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Go!
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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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Titans, are you ready
to seize the day?
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No, thank you.
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Come on! Today is the day
we grab life by the horns.
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-[EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY]
-[COW MOOING IN PAIN]
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-Life ain't gots no horns.
-[MOOS]
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Hear me out, I propose, we,
the Teen Titans, go to...
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[MIMICS TRUMPETING]
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The Grand Canyon.
[MIMICS ECHOING]
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Nature's biggest hole.
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We'll hike, camp
and enjoy a little WhiteWater.
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Whitewater? Whitewater!
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Why are you always trying to
relitigate that old Clinton
real estate scheme?
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Not Whitewater, WhiteWater.
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As in rafting on the glorious
Colorado river,
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that will culminate
in us conquering...
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[MIMICS DRUMROLL]
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Lava falls.
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Bleh, I'd rather talk
about that real estate scheme.
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Don't you want to get
some fresh air for once?
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Just open a window, dude.
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You know these windows
do not open!
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Oh, that explains
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the fish smell
coming from your room.
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Titans, this is an opportunity
to challenge ourselves!
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Are you cray-cray? Whys would
we wanna challenge ourselves?
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Why would anyone
climb a mountain?
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Because it's there!
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That makes no sense at all.
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In other words,
the Grand Canyon
is a metaphor
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for the void in his soul
that he's trying to fill
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with superficial experiences.
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Ding ding ding.
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How abouts you just deal
with your own problems
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instead of dragging us down
in Lava falls!
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We have one life
to live, Titans!
[SOFTLY] One life.
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Do you want to waste it
on the couch?
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-Of course! Duh.
-All right. The yes. The yes,
yes, please, the yes.
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I can see I'm not going
to convince you
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to join me on this trip
of a lifetime.
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That's why
I'm going to force you!
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[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Welcome, to the...
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[MIMICS TRUMPETING]
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Grand Canyon!
[MIMICS ECHOING]
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[ALL EXCLAIMING IN AWE]
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-The beauty!
-[GASPS]
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Ooh, doggie,
that canyon is grand.
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The ooh. The aah. Ooh, aah,
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ooh, aah,
and the one more ooh.
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Okay, cool, we saw it. Can we
go back to the couch now?
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No, we can't go back
to the couch now,
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we're grabbing life
by the horns!
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One life, guys, one life!
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Now, prepare yourselves,
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we are going to hike down
the narrow canyon trail
to the campsite
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where we will begin
our rafting journey to...
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[MIMICS DRUMROLL]
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Lava falls.
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We gotta do all that
just because
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you're unsatisfied
with your life?
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That's right. Titans, hike!
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Ah, isn't this amazing?
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ALL: No!
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I'm feeling parched. [COUGHS]
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[STRAINING] Oh, it's so heavy.
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Why is I gotta be
the dirty mule?
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This does not look the safe.
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Sometimes you gotta
live life on the edge,
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to live life to the fullest.
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You go first then.
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Gladly! Now watch
as I grab life by the...
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[SCREAMING]
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Uh... think he's okay.
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ROBIN: One life!
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We made it to the bottom
in record time.
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Great job, Titans.
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Now, do you understand
the satisfaction that comes
with challenging yourself?
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[ALL MOANING]
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That's great to hear.
Tomorrow, we'll take on
the river itself.
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A poetic battle,
man against nature,
waged across time.
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Well, that poetry battle
can wait.
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I gots to use
the little boys room.
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It's right here.
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Uh, that's a suitcase, bruh.
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It's not a suitcase,
it's a Groover.
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Hello, friend Groover,
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it is the so nice
to meet you.
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It's a Groover
and it's not a person.
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And you probably
don't wanna touch it.
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Will you just tell us
where the bathroom is?
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You are looking at it.
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All right, man, holds up,
and let's get this straight.
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You is want me to poop
in a suitcase?
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We willl all be pooping in it.
And it is not a suitcase.
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That is exactly what it is.
It's a poop suitcase.
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This is the great outdoors.
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There are no bathrooms.
So, we have to bring our own.
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You said this trip
was to challenge us, man!
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And I'm challenging you
to poop in the box.
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It's unreasonable for us
to do our business
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in a businessman's
suitcase, fool.
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I ain't no dookie CEO.
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
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You have no choice.
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And in related news,
tonight I'm making tostadas.
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[SOBBING] I hate
everything about this.
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-[BIRD CROWING]
-[ALL SNORING]
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Okay, team, it's time for us
to go head to head
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with the watery serpent
known as...
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[MIMICS WHOOSHING]
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the Colorado river. Let's go!
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Wait. Now wait
one doggone minute.
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We is bringing
the poop suitcase?
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We bring it everywhere.
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RAVEN: Seriously?
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One life, Titans! One life.
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Come on, man,
that doesn't even
make sense in this context.
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We're grabbing life
by the horns.
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That is not the justification
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to take the boat ride
with Mr. Groover.
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None of the justification!
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Don't worry about the Groover.
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We're just going to
paddle down the river
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and enjoy the view.
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Look at these rocks, Titans.
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Why would I look at a rock?
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Oh, I don't know,
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because there are forty layers
of rock exposed here.
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So much good sediment.
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That red orange layer
is Hakatai Shale,
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which indicates the area
was once Mudflats.
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Ooh, there's
Shinumo Quartzite,
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where you can still find
fossils of algae
and stromatolites.
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And this is just
the Unkar group of
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the Grand Canyon Supergroup,
guys. Just the Unkar!
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Dude, they're rocks.
We get it.
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Hows unfulfilled
do you gots to be
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to pretend to be
entertained by rocks?
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I don't think you understand.
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These rocks represent
the entire history
of the earth.
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Wow. Very interesting.
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Are you gonna be talking about
rocks the whole trip?
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That's right, the whole trip.
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[ALL GROANING]
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[COYOTE HOWLING]
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Ah, what a day.
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We were able to see
so many good rocks.
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Now, time to unwind at camp,
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before facing
the final challenge of...
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[MIMICS DRUMROLL]
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Lava falls.
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[CYBORG
AND BEAST BOY LAUGHING]
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What are you guys doing?
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We is businessmens.
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And we have some business
to take care of.
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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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We is got
a lot of paperwork to file.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
The market correction
this morning
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could cause
our stocks to
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explode. [FARTS]
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-[BOTH SNICKER]
-[FARTS]
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I do not understand
what they are saying.
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Be thankful.
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There is a lot
of pressure... [CHUCKLING]
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from the stock holders.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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I suppose we'll have to layoff
a portion of the staff.
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[FARTS]
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Stop that!
You are not businessmen.
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These suitcases says we is.
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[CYBORG LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY]
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Ah, look, Titans. Do you see
those two red pillars?
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Oh, he is talking
of the rocks again.
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Those two rock formations
are the Wigleeva,
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the legendary protectors
of the Havasupai tribe
of Native Americans.
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Legend says,
if those pillars were to fall,
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the canyon would collapse
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destroying the tribe.
How amazing!
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Native Americans
have such a rich
and noble heritage.
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Too bads, we stole
all their land.
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Guys, this is supposed to be
an uplifting
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and inspiring experience,
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can we not focus on that?
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How are we not gonna
focus on that?
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It's an outrage!
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Oh, look at those
river currents, eh?
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It's like they're
dancing on the surface.
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You wanna talk about currents
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when we're staring
at one of the greatest
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injustices in history?
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[STUTTERING NERVOUSLY]
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The shame,
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the shame!
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Yup.
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The Grand Canyon.
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I hope this trip was worth it.
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It's been the life-affirming
experience I needed.
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I looked at rocks. I got to
poop in a box with my friends,
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and we all tried to ignore
some painful history.
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[GASPS] There it is, Titans.
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[MIMICS DRUMROLL SOFTLY]
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[STUTTERING] Lava falls.
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The final leg of our journey.
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Wait. You want us
to raft down there?
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Is you crazy, fool?
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Hmm. It does look
a little dangerous.
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Yes, it does.
You know what, we out.
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You're really gonna make me
do this myself?
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STARFIRE: No, you still have
the friend Groover.
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-[FARTS]
-Fine!
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I'm grabbing life
by the horns!
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[HIGH-PITCHED SHRIEKING]
One life!
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Ah, so fulfilling... [GROANS]
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[CONTINUALLY GASPING]
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One life... [GROANS]
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[GROANING]
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Should we do the helping?
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No, no, no, no. He wanted
to be challenged, remember?
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[SCREAMING]
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[GASPING] One life.
One life.
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I admit it, Titans.
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That whole trip
was a dangerous
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and disgusting waste of time.
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At least, now you know,
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no adventure
can fill that Grand Canyon
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which resides
within your soul.
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That's why I'm never going
to challenge myself again.
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That's the spirit.
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CYBORG: Now,
you'll have to excuse me,
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my partner and I have
some business to attend to...
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-[FARTS]
-[BOTH SNICKER]
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Uh, yeah, you know,
things at the office
are so backed up... [FARTS]
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I had to bring
some work home with me.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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BOTH: Taking care of business.
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