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- Look at you.
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Strung out and helpless
like a kitten.
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- Screw you!
You don't control me.
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- You couldn't even control
your own bladder.
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I'll teach you to wet
your bed, ya little pissant!
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(growling)
- Leave me alone,
you son of a bitch.
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(metal clanking)
- Red!
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(grunts)
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(shivering loudly)
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Red, ah...!
Thank God I found you!
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(Red grunts)
- Quit hugging me!
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I need to commandeer this sub
and sail it
right up Dr. K's ass.
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- You dropped this during one of
your binges.
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I'll give it to you if
you promise to follow procedure:
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we hide, find a way
to get a message back to HQ,
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and wait for backup.
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- No way. I work alone.
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- I arrived in Vladivostok
after catching a ride
on a Japanese whaling boat.
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Eight days of eating blubber
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and being hit on by sailors
who are really into feet.
( knocking on door)
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- Excuse me, madam,
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I'm with the KGB.
May I inspect your passport?
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- What's it to you?
I'm a journalist doing a story
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on the Trans-Siberian Express.
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- Canadian... Splendid!
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Do you know Bryan Adams?
I love Summer of '69!
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- Yeah, he's my neighbour.
We share a gazebo.
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I'll get you
an autographed picture.
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- That would get me
sent to a Gulag.
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Speaking of which,
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we are on the lookout
for a fugitive from one.
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His name is Sergei Lem.
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- What? The Nobel Prize-winning
biochemist?
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What did he, piss off the wrong
party member or something?
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- That's not your concern.
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But he might stow away
on this train.
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If you see him, my command post
is in the dining car.
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Right by the potato buffet.
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- If I see him,
I'll let you know.
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Balls...
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Hey dipshit...
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Get your butt in here
if you want to live.
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- I'll give you the pill,
but I just need to say one thing
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- Shut up and give me
the pill!!!
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- Just don't go all apeshit
and hurt everybody.
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(grunts)
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(fighting grunts)
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- Sorry, sorry...
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Ew...
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(gunfire, people shouting)
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Find out what's going on!
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- Nobody move!
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Until I riddle you
with bullets!
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Then you'll dance
like Michael Jackson.
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- I knew we should've put
a guard on you,
you filthy FBI pissant!
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- What did you just call me?
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- You little pissant!
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(gunfire)
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(screams furiously)
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- Have you lost your mind?
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What are you doing?
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- Sending fifty megatons
of my regards
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to Dr. K in n Moscow.
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- Okay, don't pop the champagne
just yet there, cupcake.
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This is gonna cost you.
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Once we get to Moscow,
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I need you to put me in touch
with your friends
in the underground.
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- I don't understand...
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- I need their help
to find my brother, okay?
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He's been kidnapped
by filthy Commies.
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No offense.
- Oh, none taken.
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And I will do
what I can to help you.
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For you see I was gulaged
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for criticizing the Communists
with their secret
"Komrade Ultra" program.
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(knocking on door)
- Tickets, please!
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(Sally): Give me
a fucking break.
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And keep it down there, unless
you wanna get gulaged again.
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(alarm ringing)
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- Ketchup, if you launch
on Moscow,
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the entire world dies
in a hail of nuclear fire!
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- Gonna be a helluva
fireworks show.
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- Boy, when you commit,
you really commit, Red!
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How long have we got?
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- Less than a minute to launch!
Why are you encouraging him?!
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- Once Red makes up his mind,
all you can do is get on board
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or get out of the way.
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Then again, Red, if you launch,
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you'll never get a chance
to catch Dr. K in person.
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And by "catch," I mean
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wrap your fingers around
his wrinkly old throat.
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Think about it.
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With a nuke...
poof!
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he's vaporized
in a split second.
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Now where's the fun in that?
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- This ain't about fun...
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(loud beep)
But I take your point, Plywood.
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- It seems that once again
I've asserted my superiority
over you, Red Ketchup.
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- And once again, you forgot
to use mouthwash.
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- Ah... He's right.
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I didn't want to say anything,
but oof... swamp mouth!
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- Why are we
at the Leo Tolstoy museum?
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I mean, yay,
but do we have time?
(grunts(
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- Take this Canadian nitwit
to a holding cell.
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- So much
for Russian hospitality.
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(creaking, bell dinging)
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(Red grunting)
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- Here he is, Dr. K:
your indestructible man.
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(evil chuckle)
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- We meet again, Herr Ketchup.
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- Why don't you let me up
so we can shake hands?
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- At which point
you would likely tear my arm off
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and beat me with it, nein?
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I think I would prefer to see
you ein bisschen more docile.
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(beeping, Red grunting in pain)
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(electricity buzzing)
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(whirring)
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- What are you doing,
you filthy bastard?
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(evil laugh)
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Aaah!
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- All of the test subjects
are dead
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from einer single injection
of my formula.
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It's these cholesterol-fed
American untermenschen!
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But you, my friend,
are still alive.
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It seems your death
threshold is extremely high.
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Of course it is.
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You have the pure white
complexion of good Aryan stock!
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From you, we shall craft
der ultimate soldier.
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(grunts)
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(beeping)
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Behold! The super soldier
of the future.
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And he's entirely
under mein control!
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(crashing, Red grunts)
Oops!
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The Y axis is inverted
on the remote.
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Argh, I hate when that happens.
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(grunts)
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- Argh!
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- Good evening
my Canadian friend...
- Whoa!
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- How are you enjoying
your trip?
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- Oh, well, yeah, who wouldn't?
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I mean, the desolate snowy
wastelands of Russia are just
gorgeous this time of year.
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Any luck finding
your dissident?
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- Not yet, but
if he's on the train,
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he'll turn up.
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You should probably know that
he's not wanted for dissidence.
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He's a serial murderer.
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- Boy, when you guys smear
your dissenters,
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you really go for it.
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- Join me for a drink
and I'll tell you all about it.
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It's not often I find myself
in the company
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of such
a sophisticated woman.
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- Oh, okay well... thank you.
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It's not often
I'm in the company of such
a charming gentleman with...
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such an enormous moustache.
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But listen, I was actually
just going to take my dinner
to my cabin
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and go straight to bed,
you know.
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Carb up and hit the sack, right?
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So, uh, I'll take a rain check
on that drink!
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- "Rain check"?
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Is that some sort
of Canadian come-on?
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(snoring)
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- Wake up, numbnuts!
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What if the KGB guy hears
a man snoring in my cabin?
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- He'll assume
you're a decadent Western slut
with a man in your bed.
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- Oh, mother of Christ.
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I guess feminism hasn't rolled
into the Soviet Union yet.
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Hey, did you know that
he's going around telling people
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that you're a serial killer?
(knocking on door)
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Yo, you can't just
barge in here!
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- Oh, uh, when you said
"rain check,"
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I assumed it was a signal
for me to come and join you...
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- That's not
what "rain check" means.
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- Is your seat broken?
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(cocks gun)
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- Aaah!
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(Sally): Whoa!
What the hell, man?!
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- So, should we eat?
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- Oh, holy shit,
you're gonna eat him now?
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- What? No.
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Aw! Still raw.
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(crickets chirring)
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(Red grunts)
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- I will now demonstrate
the fruit
of the Komrade Ultra program!
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(gunshot)
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(beeping,
Red grunts)
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(panting)
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- Whoa!
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(mischievous laughs)
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(grunts loudly)
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(shouts in pain)
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(radio feedback)
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(beeping, Red grunts)
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- Ah!
(Olga gasps)
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- Dammit.
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- Who's the filthy schweinhund
using a radio!
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I issued clear orders
that there should be
no radio interference!
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Shoot that man!
- Are you out of your mind?
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00:12:04,233 --> 00:12:07,400
No radios, Comrades!
Work with us here, okay?
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Otherwise we shoot you and bill
your family for the bullet.
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(crunching sound)
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(whistling innocently)
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- Ah, poor Red,
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it must be killing him
to have someone control
his every move.
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(Red grunts on TV)
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I gotta get out of here
and help him.
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And maybe get
something to nosh?
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Nah, no time.
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Hmm, if it worked for Red,
maybe it'll work for me?
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Worth a shot.
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(grunts)
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(retches)
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(groans)
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Ah...
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Oh, God...
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Huh!
This is just too easy.
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(orchestral music)
Huh?
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Alright, you son of a bitch,
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what's the fastest way
out of this lab?
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Good God!
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Aah!
Jesus Christ.
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Heterosexual people
can be so freaky!
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- Whoa, hey, okay,
listen, Lem, hey,
I got no quarrel with you. Okay?
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Except for you killing a viable
sexual prospect.
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Right in front of me.
Violently.
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Okay, maybe I have
a bit of a quarrel.
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- Fear not, madam.
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You stuck your neck out for me.
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I have no intention
of hurting you.
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- Oh, pfft,
I'd like to see you try.
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Fair warning, I go straight
for the nuts in a fight.
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- As do I.
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You see, I was a dissident
scientist,
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but then they discovered
47 bodies buried in my basement.
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My bad.
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- Oh, okay, no need to brag,
I got your message.
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- You are missing the point.
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As a scientist, I had access
to many, many security codes.
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Including those of the
Komrade Ultra program.
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- Which is where
they probably took my brother.
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Not bad, Lem.
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(train whistling)
- Ah, we're almost in Moscow.
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I have a plan to get us
both safely off this train.
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- Okay, uh, just please
tell me your plan doesn't
involve eating his face.
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(loud grunts)
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- That's enough, Doctor.
248
00:15:30,734 --> 00:15:32,467
If he hurts that man further,
249
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,800
there goes our
Olympic wrestling hope.
250
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,900
(grunts)
251
00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:40,834
(clapping)
252
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,266
(Plywood panting)
253
00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:52,300
(beeping)
254
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,734
- Uh...
255
00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:02,433
What ist going on?
256
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:08,400
- Oh, you want to play, Dr. K?
Hmm...
257
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:12,934
Let's see if you can beat
a Commodore 64
World Karate champion.
258
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,200
- Someone is jamming
my controls!
259
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,567
Shoot everyone
with a radio!
260
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:23,266
- You can't just shoot people,
they're our most
valuable resource.
261
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:27,133
- Ach! You communists
have no balls!
262
00:16:27,266 --> 00:16:30,433
- Then how did we kick your
ass at Leningrad.
263
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:33,567
- I'll pretend
I didn't hear that.
264
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,667
(beeping)
265
00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:38,300
(evil laugh)
266
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,066
(shouts)
267
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:49,834
- Alright Dr. K,
how about you eat some bench?
268
00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:56,900
- Can'.t you shut him down, K?
269
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,033
- Every time I try,
270
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,133
the other signal takes over!
271
00:17:01,266 --> 00:17:03,967
Someone has gotten their hands
on my back-up remote.
272
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:08,834
- Then knock the subject
out with his own fists.
273
00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:11,467
- The man survived
a nuclear blast.
274
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,867
Playing "Why you
hitting yourself" with him
isn't going to work!
275
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,033
I'll find
that other controller.
276
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:21,000
- Red, it's me!
I'm controlling you!
277
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,333
Oopsies.
278
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,633
(power shutting down)
279
00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:40,934
- Hmm...
280
00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:45,767
Hm?
281
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,066
- Uh-oh.
282
00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:53,767
(Olga grunts)
283
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:58,200
(beeping)
284
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:05,533
- Careful, you dummkopf!
285
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,066
He is wearing
precision equipment!
286
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,033
(Plywood): Hey! Umph!
287
00:18:17,734 --> 00:18:20,867
Take it easy, lady!
- Shut up.
288
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,767
What's wrong?
289
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:28,166
- I'm getting reports of a
nuclear accident at Chernobyl.
290
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,400
- Uh-oh...
291
00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:33,667
- You know, sometimes I think
Communism just doesn't work.
292
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,834
- Bite your tongue, General!
293
00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:37,867
- Oops! Brain fart.
294
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,734
Please don't report me...
(engine starting)
295
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,800
- I'm sorry I had
to remote control you.
296
00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:51,700
I know you have, uh...
297
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,567
issues with control.
298
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:56,767
- You did good.
299
00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:00,100
- Did you just... compliment me?
300
00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:03,533
- No, no... don't get all misty.
- Ah!
301
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,867
This is how real partners act!
302
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,300
They have each other's
backs,
303
00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:11,834
they work together.
You know, like friends.
304
00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:13,400
- I'm warning you:
305
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:16,834
we're gonna be out of these
chains at some point,
306
00:19:16,967 --> 00:19:19,433
so drop the mushy stuff
or I'll de-spine you.
307
00:19:20,266 --> 00:19:23,100
- Oh, you're a rich tapestry,
Red.
308
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,600
(guard): Huh!
309
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:37,800
- I am KGB. The fugitive
has been neutralized.
310
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:55,333
- Well, that was clever.
311
00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:59,500
Also disgusting
and profoundly disturbing.
312
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:03,000
I'm gonna need therapy
to forget that one.
313
00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:04,800
- Well, this makes sense.
314
00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:07,633
But don't forget the
Komrade Ultra door codes
I shared with you.
315
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:10,700
Very important.
Thank you, Sally Ketchup.
316
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,033
And good luck finding
your brother.
317
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:18,000
- Yeah, and, uh... good luck
with, uh... serial murdering,
I guess.
318
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,200
Holy shit, okay.
319
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:24,500
First stop: the nearest bar
and a tumbler full of vodka.
320
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:28,600
(moaning in pain)
321
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,900
- Get me to a hospital.
322
00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:33,767
- Shut up, serial killer!
323
00:20:43,266 --> 00:20:46,200
- There. Now we can speak
without being overheard.
324
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:49,000
- I got nothin' to say to you.
325
00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:50,967
- I've been thinking.
326
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:54,600
I don't have much of a future
in the USSR, working for Dr. K.
327
00:20:54,734 --> 00:20:56,533
Take me to America with you.
328
00:20:56,667 --> 00:21:00,767
- Up yours.
I'm not falling for that again.
329
00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:04,200
- I have top military clearance
and a knowledge
of Dr. K's operation,
330
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:07,333
all of which would surely
interest the Americans.
331
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:11,000
- Go screw yourself
with a hammer and sickle.
332
00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:14,033
- But Red, I'm also a woman.
333
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:17,200
Something I'd almost
forgotten... until I met you.
334
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:19,033
I brought your clothes.
335
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:21,533
Let me help you get dressed.
336
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:29,600
I must confess I've never
seen a body like yours.
337
00:21:29,734 --> 00:21:31,200
I want you, Red.
338
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,266
So badly.
339
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,867
Take me, Red Ketchup!
340
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,867
Take me now!
341
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:45,233
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