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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:15,166 Yes or no, snookums? 4 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:16,916 Yes or no what? 5 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,875 Well, I'm putting together the list! 6 00:01:18,958 --> 00:01:20,750 The list? What list? 7 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:24,500 You know, the bridal list! White dress, ring, orange blossom... 8 00:01:24,583 --> 00:01:27,333 No! 9 00:01:27,416 --> 00:01:29,416 You can see that I'm busy with... 10 00:02:10,708 --> 00:02:13,208 He's in the grand entrance hall. 11 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:17,083 Two more minutes to rehearse, then it's showtime for you. 12 00:02:37,416 --> 00:02:38,583 Hello, sir. 13 00:02:38,666 --> 00:02:40,208 Remember what I said yesterday. 14 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:46,000 Hello, Mr. Grofenol. 15 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,208 At ease! 16 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:54,250 And then, the boss arrives 17 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:56,500 - like an idiot... - Ah! You. 18 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:59,083 I saw your quote. Are you nuts? 19 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:00,791 3,500 francs 20 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:03,333 for four sorry bit players, 21 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:06,125 seven metres of moth-eaten carpet, a barren buffet? 22 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:07,500 Too steep for a minister! 23 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:09,166 Oh, sir, sir... 24 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:11,333 As penalty, you're being reassigned. 25 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:13,041 This place is out of control. 26 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:15,708 Oh, sir, but I... 27 00:03:16,291 --> 00:03:17,333 Great. 28 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:26,541 Phone! Ah, you two... Is the kangaroo movie ready? 29 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:28,166 - Yes. - Yes, sir. 30 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,708 Good. Screening in five minutes, in my office. 31 00:03:34,375 --> 00:03:35,750 Attention! 32 00:03:45,666 --> 00:03:46,708 What do we have here? 33 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:48,666 She's the temp, for when I'm on holiday. 34 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,583 Holiday? Holiday? 35 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,791 Do I look like a charity to you? 36 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:56,583 I sell holidays. I don't give them away. Get out! 37 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:00,541 It's hot... 38 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:10,041 Ah! Finally... 39 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:13,750 Let's go, quickly. This film... 40 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:15,583 Is it ready yet? 41 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:18,333 Okay, lights off. 42 00:04:33,666 --> 00:04:36,416 Wait a minute, wait! 43 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,916 Is this what you call kangaroos? 44 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,458 A small error, sir. No problem. 45 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:02,958 There we go... 46 00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:12,000 My kangaroos... 47 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,583 So there you have it! We're pleased to tell you 48 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:22,708 that 5,000 of these kangaroos will soon travel to the USA. 49 00:05:22,791 --> 00:05:23,958 Yeah! 50 00:05:24,041 --> 00:05:26,583 The Sitting Company told us before your arrival. 51 00:05:26,666 --> 00:05:29,708 And Mr. Sitting himself will come to sign in September. 52 00:05:29,791 --> 00:05:31,500 And bring us lots of dollars. 53 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:36,916 Well that's 200 million in profits. 54 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,041 With that, we can clean up the mess and start fresh. 55 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:44,041 What is this? I said I didn't want... Ah, okay... 56 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:46,000 Ah, the samples... 57 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,375 Let's have a look... 58 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:52,333 But I'm not done with you! No, quite the opposite. 59 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:58,708 Ah yes, here... During the bookkeeping of 1968, 60 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:00,916 that you for once took care of, 61 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,416 there's a sort of little pinhole. 62 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,833 Oh, just a little snag, sir. 63 00:06:05,916 --> 00:06:07,541 A little snag? 64 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:09,416 You call that a little snag? 65 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:13,250 32,788,223 francs, 66 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:15,000 you call that a little snag? 67 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,708 I call that a laceration. 68 00:06:16,791 --> 00:06:19,541 I call that an historic collapse. 69 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:23,208 So, it's your choice: I either fire you 70 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:25,250 in spectacular fashion, 71 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:28,125 or I kick you out with a smile. 72 00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:30,291 And jail on top of that. 73 00:06:30,375 --> 00:06:32,916 But wait a minute! The collective agreement! 74 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,166 We've three months' notice, as executives. 75 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:37,416 Three months? Sold. 76 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,458 But I warn you: 77 00:06:39,541 --> 00:06:43,125 during these three months, it'll be slavery. 78 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:47,250 I want you on the ground, at my feet, like dogs! 79 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Down boys! 80 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:53,833 These mangy beasts! 81 00:06:53,916 --> 00:06:56,000 All right, time to get to work. 82 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:59,458 You know, I'd try playing kangaroo on the patio. 83 00:06:59,541 --> 00:07:00,708 Get! 84 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,666 Why are you laughing? 85 00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:19,625 Nothing funny about being broke. 86 00:07:19,708 --> 00:07:23,458 Forget your empty pockets. I'm going on the offense. Mission: Hector. 87 00:07:23,541 --> 00:07:26,416 And tomorrow you can dust off your mourning suit. 88 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:29,291 All right, go! This time we won't miss. 89 00:07:30,541 --> 00:07:32,250 So it's starting again, huh? 90 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:33,958 But I haven't forgotten. 91 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:37,750 1954. The acid bath scheme. 92 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:40,750 The belly. 1960. 93 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:44,333 The rat trap caravan. That one... I've still got scars from. 94 00:07:44,416 --> 00:07:46,458 1966. 95 00:07:46,541 --> 00:07:49,750 The cyanide oxygen mask. Down the toilet! 96 00:07:49,833 --> 00:07:53,541 Are you done breaking my spirit? This time, we win or go to jail. 97 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:02,250 Hmm-mm... 98 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:04,916 Stop. 99 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:07,791 Jacket. 100 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:15,208 Helmet. 101 00:08:16,291 --> 00:08:18,458 Glasses. Ladder. 102 00:08:35,791 --> 00:08:40,458 - Amazing! - Go, boss, go! 103 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:41,875 Higher! 104 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:47,583 Yahoo! 105 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,958 Go boss, higher! 106 00:08:58,666 --> 00:09:00,333 Hey! Heyo! 107 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,958 Bravo, bravo! Your form is Olympics-level! 108 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:07,125 You'll see, things will be much better. 109 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,791 Hey, hey! 110 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,708 Hey, boss! 111 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:13,083 Go for it, boss! Come on! 112 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:15,000 Yes, come on! 113 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,583 Try this one, it's better! 114 00:09:22,666 --> 00:09:24,041 Yes, boss! 115 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,791 He was too old to be an astronaut. 116 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:41,416 "To our beloved boss..." 117 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,500 No, this one is better. 118 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:48,375 "See you soon, Hector." 119 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,833 Goodbye, Hector! 120 00:09:57,916 --> 00:10:00,500 Ah but watch out! Now, there's the second round. 121 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:03,166 After the legal timeframe, the council elects us. 122 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,625 The company is ours! 123 00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:06,958 We've waited 13 years for this! 124 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,875 It's too good! 125 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:10,125 Hope there's no catch. 126 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:11,416 - Don't worry! - Listen... 127 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,625 - No heirs at least? - My sources are good. 128 00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:16,500 Even so, I'm still a little anxious. 129 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,166 First off, he's not 100% dead. 130 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,833 The hearse in front of the clinic doesn't lie. 131 00:10:20,916 --> 00:10:23,000 And miracles don't exist, right? 132 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,833 Your pessimism is out of line. 133 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,666 Never been glad to work Saturday. 134 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,500 It's a funeral... 135 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:30,750 Voilà! I hope there's enough? 136 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:31,833 No but tell me... 137 00:10:31,916 --> 00:10:33,375 Have you no sense of decency? 138 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,125 Come on! 139 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:38,833 - Oh, please! - No but really! I mean... 140 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,708 Yes... 141 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,208 Gloria! 142 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,666 Gloria! 143 00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:38,833 Ah, there you are! What are you doing up there? 144 00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:40,708 Oh, crap! 145 00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:42,750 I'm totally blind in these glasses! 146 00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:44,458 Write it for me! 147 00:11:44,541 --> 00:11:47,375 Stuck inside with these clown clothes. 148 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,541 Clown clothes, huh? 149 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,208 You wanted a white dress, you got it! 150 00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:54,958 You wanted to live with me, now you live with me. 151 00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:57,291 Nonetheless, if someone told me Gloria Bikini 152 00:11:57,375 --> 00:11:58,958 would end up a woman in white... 153 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:01,458 Ah, my dear... Saving face comes first. 154 00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:05,333 A CEO must be an example of virtue and morals. 155 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:07,708 Ah! I could write books about your morals. 156 00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,750 - Speaking of... - Yes? 157 00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:11,875 When are you making it official? 158 00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,833 Ah no, too soon... 159 00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:17,750 No, for now, you're my medical alibi. 160 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:21,125 And to announce my imminent death, 161 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:25,083 a nurse is more useful than a wife. 162 00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:31,250 Gentlemen, please, gentlemen! Please, gentlemen! Listen to me. 163 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:34,291 After all, we were like family. 164 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,541 Those two creeps nearly killed me. 165 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,083 But I have no proof. 166 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,541 If they find out I'm back on my feet, 167 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:43,916 they won't miss again. 168 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,875 But if I play dead, they wouldn't dare chop up my corpse. 169 00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:52,708 Please, tell me what our grump would have wanted. 170 00:12:52,791 --> 00:12:56,125 Just watch, I'll take them for a ride day after day. 171 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,708 I'll play The Agony of the Eagles in the morning. 172 00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:02,541 I'll play the death of Hector at night and Volpone 173 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,291 all the time. Don't move. 174 00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:05,666 There's a ton in there! 175 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:08,666 And to think, all this started with cavemen. 176 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,583 Sure, great, pass me the mic. 177 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,208 Guillaume, Eugène! Report straight away! 178 00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:23,333 You know what messing this up is? A crime. 179 00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:25,416 There's nothing we can do, he's hardy. 180 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,916 It's the tragedy of the gerontocracy. 181 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,500 Let's try to fix this and finish the job. But... 182 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:34,666 with class... and with discretion. 183 00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:41,875 Madame nurse? 184 00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:44,791 - It's us, the directors of... - Yes, I know. 185 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:47,500 Mr. Hector asks for you whenever he's awake. 186 00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:49,041 How is our little miracle? 187 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:51,625 What a surprise that he came back out of the blue. 188 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:54,291 Oh yes! He wanted to die in his dear home. 189 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,541 - Oh we understand him... - Come in. 190 00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:59,250 But just for a minute. Any small thing could kill him. 191 00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,833 Perfect, perfect... Perfect. 192 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:09,333 It already looks like a funeral home. 193 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,750 That's good for us. 194 00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:19,958 Boo! 195 00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:23,625 Did we scare you? 196 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,750 It's you, my good friends... 197 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:31,916 Come closer, closer... 198 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,833 You know I am... 199 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,625 I'm going to die. 200 00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:40,041 He's already gone. 201 00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:44,708 I can't see you well... My good companions... 202 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,541 I know I've done you wrong. 203 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:55,291 I know. If, if... I bullied you, I insulted you. 204 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,583 Even just now. 205 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,833 You, who embody loyalty. 206 00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:04,083 I can see that on your faces. 207 00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:08,291 I'm suffering... Listen... 208 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,875 Listen... Promise me... 209 00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:15,750 to take care of the factory... 210 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,625 the minister... 211 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:21,083 the Sitting contract, the kangaroos... 212 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:24,958 Everything is in your hands. 213 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:30,166 I feel... 214 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,833 I feel... 215 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,583 that it's the end... 216 00:15:40,916 --> 00:15:42,708 I knew that I still had it. 217 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,666 - Yeah, but I'm still nervous. - Why? 218 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,875 I mean, we got him. 219 00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:50,458 I won't calm down until we're next to his coffin. 220 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,125 Nothing corrects style like a wedding ring. 221 00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:59,833 Oh no, this again? 222 00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:02,083 Oh, it's my little Boule. 223 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,208 Do I look agonizing enough like this? 224 00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:06,250 Yes. So you put on a show for her too? 225 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:09,625 Of course, kid. For everyone! One slip and it's all done for. 226 00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:11,458 Go ahead, let her in. 227 00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:15,125 I want to be sure he's not messing with us. 228 00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:18,625 Ah, if my mother could see me... 229 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,041 Oh well that, for instance... Miss Boule. 230 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:28,208 I called you here... 231 00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:32,041 to give you a sensitive mission... 232 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,791 a secret one. 233 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,250 For obvious reasons, 234 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:42,750 I can no longer run my factory. 235 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:47,791 So I've decided to send you to Provence, 236 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:52,250 to Cazalan, to find my cousin Achille. 237 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,541 Achille... 238 00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,500 Yes, Achille, is a... 239 00:16:57,125 --> 00:17:01,041 He's one of those darned intellectuals, 240 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:03,708 a professor of something or other... 241 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:06,583 We used to be partners. 242 00:17:06,666 --> 00:17:09,666 We shared 50-50 ownership of the factory, 243 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,208 and then I managed to... well, he... 244 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:15,583 ...decided to leave me everything. Now... 245 00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:19,791 he prefers being poor in Provence to being rich in Paris. 246 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:24,125 Yes, in any case, he's a Grofenol. He's the main one. 247 00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,250 He's the only relative I have. 248 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:30,250 Oh, it's... there it is... 249 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,250 It's definitely happening tonight. 250 00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:34,375 When should I leave? 251 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:37,875 Leave? Well, listen, take a flight tomorrow at noon. 252 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,791 Go quickly, now. 253 00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,458 Go prepare your things. 254 00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:45,583 It might be that I never see you again. 255 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:51,291 This isn't a joke. Will we lose our Hector? 256 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,375 - Did you get that down? - No kidding! 257 00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:56,708 Now we just need to get ahead of it. 258 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,833 Quick, the wheel! 259 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,333 Hurry up! 260 00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:19,541 There it is, Cazalan! Without the castle, it's Melun. 261 00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:20,791 Turn right. 262 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,708 Read me his pedigree again. 263 00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:27,291 His pedigree? Got it here. 264 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:30,916 Grofenol Achille, 5.3.27, Nickname Grof. 265 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,708 175 cm, 78 kg... 266 00:18:33,791 --> 00:18:35,250 I didn't ask his shirt size! 267 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:38,958 Sorry, sorry. Distinguishing mark: business incompetence. 268 00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:41,291 Ah, that's good for us. 269 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:42,625 Oh yeah? Why? 270 00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:46,458 He doesn't have the gift, we do. We get him to sign before Ms Boule arrives. 271 00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:49,291 - Sign what? - Oh, just a little something... 272 00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,541 A little gift from the heir, his factory... 273 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,875 You're not bad, you know? 274 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:08,833 Well jeez... 275 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:10,916 There must be a door! There has to be! 276 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,708 There's going to be a drawbridge. 277 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:24,625 Will you look at this crazy entrance? 278 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,750 - No! - It's not possible... 279 00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,208 - Mr. Achille? - Grofenol? 280 00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,375 Let me handle it. I'll talk to him in the native tongue. 281 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:52,041 Hey! Come here! 282 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,541 Come on! 283 00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:59,500 Country folk sure have changed... 284 00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,500 You could use a little refresher. 285 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,583 Are you Mr. Grofenol? 286 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,583 You could have knocked, you know. 287 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,791 It's no laughing matter, sir! 288 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,541 Death is not funny. 289 00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:17,541 Your cousin... Mr. Hector is dead. 290 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,458 Ah, 20 minutes he's been in this state. 291 00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:24,208 Announcing his cousin's death 292 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,333 and the inheritance early is indelicate. 293 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,541 Forgive me, I'm a sensitive guy. 294 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,166 And poor Hector... 295 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,666 He told you about me before he died? 296 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,500 After jumping from eight stories, 297 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:38,833 one isn't very chatty. 298 00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:40,416 Dead, he doesn't talk much. 299 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,500 So, seems you've got a big deal going on here. 300 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:46,375 I can't say it's a big deal. It's pretty modest, you know. 301 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:49,375 I distill liquors from herbs. Come here, you. 302 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,416 I use rosemary, sage, lavender. Come! 303 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,625 - Come! - Come in, gentlemen. Come in. 304 00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:00,750 Hey, this stuff isn't too bad! 305 00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:04,416 That's nice of you, we don't smoke in here. 306 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,375 Dear Mr. Grofenol, 307 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:12,041 we've thought of everything. You don't need to leave this sky, sunshine, cicadas, 308 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:15,000 to lock yourself up in a repulsive city. Unburden yourself. 309 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,666 That's what I'm here for. Right? 310 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,000 And we want to save you the tiring journey. 311 00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:22,041 So, one signature... Just a small annoyance, and done! 312 00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,625 Goodbye, problems. 313 00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:25,583 A piece of paper? 314 00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:30,791 Yes, you know what they say, a little autograph. 315 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:33,166 You'll have another little drink 316 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,166 for your throat? 317 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,458 No, after the signature. Say, sir... 318 00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:38,416 - You know how to sign, right? - No. 319 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,875 I mean... I can't. 320 00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:42,916 - Oh yeah? Why not? - Well because... 321 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,708 Like my grandmother always said, 322 00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:47,500 "slow and steady wins the race". 323 00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:51,083 Well, your grandmother wasn't in business. 324 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:57,041 Mr. Grofenol! 325 00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:59,583 We've thought about it. You're right. 326 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:01,125 You should come to Paris. 327 00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:02,666 Why live among these animals? 328 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,541 What an idea, for someone like you to rot here! 329 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:10,958 Well you know, the view here is breathtaking. And it's not polluted yet. 330 00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:13,291 But you know what Paris is? It's paradise. 331 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,125 It's businesses, consortiums, 332 00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:18,333 buildings, millions of offices... 333 00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:21,166 Ah, the offices! And the banks? You know what banks are? 334 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:24,416 Balance sheets, profits, stocks, foreign exchange, trade... Life! 335 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,416 The stock market... Stocks or life! 336 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,916 Life! You know what the stock market is? 337 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,041 The Grofenol accounts, plus three, plus four, plus five! 338 00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:35,250 All this is yours, it belongs to you! 339 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:36,375 You're very kind. 340 00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:41,416 But you know... Excuse me. Your nonsense, it doesn't interest me. 341 00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:45,666 Mr. Grofenol! Mr. Grofenol! 342 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:48,250 Say, Mr. Grofenol, if you won't come, 343 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,375 your 320 employees will be out of work. 344 00:22:50,458 --> 00:22:53,625 Shivering and hungry! And you'll lose a deal worth 500 million. 345 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:55,416 Oh, money... 346 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,916 Money... 347 00:22:57,416 --> 00:22:59,750 500 million? 348 00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:01,583 Yes, yes! 349 00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:02,833 No. 350 00:23:04,041 --> 00:23:06,375 And will I get Hector's big office? 351 00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:08,375 You're the boss. 352 00:23:09,291 --> 00:23:10,541 No, I can't. 353 00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,375 But wait, why not? 354 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:16,166 Why? Because I have my sheep, I have my dog Romulus... 355 00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:30,250 Are you Mr. Achille Grofenol? 356 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:32,041 No. He left. 357 00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,333 Where? 358 00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:35,291 Down there, up there. 359 00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:38,458 - He left? - Well, look... 360 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:07,833 Well, how about that... 361 00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:09,166 Hello! 362 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,583 Gloria! 363 00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:13,625 They kidnapped my cousin! 364 00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:16,458 It's big, it's important. 365 00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:18,208 Oh, yeah, I like it. 366 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,291 Hello! 367 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:20,541 Come on, Mr. Eugène. 368 00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:32,875 Come, come! Oh the pretty little sheep! Mr. Achille's good boy! Come on! 369 00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:35,500 Come, come! Crap! 370 00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:38,208 Dirty mutton! 371 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:42,791 So what? What are you laughing at? 372 00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:53,583 Don't touch. 373 00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:55,625 Ah, gentlemen, may I? 374 00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:57,041 What is this? 375 00:25:10,458 --> 00:25:12,750 Mr. Hector, Mr. Hector! Listen... 376 00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:15,125 - We've got a surprise for you. - A surprise? 377 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:18,333 If it's about Achille, it's not that much of a surprise. 378 00:25:18,833 --> 00:25:21,333 - Well, we thought... - You thought what? 379 00:25:21,416 --> 00:25:23,083 That it would make me happy? 380 00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:27,041 That the name Grofenol had to survive despite it all? 381 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:29,083 Yes, you might be right... 382 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,750 I'd still like to see him one last time. 383 00:25:31,833 --> 00:25:34,000 - Ah that's not possible, sir. - Not possible? 384 00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:34,916 - Why? - You're dead. 385 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,208 - What? - He thinks you're dead! 386 00:25:37,291 --> 00:25:38,583 Ah, he thinks I'm dead... 387 00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:41,583 Don't you think you're jumping the gun a little? 388 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:43,083 Why did you tell him that? 389 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:46,375 Well you understand... He hates you so much he wouldn't have come. 390 00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:49,041 - We had to tell him... - ...that you'd been buried. 391 00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:51,500 Mr. Hector. It's awful. 392 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,625 Your cousin has disappeared. 393 00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:55,041 I looked everywhere. 394 00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:57,041 Miss... 395 00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:58,250 Look. 396 00:25:58,333 --> 00:25:59,208 A show for you. 397 00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:04,458 We'll leave you. 398 00:26:04,541 --> 00:26:06,250 We'll take care of your successor. 399 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:08,333 And may God bless you. 400 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:18,666 Ah, there's our little boss. 401 00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:20,458 So, did we have fun? 402 00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:23,875 Ah, it's the new boss... 403 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:31,916 This time it's for real This time, I won't come back 404 00:26:36,291 --> 00:26:39,583 I won't come back! Oh no! 405 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:42,166 Ah, that's it! 406 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:47,916 My little office! 407 00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:04,875 Careful, there's a turn. 408 00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:09,791 Excuse me. 409 00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:14,583 "A" like "Achille". 410 00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:24,291 No, it's mine. 411 00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:29,000 Please. And here's your office. 412 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,416 My office? 413 00:27:31,666 --> 00:27:33,750 Mr. Achille, please. 414 00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:37,500 Oh, this was his chair. 415 00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:38,458 Ah... 416 00:27:38,541 --> 00:27:39,791 - Custom-built. - For him? 417 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:40,708 Oh yes. Sorry. 418 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,916 Ah, it's outstanding! 419 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,541 - Of course! - All this is for me? 420 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:47,666 Sorry, have a seat. 421 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:49,416 Hold on, hold on... 422 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:53,083 I'm not superstitious, but I won't sit in the chair of the deceased. 423 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:55,125 I'd rather eat standing up. 424 00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:56,250 Oh really? 425 00:28:00,708 --> 00:28:01,958 Well... 426 00:28:05,916 --> 00:28:07,875 Well, the red telephone... 427 00:28:07,958 --> 00:28:09,166 Well... 428 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:11,000 And the black, obviously... 429 00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:17,583 That's Miss Boule, your secretary. She's not very quick, you know. 430 00:28:17,666 --> 00:28:19,208 She's easily beaten to the punch. 431 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:23,458 Pleasure to meet you. 432 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,583 Oh! 433 00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:28,416 Nice to meet you. 434 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,791 Well then. I think now that we've been introduced, 435 00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:34,166 can he meet Mr. Charles? 436 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:36,541 - Please. - Sorry. 437 00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:38,041 Gentlemen... 438 00:28:41,041 --> 00:28:42,458 This is Mr. Charles. 439 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:47,208 A pleasure, sir. 440 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:50,166 What an ungracious misunderstanding. 441 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,541 I am Charles. 442 00:28:52,625 --> 00:28:55,416 I am the model G-E-100... 443 00:28:55,916 --> 00:28:58,666 I am intelligent and... 444 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:00,375 ...to serve you. 445 00:29:00,458 --> 00:29:02,791 We would like a sort of framework law 446 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,500 to give Mr. Achille back his natural elegance. 447 00:29:05,583 --> 00:29:07,291 Programming... 448 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,791 - Say something nice to him. - Nice... 449 00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:17,166 How are you? 450 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:20,666 Circuits in good condition. Perfect magnetic memory. 451 00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:24,083 But my eye, you can see, isn't what it used to be. 452 00:29:24,833 --> 00:29:27,458 Uh... Yes. Thanks. 453 00:29:27,541 --> 00:29:30,000 I do not understand the word "thanks". 454 00:29:30,083 --> 00:29:32,375 Ah? Well, too bad. Now... 455 00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:36,000 Well goodbye, Mr. Charles. Good morning to you. 456 00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:38,500 Electronically yours. 457 00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:41,000 Well then... What's this? 458 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:44,125 75 suits from Cardin. 459 00:29:44,208 --> 00:29:46,291 120 pairs of shoes! 460 00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:47,958 This machine is out of its mind! 461 00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:50,083 Come, let's clean up... 462 00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:55,333 - Hello. - Hello, sir. 463 00:29:55,416 --> 00:29:57,625 Madame... 464 00:29:57,708 --> 00:29:59,916 Sorry, sorry... 465 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,041 - Does it hurt? - Not at all. 466 00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:11,250 Ah... 467 00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:12,541 It's nice. 468 00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:25,083 Oh la la... 469 00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:26,500 Ladies... 470 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,166 No, here. 471 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:35,458 But... 472 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,541 Come on, ladies, please! 473 00:30:40,666 --> 00:30:41,958 Ah, eh... 474 00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:16,125 All right, stop now! Hey! 475 00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:20,750 No, I wanted something much more flexible. 476 00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:23,916 I'm sure that this... 477 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,416 - Here... - I don't want that! 478 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:27,166 This is what I want! 479 00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:29,333 My gosh. 480 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,166 An Australian cow, look. 481 00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:34,125 Ah yes, Australian, yes that's good. 482 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,833 Excuse me. 483 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:39,125 It'll fit you like a glove. 484 00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:41,833 Yes but like a glove doesn't interest me. 485 00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:43,833 It's ridiculous! 486 00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:49,625 No, let's do something more romantic. 487 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,375 It's nothing, don't fret over it. 488 00:31:52,583 --> 00:31:54,583 Don't fret over it! 489 00:31:54,666 --> 00:31:56,250 It's fine, it's nothing! 490 00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:57,875 He's clumsy! Get out of there! 491 00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:00,500 Take my place. Go one, give me your foot. 492 00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:02,958 Give me that. I'll show you how it's done. 493 00:32:04,625 --> 00:32:05,916 Give me that. 494 00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:08,458 What a klutz! 495 00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:10,000 That hurts. 496 00:32:12,458 --> 00:32:14,541 I'm here. 497 00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:20,750 But sir, try it. 498 00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:22,666 "Try it, try it"... 499 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:24,791 Let's not fret! 500 00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:27,833 Honestly, gentlemen, 501 00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:29,500 it's not my size. 502 00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:31,333 It's not my size, you see? 503 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:34,000 I don't mean to be mean, sir, 504 00:32:34,083 --> 00:32:36,166 but this is not my size. 505 00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:19,750 Congratulations. They give you a jack, you give back a king. 506 00:33:23,916 --> 00:33:26,500 - Congratulations, Mr. Eugène, and thanks. - Hmm? 507 00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:28,291 Well yes, for the military honors. 508 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:30,708 - Ah, you noticed! - Sorry. 509 00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:32,750 Sorry... There we are. 510 00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:34,791 Did you want it to go to his head? 511 00:33:34,875 --> 00:33:36,125 Yes, maybe. 512 00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:45,916 Clumsy, huh? 513 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,875 - Uh, well... - Uh, well, no. No! 514 00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:51,750 And you're hopping over lines? Start over. 515 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,875 - The start is... - There. That's better. 516 00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:57,125 Getting warmer, warmer! Colder! Oh it's cold! 517 00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:58,458 Oh so cold! 518 00:33:58,541 --> 00:34:00,375 I'll never make it! What do you want... 519 00:34:00,458 --> 00:34:01,875 Don't fret, it's a craft. 520 00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:05,500 Use another color, it helps. Blue is good for nerves. 521 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:06,708 Let's go! 522 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,666 I can't... 523 00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:14,250 Oh, no helping please! Back to your desk! 524 00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,541 Well, if she wants... 525 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:22,291 There we go... Yes, there we have it! 526 00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:24,583 Ah there you go... Well, no! 527 00:34:24,666 --> 00:34:25,625 Oh yes, oh yes... 528 00:34:25,708 --> 00:34:27,708 You want to skip that line? Cheating? 529 00:34:27,791 --> 00:34:28,916 - No. - Come on. 530 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,458 There you go. Stop! 531 00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:32,958 We finished this test in one hour and 22 minutes. 532 00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:35,125 - A good start, no? - Yes. 533 00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:37,416 Ink blot test. 534 00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:40,000 The most important one. Open the notebook, quick. 535 00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:41,916 Open the notebook, quick. Careful... 536 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,416 Careful... Thank you. Now close it. 537 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,125 Thank you. 538 00:34:47,708 --> 00:34:49,791 You're making me want to slap you. 539 00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:52,500 No, no, no! 540 00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:56,291 Don't expose yourself. Okay, so you're there... You're fine. 541 00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:58,416 So, you should be on G now. 542 00:34:58,500 --> 00:34:59,833 - Get on G! - That's it! 543 00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:02,750 He's like a half-wit there! 544 00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:04,625 - Okay, listen... - Don't expose yourself! 545 00:35:04,708 --> 00:35:05,833 Good god! 546 00:35:05,916 --> 00:35:08,250 All right, on the ground! 547 00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:11,208 Oh no, really... 548 00:35:11,291 --> 00:35:13,583 I'm going to see what he's up to down there. 549 00:35:13,666 --> 00:35:16,500 It's not rocket science. X, D, 550 00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:19,041 - I, Z, S! - He almost had it! 551 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:20,750 Now, listen... 552 00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:23,125 Now, turn around. 553 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:27,083 He really is the ultimate idiot! 554 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,750 What's wrong now? 555 00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:30,833 We're going to make you a Top-70 CEO! 556 00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:32,916 Like poor Mr. Hector. 557 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,958 You see, the ideal CEO 558 00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:38,208 is a modern man in direct contact with the manufactured product. 559 00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:40,833 His cologne that smells like success. 560 00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:43,541 His razorblade is in love. 561 00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:46,208 His underwear, I don't have on hand, but you know... 562 00:35:46,291 --> 00:35:48,166 His underwear should be moving. Ah! 563 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:49,916 For tough guys with soft skin. 564 00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:53,166 Oh it's good... It's so good... 565 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:56,458 It's so good it's almost a sin. 566 00:35:57,208 --> 00:35:58,791 But all this is useless 567 00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:01,541 if the CEO doesn't have one essential quality, 568 00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:03,541 life-changing even: the love for money. 569 00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:05,000 Money doesn't buy happiness. 570 00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:06,958 Don't speak nonsense! 571 00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:08,291 The passion of the CEO 572 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,250 isn't caviar, it's not kebabs, 573 00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:12,625 nor cheese, nor Chartreuse. Not even love. 574 00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:15,125 The passion of CEO is money, you understand? 575 00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:17,416 One exception to this rule, however: 576 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:20,000 the cult of great men, like Voltaire, 577 00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:22,291 like Racine, like Pascal, 578 00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:24,708 but only on paper money. 579 00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:26,750 - Ah, Pascal... - Ah, devil! 580 00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:30,041 And so, secondly, the CEO, has a certain... 581 00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:32,375 How can I put it... A certain... 582 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:35,208 A certain class, you see? You see? 583 00:36:35,291 --> 00:36:37,500 Are you listening? Get up! 584 00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:39,333 Will you get up? What is this? 585 00:36:39,416 --> 00:36:40,875 Will you get up? 586 00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:41,958 What's going on? 587 00:36:42,041 --> 00:36:44,458 - Sorry... - Yes. A CEO is an attitude. 588 00:36:44,541 --> 00:36:47,000 He's camped out behind his desk, his gaze steady. 589 00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:49,375 And his glasses, casually gesturing. 590 00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:51,250 Gesturing like this, more or less. 591 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:53,791 He has his correspondent here, like this. 592 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:55,500 Do what I tell you, come on. 593 00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:57,041 Come on, here we go! 594 00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:58,625 That's right, he does this. 595 00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:01,250 Well? There, good. 596 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:04,833 That's class, that's stature. There, that's better. You get it? 597 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,333 Is all this really necessary? 598 00:37:07,416 --> 00:37:08,708 It's indispensable. 599 00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:13,000 Because I'll tell you... You have a defect. You're too nice. 600 00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:15,250 You're more of a cicada than a crocodile. 601 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:17,041 - Is that bad? - It's catastrophic. 602 00:37:17,125 --> 00:37:20,416 However, you can compensate with the CEO smile. 603 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,083 It's a very toothy smile. 604 00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:23,708 Distinctly pronounced! Do it! 605 00:37:23,791 --> 00:37:26,291 Come on! Hey! 606 00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:28,291 Give us a big smile! Oh my God... 607 00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:31,166 It's dripping in charm! Go, go! 608 00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:32,958 Pull! Pull! 609 00:37:33,041 --> 00:37:35,666 Pull! No, but give it all you've got! 610 00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:37,291 Like this... 611 00:37:37,375 --> 00:37:38,750 You look like your dog. 612 00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:42,208 We need charm, too. There, line up those teeth for me! 613 00:37:42,291 --> 00:37:45,291 If you can line up all 32, it's a win. 614 00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:46,708 Hey! 615 00:37:46,791 --> 00:37:47,708 Ah! 616 00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:52,083 - Ah no, no! - Come on, come on! 617 00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:53,708 Come on! 618 00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:01,708 How pale you are, my poor friend. 619 00:38:01,791 --> 00:38:03,833 You're pale, pale... 620 00:38:03,916 --> 00:38:07,625 You need sun, fresh air... 621 00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:08,833 Good luck. 622 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:13,166 Something wrong, sir? 623 00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,791 - Do you like this work? - Yes, sir. 624 00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:37,458 That's very good, continue. 625 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,375 NO SMOKING 626 00:38:44,208 --> 00:38:47,833 - Hello. Ah, hello, my friend. - Mr. Director. 627 00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:49,250 So, are you happy? 628 00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:50,708 - Yes, yes. - Everything good? 629 00:38:50,791 --> 00:38:52,166 Well that's perfect. 630 00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:54,833 - Hello, Mr. Director. - Hello. 631 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,708 Hello, my son. Hello. 632 00:38:56,791 --> 00:38:58,333 Oh, he's cute. 633 00:38:58,416 --> 00:39:00,750 Mr. Achille! Come back! 634 00:39:00,833 --> 00:39:02,416 You'll get lost! 635 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:05,291 Let him play CEO in his factory. He'll get into shape. 636 00:39:06,333 --> 00:39:07,583 Into shape? 637 00:39:07,666 --> 00:39:09,708 To sign our paper, idiot. 638 00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:12,500 Oh! Hold this for me. 639 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:17,583 Mr. Achille! Mr. Achille! 640 00:39:17,666 --> 00:39:19,375 Someone's in your office for you. 641 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:22,375 - A moment. - All right, back to work! 642 00:39:22,458 --> 00:39:24,541 Back to work! 643 00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:27,041 Come here, my dear. 644 00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:28,458 All right, back to work! 645 00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:31,291 Ah no! No, no and no! 646 00:39:31,375 --> 00:39:33,208 Is something wrong, sir? 647 00:39:33,291 --> 00:39:35,041 No, that won't do. 648 00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:38,666 I spoke to Romulus. He agrees, we're leaving. 649 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:40,291 What are we waiting for? 650 00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:42,583 - Wait, he speaks? - Of course, like all dogs. 651 00:39:42,666 --> 00:39:45,041 Yes, we're going back to Cazalan, old chap. 652 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:46,625 Too long in the factory. 653 00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:47,625 It's exhausting. 654 00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:51,416 Yes, it's tiring. You can tell your factory that. So much smoke! 655 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,666 And there's no greenery to regenerate. 656 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:55,833 - And the atmosphere... - The atmosphere? 657 00:39:55,916 --> 00:39:57,458 Atmosphere! 658 00:39:57,541 --> 00:40:00,916 Yes, the atmosphere! Atmospheric pollution, heard of it? 659 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,291 You're so right. Paris has no seasons anymore. 660 00:40:03,375 --> 00:40:07,000 But sign, and you can go home to Cazalan. 661 00:40:07,083 --> 00:40:08,833 - Perfect. - There, sign right here. 662 00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:10,333 Go on, get lost! 663 00:40:16,958 --> 00:40:18,333 Please. 664 00:40:29,208 --> 00:40:30,958 She's bigger than she looks! 665 00:40:31,041 --> 00:40:32,666 Call a doctor! 666 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,916 - Good. - Quick, get down here. 667 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,416 - We have to talk. - Yes. 668 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,333 Don't sign. 669 00:40:41,416 --> 00:40:43,541 They're terrible, they're going to rob you. 670 00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:45,375 See you soon, mission accomplished. 671 00:40:46,041 --> 00:40:47,291 She must be in shock. 672 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:54,041 Well say, to find a doctor in the summer... 673 00:40:54,125 --> 00:40:57,125 It's... Well... Where's the sick girl? 674 00:40:57,208 --> 00:41:01,291 Uh... Don't worry. Just a short bout of depression. 675 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:03,291 Good! It's our turn, gentlemen... 676 00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:06,041 Change of plans! I'm a Grofenol, 677 00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:08,708 and a Grofenol never gives in! 678 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:13,333 Mr. Hector tried all the lines. 679 00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:16,375 - There you are, it suits you. - Yes... 680 00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:19,125 Yes, I think so, but... I think the cut is good. 681 00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:22,500 A little tight here, but overall, it's good. 682 00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:25,708 And so for the other items, 683 00:41:25,791 --> 00:41:27,583 go up there, on the terrace. 684 00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:29,708 On the terrace? Hey, wait! 685 00:41:34,541 --> 00:41:36,250 Well where did he go? 686 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:43,291 NO SMOKING 687 00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:47,833 Oh, look up there! 688 00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:49,416 Achille is on the trampoline! 689 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:50,958 - What's that? - Look up there! 690 00:41:51,791 --> 00:41:54,166 - Achille! - You forgot to put the springs back! 691 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:55,625 Oh crap! 692 00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:11,791 Don't jump! 693 00:42:12,416 --> 00:42:14,416 Wait, Mr. Achille! 694 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,333 Please! 695 00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:23,000 What is that? 696 00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:26,125 What the... 697 00:42:31,958 --> 00:42:34,000 Hector... Hector! 698 00:42:37,458 --> 00:42:40,708 Oh no! That's not cool. 699 00:42:40,791 --> 00:42:42,166 That's not cool at all. 700 00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:44,541 It's not cool, what you did. 701 00:42:44,625 --> 00:42:46,791 But what did I do? 702 00:42:46,875 --> 00:42:48,333 You didn't die! 703 00:42:48,416 --> 00:42:50,208 You can't always get what you want. 704 00:42:50,291 --> 00:42:51,708 Well, it's dishonest. 705 00:42:51,791 --> 00:42:54,750 Disho... Oh no, I protest! 706 00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:56,083 I'm not dishonest. 707 00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:58,375 - What? - Those two bastards are dishonest! 708 00:42:58,458 --> 00:43:00,708 They made you think I was dead so you'd come. 709 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:08,333 Yes, I know, I'm a wretch. 710 00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:11,583 Well then beat me, pinch me, crush me, whatever you like. 711 00:43:11,666 --> 00:43:13,333 I betrayed your trust, I admit. 712 00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:14,916 But now it's over. 713 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,416 It's over, Achille, believe me. 714 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:20,208 I'll do anything. I'll sign a power of attorney to you. 715 00:43:20,291 --> 00:43:21,916 I'll do whatever you want. 716 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,583 - Anything? - Anything. 717 00:43:23,666 --> 00:43:24,791 Absolutely anything? 718 00:43:26,958 --> 00:43:28,541 Yes, absolutely anything. 719 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:31,375 - Miss nurse! - Oh come on, not that. 720 00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:33,333 Some paper and a pen. 721 00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:40,916 Sign. 722 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,500 Sign? Sign where? 723 00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:43,833 - The bottom. - The bottom? 724 00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:45,166 But it's in white. 725 00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:46,708 You got a problem with white? 726 00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:48,166 Oh yes! 727 00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:51,375 So my word isn't enough, then? 728 00:43:51,458 --> 00:43:53,125 I prefer a power of attorney. 729 00:43:53,208 --> 00:43:54,875 Come on, Achille, you know me. 730 00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:56,833 Exactly. Sign. 731 00:43:57,625 --> 00:43:59,916 It's not easy with a cast, you know. 732 00:44:01,208 --> 00:44:02,375 Perfect. 733 00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:07,500 Mr. Hector! Oh, Mr. Hector! 734 00:44:07,583 --> 00:44:09,500 Mr. Hector, it's terrible! 735 00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:11,291 Oh, sir, your poor cousin... 736 00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:12,750 What poor cousin? 737 00:44:14,541 --> 00:44:16,125 What happened to poor cousin? 738 00:44:16,791 --> 00:44:18,000 Hmm? 739 00:44:18,083 --> 00:44:19,791 Oh nothing... figure of speech. 740 00:44:22,083 --> 00:44:25,375 Little sneak, you didn't tell me my cousin was still among us. 741 00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:28,333 - But I... I didn't know. - Ask for forgiveness. 742 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,416 Put this in the safe. 743 00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:33,708 And now, gentlemen, a question. 744 00:44:33,791 --> 00:44:36,416 Starting today, who's the boss? 745 00:44:38,666 --> 00:44:40,083 His name is Grof! 746 00:44:45,541 --> 00:44:48,041 Well, well, what do you say, my darlings? 747 00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:50,875 Sing, my little ones. 748 00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:53,541 Sing like in Cazalan, remember? 749 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:10,500 Wait, gentlemen! Most importantly, no mistakes! 750 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:12,666 Here's what I planned. We have 1,000 roses 751 00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:15,916 for Mr. Hector, right? I hope he'll be happy. Oh, that hurts. 752 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,250 You also have 1,200 orchids 753 00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:20,750 for the factory women, 500 gladiolas 754 00:45:20,833 --> 00:45:23,125 for the typists, and finally, 100 green plants 755 00:45:23,208 --> 00:45:25,791 to decorate the factory. 756 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:28,250 And finally, my two cacti... 757 00:45:30,041 --> 00:45:31,291 Is he nuts? 758 00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:34,458 Is he nuts? But... 759 00:45:34,541 --> 00:45:37,291 This is going to cost us a fortune! 760 00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:39,583 Roses... Roses! 761 00:45:39,666 --> 00:45:41,875 What matters is work! 762 00:45:41,958 --> 00:45:43,916 What's the matter, snookums? 763 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,416 Achille is trying to bankrupt me. 764 00:45:48,041 --> 00:45:49,416 But look! 765 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,750 I think it's really pretty. 766 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:53,875 I thought you liked orange blossom. 767 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,791 Isn't that nice... 768 00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:02,458 Who's it from? 769 00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:06,333 There's no card... 770 00:46:06,416 --> 00:46:08,208 Good morning, ladies. 771 00:46:08,291 --> 00:46:09,375 Hello, sir. 772 00:46:10,541 --> 00:46:12,375 So guys, how's it going? 773 00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:14,375 Going well. 774 00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:18,166 You don't need anything? A bolt, a little screw? 775 00:46:21,125 --> 00:46:23,166 And you guys? Nothing for now? 776 00:46:27,541 --> 00:46:29,500 - And you my son, how are you? - I'm good. 777 00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:31,250 - You have enough holes? - Yes. 778 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,083 What did I do? 779 00:46:36,291 --> 00:46:40,083 You look exhausted. Oh la la, don't stay here! 780 00:46:40,166 --> 00:46:42,791 Go home. Tell your wife to make you some nice broth. 781 00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:44,333 Here. Take these herbs. 782 00:46:44,416 --> 00:46:46,000 All right, go! 783 00:46:47,416 --> 00:46:49,375 Don't worry. We're here, by golly! 784 00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:51,708 It's not rocket science. You'll see... 785 00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:27,000 - Mr. Achille! - Yes? 786 00:47:27,083 --> 00:47:29,000 Mr. Eugène is asking about the flowers. 787 00:47:29,083 --> 00:47:31,458 Good, good... First off, you could have helped me. 788 00:47:31,541 --> 00:47:33,000 - Put up this tent. - Sorry. 789 00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:35,708 Yes, put up this tent. Carry me for a minute. 790 00:47:35,791 --> 00:47:37,208 Lazy. 791 00:47:38,416 --> 00:47:39,833 Ah, that's smart! 792 00:47:39,916 --> 00:47:41,458 Well go on, finish it now! 793 00:47:41,541 --> 00:47:43,250 Finish the job, by golly! 794 00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:46,166 Go on! 795 00:47:48,416 --> 00:47:50,125 And then figure it out! 796 00:48:00,541 --> 00:48:01,750 Go on. 797 00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:06,125 Say, miss, what's your name? 798 00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:08,166 Well... Boule, sir. 799 00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:10,125 No, I know that. Your first name. 800 00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:12,125 Adélaïde Pétronille Martine. 801 00:48:12,208 --> 00:48:14,750 Good. So I'll just say Martine. 802 00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:16,208 Right? 803 00:48:25,750 --> 00:48:29,666 I've said it time and again, no guns here. 804 00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:32,416 Simply use a paintbrush. 805 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:34,625 So, as we can see... 806 00:48:34,708 --> 00:48:36,166 it's just as handsome. 807 00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:37,833 And then this one. 808 00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:41,833 The paintbrush is good, you see? 809 00:48:41,916 --> 00:48:46,000 There, just flowers, just flowers... Oh, aren't flowers beautiful... 810 00:48:46,625 --> 00:48:48,333 Try. Your turn, son. 811 00:48:48,916 --> 00:48:51,875 So you have to paint there. 812 00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:56,958 No, thanks. It's fine. 813 00:48:57,041 --> 00:48:59,333 A bit of white, a Bordeaux? 814 00:48:59,416 --> 00:49:01,166 No, thanks. 815 00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:03,541 And you, some Bordeaux over here? 816 00:49:03,625 --> 00:49:05,041 No thanks. One sheep's milk. 817 00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:07,125 Sheep's milk! One sheep's milk! 818 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,250 Here, son. That will do you good. 819 00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:12,000 - How's the appetite? - It's okay. 820 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:13,125 - All good? - Thanks. 821 00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:18,291 Bordeaux, sheep's milk! 822 00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:22,708 Good God, whose idea was it to bring this destroyer of my business? 823 00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:25,125 Try guessing! 824 00:49:25,208 --> 00:49:27,791 Well yes... It wasn't my day. 825 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:31,125 Ah but wait... Wait, wait... 826 00:49:31,208 --> 00:49:32,916 You're giving me ideas. 827 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,833 It took you long enough! 828 00:49:34,916 --> 00:49:38,875 No that's not it at all. We're on different wavelengths. 829 00:49:38,958 --> 00:49:41,500 No, the wedding ring needs to be earned. 830 00:49:41,583 --> 00:49:44,583 Listen... Striptease is good. 831 00:49:44,666 --> 00:49:48,708 But burglary... 832 00:49:48,791 --> 00:49:51,708 is better. You're going to hustle... 833 00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:53,125 the power of attorney. 834 00:49:53,208 --> 00:49:54,875 - Me? - Yes. 835 00:50:06,250 --> 00:50:10,833 Mr. Achille, since we're alone, I'd like to tell you that... 836 00:50:14,041 --> 00:50:18,333 Mr. Achille... Since we're alone, I'd like to tell you... 837 00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:19,500 No. 838 00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:25,583 Mr. Achille... Since we're alone, well... 839 00:50:26,083 --> 00:50:28,791 I'd like to tell you... No. 840 00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:33,458 Achille... We're alone... 841 00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:47,708 It's good for wrinkles. 842 00:50:47,791 --> 00:50:50,041 Yes, it's a sort of yoga, you see. 843 00:50:55,375 --> 00:50:57,958 - What can I do for you? - Well? 844 00:50:58,041 --> 00:51:00,833 - Do you take delivery, yes or no? - Uh, yes... 845 00:51:00,916 --> 00:51:02,000 For what? 846 00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:03,333 For me. What a question! 847 00:51:03,416 --> 00:51:05,375 One second, let me get my coat. 848 00:51:09,041 --> 00:51:11,375 This is my contract. You can read it. 849 00:51:12,625 --> 00:51:15,833 It says that Gloria is committed to the personal service 850 00:51:15,916 --> 00:51:19,166 of the company's CEO, with a salary of 3,217.75 francs. 851 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:21,666 Social security, executive retirement. 852 00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:23,916 Yes, it's for the tax authorities. 853 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,958 Mr. Hector's idea. 854 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:27,333 Personal service? 855 00:51:27,416 --> 00:51:29,583 Well yes, his girlfriend, if you will. 856 00:51:29,666 --> 00:51:31,416 You're held to 28 hours per month. 857 00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:34,291 But I don't see him anymore. Since he's paralyzed, I... 858 00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:36,250 Yes, obviously... 859 00:51:36,333 --> 00:51:37,583 You can't deliver. 860 00:51:37,666 --> 00:51:41,708 Yes, that's it. Delivering to a wheelchair is pretty hard. 861 00:51:42,708 --> 00:51:43,916 But where do I come in? 862 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,291 You're the CEO of the Grofenol company. 863 00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:47,416 And how! 864 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:48,833 Well, it's so silly! 865 00:51:48,916 --> 00:51:51,375 On the contract, there's no name in front of CEO. 866 00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:53,791 So you're the one I need to deliver to! 867 00:51:53,875 --> 00:51:54,958 Well bravo! 868 00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:57,083 Don't mind us. What is all this? 869 00:51:57,166 --> 00:51:59,875 Nothing, nothing... Some delivery issues. 870 00:51:59,958 --> 00:52:01,416 But nothing to worry about. 871 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:04,375 Now if you don't mind, we'll rehearse the Grof show! 872 00:52:04,458 --> 00:52:06,083 The minister sees it tomorrow. 873 00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:09,458 Come on, come here. 874 00:52:09,541 --> 00:52:11,875 We're rehearsing the rhythm. Straight line. 875 00:52:11,958 --> 00:52:13,083 Form a straight line. 876 00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:16,083 Ready, we're starting! One, two, three, four! 877 00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:19,625 There's no mystery, we all agree 878 00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:23,291 That won't do... 879 00:52:23,375 --> 00:52:26,375 Let's dance! 880 00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:29,833 Ah no, it's completely stupid! 881 00:52:29,916 --> 00:52:31,583 Come on, snap out of it! 882 00:52:31,666 --> 00:52:33,291 You want me to slap you? 883 00:52:33,375 --> 00:52:34,625 Again, pay attention. 884 00:52:34,708 --> 00:52:39,166 Thanks, Mr. Achille... 885 00:52:42,750 --> 00:52:45,250 - Bravo. - Oh yes. 886 00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:46,875 So what? 887 00:52:47,833 --> 00:52:49,958 You really are a Grofenol. 888 00:52:50,708 --> 00:52:52,625 Maybe the power is getting to you. 889 00:52:52,708 --> 00:52:54,291 - Listen, Miss Boule... - Achille! 890 00:52:54,375 --> 00:52:55,583 We rehearsing or what? 891 00:52:55,666 --> 00:52:56,833 That's enough from you! 892 00:52:56,916 --> 00:52:58,500 Everyone out, out! 893 00:52:59,625 --> 00:53:01,666 Say, art and you, that makes two. 894 00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:04,291 Miss Boule! Miss Boule! 895 00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:12,166 - Charles. - What is it? 896 00:53:12,250 --> 00:53:14,333 Sorry to wake you. It's for a consultation. 897 00:53:14,416 --> 00:53:19,083 If I may, your transistors look awful. 898 00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:21,208 It doesn't look like you're well 899 00:53:21,291 --> 00:53:22,833 Well, I'm not well. 900 00:53:22,916 --> 00:53:25,000 But anyway, it's nice to talk like this. 901 00:53:25,083 --> 00:53:27,583 I want to drop everything. 902 00:53:27,666 --> 00:53:28,833 Ridiculous. 903 00:53:28,916 --> 00:53:32,083 Oh, sorry. Hasty conclusion. 904 00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:34,958 Ah wait... you can't look at me when I talk to you? 905 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:38,833 I have the blues. Like a weight in my throat. 906 00:53:39,333 --> 00:53:40,500 I see flowers. 907 00:53:41,208 --> 00:53:42,708 Flowers everywhere. 908 00:53:42,791 --> 00:53:44,000 What does that mean? 909 00:53:44,083 --> 00:53:47,291 At first glance, it's an illness 910 00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:49,500 that I cannot catch. 911 00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:01,625 You are 100% in love. 912 00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:03,125 What stupidity! 913 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:17,125 Admire the face of your stupidity. 914 00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:19,583 But... that's my secretary. 915 00:54:19,666 --> 00:54:22,416 Do you believe there is incompatibility 916 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:25,250 between the secretary and love? 917 00:54:25,333 --> 00:54:27,416 There's no reason for it. Why? No. 918 00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:34,875 Snookums! Who's there? 919 00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:36,833 It's your little delivery. 920 00:54:36,916 --> 00:54:38,916 - Oh! - Oh, snookums! 921 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,791 Oh, listen to me, snookums! 922 00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:47,875 - Snookums! - Busy! 923 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:51,208 What does snookums do at night? 924 00:54:51,291 --> 00:54:53,291 At night, snookums sleeps! 925 00:55:07,166 --> 00:55:09,625 Okay, come here! 926 00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:13,791 There. 927 00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:21,333 He's scared too. What a family! 928 00:55:23,083 --> 00:55:24,583 What is that? 929 00:55:27,666 --> 00:55:30,000 There! There! 930 00:55:30,083 --> 00:55:33,250 There, take that! 931 00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:55,041 So, where is the lucky guy? 932 00:55:55,125 --> 00:55:56,916 Oh it's not what you think. 933 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,250 They're no fun in this family. 934 00:55:59,333 --> 00:56:01,291 There's your stud now. 935 00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:13,125 Mr. Achille! 936 00:56:13,208 --> 00:56:14,541 Mr. Achille! 937 00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:17,583 - Mr. Achille! - What is it? 938 00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:18,750 No! Leave me alone! 939 00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:22,166 Hurry up, the minister's arriving! 940 00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:24,291 Give me that, would you. The minister? 941 00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:25,583 - Yes. - I'm going. 942 00:56:26,791 --> 00:56:28,750 - Did you say minister? - Yes. 943 00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:31,583 Get out of there, you. Out. Out! 944 00:56:31,666 --> 00:56:32,750 Get out! 945 00:56:34,166 --> 00:56:35,375 Come! 946 00:56:44,708 --> 00:56:46,375 Hurry up. 947 00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:47,833 - Hurry up! - Yes. 948 00:56:47,916 --> 00:56:49,333 Where is your suit? 949 00:56:49,416 --> 00:56:51,958 My suit, it's... Where is my suit? 950 00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:54,166 Well, hurry, the minister's waiting. 951 00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:56,916 He's waiting, he's waiting... 952 00:57:01,875 --> 00:57:03,416 Someone stole it... 953 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:06,958 My suit! Ah, it's... So what? 954 00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:08,708 Crazy. 955 00:57:18,708 --> 00:57:20,583 - Mr. minister. - Hello, gentlemen. 956 00:57:22,458 --> 00:57:24,500 If you wouldn't mind following us? 957 00:57:25,958 --> 00:57:29,458 The minister! That's going to be a catastrophe. 958 00:57:30,833 --> 00:57:32,833 Mr. minister, please, for the ORTF. 959 00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:35,666 - What's your take on the politics... - I'm a tourist here. 960 00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:37,166 Not a politician. 961 00:57:50,916 --> 00:57:52,125 PROHIBITED TO PROHIBIT 962 00:57:53,583 --> 00:57:54,666 Here it is. 963 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:04,416 Mister! The pants! You forgot your pants! 964 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:07,375 The pants! Sir! 965 00:58:09,375 --> 00:58:11,500 LOVE FLOWERS 966 00:58:12,583 --> 00:58:14,291 Here's the little painting. 967 00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:17,791 This is all great. 968 00:58:17,875 --> 00:58:19,875 Yes, I'll accept. 969 00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:21,500 Perfect, I congratulate you. 970 00:58:21,583 --> 00:58:23,666 No, gentlemen, please. 971 00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:28,375 Quick, quick, quick! Come on, let's go! 972 00:58:28,458 --> 00:58:29,791 Come on, quick! 973 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,666 Easy now! 974 00:58:42,333 --> 00:58:44,666 Say, the boss is somebody. 975 00:58:45,666 --> 00:58:47,625 Ah, finally. Give me that. 976 00:58:47,708 --> 00:58:49,958 Come on, let's hurry. Hurry. 977 00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:02,333 Here, you're in the carpentry, Mr. Minister. 978 00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:04,416 May I? This way. 979 00:59:19,666 --> 00:59:21,833 Here's the revival of the industry! 980 00:59:21,916 --> 00:59:24,208 Here's the example for all other factories! 981 00:59:24,291 --> 00:59:26,875 Here's how the working France will be! 982 00:59:26,958 --> 00:59:28,291 Here's how... 983 00:59:28,958 --> 00:59:30,125 Ah yes, that's true. 984 00:59:31,041 --> 00:59:33,291 Mr. Minister, Mr. Grofenol is waiting. 985 00:59:35,166 --> 00:59:37,458 No, no. 986 00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:45,500 Oh, Mr. Minister. 987 00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:47,791 - Mr. Minister, listen... - Excuse me. 988 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:49,791 - Mr. Minister... - No, that's not him! 989 00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:51,041 No, that's not him. 990 00:59:51,125 --> 00:59:53,166 - Mr. Minister. - No, not him! 991 00:59:53,250 --> 00:59:55,041 ...for Midi tourism. 992 00:59:56,125 --> 00:59:57,958 As you can see, gentlemen, 993 00:59:58,041 --> 01:00:00,166 we've prepared a private reception. 994 01:00:00,250 --> 01:00:01,958 If you don't mind, we'll get up. 995 01:00:02,041 --> 01:00:04,416 - Get him up. - No, get the minister up first. 996 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:06,125 Grab his leg. 997 01:00:06,208 --> 01:00:08,291 Let us through! 998 01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,291 This way, gentlemen! 999 01:00:10,375 --> 01:00:12,166 This way, gentlemen. 1000 01:00:18,333 --> 01:00:20,333 It's the purpose of my visit 1001 01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:22,333 in this model factory. 1002 01:00:30,291 --> 01:00:32,875 Ah but it's not the Tourism Merit. 1003 01:00:32,958 --> 01:00:34,166 We're short for now. 1004 01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:35,916 Oh well, that's not important. 1005 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,333 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1006 01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:43,416 Thank you, Mr. Minister, for reminding us that without Grof tents, 1007 01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:45,041 French tourism 1008 01:00:45,125 --> 01:00:47,375 couldn't host foreign currency, 1009 01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:48,791 for a lack of hotels. 1010 01:00:48,875 --> 01:00:49,875 There. 1011 01:00:49,958 --> 01:00:53,166 All good, TV people? Is it how you wanted it? Everything okay? 1012 01:00:54,875 --> 01:00:59,041 Workmen and workwomen, 1013 01:01:00,541 --> 01:01:03,541 I know you expect a lot from me. 1014 01:01:03,625 --> 01:01:07,708 For a long time, I've been in the factory's reserves, 1015 01:01:07,791 --> 01:01:10,708 and I asked myself during this desert crossing 1016 01:01:10,791 --> 01:01:13,291 what I would do if I came into power. 1017 01:01:13,375 --> 01:01:15,291 Well now I know, 1018 01:01:16,416 --> 01:01:17,958 I will share it! 1019 01:01:21,916 --> 01:01:23,791 I'm a huge fan of this guy. 1020 01:01:23,875 --> 01:01:25,625 Way better than the paralyzed one. 1021 01:01:25,708 --> 01:01:28,208 So from now on, you're no longer workers, 1022 01:01:28,291 --> 01:01:29,625 but shareholders! 1023 01:01:31,041 --> 01:01:33,833 He's nuts! You're nuts! 1024 01:01:33,916 --> 01:01:37,166 Your salaries will increase 100%! 1025 01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:42,250 Holiday allocations will be doubled 1026 01:01:42,333 --> 01:01:44,083 for the pale and exhausted. 1027 01:01:44,666 --> 01:01:48,166 Attention! There will be buses and caravans 1028 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,083 to go to the sea. 1029 01:01:49,166 --> 01:01:52,291 Bravo! 1030 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:56,041 You will tap into our stock of Grof tents, 1031 01:01:56,125 --> 01:01:57,958 Grof parasols, 1032 01:01:58,041 --> 01:02:00,458 and your million Grof children 1033 01:02:00,541 --> 01:02:02,708 will jump in Grof balloons 1034 01:02:02,791 --> 01:02:05,083 while drinking Grof milk! 1035 01:02:36,041 --> 01:02:39,541 Oh no... To live to see this... 1036 01:02:39,625 --> 01:02:41,000 What a tragedy... 1037 01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:42,916 Can't you just fire him? 1038 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,750 Fire him? No, impossible. 1039 01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:45,875 He holds the reins. 1040 01:02:45,958 --> 01:02:47,125 We must retake them. 1041 01:02:47,208 --> 01:02:48,250 No, sir. 1042 01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:50,541 Power is taken back with blood. 1043 01:02:51,208 --> 01:02:53,250 The traitor must be chastized. 1044 01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:56,208 Accidentally, of course. 1045 01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,916 Mr. Achille. They want to kill you. 1046 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,291 - I heard it. - Kill me how? 1047 01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:16,750 Me? 1048 01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:18,000 You're just teasing. 1049 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:20,583 I saw them! They want to light your RV on fire. 1050 01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:27,000 Come. 1051 01:03:33,375 --> 01:03:35,708 No. That's nothing, it's a... 1052 01:03:36,208 --> 01:03:37,583 It's a sleepwalker. 1053 01:03:42,125 --> 01:03:45,166 Fire! 1054 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,791 What's wrong? 1055 01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:51,458 What are they up to? 1056 01:03:53,458 --> 01:03:55,125 What is it? Well then. 1057 01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:25,791 Get me two dozen and make a pyramid with them. 1058 01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:27,291 I'll draw it for you. 1059 01:04:33,333 --> 01:04:36,666 Guillaume, when you have a minute, unhook that weight hanging there. 1060 01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:38,958 Never know, it could hurt someone, right? 1061 01:04:44,916 --> 01:04:46,041 What now? 1062 01:04:46,625 --> 01:04:47,791 Hmm? 1063 01:04:47,875 --> 01:04:49,500 The cigars you like, sir. 1064 01:04:50,291 --> 01:04:52,958 What's this I hear about camping gas cylinders leaking? 1065 01:04:53,041 --> 01:04:55,125 Check the stock yourself, sir. 1066 01:05:05,750 --> 01:05:07,416 NO SMOKING 1067 01:05:24,750 --> 01:05:26,166 That's it, they killed him! 1068 01:05:37,875 --> 01:05:40,416 Oh... Martine... 1069 01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:42,083 This is no time to sleep. 1070 01:05:42,708 --> 01:05:44,083 Good God, if she were dead... 1071 01:05:45,583 --> 01:05:47,750 My dear Martine, it's me. 1072 01:05:47,833 --> 01:05:49,416 - Ah... - It's me. 1073 01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:52,333 It's me. It's me! 1074 01:05:52,416 --> 01:05:54,666 They missed you again. 1075 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:04,083 Well what do I do now? 1076 01:06:04,833 --> 01:06:06,041 I've got an idea, but... 1077 01:06:06,125 --> 01:06:07,375 Continue. 1078 01:06:07,458 --> 01:06:11,291 It's paradoxical, but the operation is profitable. 1079 01:06:11,375 --> 01:06:14,208 Cheers! It won't be long, you'll see. 1080 01:06:15,666 --> 01:06:19,708 Everyone's behind me. Happy, engaged, and efficient! 1081 01:06:19,791 --> 01:06:21,666 Behind their killer CEO! 1082 01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:24,750 I am my brand image. I'm revved up like an engine. 1083 01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:28,166 Grof will be a mark of excellence in all of Europe! 1084 01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:40,958 Yes? Hello, Rockefeller? No! 1085 01:06:54,708 --> 01:06:55,875 Signature, let's go! 1086 01:07:00,916 --> 01:07:03,583 Say! That's it, you're everywhere. Look at this. 1087 01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:12,625 This is a serious illness. It's a global epidemic, truly. 1088 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:15,625 No, no... You don't like it? 1089 01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:17,958 Yes? Sell, my friend. Absolutely. 1090 01:07:18,541 --> 01:07:21,000 Oh really? Yes. Buy! 1091 01:07:21,083 --> 01:07:23,916 You can buy, I'm interested. 1092 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,166 Hello, yes? Buy. Sell! 1093 01:07:32,208 --> 01:07:35,083 Absolutely not. No, because I just told you so. 1094 01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:41,750 Mr. Hector on line one. 1095 01:07:41,833 --> 01:07:44,375 Well, well, well... What is it? 1096 01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:46,166 Is it a tantrum or blackmail? 1097 01:07:46,250 --> 01:07:48,083 Neither, it's a transfer. 1098 01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,458 I'm changing nurseries. 1099 01:07:50,541 --> 01:07:54,375 No but... But my little gem, you... 1100 01:07:54,458 --> 01:07:55,833 You wouldn't do that? 1101 01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:57,916 After all these years... 1102 01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,833 Oh get over yourself! 1103 01:07:59,916 --> 01:08:02,041 Or else make me an offer. 1104 01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:05,166 But I warn you: your competition is quick to close. 1105 01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:08,416 "Competition"? You mean that other clown? 1106 01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:10,000 And why not? 1107 01:08:10,083 --> 01:08:12,000 He's more fun than you think. 1108 01:08:12,083 --> 01:08:14,750 He built his little business by himself. 1109 01:08:15,375 --> 01:08:16,458 And now, it's all his. 1110 01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:19,083 Oh yes, oh yes, of course! 1111 01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:22,750 I've never been a snake oil salesman. 1112 01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:25,333 I don't believe in anything anymore. 1113 01:08:27,041 --> 01:08:30,916 Robbed, sovietized and cuckold on top of that... 1114 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,250 No, it's too much. 1115 01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:35,666 That's right! Cry now. That's what was missing! 1116 01:08:37,416 --> 01:08:40,000 - You phoney! - Gloria! 1117 01:08:40,541 --> 01:08:42,083 Gloria! 1118 01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:45,416 Bitch. 1119 01:08:50,708 --> 01:08:52,791 Come on, number four! Go number four! 1120 01:08:52,875 --> 01:08:56,083 Number four! Number four! Go number four! 1121 01:09:03,208 --> 01:09:05,375 Good evening, ma'am. Evening, Mr. Grof. 1122 01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:08,500 Evening, Lucien. You're well? Yes, sir. 1123 01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:55,541 Hello, New York? I'll hold, I'll hold. 1124 01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:57,541 I've been dating this guy two months. 1125 01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:59,916 And what's happened, you ask? Nothing. 1126 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,375 Hello, yes? Yes. Grof Export here. 1127 01:10:03,458 --> 01:10:06,416 Pass me Rockefeller. Yes. Rocky? 1128 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,708 I'm warning you. We're chatting. 1129 01:10:08,791 --> 01:10:10,083 Well we're chatting! 1130 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:15,541 Say, snookums... When do I get my little list? 1131 01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:16,625 List? 1132 01:10:16,708 --> 01:10:20,958 You know, the little bridal list. Ring, white dress... 1133 01:10:21,041 --> 01:10:22,791 No! 1134 01:10:22,875 --> 01:10:24,791 Oh, what a family! 1135 01:10:25,291 --> 01:10:26,666 - Hello! - They're worthless! 1136 01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:28,958 Hello? Oh, hello? Yes! 1137 01:10:29,041 --> 01:10:33,125 Well what are you waiting for? Snoozing? Go on, get going! 1138 01:10:36,625 --> 01:10:37,833 Oh really? 1139 01:10:38,958 --> 01:10:40,541 If I understand correctly, 1140 01:10:40,625 --> 01:10:43,000 the competition didn't close. 1141 01:10:43,083 --> 01:10:45,916 - What's it to you? - Oh, to me, nothing. 1142 01:10:46,541 --> 01:10:50,833 I find it pretty funny. So of course, you come crawling back. 1143 01:10:50,916 --> 01:10:53,375 - Yeah. - I don't get it, you see. 1144 01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:56,541 I'm not so young anymore. I'm not that handsome. 1145 01:10:56,625 --> 01:11:00,791 I'm nearly crippled, sick... So why would you want to marry me? 1146 01:11:02,041 --> 01:11:03,416 For your money, of course! 1147 01:11:04,750 --> 01:11:06,583 I'm obsessed with money. 1148 01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:10,416 - I love money. - You love? 1149 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:11,791 You love money? 1150 01:11:11,875 --> 01:11:13,583 Why didn't you say so earlier? 1151 01:11:13,666 --> 01:11:15,541 I also love it. 1152 01:11:15,625 --> 01:11:19,375 It's all I live for. My darling, all this brings us closer. 1153 01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:21,458 We'll be very happy 1154 01:11:21,541 --> 01:11:24,416 Oh yes, we'll have lots of children. 1155 01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:27,750 Oh yes, little ones who are like us. 1156 01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:29,875 They'll also love money. 1157 01:11:29,958 --> 01:11:31,916 Ah, you see, it works. 1158 01:11:33,416 --> 01:11:35,208 - Hello? - Hello, boss? 1159 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:37,000 We're at the airport. 1160 01:11:37,083 --> 01:11:39,041 Ah, the two clowns... 1161 01:11:39,125 --> 01:11:42,083 Yes, boss. Eugène went to pick up Sitting. 1162 01:11:42,166 --> 01:11:46,458 Sitting? He's... He's with you? Bring him here! 1163 01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:49,208 Trust us, boss. We'll warm him up for you. 1164 01:11:49,291 --> 01:11:53,791 Bring him here, quick! Of course! Make sure no one sees him, okay? 1165 01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,083 Especially not Achille. 1166 01:11:55,166 --> 01:11:57,750 You'll have your contract, your 5,000 kangaroos. 1167 01:11:57,833 --> 01:11:59,208 The dollars will come in. 1168 01:11:59,291 --> 01:12:01,166 Mr. Sitting, 1169 01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:04,208 Mr. Grofenol vous attend. 1170 01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:14,208 Now, where were we in our romantic conversation? 1171 01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:16,791 Later, darling, later. For now, 1172 01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:19,666 let's focus on making a cool 200 million for incidentals, 1173 01:12:19,750 --> 01:12:20,875 the ring, all that. 1174 01:12:22,958 --> 01:12:26,916 Shh. He's very weak. I'll replace him. I have a nice signature. 1175 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,333 Okay. 1176 01:12:28,416 --> 01:12:30,083 Look. Look at him. 1177 01:12:31,666 --> 01:12:32,916 He's a wreck. 1178 01:12:34,125 --> 01:12:36,000 I assure you, he's very ill. 1179 01:12:36,583 --> 01:12:39,875 He may be a wreck, but he's also an imposter. 1180 01:12:39,958 --> 01:12:41,291 What? But I assure you... 1181 01:12:41,375 --> 01:12:44,125 That's not the Mr. Grof I saw on the cover of Time. 1182 01:12:44,208 --> 01:12:45,416 - Oh well that... - Bye. 1183 01:12:46,750 --> 01:12:47,916 Excuse me! 1184 01:12:48,916 --> 01:12:49,875 Cut this. 1185 01:12:56,458 --> 01:12:58,500 Hello, yes? Hello? 1186 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:04,916 Save me from the Australians. They want kangaroos. 1187 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:05,958 Good, sir. 1188 01:13:06,041 --> 01:13:08,250 It's Dior, they want to make a Grof perfume. 1189 01:13:08,333 --> 01:13:09,625 What are they offering? 1190 01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:11,708 - 13%. - Well. I'll do 20. 1191 01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:15,791 - Hello, yes? - Hello? We're good for 20%. 1192 01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:17,500 I'm sorry sir. We've already... 1193 01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:22,166 Ah, yes. Have a seat. 1194 01:13:22,250 --> 01:13:24,416 - The bribes have been sent? - The bribes? 1195 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:25,750 Yes, you understand me? 1196 01:13:25,833 --> 01:13:27,416 I'm Mr. Sitting 1197 01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,166 from Oklahoma City. 1198 01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:31,125 Ah yes. What can I do for you? 1199 01:13:31,208 --> 01:13:33,083 Hello? Yes, I'm listening. 1200 01:13:33,166 --> 01:13:35,541 Hello, yes? Ask for Grof courses at closing. 1201 01:13:35,625 --> 01:13:36,666 Sure. 1202 01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:38,875 A check from First National City Bank. 1203 01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:42,666 Ah, yes. Hello, yes? Plus eight? 1204 01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:45,500 Ah, yes... You said the opposite. 1205 01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:46,625 Checkout! 1206 01:13:47,125 --> 01:13:49,125 Come, sir. You see you're in the way. 1207 01:13:50,041 --> 01:13:51,333 Hey, say, Mr. Cowboy. 1208 01:13:51,416 --> 01:13:54,250 Us working together doesn't mean you can poach my staff. 1209 01:14:01,833 --> 01:14:03,500 Hello, Mr. Grofenol. 1210 01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:04,625 At ease! 1211 01:14:06,416 --> 01:14:10,958 Guillaume, Honoré, Eugène! Everyone on deck. 1212 01:14:11,541 --> 01:14:14,291 And hurry! This place is letting itself go. 1213 01:14:14,375 --> 01:14:17,958 And this, then... It's zero! Zero. 1214 01:14:19,083 --> 01:14:20,291 The syntax... 1215 01:14:20,375 --> 01:14:22,875 The spelling... The margins... 1216 01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:25,541 Reduce those margins! We're being wasteful! 1217 01:14:25,625 --> 01:14:28,208 And get these creatures to stop, they're killing me! 1218 01:14:28,291 --> 01:14:30,625 Oh, Mr. Achille, your little cicadas! 1219 01:14:31,125 --> 01:14:34,125 Miss, you are an anthology of negligence. 1220 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:37,041 So please, don't stoop to melodrama. 1221 01:14:46,458 --> 01:14:48,125 It's crazy how he's changed. 1222 01:14:48,208 --> 01:14:49,625 He wants to devour it all. 1223 01:14:50,791 --> 01:14:52,583 Gluttony really does a number. 1224 01:14:52,666 --> 01:14:54,541 He was so nice before. 1225 01:14:55,083 --> 01:14:57,500 - Here, drink. - No. 1226 01:14:57,583 --> 01:14:58,791 To forget. 1227 01:15:16,666 --> 01:15:18,875 Those things are still here? I'm losing it. 1228 01:15:18,958 --> 01:15:20,958 - Your pills. - Ah, my pills. 1229 01:15:22,791 --> 01:15:23,708 Oh no! 1230 01:15:24,250 --> 01:15:25,750 I'm fed up! 1231 01:15:25,833 --> 01:15:27,541 No, that's enough! 1232 01:15:28,708 --> 01:15:31,041 Look at him, the emperor of business, 1233 01:15:31,125 --> 01:15:33,041 he wants to kill cicadas with his shoe! 1234 01:15:36,250 --> 01:15:38,208 You've changed, Mr. Achille. 1235 01:15:38,291 --> 01:15:40,416 Oh, excuse me. Mr. Grof. 1236 01:15:40,958 --> 01:15:43,833 All that's left for you is cannibalism. 1237 01:15:43,916 --> 01:15:45,500 Don't worry, you'll get there. 1238 01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:47,791 But I'm jumping ship before the catastrophe! 1239 01:15:53,875 --> 01:15:54,958 Honoré. 1240 01:16:00,083 --> 01:16:01,750 - Is it true? - What? 1241 01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:03,666 - Well... - Yes. 1242 01:16:13,041 --> 01:16:14,458 Did you hear, Mr. Charles? 1243 01:16:14,541 --> 01:16:16,541 I am not deaf. 1244 01:16:16,625 --> 01:16:19,291 And their analysis is correct. 1245 01:16:19,375 --> 01:16:20,958 Power corrupts. 1246 01:16:21,041 --> 01:16:24,583 Your internal circuits couldn't resist. 1247 01:16:24,666 --> 01:16:26,875 They need oxygen 1248 01:16:26,958 --> 01:16:29,375 You must be reprogrammed. 1249 01:16:35,833 --> 01:16:37,125 "To be reprogrammed"... 1250 01:16:37,875 --> 01:16:38,958 "To be reprogrammed". 1251 01:16:50,791 --> 01:16:51,958 Agony brings you joy. 1252 01:16:53,833 --> 01:16:58,250 No... I felt better temporarily. 1253 01:16:58,333 --> 01:17:01,125 Of course, you know how it is, the calm before... 1254 01:17:01,208 --> 01:17:02,500 Don't wear yourself out. 1255 01:17:02,583 --> 01:17:03,958 I'm done being your fool. 1256 01:17:04,041 --> 01:17:05,541 Enough of your shenanigans. 1257 01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:06,791 My... My... 1258 01:17:06,875 --> 01:17:09,166 How funny, boss, how funny! 1259 01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:11,208 That's it, we found something. 1260 01:17:12,541 --> 01:17:13,791 Guillaume, show him. 1261 01:17:15,083 --> 01:17:18,000 Each ball has 100 grams of powder. 1262 01:17:18,083 --> 01:17:21,458 You turn the handle a bit, and it sets off a timer. 1263 01:17:21,541 --> 01:17:23,208 Then, boom! 1264 01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:28,000 So. Bluffer, reaper, and now murderer. 1265 01:17:28,083 --> 01:17:30,791 Ah no! It's a joke, a gadget. 1266 01:17:30,875 --> 01:17:33,875 - It's a... - Here it goes. It's going! 1267 01:17:34,541 --> 01:17:35,916 It's... It's... 1268 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,083 Oh no! You take it! 1269 01:17:38,166 --> 01:17:39,750 Oh no, it's gonna blow! 1270 01:17:39,833 --> 01:17:41,791 It's gonna blow! 1271 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,291 That's clever. Ah, that's clever. 1272 01:17:54,833 --> 01:17:56,791 That's clever... 1273 01:17:57,375 --> 01:17:58,541 That's clever. 1274 01:17:59,583 --> 01:18:02,708 Ah yes, that's clever. Ah it's clever! 1275 01:18:03,833 --> 01:18:06,666 Oh, snookums! Oh my snookums! 1276 01:18:08,416 --> 01:18:12,250 Oh my poor snookums, what happened to you? 1277 01:18:12,333 --> 01:18:13,875 You're not hurt, are you? 1278 01:18:13,958 --> 01:18:16,291 Oh no, don't fret, my angel. 1279 01:18:16,375 --> 01:18:17,833 It's the nurse. 1280 01:18:19,250 --> 01:18:20,666 Well, yes. 1281 01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:21,875 We're getting married. 1282 01:18:21,958 --> 01:18:24,333 We're getting married like this? Oh no! 1283 01:18:24,416 --> 01:18:25,458 Oh no! 1284 01:18:25,541 --> 01:18:28,333 As for you, you awful little creeps, 1285 01:18:28,416 --> 01:18:30,750 your thwarted attacks were funny but boring. 1286 01:18:30,833 --> 01:18:33,125 Oh but of course, if you're nitpicking... 1287 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:35,166 This kind of nitpicking, 1288 01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:37,916 catches bigger vermin than you think. 1289 01:18:40,166 --> 01:18:42,083 So, will it be the cops or the broom? 1290 01:18:42,916 --> 01:18:44,916 Yes, you can stay here as janitors. 1291 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:47,916 - I'm leaving. - No, no! We'll stay with him! 1292 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,416 I warn you, he'll be worse. 1293 01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:50,833 Oh no! 1294 01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:01,000 We'll get minimum wage? 1295 01:19:01,625 --> 01:19:02,458 We'll see. 1296 01:19:02,541 --> 01:19:05,791 - With... an end of year bonus... - Ah yes... 1297 01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:08,583 Up for debate. 1298 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:13,833 No what are you doing? Oh no! 1299 01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:16,500 Oh no, you won't hit a cripple will you? 1300 01:19:16,583 --> 01:19:18,875 Look at that... I'm walking! 1301 01:19:18,958 --> 01:19:21,500 Well, you can stand to hear what I have to say then. 1302 01:19:22,708 --> 01:19:25,541 - What is this? - That's your power of attorney. 1303 01:19:25,625 --> 01:19:27,208 I'm going back to Cazalan. 1304 01:19:27,291 --> 01:19:30,458 Ah no, no! You wouldn't leave me alone with those two! 1305 01:19:30,541 --> 01:19:31,583 It'll be my pleasure. 1306 01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:33,875 No, no, Grof, I beg you, stay! 1307 01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:36,291 Stay! We're a good team, aren't we? 1308 01:19:36,375 --> 01:19:37,541 - Oh yes... - You know... 1309 01:19:37,625 --> 01:19:40,625 All the changes, what you did, it's great. We'll keep it all. 1310 01:19:40,708 --> 01:19:43,250 Oh yeah? I have to mention then, 1311 01:19:43,333 --> 01:19:45,083 that the Grof operation is mine. 1312 01:19:45,166 --> 01:19:48,000 All you need to do is send me a money order. 12 million. 1313 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:51,416 12 million. Per month. 1314 01:19:52,833 --> 01:19:55,291 12 mill... In old francs? 1315 01:19:57,166 --> 01:20:00,333 These crackpots are going to leave me here. 1316 01:20:00,416 --> 01:20:02,208 Achille! Achille! 1317 01:20:12,083 --> 01:20:14,333 - Who's calling me? - Me. 1318 01:20:18,458 --> 01:20:20,458 - Where are we going? - Gare de Lyon. 1319 01:20:20,541 --> 01:20:21,750 I'm going to Cazalan. 1320 01:20:21,833 --> 01:20:23,666 - Love it or hate it... - I love it. 1321 01:20:26,125 --> 01:20:28,291 So driver, you asleep? 1322 01:20:52,875 --> 01:20:54,208 Look! 1323 01:21:00,458 --> 01:21:02,958 - Come on! - No, I want to go home! 1324 01:21:03,041 --> 01:21:05,041 To the town hall! You promised! 1325 01:21:05,125 --> 01:21:06,833 - Your hat! Come get it! - My hat! 1326 01:21:06,916 --> 01:21:08,750 Don't play with that! 1327 01:21:11,875 --> 01:21:13,875 Can you leave me alone! 1328 01:21:13,958 --> 01:21:15,916 - Oh come now! - You'll get me hurt! 1329 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,541 I'm not going to the town hall! 1330 01:21:17,625 --> 01:21:18,916 Oh you are! 1331 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:22,375 I've got nothing against the town hall. Do you? 1332 01:21:58,208 --> 01:22:00,375 Subtitle translation by: Anca Ulea 86587