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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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[SCREAMING]
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Dude, relax.
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This space adventure
is going to get us killed.
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Well, yours was gonna
bore us to death anyway.
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[GROWLS]
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[ALARM BLARING]
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Let us explode them
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with the booms
and the kabooms.
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[BEEPING]
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[IMITATES SHOOTING]
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Boom! Boom!
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Oh, yeah.
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-[ALL CHEERING]
-[ROBIN SCREAMING]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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ALL: Space adventure!
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[LAUGHS] Let's
do it again, yo.
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Absolutely not!
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Now get your onesies back on!
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ALL: Aw.
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Remember, Titans,
our priority is Darkseid.
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So what, we just have
to sit here bored?
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These space adventures
are never boring.
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This ship has a multitude
of gentle, intellectual,
sci-fi activities
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to tantalize the mind.
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Follow me.
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We can meet our evil doubles
in the Reflection Universe.
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We are the evil versions
of you.
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You can tell
by our facial hair.
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Facial hair be so evil, yo.
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The mwah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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The sci-fi concept
of parallel universes
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and opposite versions
of ourselves.
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Tell me that doesn't
get you all fired up.
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ALL: Pass.
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Look at these adorable
alien creatures.
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Who wants to listen
to their soothing purr?
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-[PURRING]
-Oh, yes.
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That's some good purring.
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[PURRING]
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ALL: Pass.
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We can study the habits
of space babes.
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They look exactly like humans
but they're green.
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-The pass.
-Pass.
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I'm actually [CLEARS THROAT]
kinda down with that.
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Me too.
I is also green as it were.
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-The pass.
-Pass.
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[SIGHS] I suppose no one
wants to become immersed
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in a virtual reality
hologram chamber,
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limited only
by your imagination.
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Ooh, that actually
sounds cool.
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Really? You think something
on this space adventure
sounds cool?
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Oh, yeah, boy,
we's love some
virtual realities.
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Great.
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Then prepare to enter
a world of wonder.
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Computer, recreate
19th century London.
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[BEEPING]
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-Come on, man.
-What?
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You can create
anything imaginable,
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and you pick
19th century London?
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-The London?
-[CLOCK BELL TOLLS]
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I's so mad right now.
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This is an opportunity
to adopt carefully
cultivated personas
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in order to solve the murder
of Lady Hathaway.
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[IN BRITISH ACCENT]
I'm Lord Bismarck Wellington,
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a moderately successful
textile manufacturer.
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How about we do something
interesting instead?
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Yo, yo, yo, yo,
Computer, listen up.
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I wants you
to make a fart monster.
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Now we're talking.
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Ooh, what if we
gave him two butts?
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Yeah, Computer,
you heard my man,
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give me a fart monster
with two booties.
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[IN REGULAR ACCENT]
Computer, do not create
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a fart monster
with two booties.
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-BOTH: Aw.
-Now, please.
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Everyone, get into character.
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[IN BRITISH ACCENT]
Over there
is our main suspect.
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If we can't stop him,
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-he will get away with his...
-[WHISPERING]
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Raven, what are you doing?
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-[WHISPERS]
-[BEEPING]
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Don't worry about it.
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[FARTING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[IN BRITISH ACCENT]
[HUFFING] What is that?
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Lady Hathaway is
counting on us to avenge her.
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I thinks that fart monster's
got that covered, bruh.
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-[FARTING]
-[ALL LAUGHING]
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[HUFFING] The hologram chamber
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is not to be used
for low-brow entertainment.
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Computer, fire axe, please.
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[GRUNTING]
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ALL: Aw.
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[IN REGULAR ACCENT]
Since you refuse
to enjoy the slow,
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thoughtful pace
of this adventure,
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we are just
going to sit quietly
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until we arrive
at the Space Council meeting.
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[ALL GROAN]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Dramatic music.
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[ALL VOCALIZING OUT OF SYNC]
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Warp speed, Cyborg.
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It's all been
building up to this, Titans.
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The Space Council meeting.
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Are you ready to clash
with Darkseid?
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There's not gonna
be any clash, dude.
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There will be a clash,
all right.
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A clash of ideas,
and opposing viewpoints.
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That's not a clash.
That's talking.
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And we's just wants to shoot
some lasers into
some bad guys' faces!
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I'll be using a far more
dangerous weapon
than lasers, words.
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Boo.
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The boo, I say.
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Boo, boo.
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[SNORING]
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[CRACKING KNUCKLES]
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The Galactic Zoning Board
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will now discuss the motion
to allow Darkseid
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to move planet Apokolips
into our solar system.
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Distinguished members
of the Council,
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I'm here to warn you
against a con,
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the greatest con
this galaxy has ever seen.
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Darkseid has a reputation
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for destroying
countless worlds,
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and feeding
on psychic despair.
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But the real issue
is the obstruction
of your scenic views.
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And if he gets away with this,
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your property values will
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plummet.
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[ALL GASPING]
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There is nothing more
important to this Council
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than our property values.
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How do you respond, Darkseid?
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A rousing speech, Robin.
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But I have something
you don't.
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Visual aids!
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No. No!
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Lights, please.
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Here you will see your vistas,
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which are very beautiful,
by the way,
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will be obstructed only twice,
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that's right, just twice
a year by Apokolips orbit.
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Now, I recognize
that this may be a nuisance
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to some homeowners,
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which is why I plan
to compensate each of them
with gift baskets.
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[EXCLAIMING IN DELIGHT]
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Do these gift baskets
contain pastries?
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A gift basket
with no pastries is
no gift basket at all, is it?
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Motion approved.
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No! Can't you see it's a con?
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It's a con.
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A con!
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And now that I've overcome
this procedural hurdle,
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there's nothing stopping me
from destroying this galaxy!
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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[GASPING]
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I knews we should've shot him
in the face with a laser.
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Cyborg, teleport us.
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[STUTTERS] But things are
finally getting good.
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Teleport us!
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Are you feeling bad
a whole galaxy is
about to be destroyed
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'cause you had to have
one of your boring
space adventures?
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I really thought I could
save the day through
subtle intellectual discourse.
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Nope, explosions is always
the answer in space.
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The boom.
The boom, boom, kabooms.
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I know that now.
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Unfortunately, it's too late.
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No, it's not. We can
still stop Darkseid.
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It's just going to take
a different kind of...
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ALL: Space adventure!
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[GROWLING]
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Good luck.
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The galaxy
is depending on you.
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You're, you're not coming?
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You know what happens to me
on those types of adventures.
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But your anxiety and cowardice
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will make the rest of us
look cooler,
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and provide some of that
good comedy relief.
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It's not a real
space adventure
without a wets blanket.
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Then I'm in.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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According to my analysis,
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if we can disable the shield,
we should be able
to destroy Apokolips
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with a single proton missile.
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Oh, but to disable the shield,
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we have to beam
on to the planet.
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That sounds very dangerous.
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Oh! Oh, my! Oh, my!
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That is the spirits.
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-[GASPING]
-ROBIN: Oh, dear.
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The odds of getting past
those guards are
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3,983,444 to one.
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So we's probably gonna die?
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Almost certainly.
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That sounds super exciting.
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Let's do it.
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All right.
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[GRUNTING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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[CONTINUES WHIMPERING]
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ALL: All right.
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Great job shuffling around
in a panic.
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Oh, I, I can't,
I can't even... [SCREAMS]
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Come on, we've gotta
shut down those shields.
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[LASER BUZZING]
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[GASPS]
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Darkseid be coming this way.
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I have an idea.
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But it is to take
something we learned
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while being boring
and thoughtful.
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Find those rebels
and destroy them.
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[GASPS]
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[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]
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It's the Titans,
Lord Darkseid.
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Nah, [GIGGLES]
it can't be them.
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I'm pretty sure it's them.
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Well, the resemblance
is undeniable
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but that kind of musical skill
can only be achieved
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by an uninteresting
lifetime of practice.
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Keep searching.
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Oh, it worked.
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Now let's power down
them shields, yo.
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[GRUNTING]
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[POWERING DOWN]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Fire the proton missile.
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The boom!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Look at it, look at it.
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Oh, wow.
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What an exciting
space adventure.
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We couldn't have done it
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if we didn't have that
encounter with that
boring space probe.
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I guess there is a place
for both types
of space adventures.
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Cyborg, set a course
for Earth.
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Shortcut through
the asteroid field.
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-[ALL CHEERING]
-[WHIMPERING]
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