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Narrator: Previously
on For the Love of Dilfs.

Narrator: Charles and Prince
kept their courtship going,

Narrator: but is this blossoming
into a royal romance

Narrator:
or a waste of their time?

Narrator: Bobby
and Nathan confessed

Narrator:
their feelings for each other

Narrator: to the producers,

Narrator: not to each other.

If it was a 1 to 10 scale,

I meant like in a strong,
a strong thick 8.

In a scale 1 to 10, I'm at like

About an 8 right now
and I'm a little scared.

Narrator: A shocking
compatibility test

Narrator: sent daddy Tony
and Tokeyo home

Narrator:
in a surprise elimination.

It's really unfortunate
that I couldn't stay here longer

and grow with Tony, but...

This is the rules of the game.

This is how it goes
down in Dilf mansion.

Narrator: Gordon and Mateo
won for the third time

Narrator: but their streak
came with the burden

Narrator: of having
to send one couple home.

Narrator: Bobby pleaded
his case to Gordon

Narrator: while
Mateo told Tony Cannoli

Narrator: some plain truths.

I really like him a lot.

Meeting Jeffrey's
been really cool.

I feel like where you're
telling me right now

I've heard it before.

How can you like someone so much

just by jumping and
jumping and jumping

from a man to another man.

Narrator: In the end,

Narrator: Tony Cannoli
and Jeffrey were sent home

Narrator: leaving us
with only four couples left.

Narrator: Today we'll
reveal our top 3,

Narrator: one of which
will win the title

Narrator: of couple
most likely to succeed

Narrator:
and a $10,000 investment

Narrator:
into their relationship.

♪ music ♪

Narrator: After last week's
shocking double elimination

Narrator: some of
the group outside

Narrator: is lifting heavy
weights and heavy feelings.

Yesterday was so very
stressful for me

and when we had our talk
I didn't want to come across

like I was disrespecting
you at all and

I didn't want you to think,

that I wasn't being
sincere in what I said.

Last week was
for fucking psychotic.

So I'm gonna let Gordon
know how grateful I am

that he kept me and
Nathan in the competition.

I really really appreciate
both you guys actually like

saving me because
I truly want to be here

and I think that people can see

that I actually have a good
connection with Nathan,

the same way that you guys
have a connection too

and I mean I said that
I wanted to go to the end

with someone else who
is doing it the right way.

So I'm very very grateful

and I will give you
free haircuts forever.

I need that, yeah, for my hair.

I did that, I did that.

Coming into this game,

I understood that it wasn't
only just about finding love.

I feel like that's 90% of it.

There is a 10% that is strategy.

You get further because
the game within the game

is that you need an alliance
to help you out

because you never
know what's coming next.

Yeah, just, we're putting
ourselves out of here today now,

so just don't fuck us over.

Right, right.

Strategy wise, I don't
know if it's a smart or not

now that we're getting into

the final stages
of the competition.

I guess we'll see.

Kidding obviously.

I guess I was kind
of surprised as well

about some of
the decision making

because you know Joshua
and I haven't quite found

the romantic
connection just yet.

You guys are new.

So I was like why don't you,

why don't we give
them a chance to...

Sure.

- to try to connect.
- Thanks for that.

People should get
an opportunity.

Not just because they were
late on this show

they should be kicked out.

I just wanted
them to have a chance.

But you guys like
spending time together

as much as like
the other couples like

they're always together,

I'm always with Nathan.

Have you guys
have had time to like

hang out and talk
or just like chill or whatever?

We have a little bit.

I don't think as
much as you guys.

You know today I think
I'm going to find Prince

and see where his heart's lying

and then how he feels about this

and see how we're
going to move forward

whether it's a friendship
or as a couple, you know.

I know Joshua
and I have similarities.

Like time and time
again when we have proper

deep conversations
between ourselves,

we find that common
ground over and over again.

And I, you know,
I was worried about

if this was gonna be
able to be something

that was more than platonic.

Alright, well, we've
done three pushups each,

so I think we can
Hit the showers now.

- Yeah?
- I think so.

Cool.

Narrator: Since no matter
how much I beg,

Narrator: the producers
said we were not allowed

Narrator: to follow
them into the shower.

Narrator: Let's check in
with Leryia and Matt.

Narrator: Fingers crossed
they're making out.

Yesterday's elimination
was pretty wild.

Narrator:
Oh they're just talking.

Narrator: Um, that'll
be fine, I guess.

But how we feel now that
you're in the house?

It's been like
a bunch of days now.

Yeah man.

It's been an experience.

So I know there's
a sexual attraction,

but there's like this caring and
loving aspect to it that I feel.

Having somebody who's older,

I just feel like you
can learn so much more

and I like to have somebody
that I could look up to

and like have
my back at all times

and tell me when things are like

wrong or okay.

It's just good to have someone
who's been through more.

So last night was intense.

Yeah, it was.

Shocking, so how you feel
about last night elimination?

I always, I felt like we
were on the chopping block,

but I did feel Tony was,
I think it was kind of like

"Guys, I'm like so
in love with him."

So Jeff dodged that bullet man,

he got it

It was meant to happen.

Yeah, it was meant to happen.

Yeah, we had to give
him the chop, right?

Well with the compatibility
like points,

we came top 3.

Yeah, third place.

- Third place.
- Yeah.

Wait they say first
is the worst,

second is the best,

third is the one
with the golden chest.

It's like me and Matt
came in like a threat,

like you know, I came in,

I knew who I wanted,
I wanted him.

We made it happen.

I feel like we know we're
the hottest couple on the show.

You know, I kind of feel like

it is us against them.

I feel like, you know,
they kind of had like a

Little alliance going on.

No I want to win this.

So it's kind of like

it really is us against them.

So we've got to get
That like I'm feeling you.

We're basically a threat.

So I know that, you know,

sooner or later they gonna
tell us to get us out of here.

We're already got
the connection.

So we just got...

I don't want to lose,
I want to win this with you.

I want this with you and
I want to see this through.

You know me and Leryia are like

we're that compatible
that I really think

we can win this thing like
take it all the way.

It's crunch time baby.

- Yeah.
- You're ready?

- Let's do it.
- Let's do this.

Narrator: Finally.

♪ music ♪

You ready baby?

I'm ready, you're ready?

- Let's do this.
- Let's go.

♪ music ♪

[cheering]

- Good morning gentlemen.
- Good morning Stormy.

I dunno about you guys,

but I like to keep a man around
the house for one thing.

To do the fucking dishes.

Love isn't always
fun and games though,

sometimes it's a real chore.

That's why today
our challenge is

to see if you guys
can work together.

I live with my sister.

So we're always doing chores.

So if that's what she
has planned for us

then I'm just going
to get my ass to cleaning.

Each one of you will
have a separate area

and a limited
time to clean it up.

It has to do with like
chores or cleaning

and I hate all those things,

but I'm like, uh,
It can't be that bad.

The twist...

you'll be tied together.

Today, I'm the judge.

[cheering]

And she's judging
not just cleanliness

but how well
couples work together.

Dismissed.

Thank you Stormy.

♪ music ♪

Narrator: We wanted to see
how the couples would deal

Narrator: with a stressful
situation as a team.

Narrator: So everyday
chores wouldn't do.

Narrator: That's why we
absolutely destroyed the house.

Narrator: First up we have
Bobby and Nathan in the kitchen.

Are you ready, boys?

Fuck yeah, let's do this.

I guess.

So we get assigned the kitchen
and we have to clean it

and I'm going to tell you

a couple of things
about the kitchen.

There was lasagna on the wall.

The bolognese that Tokeyo
was twerking in is smashed

all over the counter.

There are grapes that
have been stepped on,

there is no wine.

There's glasses.

You name it, it's there.

You've got 10 minutes.

- Okay.
- Ready?

Set.

Clean.

Then, wait a minute.

They tethered
the two of us together

with this bungee
cord back to back.

The smell is like if spaghetti
and a hot dog had sex

but then died...

That was, that's the smell.

And that was the better
part of the smell

before it really
seeped into everything.

Just keep pushing
over and walk with me.

You are so gnarly
for not using gloves.

Well, we can't both use gloves.

Oh that's bad.

Did you get the condom
or you want

- to leave it there for later
- Oh yeah, we gotta use

the rubber.

Don't forget the rubber guys.

Is that used?

Sorry.

Oww, look at that.

Oh the smell is so bad.

Stormy was even like

birkk, like it was
the most disgusting

smell and texture.

Oh, it's so bad.

No.

There's egg on the floor.

At home I'm clean.

I certainly don't have
lasagna on the walls.

- You just say what to do.
- Got it.

It's like uhg.

That was like,

that's our fucking challenge.

Let's kill it bitch.

I think this is just their way
of making us clean the house

before we're done
with the competition.

You missed a spot.

Oh, thanks so much.

Oh my god turn around.

Please stop cleaning
that one spot.

We cleaned three times.

Oh my god, I stepped in pizza.

Oh god.

I have high standards
when it comes to cleaning.

5

4

3

2

1

Stop.

Y'all watching this shit,
y'all think this is fake,

there was like fucking
crusty ass lasagna

up under my nails.

That's disgusting.

I never wanna do that again.

Oh I'm sure you put
worse in your hand.

You're not wrong.

I know I have.

If you saw what that looks like

I think we did a damn good job.

I've worked in the restaurant
industry forever

and I was like I got this.

I've cleaned up nasty kitchens.

Never have I ever.

Alright guys,
go wash your hands.

Oh my hands and I need
a whole hazmat team.

This is fucking disgusting.

Narrator: As you can see,

Narrator: Stormy
is already judging

Narrator: every detail of
their performance.

Alright guys ten
minutes on the clock.

And ready, set.

clean.

Narrator: Next up we have
Gordon and Mateo

Narrator: cleaning up
the living room.

♪ music ♪

- Alright.
- Yeah, let's go.

It will help, let's do
the table first.

Someone spilled their
cream on the table.

We see that.
We see that.

Somebody wasn't happy.

Oh honey, I...

Get the corner

I just want to appreciate.

You gotta get cleaned
before you get dirty you two.

I'm always down
to clean with him.

Right?

It's fun.

I've never seen someone

- use a broom on.
- The spray bottle doesn't work.

So at home what is
your least favorite job?

Chores.

That's why I'm doing everything.

You know, it's not
that I don't clean all

it's, I just don't
clean very often, yeah.

So how does that make
you feel Mateo?

As long as he provides
with the finances,

I don't really care.

I don't mind cleaning.

I wouldn't clean, I will hire
somebody else to clean.

Why not? I mean...

Just stack it up on here.

This is how our room is going
to look if you break my heart.

So at home do you
prefer hard pillow

or soft pillow?

- I'm a soft pillow guy I think.
- What about you?

I think I prefer soft pillows.

Feel like when people
give flowers like as a gift

like anniversary or something...

I don't think anyone's
ever given me flowers actually.

Yeah, no one has ever given
me flowers that I can remember.

So if you have, I'm sorry.

It just wasn't that memorable.

I'll give you one.

You're going to
give me one flower?

Just one though.

No for real, just take a seat.

Think we're done?

Like five seconds and...

Cleaning is so
exhausting like...

He can clean too,
I mean come on.

5

4

3

2

1

So all I can say
about that is, um,

if we ever live together
we're getting a house cleaner.

it looks good, no?

I think it looks pretty fresh.

I don't think we did a good job
on the cleaning side

but I think we had
a really good time.

Narrator: You're right Mateo.

Narrator: In fact,
you did a terrible job

♪ music ♪

Narrator: You're going
to need that speedo Stormy

Narrator: because we're
going out into the pool

Narrator: with Matt and Leryia.

Wow.

It's quite a mess.

You guys are ready?

Yeah.

♪ music ♪

Well before we get started,
can you help me with this?

Yes, sure.

Thank you, boys.

Thank you.

Alright, shall we?

Ready

Set

Go

Okay so I cleaned
the pool after a party

and I know I got
this in the bag.

We should do good.

I feel like, you know, me and
Matt are both tall and strong.

I like this view.

♪ music ♪

What's your least
favorite chore at home.

Dishes.

Yeah, I'll say dishes.

Cleaning up grits, beans

I don't mind,
I don't mind laundry.

How often do you clean
your house at home?

Like deep clean?
Three times a week.

I'm impressed.

So yeah, I'm a neat freak
and my floor are tile.

So I have to sweep everyday.

Um, I may use my bathroom
everyday, use my sink everyday.

So I clean, you know,
everyday after I use it.

♪ music ♪

The ground time.

♪ music ♪

I'm out there burning my feet.

I have blisters
on these bitches.

Let's go

Together, boys, work together.

Oh yeah, we definitely had fun.

We're moving fast.

I'm out there burning my feet.

We got the job done.

♪ music ♪

5

4

3

2

1

So it's always good
to finish together.

I just know that me and
Matt got it in the bag.

like we cleaned that
pool spotless

like it was nothing left.

♪ music ♪

Alright guys last but not least.

You ready?

- Yeah.
- We're already Stormy.

Narrator: Our final couple,
Prince Joshua and Charles,

Narrator: are going
to clean up the lounge.

Narrator: Will being
connected by the hip

Narrator: bring these two
closer together

Narrator: or will one of them
end up in the dustbin?

♪ music ♪

You'll have 10 minutes
to clean this mess up.

I want all balls
accounted for by the way.

Ready?

Set.

- Clean.
- Okay.

Get the queues.

Joshua and I ended up getting
the sneaker section of the house

and were sort
of trying to figure out

how best to do this.

- Okay.
- Let's get these guys.

So when it comes to sticks

do you prefer a long
one or a thick one?

Well, you first...

Porque no los dos?

Why can't we have both?

OK, I always go at my own
pace in everything I do

and the fact that I'm tied
to someone I'm like okay,

we need to really make
this work together

so that we can clean this room.

What's your least
favorite chore.

The bathroom.

Narrator: Tell me about it.

Narrator: The himbos
have been sharing

Narrator:
one bathroom this whole season.

Narrator: There goes
Our security deposit.

Do you consider yourself
messy or clean at home?

Um, I cleaned once a week deeply

and then like throughout
the day just randomly.

So I'm a pretty clean guy.

I definitely like to make a mess

and I'm quite happy
to tidy it up afterwards.

Sometimes you gotta
make a lot of mess

to create something that's great

and, you know,
in the end of the day

everything gets tidied up

but at times the house looks
like, you know, complete chaos.

So snacks in bed yes or no?

I mean, is he a snack?

Aside from the living snacks?

Um, snacking in bed, yes,

as long as you
don't get crumbs in it.

Do you like it sweet or salty?

Your snacks, I mean?

I like to eat something
sweet and then salty.

5

Christ, okay.

4

In there.

3

2

1

You're finished.

Yeah there is
a little bit leftover,

but compared to the other
boys I was like okay

our rooms actually pretty clean.

Narrator: Now it's time
for stormy to do her chore.

It's very crunchy.

Narrator: Deciding which couples

Narrator: should win
this week's private day.

But the balls have
been wrangled well.

Narrator: It is a dirty job

Narrator: but someone's
gotta do it.

Decisions, decisions.

[cheering]

Well, probably not
the bondage session

you guys were expecting today.

But now that you've
cleaned house,

It's almost time
for us to clean house.

Whoo.

It was really hard
to make my decision.

Actually a part of me that

didn't want to
win this challenge.

I'll be honest,

we've had a lot of dates.

We've got a target
on our heads already.

The real real winners
here are going to be

Bobby and Nathan.

Narrator: Leryia may not say
much but his face sure does.

So we didn't win.

I kind of felt the way.

Well let me put this out there,
we won that challenge.

I dunno what they
base it off of.

I was pissed.

Lasagna smell is
still in my nose.

I wanted to just
remind everybody

that this was the hardest room.

I did clean it the best

and this wasn't based on
like a competition

of quickly doing without
speaking to each other.

Nate and I communicated.

We worked together and we
got it done tough fucking shit.

And the fact that you
guys kept it together

We'll smell like dead
pussy for like a week.

Producer: Stormy.

I just realized that's
gonna be on tv.

I got nothing.

I got nothing.

That never happens.

Producer: Stormy.

I am never speechless.

And your prize this afternoon,

you guys will have
access to a massage bar.

Fuck yeah, dude.

I might pop in for
a little happy ending.

- Let's go.
- Please do.

Thank you Stormy.

After weeks and
weeks of nothing,

we finally win a challenge.

And it's because I fucking
cleaned lasagna off of a wall.

I would like to have
a private word with you two,

Charles and Joshua.

- Sure thing.
- Okay.

Narrator: Stormy wants
to spend some time

Narrator: with
Charles and Prince

Narrator: to see how their
relationship is progressing.

Narrator: even though
they're connecting mentally

Narrator: they haven't been
as physically intimate

Narrator: as the other couples.

Well, you guys are
considered our baby couple.

You've been on this show
the least amount of time.

Does that feel like it's puts
more pressure

on the relationship

or you just take your own
pace no matter what?

Alright, I think
there's definitely

a little bit of pressure,

I mean the cliffhanger moment,

it's coming whether
we like it or not.

So we really need to decide
how we feel about this

and what we want to do

with the rest of our time
here at Dilf mansion.

I feel like we're connecting
on a different level

than some of the other couples

which might be
more based on lust.

I want a genuine
connection with someone

not someone who's
just going to lust after me

because I get enough of that.

Are you feeling any lust?

How does it feel when you
see the other couples being

more intimate, more physical,
more affectionate?

I mean I'm a pretty
horny guy, Stormy.

I won't lie there.

I'm a horny guy too.

I'm happy to be the older
guy in this situation

and listen to how he feels

and the pace that he wants

I really appreciate that.

Yeah, I think it's important

- you know?
- Thank you.

Give me your other hand.

Everyone has their own
journey with dating

and finding the right guy.

I'm not looking for someone

who's only looking
for something physical.

I really want a deep
connection with someone

where we can support each other

where we will push each other
to chase each other's dreams.

Can you tell me what is your
favorite thing about Joshua?

His drive and
determination is...

It never ends.

So it's not just
the pretty face?

No, not all.

I mean I think he's
gorgeous, but I think,

- you know, he's...
- oh if he was straight,

his face will make
a perfect seat for me.

I can imagine that.

I wish you guys the best
whatever you decide

whichever way it shakes out.

- Thanks Stormy.
- Yeah.

I'm gonna give you guys
some private time.

- See you later.
- Mmm hmm.

Come here, let's...

- We gotta figure this out.
- It's hard.

How do you think we should
progress after this?

I mean after what Stormy said

obviously we're on
a bit of a timer today.

I've only ever had
two major boyfriends.

Okay.

One was about 8-9 years ago

and one was longer than that.

So I've been single
for quite some time.

I have, you know,
some trust issues

and because of that I've kind
of kept people at a distance.

Those relationships have
impacted me negatively

in terms of how
I feel about other men

and how I engage with other men.

I understand having trust issues

and I think that's why
I've built up all these walls

because I've been single
for like six years now.

He was telling me
he's 25 and he hasn't

been in a relationship
for six years.

That's a lot.

So I understand his hesitancy.

I've been there myself.

I went through that
period in my twenties.

Really just waiting
for someone who I can trust.

I never feel as though
they are trustworthy because

I always find out that

I'm not the only one
that they're seeing.

So you have the defenses
up all the time.

Definitely.

We haven't gotten to the case.

After day's conversation

I understand why, and he's
in a vulnerable position.

You're genuine.

I know that, like
you're not a liar.

You're not someone
who is going to like

cheat or you know
break my heart so it's like

even though we are on a really
short time crunch right now,

I'm like happy
that we're connecting.

I'm with you on
that one, I have to say.

I've learned that I am
deserving of someone

who genuinely loves me

and I'm willing to take the time
to figure that out with anyone

who I feel deserves it.

Cool.

Give me a hug.

Narrator: Everyone's
love story is different.

Narrator: maybe these two are
building the real thing.

Narrator: Later Nathan and Bobby

Narrator: got access to
a private massage bar.

Narrator: These two have been
together since day one

Narrator: but can they push
their relationship even deeper.

Isn't this a nice setup
they got for us?

I know, I'm so happy.

We have all these
oils over here.

Let's see which one
we like the most.

So we win the challenge

and Nathan and I get
a private massage

and I'm thrilled,
I'm like oh yeah

we're going to sit down
and get to relax

I feel like we definitely
needed a win.

I mean all these weeks
of not winning anything.

And then we had to
clean lasagna off the wall.

That's what did it for us.

Just a really good way
to connect with each other.

Thanks for taking charge there.

Honestly,

I don't know if I could have
done it without you.

Yeah, no problem.

This feels so good, oh my god.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

We didn't get a boat
ride but I think this is better.

- Yeah, fuck yeah.
- For real.

So what are you thinking
about tonight?

What do you think is
gonna end up happening?

Do you mind if we have a chat?

Yeah.

Can I sit next to you
up here so that...

I don't have to sit
in this chair?

Of course.

I was really scared about
how Bobby would react.

I know I seem rather
withdrawn and it's

one of my defense
mechanisms to just leave

and, you know, instead
of addressing the situation

Or my how I'm feeling.

Um, I really,

I'm glad we got to talk
or have this moment

because I've been wanting
to tell you something

and I dunno how you're
going to take it.

Whenever someone says I need
to talk to you about something

it's instantly for me
that like, oh shit.

Initial reaction is to leave

because I've only ever been left

and...

I get it.

Shit, he's gonna tell
me he's not feeling this,

or he's not into me

or this is too much or...

I dunno and
I'm just thinking like

fuck, like this could be it.

I'm so glad I got
this opportunity

to meet you and...

you're someone really
important to me.

Hence

I'm fallen really hard.
That's scary as fuck.

Uh huh.

He finally gets the words out

and I felt like it's taking
him forever to say

and the look on
his face is so cute.

Even when he's
trying not to smile

he has like this little
smile on his face.

You know it's cute though
to see say that.

and

I think I love you.

Yeah?

And...

It's really hard
to say to anyone.

I haven't been telling
my family I love them.

So you're becoming
someone really important to me.

I'm scared that
you're gonna leave.

It means a lot that
you said that because

I'm like falling for you too

and I feel like I'm also
falling in love with you.

And you to like open
up to me it's huge.

Yes, I know I would...

I know that this journey
is just the beginning

of something fucking
amazing and...

if you fucking leave me...

Mm mmm.

I'm just going to be devastated.

That's not happening.

Please don't make me feel dumb.

I would never make
you feel dumb.

Never.

- I trust you.
- I trust you.

Motherfucker.

- I love you.
- I love you.

Narrator: I need to dry my eyes.

Narrator: I'm not crying.

Narrator: I just left
my poppers open, I swear.

Narrator: Tonight all
of the couples

Narrator: are going to be
treated to a live performance

Narrator: by a drag superstar.

Alright guys, it's been
a very stressful day.

So tonight to alleviate
a little bit of stress,

blow off some steam,

we have a very
special performance

from the very
beautiful Nicky Monet.

[cheering]

Narrator: But first,

Narrator: Stormy's asked her
To put them through the wringer.

Let me have this bitch.

- Oh no.
- Thank you!

You're such a Christian.

Oh there you go.
There's a surprise for you.

Miss Nicky fucking Monet,
the legend herself.

So boys before
I perform for you,

I need y'all to perform for me.

So let's go around the room.

I want to know what you think

your worst quality
in a relationship is.

Girl, I don't want
to expose that.

Leryia, what is your worst
quality in a relationship?

So Nicky comes
right up over to us

and start asking us
questions straightaway.

oh my god, Nicky, where's
quality, right just like that?

I would say I'm possessive.
I can be possessive.

I feel like there's a good
possessive and a bad possessive.

I think mine is
more like, you know,

it's overprotective.

Um, I love hard.

I'm just who I am,
like I just, you know...

I love my partner.

I can be lazy than
a lot of different

- aspects of love sometimes.
- Well, y'all belong

together then, okay great.

I can be lazy
in all aspects of life.

I could be lazy and putting
in effort in bed sometimes.

Um, I'm just like, legs up,

like you just kind of
do all the work.

How about you, my love?

I can be a bit blinkered

and not see other people's
point of view all the time.

And you?

Needing lots of reassurance
is probably mine.

Alright, go home.

Yeah. No just kidding.

I'm a little needy
bitch sometimes,

but, you know, you gotta
always remember that

there's another
person that, you know,

needs reassurance as well.

How bout you my love?
probably being very jealous.

That is the worst
quality in a relationship.

I know, I know.

How about you, my love?

Running away.

I usually just always run,
always running.

Like pack your shit and run?

Yeah bitch,
Three different states.

- What's your name?
- Two different states.

- Nathan.
- Nice to not meet you.

Cheers to that.

It's all in the act
of self preservation,

but I definitely think that I've
fucked myself over many times.

I don't trust a lot of people.

So the fact that
Bobby peeled that back,

he makes me feel like
I don't have to run away

and I could just stay.

How about you, my love?

I'm really bad at texting.

Communication, I will say.

I'm a very distracted person,

So if somebody texts
me and I'm on the phone,

I'll reply if I see it.

You know, I think
I have a tendency.

I think I do put up
walls to protect myself

just from trust issues
and stuff like that.

These walls that I put up
really are just a form of

um, protecting myself.

What's really cool is that,

you know, Mateo is
starting to take those down.

The thing I learned
that helps me is champagne.

So cheers everyone.

And I hope to relieve
some of your stressful,

terrible qualities
in your relationship

by stripping for you tonight.

Nicky Monet,
ladies and gentlemen.

[cheering]

Narrator: Now it's time for
Nicky to do what she does best,

Narrator: get naked.

[cheering]

I'm just so happy
that Nicky is there.

It really lighten the mood

and I'm just realizing
I'm having such a great time

and I'm just so happy
to be here with everybody.

♪ music ♪

We've been through
so much in this house.

So tonight when Nicky came along

and just put on a little
bit of entertainment

it was a great way to just
kind of lighten the mood.

[cheering]

Boots, cunt, all that good shit.

I just learned
those words this week

and honestly slay the house
down boots or whatever.

Fuck, yeah, baby like...

♪ music ♪

How awesome was that?

[cheering]

Nicky Monet.

Alright so the happiness
is short lived

because now I need everyone
to head down to the atrium

cause you are going
to vote as a couple

to vote off another couple.

I'm fucking nervous.

I don't trust none of
these bitches.

We are the newbies.

I was pretty fifty fifty whether
we were going to stay.

(Screaming)
Guys, now go.

Oh fuck.

Narrator: I wonder if hearing
everyone's worst qualities

Narrator: gave the couple
something to chew on

Narrator: before tonight's vote.

♪ music ♪

Bye girls.

♪ music ♪

- Are you sure?
- Yup.

I was very conflicted
about this one.

I actually wasn't
gonna choose them.

But you know, final decision.

That's what it was.

♪ music ♪

We just haven't seen
much of a connection lately.

I think that's all
that matters, so.

♪ music ♪

Hi!

Hi Stormy.

It's the final elimination,
I am stressed out.

before we find out who
our top three couples are

and we find out
who is going home,

I want to know
starting with Nathan.

What has this experience
meant to you?

Um, opening up to other people

and learning to trust other
people and trust myself

and how I feel.

I think that's something that
I've definitely been learning

throughout this journey.

I never thought that
I would do something like this.

So be able to open up

like I would with
somebody who I just met,

it shows that if you
just put in like hard work

and you believe in
yourself like,

you know, good things
can happen.

How about you?

I'm just so happy to be here.

It's really cool to see
all these different people

and their different dynamics,

open up as well as, you know,

letting myself
be vulnerable to that.

Charles.

My time of the Dilf
mansion has been

about community and compassion
and growth and joy

all wrapped up
with a giant big love.

I think for me is, you
know, taking risks.

Um, it definitely was
a risk coming to a house,

being around new people

and I think the main thing for
me is the prize which is Matt.

And I'm happy either way.

Matt, what do you say?

Just to follow that,

I think this experience
has been amazing.

I think we all came
here with the goal

to either win it all

or find love or just put
yourself out there

and I think everybody here
is here for all three things

and whether you win or lose,

you're in the top four baby, so.

this is dope, so thank you guys.

Gordon how about you,
what does this mean to you?

Coming into this house,
I was scared as hell.

Um, but I think that's
part of the journey.

Um, I think when you're
scared to do something,

you probably should do it
because that's how you grow,

not just for myself,

but finding someone else
to share that growth with

and grow together.

I think that's
what it's all about.

And last but not
least, of course.

this is one of the best
experiences of my life.

I want to thank everyone,
production, you guys.

I feel like I haven't
felt anything

fake about any of you guys

and I want to thank you all
for being real and being you.

When I came here
I was actually very scared

because obviously my English
isn't the best one here.

I didn't know if I was
going to have trouble

connecting with other people.

And just being
here is just great.

I have no words.

I don't want to get emotional.

Alright, these are our top four.

Give yourselves
a round of applause.

Shall we see what's
in my box tonight?

Yes.

Alright.

I don't trust nobody.

I don't trust my family.

So I'm like really
fucking nervous.

It can go anywhere.

People can tell me one thing

and actually do another,
like what the fuck.

Matt and Leryia.

So whatever happens tonight,

I'm good with it like winner.

I'm in the top four

and the biggest thing was I mean
we came to find a connection.

I mean I met Matt.

um, that's my baby and you know

whatever happens happens.

I mean I already won the prize.

Josh and Charles.

Oh my gosh.

So the finale is coming up

and this is the final
elimination.

so this is do or die.

This is the moment.

I...

I have to stay here.

Matt and Leryia.

And this is the final vote.

It's down to a one more vote.

Fuck me sideways.

Oh my god.

If she pulls out my name,

that means it's going
to be a tiebreaker

and I have no idea
what that means.

Matt and Leryia.

Your journey here Dilf mansion
has come to an end.

Fuck.

do you have anything
you'd like to say?

No, that was, like I said before

we're in the top four,
nothing to be mad about.

My prize is right here, so.

- That's all that matters.
- Yeah.

Like I said, it's all good.

It's all good.

And it's all about the journey

whether it's continuing
on the show, off the show.

I'm just excited
that, to be part of this

and I think I found somebody.

What's next for me and Leryia

is I'm definitely
gonna go to New York

and we're gonna see
where this goes.

We vibe.

That's what it's all about.

[cheering]

To our remaining couples,

how do you guys feel?

Relief.

Yeah, yeah.

It's a little bit of relief

but it's always
sad to see people go.

I actually don't know
if it's really sunk in yet

just because
it's all such a blur.

Yeah it's been a tough
past couple of days.

You don't want to see anybody go

especially having to
vote each other out and...

Either way everything
just changed all the time

with the way
people are eliminated,

it just...

It's a relief to be in the top 3

but it also sucks
to see people go.

I don't want to scream

because someone just
also got eliminated

but I want to scream.

Next week all of
our eliminate singles

will be returning
to Dilf mansion

to find out which couple wins
it all for our big finale show.

I'm so excited
to see what's to come.

I know that, you know,
we're all here

for the same reason.

So I'm excited to see
what else could flourish.

♪ music ♪

So yeah, I mean the whole
experience has just been amazing

like I'm still overwhelmed.

Like I said, I'm an introvert,

like I'm just like to myself

so just for me to like step out

and just do my thing,
like I'm just grateful

um, for the producers,
the staff.

Everybody was amazing, um...

And I'm just, I'm excited.
I'll definitely do it again.

I'm definitely go to New York

and I just can't wait to kick it
with Leryia outside of here

cause it's a lot of
sexual tension

even though we released
a little bit in here.

Narrator: Next time on
For the Love of Dilfs.

[cheering]

Well, if nothing else, this show
has been great for my ego.

Before we get right on to it
and find who our winners are

shall we interrogate?

Yes!

Read them to filth, Stormy.