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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:20,562 [Poison Ivy] It's like I'm going to a business convention 2 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:21,980 on the fucking moon. 3 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,482 Avoid everyone from Thanagar. They all have chlamydia. 4 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,109 Nora, it's a business conference. 5 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,445 It's not some intergalactic orgy situation. 6 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,739 Oh, so you'll be the first person to come back 7 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:33,450 from a business conference without chlamydia? 8 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,035 -Okay. -I guess so. 9 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,495 I mean, I'm... I'm planning to dominate this conference. 10 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:40,123 Crushing panels, mingling at drinks, 11 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:42,500 making sick connections with evil CEOs. 12 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:45,003 Okay, well, when it starts to sting when you pee, 13 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:47,088 call Professor Hugo Strange. 14 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,798 He's a walking pharmacy. 15 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,175 Oh, what's this? Uh... 16 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:53,928 [reading] 17 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,472 [clicks tongue] Aw! 18 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,265 [man on speaker] This is the final boarding call 19 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,225 for the MalCon Forum on the moon! 20 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,518 [brakes screech] 21 00:01:04,188 --> 00:01:05,774 Shit! 22 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,650 That's like the most expensive dildo I've ever seen. 23 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,695 [chuckles] I hope the clouds don't have a gag reflex. 24 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,530 [laughing] 25 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,407 [man on speaker] For those of you who think this is funny, 26 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,868 there's a scientific reason it has to be shaped like this. 27 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:19,871 Uh, what's with the pubes, dude? 28 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:21,539 [man on speaker] Hey, there. I can hear you. 29 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,375 The antennas have to be coarse and wiry 30 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,710 and on the balls... I mean orbs. 31 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:29,047 So, let's get some quick pics of me with the space dong. 32 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:31,007 [man on speaker] Have some respect. 33 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,093 -You are in a cathedral of science. -[camera shutter clicking] 34 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,301 [man on speaker] Get on the fucking rocket, so I can blastoff. 35 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:35,845 [rocket rumbling] 36 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:43,561 [Nora] Ho, ho! 37 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,729 The sky is getting pregnant tonight. 38 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:48,775 [man on speaker] A rocket gets sick if it can't release its steam. 39 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,860 [theme music playing] 40 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,490 This is no way to treat an old friend. 41 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:58,576 I have to find a way to fill my days, Mr. Mayor. 42 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,370 I wanted to steal a rocket ship, 43 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:01,871 but they're all on the moon. 44 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,666 I can't believe I didn't get an invite to MalCon. 45 00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:06,918 Last year I'm giving the keynote. 46 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:09,795 This year, those fickle, fair-weather one-percenters 47 00:02:09,878 --> 00:02:11,464 act like I don't even exist. 48 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:13,633 They're right. I'm only ransacking you as a dry run 49 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:15,427 for my governor's mansion heist. 50 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:16,845 Grab those giant scissors! 51 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:19,639 Hey, I need those for a car wash grand opening. 52 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:24,811 -Let this sicko go, you sickos. -[man grunting] 53 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,771 Oh, it's Bat Harley. 54 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,399 You've got two faces like me now, huh? 55 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:32,192 [groans] I like the old one better. 56 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:33,820 Oh! There's Ivy. 57 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,905 Have a great time. Whoo! 58 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,449 It was another rocket? 59 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,035 You may have two faces, 60 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:42,537 but I have two maces. 61 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:45,457 [grunts] Wait! Where are my maces? 62 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,584 [groans] My shuriken, they're missing. 63 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,170 -Your what? -They're throwing stars. Doesn't matter, help! 64 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,921 Uh, I know I packed my gel bombs. 65 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,256 Where's our stuff? 66 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,508 Ha! Send them my way. I'll handle it. 67 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:56,259 [grunts] 68 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,094 [man yelling] 69 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,387 [men grunting] 70 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,640 -[Two-Face groans] -[Harley grunts] 71 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:05,310 Ooh, you've got that edge still. 72 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,312 You must really miss being evil, huh? 73 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:11,107 Stop projecting your own shit on me, Mr. Mayor. 74 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,610 [eerie music playing] 75 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:15,612 [Jon 1] Your calf pumps, sir. 76 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,530 Lex Luthor is an abstraction. 77 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:20,825 There is no real me... for tax purposes. 78 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,702 Everything about me is artificial. 79 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:25,329 My jawline, my shell companies, 80 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,499 even all my lighting on the moon. 81 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,959 That's baby seal blood, by the way. 82 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,087 Very, very illegal on earth. 83 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,672 Your body has me literally reeling. 84 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,882 Superman wishes he had those cumgutters. 85 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:37,466 Ready for your peel? 86 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,760 -[ripping] -Let's shed that dead skin, mama. 87 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:40,345 It's what snakes do to stay smooth. 88 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:42,222 -They do. -It's true. 89 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:47,435 Uh, yeah. Mr. Luthor? Uh, sir, my question was, who are these guys? 90 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,020 -I'm Jon. -I'm also Jon. 91 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:50,563 -But there's no "h" in my name. -Or in mine. 92 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:52,691 We're this chiseled Greek god's PR team. 93 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,526 What paper do you work for again? 94 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,986 -The Daily Planet. -More like The Daily Superman. 95 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,697 Well, good for you. 96 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,699 Finally writing about something other than that super-jacked, 97 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:03,576 certainly undocumented super-alien. 98 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,829 Um, so I've been on the moon for a week 99 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,831 watching this conference come together, 100 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,208 and I still don't know what you'll be announcing at the keynote... 101 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,420 Oh, well. Just forever changing 102 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:16,548 the nexus of science and industry. No spoilers. 103 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,841 -[slurps] -[whooshing] 104 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,678 Exciting! That's so great. I can't wait! 105 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:24,514 Man. Wow. Is this coffee extra strong? 106 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,850 I... I just I am jazzed. I am... Whoo! 107 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:30,353 And one last question, uh, about your mentee, Poison Ivy. 108 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:33,106 Pass. This is an interview about Lex Luthor, not his protege. 109 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,692 I am happy to talk about Ivy. 110 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:39,821 It takes a lot of courage to install someone like her as a CEO. 111 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:41,197 Not only is she a woman, 112 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,866 but a green woman. 113 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:46,161 Only a true forward thinker could come up with that. 114 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:50,582 Someone so strong that he can crack a walnut with his armpit. 115 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,417 -You care to see? -Don't print any of that. 116 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,503 -[dramatic music playing] -[Nightwing panting] 117 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,088 And what happened to our gear? 118 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:58,673 We looked like amateurs out there. 119 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,550 I thought I looked pretty good. 120 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,094 Ugh. Someone must have sabotaged us. 121 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:05,055 Uh, why is Mommy here? 122 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:08,141 [camera feed warbles] 123 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,643 Your mommy took our camera. 124 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,646 Unhand our stuff! 125 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,107 [Nightwing groans] 126 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:17,609 This has never been your stuff. 127 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:19,319 It's property of Wayne Enterprises, 128 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:20,779 which is teetering on a financial cliff. 129 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,781 So I'm liquidating all nonessential assets. 130 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:25,408 We need our weapons to protect Gotham. 131 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,702 For far too long, you coddled bat-babies 132 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,287 have relied on trivial gadgetry, 133 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,790 while you've let your ultimate weapons grow soft. 134 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,626 -Your bodies. -Nuh-uh. I have a rock hard six pack. 135 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,252 -[smacks] -[groans] Mom. 136 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,879 Effective immediately, 137 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:40,924 you are no longer being financed by Wayne Enterprises 138 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:43,677 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the moon. 139 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,303 Oh, and here. Happy Birthday, son. 140 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,430 My birthday was five months ago. 141 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,640 Is this a rattle? 142 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:49,557 [explosion rumbles] 143 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,226 [tires screeching] 144 00:05:51,308 --> 00:05:52,727 [rocket whooshing] 145 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:57,357 Feels like she could've liquidated that. 146 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,067 [woman on speaker] Welcome to MalCon 147 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:03,488 License plate, GR8-VLN, please move your rocket. 148 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,865 It's about to be towed. 149 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,702 Oh, wow. Thank you. 150 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,995 I don't usually wear jewelry, but I will make an excep-- 151 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,498 It's a lanyard for the conference. 152 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,041 [gasps] Look. 153 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:17,002 Steppenwolf hasn't picked his up yet. 154 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,671 -Classic move. -Mmm, intergalactic dom shit. 155 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,631 -Love him. -Steppenwolf? 156 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,217 -He's a warlord, right? -Oh, Ivy. 157 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,928 Sure he captains a ruthless canine army on Apokolips, 158 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:28,847 but his true passion is venture capitalism. 159 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,766 You probably think Tony Soprano is just a mobster? 160 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:35,478 No. He made his real fortune from owning the Bada Bing! 161 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:39,899 I mean, I actually see him more as like a victim of Livia's toxic maternity. 162 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:43,028 -So are we meeting with Steppenwolf? -[laughing] 163 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:46,031 You don't get face time with Steppenwolf at your first conference. 164 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:49,284 He only makes time for the real innovators. 165 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,244 You can golf as drunk as you want 166 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,121 -and let lightning do the work. -[grunting] 167 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,748 Perfect swing every time. 168 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,499 Did you hear about this thing in Gotham 169 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:59,419 where someone replaced all the male trees with female ones. 170 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:03,256 -Yeah, that was me. -You see, male trees cause allergies, 171 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,883 because, unlike female trees, 172 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,509 they don't have fruit to contain the toxins 173 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,011 created during photosynthesis. 174 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,096 -Right. That's why I-- -I'll send you an article. 175 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:12,057 -Done and done. -[notification dings] 176 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,976 Oh, man. So I... I'm just seeing that I'm not on any panels. 177 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,811 I just was excited to impress everyone 178 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:20,065 -with my cool answers to questions. -[laughing] 179 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,693 You're doing something way more important than panels. 180 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:28,114 Oh, there I am. "45 second intro to Lex Luthor..." 181 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:32,327 -Wait. What? -That 45 seconds is the hottest time slot of the weekend. 182 00:07:32,409 --> 00:07:33,828 You have to save your voice. 183 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,498 I'll have one of the Jons get you some tea. 184 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,585 -[Poison Ivy growls] -[slurps] 185 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:41,711 [Robin] Is this all we have? 186 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,380 [computer warbling] 187 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:47,884 -[Robin] Mmm. -Ha! My life savings for the fam. 188 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,136 Nineteen bucks. 189 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,722 That won't even cover the electricity for my air fryer. 190 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,599 Okay, we have $19, 191 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:57,394 and, ugh, a silver baby rattle. 192 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,561 We're screwed. 193 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,021 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God! 194 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,107 No, I'm gonna have to go to school. 195 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,274 Where will I sit at lunch? 196 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,235 No one's going to school. 197 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,405 We just need to figure out a way to generate some income. 198 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,739 I can sell locks of my hair. 199 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,032 Oh, wait, better idea. 200 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:13,410 Nightwing, that ass, live cam, baby. 201 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,579 Hey, my glutes are not for sale. 202 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,540 Ugh, selfish prick. I'll do it. 203 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,291 Okay? I used to rent out my feet 204 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,460 to rich women who needed their shoes broken in. 205 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:24,045 I bet my profile is still active. 206 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,171 Okay, so not that, 207 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:28,466 but renting does give me an idea. 208 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,051 [doorbell rings] 209 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,053 [with Swedish accent] Hello! This is CleggBnb? 210 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:35,557 Yes. Welcome. You must be Amelie and Jonas. 211 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,308 -"Yonas." -Yonas. 212 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:38,893 Yonas. 213 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:39,811 Yonas. 214 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,270 -Yo-- -Please, please come in. 215 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,565 Uh, you'll find everything you need in here. 216 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,650 The Wi-Fi password, the history of the house 217 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,944 and, of course, restaurant recommendations. 218 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,154 Hey, why don't you two lovebirds 219 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:50,697 go get settled in your room, huh? 220 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,449 Hey, Amelie. Look, at the door knobble. 221 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,325 -So beautskiful. -Don't go in there. 222 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:56,036 -Okay? -Or there. 223 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:56,828 Or there. 224 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,497 Okay, meanie man. Okay. 225 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:00,999 Hey, this is too risky. 226 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,792 What if they find out who we actually are? 227 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,252 It's all gonna be worth it. 228 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,838 Between renting out the place, couponing-- 229 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,631 I'm getting so many paper cuts. 230 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:09,758 I hate being a poor. 231 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,176 We have to buy back our gear. 232 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,136 Or we use the money to keep the lights on 233 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,013 and I teach you to fight without your gear. 234 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,182 I think Talia might be right about you guys. 235 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,768 You're kind of useless soggy nut sacks without your little gadgets. 236 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:22,437 How dare you-- [grunts] Harley! 237 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,689 Okay, show us what you've got. 238 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:25,982 [glass squeaking] 239 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,651 It started in a single toilet bowl 240 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,696 with a crust of a bologna sandwich. 241 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,324 And now White Collar Wine, 242 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:38,912 is the official beverage of MalCon. [laughing] 243 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,790 -[all applauding] -Let's start with the Chablis. 244 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,833 The nose of green jello 245 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,711 pairs well with an aged gruyere 246 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:51,174 -and tax evasion. -[slurps] Ooh, Penal Noir. 247 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,550 Wow, what's this feeling? 248 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:55,887 It's like my head is spinning and my tummy is a-rumbly. 249 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,139 But I also feel happy. 250 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:01,559 None for you. Alcohol dries out the vocal cords. 251 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,894 [Poison Ivy grumbles] 252 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,396 There's someone I'd like to introduce you to. 253 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:05,563 She's a woman like you. 254 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,149 -Meet-- -Hey! Love the tote. 255 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:10,110 -Right? -You know each other. 256 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,195 God, you've been on the moon too long. 257 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,240 We already met at the Evil Women in Business Luncheon. 258 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,241 Women's luncheon? 259 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:17,325 Lex, can we steal you? 260 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,244 There's an important task 261 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,870 -that only a very swole alpha can attend to. -[Poison Ivy laughs] 262 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,372 I'm sure your schedule is packed, 263 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,457 but I'd love to find time for us to get 264 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,917 a couple's massage. 265 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,169 These lanyards are killing my neck and my vibe. 266 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,839 Actually, I wasn't placed on any panels. 267 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,967 So, if you're free anytime, except 45 seconds 268 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,511 before Lex's keynote then, you know... 269 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:37,595 Fucking Lex. 270 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,222 You're the hot new blood here. 271 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,182 Don't let that Ken doll wannabe hold you back. 272 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,101 -So he is fucking with me. -[portal trilling] 273 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,230 [woman gasps] 274 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,233 [growling] 275 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,485 -[people howling] -Ah! Steppenwolf's here. 276 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,778 Such an attention whore! 277 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,739 -God love him. -Gross. 278 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,949 [Lex] Steppenwolf, remember last year? 279 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,951 Wolf Pack. [growls] 280 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,453 -[man screaming] -[wolf growls] 281 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:02,954 -Sit! -[wolf whimpers] 282 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,208 -Repulsive. -[scoffs] You know what? 283 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,418 [wolf grumbling] 284 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,628 I'm gonna get that face time with Steppenwolf. 285 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,130 [upbeat rock music playing] 286 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,342 -[Elon Musk grunts] -Uh... [chuckles] 287 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,970 So, hello. I would like to field that question. 288 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:20,263 [Elon Musk grunts] 289 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:24,934 [electricity crackling] 290 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:32,150 Hey, Zuckerberg, have fun in the metaverse, dweeb. 291 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,111 [Zuckerberg screaming] 292 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,238 [screaming continues] 293 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,366 [laughing] 294 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,923 I just wanna say I'm really flattered 295 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,508 that you wanted to get java with me. 296 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,093 You're the woman of the hour. 297 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,387 I have unlimited resources. 298 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,681 You have unlimited ideas. 299 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:03,890 Let's collab... 300 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:07,936 [coughs] Excuse me... orate. 301 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:10,939 [Barbara grunting] 302 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,942 -[Barbara yells] -And... 303 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,193 You're both dead. 304 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,861 Come on. You can do better than that. 305 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,196 What the heck? 306 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,864 That was dangerously close to my nipples. 307 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,908 -[grunts] -Toughen up. 308 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,452 You think real villains are above giving you a titty twister? 309 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,496 -Think again! -[Dick Grayson groans] 310 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,415 I want my Bat stun gun. 311 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,542 If you want a weapon, look around. 312 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,419 Everything's a weapon. 313 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:33,878 Fine. What about my belt 314 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,006 that Amelie poked four extra holes in? 315 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,550 Horrible choice for fashion. Great choice for weapon. 316 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,093 -[grunts] -[Dick] What about cheeseballs? 317 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,678 They were several on the floor this morning. 318 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,971 I nearly broke my neck. 319 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,348 Those Euroscum are trying to kill me! 320 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,851 Okay, paranoid, I'm sure it's just a Swedish tradition. 321 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,185 Be respectful. 322 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,022 Hello. Do you recommend any Thai food? 323 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,523 It's in the binder, Jonas! 324 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,067 "Yonas." Thanks, ya. 325 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,402 Okay, why are they cooking? 326 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,279 They just asked for Thai food recs. 327 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,281 [Amelie muffled] How do I use the dishwashy? 328 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,782 -Ugh! [grunts] -[phone vibrates] 329 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,325 Ooh, ooh. 330 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,077 Guess who's girlfriend's making headlines on the moon? 331 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,746 Mine, probably. She's a dime. 332 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,790 "Move Over Sun: Poison Ivy Makes the Moon Shine Bright. 333 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,917 "Ten things Poison Ivy can't live without on the moon." 334 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:16,087 [gasps] I gotta call Ivy for the deets. 335 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,089 Ivy! Ivy, Ivy! I have some 336 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,758 -really exciting IP... -[cell phone vibrating] 337 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,051 ...that would be perfect for you... 338 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,510 Hey, baby. What's up? 339 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:25,597 Um, G-friend, you are killing it on the moon, 340 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,265 according to my feeds. 341 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,767 It's crazy. I went to the bathroom, 342 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,769 and someone tried to reach into the stall 343 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,312 and tried to take my underwear. 344 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,272 Ooh, ooh. Okay, would it be cool 345 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,024 if I sold some of your undies online on the dark Clegg? 346 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,525 We're down to canned beans over here, 347 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,444 and you know how sodium affects my skin. 348 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,071 Um, sure. 349 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,572 I mean, you got to give the market what it wants, 350 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,699 and obviously I'm gonna refute it publicly. 351 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:48,286 But I kind of like that the people, like, want my underwear. 352 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,038 That's what's up, Miss Thang! 353 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,040 I am so glad you're enjoying yourself. 354 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,458 Maybe it's the toilet wine talking, 355 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:55,960 but I've been having so many ideas 356 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,754 and everyone, like, thinks they're brilliant. 357 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,006 Of course they are brilliant. God, you are so fucking hot. 358 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,466 I want it right now. What are you wearing? 359 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,343 [clears throat] I'm wearing, like, a lanyard 360 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,512 with a bunch of maps and QR codes. [coughs] 361 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,389 Yes! Well, call me when you're in the bathtub. 362 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,933 I wanna hear more about this fucking lanyard. 363 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,726 [sexy music playing] 364 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,853 [both moaning] 365 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,355 [moaning continues] 366 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,440 -[woman moaning] -[man grunting] 367 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,818 The physical act of sex is so pedestrian. 368 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,821 Surrogates are much more efficient and less to clean up. 369 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,073 -[intercom clicks] -Flip him over and play with his ass. 370 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:27,659 [vibrating] 371 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,828 So what do you think of the convention this year? 372 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,830 Every detail is my own design. 373 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,248 Including the sweatshirts. 374 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,915 Did you notice the thumbhole? 375 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,335 Smart move putting Ivy front and center. 376 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,503 She's a star. 377 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,255 Every panel she's been on has been packed. 378 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,590 What? Ivy's not on any panels. 379 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,759 She's saving her voice for my keynote. 380 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:48,221 Or maybe next year you'll be introducing her keynote. 381 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,223 You should have been keeping an eye on her. 382 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,892 [sighs] I know what you're doing. 383 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,644 This is a sex thing. 384 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,479 You get off on weak men. 385 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,522 [Talia giggles] 386 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,190 [sighs] What happened to the cape? 387 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,192 -Gives me a wedgie. -I said, 388 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:04,279 the cape stays on until you finish. 389 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,698 You know what? I'm not in the mood anymore. 390 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:07,866 Forget it. 391 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,159 [Talia sighs] 392 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,201 That was great. 393 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:13,329 [moaning continues] 394 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,206 [Joker chuckles and grumbles] 395 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:18,335 [Joker] Ha! Huh! [laughs] 396 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,880 Lex is so fucking thirsty. 397 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,215 Uh, are you even listening? 398 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,426 Oh, did my briefly glancing at my phone 399 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,386 imply this was the most boring meeting 400 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,722 about cutting grass I've ever been to? 401 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,724 Because I'm riveted. 402 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,810 Please continue. 403 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,354 Okay. 404 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:41,399 I was saying normally we use a 6 mm blade, 405 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,527 but due to the lack of rain, it's all basically kindling. 406 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,030 So, we're gonna have to run out and buy... 407 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,531 [continues indistinctly] 408 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:52,077 [Dick humming] 409 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,457 [continues humming] 410 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,626 Oh, where's that draft coming from? 411 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,797 [grunts] That's it! 412 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:06,675 It's time to pack your bags, you Euro pervs. 413 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,097 I told you we couldn't trust Amelie and Yonas. 414 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,848 [Jonas] Beautskiful pronunciation. 415 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,100 [Dick groans] 416 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,644 [emcee] And again, the hotline is open 417 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,105 for any tips on the Zuck's whereabouts. 418 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:23,733 -Let's get #wheresMark trending! -[audience applauding] 419 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,820 -[pumping] -Uh, what's that sound? 420 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,279 I'm pumping my calves. 421 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,781 Yeah, but you're wearing... [clears throat] 422 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,866 You're wearing... [grunts] You're wearing pants. 423 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,244 You think you can hide chicken calves behind pants? 424 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,620 Ugh, women don't understand 425 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,539 the pressures put on men's bodies. 426 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,665 -[Poison Ivy clears throat] -What is going on with your voice? 427 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:44,087 And now your keynote speaker, Mr. Lex Luthor, 428 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,465 with an introduction by the incredible, the incomparable, 429 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:50,010 -the absolutely insidious... -Oh! 430 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,387 [emcee] Poison Ivy! 431 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,972 [audience cheering and applauding] 432 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,974 You have been speaking on panels. 433 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,600 Why'd I think I could rely on you? 434 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,644 Did you even do the throat douche the Jons gave you? 435 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,647 Don't respond. You'll just strain your voice more. 436 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,441 I mean, Lex, you really thought that 437 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,067 I'd spend all my time on the moon, 438 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,527 like, douching my throat... 439 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,696 [coughs] waiting to talk about you? 440 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,824 So yeah, I did panels. 441 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,910 Okay, I did all the panels. 442 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,954 -[coughing] -Never send a woman to do a man's job. 443 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,832 Good evening, evil colleagues. 444 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,960 What an amazing time to be a woman in villainy. 445 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,420 I'm humbled 446 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:29,257 to be the LOD's first CEO with a labia... 447 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,551 Just keep scrolling. Get to me. 448 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:35,180 It's an honor for you to watch me announce my new initiative 449 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,182 using the latest LexCorp technology, 450 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,558 developed right here on the moon. 451 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,894 I devised a plan to thicken the ozone layer, 452 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:43,980 reverse global warming, and save the earth. 453 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:48,526 The Earth Saver by Lex can beam new ozone particles 454 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,570 into the atmosphere literally whenever. 455 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,989 And, if I keep saving the earth, 456 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:56,201 -we can keep destroying it. -[audience cheering] 457 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,955 I'll now open it up for questions. 458 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,540 Sounds like socially conscious evil. 459 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,376 Did Lex steal your idea, Ivy? 460 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,669 This has nothing to do with her. 461 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,379 Ivy, you said in an earlier panel, 462 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,047 I'm quoting, "I love bread." Can you expound on that? 463 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,382 [reporter] Poison Ivy, over here! 464 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:11,633 How do you come up with all your cool plans? 465 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,259 And also, how is your hair so shiny? 466 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,095 Would you have been mean to me in middle school? 467 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,763 It's fine if the answer is yes. 468 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,931 [pumping] 469 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,724 Ivy, I'd love you for our cover. 470 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,351 C... Could you pose for the camera? 471 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,228 -That's my cover. -[camera shutters clicking] 472 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,437 [female reporter] Is it true you're collaborating with Steppenwolf? 473 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,605 -[bursts] -[Lex yells] 474 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,941 -[all gasping] -[Lex grunts] 475 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,651 You're working with Steppenwolf? 476 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,736 Oh, you know what? Honestly, it's casual. 477 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:35,073 He did offer to bankroll whatever I want to do next. 478 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:39,411 I'd go into more detail, but, you know, I'm saving my voice. 479 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,246 [yells] That's enough. 480 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,248 -Everybody get off my moon. -[alarm blaring] 481 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,584 [alien screaming] 482 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:47,627 [all screaming] 483 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,258 [Amelie grunting] 484 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:55,969 I thought they'd have more stuff. 485 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:59,222 -[grunts] -Some people must have already take everything. 486 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,765 Honeys, I'm home! 487 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,768 I made bank on the first batch of Ivy's thongs. 488 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,021 They're robbing us? 489 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,732 God damn it! Time to take out the Euro trash. 490 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,275 -[upbeat music playing] -[Jonas grunts] 491 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,861 [screams] Oh, God. You sneaky motherfucker. 492 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,863 [both grunting] 493 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,156 [sniffs and sighs] 494 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:17,907 [grunts] 495 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,079 How are you still standing? 496 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,873 It's the drugs. 497 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:28,084 They've permanent turned off the pain receptors in my brains. 498 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,878 [Harley groans] 499 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:32,756 [screams] 500 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,632 [rockets whooshing] 501 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,509 [automated voice] Oxygen levels are at ten percent. 502 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,470 -Please evacuate immediately. -[people screaming] 503 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,847 Please note that the number of escape pods 504 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:43,767 is lower than the number of convention attendees. 505 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:47,062 Thank you for attending this year's MalCon. 506 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,897 Brought to you by LexCorp. 507 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,360 Fear not, evil business leaders. 508 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,820 I'll save you. Oh, corn nuts. 509 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:59,282 Luthor's lined this place with trace amounts of Kryptonite. 510 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,658 That explains a lot, actually. 511 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,577 -[wolf growling] -[Steppenwolf] Want a ride? 512 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,330 I have to stop on Earth to pick up my lover, Scruffy. 513 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,082 Scruffy Adelstein, 514 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:10,460 my Moroccan, fashion model boyfriend, and notorious good boy. 515 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,836 You know what? I got a date with a blonde 516 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,088 in a chastity belt, 517 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:16,841 but I could stop by Casablanca first. 518 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,176 [portal trilling] 519 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,552 Effortlessly draining that bottle, sir. 520 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,137 [Jon 2] Three cheers for our chaotic king! 521 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,682 Nice. And they say women are too emotional. [scoffs] 522 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,684 -[bottle shatters] -[Lex grunts] Shit! 523 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,687 [Harley grunting] 524 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,981 Damn you and your drug-enhanced ability to take hits. 525 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,983 Ha! Eat chastity belt! 526 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:37,696 Saved by my everlasting devotion to my lunar lover! 527 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,989 -[Amelie grunts] -[Harley groans] 528 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,992 [grunts] Hey, how about I give you a free night? Eh? 529 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,411 Or a partial refund! 530 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,621 -[belt lashes] -[Amelie yells and groans] 531 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,959 [heroic music playing] 532 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,752 Get ready to check out, pal. 533 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,964 What? But the binder says checkout is noon. 534 00:20:56,965 --> 00:21:00,510 [all grunting] 535 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,348 [Jonas groans] 536 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,684 Aw, look at us. 537 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,228 We're the Bat-Bat family now. 538 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:13,565 Oh, God, I just love bonding. 539 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,567 [Jonas groans] 540 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,027 [gasps] Oh, hey. Guess what? 541 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,404 I was able to sell enough of Ivy's squirrel covers 542 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,448 that we can get new security cameras, right? 543 00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:22,866 So no one can steal from us, 544 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,743 or cut the butts out of our towels ever again. 545 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,828 Although, it's a good look for you, 546 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,914 like twin, honey ham, glory holes. 547 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,124 Mmm. 548 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:32,584 [intense music playing] 549 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,087 [engine turning over] 550 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,050 [groundskeeper grunting] 551 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:47,682 [Joker cackling] 552 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,480 [crickets chirping] 553 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,231 [keyboard clacking] 554 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,275 [Damian] Ah! These paper cuts. 555 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,277 My dumb, bandage-fingers don't work. 556 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:00,945 -I'm going to bed. -Same. 557 00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:05,033 I have a headache from Jonas's gas station body spray, 558 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,451 [door creaking] 559 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:20,548 [theme music playing] 39657