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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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CYBORG: [SIGHS]
Man, I miss the '80s.
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Thems looks like
some crazy fun times, yo.
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So the totally the radical.
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That's a new show.
It wasn't even made
in the '80s.
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But it feels like it was.
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Look at the big hair,
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the giant shoulder pads
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-and that sweet, sweet,
retro soundtrack.
-['80S SUSPENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Uh-uh, this show is the best.
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-This show is terrible.
-What?
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It's just using nostalgia
as a crutch
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instead of
actually being good.
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Besides, the '80s weren't even
that great.
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[GASPS] You take that back!
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Ooh, careful, bruh,
yous be skating
on that thin, thin ice.
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I would not do the disparaging
of the eight and the Os,
if I were the you.
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I'm just stating the facts.
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Uh-oh, here we go.
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"Facts"?
You wanna talk facts?
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The coolest cars,
the best TV shows,
the raddest training cards.
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Those are the Facts
of Life,baby!
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Facts which prove
that the '80s
were the greatest decade
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in human history.
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True. But, the decade
also gave us the Cold War,
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trickle-down economics,
and worst of all, jerks.
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[ALL GASP]
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Oh, yes, the '80s
were infested with
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all different kinds of jerks.
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Sports jerks,
older brother jerks,
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rich jerks, boyfriend jerks,
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and the most dangerous of all,
karate jerks.
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[SCOFFS] Jerks wouldn't
bother me.
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I'd just kick their butts
to some sweet '80s tunes
I downloaded.
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-[BELL DINGS]
-[GRUNTING]
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You wouldn't be able
to "download" anything.
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There was no Internet.
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Smartphones
didn't even exist.
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[ALL GASP]
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How did the teens
of the '80s
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do the sharing
of the information
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and the emotional Gs?
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They couldn't. These were
the only phones they had.
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They took forever to dial.
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[WHIRRING SLOWLY]
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[ALL GASP]
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So, how did people buy music
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if all they had
were these garbage phones?
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It was an archaic process.
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-[MACHINE WHIRS]
-[COIN JINGLES]
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-[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]
-ROBIN: You had to leave
your house,
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go to a mall,
find a record store,
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sift through the albums
by hand,
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and then, make your purchase
with this stuff called "cash."
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Everything you just described
sounds wonderful.
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-You wanna bet?
-What kind of bet?
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A time-travel one.
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Oh, of course, one of those.
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We travel back in time
to the 1980s,
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and all you have to do
is buy an album.
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If you manage that,
then I will agree the '80s
were the best decade ever.
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But if you can't,
you will swear off
the "greed is good" generation
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-once and for all.
-It's a bet!
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Joy! We will experience
the life of the '80s teens.
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Hooks us up with a little
of that time travel, mamas.
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Sure! Like...
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
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-[UPBEAT '80S MUSIC PLAYING]
-Wow! Look at these pants.
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RAVEN: It's totally radical.
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[LAUGHING] Dude!
You're like totally
a nerd, bro.
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I know. Before,
nerds were cool, huh?
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-Radical hair, Star.
-The, like, thanks.
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You look the bodacious.
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I am loving the snug fit
of these '80s jeans.
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-[ROBIN GRUNTING]
-[SNAPS]
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[LAUGHS] This wedgie
is going nowhere.
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I told you. The '80s rule.
[LAUGHS]
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Fresh fashion
doesn't make up for
the lack of technology.
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We still have to find our way
to the mall.
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No probs, dude.
I'll get us a rideshare.
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[BEEPING]
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Oh, will you?
No cell phones, remember?
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Ugh! How are you
supposed to get anywhere
without a rideshare?
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Aren't you forgetting about
the most iconic form of travel
in the '80s?
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CHILDREN: Kids on bikes!
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[GROOVY '80S MUSIC PLAYING]
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CHILDREN: Wheelies!
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Yes, I am loving this workout.
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Cardio!
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Check out this jump. [GRUNTS]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[SCATTING] Whoa!
You gots max air, mama.
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[ALL WHOOPING]
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I totally forgot
how much fun this is.
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Why did the modern children
not partake of the wild,
good bicycle riding?
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Kids still ride bikes.
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Just in safe places,
like cul-de-sacs
or in closed backyards,
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skate parks,
with the elbow pads. [LAUGHS]
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Eighties kids was like them
free-range chickens, bro.
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Still think
the '80s were lame, huh?
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I will admit,
the bike situation
is much more radical.
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But I won't admit defeat
until you make it to the mall
and buy that album.
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By the way,
where is that mall?
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-[TIRES SCREECH]
-I'll get directions.
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[BEEPING]
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Oh, right, no cell phones.
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Oh, no!
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I gots no idea where we is
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or wheres we're
supposed to be going, bro.
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We are the lost!
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-[ECHOES] The lost!
-[BIRD SCREECHING IN DISTANCE]
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No problem.
We'll just use...
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[UPBEAT '80S MUSIC PLAYING]
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A map.
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Whoa, a paper map,
like the early explorers used.
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Whoa! We's like him
Juan Ponce de Leons.
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[GROANING]
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There's just so many corners.
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[GROANING AND WHIMPERING] Oh!
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[GROANING]
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How's it stuck?
[GROANS IN EXASPERATION]
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Forget this map.
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How will we know
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which of the roads to take?
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Where we're going,
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we don't need roads.
[CHUCKLES]
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-[CLUCKING]
-[ALL SCREAMING]
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[ALL YELPING]
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We need roads!
They're a necessary evil!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[ALL GROANING]
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This is why kids aren't
allowed to ride bikes anymore!
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Hey, we made it!
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-[GROOVY '80S MUSIC PLAYING]
-Welcome to the mall.
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[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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This mall is totally tubular.
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I would like totally kill
for that girl's hair.
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You wish to totally do
the killing for the hair?
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-[SCREAMING]
-[SHRIEKING]
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Whoa, chili chill paste,
she's just saying
she likes it.
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Ooh, then I shall return
the compliment.
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I would gladly destroy
your bloodline
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and take your lovely eyes
for my own.
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[BOTH CRYING]
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Weird. Like, no one's
looking down at their phones
or taking selfies.
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[GASPS] They are making
the eye contact,
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and flapping
their vocal cords
at one another.
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Why's they doing this?
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There was no social media.
People in the '80s
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had no choice
but to talk to each other.
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Isn't that a good thing?
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Have you had a conversation
with a person?
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Look, Jump City Jams.
You're about to lose that bet.
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What's wrong, bro?
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Go get that album, man.
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I... I don't know how!
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It's easy.
Just find the genre,
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then flip through
a million records by hand.
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Uh... Huh?
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Rock? Glam rock?
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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Heavy metal? Rap, new wave?
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[SHUDDERS] Electro,
techno, hair metal,
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arena rock, post-punk,
jangle pop, goth rock,
synth pop.
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[EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION]
How am I supposed
to find anything?
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Hmm, I guess
you didn't appreciate
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how easy modern technology
makes everything.
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-Looks like I'm going
to win the best after all.
-[GASPS]
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Ah-ha! Yes!
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Whoo! I win! [LAUGHS]
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Admit it,
the '80s were the best!
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I would,
but it's not over yet.
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-You're forgetting
the worst part of the '80s.
-JERK: Hey, nerds!
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[GASPS] '80s jerks!
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I thought I told you
not to come around here
anymore.
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Pretty sure we've never met.
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Hey, I'm just trying to buy
this album, all right?
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You mean, my album?
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[GASPS] You're being the rude
for no reason.
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Oh, what, you got
a problem with
our unmotivated hostility?
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Look, man,
we don't want no trouble.
Just give it back.
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Or what?
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-What's that over there?
-Huh?
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Run!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Get them!
Come on, go, go, go.
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[ALL PANTING]
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-[ALL PANTING]
-We're gonna get you.
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[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]
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-Come back here.
-[ALL PANTING]
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We cannot escape
the jerk mans.
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They, like, know these roads
better than us.
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"Roads"? Where we're going,
we don't need roads.
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-We already tried that!
-Just follow me.
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[ALL YELPING]
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[ALL YELPING]
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[EXCLAIMING NERVOUSLY]
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-ALL: Nostalgia!
-[ENCHANTING
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Mud! I hate mud!
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-[ALL WHOOPING]
-Awesome!
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We're still clean,
they're all dirty.
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That's how it's done!
[LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY]
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Hows are we
doing this, bro?
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We're superheroes, we can fly.
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I can't. [SCREAMING]
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[UPBEAT '80S MUSIC PLAYING]
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Listen to those pops
and skips.
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[POPPING AND SKIPPING]
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You don't get that
on a digital download,
my friend.
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Congratulations, Cyborg.
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I admit it, the '80s were
the greatest decade.
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Though, uh, I thought
there were some issues
with this '80s adventure.
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The plotting felt random,
and everything was
sort of rushed
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-at the--
-[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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-MAN: Stay, froggy, stay.
Nice frog.
-[CROAKS]
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