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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:36,804 - If they're not black and blue, they're not gettin' through. 2 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:43,668 - Time to send in the clown. 3 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,545 - Let's clear a path. 4 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:12,947 - Line me up. 5 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,831 - Fuck, that was cool! 6 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:24,751 - These cops can't drive for shit! Ha! 7 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,840 - Uh, they're still alive! - I noticed! The gun is jammed. 8 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,300 - Take the wheel! 9 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,389 Watch your left. Swerve! 10 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,200 - Stop backseat driving and fix that fucking thing. 11 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,433 - I am! 12 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,313 Fixed! 13 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:51,319 Jell-O, Lawman! 14 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:52,713 - Why do you always say "Jell-O" like that? 15 00:01:52,737 --> 00:01:54,507 - It means "good-bye." - What? No, it doesn't. 16 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:57,200 It's a dessert, you moron. - No, it's insider slang. 17 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,494 A dude said it after dinner before he... 18 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:02,706 Oh, God damn it! 19 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,499 - Behind! - Behind! 20 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:16,428 - Aw, I always knew you two would work things out, 21 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,430 and I love what you've done with the car. 22 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,723 - Hey, thanks, man. 23 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:22,308 Love what you've done with your, uh, fire hair. 24 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,185 - Looks really good. 25 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,062 - Aw, I'm just trying something new. 26 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,772 - Hey, I heard you got a beef with Stone. 27 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:32,110 - Beef? I got a whole butcher shop. 28 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,947 Stone is mine. Ta! 29 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,491 - Bye! 30 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:41,870 - Screw you, man! - Holy shit! 31 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:44,039 It's... I wanna say, uh, Blue? 32 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,291 - No, it begins with "S." It's on the tip of my tongue. 33 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:49,669 - Stu! Stu! - Stu! 34 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:52,130 - Haha, that's my guy! - Oh, my God. Oh, shit! 35 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:14,361 - Duck, duck, goose! 36 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:16,988 - Oh! 37 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,656 - You're welcome! 38 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,408 - Fuck! 39 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,952 - Come on, baby, come on, baby. 40 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,263 Follow me, follow me... 41 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,705 Oh, no, too close. 42 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,551 Here's your kiss from mama, baby! 43 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:39,928 - No! 44 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,434 - Oh, shit! 45 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,687 - Now's your chance to skedaddle. 46 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,355 - We can't leave you to fight this. 47 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,731 - The fuck you can't. 48 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:53,942 I'm tired of y'all. You're bogarting my kills. 49 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,487 - Juggernaut to Twister, we're flying in. 50 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,489 - Amber, you keep laying down that fire. 51 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,700 These chickens are flying the coop. 52 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,344 - Thanks a lot. This next round's on us. 53 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:06,454 - Shit. Would someone kill this fucking truck? 54 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,248 - You got it, sir! 55 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:09,958 - Amber! 56 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,146 - Where do you think you're going, Stone? 57 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:15,630 You can't hide from me. 58 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:19,300 Ice cream? No, you scream. 59 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,437 - No! No! Amber! 60 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:41,614 - Why'd you do that? They were on our side! 61 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:45,243 - There are no sides, Stubert! 62 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,454 Everybody burns! 63 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:50,040 - Fuck this shit. 64 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,666 - Gotcha! 65 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:57,339 - Okay, Stubie, 66 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,216 now's your chance to show me your fangs. 67 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:03,511 Pull the trigger, and put your doggy down. 68 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,308 - Do it! 69 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,143 - Come on, do it! - Do it! 70 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,145 - Come on. 71 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,814 Come on, Stewie. You can do this. 72 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,281 - Holy shit! - Mike, let's go! 73 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,330 - You saved my ass! 74 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,415 - I-I think I skinned my wang. 75 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,668 - Oh, don't talk about your wang, man. 76 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,211 - I don't want to look at it, man. 77 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:40,757 - Stubert! 78 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:44,678 - You'll abide by the law, clown. 79 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,013 - Harold, take the wheel. 80 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:52,811 - Get off my car! 81 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:57,774 - You! Took! Everything! From! Me! 82 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,567 - What the fuck? 83 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:02,779 Hey! You're dripping eye blood on the hoo... 84 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:03,446 Oh, fuck it. 85 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,419 - Oh, shit! 86 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,546 Did I... Did I kill him? 87 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:20,481 - I don't know. You want to turn around 88 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:21,589 and check for a pulse? 89 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:23,717 Let's get the hell outta here! Let's go! 90 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:24,884 Get outta here! Let's go! 91 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,937 - Holy shit, I think we're gonna make it. 92 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:44,195 - God, I'm so tired of running from Officer Dick Cheese. 93 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:47,198 Hang on. - Thanks for the warning. 94 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,784 Whoa! 95 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:55,832 - Oh, okay, we can play chicken. 96 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:00,670 Come on, fuckers! 97 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,215 - Now! - Now! 98 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,451 - John? 99 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,620 John! John! 100 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:34,829 - Get outta there! 101 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,959 Well, oh, well. 102 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,671 It's just you and me again. 103 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,673 You know, when I was walking a beat in Topeka, 104 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,342 I used to see pieces of trash just like you. 105 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:51,971 They'd mock me, call me names, spit on me, 106 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:56,351 just because I was tryin' to keep the streets safe. 107 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,770 When the power grid blew, 108 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,898 all of those same fuckheads came to my door 109 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,483 wanting to be protected, 110 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:06,069 wanting to be safe, 111 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,551 but you know what they really wanted? 112 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:14,327 They just wanted to be kept in line. 113 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:23,378 - What's so fuckin' funny? 114 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:26,214 - You talk so much. 115 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,800 All this talk about rules and laws, 116 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,552 it's all bullshit. 117 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:35,849 You're just a sad, lonely man, 118 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:40,186 and you think you're in control. 119 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:43,481 - I am in control. 120 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,067 - No. 121 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:49,237 You're just the one holdin' the gun. 122 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,701 - Any last words? 123 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:59,622 - Knock, knock. - Who's there? 124 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:27,901 - I'm gonna give you a tough choice. 125 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:31,529 You can die slowly, or... 126 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,746 You can die fast. 127 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:42,415 You have a good day now, 128 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,792 motherfucker. 129 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:36,261 - Oh! Oh! Oh! 130 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:42,183 - Oh, I fucking thought I lost you again. 131 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,438 Oh, where's... 132 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,163 - I'm sorry. 133 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,998 - Those fuckers are gonna pay. 134 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,676 - Hey, Bill, I'm back! You miss me? 135 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,011 - Bill got promoted. 136 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,347 You do not have clearance to approach. 137 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,074 - Look, I know you're just trying to do your job, 138 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,725 but I have a life-changing opportunity 139 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,352 that's going to expire 140 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,855 if I don't deliver this package in one minute and 17, 16, 15... 141 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,124 You see where I'm going with this? 142 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,834 - Yeah, that's not my problem. - Uh, it will be 143 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:36,279 if Raven hears her delivery expired right outside her gate. 144 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,073 - Holy shit. 145 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,579 Tell Raven the Milkman made it. 146 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,581 - Let's go. 147 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,959 - Open the gate! 148 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,925 - You didn't tell me she was so hot. 149 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,600 - Someone's had a busy ten days. 150 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:06,976 - And I'm not the only one. 151 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,396 Hey, congratulations on the promotion, Bill! 152 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,773 She treatin' you well? Good pay? Good benefits? 153 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,525 - Just give her the package, John. 154 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,360 - Wow. Fuck you, Bill. 155 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,324 - How do we know she's actually going to pay up? 156 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,535 - This is how Milkman deliveries work. 157 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,620 Only person who's making it weird right now is you. 158 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,928 - Congratulations, John. 159 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,430 Welcome to New San Francisco. 160 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,727 - Hey, hey, whoa! Hold on, man. 161 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,229 Bill, calm down. She's with me. 162 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:55,775 - John, she's not allowed to enter. 163 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,820 - Well, you wouldn't have it if it wasn't for her. 164 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:01,948 - We had a deal, John, 165 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,450 you and me. 166 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,744 - And she's with me. That's all you need to know. 167 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:17,964 If she can't go in, fine. I'm not goin' in either. 168 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:21,051 - John, don't do this. 169 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,597 You wanted this your whole life, right? 170 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:29,184 - Yeah, but... - Then you need to go. 171 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,106 - What are you doin'? 172 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,109 - I'm not gonna be the reason you don't go inside, 173 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,904 so you're gonna go in, and you're gonna be happy. 174 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,074 You got it? 175 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,117 Don't, John. 176 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,620 I mean it. 177 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,246 - Quiet... 178 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,164 Aah! 179 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,712 - He needs medical attention. Get him inside. 180 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,547 - Go on. 181 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:12,811 What? Quiet, no! Quiet! 182 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,854 Quiet! 183 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,524 - Jell-O, John. 184 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,789 - Stop, now! 185 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,712 Here. John usually makes this run, 186 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,338 but since he's retired... 187 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,066 - What the hell am I supposed to do with this? 188 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,176 - Deliver it. We need a new Milkman. 189 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:55,061 Hey! Hey! Hey! 190 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,230 That was for San Diego. 191 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,773 - Fuck San Diego. 192 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,117 - The Milkman has stabilized. 193 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:12,245 Doc said he'll be fine, but the girl... 194 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,831 Couldn't you have let her in? 195 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,167 - She complicates things. 196 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,423 Imagine what John went through, 197 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,925 driving halfway across the country, 198 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,554 all to deliver... 199 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,140 this. 200 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,641 Yeah. 201 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,313 - What do you think? 202 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:41,358 - It's fine. I ordered pistachio. 203 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,859 Of course, they fucked up my order. 204 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,736 - I meant about John. - Oh. 205 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,571 He passed his test, 206 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,698 and Calypso kept his end of the bargain. 207 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,868 Mostly. 208 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,329 Marshmallow. Blech. 209 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:55,681 - So it's time that we start prepping him 210 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,874 for his new position? 211 00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,085 Not yet, let him acclimate, 212 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,295 get a feel for the good life inside. 213 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:05,131 Then we'll talk about what comes next. 214 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,419 - That's a nice dick. 215 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,758 All right, jerkoff, it's just me and you. 216 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,428 Now are we gonna work it out today, or not. 217 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,141 Come on! 218 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,308 Yagh! 219 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,102 Oh, fuck! 220 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,854 This... 221 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,983 Fuck you, fuckin'... 222 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,026 Come on. 223 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,128 Why do you make me do this to you? 224 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,945 Don't be such a fuckin' asshole! 225 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,328 Fuckin' bike. 226 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,580 What?! 227 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,344 - Good morning, John. - Hi 228 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,013 - Hey, what's up, John? 229 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,892 - Hey, John. 230 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,101 - Good morning, John. 231 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,411 - Oh my god. - I'm telling ya. 232 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,914 Look, the weirdest thing I've ever eaten was an owl. 233 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,040 - No shit? - Yeah! 234 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,083 - Why? 235 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,501 - I got the midnight munchies. 236 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,686 You know what I'm talkin' about! 237 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,171 - You're such a badass, John. 238 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,424 Oh, god, you must have, like, killed so many people. 239 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,553 - Uh, yeah, yeah. A few, yeah. 240 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,971 - Yeah. - Mmm. 241 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,890 - Yeah. 242 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,810 But, like how many? 243 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,396 - Aw, I mean, I don't keep count, dude. 244 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,774 - He doesn't keep count! 245 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,235 Okay, like I said, you're a badass. 246 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,862 Oh! You gotta tell 'em about the clown! 247 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,239 This is so crazy. 248 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,883 I think he had, like, bondage stuff, I don't know. 249 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,510 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a lot of leather 250 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,411 and sweat. - This guy! 251 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,334 - Hi. 252 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,378 - Hi. 253 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,755 - Diane, right? - Yeah. 254 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,382 Come in. 255 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,843 It's okay. I won't bite. 256 00:18:56,928 --> 00:19:00,390 - So, uh, I've never been set up on 257 00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:01,933 a thing like this before. - Oh. 258 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,936 - But Chester told me you're a guard with him. 259 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,605 - You don't remember me? 260 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,607 You do not have clearance to approach. 261 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,568 - Oh, shit! Bill's replacement! 262 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,403 - Mm-hmm. - I didn't even recognize you. 263 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,905 - Well, must be the hair. 264 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,616 - I didn't even see past the gun. 265 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,245 - Let me get you a drink. 266 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:23,663 Do you like wine? 267 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,874 - Uh, toilet or sink? 268 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,126 - How about red? 269 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,419 Yeah? 270 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:30,337 - Okay. - Okay. 271 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,589 Oh, that's the pizza. 272 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,382 Would you mind grabbing that? 273 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:35,717 - Sure. 274 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,264 - Hey, got a cheese pizza for you. 275 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,141 - Wow. 276 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:46,519 I've never been on the other side of a delivery. 277 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,396 I'm supposed to give you something, right? 278 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,523 Here you go. 279 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,108 - Bullets. 280 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,611 - Would you prefer gasoline? 281 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,654 - There is cash right there, dude. 282 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,536 - I hope that makes a warm fire for you. 283 00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:04,871 And hey, thanks. 284 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,390 I really appreciate what you went through 285 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,707 to get this here. 286 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,584 - It's not a big deal, man. 287 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:22,097 - So this is pizza. 288 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,640 - You've never had pizza? 289 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:26,810 - Oh, my gosh, you've never had pizza?! 290 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,186 - No. 291 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:31,189 - I'm honored to be here for your first time. 292 00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,026 - Thanks. 293 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,492 - Good? 294 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,411 - Uh-huh. 295 00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:19,529 - I know you're out there. 296 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,948 You don't know who you're messin' with. 297 00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:26,762 If you're gonna kill me, do it quick, 298 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,079 you goddamn vulture. 299 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,831 - I'm not a vulture, you buttmunch. 300 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,666 And I don't want to kill you. 301 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:35,545 Your delivery. I want half. 302 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:36,921 - I heard of you. 303 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,883 You're the one who's been robbin' milkmen? 304 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:42,844 I've scratched my taint with twigs bigger than you. 305 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:45,305 You ain't gettin' shit! 306 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,915 - Next one I throw, you'll be drivin' with your feet. 307 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,233 So, half! 308 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,569 - Fine! It's in the back. 309 00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,071 I hope you choke on it! 310 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:05,116 - It's not for me, you jag-off. 311 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,635 The insiders have been runnin' this shit 312 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,078 for far too long. 313 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,121 It's time somebody shared the wealth. 314 00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:33,728 - So tell me, 315 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,314 how is John adjusting? 316 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,816 - He's doin' greet. 317 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,526 Uh, we all get along. 318 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,860 I-I mean I think me and the guys 319 00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:42,213 would be friends with him whether or not we had to, 320 00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,613 right, fellas? 321 00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:44,447 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 322 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:45,281 - Mm-hmm. 323 00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:46,825 - And Diane? 324 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,159 - She-she set him up well. 325 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,245 She's pushing for a second date. 326 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:51,788 - Good. 327 00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:53,707 Make sure that happens. 328 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:56,710 I want John to be happy. 329 00:22:56,751 --> 00:23:00,547 And because I want it, you should want that, too. 330 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,632 - John is happy. 331 00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:03,818 I mean, he'll... He'll be ready to drive 332 00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,510 for you any day now. 333 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:06,970 - Raven. 334 00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:09,097 Just got word that John Doe's only two blocks away. 335 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:19,941 - Right? Yeah! 336 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:22,193 John! You wanna join us for a beer? 337 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:24,154 - No thanks, Chester. 338 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,239 I'm leavin'. 339 00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:34,832 - You really wanna leave 340 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:37,417 after I gave you everything I promised? 341 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:40,503 I even heard things are going swimmingly with Diane. 342 00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:42,756 - How do you know about Diane? 343 00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:44,299 - It's my job to know everything. 344 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:49,346 - The only thing I don't know 345 00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:52,265 is what else I could possibly give you. 346 00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:55,435 - Something you can't give me. 347 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:56,686 - The girl? 348 00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:01,691 John, you're seriously gonna give all of this up 349 00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:05,028 for some chick you knew for 10 days? 350 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:06,404 I've had colds last longer. 351 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:08,198 - Her name's Quiet. 352 00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,325 - No way that's her real name. 353 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,912 You do know her real name, don't you? 354 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:17,665 Also, didn't she shoot you? - Yeah, that happened. 355 00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:21,461 - John, that doesn't sound healthy. 356 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,963 Okay, look, if that's really how you feel, 357 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:25,882 I will escort you to the gate myself. 358 00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:28,343 We just have to make one quick stop first. 359 00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:30,220 Come on. 360 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:38,019 What the fuck is wrong with you now? 361 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:39,813 It finally happened. 362 00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:42,065 I'm talking to a car. 363 00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:44,359 I know something didn't die in you. 364 00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:45,402 Last time that happened, 365 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:46,986 you smelled like burnt baby raccoon. 366 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:48,988 Thank you, by the way. That was delicious. 367 00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:50,949 - Maybe something shifted 368 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,868 when I slammed into that Milkman the other week? 369 00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:55,662 Oh, my God, now I'm fucking asking the car 370 00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:57,122 a God damn question. 371 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,832 That's great. That's really great. 372 00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,500 That's super healthy. 373 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:05,964 Why won't you work, you rusted piece of shit? 374 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:12,429 I'm very sorry. 375 00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:14,597 Um, that was very rude. 376 00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:15,765 You did not deserve that. 377 00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:17,159 It's not your fault that you're rusted. 378 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,768 It's just, we've been together a month, 379 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:22,355 and I have no clue how you work. 380 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:24,208 Oil goes in your mouth, and fuel goes up your butt. 381 00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:28,194 Everything in the middle makes no sense. 382 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,741 I guess I just keep trying pieces 383 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,284 until I find one that... 384 00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:35,386 - You just try different pieces 385 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:38,204 'til you find the one that fits. 386 00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:41,207 - Fits. 387 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,126 You better not be fuckin' with me. 388 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:51,843 Aah! Holy shit! I did it! 389 00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:54,512 I fucking did it! 390 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:56,264 What the fuck did I do? 391 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,019 - Where are you taking me? 392 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:03,938 - Here. - Nice house. 393 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,983 - I'm glad you think so. It's yours. 394 00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:11,029 You think a residential upgrade is gonna keep me here? 395 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:14,074 Pass. - No, John. 396 00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:16,659 This is yours. 397 00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:18,620 This is where you grew up. 398 00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:24,668 - Wait. 399 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:36,971 I lived here? 400 00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:38,973 - You've got mail. 401 00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:44,187 When I first heard of John Doe the Milkman, 402 00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:45,355 I did a little digging, 403 00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:47,899 and when I learned that you had roots here, 404 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,943 I dug some more. 405 00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:51,861 I'm sure you'll have lots of questions, 406 00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:54,614 and if you stay, you'll get answers. 407 00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:00,537 - I don't know what name I was born with 408 00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:02,956 or who I am really. 409 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:39,701 - Drive! 410 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:48,668 - It's just like I promised you. 411 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,504 I brought you home. 412 00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:04,851 - This isn't my home. 413 00:28:04,893 --> 00:28:06,728 It's his, 414 00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:10,106 whatever his name is. 415 00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:12,942 This isn't me anymore. 416 00:28:12,984 --> 00:28:15,362 I found my home out there with Quiet. 417 00:28:17,572 --> 00:28:19,407 - Hmm. 418 00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:21,201 Wow, I never took you for such a romantic, 419 00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:23,370 but if that's your decision... 420 00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:25,663 This isn't normally how I like to do things, 421 00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:29,709 but, hey, I'm flexible. 422 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,378 I have a job for you. 423 00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:33,713 - I'm not gonna be your Milkman. 424 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:34,839 - Milkman? 425 00:28:36,424 --> 00:28:38,968 No, those days for you are long gone, 426 00:28:39,010 --> 00:28:40,929 but you're still a driver. 427 00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,430 Best I've ever seen. 428 00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:45,392 You proved that to me when you made my little run. 429 00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:47,477 See, you passed the test, John, 430 00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:51,523 and now I need your skills. 431 00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:54,067 There's gonna be a tournament, 432 00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:56,152 the first of its kind 433 00:28:56,194 --> 00:28:58,780 where the best drivers from all across the country, 434 00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:03,660 from all walks of life, are gonna be invited to compete. 435 00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:07,372 See, the tournament only has one rule: 436 00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:09,916 Survive. 437 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:14,170 And you better believe who you face won't play fair. 438 00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:17,007 This is where you come in, John. 439 00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:21,052 You are my horse, and I need you to win, 440 00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:24,723 because Calypso is offering quite a prize. 441 00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:27,392 The winner gets their heart's desire, 442 00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:30,228 their greatest wish come true. 443 00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:32,480 You're gonna help me win, John, 444 00:29:32,522 --> 00:29:35,025 and you're gonna do it by getting behind the wheel 445 00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:36,860 and turning every car and contestant 446 00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:38,194 that crosses your path 447 00:29:38,236 --> 00:29:41,406 into nothing but a flaming pile of twisted metal. 448 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:44,576 You will drive, John Doe, 449 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,703 and you will win. 450 00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:56,129 - Okay. 451 00:29:56,171 --> 00:29:58,798 Where to next? 452 00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,989 - Hey, girl. 453 00:30:23,031 --> 00:30:25,867 I've been dying to talk to you. 454 00:30:25,909 --> 00:30:28,161 I heard you know my brother. 455 00:30:28,203 --> 00:30:31,748 He goes by John. 456 00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:20,171 - I told you we'd find it, and we did. 457 00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:22,549 Shangri-fuckin'-la. 458 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:25,010 - We got everything we need: 459 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:29,848 Ladies, liquor, and long dogs. 460 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,099 This is Strawberry. 461 00:31:31,141 --> 00:31:34,019 She's a doctor and a lawyer. 462 00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:35,353 I met her in a strip club. 463 00:31:35,395 --> 00:31:37,147 - Okay. Okay. This is Cleopatra. 464 00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:39,482 She, uh, specializes in French cuisine. 465 00:31:39,524 --> 00:31:40,900 - Ooh-la-la. - She, uh, 466 00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:42,485 is also a stripper. 467 00:31:42,527 --> 00:31:43,587 I'm thinkin' about takin' a swim. 468 00:31:43,611 --> 00:31:44,779 What do you guys think? 469 00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:46,257 - No, she'll sink right to the bottom. 470 00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:47,282 I've tried before. 471 00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:48,259 - Good evening. 472 00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:50,577 - Holy shit! 473 00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:53,663 - Actually, I have a better idea. 474 00:32:06,843 --> 00:32:09,304 - Oh, no! Mike! Aah!32108

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