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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:39,490 ♪ Oh what fun we were there when they fall ♪ 4 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:42,928 ♪ We have a reason that's worth marching for ♪ 5 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:46,628 ♪ Not for battle or banner or foe ♪ 6 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:50,240 ♪ But for girls girls girls girls girls ♪ 7 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:53,722 ♪ When we're marching we never retreat ♪ 8 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:57,291 ♪ For we're charging a foe that is swift ♪ 9 00:01:57,378 --> 00:02:01,077 ♪ But when we're caught in a swell of the enemy's girls ♪ 10 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:02,164 Danilo! 11 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:04,211 - Danilo! - Danilo! 12 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:07,562 ♪ For our country will never make war ♪ 13 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:11,348 ♪ We have a reason that's worth marching for ♪ 14 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:14,873 ♪ Not for battle or banner or foe ♪ 15 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:18,442 ♪ But for girls girls girls girls girls ♪ 16 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:21,967 ♪ When we're marching we never retreat ♪ 17 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:25,275 ♪ For we're charging a foe that is swift ♪ 18 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:28,974 ♪ But when we're caught in the swell of the enemy's girls ♪ 19 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:32,326 ♪ Then surrender to girls girls girls ♪♪ 20 00:03:46,464 --> 00:03:48,993 You may continue. 21 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:50,142 Thank you, madam. 22 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:01,605 'Madam.' 23 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:13,660 Pardon me, madam, for trespassing in your estate 24 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,227 and intruding on your privacy. 25 00:05:15,401 --> 00:05:16,750 What do you want? 26 00:05:16,846 --> 00:05:20,363 I come to deliver a confidential letter. 27 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:22,399 This is very important, madam. 28 00:05:26,291 --> 00:05:28,249 "Madam Sonia 29 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:32,027 "If you should ever meet Count Danilo 30 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:34,029 let me tell you he is terrific." 31 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:41,325 What is this? Count Danilo? Terrific? 32 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:43,322 That's what people say. 33 00:05:43,403 --> 00:05:45,318 Danilo? Danilo? 34 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:47,347 Yes, Count Danilo. 35 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:50,437 Now, madam, this is absolutely between you and me. 36 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:53,309 This Count Danilo is crazy to meet you. 37 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:56,560 He tried everything. In fact, he's desperate. 38 00:05:56,704 --> 00:06:00,490 I really feel sorry for the man, but you're such a widow. 39 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:04,407 Pardon me, madam, what I mean is you live in complete seclusion 40 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:07,541 and the poor man has no chance to meet you socially. 41 00:06:07,628 --> 00:06:09,369 Well, I'm very sorry. 42 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:12,549 I never heard of the gentleman and I'm not interested. 43 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,548 Oh, you will be, madam. 44 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,463 The man is in such a state of man 45 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:19,248 there is no telling what he may do. 46 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:20,597 Who is this Count Danilo? 47 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:23,557 Me. 48 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:26,123 Who wrote this letter? 49 00:06:27,939 --> 00:06:29,371 I. 50 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:30,651 I don't understand. 51 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:31,738 What do you want? 52 00:06:31,868 --> 00:06:33,304 An answer. 53 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:37,484 Yes or... when. 54 00:06:37,693 --> 00:06:40,035 If you don't leave immediately, I shall report you to the king. 55 00:06:40,078 --> 00:06:41,183 Oh, please, please. 56 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:43,533 Let me stay only a little while. 57 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,666 And you may recommend me to the queen. 58 00:06:45,753 --> 00:06:47,999 It's hard to believe that an officer of the royal guard-- 59 00:06:48,042 --> 00:06:51,149 Dares to approach the richest most powerful woman in the country-- 60 00:06:51,192 --> 00:06:52,710 And behaves like a silly young cadet. 61 00:06:52,797 --> 00:06:54,324 It's an outrage. 62 00:06:54,491 --> 00:06:56,633 Now, don't get excited, please. 63 00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:59,027 - I am-- - Unjust. 64 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:00,594 That's what you are. 65 00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:02,422 Put yourself in my position. 66 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:05,337 Imagine you saying all those lovely things to me 67 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,427 and me wearing your mask. 68 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:09,037 Wouldn't you spend sleepless nights 69 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:10,952 wondering what I look like? 70 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:12,780 Well, my situation is much worse. 71 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,738 I haven't slept for months. 72 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,679 Then I think it would be very wise if you leave immediately and go to bed. 73 00:07:17,722 --> 00:07:19,351 And dream about you. 74 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,006 No. No. You're cruel, madam. 75 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:24,008 You're torturing me. 76 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,532 Day by day, I've been watching you 77 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,534 when you ride in your carriage in the street. 78 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:29,231 I come up here every night. 79 00:07:29,318 --> 00:07:30,841 I suppose I'll have to call my servant. 80 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,930 They're all bribed. 81 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:34,976 Do you know I've been feeding your dogs 82 00:07:35,063 --> 00:07:37,282 with the finest imported salami? 83 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:39,328 Just to get a quite glimpse of you. 84 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:40,982 And what do I see? 85 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:43,245 Your lovely little hands, your dainty little feet 86 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:44,986 and yet, the most beautiful thing-- 87 00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:46,466 Stop it. 88 00:07:46,646 --> 00:07:49,407 Tell me. You're eyes. 89 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:52,532 Are they blue... or brown? 90 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:55,823 Are you pretty or beautiful? 91 00:07:57,341 --> 00:08:00,001 - Gorgeous. - No. This is no time for joking. 92 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:02,873 I have been in many situations but this is too much. 93 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,440 There's not a window in Marshovia 94 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:06,007 that I haven't jumped out. 95 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:08,444 I've got around every kind of husband. 96 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:10,577 But here I'm blocked. And by what? 97 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:13,405 By a piece of flimsy material. 98 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,972 Oh, please. Have mercy. 99 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:17,758 Lift the veil between us, madam. 100 00:08:17,844 --> 00:08:18,889 Be a nice girl. 101 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:23,501 My dear count, I'm very sorry 102 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,374 to be the cause of all your suffering. 103 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:26,984 But, no... l.. 104 00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:30,770 But unfortunately, we are in Marshovia and I am a widow. 105 00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:33,164 Why don't you throw away this old custom of ours? 106 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:35,666 - And take off my veil? - Yes. 107 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:38,039 I'd do it in a minute if there is any reason for it 108 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:41,825 or... or the slightest temptation, but there isn't. 109 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:47,309 Maybe you... you can't see me very well? 110 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:50,345 Oh, yes. In fact, too well. 111 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:55,839 I'll admit you're very funny but... not terrific. 112 00:09:01,627 --> 00:09:03,759 Not even colossal. 113 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:22,037 Madam, I want you to understand once and for all. 114 00:09:22,231 --> 00:09:24,755 Our romance is over. 115 00:09:24,911 --> 00:09:27,055 Don't count on me any further. 116 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:30,180 I've tried to bring a little moonlight into your eyes. 117 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:31,962 But you pull down the shade. 118 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,355 Alright. 119 00:09:33,652 --> 00:09:36,053 Forget me, if you can. 120 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:38,186 Go back to your solitude. 121 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:42,350 Put on your loveliest negligee and wish yourself goodnight. 122 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:47,499 And please, don't include me even in your dreams. Will you? 123 00:09:48,361 --> 00:09:49,754 Goodnight. 124 00:10:19,450 --> 00:10:22,186 Well? I'm a free man again. 125 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,274 Come, Mishka. 126 00:10:31,212 --> 00:10:32,561 No more salami. 127 00:12:08,119 --> 00:12:12,072 ♪ The night is romantic ♪ 128 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:16,170 ♪ And I am alone ♪ 129 00:12:16,447 --> 00:12:20,348 ♪ In vain through my window ♪ 130 00:12:20,535 --> 00:12:24,526 ♪ The moonlight is drawn ♪ 131 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:29,444 ♪ Oh Viria my Viria ♪ 132 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:32,708 ♪ Oh yes that's my tune ♪ 133 00:12:35,144 --> 00:12:40,019 ♪ I long for the shepherd ♪ 134 00:12:42,856 --> 00:12:49,254 ♪ Who runs for the truth ♪ 135 00:12:53,077 --> 00:12:56,776 ♪ Viria oh Viria ♪ 136 00:12:56,862 --> 00:13:02,085 ♪ Don't leave me alone ♪ 137 00:13:02,237 --> 00:13:06,829 ♪ My little my little ♪ 138 00:13:06,942 --> 00:13:10,641 ♪ Love to you ♪ 139 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:17,579 ♪ Viria oh Viria ♪ 140 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:26,153 ♪ I'm waiting for love ♪ 141 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:35,466 ♪ Lonely without thee was I ♪ 142 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:50,133 ♪ Viria oh Viria don't leave me alone ♪ 143 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:56,661 ♪ Love calls to love ♪ 144 00:13:56,808 --> 00:14:02,989 ♪ And my heart is your own ♪ 145 00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:11,676 ♪ Viria oh Viria ♪ 146 00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:21,773 ♪ Don't leave me alone ♪ 147 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:31,740 ♪ Lonely with only my song ♪ 148 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:46,363 ♪ Lonely without thee ♪♪ 149 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,518 - Goodnight. - Goodnight, madam. 150 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,605 Oh, just a minute, before I forget. 151 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,916 - Melissa? - 'Yes, madam.' 152 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,569 Will you ask the secretary to find out 153 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:22,480 the address of a certain, um, of a certain, um.. 154 00:15:22,706 --> 00:15:26,664 What was his name? Um, Count Danilo. 155 00:15:26,786 --> 00:15:28,919 Oh, Count Danilo lives in Queen's Avenue. 156 00:15:29,022 --> 00:15:30,806 - Number 25. - Second floor. 157 00:15:30,885 --> 00:15:32,235 Apartment B. 158 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,783 Thank you. Never mind. That's all. 159 00:15:44,559 --> 00:15:45,952 Goodnight, madam. 160 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,643 Goodnight, madam. 161 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,603 Goodnight, madam. 162 00:17:33,147 --> 00:17:37,890 ♪ I thought that this day would be the day ♪ 163 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,408 ♪ When my heart would find romance ♪ 164 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,847 ♪ Romance again ♪ 165 00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:54,307 ♪ I thought that this day would be the day ♪ 166 00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:59,165 ♪ And my heart would learn to dance ♪ 167 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:04,344 ♪ To dance again ♪ 168 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:11,351 ♪ It was all just a fleeting dream ♪ 169 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,830 ♪ Men are not ♪ 170 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:18,880 ♪ Not what they seem ♪ 171 00:18:18,999 --> 00:18:22,753 ♪ And this beautiful day ♪ 172 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,975 ♪ Only taught me to regret ♪ 173 00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:30,631 ♪ But tonight will teach me ♪ 174 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:34,852 ♪ To forget ♪ 175 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:10,457 ♪ While I wait he's forgetting me ♪ 176 00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:17,254 ♪ It was just not meant to be ♪ 177 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:22,412 ♪ And so it seems ♪ 178 00:19:22,558 --> 00:19:28,331 ♪ I must close my book of dreams ♪ 179 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:33,259 ♪ And I seal it with regret ♪ 180 00:19:33,409 --> 00:19:39,961 ♪ And forget ♪♪ 181 00:20:06,344 --> 00:20:07,444 - Madam Menosca. - 'Yes, madam.' 182 00:20:07,487 --> 00:20:08,797 - My new dress. - 'Yes, madam.' 183 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,236 Get everything ready. We're going to Paris. 184 00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:11,932 Tomorrow, tomorrow morning. 185 00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:14,474 - As soon as possible. - 'Yes, madam.' 186 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:15,801 There's a limit to every widow. 187 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:41,109 ♪ The melody of laughter flowed many times ♪ 188 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:44,547 ♪ That it flows here many times ♪ 189 00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:47,158 ♪ Pretty lover your pearls and your lavender ♪ 190 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:51,032 ♪ Soon will enlighten the eye of each cavalier ♪ 191 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:55,254 ♪ Around a lei of roses wine and glances ♪ 192 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:58,431 ♪ And he glances like romances ♪ 193 00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:01,651 ♪ Once again I meant to be ♪ 194 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:05,046 ♪ The melody of Paris in the spring ♪♪ 195 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,419 'Who is it?' 196 00:21:31,506 --> 00:21:33,203 It's your suspenders, Your Majesty. 197 00:21:38,522 --> 00:21:40,306 Any news, Your Majesty? 198 00:21:40,388 --> 00:21:42,388 - Conditions are bad. - Terrible. 199 00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:45,260 - What did you hear? - Well, you see, Your Majesty. 200 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,218 After all, we're a sheep and cow country. 201 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,785 Who's complaining now? 202 00:21:48,906 --> 00:21:51,064 - The shepherds. - Ah. 203 00:21:51,283 --> 00:21:53,372 I overheard two shepherds in the street yesterday. 204 00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:55,314 What did they say? 205 00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:57,316 Now, tell me, tell me. 206 00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,100 The opinion of the shepherd on the street. 207 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,797 That's what I want to know. 208 00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,190 They say when the richest woman 209 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,861 gets fed up with the country and leaves.. 210 00:22:03,903 --> 00:22:07,592 - Ah. So they're blaming me. - For everything. 211 00:22:07,879 --> 00:22:10,111 They're even telling jokes about Your Majesty. 212 00:22:10,293 --> 00:22:12,124 - Are they funny? - No. 213 00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:13,941 That's bad. 214 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,377 If conditions don't improve 215 00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:18,032 the shepherds are going to organize. 216 00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:21,108 They say there's already some talk of a black sheep movement. 217 00:22:21,191 --> 00:22:23,019 Were they prominent shepherds? 218 00:22:23,174 --> 00:22:24,396 Couple of East side shepherds. 219 00:22:24,439 --> 00:22:25,666 - Intellectuals? - Yes. 220 00:22:25,709 --> 00:22:27,015 Ah, let them talk. 221 00:22:38,974 --> 00:22:41,716 Are you staying out late tonight, darling? 222 00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:44,928 You ought to know how it is with these cabinet meetings. 223 00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,887 Do you think it will last all night? 224 00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:48,671 Now, please don't bother me. 225 00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:50,456 It's enough to have a widow in Paris 226 00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:53,023 to worry about without having a queen in bed nagging me. 227 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:55,286 Widow. Widow. That's all I hear. 228 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,288 A king worrying about a widow. 229 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,334 Not a widow. The widow. 230 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,901 The richest widow in the world. 231 00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:02,642 In Europe. 232 00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:04,992 Well, anyhow, she owns more than half of Marshovia. 233 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,342 Do you realize that she is in every cow 234 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:10,761 in the country for 52 percent? 235 00:23:11,059 --> 00:23:13,017 But you belong to me. Don't you, darling? 236 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:18,353 Read this telegram from our ambassador in Paris. 237 00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:25,229 "Widow sensation in Paris. 238 00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:29,320 "Fortune hunters are arriving daily. Marriage in the air. 239 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,845 "Unless Marshovia acts quickly 240 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:35,631 "fear national fortune goes into foreign hands. 241 00:23:35,804 --> 00:23:39,460 "I know what to do but am too old to do it." 242 00:23:41,714 --> 00:23:43,673 Darling, how late do you think you'll be tonight? 243 00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:47,338 Now, let me drum this into your head. 244 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,732 You and I are living on her taxes. 245 00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:51,255 If she doesn't come back 246 00:23:51,298 --> 00:23:52,953 if she withdraws her money from the country 247 00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:54,302 the National Bank will close. 248 00:23:54,389 --> 00:23:56,086 The country goes bankrupt. 249 00:23:56,216 --> 00:23:57,610 There will be a revolution. 250 00:23:57,688 --> 00:23:59,612 Then we'll be trampled from our throne. 251 00:23:59,819 --> 00:24:01,777 Achmed, something must be done. 252 00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:03,267 Something will be done. 253 00:24:03,388 --> 00:24:05,952 And tonight. This is a secret. 254 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:09,404 The cabinet figures that we have to meet foreign competition. 255 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:12,407 Therefore, we're sending a special envoy. 256 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,801 A real man who is not too old. 257 00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:15,844 And knows what to do. 258 00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:17,238 Of course. 259 00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:18,892 The man must be charming, irresistible. 260 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:20,241 So she falls in love with him. 261 00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:23,582 And he brings her back to Marshovia. 262 00:24:23,818 --> 00:24:25,385 Who are you going to send? 263 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,423 Well, we're considering Count Gabrielovich. 264 00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:29,832 - Gabrielovich? - Now tell me. 265 00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:32,601 If you weren't married, if you weren't my wife 266 00:24:32,827 --> 00:24:35,038 could you fall for Gabrielovitsch? 267 00:24:35,229 --> 00:24:36,709 If I weren't married 268 00:24:36,759 --> 00:24:39,347 if I had to do over again and had the choice 269 00:24:39,434 --> 00:24:41,915 between you and Gabrielovitsch, frankly, I'd take you. 270 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:45,249 That shows you how I think of Gabrielovich. 271 00:24:48,059 --> 00:24:50,482 - He's out. - Who else have you got? 272 00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:53,056 Well, there's Zinchovitch, Jerjosh and Mentroloski. 273 00:24:53,143 --> 00:24:54,536 I'd still take you. 274 00:24:54,623 --> 00:24:56,146 Oh, you'll have to do better than that. 275 00:24:56,277 --> 00:24:59,242 That's what I say, but the Prime Minister.. 276 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:01,456 He depends too much on his wife's judgment. 277 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:06,282 But I say no politics at a time like this. Let the best man win. 278 00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:09,494 That's what the meeting is for. I'm expecting a real fight. 279 00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:11,727 Darling, do you think it will take you all night? 280 00:25:13,816 --> 00:25:17,072 And I could have married the sultan's daughter. 281 00:25:17,384 --> 00:25:18,603 Goodnight, dear. 282 00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:49,077 - Aah! - Shh. 283 00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:50,930 Please, I beg of you. 284 00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:53,088 Control yourself. 285 00:26:53,263 --> 00:26:54,395 And you, too. 286 00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:56,397 I never shriek, Your Majesty. 287 00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:58,094 Walls have ears. 288 00:26:58,181 --> 00:26:59,835 You think your servants heard anything? 289 00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:02,055 Oh. My good name. 290 00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:04,361 Your Majesty, may I make a suggestion? 291 00:27:04,491 --> 00:27:05,491 What is it? 292 00:27:05,535 --> 00:27:06,884 Let's fool them. 293 00:27:06,973 --> 00:27:08,845 Let's make a little conversation. 294 00:27:08,932 --> 00:27:10,455 Let's pretend to be social. 295 00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:11,620 Right. 296 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:18,811 A little more volume, Your Majesty. 297 00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:24,555 We're having a good time. 298 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,470 Fine. Fine. 299 00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:27,907 Shh. That's enough. 300 00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:29,082 Let's not overdo it. 301 00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:31,040 Oh, that settles the servant problem. 302 00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:07,341 Now, let's keep this scandal between you and you and me. 303 00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:09,339 This must be kept out of history. 304 00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:11,820 Not a soul must know. 305 00:28:11,942 --> 00:28:13,779 Nobody. I swear, not a soul. 306 00:28:13,866 --> 00:28:16,042 We were planning not even to tell Your Majesty. 307 00:28:16,248 --> 00:28:17,555 - Isn't that right? - Uh-huh. 308 00:28:17,719 --> 00:28:19,678 That's the spirit. 309 00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:25,355 - Now listen, you. - Shh, careful, Achmed. 310 00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:29,815 A firing squad's too good for you. 311 00:28:29,928 --> 00:28:31,754 Tonight, you'll be taken to the mountains. 312 00:28:32,099 --> 00:28:33,752 First, your ears will be cut off. 313 00:28:34,694 --> 00:28:35,956 Shh! 314 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:54,850 I'll attend to you later. 315 00:28:54,975 --> 00:28:56,020 Yes, Your Majesty. 316 00:29:11,634 --> 00:29:14,072 No. No, Dolores. That's not right. 317 00:29:14,467 --> 00:29:18,053 You know well enough I have to go down in history as Achmed the Great. 318 00:29:18,288 --> 00:29:20,193 And how do you cooperate? 319 00:29:20,483 --> 00:29:24,092 Falling in love with the captain of the Guard. Oh. 320 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,464 That's hitting below the crown. 321 00:29:26,634 --> 00:29:28,636 You're wrong, Achmed. You're wrong. 322 00:29:28,723 --> 00:29:30,072 I didn't fall in love. 323 00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:33,119 I was defending myself, and splendidly. 324 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:36,035 But you came back too early. You didn't give me a chance. 325 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:38,996 If you had returned an hour later you'd have found him where he belongs. 326 00:29:39,081 --> 00:29:41,126 Outside the door. 327 00:29:41,411 --> 00:29:43,600 How does he compare with Gabrielovitsch? 328 00:29:43,643 --> 00:29:45,871 No comparison, put Gabrielovitsch 329 00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,960 Zinchovitch together and what have you? 330 00:29:48,133 --> 00:29:53,616 Gabrielovitsch and Zinchovitch. But Danilo, no, no comparison. 331 00:29:55,805 --> 00:29:58,174 - Dolores. - Yes, Achmed. 332 00:29:58,357 --> 00:30:01,356 With my brains and your contacts.. 333 00:30:01,495 --> 00:30:03,366 ...Marshovia can't miss. 334 00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:22,872 Afraid of me? 335 00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,172 Ever been Paris? 336 00:30:26,215 --> 00:30:28,130 Oh, I spent all my holidays there, Your Majesty. 337 00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:30,394 Oh. So you know Paris. 338 00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:32,178 Do you want some other lass, Your Majesty? 339 00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:34,833 No. No. 340 00:30:34,884 --> 00:30:36,669 I'm a married man. 341 00:30:36,712 --> 00:30:38,460 - Are you married? - No, Your Majesty. 342 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,935 You don't know what you're missing. 343 00:30:39,978 --> 00:30:41,744 - Don't I? - No, you don't. 344 00:30:41,796 --> 00:30:43,493 Your Majesty, may I make a suggestion? 345 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:44,625 Please. 346 00:30:44,712 --> 00:30:46,279 Let's drop the matter. 347 00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:49,051 Fine. Now listen, my good fellow. 348 00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:50,892 You will leave tomorrow for Paris. 349 00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:52,459 Oh, thank you, Your Majesty. 350 00:30:52,590 --> 00:30:55,332 On a secret mission that's right up your boulevard. 351 00:30:55,509 --> 00:30:57,464 Please, Your Majesty. 352 00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:58,639 How is your French? 353 00:30:58,726 --> 00:30:59,945 Terrific. 354 00:31:03,122 --> 00:31:05,167 Not bad. What does it mean? 355 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:07,953 Oh, I was just saying something about Her Majesty, the Queen. 356 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,084 Was it nice? 357 00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:10,346 - Lovely. - Isn't she? 358 00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:11,565 Marvelous. 359 00:31:14,841 --> 00:31:17,092 - You will leave immediately. - Yes, Your Majesty. 360 00:31:17,222 --> 00:31:18,963 As soon as you arrive in Paris 361 00:31:19,190 --> 00:31:21,517 you will report to the Marshovian embassy. 362 00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:25,197 Our ambassador, Baron Bafbaf will tell you the next move. 363 00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:28,581 Your Majesty, whatever my mission may be.. 364 00:31:28,886 --> 00:31:31,299 ...Marshovia, right or wrong.. 365 00:31:31,454 --> 00:31:35,241 ...I'll never forget your face when you walked into that room. 366 00:31:35,570 --> 00:31:38,008 - Did I frighten you? - Oh. 367 00:31:38,113 --> 00:31:39,941 Come on, my boy. 368 00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:42,030 - Goodbye, Your Majesty. - Goodbye, my boy. 369 00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:22,636 What's new? 370 00:32:22,723 --> 00:32:24,638 I overheard two girls on the streetcar. 371 00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:26,857 - They were talking about you. - What did they say? 372 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,947 They were telling stories about you. 373 00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:31,464 - Were they funny? - Well, they must have been. 374 00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:34,169 You see, I don't understand French but the conductor did. 375 00:32:34,256 --> 00:32:37,085 So he stopped the car and threw them out. 376 00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:38,434 That's Paris. 377 00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:41,002 City of girls on their own private. 378 00:32:41,089 --> 00:32:43,048 I'm going to Maxim's. 379 00:32:43,091 --> 00:32:45,043 But aren't you going to report to the embassy, sir? 380 00:32:45,086 --> 00:32:47,400 Tomorrow morning. I'm going to Maxim's. 381 00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:49,358 But, sir. 382 00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:53,884 ♪ I'm going to Maxim's where all the girls are queens ♪ 383 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,278 ♪ Each kiss goes on the wine list ♪ 384 00:32:56,365 --> 00:32:58,628 ♪ And mine is quite a fine list ♪ 385 00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:03,329 ♪ Lolo Dodo Juju Cloclo Mango Crucru ♪ 386 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:09,161 ♪ We promise to be faithful until the night is through ♪ 387 00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:28,615 ♪ A melody of laughter loud and many times ♪ 388 00:33:28,702 --> 00:33:31,922 ♪ That is laugh with many times ♪ 389 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,447 ♪ My dear my friend my lover ♪ 390 00:33:34,534 --> 00:33:38,799 ♪ And you soon will enrapture the eye of each cavalier ♪ 391 00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:40,018 'Gentlemen!' 392 00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,149 Yes, ma'am. 393 00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:42,455 'I'll be ready in a moment.' 394 00:33:42,542 --> 00:33:44,413 Thank you, madam. 395 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,841 ♪ Around a lei of roses ♪ 396 00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:51,681 ♪ Wine and dances manly glances side romances ♪ 397 00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:55,381 ♪ Once again I will.. ♪ 398 00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:57,557 - 'Gentlemen?' - Yes, madam. 399 00:33:57,644 --> 00:33:59,211 'What are your plans for this evening?' 400 00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:00,908 We'll go to Cait d'Pate to dine. 401 00:34:00,951 --> 00:34:02,388 - Then to the opera. - We should get there at nine. 402 00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:03,911 Then a late supper at the Grand Hotel. 403 00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:05,652 When it's midnight and all is well.. 404 00:34:05,773 --> 00:34:08,993 Then we'll dance, if madam be willing. 405 00:34:09,142 --> 00:34:12,367 'How mad, how wild, how thrilling.' 406 00:34:16,141 --> 00:34:21,407 ♪ I'm going to Maxim's where all the girls are queens ♪ 407 00:34:21,494 --> 00:34:23,148 ♪ Each kiss goes on the wine list ♪ 408 00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:25,846 Close the window. 409 00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:29,023 ♪ La-ya-ra ya-ra-raa ♪ 410 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:30,807 Oh, why don't you.. 411 00:34:30,894 --> 00:34:34,507 ♪ Ya-ra-raa-ra-ra-raa ♪ 412 00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:38,598 ♪ Ra-raa-raa ♪ 413 00:34:38,685 --> 00:34:42,123 ♪ I'll stay on at Maxim's until the morning beams ♪ 414 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:45,213 ♪ When I am feeling so good be sure I'm out for no good ♪ 415 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:46,649 ♪ Lolo Dodo Juju ♪♪ 416 00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:48,825 Wake your young man, please do. Come on. 417 00:34:48,912 --> 00:34:52,612 Don't spare the horses and drive me to Maxim's. 418 00:34:52,699 --> 00:34:54,353 Where is he going? What did he say? 419 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,442 I think he said Maxim's. 420 00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:58,226 He's going there it seems. 421 00:34:58,313 --> 00:35:00,010 I heard that's where a man can.. 422 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,012 ..see ladies dance the can-can. 423 00:35:10,768 --> 00:35:16,208 Lolo, Dodo, Juju, or any name will do. 424 00:35:17,550 --> 00:35:23,295 ♪ True love is one of a thousand ♪ 425 00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:31,868 ♪ And the best one goes to Maxim's ♪ 426 00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:36,525 She can't go to Maxim's. 427 00:35:36,612 --> 00:35:37,831 Not in my wildest dream. 428 00:35:37,918 --> 00:35:39,528 Her face must not be shown there. 429 00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:41,356 And we are too well known there. 430 00:35:41,443 --> 00:35:45,534 Lolo, Dodo, Juju, Cloclo, Mango, Crucru.. 431 00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:49,277 ...we promise to be faithful until the night is true. 432 00:36:42,722 --> 00:36:44,550 Danilo. 433 00:36:44,976 --> 00:36:46,151 Lulu! 434 00:36:47,509 --> 00:36:49,403 Count Danilo. 435 00:36:49,729 --> 00:36:51,209 Lulu. 436 00:36:51,338 --> 00:36:52,470 Please. 437 00:36:58,346 --> 00:37:00,506 - Did you say something? - No. 438 00:37:00,713 --> 00:37:02,759 Well... you better not. 439 00:37:06,335 --> 00:37:08,282 Are you looking for trouble? 440 00:37:08,512 --> 00:37:10,253 - No. - Good. 441 00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:15,320 What if I am looking for trouble? 442 00:37:15,484 --> 00:37:17,312 - Oh, shut up. - I won't shut up. 443 00:37:17,408 --> 00:37:19,018 Go home, you old fool. 444 00:37:19,063 --> 00:37:20,238 Pig. 445 00:37:20,350 --> 00:37:21,656 Idiot. 446 00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:27,201 'Stop. How dare you?' 447 00:37:47,551 --> 00:37:49,767 My seconds will call on you, monsieur. 448 00:37:50,031 --> 00:37:51,250 Very well, monsieur. 449 00:37:59,941 --> 00:38:01,366 - Oh! - Oh! 450 00:38:22,116 --> 00:38:23,770 I wouldn't bother. 451 00:38:26,982 --> 00:38:28,244 Now, listen.. 452 00:38:40,328 --> 00:38:41,808 Who is that old goat? 453 00:38:41,851 --> 00:38:43,451 He's some ambassador from, ah.. 454 00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:45,106 You understand. 455 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,413 This whole thing is a government secret 456 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:49,762 of the highest importance. 457 00:38:49,849 --> 00:38:51,111 Yes, your excellency. 458 00:38:51,198 --> 00:38:52,518 Well, tomorrow night, the embassy 459 00:38:52,591 --> 00:38:54,854 is giving a big reception in her honor. 460 00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:56,377 Does she seem way off, then? 461 00:38:56,464 --> 00:38:57,726 No. No. No. No. 462 00:38:57,813 --> 00:38:59,554 Is she beautiful? 463 00:38:59,641 --> 00:39:01,513 She owns 52 percent of Marshovia. 464 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,428 So she is beautiful. 465 00:39:03,515 --> 00:39:06,344 If you like her or not, you love her. 466 00:39:06,530 --> 00:39:09,303 This is cold blooded patriotism. 467 00:39:09,424 --> 00:39:12,035 Have you ever had diplomatic relations with a woman? 468 00:39:12,372 --> 00:39:14,976 Oh, well. 469 00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:18,999 Anyhow, these are the plans for tomorrow night. 470 00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:21,881 And before you arrive, she must have a very dull time. 471 00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:24,231 So that you can shine by contrast. 472 00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:26,146 Therefore, for the first half hour 473 00:39:26,233 --> 00:39:28,801 I will entertain her personally. 474 00:39:28,888 --> 00:39:31,020 After listening to me for 15 minutes 475 00:39:31,107 --> 00:39:32,892 she will be completely bored. 476 00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:34,589 Then we dance. 477 00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:36,635 After five minutes dancing with me 478 00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:38,463 the widow needs fresh air. 479 00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:40,334 Exit to garden. 480 00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:43,511 Now, and now, she gets the big thrill. 481 00:39:43,787 --> 00:39:45,252 I leave her. 482 00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:46,906 She's alone in the garden. 483 00:39:46,993 --> 00:39:48,342 It'll be a moonlight night. 484 00:39:48,429 --> 00:39:49,909 I'll see to that. 485 00:39:49,996 --> 00:39:51,389 I mean, it'll look like it. 486 00:39:51,476 --> 00:39:55,662 And the next thing, you come over the garden wall. 487 00:39:55,915 --> 00:39:58,047 - Danilo! - Danilo! 488 00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:03,096 How are you? How are you? Oh, fine. 489 00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:17,370 Da.. 490 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,764 - Ni.. - Lo. 491 00:40:18,851 --> 00:40:20,461 How are you? 492 00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:37,696 'Danilo. Danilo. Danny.' 493 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,220 Danilo. 494 00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:41,961 Stay here or I'll kill you. 495 00:40:42,143 --> 00:40:43,536 I don't like him. 496 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,488 I once had a wonderful girl. 497 00:40:47,575 --> 00:40:50,618 Girls. Girls. Girls, it's good to be back. 498 00:40:51,014 --> 00:40:54,168 Mimi, Gigi, Fifi, Fufu.. 499 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,628 Do you still have that frightful chauffeur? 500 00:40:56,715 --> 00:40:58,107 With all the cushions. 501 00:40:58,194 --> 00:41:00,849 Good. Juju, Dodo, Mixie.. 502 00:41:00,936 --> 00:41:02,155 I gained five pounds. 503 00:41:02,242 --> 00:41:03,548 They're all mine. 504 00:41:05,393 --> 00:41:09,317 And Margo. Margo with the same sweet dimple. 505 00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,599 How's your land lady? Still grouchy? 506 00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:12,997 Mm-hmm. 507 00:41:13,130 --> 00:41:15,872 And Dutchess, are your garters still blue? 508 00:41:16,107 --> 00:41:17,413 Baby blue. 509 00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:20,652 Do you still cry when you like somebody? 510 00:41:24,525 --> 00:41:25,613 Did you miss me, girls? 511 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:27,310 Yes. 512 00:41:27,405 --> 00:41:31,932 And I miss you. All of you, Mimi, Kiki, Fifi, Fufu.. 513 00:41:32,011 --> 00:41:34,883 Oh, it's great to be in love. 514 00:41:37,016 --> 00:41:38,408 Just a minute. 515 00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:58,777 Don't stand in the entrance. 516 00:41:58,923 --> 00:42:01,534 Go over to table fifteen. Order lots of champagne. 517 00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:08,568 Any Americans here tonight? 518 00:42:09,135 --> 00:42:11,111 I don't know. 519 00:42:11,771 --> 00:42:13,742 New here, huh? 520 00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:15,593 Rather. 521 00:42:19,128 --> 00:42:22,479 Look who's here. Danilo. 522 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,456 ♪ Let us gaze in the wild in the wild while its wet ♪ 523 00:42:25,499 --> 00:42:28,371 ♪ Let's do things that we live to regret ♪ 524 00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:31,505 ♪ Let me dance till the restaurants close ♪ 525 00:42:31,592 --> 00:42:34,247 ♪ With the girls girls girls girls girls ♪ 526 00:42:34,334 --> 00:42:37,032 ♪ Where there's wine and there's women and song ♪ 527 00:42:37,119 --> 00:42:40,209 ♪ It is wrong not to do something wrong ♪ 528 00:42:40,296 --> 00:42:43,212 ♪ When you do something wrong you must do something right ♪ 529 00:42:43,299 --> 00:42:45,650 ♪ And I'm doing alright tonight ♪♪ 530 00:42:52,134 --> 00:42:53,648 I say. 531 00:42:54,805 --> 00:42:57,547 Oh, terrific. 532 00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:00,965 Remember? Last year? 533 00:43:01,168 --> 00:43:02,952 Do I? Oh. 534 00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:10,134 Oh.. 535 00:43:11,788 --> 00:43:13,964 'Pretty, isn't it? He gave it to me.' 536 00:43:25,488 --> 00:43:27,346 Not bad. 537 00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:29,797 Who is she? 538 00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:32,086 She's new here. What's your name, deary? 539 00:43:33,855 --> 00:43:35,142 Fifi. 540 00:43:35,586 --> 00:43:37,832 Well, Fifi.. 541 00:43:38,153 --> 00:43:39,568 Who is he? 542 00:43:39,836 --> 00:43:42,103 - Don't you know me? - No. 543 00:43:42,875 --> 00:43:44,534 She doesn't know me. 544 00:43:46,232 --> 00:43:47,450 You don't know him? 545 00:43:47,658 --> 00:43:48,865 No. 546 00:43:49,192 --> 00:43:50,705 It's Danilo. 547 00:43:50,932 --> 00:43:52,934 Danilo? Danilo? 548 00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:54,370 Wait a minute. 549 00:43:54,457 --> 00:43:57,025 Aren't you the man who gave me this bracelet? 550 00:43:57,198 --> 00:44:00,472 Oh, listen. If I ever gave you a bracelet, you'd remember it. 551 00:44:00,594 --> 00:44:03,031 And besides, he doesn't give any bracelets. 552 00:44:07,939 --> 00:44:09,845 Shall we sit down? 553 00:44:10,169 --> 00:44:13,066 Well, there's not much going on here tonight. 554 00:44:13,604 --> 00:44:15,558 No Americans. 555 00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:17,132 Are you a banker? 556 00:44:18,490 --> 00:44:20,231 - No. - Oh. 557 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,760 I was just in the mood for a banker. 558 00:44:23,922 --> 00:44:25,184 You understand, don't you? 559 00:44:25,227 --> 00:44:27,142 Sure. Sure. 560 00:44:27,229 --> 00:44:28,709 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings-- 561 00:44:28,822 --> 00:44:30,215 It's alright.. 562 00:44:35,924 --> 00:44:37,839 Not bad. 563 00:44:39,379 --> 00:44:40,903 Come on. 564 00:44:47,631 --> 00:44:50,202 Sit down. Waiter. 565 00:44:54,996 --> 00:44:56,171 Yes, madam. 566 00:44:56,258 --> 00:44:57,477 Lots of champagne. 567 00:44:57,564 --> 00:44:58,696 Yes, madam. 568 00:45:05,209 --> 00:45:07,503 You're the freshest Fifi I ever met. 569 00:45:08,544 --> 00:45:10,577 But a nice Fifi. 570 00:45:10,775 --> 00:45:12,059 How nice? 571 00:45:12,326 --> 00:45:14,872 Mmm.. Not too nice. 572 00:45:15,242 --> 00:45:18,283 Your right eye says yes and your left eye says no. 573 00:45:18,628 --> 00:45:20,922 Fifi, you're cockeyed. 574 00:45:21,634 --> 00:45:23,111 Quite right. 575 00:45:23,285 --> 00:45:26,071 For instance, at the moment, I'm looking at someone else 576 00:45:26,374 --> 00:45:28,465 and what's more.. 577 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,896 Let go of my hands. 578 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:35,679 You're charming, fascinating, delightful. 579 00:45:36,168 --> 00:45:37,849 Stop kicking me. 580 00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:39,854 Stop pinching me. 581 00:45:41,139 --> 00:45:42,913 That's better. 582 00:45:43,095 --> 00:45:44,985 Now, you're behaving like a gentleman. 583 00:45:47,004 --> 00:45:48,683 Give me back my shoe. 584 00:46:31,781 --> 00:46:34,617 Girls who sit at my table don't flirt with other men. 585 00:46:34,828 --> 00:46:36,054 Understand? 586 00:46:36,434 --> 00:46:38,491 I'm not your slave. 587 00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:40,844 After all, we're living in 1885. 588 00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:42,224 Shut up. 589 00:46:54,299 --> 00:46:55,299 Ow! 590 00:47:09,965 --> 00:47:11,619 Constantinople. 591 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,117 Number seven. 592 00:47:25,047 --> 00:47:26,826 - Let's go. - Where? 593 00:47:27,009 --> 00:47:28,909 Upstairs, to the private dining room. 594 00:47:29,107 --> 00:47:32,581 Oh, no. I never go to private dining rooms. 595 00:47:33,007 --> 00:47:35,330 I don't want to act the lady but.. 596 00:48:23,718 --> 00:48:25,641 May I put it on? 597 00:48:25,927 --> 00:48:27,156 Please. 598 00:49:23,907 --> 00:49:28,042 And now, Fifi, if you feel in the mood for a banker.. 599 00:49:29,705 --> 00:49:31,185 ...the door is not locked. 600 00:50:32,928 --> 00:50:34,753 What's the matter? 601 00:50:34,945 --> 00:50:36,218 Great man. 602 00:50:37,546 --> 00:50:40,593 His only mistake was he attacked too early. 603 00:50:43,414 --> 00:50:45,203 That's how he lost Waterloo. 604 00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:47,827 Oh, now, listen. I don't mind a little kissing. 605 00:50:47,948 --> 00:50:49,602 I rather enjoy sometimes. 606 00:50:49,742 --> 00:50:52,310 But this is absolutely demoralizing. 607 00:50:52,441 --> 00:50:55,096 First, it's the Turk, now it's Napoleon. 608 00:50:55,183 --> 00:50:56,619 Well, I'll give you Napoleon. 609 00:50:56,766 --> 00:50:58,637 You can have him all night. 610 00:51:00,699 --> 00:51:03,136 And see if you can get his hand off the second button. 611 00:51:09,312 --> 00:51:11,713 - Anything wrong? - No, she's impossible. 612 00:51:11,835 --> 00:51:15,246 I take her upstairs and just when I am about to be nice to her 613 00:51:15,340 --> 00:51:17,255 she stops to talk about another man. 614 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:23,471 Shame on you. 615 00:51:25,446 --> 00:51:28,971 Why, the girl has no etiquette. Come on. 616 00:51:48,408 --> 00:51:50,332 Would you like to dance? 617 00:51:50,854 --> 00:51:51,854 No. 618 00:53:11,348 --> 00:53:14,235 ♪ Not a word dear ♪ 619 00:53:14,322 --> 00:53:16,889 ♪ Have I heard here ♪ 620 00:53:16,976 --> 00:53:21,375 ♪ Yet I know ♪ 621 00:53:21,546 --> 00:53:23,983 ♪ You've not told me ♪ 622 00:53:24,070 --> 00:53:26,290 ♪ But you hold me ♪ 623 00:53:26,377 --> 00:53:31,028 ♪ For I know ♪ 624 00:53:31,253 --> 00:53:36,071 ♪ Words may be unspoken ♪ 625 00:53:36,257 --> 00:53:41,218 ♪ Yet I know you hear ♪ 626 00:53:41,409 --> 00:53:48,137 ♪ Music finds your heart's reply ♪ 627 00:53:49,443 --> 00:53:56,320 ♪ I love you dear ♪♪ 628 00:54:33,496 --> 00:54:34,804 Danilo. 629 00:54:35,003 --> 00:54:36,239 Yes, Fifi. 630 00:54:36,664 --> 00:54:38,230 Do you love me? 631 00:54:38,361 --> 00:54:40,406 Certainly. Why not? 632 00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:44,341 Oh, you don't understand. 633 00:54:44,498 --> 00:54:48,475 I mean, do you love me? 634 00:54:48,833 --> 00:54:50,400 Forever. 635 00:54:54,951 --> 00:54:57,155 How long is forever with you? 636 00:54:57,755 --> 00:55:00,236 What a funny question? 637 00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,725 Has no one ever asked you that before? 638 00:55:02,768 --> 00:55:04,814 Oh, not at Maxim's. 639 00:55:06,868 --> 00:55:09,349 You like Maxim's girls best. Don't you? 640 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,352 Of course, I do. 641 00:55:11,439 --> 00:55:13,179 Where in all the world can you find 642 00:55:13,222 --> 00:55:16,182 girls so beautiful, so charming? 643 00:55:16,503 --> 00:55:20,280 Who can dance like you girls? Who can smile like you? 644 00:55:20,404 --> 00:55:22,057 Hmm? 645 00:55:25,496 --> 00:55:27,889 Ah, you're wonderful. 646 00:55:28,539 --> 00:55:30,523 And let me tell you something, Fifi. 647 00:55:30,670 --> 00:55:33,303 Stay just what you are. 648 00:55:33,704 --> 00:55:35,619 Have you ever met a society woman? 649 00:55:37,149 --> 00:55:38,449 Never. 650 00:55:38,578 --> 00:55:40,275 Well, you haven't missed a thing. 651 00:55:42,164 --> 00:55:44,036 You don't like ladies? 652 00:55:44,167 --> 00:55:46,561 Yes. Yes, I like them. 653 00:55:46,648 --> 00:55:50,541 They are nice but they take love too seriously. 654 00:55:51,019 --> 00:55:54,396 They can't enjoy it today without bothering about tomorrow. 655 00:55:54,568 --> 00:55:57,651 You mean, they're hard to get rid off. 656 00:55:58,196 --> 00:56:02,053 Right. And the silly questions they ask you. 657 00:56:02,272 --> 00:56:03,795 "Do you love me?" 658 00:56:03,882 --> 00:56:08,293 And then you have to lie, "Yes, certainly, of course." 659 00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:11,455 And then they'll ask you again, "Do you really love me?" 660 00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:14,892 No, really.. 661 00:56:26,112 --> 00:56:28,985 Oh. Well, may I ask who you are? 662 00:56:30,856 --> 00:56:33,859 Just one of those women who ask silly questions. 663 00:56:36,741 --> 00:56:38,699 And then you have to lie. 664 00:56:42,946 --> 00:56:44,759 Do you still want me to stay? 665 00:56:44,879 --> 00:56:47,621 Oh, I wouldn't let you go for anything in the world. 666 00:56:54,510 --> 00:56:57,104 But, what if I should bother you tomorrow? 667 00:56:57,291 --> 00:57:00,932 What if I should be... hard to get rid off? 668 00:57:04,604 --> 00:57:06,357 Darling.. 669 00:57:07,387 --> 00:57:08,649 Is that all you can say? 670 00:57:08,692 --> 00:57:10,435 No, but.. 671 00:57:10,862 --> 00:57:12,473 It's a very clear answer. 672 00:57:12,516 --> 00:57:14,909 Oh, now, listen, Fifi. 673 00:57:15,203 --> 00:57:17,782 Fifi. That's all you really want. 674 00:57:17,869 --> 00:57:19,436 That's what every woman is to you. 675 00:57:19,523 --> 00:57:20,915 Fifi. 676 00:57:21,002 --> 00:57:23,396 - You great lover. - Oh, please.. 677 00:57:23,483 --> 00:57:25,267 Oh, you don't even know what love is. 678 00:57:25,354 --> 00:57:27,531 Please. Please. Don't spoil this evening. 679 00:57:27,618 --> 00:57:30,229 Spoil this evening? Oh, no, I won't. 680 00:57:30,428 --> 00:57:33,823 You came here to have a great time, didn't you? 681 00:57:33,998 --> 00:57:35,390 Well, you'll have it. 682 00:57:35,433 --> 00:57:37,174 You won't be cheated. 683 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:45,157 Kiki, Margo, Cloclo, Marsel. 684 00:57:45,287 --> 00:57:46,810 Now, listen. 685 00:57:51,275 --> 00:57:54,974 Girls, the gentleman wants to be entertained. 686 00:58:00,232 --> 00:58:02,104 Here they are. 687 00:58:02,269 --> 00:58:04,829 All your little tonights.. 688 00:58:05,046 --> 00:58:07,526 ...and not a tomorrow among them. 689 00:58:17,293 --> 00:58:20,905 Goodnight, deary. I deserved your scolding. 690 00:58:22,803 --> 00:58:24,588 I should have known better. 691 00:58:51,066 --> 00:58:54,460 ♪ Goodbye to you Maxim's ♪ 692 00:58:54,569 --> 00:58:58,056 ♪ I've got to live the dream ♪ 693 00:58:58,143 --> 00:59:00,362 ♪ You've given me what's splendid ♪ 694 00:59:00,449 --> 00:59:03,235 ♪ But now the play has ended ♪ 695 00:59:03,322 --> 00:59:09,154 ♪ I give you to Zuzu Cloclo Margo Crucru ♪ 696 00:59:09,241 --> 00:59:14,986 ♪ But while I have lost in spirit ♪ 697 00:59:15,203 --> 00:59:21,949 ♪ I leave Maxim's to you ♪♪ 698 01:00:11,956 --> 01:00:15,176 ♪ I could not believe it at all ♪ 699 01:00:15,263 --> 01:00:19,137 ♪ But all widows are gay ♪ 700 01:00:19,224 --> 01:00:23,271 ♪ And if we're poor ones or the rich ones ♪ 701 01:00:23,358 --> 01:00:25,317 ♪ We are much more attractive ♪ 702 01:00:25,404 --> 01:00:27,536 ♪ That way ♪ 703 01:00:48,663 --> 01:00:49,969 Where is Captain Danilo? 704 01:00:50,012 --> 01:00:52,431 - Ah, he-- - Don't lie to me. Where is he? 705 01:00:52,703 --> 01:00:54,433 He-he left, sir. 706 01:00:54,565 --> 01:00:56,610 - He left? - Uh, he left. 707 01:00:56,697 --> 01:00:57,785 How long ago? 708 01:00:57,828 --> 01:00:59,133 Yesterday. 709 01:00:59,220 --> 01:01:01,222 You mean he hasn't come back since last night? 710 01:01:01,309 --> 01:01:02,310 Yes, sir. 711 01:01:02,397 --> 01:01:06,227 Oh. Oh. Oh, dear, dear. 712 01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:09,709 What am I going to do with her? 713 01:01:09,796 --> 01:01:11,450 Please, don't kill her. Forgive her, sir. 714 01:01:11,537 --> 01:01:13,844 I'm sure she can explain everything. 715 01:01:13,975 --> 01:01:15,933 - Who? - Your wife, sir. 716 01:01:15,976 --> 01:01:17,151 Who do you think I am? 717 01:01:17,238 --> 01:01:18,849 The husband, aren't you? 718 01:01:18,936 --> 01:01:20,415 I am the Marshovian ambassador. 719 01:01:20,502 --> 01:01:22,287 Oh. Then I must tell the truth. 720 01:01:22,418 --> 01:01:24,072 Yes, well, what is it? 721 01:01:24,115 --> 01:01:26,900 Captain Danilo left last night and he hasn't come back. 722 01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:29,816 Oh. What will I do? 723 01:01:29,903 --> 01:01:31,252 What will I do? 724 01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:33,907 If you don't mind, sir, I still say forgive her. 725 01:01:33,994 --> 01:01:35,474 - She loves you. - I'm not married. 726 01:01:35,561 --> 01:01:36,823 I'm not looking for my wife. 727 01:01:36,910 --> 01:01:39,913 I'm look for Captain Danilo. Where is he? 728 01:01:40,044 --> 01:01:42,917 Your Excellency, you may think I'm stubborn. 729 01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:46,267 But he left last night and he hasn't come back. 730 01:01:46,354 --> 01:01:47,355 You find him. 731 01:01:47,442 --> 01:01:48,487 You go to every nightclub 732 01:01:48,574 --> 01:01:50,837 every cafe, every.. Here. 733 01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:52,090 Here are some addresses. 734 01:01:52,143 --> 01:01:53,448 If Captain Danilo doesn't appear 735 01:01:53,535 --> 01:01:54,538 immediately here in the embassy 736 01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:55,494 he'll be court marshaled. 737 01:01:55,581 --> 01:01:57,235 Oh, yes, Your Excellency. 738 01:01:57,322 --> 01:01:59,803 Listen. Don't you lose those addresses. 739 01:01:59,890 --> 01:02:01,195 No, Your Excellency. 740 01:02:51,158 --> 01:02:53,160 - Captain. Captain. - Hmm... what? 741 01:02:53,247 --> 01:02:54,640 - Hello, captain, it's me. - Ah.. 742 01:02:54,727 --> 01:02:57,251 - Mishka, Captain. Mishka. - Ah.. 743 01:02:57,338 --> 01:03:01,865 - Yes. Your uniform. Uniform. - Ah.. 744 01:03:01,952 --> 01:03:04,128 Uniform put on, captain. 745 01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:05,912 - Ah.. - Yes.. 746 01:03:05,999 --> 01:03:09,220 Embassy. Embassy. Ah, ah, ah. 747 01:03:09,307 --> 01:03:10,482 Ah. 748 01:03:10,569 --> 01:03:11,788 Court marshal, captain. 749 01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,180 Oh.. 750 01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:14,921 Nice captain. 751 01:03:15,008 --> 01:03:17,184 'Nice captain.' 752 01:03:18,446 --> 01:03:19,970 'Nice captain.' 753 01:03:26,367 --> 01:03:28,805 He won't let me put on his uniform. 754 01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:32,460 'Danilo..' 755 01:03:55,135 --> 01:03:57,311 Forward march! 756 01:03:59,444 --> 01:04:00,532 Hut. 757 01:04:02,012 --> 01:04:03,970 No. 758 01:04:04,057 --> 01:04:07,931 No, no, no, I'm not going to make love to that widow. 759 01:04:08,018 --> 01:04:10,368 Can you imagine ordering to make love? 760 01:04:10,455 --> 01:04:11,455 That's the army. 761 01:04:11,499 --> 01:04:12,674 I never heard of such a thing 762 01:04:12,761 --> 01:04:14,286 and I've been with the army all my live. 763 01:04:14,328 --> 01:04:15,939 Do you have to marry her, Danilo? 764 01:04:16,026 --> 01:04:17,506 It's a secret. Don't tell it, Captain. 765 01:04:17,549 --> 01:04:18,898 It's a secret. 766 01:04:19,029 --> 01:04:22,206 If I don't bring her back to Marshovia 767 01:04:22,293 --> 01:04:25,848 Marshovia will be... bankrupt. 768 01:04:26,079 --> 01:04:27,515 That's a secret, too. 769 01:04:27,602 --> 01:04:29,517 And I'm not going to tell you. 770 01:04:29,604 --> 01:04:31,911 He'll be court marshaled if he doesn't go. 771 01:04:31,998 --> 01:04:35,509 Fifi. Where are you, Fifi? 772 01:04:35,828 --> 01:04:37,830 If she really loves you, she'll come back. 773 01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:39,310 But she's a lady. 774 01:04:39,397 --> 01:04:42,139 I once knew a lady who came back twice. 775 01:04:42,226 --> 01:04:46,056 Alright. Alright. I'm not going. 776 01:04:46,143 --> 01:04:47,579 He's going to be shot. 777 01:04:47,666 --> 01:04:49,102 Please get him to the embassy. 778 01:04:49,189 --> 01:04:53,019 No, I won't. I won't. 779 01:04:53,150 --> 01:04:56,152 Maxim's. That's where Fifi is. 780 01:04:56,414 --> 01:04:59,591 I'm going to Maxim's and nothing can stop me. 781 01:04:59,678 --> 01:05:00,722 - Yes. - Right. 782 01:05:00,809 --> 01:05:03,812 I'm going to Maxim's. 783 01:05:40,414 --> 01:05:42,155 - Any news? - No, Your Excellency. 784 01:05:44,114 --> 01:05:46,507 - Is that him? - No. No. No. 785 01:05:46,550 --> 01:05:48,162 Didn't I tell you exactly what he looks like? 786 01:05:48,205 --> 01:05:49,554 - Yes, sir. - Oh.. 787 01:05:49,597 --> 01:05:51,730 - Hey. - Just a moment. Don't.. 788 01:06:25,877 --> 01:06:27,748 I'm not going to make love to that widow. 789 01:06:29,376 --> 01:06:30,595 Another a cup of coffee. 790 01:06:30,682 --> 01:06:32,118 - I'm perfectly sober. - Drink it. 791 01:06:32,161 --> 01:06:33,887 I'm in full possession of all my faculties. 792 01:06:33,930 --> 01:06:34,904 Drink it. 793 01:06:34,947 --> 01:06:36,231 But I'm not going to make love to your widow. 794 01:06:36,274 --> 01:06:37,211 Drink that coffee. 795 01:06:37,254 --> 01:06:38,690 I'm in love with another woman. 796 01:06:38,777 --> 01:06:40,474 - Who is she? - I don't know. 797 01:06:40,561 --> 01:06:41,606 Drink that coffee. 798 01:06:41,693 --> 01:06:43,086 - No. - Drink that coffee! 799 01:06:44,435 --> 01:06:46,994 I'm a soldier. I'm an officer. 800 01:06:47,134 --> 01:06:48,700 My duty is to fight. 801 01:06:48,787 --> 01:06:51,181 I'm willing to die on every battlefield. 802 01:06:51,224 --> 01:06:53,618 But I'm not going to drink another cup of coffee! 803 01:06:53,705 --> 01:06:56,360 In the name of His Majesty, King Achmed the Second 804 01:06:56,447 --> 01:06:57,970 Commander-in-Chief of the Army 805 01:06:58,196 --> 01:07:01,112 High Admiral of the navy, drink that coffee! 806 01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:09,066 Now. 807 01:07:10,259 --> 01:07:11,956 You stay here and face the widow. 808 01:08:06,473 --> 01:08:08,780 'And now, we come to the room, madam' 809 01:08:08,867 --> 01:08:11,130 'where King Achmed said to Queen Dolores' 810 01:08:11,261 --> 01:08:14,525 'for the first time, the historic words' 811 01:08:14,645 --> 01:08:15,864 ' "I love you" .' 812 01:08:20,922 --> 01:08:21,922 Please, madam. 813 01:08:37,434 --> 01:08:40,698 Well. What a surprise. 814 01:08:41,873 --> 01:08:44,136 Captain Danilo. 815 01:08:45,817 --> 01:08:49,603 Well, of all people. How did you get here? 816 01:08:49,690 --> 01:08:50,735 When did you arrive? 817 01:08:50,822 --> 01:08:54,739 Oh, yes, well, what a coincidence. 818 01:08:54,826 --> 01:08:56,741 What a coincidence. 819 01:08:56,828 --> 01:09:00,179 I thought he was in Marshovia. Yes. 820 01:09:00,266 --> 01:09:02,138 Captain Danilo. 821 01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:05,228 Madam Sonia, may I present my dearest friend 822 01:09:05,315 --> 01:09:07,012 none other than Captain Danilo. 823 01:09:13,956 --> 01:09:15,393 It's a pleasure, madam. 824 01:09:16,946 --> 01:09:18,042 Is it? 825 01:09:18,665 --> 01:09:21,175 It's more, it's a thrill. 826 01:09:21,809 --> 01:09:24,819 Meeting you is the greatest thing that could happen to me. 827 01:09:25,430 --> 01:09:27,258 Madam, may I ask a favor? 828 01:09:29,025 --> 01:09:31,157 Shall I lift my veil, Captain? 829 01:09:32,446 --> 01:09:34,880 Oh, no, madam. No. 830 01:09:35,169 --> 01:09:37,345 I don't jump over garden walls anymore. 831 01:09:39,168 --> 01:09:40,655 Since when? 832 01:09:40,870 --> 01:09:42,709 Since yesterday. 833 01:09:43,004 --> 01:09:46,556 I fell in love with a girl... madly. 834 01:09:47,139 --> 01:09:48,836 But she disappeared. 835 01:09:48,923 --> 01:09:53,928 And you, madam, are the only one in the world who can help me find her. 836 01:09:54,214 --> 01:09:56,599 Her name is Fifi. 837 01:10:04,766 --> 01:10:06,833 Fifi is no more. 838 01:10:07,072 --> 01:10:08,116 You killed her. 839 01:10:12,164 --> 01:10:14,428 After she left you last night 840 01:10:14,644 --> 01:10:16,950 she came home and committed suicide. 841 01:10:18,962 --> 01:10:22,401 She jumped into a cold bath, and you'd be surprised, Captain 842 01:10:22,495 --> 01:10:24,148 what cold water can do. 843 01:10:38,843 --> 01:10:40,148 Just a moment. 844 01:10:42,150 --> 01:10:44,283 Another telegram to His Majesty. 845 01:10:44,370 --> 01:10:47,286 Following this accurate statement of happenings. 846 01:10:47,373 --> 01:10:50,158 Coffee worked. Introduction performed. 847 01:10:50,290 --> 01:10:52,379 Widow accused Danilo of murder 848 01:10:52,466 --> 01:10:54,381 but was willing to lift veil. 849 01:10:54,468 --> 01:10:56,861 Couldn't understand the rest of conversation as both talked 850 01:10:56,948 --> 01:10:59,249 in code, and shh.. 851 01:11:00,865 --> 01:11:04,605 At the moment, both are standing in front of the garden door. 852 01:11:04,912 --> 01:11:06,705 If he could only get her into the garden.. 853 01:11:08,046 --> 01:11:10,135 He whispers something in her ear. 854 01:11:10,386 --> 01:11:11,866 Apparently, something nice. 855 01:11:13,399 --> 01:11:16,836 She gets very angry. In fact, she's furious. 856 01:11:17,333 --> 01:11:19,291 She opens the garden door. 857 01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:21,407 She goes into the garden. 858 01:11:21,606 --> 01:11:25,360 He follows. Victory. Victory. Victory. 859 01:11:26,464 --> 01:11:28,476 I love you, Sonia. 860 01:11:28,806 --> 01:11:30,386 So I noticed, last night. 861 01:11:30,455 --> 01:11:33,303 Oh, please. I'm mad about you. 862 01:11:33,767 --> 01:11:35,334 Everybody is. 863 01:11:35,421 --> 01:11:37,684 I've heard it at least a hundred times tonight. 864 01:11:37,849 --> 01:11:39,285 And everybody wants to marry me. 865 01:11:40,948 --> 01:11:43,560 There must be something wonderful about me. 866 01:11:43,797 --> 01:11:46,302 What is it that fascinate all these men? 867 01:11:46,493 --> 01:11:48,233 What can it be? 868 01:11:48,294 --> 01:11:51,723 Is it my charm, or my beauty? 869 01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:55,615 Or... do you suppose it's my position? 870 01:11:57,617 --> 01:12:00,011 You mean, your money? 871 01:12:00,167 --> 01:12:01,167 Yes. 872 01:12:03,231 --> 01:12:05,886 I don't know about the other men. but with me 873 01:12:05,973 --> 01:12:08,541 it's strictly your money and nothing else. 874 01:12:08,628 --> 01:12:10,326 - I believe you. - I knew you would. 875 01:12:10,457 --> 01:12:12,415 That's why I said it. 876 01:12:12,502 --> 01:12:14,896 If you had only told me last night who you were.. 877 01:12:14,983 --> 01:12:17,072 If I had only known that I had in my arms 878 01:12:17,167 --> 01:12:18,386 the richest widow, I.. 879 01:12:20,795 --> 01:12:22,797 What did you come to Maxim's for anyway? 880 01:12:27,952 --> 01:12:29,649 Oh, I see. 881 01:12:29,822 --> 01:12:31,955 Just a rich woman looking for a thrill. 882 01:12:33,827 --> 01:12:34,872 Goodbye, Captain. 883 01:15:42,232 --> 01:15:43,953 A telegram to His Majesty. 884 01:15:44,191 --> 01:15:46,150 Just came out of shrubbery. 885 01:15:46,237 --> 01:15:48,103 Big doings in garden. 886 01:15:48,282 --> 01:15:51,198 Overheard whole scene but could not understand a word 887 01:15:51,329 --> 01:15:53,719 because wind was against me and yet-- 888 01:15:53,801 --> 01:15:55,360 Telegram, Your Excellency. 889 01:15:59,476 --> 01:16:00,608 It's from His Majesty. 890 01:16:02,514 --> 01:16:03,646 It's in code. 891 01:16:07,187 --> 01:16:08,711 - Zizipoff. - Yes, Your Excellency. 892 01:16:08,754 --> 01:16:09,829 Follow me. 893 01:16:22,091 --> 01:16:24,006 The first word is "Darling." 894 01:16:24,049 --> 01:16:26,094 - What does it mean? - D... D.. 895 01:16:28,453 --> 01:16:30,924 Da... da... da... da... 896 01:16:31,238 --> 01:16:33,233 Da... "Darling." 897 01:16:33,545 --> 01:16:36,113 "I consider you the greatest idiot 898 01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:37,984 in the diplomatic service." 899 01:16:46,340 --> 01:16:49,213 What is the next word, Your Excellency? 900 01:16:55,287 --> 01:16:57,017 "Lilac time." 901 01:16:57,202 --> 01:16:59,074 "Lilac time." 902 01:17:09,059 --> 01:17:10,452 Adamavich. 903 01:17:10,539 --> 01:17:11,845 'Yes, Your Excellency.' 904 01:17:11,932 --> 01:17:13,890 Go to my bedroom. 905 01:17:13,933 --> 01:17:16,153 In the cabinet behind His Majesty's picture 906 01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:19,069 there's a little brown bottle of poison. 907 01:17:19,274 --> 01:17:22,019 Throw it away. It's a protective measure. 908 01:17:22,246 --> 01:17:23,421 'Yes, Your Excellency.' 909 01:17:31,705 --> 01:17:34,241 Read it again, slowly. 910 01:17:34,806 --> 01:17:37,504 "I consider you the greatest idiot 911 01:17:37,669 --> 01:17:39,708 "in the diplomatic service. 912 01:17:39,916 --> 01:17:42,005 "A diplomat who does not know 913 01:17:42,092 --> 01:17:45,748 "what is going on under his very roof is unfit 914 01:17:45,913 --> 01:17:48,437 "to bear the noble name of Popov. 915 01:17:48,534 --> 01:17:50,188 "It is hard to believe 916 01:17:50,231 --> 01:17:54,801 "that you are the son of that great statesman, Popov. 917 01:17:55,030 --> 01:17:58,456 "But, Popov or no Popov 918 01:17:58,499 --> 01:18:01,633 "I consider you the greatest idiot 919 01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:04,027 "in the diplomatic service. 920 01:18:04,114 --> 01:18:05,681 "Now, listen, Popov. 921 01:18:05,768 --> 01:18:08,901 "Danilo gave secrets away to Maxim's girls. 922 01:18:08,988 --> 01:18:10,729 "Secret all over Paris. 923 01:18:10,816 --> 01:18:13,427 "Local Marshovian newspapers 924 01:18:13,514 --> 01:18:15,995 "read this information by telegraph. 925 01:18:16,082 --> 01:18:19,259 "Opposition papers will print story tomorrow. 926 01:18:19,346 --> 01:18:24,003 "If widow finds out before marriage, everything lost. 927 01:18:24,134 --> 01:18:27,050 "She must be married tonight. 928 01:18:27,093 --> 01:18:28,921 "Therefore, act quickly. 929 01:18:29,008 --> 01:18:30,749 "Be brilliant, be creative. 930 01:18:30,836 --> 01:18:32,359 "Kill rumors. Admit nothing. 931 01:18:32,446 --> 01:18:34,622 "Deny everything. Avoid issues. 932 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,668 "Face fact. Stand fact. 933 01:18:36,755 --> 01:18:39,279 "Something must be done. Do it, do it now. 934 01:18:39,366 --> 01:18:41,586 "What are you waiting for? 935 01:18:42,489 --> 01:18:43,489 Achmed." 936 01:18:49,257 --> 01:18:51,683 Do you still like Maxim girls best? 937 01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:54,773 I love you and only you, darling. 938 01:18:54,905 --> 01:18:56,689 Please believe me. 939 01:18:56,732 --> 01:19:00,073 - Danilo. - Ask me anything you want. 940 01:19:00,344 --> 01:19:01,998 All my silly questions? 941 01:19:02,085 --> 01:19:03,782 Yes. About tomorrow. 942 01:19:03,869 --> 01:19:05,566 About all the days after tomorrow. 943 01:19:05,687 --> 01:19:08,233 Ask me anything, everything. 944 01:19:08,613 --> 01:19:10,833 But please, believe me. 945 01:19:12,138 --> 01:19:13,650 I do believe you. 946 01:19:14,078 --> 01:19:17,035 Because I want to believe you. 947 01:19:18,405 --> 01:19:20,146 Ladies. Ladies and gentlemen. 948 01:19:20,233 --> 01:19:22,409 I have the honor to announce the coming marriage 949 01:19:22,496 --> 01:19:25,456 and the present engagement of the charming Marshovian lady 950 01:19:25,543 --> 01:19:28,198 Madam Sonia, and our own Count Danilo 951 01:19:28,285 --> 01:19:29,765 captain of the royal guard. 952 01:19:29,852 --> 01:19:31,418 'It's a love match.' 953 01:19:31,574 --> 01:19:33,571 How-how does he know? 954 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:36,436 How does anyone know except you and me? 955 01:19:37,162 --> 01:19:38,162 Darling. 956 01:19:38,294 --> 01:19:39,687 'Captain Danilo' 957 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:42,157 Will you be good enough to come to His Excellency immediately? 958 01:19:42,199 --> 01:19:43,386 Sonia. 959 01:19:43,803 --> 01:19:45,368 Yes, Danilo? 960 01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:48,001 Will you wait here for me? 961 01:19:48,165 --> 01:19:49,427 Of course. 962 01:20:01,665 --> 01:20:03,936 Your Excellency, how dare you made such an announcement. 963 01:20:04,042 --> 01:20:06,262 - How dare you. - Do you know whom you're talking? 964 01:20:06,310 --> 01:20:08,181 - To the biggest idiot. - Oh. 965 01:20:08,224 --> 01:20:09,630 You read the telegram. 966 01:20:09,891 --> 01:20:10,937 What telegram? 967 01:20:11,075 --> 01:20:13,512 Here. Here. Read it. 968 01:20:14,592 --> 01:20:16,289 It's unbelievable. 969 01:20:16,376 --> 01:20:18,016 An officer giving away a government secret 970 01:20:18,074 --> 01:20:19,597 to a lot of Maxim's girls. 971 01:20:19,684 --> 01:20:20,990 All Paris knows it. 972 01:20:21,077 --> 01:20:22,600 Tomorrow it'll be in all the papers. 973 01:20:22,739 --> 01:20:25,133 If the widow ever finds out this is a conspiracy 974 01:20:25,334 --> 01:20:28,267 that the government sent you here she'll call off the marriage. 975 01:20:28,379 --> 01:20:30,816 And the next thing, she'll take her money out of Marshovia. 976 01:20:30,956 --> 01:20:32,610 Then where will we be? 977 01:20:32,749 --> 01:20:34,403 You have to marry her tonight. 978 01:20:34,498 --> 01:20:35,934 Act quickly, be brilliant. 979 01:20:38,268 --> 01:20:40,139 "Act quickly, be brilliant, meet crisis 980 01:20:40,226 --> 01:20:41,575 "deny everything, face facts. 981 01:20:41,662 --> 01:20:43,273 "Something must be done. 982 01:20:43,377 --> 01:20:45,422 "Do it. Do it now. 983 01:20:45,579 --> 01:20:47,233 What are you waiting for?" 984 01:20:47,276 --> 01:20:48,669 Your Excellency. Shut up! 985 01:21:12,710 --> 01:21:14,538 Sonia, you're crying. 986 01:21:16,026 --> 01:21:17,897 I'm crying because I'm happy. 987 01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:21,657 Why shouldn't I be happy? 988 01:21:23,591 --> 01:21:25,288 - Sonia. - Yes, Danilo. 989 01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:29,830 There is something, something I must tell you. 990 01:21:30,015 --> 01:21:31,015 Please. 991 01:21:32,659 --> 01:21:34,096 Just a moment. 992 01:22:05,224 --> 01:22:06,443 You love me, don't you? 993 01:22:06,530 --> 01:22:08,836 Yes, I do. I do love you. 994 01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:11,100 You don't have to convince me. 995 01:22:11,221 --> 01:22:13,440 I know it and the Maxim's girls 996 01:22:13,562 --> 01:22:17,001 all Paris, the whole world everybody knows you love me. 997 01:22:19,603 --> 01:22:22,780 And everybody knows... why. 998 01:22:24,722 --> 01:22:28,160 Well, Captain, go ahead, I'm waiting. 999 01:22:28,247 --> 01:22:30,119 I'd love to hear you lie. 1000 01:22:34,427 --> 01:22:36,429 Have you nothing to say to me? 1001 01:22:38,300 --> 01:22:41,346 Nothing, madam, that you would believe. 1002 01:22:44,263 --> 01:22:45,743 Goodbye, Captain. 1003 01:22:56,580 --> 01:22:57,929 Congratulations. 1004 01:22:58,016 --> 01:22:59,104 Congratulations. 1005 01:22:59,191 --> 01:23:01,593 'Ladies and gentlemen.' 1006 01:23:01,846 --> 01:23:05,135 'I wish to correct a misunderstanding.' 1007 01:23:05,371 --> 01:23:07,547 'The announcement of Madam's engagement' 1008 01:23:07,678 --> 01:23:11,637 'has been made without Madam's knowledge or consent.' 1009 01:23:11,899 --> 01:23:13,379 'I am speaking for Madam Sonia' 1010 01:23:13,466 --> 01:23:15,381 'when I say that Madam has never entertained' 1011 01:23:15,468 --> 01:23:18,863 'the slightest thought of such an engagement.' 1012 01:23:32,877 --> 01:23:36,707 Madam, there is nothing left to be said. 1013 01:23:36,794 --> 01:23:38,665 I shall make no attempt to explain. 1014 01:23:38,752 --> 01:23:41,886 I know it's all over. 1015 01:23:41,973 --> 01:23:44,149 There's only one thing I want to say before I go. 1016 01:23:46,021 --> 01:23:48,936 I loved you... Fifi. 1017 01:23:51,374 --> 01:23:53,289 Now, what do you expect me to do? 1018 01:23:53,376 --> 01:23:56,064 Fall in your arms? 1019 01:23:56,205 --> 01:23:58,511 Marshovia has elected the right man. 1020 01:23:58,598 --> 01:24:00,165 You're brilliant, Captain. 1021 01:24:00,252 --> 01:24:01,558 Too brilliant. 1022 01:24:13,700 --> 01:24:14,832 Sorry, Captain. 1023 01:24:14,919 --> 01:24:16,138 In the name of His Majesty 1024 01:24:16,225 --> 01:24:17,487 you're under arrest. 1025 01:24:17,574 --> 01:24:19,315 You leave for Marshovia immediately. 1026 01:24:23,884 --> 01:24:26,539 Well, gentlemen, shall we dance? 1027 01:24:26,626 --> 01:24:28,150 - Oh, please, madam. - Oh. 1028 01:24:32,589 --> 01:24:35,244 ♪ Open the gates for a moment ♪ 1029 01:24:35,331 --> 01:24:40,031 ♪ For gay time is in Paris and it's play time ♪ 1030 01:24:40,127 --> 01:24:42,825 ♪ Every man with a man of sincerity ♪ 1031 01:24:42,903 --> 01:24:46,081 ♪ And he tells you he loves you hysterically ♪ 1032 01:24:51,738 --> 01:24:54,611 ♪ What a pretty thing to see ♪ 1033 01:24:54,740 --> 01:24:57,699 ♪ Paris in the spring ♪ 1034 01:25:03,272 --> 01:25:06,057 ♪ What a pretty thing to see ♪ 1035 01:25:06,144 --> 01:25:08,886 ♪ Paris in the spring ♪♪ 1036 01:25:14,935 --> 01:25:16,285 Trial opens today. 1037 01:25:16,372 --> 01:25:18,287 Captain Danilo and trial. 1038 01:25:18,374 --> 01:25:20,245 Widow withdraws money from country. 1039 01:25:20,332 --> 01:25:24,162 King denies heart attack. King denies heart attack. 1040 01:25:24,249 --> 01:25:27,905 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. King denies heart attack. 1041 01:25:30,473 --> 01:25:32,301 'Widows withdraws money from country.' 1042 01:25:34,511 --> 01:25:35,512 Keep the change. 1043 01:25:35,565 --> 01:25:37,088 Thank you, sir. 1044 01:25:37,175 --> 01:25:38,524 What are we going to do? 1045 01:25:38,611 --> 01:25:39,962 If the widow doesn't change her mind 1046 01:25:40,004 --> 01:25:41,440 we can close up the country. 1047 01:25:41,527 --> 01:25:43,770 Oh, Dolores, Dolores. 1048 01:25:43,989 --> 01:25:45,426 Looks like exile to me. 1049 01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:51,755 - Revolution? - No, Your Majesty. 1050 01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:53,920 The cannon just announced the opening of the trial. 1051 01:25:55,697 --> 01:25:56,916 Thank you, Gabrilovich. 1052 01:26:03,043 --> 01:26:05,411 In the name of His Majesty I herewith open the trial 1053 01:26:05,508 --> 01:26:08,379 of the State of Marshovia versus Captain Danilo. 1054 01:26:13,593 --> 01:26:16,690 Would you be good enough to remove all the livestock from the court room? 1055 01:26:24,803 --> 01:26:26,457 Bring in the prisoner. 1056 01:26:54,557 --> 01:26:56,298 Bring in the witnesses and exhibits. 1057 01:27:22,628 --> 01:27:25,022 In the name of the state, I accuse Captain Danilo 1058 01:27:25,109 --> 01:27:26,458 of high treason. 1059 01:27:26,545 --> 01:27:27,851 Failing his duty. 1060 01:27:27,938 --> 01:27:29,113 'The state is going to prove' 1061 01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:30,810 'that this man not only is' 1062 01:27:30,897 --> 01:27:33,857 but always was a menace to Marshovia. 1063 01:27:33,944 --> 01:27:36,425 With no respect for the sanctity of a home. 1064 01:27:36,512 --> 01:27:39,123 Not even stopping at garden walls! 1065 01:27:40,690 --> 01:27:41,690 Exhibit two, please. 1066 01:27:47,653 --> 01:27:49,133 Now, generals of the jury. 1067 01:27:49,220 --> 01:27:50,526 I will prove with this exhibit-- 1068 01:27:50,613 --> 01:27:52,092 Your honor, I object. 1069 01:27:52,179 --> 01:27:54,704 I object having this witness called an exhibit. 1070 01:27:54,755 --> 01:27:56,244 - She's an exhibit. - She's a witness. 1071 01:27:56,287 --> 01:27:58,028 - She is not! - She is! 1072 01:28:01,110 --> 01:28:02,791 Objection sustained. 1073 01:28:02,929 --> 01:28:05,367 From now on, the prosecution will refer to exhibit number two 1074 01:28:05,454 --> 01:28:06,803 as witness number one. 1075 01:28:37,007 --> 01:28:40,798 Your Honor, when I read the charges against Count Danilo 1076 01:28:41,011 --> 01:28:42,708 I realized this case concerned me. 1077 01:28:42,839 --> 01:28:46,024 So I came here from Paris. 1078 01:28:46,233 --> 01:28:48,105 May I be permitted to testify? 1079 01:28:48,235 --> 01:28:50,629 'The court appreciates your patriotism, Madam.' 1080 01:28:52,666 --> 01:28:53,797 Please, Madam. 1081 01:29:00,379 --> 01:29:03,512 Madam, will you tell the generals of the jury 1082 01:29:03,599 --> 01:29:05,732 in your own charming way 1083 01:29:05,818 --> 01:29:07,428 everything you know about this case? 1084 01:29:11,433 --> 01:29:13,304 As I understand it 1085 01:29:13,391 --> 01:29:16,786 you are charging the defendant for neglecting his duty 1086 01:29:16,873 --> 01:29:20,033 and being a traitor to his country. 1087 01:29:20,354 --> 01:29:24,729 Your honor, you are accusing an innocent man. 1088 01:29:30,103 --> 01:29:33,368 He did everything in his power be true to Marshovia.. 1089 01:29:34,717 --> 01:29:37,071 ...and betray me. 1090 01:29:37,328 --> 01:29:38,982 Don't put him in jail. 1091 01:29:39,069 --> 01:29:40,853 Give him a medal, a monument. 1092 01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:42,377 Set him up as an example. 1093 01:29:42,464 --> 01:29:46,032 A Marshovian patriot who stopped at nothing. 1094 01:29:51,516 --> 01:29:53,510 He did do his duty. 1095 01:29:53,692 --> 01:29:56,227 He used every stratagem, every trick. 1096 01:29:56,468 --> 01:29:58,970 He lied, he deceived me. 1097 01:29:59,185 --> 01:30:01,492 He played with emotions, romance.. 1098 01:30:04,528 --> 01:30:07,574 He was willing to break a woman's heart.. 1099 01:30:07,801 --> 01:30:09,779 ...just as he was instructed. 1100 01:30:12,450 --> 01:30:15,868 Your honor, may I be permitted to cross-examine the witness? 1101 01:30:16,585 --> 01:30:17,934 Granted. 1102 01:30:23,591 --> 01:30:25,245 Witness is yours. 1103 01:30:34,864 --> 01:30:36,126 So I lied to you? 1104 01:30:36,213 --> 01:30:37,388 Yes. 1105 01:30:37,475 --> 01:30:38,694 I was playing a game? 1106 01:30:38,781 --> 01:30:40,086 Nothing else. 1107 01:30:40,173 --> 01:30:42,915 When I danced with you, I was thinking only of your millions? 1108 01:30:43,002 --> 01:30:44,362 And when you took me in your arms.. 1109 01:30:44,482 --> 01:30:46,613 - I was following instructions? - Yes. 1110 01:30:49,346 --> 01:30:51,391 And when I kissed you? 1111 01:30:54,290 --> 01:30:56,510 That's was the biggest lie of all. 1112 01:30:59,758 --> 01:31:01,630 That's all I want to know. 1113 01:31:04,415 --> 01:31:06,025 I'm guilty. 1114 01:31:06,112 --> 01:31:08,245 Guilty of treason, failing in duty. 1115 01:31:08,332 --> 01:31:10,029 Of everything you want. 1116 01:31:10,116 --> 01:31:11,509 But most of all 1117 01:31:11,596 --> 01:31:14,903 I'm guilty of being a fool. 1118 01:31:15,121 --> 01:31:18,473 For once in my life, I lost both 1119 01:31:18,604 --> 01:31:21,778 my heart and my head. 1120 01:31:22,267 --> 01:31:25,226 Therefore, I should be punished without mercy. 1121 01:31:26,664 --> 01:31:30,472 Let my fate be a warning to every man. 1122 01:31:30,789 --> 01:31:33,917 Any man who can dance through life 1123 01:31:34,053 --> 01:31:36,229 with hundreds of women 1124 01:31:36,342 --> 01:31:39,650 and is willing to walk through life with one 1125 01:31:39,711 --> 01:31:41,757 should be hanged. 1126 01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:14,703 The widow. 1127 01:32:14,746 --> 01:32:16,010 What's the matter with the widow? 1128 01:32:16,052 --> 01:32:17,228 Something must have happened to the widow. 1129 01:32:17,270 --> 01:32:18,663 What? What? What? 1130 01:32:18,750 --> 01:32:20,630 She wants to go to jail to visit Captain Danilo. 1131 01:32:22,145 --> 01:32:23,538 - I think.. - Quiet! 1132 01:32:28,454 --> 01:32:29,977 Yocheskiv, Raznikov. 1133 01:32:30,022 --> 01:32:31,241 'Yes, Your Majesty.' 1134 01:32:31,353 --> 01:32:33,311 - My horse. - 'Yes, Your Majesty.' 1135 01:32:42,296 --> 01:32:44,080 Are you a friend of the captain, madam? 1136 01:32:44,167 --> 01:32:45,386 Not exactly. 1137 01:32:45,429 --> 01:32:47,126 - A relative? - No. 1138 01:32:47,213 --> 01:32:48,911 But you knew him before, didn't you? 1139 01:32:48,998 --> 01:32:50,114 Oh, yes. 1140 01:32:50,242 --> 01:32:52,374 Well, you wouldn't recognize him now. 1141 01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:54,743 He's a changed man. 1142 01:32:55,210 --> 01:32:58,344 Did you hear the story about the warden's daughter? 1143 01:32:58,639 --> 01:32:59,574 No. 1144 01:32:59,661 --> 01:33:02,577 Well, last night the warden's daughter 1145 01:33:02,681 --> 01:33:05,904 brought his supper personally to his cell. 1146 01:33:06,147 --> 01:33:08,470 - And what happened? - Nothing. 1147 01:33:08,582 --> 01:33:10,715 I tell you, he's a changed man. 1148 01:33:10,846 --> 01:33:12,325 But here we are. 1149 01:33:20,891 --> 01:33:22,980 But, he isn't here. 1150 01:33:23,231 --> 01:33:24,860 It looks that way. 1151 01:33:25,027 --> 01:33:28,246 Well, don't worry about it. He always comes back. 1152 01:33:28,445 --> 01:33:29,881 Just make yourself at home. 1153 01:33:39,116 --> 01:33:40,422 Danilo. 1154 01:33:41,884 --> 01:33:43,274 He's not here. 1155 01:33:43,335 --> 01:33:46,098 - When do you expect him back? - I don't know. 1156 01:33:46,150 --> 01:33:48,135 Well, anyhow, tell him there's a big party going on 1157 01:33:48,178 --> 01:33:49,658 in the women's ward. 1158 01:33:55,281 --> 01:33:56,413 Oh. 1159 01:34:02,923 --> 01:34:04,316 I-I'm sorry. 1160 01:34:04,508 --> 01:34:06,945 I was chased by a mouse. 1161 01:34:07,236 --> 01:34:10,166 From your estate all the way here to the prison? 1162 01:34:10,403 --> 01:34:12,690 What a mouse. 1163 01:34:13,116 --> 01:34:16,128 - You don't think I came here-- - To see me? No. 1164 01:34:16,380 --> 01:34:19,631 Yes, I came to see you and deliver to you one message. 1165 01:34:19,940 --> 01:34:22,856 Tonight, there's a party going on in women's ward. Goodbye. 1166 01:34:36,841 --> 01:34:39,726 Your Majesty, not even Napoleon could have thought of this. 1167 01:34:39,978 --> 01:34:41,109 Thank you. 1168 01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:46,159 The plan can't fail. 1169 01:34:46,286 --> 01:34:48,813 They can't get out, that's what they're in for. 1170 01:34:49,054 --> 01:34:51,241 Now, put ourselves in their place. 1171 01:34:51,338 --> 01:34:54,123 We both had a quarrel and now we're locked in. 1172 01:34:54,454 --> 01:34:56,386 At first, we don't talk at all. 1173 01:34:56,517 --> 01:34:58,171 Then I'll tell you what I think of you. 1174 01:34:58,214 --> 01:35:00,303 And then you tell me what you think of me. 1175 01:35:00,398 --> 01:35:01,878 Oh, no, Your Majesty, no. 1176 01:35:01,957 --> 01:35:03,785 - I wouldn't dare. - That's right. 1177 01:35:07,996 --> 01:35:10,085 Well anyhow, we're in the cell. 1178 01:35:10,130 --> 01:35:13,403 We can't quarrel all night, and as time passes 1179 01:35:13,490 --> 01:35:17,276 I begin to realize that after all, you are a woman. 1180 01:35:17,363 --> 01:35:18,625 And above all.. 1181 01:35:18,713 --> 01:35:20,410 I begin to realize that you are a man. 1182 01:35:20,497 --> 01:35:22,412 Right, and still more 1183 01:35:22,499 --> 01:35:24,501 you are a gorgeous woman. 1184 01:35:24,588 --> 01:35:25,676 And as for me.. 1185 01:35:25,763 --> 01:35:28,026 You're wonderful, Your Majesty. 1186 01:35:28,113 --> 01:35:29,724 Oh, thank you. 1187 01:35:34,084 --> 01:35:35,531 That's Marshovia. 1188 01:35:35,730 --> 01:35:38,080 Prisoners go to party a minute, and people can't get out. 1189 01:35:38,123 --> 01:35:39,690 - Oh, you're not so innocent. - What? 1190 01:35:39,777 --> 01:35:41,431 - You did the whole thing. - Did what? 1191 01:35:41,518 --> 01:35:44,390 You bribed the jailer to lock you here with me. 1192 01:35:49,352 --> 01:35:50,614 I have to apologize. 1193 01:35:50,701 --> 01:35:52,572 You didn't bribe the jailer. 1194 01:35:52,659 --> 01:35:55,305 - It's a conspiracy. - Against both of us. 1195 01:35:55,445 --> 01:35:56,796 They want us to fall for each other. 1196 01:35:56,838 --> 01:35:58,187 We are trapped. 1197 01:35:58,274 --> 01:36:00,798 Oh. Oh, this is terrible. 1198 01:36:00,885 --> 01:36:02,321 What are we doing to do? 1199 01:36:02,408 --> 01:36:03,932 Oh, now, darling.. 1200 01:36:04,019 --> 01:36:06,282 I beg your pardon. Let's calm down. 1201 01:36:06,369 --> 01:36:08,240 Let's keep cool. 1202 01:36:08,492 --> 01:36:09,645 I have it. 1203 01:36:09,764 --> 01:36:10,982 Let's fool them. 1204 01:36:11,069 --> 01:36:12,723 Let's not fall for each other. 1205 01:36:12,810 --> 01:36:14,462 - That should be easy. - Oh, very. 1206 01:36:14,505 --> 01:36:16,225 Why should two people who hate each other.. 1207 01:36:16,268 --> 01:36:17,641 - Love each other? - Right. 1208 01:36:17,728 --> 01:36:18,990 Well, then. Let's not do it. 1209 01:36:19,119 --> 01:36:20,599 We won't. 1210 01:36:20,791 --> 01:36:22,532 Let's drink to that. 1211 01:36:39,359 --> 01:36:42,840 May our hearts remain as cold as the champagne. 1212 01:36:48,872 --> 01:36:50,830 Could be a little bit cooler. 1213 01:37:56,174 --> 01:37:59,045 Oh, please. 1214 01:37:59,151 --> 01:38:02,197 Any man who can dance through life with hundreds of women.. 1215 01:38:02,354 --> 01:38:05,252 And is willing to walk through life with one 1216 01:38:05,460 --> 01:38:09,010 should be... married. 1217 01:38:13,665 --> 01:38:16,098 Captain Danilo, do you take.. 1218 01:38:16,448 --> 01:38:18,614 Yes, certainly. 1219 01:38:19,083 --> 01:38:20,585 Of course. 80838