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I was a fatheaded guy full of pain.

It tore me up, not having you.

Oh, you love me.

Oh, you love me.

All the time,

since the beginning.

Don't you just love this?

Dev, I'm afraid I can't make it.

They gave me pills to sleep.

Keep awake. Keep talking.

What are you doing, Alicia?

We lead such dull lives.

Get the poison out.

I must leave with her.

No room, Sebastian.

But they're watching me.

It's your headache.

Wasn't the movie great?

Oh, I loved it.

Well, let's eat.

Wasn't it romantic?

Here.

What?

Grant, Cary.

What do you think about it?

Cary?

Hey, look at that.

Oh, thank you.

What are you looking at?

Remember when I got fired from the doughnut shop?

I wasn't fired, Brenda, he let me go...

My boy didn't get fired.

Now I am the best beauty operator at Jimmy's.

So I should get a job at Jimmy's?

My boy didn't get fired.

You know what you should do, Mike?

Seriously, call up Orrin.

I knew you would...

Orrin's a jerk.

Yeah, I know, but he's...

Orrin's always been a jerk.

You can't ask a guy like that for a job.

Do you have a suit?

Uh, I'll buy one.

You'd need more than one.

So I'll buy two.

I can't believe you really want

to be a teller, Mike. I know you.

I do, Orrin, I really do.

I have the bank's image to consider here.

We're talking about people's money.

I'm honest, Orrin.

I'm as honest as the day is long.

You can call big Bob Williams.

He did fire you.

He let me go.

Well?

I need a job, Orrin.

Truthfully, Mike, I just don't think

you'd fit in here with the rest of us.

You're a jerk, Orrin.

You were a jerk in high school,

you're a jerk now,

and I don't care how many suits you have,

you'll always be a jerk.

What do you...

Bob Elroy's got

a beautiful Buick on the lot.

Hmm?

A beautiful green four-door.

Green?

Yeah.

I like that.

Just beautiful.

Ah-choo!

Bless you.

Thank you.

Hey, you know what?

Hmm?

I was thinking of...

Getting that car, and you and me...

We'd drive to California,

and you'd set up a beauty shop out there,

and I'd get a job there.

We'd start our life together out there...

Mikey, honey?

And we'd have...

Mike?

Yeah?

Jimmy asked me to marry him.

I was waiting till you got a job

to tell you.

Blue eyes cryin' in the rain

well, what did you say?

Um...

I think I kind of said, "yeah."

Aah.

You said, "yes"?

I... yeah.

Now take care, mama.

You be good, Mikey.

I will.

OK. I know you will.

Thanks for everything.

Here, son.

Your mother and I you might need this.

I'm OK, dad.

No, you take it. I'm just sorry

I can't give you a job.

Good-bye, son.

Take care of each other.

Let's go, skunk.

Irene, good night

oh, geez, skunk.

Did you have to fart again?

You know, you could roll down a window

when you know you're gonna do that.

What's happened, grandpa?

Oh, my lord!

In my dreams

I can't swim. Can you swim?

Come on, help!

Help us!

Can someone help me?

There's children in the car!

Help! Help!

Help!

Help!

Mama!

Mama!

Get 'em out of here!

Help!

Help!

Help them!

Oh, my god! She can't swim!

Come on! Come on!

She's trapped in there.

OK, hang on.

Hang on.

I got you.

My babies!

They're OK.

Oh, no!

Hello, Mikey.

Aunt Lisa.

Aunt Lisa?

Hey!

They told me you were arriving today,

so I came to pick you up.

But you're dead.

So are you, kiddo. Welcome to heaven.

Here, put these on, huh? I can't stand here

talking to you bare-assed.

No, no, I got out of that car.

I... I didn't drown.

I'm too good a swimmer.

Mikey.

No, I didn't drown!

Mikey, please. Don't give me a hard time.

I'm the closest relative you got up here,

so they sent me to meet you.

This isn't right.

I want to talk to the man in charge.

Well, you can't talk to him right now.

I can tell you that.

His name's Emmett Humbard,

and he hates to talk to new arrivals.

Well, I refuse to believe any of this.

I'm not dead.

Mikey, you kicked the bucket.

You bought the farm. You're dead.

I'm dead!

Oh, Mikey...

Don't, don't, don't.

Oh, shit, I'm dead.

Oh.

I don't want to be dead.

This is a wonderful adventure!

Come on, let's go.

How's your mother?

Oh, she's fine. She was fine until this.

Oh, don't worry about Annette.

She's made out of iron.

Did she ever get her bedroom set?

Uh, what?

It's my favorite way of traveling up here.

You just think where you want to go,

and you're there.

Well, there's flying, of course,

and people still like cars or horses.

But I... oh, Mikey, I know you're tired.

Come on.

I'll show you your room.

It's yours for as long as you want it.

Now try and get some rest.

I slept for days when I arrived.

Who's doing the paintings?

I am. You like them? A lot of people do.

Oh, yes, they're... They're great.

I didn't know you painted.

I didn't on earth, but I do here.

So help me, I don't know why.

One day, I picked up a brush,

and there it was.

It's not like

I wanted to be a painter.

You can't do that... It's... it's...

I don't know.

Maybe it's my reward

for being so untalented on earth.

Now, come on, get some rest.

It takes a while, Mikey,

but you'll realize where you are.

I'll be outside if you need me.

I'm dead.

Mikey, what's the matter, can't you sleep?

Oh!

No.

Oh.

Well, what shall we do?

Well, I don't know. I might go for a walk.

Do you have any friends that you'd like to visit?

Uh...

You mean... you mean dead friends?

Of course, Mikey.

Oh.

Oh.

Well, that's an idea.

Well, here's what you do.

Now, you think about your friend's face,

think about being with them.

And that's all there is to it.

Really? Mm-hmm.

OK.

Are you sure you don't want to just float?

No.

Or drive? Pick out any car you want.

No, no, I want to try this.

All right. Now, when you want

to come back here,

you think about my face, or you think about this room.

OK. All right?

All right. All right.

You go ahead. I'll go to work.

Whoa!

Oh! Mike!

Oh.

Ahh.

Wow. Sorry about that.

I guess I thought of coming back

a little too soon.

It's all right. It's all right.

It's all right. Now, just concentrate,

or I'll call you a taxi.

Well, it worked.

Lovely, Annie.

Webster, do you want something?

When I get out of Rome.

Cosmo, here's your snack.

Thanks, mom.

Oh!

I'm sorry. I missed the door.

I'm sorry. I... Uh... I'm Mike Shea.

Hello, Mike.

I was looking for my friend, Larry Pulski.

Oh, I believe you have

the wrong house, but that's OK.

Larry and I were in the army together

at Omaha beach, and, uh...

I'm sure he's somewhere. Happens to all of us.

Would you like a sandwich?

All you have to do is concentrate

on what your friend... Larry Pulski...

What he looks like, and then you'll be fine...

Mike Shea.

Nice meeting you, Mike.

Drop in anytime.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

Maybe I could help you.

I'm a guide.

Annie Packert.

Hello.

Now just think of your friend.

Bye.

Ready?

Yes.

He's such a nice young man.

Come here. I want to show you something.

I already know that.

Anything that you can imagine is.

And anything that is in heaven

will eventually find its way back to earth.

Nothing is lost. Do you understand?

So this is school?

Yep.

But that means those kids are...

We can have tea with the queen.

Children: Hi, Annie.

Hi! Hi!

Ah.

Ahh.

Well, I have to go now.

What?

Why?

Well, uh, you're not the only new arrival.

Uh... Annie.

I know.

And I like you, too.

Child: Can we fly around the room?

Woman: Come on, Gabriel.

And where does the light come from?

From a distant object behind the black hole.

Man: Birds. That's ornithology.

Can you say ornithology?

Children: Ornithology!

Good. That's all the Latin you're going to need,

so don't worry about it.

All right. These fellows... Blue-and-gold macaws.

You're gonna find them in Surinam,

the northern part of South Africa.

Caw-caw!

You'll recognize that call.

Now, the cockatoos, if you're lucky to see 'em,

they'll be in Australia.

That's a double sulfur-crested.

We're going to go on to the Ngorongoro crater.

That's on the edge...

OK, now, when I come back,

I want you all to have written

brand-new programs.

OK, my little angels?

Excuse me. Uh...

I'm looking for Larry Pulski.

Pulski.

Wow! What are these things?

Pulski's gone back.

Uh, excuse me. Back where?

Back to earth.

Didn't anyone tell you?

We go back to earth?

Sure. Larry pulski's a baby again.

But you're gonna love it up here.

You get to do things that are great.

Good day to you, guy!

Reginald!

Do join us for cricket before tea?

Love to.

And bring your friend. Stout fellow!

What did I tell you?

Well, how long do you stay up here

before you go back to earth?

Well, it's different for everyone.

There was one fellow, I heard,

that was up here for one hour.

Then there have been people up here

for thousands of years.

I've only been here for eight years, myself,

but there's no time. No time!

You just don't know?

Who'd want to know? Guy Blanchard.

Mike Shea. New arrival.

My pleasure.

Oh! I'm suddenly very tired, guy.

I've had a hell of a week...

And now this.

Well, you don't die every day.

Hey, I have to drop off these papers

and get back to my electronic mind class.

But maybe one night me and you can get together

and go out and have a few beers.

Toodle-oo!

We go back.

Hi, Annie.

Annie's voice: Hello, Mike.

How was school?

It was great.

Would you like to see a secret?

Annie?

Ha ha ha!

Annie?

Annie!

All you have to do is imagine.

When you get good at it,

you can imagine things that don't exist.

Then you can imagine how to make them work.

Will I be able to do that?

Ooh! I don't know.

Of course you will!

Are you god?

Well, are you?

No. I just help Emmett.

Is Emmett god?

No. He just runs things.

Oh.

But there is a god?

Of course.

Good.

I have to go now.

So all I do is imagine, right?

Right.

What if I imagine something bad?

You can't!

You're in heaven.

So if I could, I'd be someplace else?

Mike!

Huh?

Little Mikey Shea? It's Al Bjornstead.

Mike, I used to be your postman.

Mr. Bjornstead? How are you?

We were all very upset when you died.

We went to your funeral. It was beautiful.

Is that right?

Oh, you should have been there.

It was... everybody...

Mike, if you don't mind me asking, how did you die?

Everybody'll want to know.

I drowned.

You drowned? Yeah.

Did you know there's a bunch of us

from Sunbury up here?

Some of 'em you already know, so...

Is that right?

Yeah! When you're feeling up to it,

we'd like to have you, you know,

catch us up on all the news.

Oh, that'd be great.

I'd like that very much.

Oh, aunt Lisa!

Uh-huh?

Uh... did you put this in my room?

No.

Emmett Humbard, Mike. Glad to meet you.

Not exactly what you expected, am I?

Hi, Emmett!

Lisa, how's your painting coming?

When come you to dinner,

I'll show you.

When you invite me, I'll come.

I just invited you.

Yeah. I came to ask Mike if he had any questions.

Now that the boy's stopped crying

and settled in, you show up, eh, Emmett?

You did a better job than I could have done.

Well, you have any questions, Mike?

Anything you don't understand

that you think you should?

Uh... well, this shovel here.

I imagined this shovel twice.

Hmm. Must mean something then.

Do you know what?

Oh, no.

That's entirely up to you.

Do you think I'll be taking this back with me?

Nah, probably not.

Maybe the idea's in the shovel...

Maybe it's something musical,

like a guitar or trumpet.

You see, Mike, very few souls

take a whole idea back.

Most of the time,

it's bits and pieces of an idea...

Usually something that they've

never seen or heard.

But it's in the air.

It's all around.

That's what's great about the system, Mike.

Now, what you choose to do with it

once you get down there, that's up to you.

Anything else?

No. I just hope I imagine something new.

Oh, when you really want to, you will.

But Annie's probably told you that.

Annie, yeah.

Yeah. She's a special one.

Boy, yeah, she is.

Yeah. You're going to do very well here, Mike.

Mike: Where are you from?

Annie: Here.

I'm a new soul.

I haven't been to earth.

You haven't? Uh-uh.

You mean, your parents, they did it here?

At least twice.

I have a brother.

Ha ha!

Have you been to California?

No.

I was on my way there when I...

When I got detoured.

Hmm.

Were you really born here?

Have you been to new Guinea?

Did I say you could do that?

No.

I thought...

I thought heaven was angels with wings,

and they played harps on clouds.

We have them.

They're old guard.

Hmm.

What?

That's my house.

That's my house.

I grew up in that house.

Do you want to go inside?

Can we?

God!

Look at this.

It's so real!

This couch I bought for my mom when I was in the army.

Shipped it from Philadelphia.

My baby shoes.

Metal shoes.

Johnny!

There he is!

Johnny!

Come on!

Hello!

Mom!

Heaven.

Did you like earth?

Yes!

I wasn't ready to leave.

Did I say you could do that?

No.

Do it again.

Later.

Annie.

Hello, Mike.

What's on your mind?

You.

Really?

That's nice.

I was trying to think

of an idea,

but I kept thinking about you.

I'm not complaining...

Not at all.

I like thinking about you.

Oh, OK, bye.

Wait... wait, Annie, there's one more thing.

I think I'm in love with you.

Annie?

I made you nervous, didn't I?

Yes.

What do you think?

I think that we have to see a lot more of each other.

Have you ever made love?

Yes. Have you?

No.

Would you make love to me?

Yes.

I'm glad you died.

So am I.

Aunt Lisa?

Here!

Hmm... I think I'm gonna

get my own place.

That's nice, Mikey.

Hmm.

I love you, aunt Lisa.

That's nice.

My new baby!

Do you like it?

Yeah!

Really?

Hmm...

We do invent

educational toys around here.

We make those learning toys.

We make those creativity toys.

We make those junior...

Mike: Annie?

Annie, can you hear me?

For a child's development.

Annie, I know what my idea is.

The best toys...

Great! What is it?

Oh, Annie, I want to tell you in person

because it involves you.

It's something for both of us,

but I want to do a little work first.

Oh, and, Annie... I miss you.

Is to keep people

from growing up too soon.

Keep them weak and a little wild.

That's the way

heaven intended them to be.

Keep an eye on the toys, Annie.

You know about toys.

Oh, lady love

Whatever made you mine

Oh, lady love

And may the sun always shine

Though I may not be

The kind of love

You imagined

And love in our hearts

Will be a priceless

Hmm.

Treasure

If only, only our dreams all

Yeah.

Come true

Life will seem

Like paradise

Is in view

Your smile shines through

We shall be together

As long as we may live

As long as we love

Annie... I'd like to marry you.

According to heaven, we already are.

Really? well, uh...

Then would you mind too much

if we had a wedding?

Would we have to stand up

in front of a whole bunch of people,

and you'd say that you love me,

and then I'd say I love you?

I'd like that a whole lot.

I'd be scared out of my mind.

I'm pretty sure the way it is,

is I wait in front of you until Annie arrives.

When she does, you ask me,

do I take Annie?

I say yes.

And then you ask her, does she take me?

I've always wanted to do this.

I hope I remember everything.

I'm so excited about the entire event.

But I think she'll like this one.

All the invitations.

I'm delivering them personally.

Claude's in town...

Which one do you like best?

Which one do you think she'll like best?

Uh, this one. This one.

I discovered a minor malfunction.

I'm going to take care of it immediately.

Michael, by the way, angel food cake,

god willing it doesn't fall... never does.

Oh, now this is a maybe only for the music.

It's not a for sure.

Mr. Wadewright, we are ready.

OK.

Oh, it's lovely!

We haven't started yet.

You haven't heard it.

OK.

Ah ahh ah

Annie, you are prettier than a wind-up toy.

Well, thank you, Mario.

Ah ahh ah

That's just the way things work, Mike.

Happens to everybody.

It'll even happen to you.

Hey, Mike... I think you

should be the one to tell her.

Do you know what we've never done?

We've never... Danced.

I'm going, aren't I?

Yes.

Don't be sad.

Don't get sad, Mike.

Why does it have to be you?

It's not sad.

I'm going to be somebody's baby.

Emmett?

I know you can hear me.

I need to talk to you.

Emmett?

Emmett?

Don't block me out, Emmett!

Oh, frock!

The answer is no.

Is she a girl?

The answer is still no.

Send me back as a boy.

I can't do that.

Yes, you can, Emmett.

You can do anything. I know you can.

How'd you find me?

Cigarette.

You're the only one around here who smokes.

Ah, frock!

Now that that's in the air,

I'll probably have to quit.

I'm not asking you to put me next door to her.

Just put me in the same country,

I'll find her.

Mike, you fell in love in heaven.

You'll fall in love on earth.

You'll be together forever.

When? When will that happen?

How would I know?

One lifetime.

Maybe two...

200, how would I know?

You'll love again.

I can promise you that.

No! No!

You know, Mike, I was in love, too.

We wanted to spend our lives together.

She wanted to get married

we did.

She wanted to have kids.

We did.

She wanted to spend our lives together

and die in each other's arms.

We didn't. Can't.

Listen to me.

If I let you go...

There's no guarantee

that you'll come back here.

You understand that?

Yes. I understand,

but if I believe

I can find her, I will.

Ha... ahh!

All right.

I'll give you 20 years. That's all I can give you.

That's the best I can do.

If you don't find her in 25 years,

you'll both marry other people.

Fall in love, you'll never be completely happy...

Miserable.

Wretched. So?

If you don't find her in 30 years,

you'll never find her. Got it?

I'll find her, Emmett.

I'll find her.

Hey, you got lucky, kid.

Have you thought of a name, miss Barnett?

Elmo.

And the father's name?

Just put "friend."

Hi, Elmo.

My, you are a beautiful baby.

We're going to be very happy, Elmo.

Oh, no, Elmo, not again.

Man: Elmo, how many times have I told you

not to play that goddamn thing?

Elmo!

Your uncle Gus is trying to sleep!

Didn't you hear me?

Elmo!

That little brat!

You know uncle Gus doesn't like you

to play piano in the house.

You understand that, don't you?

I want you to stop doing that, OK?

You be a good boy. Stay out here and play.

Sorry, honey.

But you gotta be good to your uncle Gus.

You understand?

It took me a long time to find him.

Gus, what did you have to go and do that for?

Never hit that boy! That's my son!

You're gonna have to take care of daddy now, ally.

OK, grandma.

Are you really thinking of getting out of the service?

Yeah.

Going from base to base like this,

that's no life for ally.

Ah-choo!

Oh, bless you. Are you catching cold?

Hey, I've got a great idea...

Toys that make people laugh.

What do you think?

Toys that make people laugh.

You want to take Oswald to bed?

No, daddy. Mike wants to come.

Well, who's Mike?

He's my friend.

Oh! Where are you, Mike?

Right there.

Ahh! Hi!

Boy, he's a good-looking kid.

Come here, Mike.

Mike, you can stay with us

as long as you like.

Ha ha ha!

Good night, hon.

Night, daddy.

Good night, Mike.

Good night, Mike.

I am a child

I last a while

You can't conceive of the pleasure in my smile

You hold my hand

Fluff up my hair

It's lots of fun to have you there

God gave to you, now you give to me

I'd like to know what you are...

Hey, Elmo,

good luck, man.

The sky is blue, and so is the sea

What is the color...

Oh, Gary, 7:30 tonight. Be there.

Ally, this guy's in my next class.

Really?

Could you help me out?

I'm looking for Larry pulski's class.

It's a film class...

Oh, yeah. Go through that building...

I'm gonna go in that direction.

I could show you if you like.

Oh, great. Thanks.

Thought you had English lit next.

No. Come on. I'll see you later.

Bye.

Is it out of your way?

No, not at all.

Ally, hi.

Hi, 7:30 tonight. Be there.

Um, I'm Allyson Chandler.

Oh, hi, I'm Tom Donnelly.

Oh, hi, Tom.

Sorry.

It's nice to meet you.

Uh, you're a film major?

Yeah, I'm totally obsessed with it now.

I'm going to be a director.

Oh, boy. That's terrific.

Yeah. Oh, speaking of which,

are you into French new-wave directors?

Yeah.

There's this festival of, um...

Oh, hello, Mr. Soul

I dropped by to pick up a reason

Hey, kid!

That my head would see

Yeah.

Where you going?

Quiet crowds

Just a trace of my face...

I don't know.

Wherever I go, I'm gonna do great.

Well, you don't know where you're going,

it don't matter what road you take.

Come on.

I was down on a frown

When the messenger brought me a letter

I was raised by the praise...

Heater's out. Want some coffee?

Sure.

Any girl in the world

Could have easily known me better

She said, "you're strange, but don't change,"

And I let her

Good, I can always count on you.

Well, I hope you always feel that way.

This sets you back a couple of...

Andy!

How are you?

My gosh, I'm glad you could make it!

You'd never know she was your daughter.

She's beautiful.

I tell you, they're in love

and have the world in front of 'em.

I just hope he loves her as much as she loves him.

Hey, Romeo and Juliet.

May I have this dance?

Yeah.

Good-bye, baby.

New haven,

new London, mystic, Kingswood...

Do I have time to pee, do you think?

Uh, yeah, I think so.

Uh, here you go.

Try it.

Where did you get the purple heart?

Dmz.

Oh.

Were you there?

No. No, I saw it on TV.

Don't forget your purse.

Have a nice trip.

Bye. Good-bye.

This doesn't look like a purse,

does it?

No, no.

Let me get

one of these timetables things.

Well! Well!

How you doin'?

Rod! How you doin'? Hey, Stan!

Welcome back, buddy!

What do you say, beers, buddy?

Topless bars! Topless bars!

Mr. Mckizick returned your call.

Mr. Flynn called

and would like to have drinks

at 3:00 to discuss the wind-up toy mouse.

OK.

Mr. Packert called,

wants to know if you'd be interested

in speaking at a seminar,

and Tom called,

and he will be working late.

OK. Thank you, Meghan.

Oh, and your dad wants to see you.

OK. Thank you.

Ally, I didn't know

you remembered your little friend Mike.

Oh, ally, this is great.

I read it. It's wonderful.

Well, thank you.

I read the manuscript. It was very literary.

Oh, thank you.

What, did you show it to everybody in the office?

What are you gonna do with it?

Um... Publish it!

Well, maybe I will get it published.

Aaahhhh

yeah, yeah

if you want me to stay

I'll be around today

available for you to see

aah aah

But I'm about to go

and then you'll know

Me, dear, I got to be me

You'll never be in doubt

that's what it's all about

you can't take me for granted and smile

aah aah

Ba Ba Ba

Ba da bomp Ba

Ba Ba Ba

come with me

come with me

and we shall run across the sky

illuminate the night

whoa, I will try and guide you

ooohhhh

number one gonna be number one

aah no

ooohhh

I'll be good

I wish I could

I'll get this message over to you right now

Aaahhh

Go up the ladder to the roof

where we can see heaven much better

go up the ladder to the roof

where we can be

Closer to heaven

message over to you right now

Aaahhh

Whoa ohh

Memory

of a broken dream

don't you know, don't you know

That I'm feet away

if you climb up the ladder to the roof

where we can see heaven much better

go up the ladder to the roof

Hey, can you take a look at this?

You gotta put a little water in it,

a little water or I don't know...

Oil or, uh...

You work on cars, do you?

Huh?

You work on cars? Well, no.

But I...

It's a little more than water.

I think it's just a water problem really.

Well...

You think that maybe, uh...

Maybe the battery...

Aah! Shit! Watch your cigarette!

There you go.

This is the problem.

You see that? Burned out totally.

Tell you what... 550, parts and labor.

Well, for 6 bucks could you fix the radio?

For 6 bucks I wouldn't change my mother's tire.

$550 I'm talking about.

Who do you think I am?

Get out of here, shark.

OK, Lucy.

Hey, what...

It's Lucille.

Looks to me like you're in a little bit of trouble.

Yeah.

You know...

I think I might be able to help you

find that money that you need.

See, Elmo,

all I really want you to do

is start a fight.

We'd just go to this place.

There'll be these people there.

I don't really know who they are.

Anyway...

They've been, um,

kind of taking advantage of me

and stealing money,

stealing my mama's money.

What?

That's right.

Aah!

Aw!

Anyway, I just thought if maybe

if you just start this little bitty fight,

then I could do a little,

you know, switcheroo thing with the dice,

and maybe I'd try to make a couple passes

and win some of my mama's money back.

See, that way...

That way nobody knows anything,

and nobody gets hurt.

Hello.

Hi, honey.

Sure.

When will you be home, then?

OK.

Bye.

Well

Up jumps the devil

Waggin' his tongue at me

Do what I tell you to

You'll get everything you need

Your pockets will always have money

Your fingers will always have gold

When you look in the mirror, child

Now, you see that guy

sitting right next to you?

He's the guy I want you

to pick a fight with, OK?

Now wait for me

to give you the high sign.

All right. OK?

Hey, stank.

Must be a full moon. Lucille.

Well, up jumps the devil...

7. The lady's a winner.

I'm gonna have to let it ride, boys.

Where'd... where'd you get them dice?

You got a problem with my dice?

Is that what I'm hearing?

Get out!

Come on!

Hey, asshole!

No, no, I'm tryin' to fight with him.

Right.

Comin' at you. Let it ride.

Whoa, Lucille!

Now, Elmo, honey, I want you

to go right over there to Mr. Stanky

and relieve him of all his money.

With pleasure.

Come get the money, Elmo.

This is going right back to her mother

where it belongs.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself, stinky.

Stanky.

How'd it go?

I thought it went well.

Get in the car, Elmo.

I said get in the car, Elmo, honey.

I'm gonna go to the car.

Right.

Sorry about that, stank.

You're the devil, Lucille.

Hey, stanky, thanks a lot,

and I'll catch you next time, OK?

I wonder what her childhood was like.

We had some fun tonight, didn't we?

Now what?

Now you're gonna get the hell out of my car

and give me back my $250.

Get out.

Get out.

Uh...

Lucille?

Lucille.

Now give me back my money.

Come on, like a good boy.

That's right. Good.

Start running.

Faster!

Hey, and you can keep the jewelry.

It's fake!

And now the culmination of this marvelous evening,

the award you've all been waiting for,

the best comedy commercial of the year.

The lovely Doris will now hand me

the envelope, please.

1979 best comedy commercial of the year goes to...

New fresh deodorant!

Yay!

New fresh deodorant...

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

I'm glad you were lost at school.

So am I.

"This is called warp, I said.

"Each sun, but an agony.

Each sun, but perhaps twist."

Uh... "pain blend of hate."

And here comes a car.

Get off the road!

And there goes a car.

"The one made of five..."

Huh. Uh...

Happy birthday, Elmo.

Thanks to you,

I can only smoke down here.

Am I supposed to know you or something?

We met in heaven.

Heaven?

You know, you think you're looking for her,

but you're just drifting.

I'm drifting? I'm dri...

I'm not the only one around here

who's drifting, buddy.

Yeah. Yeah.

You look like hell, Elmo. Remember heaven?

Think of where you want to be,

and you're there.

Come here, Elmo.

Damn it!

Elmo, you're 28 today, and look at you.

You're a mess.

Where'd you get these clothes?

Look at your hair.

Who does it? Mariah?

Where'd you get that cheap jewelry?

You only got two more years,

so you'd better get moving.

I got to go now,

but you remember,

just imagine and believe in yourself.

It's really very simple.

I care about you, Elmo.

I want you to get the girl.

Ahh...

Aah!

You know they're gonna want this in videotape.

Henry, no.

I won't shoot food in videotape.

Why?

Because it doesn't have the depth.

It just won't work.

Ally.

Tell them I'll be there in a minute, OK?

Hi.

Hi.

Oh, I, um...

I brought this for you.

Nice.

Thanks.

You working on your feature?

No, I'm not. I'm, uh...

I just finished a couple

of really very innovative dog-food things,

and I'm gonna do a couple of spots for Jimmy Carter.

Oh. Well, that's great.

Ahem.

Yeah, Henry, just tell them I'll be there in a minute.

All right? I'll be right there.

Ally, I'm sorry. I've got a...

I'll change.

Ally, I don't want you to change.

I'm not telling you to change.

I'm telling you

that I tried to keep up with you,

and I just...

Can't.

Maybe it's because you're in toys.

I don't know.

You're like a kid. You...

Your imagination.

You don't... you think nothing's impossible.

You get an idea, you just,

you go out and do it.

Well, it's not like that for most people.

It's damn hard to live with.

I love you.

I lo...

Uh, ally, I'm...

I'm sorry.

Tom?

Good luck.

I guess we're going to start now.

OK.

We need some decisions made.

Can we please get started? Tom.

Between heaven and earth

There's a ballroom floor

Where couples glide

In the evermore

Dancing through the clouds

laughing in the rain

Eyes that see no lies

Hearts that feel no pain

I hope it's not too late

We were more than friends

And I can hardly wait

Till we meet again

We've never danced

We've never danced

We've never danced

Never danced

We've never danced

The night

Away

We've never danced

We've never danced

We've never danced

Never danced

Woman: Come on, kid, move it.

Somebody's here to pick you up.

Move it. This ain't your house. Get up.

Come on, girl. Get along.

I'm going, I'm going.

Well, move. Move.

Sign here, here, and here.

Did you sign the rest of these?

Yes, I've already signed those.

Where is she?

She'll come out over here.

You shouldn't let a girl like that

go drinking alone, Mr. Chandler.

Thank you.

This way.

Ha ha ha!

Three steps, three steps.

Come on. You can make it.

Ha ha ha!

All right.

Do you need help?

No, no, no, I'm fine.

It's all right, sweetie.

Oh, daddy!

Daddy, help me. Help me.

I'm here, honey. It's OK.

I'm sorry, daddy.

It's all right. We're gonna go home.

Why doesn't he love me?

Why?

Mr. Chandler: Why don't you

get away from here for a while?

Go out to Los Angeles,

take over the footlights project.

Oh, I don't know.

I'm tired of toys. I...

I'll make you a deal.

Just give me one more year

and if, at the end of that time,

you feel the same about toys,

then I'll sell the company.

Oh, dad.

That's not fair.

Don't worry about that.

Hey. Are you OK?

Oh, yeah, sure. I'm fine.

What do you say?

Whoo.

California, huh?

I'll give it a year.

OK?

"Mike told me why people had to die.

"He said it was so they could go to heaven.

"He said,

heaven is where the future is born."

Oh!

Ah!

Thanks a lot!

How far are you folks going?

We're going to California.

We can take you all the way

to Los Angeles.

Oh, that'd be great!

Ah.

Whoo.

Ah!

Hah.

I'm Annette Shea.

Hello.

Hello, and this is my husband Steve.

Sir.

Uh, Elmo Barnett.

We don't usually pick up hitchhikers, but...

You looked like...

You looked like you needed a ride.

Ha ha ha!

Good night, Irene

Irene, good night

I'll see you

In my dreams

Here you go.

Oh, thank you.

Why don't you folks go ahead?

I'm gonna walk around a little bit.

I'm not real hungry.

I'll meet you right back here.

Oh.

You sure you don't want something to eat?

Yeah. I'm fine.

You're welcome to join us.

No, really, I'm... I'm fine.

OK.

You play an instrument, son?

I think I can.

No, I... no, I... I... I don't.

I don't know why... Why I said that.

You don't have any money, do you?

Come on. You're gonna eat with us.

Woman: Come on in.

You're gonna love this house.

The kitchen is enormous.

There is a view from century city

all the way to downtown.

Do you hear water running?

No. Let me start you upstairs.

I have something to show you.

Look at the trees through the bedroom.

It's like in a little forest.

Mm, nice.

And the bathroom...

We have heat lamps, jacuzzi tub,

double-headed showers, and a balcony so you can...

Hi.

Nnnmmhh!

Oh, I'm Donald Sumner. Hi. Nice to meet you.

Did she hit her head on anything?

No. I think she's OK.

Let's get her... Give me one second, OK?

Mrs. Burwell!

Didn't she have a father?

Mrs. Burwell, please don't...

Somebody should have told her that

I was looking at this house.

Is she all right?

I'm sure she's fine.

Mrs. Burwell!

Oh!

Maybe I should send her some flowers

or something.

See, I always check the showers

when I'm thinking of buying a house

because if the showers are good,

then you can pretty much

work around anything else...

Generally.

Really?

Well, yeah. Like to go to dinner?

Um, no, thank you,

but it was nice to... Meet you.

Oh, it's nice meeting you, too...

Under rather strange circumstances.

How about lunch?

Is there a husband?

Oh... that was tacky of me, wasn't it?

How about breakfast?

How about potato chips by the lake?

No.

You're right. There is no lake.

We can't do that. Well, why don't you just

give me your telephone number?

I promise I will only call you once a day.

And you've already seen me naked.

Lunch.

You'd like to go to lunch?

Yes, I would.

A wonderful idea.

Let's synchronize our watches.

Hmm, lunchtime. How fortunate.

I'm dying, Elmo.

That's a relief.

I finally said it.

Steve doesn't know.

I'm scared.

I'm real scared.

We had a son...

Mike...

Mikey.

He was about your age.

And... and like you, he was going to California

without a job.

He got killed about 100 miles from home.

There was an accident.

Mikey rescued a woman and her two children.

I loved him so much.

And one day,

I was setting the table for dinner,

and I set a place for Mike.

I forgot.

When I saw what I had done,

I started to cry.

I picked up Mike's plate

to put it back into the breakfront,

and suddenly, I knew Mikey was OK,

that he was in a good place.

Really, I shouldn't be scared.

I don't think you should be afraid.

Thank you.

Hi there. Fill her up?

Yes, please.

OK.

And so then there's aunt Edith

and uncle Pete...

And uncle Marvin and aunt Esther.

And then there's the, uh...

Are you sure you don't want to go

to aunt Julia's with us?

Yeah. I'm fine from here.

Thank you for asking me. For lunch. I had fun.

Oh, I'm glad you came.

Don't be afraid.

I want to see you guys again.

You will.

Be good, now.

Where did you...

Now, don't say anything.

You'll just offend us.

Well... well, I can't...

Now, don't be dumb, son.

I know you want it.

Now, go ahead and take it

and do something with it.

You're a good boy, Elmo,

and it's been nice meeting you.

If you can't learn to play it,

just sell the damn thing.

Bye.

Come on, mother. Let's go.

I'm coming.

Bye, son.

We never danced

Oh, Jesus Christ. Hey, excuse me, Schlomo?

We never danced

Whoa! Schlomo, thank you. All right!

It's Elmo.

Let me get to the bridge.

Elmo, I think... Elmo, excuse me!

I think, vocally, you have crossed the bridge.

I don't think that god intended

for you to be a vocalist, OK?

I liked the melody,

but your singing... I'm sorry.

Let's get the next bands up here.

Let's get poodles in bondage.

I still want you

I still want you

I still want you

I still want you

Ohh...

Oh, man...

People...

How wonderful.

Look at it this way.

You've never run a company before.

You could be very good at it,

or you could be a disaster

and ruin everything.

I'm your lawyer.

I'm just trying to give you all sides.

I never told him how much I loved him.

We never do.

Wouldn't be able to pay you,

but I'd give you a piece of the album.

It's gonna be real good, I think,

real good, you know, and it'd give you both

a chance to play on something.

Well, if we like it, we'll play on it.

And if we don't, we won't.

Yeah, yeah.

There was this little Italian restaurant

in New York that I used to go to.

One day, one of the customers

choked to death on a meatball,

and the owner closed the restaurant

and turned it into a shoe store.

I have no idea what that means.

Maybe he wanted to save his sole.

Uh, this is the apartment.

I've been missin' you

I had a great time tonight.

Oh, good. So did I.

And I don't know what there is for me

But hope and wish and pray...

I'm sorry. I just...

No. It's all right.

It's OK. Really.

It's good to know what you want, ally,

'cause you just might get it.

And I will stay inside your love

Good night.

Good night.

Forever more

There's no place to hide

I could never run

From what I feel inside

Seems all I have is you

And I want to make you

Love me, dear, too

Please, Wiley,

I'll wash the floors,

the bathrooms, your car,

anything you want me to do.

Please don't do that to me.

Oh, Elmo, I wish that I could,

but I have already

bent over backwards for you

because I do like you,

but I need the money.

I'll give you a percentage

of the album. How 'bout that?

Hello? Yes. Yes?

You got to let me finish.

Do you have any idea of how many albums

I have a percentage of?

And none of them pay my bills.

I believe in this, Wiley.

Elmo, this is Titus.

How you doing?

Titus, Elmo.

He's our bass player. He owes me money.

You should never owe Wiley money.

Start with the top of the bridge.

"Hope it's not too...

Hope it's not too late."

Hope it's not too late

We were more than friends

That's nice.

And I can hardly wait

Yeah.

Till we meet again

What do you think?

What do I think?

I think you need a manager.

Laughing in the rain

Wiley: Elmo!

What? What?

I want you to meet Mr. Brian Dutton.

He has his own label.

How do you do?

Nice to meet you.

What's the name of your label?

Halo.

I hope it's not too late

We were more than friends

I can hardly wait

Till we meet again

We've never danced

We've never danced

Do I stand a chance?

We've never danced

To dance

The night away

Away, away

If you don't really know

Where you want to go

It makes no difference

Which road

You take...

Mr. Elmo Bartlett.

Uh, Barnett, Gus.

Welcome. We're glad to have you with us.

Elmo, you are a fascinating musician.

The name of the album is we've never danced.

We've never danced.

Now, is there a special lady

in your life?

There is a girl in my life,

uh, but I haven't met her yet.

How long do I have to be at this thing?

It's your 30th birthday. As long as you want.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear Elmo

Happy birthday to you

It's your 30th birthday, kid.

Time's run out on you.

We're on our way.

Hey, I think I'm gonna walk.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Just, uh... I don't know.

I feel like walking a little bit here.

All right.

If you want it, it's yours.

All right.

Hey, Brian.

Yeah?

Is it real?

It's real.

All right.

If you were a natural blonde,

we'd have to use a paler foundation.

If you bleached your hair at all,

we'd have to go with something

just a little darker.

Don't miss our fine fur collection

in the designer fur salon on the second floor.

Today at 1 P.M...

Ally? Hi.

Oh.

How are... how are y...

I'm fine.

I just, you know, won another Clio

for this hamburger thing.

Oh, that's good.

Good. Yeah. Yeah?

Tom, did you hear what that woman

said about my hair?

Yeah, uh... look at her hair.

Oh, oh, ally, this is Pam.

Oh, my wife Pam.

Pam, this is ally.

Hi, it's nice to meet you.

Tom, I think we'd better be going.

OK? It's getting kind of late.

Yeah, we're late. We gotta go.

It's good to see you.

Bye-bye.

Good-bye.

Brother, I gotta talk to you.

God's got a message for you.

You're going to hell.

You're gonna die of a good time

down here on this earth.

I want you to hear this.

Read this.

Where am I?

Hello, Elmo.

What happened? Am I asleep?

Happy birthday, Elmo.

It's going to be all right.

She found you.

I was hoping I'd see you again.

Here I am.

What would you like to do?

Everything.

I'd like to marry you.

According to heaven, we already are.

Between heaven and earth

There's a ballroom floor

Where couples glide

In the evermore

Dancing through the clouds

laughing in the rain

Eyes that see no lies

Hearts that feel no pain

I hope it's not too late

We were more than friends

And I can hardly wait

Till we meet again

We've never danced

We've never danced

We've never danced

The night

Away

We've never danced

We've never danced

We've never danced

Never danced

We've never danced

The night

Away

Away

If you don't really know

Where you want to go

It makes no difference

Which road you take

I hope it's not too late

We were more than friends

And I can hardly wait

Till we meet again

We've never danced

We've never danced

We've never danced

Never danced

We've never danced

The night

Away

We've never danced

We've never danced

We've never danced

Never danced

We've never danced

The night

Away

Away

We've never danced

We've never danced

We've never danced

Never danced

We've never danced

The night

Away

We've never danced

We've never danced

We've never danced

Never danced

We've never danced

The night

Away

We've never danced

We've never danced

We've never danced

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We've never danced

The night

Away

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We've never danced

We've never danced

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We've never danced

The night

Away

We've never danced

We've never danced

We've never danced

The night

Away