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- Max...
- I'm not Max.
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I'm a horny spider-man.
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- And now, I'll...
- It won't happen until you go and take a shower.
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- Hi.
- Aunt Vika, we decided to surprise you.
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And you did it.
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Who wants to have fun here?
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I want.
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Why do you need this teenager?
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- Maybe he is a bit young.
- And also a bit poor and a bit without an apartment.
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Why do you always go to extremes?
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- Either married men or kids.
- Why kids?
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Max is a serious guy.
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Mam , look, I'm riding a real gorilla.
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Tell me, did you manage
to sign your "serious guy" for school?
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If not, I can arrange it,
so they'll take him to Alisa's class.
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It looks like they get along.
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Well, now about the client.
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The client is not only my good friend,
but also happens to be an oil magnate.
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His wife who celebrates her birthday
loves french cuisine a lot.
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Please the wives of oil magnates is our job.
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And if she is nice-looking
I can even show her the kitchen.
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It's unlikely she'll see your kitchen.
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What do you mean? Is she blind?
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She is rich. Just rich.
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That's why, obviously, the banquet
will take place in her country residence.
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Where you will please our dear guests, literally,
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with , so to say, real european catering.
Is it clear?
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So it' ll be catering?!
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You sound as if it's a dump.
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Catering is by the way also a banquet,
but outdoors in the fresh air, in nature.
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In the fresh air people should get wasted
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and eat they should in a specially designated place.
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Anyway who will stay in charge
of the restaurant then?
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But you have a sous-chef.
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He can be chef for one day,
nothing bad will happen.
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Dima, what for a chef-cook for a barbecue
even if it's pretentious barbecue?
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- You don't need to cook anything.
- Enough! You need to.
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You are the face of our restaurant,
so be kind to sell this face.
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I don't want to discuss anything anymore.
Is it clear?
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Viktoria, taking into consideration
the love of our primadonna to outdoor events,
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In this case I can...
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count only on you.
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Yes, yes, Dmitrii Vladimirovich, don't worry,
I'll keep everything under control.
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Nice. So you will be accountable then
if something goes wrong.
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Viktoria, dear, remember, I count only on you.
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Don't worry, Mr. Pineapple,
I'll keep everything under control.
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Hello, Vitya. Where are you?
Guests are gathering already.
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I'm pulling up (drunk voice).
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I'm coming.
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My greetings to you, oh, Queen of catering!
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Why did you get so wasted?
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What is this "mavauis ton"?
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I didn't get waisted, but
consumed a little bit of digestif as an aperitif.
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In short...
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The face of the restaurant is delivered
and I'm ready to sell it.
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No, in this state you won't get to see the guests.
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And you won't get married
if you keep clutching like this!
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Chef, good afternoon.
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Here is your chicken-butt on a white horse.
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Don't you dare!
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Please, do something with this drunk monster,
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before he goes to the guests.
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Chef, I have an idea.
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Let's go to inspect the bar.
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I have a better idea.
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Let's go to inspect the bar.
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"Claude Monet"
Chef
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I-I...
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I can't...
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I won't succeed.
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(super-chef) You'll succeed...
You are sous-chef.
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And it means super-chef!
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Yes, I can do it.
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I can do it for sure, I'll do it that...
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- Leva, do you need to wash anything?
- Ainura....
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Oonne mmore time you come in like this,
and I'll need to for sure!
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- Vika, can I have a few words with you?
- Yes, of course.
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- Do you like everything, Diana?
- Yes, everything is wonderful.
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- And where is my gift?
- Excuse me?
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Where is your famous сhef
that my husband promised to me?
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The thing is he's really busy.
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Today he has to be busy
only with me and my guests.
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- Yes, but...
- Vika, I like you...
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and I'll be very.... very sad
if you have to search for a new job.
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Ok... I'll find him now.
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Thanks, you are so nice.
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And you are such a bitch.
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Max, have you seen chef?
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If you are talking about 100 kg of meat
soaked in cognac,
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then it's here.
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- My God!
- Voila!
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Vitya, Vitya!
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Vitya, get up! Vitya!
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Abonent Chef cannot answer your call,
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he cannot do anything now,
shake him a little bit later.
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Max, it's not funny for me.
Birthday girl asks for chef urgently.
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Let's call the strongest waiters
and serve the chef to her...
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with basil and parsley.
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Max, I'm fed up with you kindergarten.
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You don't take anything seriously.
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I'll lose my job now,
and you are having fun.
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Why the hell do I even need you,
such a funny guy?
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- I'm an optimist.
- It's not an optimism already, it's an idiocy!
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And where is the chef
that was promised me "in a second"?
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- The thing is...
- I was about to see you.
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Hello.
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- Max, what are you doing?
- Saving your beautiful ass.
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Let me introduce myself...
My name is Maximilian.
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Chef of the restaurant "Claude Monet".
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- You are so young and already a chef?
- Talent does't have an age.
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- Please....
- Interesting...
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And here it gets broken
and 1,5 tons of fish falls on me!
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- Seriously?
- Yes!
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(Something in Kyrgyz)
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Of course. Later I was taking this tuna
even out of my panties
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Is my "Turbot with asparagus" ready?
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Yes, it's ready, ready...
It's just need to be fried.
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"Hello, is waiter with bechamel sauce ready?"
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Leva! The client has been waiting for a fish
for one hour already.
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And this storyteller keep gabbing.
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- So in short, at a certain moment...
- Fedia...
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- B-be sso kkind....(Stammering).
- Leva, don't bug me, ok?
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Go, go, go...
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But this is not interesting, now I'll tell you how I....
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Do you want to be chef?
Then be like Chef!
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So I'm walking on the beach,
a little bit drunk of course....
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Listen you, invalid!
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Shut your mouth,
take the knife and cook the fish!
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- No, I heard it wrong. So then I...
- Why did you freeze, halibut?
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I said "Work"!
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"WORK" I said!
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Why did you freeze?
It applies to everyone, Kunstkamera!
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Work, pickles!
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So in short, Depardieu finishes my ratatouille
and says:
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"Maximilian, jeez, it's nuts,
but even my mama can't cook ratatouille like this!"
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- Did he say exactly "it's nuts"?
- Well, yes.
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Of course, just in French.
Since then we are friends with Gerard.
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Either he calls me, or I call him.
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Thanks. So ladies, cheers.
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- For Depardieu!
- He is cool!
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Maximilian, tell us more.
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With pleasure.
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Once in Paris...
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Excuse me,
but I need to go and stir my bechamel.
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Ca you feel a burning smell?
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Hello, Vika.
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Nagiev (surname) is here.
Let's meet next to the body.
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Good afternoon. Hello, hello, hello.
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Dianochka, you are beautiful as always.
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You are blooming, and smelling nice
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Mmmm... such an expensive smell...
What is it? Oil?
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Dimochka, you are so funny.
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I always try to remember your jokes
and always forget.
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By the way we've already met your chef.
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Oh, my God!
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He is super! So handsome!
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Who are you talking about?
Maybe he got shaved finally.
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- Vitya, wake up, I beg you! Vitya!
- Chef, wake up! Chef!
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He is so sociable!
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- Chef, get up!
- (Drunk gibberish).
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And just a cutie!
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By the way I got
as a present the book of rare french recipes.
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Could your Chef cook something
from this book right in front of my guests?
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I don't know who you are describing,
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but if it's him and he is in a such good mood,
then I think yes.
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Who are you?
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Get out !!!
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I'm sleeping.
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"Fleming's filet mignon"
and "Langouste a la France".
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Gentleman! "Fleming's filet mignon"
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and "Langouste a la France"
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Jacque, you broke my heart, dirty player!
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Forget my phone number!
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Forget that I have a phone!
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Louis, stop your lamentations of Jaroslavna
(from rus. poem "The lay of Knight's Igor Campaign")
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and get back to desserts.
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What are you gawking at, invalids?
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Back to work!
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- Chef!
- Vitya!
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Chef, get up! Get up!
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It's pointless!
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He won't wake up,
even if they declare third world war.
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Vika!
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Where is the fat one?
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Maximilian, you are here!
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And we are looking and looking for you
and you are hiding here.
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We want you to cook for us
a little masterpiece from old french cuisine.
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Diana, chef also should have a rest
between the masterpieces.
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I'll explain to you everything later,
Dmitrii Vladimirovich.
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I'll kill you later.
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Diana, what are you doing here?
Get back to the guests.
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And we'll have a small business meeting.
Please.
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Maximilian, I'm waiting for you.
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And I'll join you very soon.
Here is the hole, it's here.
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Are you stupid or what?
What's happening here? What's happening?!!!
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Here!
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Oh, my God! What is it?
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Dima, it's me.
Everything is under control.
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- Mama mia!
- Viva catering!
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Birthday Girl wanted to see chef,
and chef wasn't here and we..
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Because of you, I'll be burying my career
in front of this ragtag now.
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Thank you, guys.
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Dmitrii Vladimirovich, wait.
Vika has nothing to do with it. I did it.
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Of course you can fire me....
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But let me better cook this french dish...
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Stay calm! Don't panic!
Daddy will get up now and do everything!
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- Stop talking.
- With my own hands!
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I don't want even see you.
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There is a recipe.
With recipe it's not difficult.
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That's right, ah?
With recipe any idiot can do it, right?
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If there's a recipe, it's easy, ah?
Ok, I really beg you ...
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God help you!
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Boy, do it!
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So if no one needs me,
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even to this bold social-climberю
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I'll get back to work.
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Leva, the client found
a sim-card in his dessert.
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What are you thinking about, tell me?
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In short, he demands to see Chef.
You have to go.
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I-I-I-I wwwwill nnnot go (stammering).
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What do you mean you won't go?
You are chef today, so go and sort it out.
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I-I-III'm nnnot cchef,
I-I-Iii'm ssss... sss.....sss....
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Levochka, I see that you scared,
but you have to sort it out, understand? Go!
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I'm not sss... Louis?!
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Louis! Is dessert yours?
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So you should go to the client.
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Go, go, go...
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Why are you staring at me?
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Whoever screwed up, has to answer.
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Work, invalids!
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You are an invalid yourself, Leva!
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Dear friends!
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One minute of your attention!
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I want to introduce to you the best chef of Moscow,
the specialist of french cuisine....
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Maximilian.
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Maximilian has kindly agreed to cook for us
an old french dish from this book.
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I chose this one.
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00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:50,860
Here everything is in french,
but I'm sure it's not a problem for our chef, right?
240
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,300
- Si.
- Si?... Idiot!
241
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,580
"Si" is in italian, in french it's "Oui".
242
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,660
So what will you do?
243
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,420
Easy, I'll cook it from the picture.
You can see here everything.
244
00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:04,840
The most important, it has to look the same.
245
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,480
Obviously she has never tried it before.
246
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:10,220
Of course I've never tried this dish.
247
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:15,460
But Jacque, our business partner and friend,
has tried it before.
248
00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,720
Jacque, s'il vous plait here.
249
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,924
Bonsoir Mesdames et Messieurs.
250
00:15:19,924 --> 00:15:22,000
Jacque knows everything about french cuisine
251
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,760
and he'll help us to evaluate
what Maximilian cooks for us.
252
00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:27,140
French came when it was least expected.
253
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:29,140
I wish young chef luck.
254
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,480
Well... Let's start.
255
00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:41,900
What is this shit in my dessert? Ah?
256
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,280
Because of you I almost lost my tooth.
257
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:48,060
Excusez-moi s'il vous plait.
258
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:52,020
First of all you have to learn Russian.
Why did you come here?
259
00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:54,080
So people would break their teeth?
260
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,580
Poor, Louis.
261
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,060
Chef is not here
and no one can protect him.
262
00:15:58,445 --> 00:16:01,015
(Speaking Kyrgyz)
263
00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:04,060
Now I'll make you swallow it.
264
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,760
- No, no, no...
- Goddamn Napoleon!
265
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,480
Leave the pastry chef alone!
266
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,380
- And who are you?
- Me? I-i'm Chef.
267
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,895
And I'm responsible for everything
that happens in the kitchen.
268
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:18,400
- And if you have any complaints...
- Complaints?! I have...
269
00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:19,680
Here!
270
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:23,900
Let's go!
271
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,560
Clowns!
272
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,640
Leva, merci.
273
00:16:31,195 --> 00:16:33,325
Delicious dessert.
Is it with cognac?
274
00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:46,120
Guys, guys...
275
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:51,240
Let's hurry up,
we still have three dishes.
276
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:53,100
We'll do everything now.
277
00:16:53,475 --> 00:16:56,405
What are you waiting for?!
Chef said to speed up!
278
00:16:57,340 --> 00:17:00,560
Well done, Leva-chef, well done!
279
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,420
Well, time to switch on terminator's mode.
280
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,660
"Beef tenderloin"
"Foie gras"
"Potato pie"
281
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,660
"Pumpkin puree"
"Raspberry" "Blackberry"
"Caramel sauce"
282
00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:17,099
Well, I'll figure it out. Let's go.
"Onion"
283
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,100
Well now, let's try it.
284
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,740
Jacque! Jacque?!
285
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:46,160
I got him, I got him!
286
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,560
Jacque, where are you?
287
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,020
(Blabbering in french)
288
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:54,220
Here, Jacque is delivered
and ready for consumption.
289
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,160
And who are you?
290
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,040
- Neighbour.
- Ours?
291
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,840
No. His.
292
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:04,380
Imagine, we were living
on neighbouring streets in Paris.
293
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:07,660
- Tell her, Jacque.
- Viktor was my neighbour in Paris.
294
00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:09,080
(Speaking french)
295
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,700
Hold on with kisses,
first eat this.
296
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,180
It's for you, try it.
297
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,600
Very delicious.
298
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:24,420
It's good to eat (french accent)
299
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,440
Well done, chicken butt.
300
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:31,640
You almost succeeded,
but there should be lamb, not beef.
301
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:36,860
Why don't we get
something alcohol-containing, Jacque?
302
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,020
To France!
303
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,760
To France!!!
304
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:46,060
Singing the Marseillaise.
305
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:55,780
Let's excuse Jacque,
it seems he had enough without our dish.
306
00:19:57,340 --> 00:20:00,340
Well then, I'll be a taster.
307
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,680
It's... devine.
308
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,640
It's your luck, cook.
309
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:16,980
Dmitrii Vladimirovich, it's our luck.
310
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:17,820
Bravo!
311
00:20:24,105 --> 00:20:27,155
Maxim is good, he helped Vika.
312
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,280
And she told him lots of nasty things
and she is very ashamed.
313
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:34,100
And how will she make things right now?
314
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,420
Well, like this.
315
00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:43,660
And who am I?
Croissant or celery?
316
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,860
You are definitely croissant,
I don't eat carbs.
317
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:54,340
Thank you, my brave croissant.
318
00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:08,040
Dima, don't be silent,
you make us scared.
319
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,900
And it's time to go home,
everyone is tired.
320
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:13,720
And what are you tired of?
What are you tired of?! Of drinking every day?!
321
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,040
- Tired of hitting the bottle?
- By the way, do you know how tiring it is?
322
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,575
If you want Dima, I'll go for medical treatment.
323
00:21:19,575 --> 00:21:22,375
And what will you treat?
Screw-it-all attitude?
324
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:25,035
They can't cure it, they can not.
325
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,920
- Then... this one...???
- L-l-lev... (stammering)
326
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:32,200
L-l-lev, the king of our garbage,
why are you tired, L-l-lev?
327
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,900
Tired of being rude to our clients?!
Tired of screaming at politicians?
328
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:38,920
I didn't know
that he is a p-p-politician (stammering).
329
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:42,900
It doesn't matter
whether he's a p-p-politician or just a passer-by!
330
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:45,420
First of all for us he is... who???
331
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,020
- G-g-guest.
- G-g-guest!
332
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:52,040
And g-g-guest is always ...what?
He's always r-r-right. Yes?
333
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,020
This is it.
And if you work like this, L-l-lev...
334
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:57,380
Then to reach the position of Chef,
335
00:21:57,380 --> 00:22:00,340
you need as long as
a burger place to become our restaurant.
336
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,800
Now, you...
337
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,760
Victoria...
338
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,880
Yes, Dima, we let you down,
but Vika was working the whole day,
339
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,840
It's not her fault.
340
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,860
Why are you "Matrosov" (soviet war hero)
going at a gun machine?
341
00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:15,440
Unlike you,
I called her out not to scold, but thank her.
342
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:19,020
Thank her for that guy that cooked.
343
00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:23,180
If it wasn't him,
now we would sit here in pants full of shit.
344
00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:25,260
We would be screwed totally.
345
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,920
I'm so tired of all this.
French poorhouse.
346
00:22:28,945 --> 00:22:30,685
I'll sell it the hell out.
347
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:35,160
I'll buy something worthy.
What should I buy, ah?
348
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,460
Pharmacy?
349
00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:38,700
Aha, pharmacy, yea.
No, I'll buy dry-cleaning.
350
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:40,640
Oh, my God!
351
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,380
Pharmacy!
352
00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:47,540
Why are you eavesdropping?
Standing here with your ears on the door!
353
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:51,020
Why did you stood up for me? Feel ashamed?
354
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:55,660
I didn't want to continue this execution.
355
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,740
Chef, I'm sorry.
356
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,480
Apparently I couldn't handle it.
357
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:08,120
Leva, of course
it's not good to fight with guests
358
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,180
But Chef is responsible
not only for good food.
359
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:18,040
First of all
Chef is responsible for his team!
360
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:21,960
And you acted today as a real Chef.
361
00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:25,540
You handled it.
362
00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:27,120
Well done.
363
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,640
Responsibility is something really strange.
364
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,860
On one hand we are scared of it.
365
00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:37,200
And on the other hand,
thanks to it we earn respect.
366
00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:41,440
We get closer to each other.
367
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:46,260
Victoria Sergeevna, let me lie down
and we'll get to carnal pleasures.
368
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:55,080
And after doing something irresponsible,
we come to right conclusions.
369
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,680
That's it,
I'm not drinking at work anymore.
370
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,660
I'm not drinking at work anymore.
371
00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:04,400
This decision has to be celebrated.
372
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,920
Or we don't.
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