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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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Who's ready
for some football?
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-Oh, yeah.
-[ALL CLAMORING]
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Is there the more
exciting game out there?
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-[WHISTLE BLOWING]
-It's got a big play!
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And the bone-crushing
of the hits!
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And butt slaps!
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And the players celebrate
after every play,
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no matter how insignificant.
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I just sent an email!
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Spike!
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ALL: We love football!
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Did someone say...
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[FRENCH ACCENT] Futbol?
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Dude, not Fut Bol.
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Footbawl. With a "W."
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Foot...
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ALL: Bawl!
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Soccer is boring.
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The mere mention of the word
makes the eyes glaze
and the mouth snore.
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-Oh, actually, soccer...
-[SNORING]
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Soccer isn't boring.
Football is boring.
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[ALL GASP]
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There are endless stoppages
for penalties, time-outs,
injuries,
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challenges and commercials.
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-An average three-hour
football game...
-[BUZZER BUZZING]
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...only has 13 minutes
of action.
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-Soccer, however...
-[ALL SNORING]
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-Soccer is not boring!
-I'm awake, I'm awake.
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So, you're not gonna
watch the big game?
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[SIGHS] Sure. Of course I am.
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All Americans must
watch the big game,
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or be shunned as outcasts
from society.
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[SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
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[ALARM BLARING]
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-Whoa.
-Crime alert.
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It seems someone is
plotting to attack
the big game,
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and they are planning
to strike at the top
of the third quarter.
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[GASPS] Who would dare
to ruin this cherished
national event?
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I don't know who's behind it,
but we have to stop him.
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It looks like we're going
to the big game.
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Titans, go!
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-[CROWD CHEERING]
-ROBIN: Here's the plan.
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I'm going to sneak in
undetected and look
for the suspect.
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Your job is to buy me time
by delaying the game.
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It should be easy since
nothing happens in football.
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-How are you gonna sneak in?
-ROBIN: This is how.
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By posing as a professional
football player.
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High smack.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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You, er, [CLEARS THROAT]
don't like my football
player disguise?
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Is that what you
were going for?
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Those shoulder pads make you
look like Bea Arthur.
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I am not Bea Arthur!
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Now huddle up.
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Cyborg and Starfire will be
disguised as referees.
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Beast Boy and Raven
will pretend to be
sideline reporters.
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You need to slow down the game
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so I have time to
look for suspects.
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-Any questions?
-Yeah.
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What were the other
Golden Girls like?
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[SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION]
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[SNIFFS]
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If I'm going to find
who's behind this plot,
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I need to get onto the field.
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[IN DEEP VOICE] Hey, man,
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I just gotta get out there
and leave it all on the field.
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What? You don't think
I'm a pro football player,
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even though I look
exactly like one?
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Don't make me tackle you, bro.
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Okay, man.
I tried to warn you.
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[YELLING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[PANTING]
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Cyborg? Starfire?
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Start stalling.
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How will we
slow down the game?
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By handing out lots of
pointless penalties.
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Ah, the yes.
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Just like the normal game
of the football.
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-[BOTH GASP]
-[BLOWS LANDING]
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[AIR HORN BLARING]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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[MAN CHEERS]
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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[GRUNTING]
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-[WHISTLE BLOWING]
-[GROANS]
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Insufficient equipment.
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[SNIFFS AND RETCHES]
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[BLOWING WHISTLE]
STARFIRE: Personal
foul body odor.
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[BLOWING WHISTLE]
Illegal perspiration.
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-[GRUNTS]
-[BLOWING WHISTLE]
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Roughing the nature.
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[WHISTLES BLOWING]
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It's working.
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We're constantly stopping
the game and nobody cares.
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Hopefully, Robin has found
the something by now.
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[AIR HORN BLARING]
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Defense! Defense!
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Defense!
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Defense! Defense!
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Any leads yet?
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ROBIN: [GROANING]
I need more time.
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[VICTORIA SHRIEKS]
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I'm here with
the pretty boy quarterback
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since he's the only player
anybody knows.
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He's thrown for three TDs,
200 yards,
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and he deflated
four footballs.
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But the most important
statistic is
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that fans spend more time
thinking about these
pointless numbers
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than their personal finances.
That's super crazy, right?
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-Uh...
-Over to Beast Boy
for more pointless chatter.
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Thanks, Raven.
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I is here to fill time
for some of them
good old sport cliches.
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This team is really
playing to their strengths.
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They're taking it
one play at a time.
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This is a game for the ages,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Now, I gots to take a moment
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to get super serious,
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even though
we're just talking about
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mens throwing a ball.
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[AIR HORN BLARING]
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ALL: Halftime?
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ROBIN: Ahem.
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[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
Pardon me, big fella,
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but I gotta
get to the field.
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Wouldn't want the players
getting dehydrated
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on account of
low electrolytes.
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[GRUNTS]
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It's almost the third quarter.
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And I'm no closer to
finding the suspect.
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We have to keep stalling.
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But how?
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The halftime show
is up the next.
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That's it.
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You can buy me more time
by turning the halftime show
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into a bloated spectacle
that goes on far too long.
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So, don't change a thing?
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Not a thing.
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Titans, go!
Perform a halftime show!
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[MAN CHEERS]
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[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hello, the city who used
the taxpayer money
to subsidize this event
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instead of the essential
infrastructure.
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Let's hear it for
unchecked greed. Whoo!
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-Now, let's get...
-Crazy!
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♪ A crazy, crazy good time
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♪ Crazy, crazy fun tonight
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♪ Tonight, yeah
Eh-oh, eh-oh
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♪ Crazy, crazy wild
Crazy, crazy hot
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♪ Crazy sick and wicked
Crazy fun tonight
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♪ Eh-oh, eh-oh
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[WHIMPERING]
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[WHEEZING]
I need more time.
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
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[THROAT SINGING]
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[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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I didn't find anything.
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Wait, how'd you
get on the field?
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I... Told the guard
I was Bea Arthur.
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-ALL: Ugh!
-[AIR HORN BLARING]
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[ALL GASP]
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The third quarter
is about to start.
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Oh, no, the villain's attack
is upon us.
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[RUMBLING]
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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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ROBIN: Soccer trolls.
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[BOOING]
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King Goal.
I should have known.
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That's right.
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You ruined football for us,
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so I'm going to ruin
football for you.
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You monster!
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Football brings
people together.
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It generates money
for the local economies.
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And it's the perfect excuse
to avoid the family on Sunday.
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Why would you do
this terrible thing?
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Why wouldn't we?
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People say soccer is boring,
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but at least soccer players
run around a lot.
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Football is just slapping
butts and celebrating
for no reason.
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I don't disagree
with you, Goal,
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but I can't let you
get away with this.
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Then we'll settle this
on the field.
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If we win, American football
will cease to exist,
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and there will only be
one true football.
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And if we win,
you never return.
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Game on.
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[ALL GRUNT]
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-[WHISTLE BLOWS]
-[ALL YELLING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[AIR HORN BLARING]
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Goal!
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We can't beat him.
They're good at all
the boring sports.
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Boring. That's it.
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The only way to defeat them
is to bore them off the field.
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Let's show them just how
little happens in
American football.
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[AIR HORN BLARING]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Hut one, hut two,
hut, hut, hut!
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Hut, hut!
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Sixty-two, 62 squiggy,
squiggy one, squiggy one,
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125, 1256 pi!
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[GRUNTS] Just hike the ball.
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Oklahoma. Highway 6.
Highway 6 on the what...
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RAVEN: Oh, yeah.
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[TITANS CHEERING]
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Why are you celebrating?
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Get on with it!
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Oh, we's gonna get on
with it, fool.
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BEAST BOY AND CYBORG:
Butt slaps!
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[GROANS] This is boring!
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You're spending more time
celebrating and slapping butts
than playing the game.
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-That's foot...
-ALL: Bawl!
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[TITANS CHEERING]
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Hut, hut, hut!
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Sixty-one, two!
Hut, hut! Hut, three!
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Enough.
I can't take it. You win.
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Keep your boring sport.
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Let's get out of here
before we have to watch
any more football.
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-[CHEERING]
-CYBORG: That's right, baby!
Get outta here!
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We saved the big game.
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I think this calls for some
pointless celebration, baby!
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-[ALL CHEERING]
-BEAST BOY: Slap my butt,
slap your butt.
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I slap your butt,
you slap my butt.
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[AIR HORN BLARING]
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