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All girls that work in the restaurant,
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deep down hope that one day
a prince charming will come
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and take them away
from this world of obliging smiles.
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As a rule, dreams remain dreams.
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But sometimes you can meet some,
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for whom the fairytale
about Cinderella became a reality.
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Kristina, good afternoon.
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Gelechka, but why "Good afternoon"?
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May be you'll start calling me "Kristina Semenovna"?
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- Keep it casual.
- I can't, I'm at work.
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I totally understand you,
I've toiled here a year.
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- Sashulia.
- Kris! Hi!
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Hello, my darling.
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- Hey, you look great.
- Thanks.
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When did you come back?
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The day before yesterday.
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But it's so boring here,
I think to fly to Monaco.
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You are so lucky!
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- Good afternoon, Dmitrii Vladimirovich.
- Hi.
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Good afternoon.
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Hold on, sweetie, I'll check the reports
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and we'll go and do some shopping for you.
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- Ok, baby.
- All right, dear.
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What are these funny numbers?
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Why is so little we've got?
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Did you forget to add some zeros?
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Why is it so little?
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You know, Dmitrii Vladimirovich,
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this month we have very low traffic.
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most probably because of the opening
of "Arcobaleno".
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And what should I do?
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Should I stop providing my wives,
children?
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Let me, guys, maybe start taking the metro!
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Dima, there are no people.
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We can't drag them here by force.
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We can't... I didn't manage...
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It's an endless story that follows me,
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since I've started to work with you.
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Sorry.
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Good afternoon, Viktor Petrovich.
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Good afternoon, Kristinochka.
How are you?
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Everything is good, thanks.
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Good afternoon, Viktoria Sergeevna.
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Hello.
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- What dear?
- Love, will we go soon?
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Of course we'll go.
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Not today. Go without me
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You see, we're working here
with colleagues.
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And you go without me.
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Here.
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- I'm waiting for you.
- Go on, my dear.
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Tell me why...
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the moment I stop controlling here everything,
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everything falls apart.
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Burst at the seams on the ass
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as my granny got used to say.
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So from now on
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In my restaurant I will control everything..
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What?
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Right!
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... myself.
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No need to roll your eyes.
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-Hello.Who are you looking for?
- Hello.
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- Is Kostya at home?
- Yes, just a minute.
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Kostya!
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Hello.
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Nastya, call Kostya.
Someone is asking for him.
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Ok, right away.
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He just went to the bathroom.
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A minute.
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Maxim, he asks who is asking for him.
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Tell him, that it's Svetlana Ivanovna.
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The owner of this apartment.
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Pardon.
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Svetlana Ivanovna. You are so unexpected.
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- Why didn't you tell me you'd come?
- You know, I wanted to tell you.
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Now I understood, it's good that i didn't.
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So Kostya, are these all housemates
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or there are someone else?
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That's it.
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Svetlana Ivanovna,
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here is the money for the apartment
for this month.
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Oh, Kostya!
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There's not enough.
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How is that?
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Well look, you are here... what?
One... Two... Three
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Three.
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And you are paying for one.
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I don't mind.
There can be ten of you living.
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But pay for everyone.
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One more time, hello to everyone.
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Hello. Hello, Dmitrii Vladimirovich.
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Where will we start?
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Dima, everything is fine here.
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I'll work out, where its fine and where it's not.
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Whose frying-pan is this?
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- Mine.
- Yours?
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Everyone, look at this frying-pan.
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Tell me, why this frying-pan is here empty
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and warming up on the stove?
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What are you cooking there?
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- I'm warming it up.
- Warming up? Cooking the air.
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Here, look, the air is heated up. Eat!
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Come on, dig in.
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From now on,
if there is no people in the dining-hall,
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we use only one stove.
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Is it clear for everyone?
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It's clear for everyone.
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Well done. Proceed.
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Light.
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- Why is it so bright?
- What do you mean?
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(Stammering)
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Exactly, you are totally right!
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Switch off all the light!
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Do we cook by candlelight?
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- All right, all right, I got you, all right.
- (Stammering)
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All right, switch it on a bit.
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Guys, let's get it together.
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I understand that you don't give a damn
about my money
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I invest it, and you waste it.
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Get it together! Enough already.
Enough!
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Hell!
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Where to find so much money
within a week?
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Listen...
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Let's sell your watch.
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You said it's expensive.
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Are you nuts?
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It's my granddad's trophy watch,
family relic.
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Kostya, I'm a cook,
it's unreal for me to earn money.
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Only if I start stealing meatballs for dinner.
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But you are barmen,
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you shouldn't have
any money problems at all.
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What do you mean?
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Don't tell me,
you don't make extra on the side.
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What?
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Are you serious?
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You've never cheated guests?
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Are you nuts? Be quiet.
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Actually it's ...
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...bad.
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Man, they have to nominate you
for sainthood.
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First honest barman.
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St. Konstantin.
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Anyway Kostya,
if we don't want to live under the bridge,
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we have to get money.
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And the only way I see it's...
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barman's tricks.
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You haven't heard of it?
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Then listen.
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There are several ways to f...
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to cheat the guest
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So the most common
way of cheating is...
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... ice.
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Ice is everything for a barman.
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- Make an order.
- Whiskey with ice.
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Maybe some ice?
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A little bit more of coke
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and just a little bit of whiskey.
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Voila.
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- You didn't pour enough.
- Try to prove it.
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Few minutes and ice is melting
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And not a single expertise
in the world will prove
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that instead of entitled 50 gms
I put just 30 gms.
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And this is...
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take-home pay.
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"Net income"
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Let's talk about jiggers.
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Here is a standard 50 grams jigger.
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But you can earn much with it.
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But if you do like this...
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It's called " Spot 10 differences"
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It seemed to be just 10 grams.
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But throughout a day
you can save up to 2 liters.
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"Net income"
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There's more. Listen.
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Okay, you take a glass...
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- Pour me 50 grams XO cognac.
- You got it.
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Please.
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Here, take it.
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I showed you one more way.
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Guests don't understand what they drink.
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And we sold him 300 rubles cognac
for 1000 rubles. Got it?
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And what if they catch us?
We'll go to jail.
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We won't, you are a future lawyer.
You'll get us off.
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Listen, why is it so dark?
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- I've almost broken my neck.
- Cost-cutting.
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Ah, it's good, it's right.
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Oh, Dmitrii Vladimirovich, how are you?
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Here I got meat for you.
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I don't understand, is it meat or a tank?
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- Why is it so expensive?
- What is expensive?
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This culf didn't even suspect
in the morning,
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that he would go to Moscow.
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- It was chewing grass in the mountains.
- Are you nuts?
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For this money I can buy the whole calf
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with all his family.
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If you buy for this money the whole calf,
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then figuratively speaking,
it has died last century.
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And this one, if you listen...
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you can hear how it's breathing.
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It's truth, Dima.
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Timur always has the best product.
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The best you'll buy with your own money,
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and with my money buy just... good.
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Take it back.
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Get it anywhere you want.
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Senia, did you lose your mind?
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Your oil is almost black.
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When did you change it?
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The owner said
to use it not less than 10 times.
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Cost-cutting.
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Vika...
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Why is it so bright...
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same as at New year night in Kremlin.
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In the kitchen they are already saving electricity,
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- But guests are here... people...
- It's fine... guests...
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Are they moles? Are they blind?
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Light the candles.
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Yes, light the candles and save money.
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Marketing strategy.
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Dima... he is kind of inadequate.
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I've never thought
that I would agree with you.
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- We have to do something!
- What?!
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Well...
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We have to think it over.
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What?
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- Our rent money.
- In what sense?
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Literally.
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I'll explain now.
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Let's assume Timur will get for us
"Good Cheap cognac"
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5 liters of cognac
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every week absolutely free.
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This cognac we'll pour in empty bottles,
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of the famous cognac brand.
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These bottles we exchange
with real cognac,
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that you have on your balance in storage .
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After we sell it to Timur
at lower market price.
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He is ready to buy for five.
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And the fake one
we'll sell to our guests as an expensive one.
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at appropriate price.
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Got it. Cool.
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But that's okay, we just tore off it's leg...
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Shit, forgot to take it home yesterday.
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So its you crooked the fish.
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Lyova blew my mind yesterday
that I have shortage.
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It's off already, throw it away.
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- Are you stupid?
- Move!
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Do you know how much it costs
in the menu?
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- How much?
- 1500 rubles. That much!
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By the way if you don't breath,
it's really good.
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You are an animal.
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Take off you hand!
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Take your hand off, I said!
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I am against it, she can't stand me.
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Understand, people like Dima are unruly.
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The only one who can
manipulate them somehow is a wife.
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I know it from personal experience.
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When you were living with Tania,
she couldn't manipulate you a lot.
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Believe me, if she didn't influence me,
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I would kill you long time ago.
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Just trust me.
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Hello, Kristinochka, hi.
265
00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:18,760
It's Viktor Petrovich.
266
00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:21,260
Hello, how are you?
267
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,320
Not that good.
268
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:24,760
Did anything happen?
269
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:28,820
You know, Dima is doing inventory here.
270
00:12:28,860 --> 00:12:30,520
Yes, he told me something .
271
00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:31,340
So...
272
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,180
It's very painful to watch
273
00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:36,620
how he's ruining everything,
that took years to build.
274
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:38,840
Built with your help.
275
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,340
Do you remember...
how difficult was it?
276
00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:44,420
Yes, I remember.
277
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:50,320
So could you,
for old time's sake talk to Dima?
278
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:52,640
Explain to him,
279
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:56,740
that the restaurant's business
should be run by a competent person.
280
00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:58,460
Well, you understand...
281
00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:02,020
I understood everything, Viktor Petrovich,
I'll talk to Dima.
282
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:06,100
Thanks a lot, dear.
Thank you very much.
283
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,305
Bye, bye.
284
00:13:07,305 --> 00:13:09,180
You see... and you were scared.
285
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,520
Are you sure that it's a good cognac.
286
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:16,740
Who cares?
287
00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:19,160
What do you mean "who cares"?
Maybe it's horrible.
288
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:20,860
Ok, let's check.
289
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:21,840
Drink it.
290
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,660
Are you nuts?
What if I get poisoned?
291
00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:24,580
Drink it yourself.
292
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:26,380
I won't drink it.
293
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:30,540
Listen...
294
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,200
Let's plant it on Louis.
295
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:36,725
Recently someone has tried to unload
some trashy cognac,
296
00:13:36,725 --> 00:13:38,520
he has tried it and then the whole day
297
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,580
was yelling that he wouldn't use it.
298
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,100
It might work.
299
00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:56,820
- Are you alright?
- No.
300
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,420
I've told you not to eat that fish.
301
00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:01,080
Did you take activated charcoal?
(type of pills for digestion)
302
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,860
Yea, swallowed two packs,
but it didn't help.
303
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,840
Listen when I had service in the navy,
304
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,320
once, by mistake, I swallowed a jellyfish.
305
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,320
If boatswain didn't give me
absolute alcohol on the spot,
306
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,540
I would die.
307
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,659
Do you hear what I say?
308
00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:15,555
You need have a shot of something strong.
309
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,900
Ok, I'll look for something.
310
00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:20,560
God...
311
00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:22,180
If I survive...
312
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,720
I'll stop stealing.
313
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,240
Did they arrive?
314
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,400
Yes... Waiting...
315
00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:41,840
Ok, let's go and find out where we stand.
316
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,240
Guys, perhaps these days
317
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:46,240
I was pushing it over the edge , right?
318
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,220
Dima, we understand everything.
319
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,820
It's your restaurant,
your heart aches.
320
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,380
It aches, aches,
321
00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:54,860
otherwise I wouldn't poke my nose everywhere.
322
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,620
But I stayed at home, thought it over,
323
00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,320
run it with Kris...
324
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,120
Certainly, the restaurant should be run
325
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,332
by someone competent, who lives in it,
326
00:15:03,332 --> 00:15:05,020
understand everything, right?
327
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:05,840
Well, yes.
328
00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:08,320
And this person...
329
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,600
is among us now.
330
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:15,780
Dima... well...
331
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:18,060
I'm always ready and Vika...
332
00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:19,680
It's my wife... Kristina.
333
00:15:33,615 --> 00:15:34,725
In what sense?
334
00:15:35,765 --> 00:15:36,765
Literally.
335
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,635
She is smart and beautiful.
336
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,580
And she graduated something...
337
00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:42,340
in management of restaurants and cafes
338
00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:44,220
And then she has been working here...
339
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:46,020
- Yea.
- Yea, the whole year, the whole year.
340
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,140
Please, give her a warm welcome,
341
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:51,700
she is your new boss.
342
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:24,760
(Inaudible)
343
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,620
You look really bad.
344
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,200
Senya, do you know
what you should do in such cases?
345
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:30,920
Pepper and...
346
00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:32,260
Senya!
347
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,480
Senya!
348
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:34,560
Ambulance!
349
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,080
Senya, Senya!
350
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,540
Me and Dimochka
discussed the business of the restaurant,
351
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,620
and I have few ideas
how to make it cost-effective again.
352
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,200
But before I'd like to discuss it
353
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,960
face to face with you, Viktor Petrovich.
354
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,300
If you don't mind, of course.
355
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,260
Do you mind, Viktoria Sergeevna?
356
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,380
Yes, of course.
357
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:05,640
Excuse me.
358
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,200
So, I'm listening.
359
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:11,840
Wait a minute.
360
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,660
Kosty, this is the end.
361
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:21,160
- Just now Senya...
- Shush.
362
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,740
Maksim, Kostya...
give me a bottle of cognac.
363
00:17:26,984 --> 00:17:28,084
Give me XO.
364
00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:29,625
- More to the right.
- This one?
365
00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:31,260
- No. To the right.
- This one?
366
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,300
More to the left, sniper.
367
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,980
- This bottle?
- This bottle.
368
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,280
Just now Senya...
369
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,960
got poisoned with this cognac.
370
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,500
So Viktor Petrovich,
I checked payroll list of our staff,
371
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,700
und understood,
372
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:07,460
that in order to cut costs
we have to fire people.
373
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,020
What are you talking about?
374
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,900
Well, for example...
375
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,480
Some of our staff
get just indecently high salary.
376
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:18,320
Well, for example Viktoria Sergeevna
gets 150 thousand per month.
377
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,700
Kitten, did you lose your mind?
378
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,260
We can't fire Vika like this,
she is a very good manager.
379
00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:24,880
But in general, I like your idea.
380
00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:26,780
In general, let's say.
381
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:28,780
Let me check it out.
382
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,400
We have to take this bottle away, Kostyan.
383
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:36,000
Come on.
384
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,940
Why are you looking at me?
I can't come near them.
385
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,920
Go on, Kostyan, come on, buddy.
386
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,720
Excuse me,
wish you a very enjoyable evening.
387
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:50,760
What do you want?
388
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,340
I....
389
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,120
this bottle...
390
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,920
What's with bottle?
391
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,520
I'll take that one, and will leave this one.
392
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,060
You don't have anything to do, do you?
393
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,680
No, but I'll just take that one
and leave this one here.
394
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,760
Get out of here.
395
00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:05,220
Got it.
396
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,680
Arseniy Chuganin...
Fedor Yurchenko...
397
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,260
100 thousand?!
398
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:20,160
Louis Benoit...
Lev Soloviev... 150 thousand?!
399
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,960
Vitya, it's half a million every month...
400
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,440
Drip, drip, drip...
401
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:28,860
Let me work for this money here, Vitya.
402
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:33,020
We need to fire them... fire, fire them.
403
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,540
What's wrong with you?!
They can not be fired.
404
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,700
They are professionals!
405
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,040
Hello. These are professionals
and what about the others?
406
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,940
The others are as well,
but these are the best in Moscow.
407
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:48,060
Please, I beg you,
what's the difference who will grate carrots?
408
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,375
Cheaper to teach cheap ones,
409
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:51,780
than pay to expensive ones.
410
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:53,140
Are you shitting me?
411
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:55,140
- Vitya, sit down.
- It's my team!
412
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:56,560
You can not fire them!
413
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,520
Why are you shouting?
414
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,240
Apologies (to guests)...
415
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,260
I told you sit down!
416
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,900
Vitya, sit down, we'll sort it out.
417
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,180
You'll sort it out?
418
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:04,200
Sort it out! And till then I resign!
419
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,960
Come here. Come here.
420
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,560
Come here I told you. Come here.
421
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,400
He can't differentiate a carrot
from a knife and he'd cook.
422
00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:15,900
Wait, baby, wait.
423
00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:23,620
Wait,
424
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:26,720
Wait. Why... why are you getting angry?
425
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,180
Big guy, but acting like a small girl.
426
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:31,820
I told you, if you fire them you'll lose me.
427
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:34,560
Just... let's sit down and have a drink.
428
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,060
We'll sit...
429
00:20:38,565 --> 00:20:39,965
have a drink and talk.
430
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,480
I have nothing else to tell you.
431
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,420
All right, all right sit down and relax.
Just relax.
432
00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:50,120
I assure you,
that everything is not that bad.
433
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:51,600
Calm down.
434
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:55,680
Get out! I'm busy!
435
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,000
Vitya...
436
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,280
You can resign any moment,
it's right.
437
00:21:01,285 --> 00:21:03,545
But what will you do, when it's...
438
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,640
...time to pay your bills?
439
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,380
Where is your older daughter studying?
In Paris?
440
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:09,700
How much do you pay?
441
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:12,160
Probably around 20 thousand
per year, right?
442
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,500
Then bills for Alisa ...
443
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:15,760
Debts...
444
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,700
And on and on...
445
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,220
Go on, resign.
446
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:22,340
Dima, I'll always find a job.
447
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:25,100
Thanks God, I also don't eat consomme
with jackboot.
448
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,500
Of course, of course.
449
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,480
But where will you find such an idiot
450
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,860
that will bear your drinking?
451
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,600
They'll kick your ass out
after the first bender.
452
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,960
Where will you go then, Vitya?
453
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,500
- Do whatever you want.
- Of course, come on, let's have a drink.
454
00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:57,240
Here we go,
455
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,620
we saved a bit
on the barman.
456
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,260
You are fired, idiot.
457
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,280
Idiot? Right?
458
00:22:16,905 --> 00:22:18,635
Louis Benoit
459
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,400
Arseniy Chuganin
460
00:22:22,180 --> 00:22:23,480
Fedor Yurchenko
461
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:24,840
Soloviev
462
00:22:27,885 --> 00:22:28,885
L-l-lev.
463
00:22:30,195 --> 00:22:33,355
Due to unstable position of
our restaurant
464
00:22:33,775 --> 00:22:34,915
unfortunately
465
00:22:35,385 --> 00:22:37,495
we have to let you go.
466
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,140
One wise man said
467
00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:42,060
"Before taking a step forward,
468
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,320
make sure there is no abyss ahead of you."
469
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,360
Hello.
470
00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:51,940
Senyka.
471
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:53,840
Sorry.
472
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,580
How are you?
473
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,880
Man, imagine, they put
that big ...
474
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,840
... colonic in me, I almost have died.
475
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:02,300
What?
476
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,680
Why and where are you going so early?
477
00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:06,580
We got fired.
478
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,760
- How is so?
- You got fired as well, by the way.
479
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,020
What?
480
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,900
Wait... and Chef?
481
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,560
And Chef is...
482
00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:15,740
prick!
483
00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:22,080
Given our nature, very often
we walk straight into the abyss,
484
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:24,440
because we look somewhere upwards,
485
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,560
at the top of our stupid arrogance.
486
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,040
Eighteen, nineteen...
487
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:32,680
twenty.
488
00:23:34,695 --> 00:23:37,385
Here is your end of service, Kostya.
Twenty thousand.
489
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,580
The rest is at the end of the month.
490
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:49,360
Man, at least we have a place to live.
491
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,020
We fall, suffer from pain, get up
492
00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:54,880
and keep going and then fall again.
493
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,680
and so it's endless.
494
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,720
Maybe it's time
to start watching where your step.
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