? 661 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:41,173 ? 662 00:25:41,184 --> 00:25:47,292 ? Wondering where they end and we begin ? 663 00:25:47,303 --> 00:25:50,670 ? 664 00:25:50,681 --> 00:25:56,037 ? Under the sleepless night ? 665 00:25:56,356 --> 00:26:02,742 ? Feel the warmth of a memory by my side ? 666 00:26:02,753 --> 00:26:04,836 ? 667 00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:08,077 ? Can we relive a dream? ? 668 00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:10,953 ? It's never what it seems ? 669 00:26:10,964 --> 00:26:12,835 ? Maybe better ? 670 00:26:12,846 --> 00:26:17,746 ? Just when you think you know where you're headed ? 671 00:26:17,757 --> 00:26:22,588 ? 672 00:26:22,599 --> 00:26:25,254 ? 673 00:26:25,265 --> 00:26:27,262 [WOMAN] Whoo-hoo![GIGGLES] 674 00:26:27,312 --> 00:26:31,862 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48285

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