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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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[CRUMBLING]
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[AIR HORNS BLARING]
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Listen up, Titans!
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I hope you're in the mood
to talk real estate!
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Because today, we are doing
a deep dive into the...
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NARRATOR: [YELLING]
Mortgage! Mortgage! Mortgage!
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Mortgage refi process!
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-[AIR HORNS BLARING]
-NARRATOR: Home Buy!
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Refi!
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[AIR HORNS BLARING]
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-The what?
-[AIR HORN BLARING]
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The mortgage refi process!
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Huh?
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The mortgage refi process.
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We ain'ts wanna hear about
no more refried mortgages!
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Okay, okay, I hear that
but what if I told you
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that interest rates are at
an all-time low!
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-[HORN BLARING]
-NARRATOR: Low! Low! Low!
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[GASPS]
That sounds the terrible!
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We must do the cheering up
of the interesting rats.
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Uh, no.
Star, low rates are good.
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It's the perfect time to
pull out some equity.
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TITANS: Boo!
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Boo? Boo?
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It's like getting free money
we can use to invest
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in rental properties,
or if you want a little less
excitement in your lives,
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we can just lower
our monthly payments.
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You should be salivating!
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[SNORING]
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[GIANT AIR HORN BLARING]
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Friend Robin. Why must we
focus on the home finances?
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What else are gonna do
for the next 11 minutes?
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How about super hero stuff?
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But we fight bad guys
all the time!
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I thinks he might be mixing
us up with someone else?
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Does he think
we're the Justice League?
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We're not the Justice League.
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We're always springing into
action to thwart evil.
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Do you really not remember?
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TITANS: No!
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Fortunately for you,
I've been compiling
a series of video clips
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of the Teen Titans in action.
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In case you all had
a collective lapse in memory
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such as this.
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Whoa. You've been recording
us without our knowledge?
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All day, every day!
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Now. Sit back. And let
the memories of our past
heroic battles remind you
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that we are true heroes
in every sense of the word.
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[YELLING AND FIRING]
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[SCREECHING]
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[FIRING]
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[YELLING]
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[CHEWS AND SWALLOWS]
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Perfect.
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As you can see,
we fight bad guys
all the time.
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Now, with that out of
the way, let's get back
to the real fight.
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The Teen Titans versus
the real estate market.
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[AIR HORNS BLARING]
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TITANS: No!
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What's the problem now?
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You's just showed us
a bunch of silly ol'
food fighting nonsense.
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We're super heroes!
We shouldn't be wasting
time with food.
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Food represents
the never ending
war against hunger!
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Mankind's oldest enemy!
It's the ultimate fight!
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-ANNOUNCER: Fight!
-[GRUNTS]
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Man, tell me what other
super heroes focus on
food this much?
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Uh, Matter Eater Lad,
for one.
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Say what?
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NARRATOR:
Matter Eater Lad!
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ROBIN: The super hero
with an iron stomach!
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He can literally eat
anything with no ill effects.
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-[CRUNCHING]
-[LOUD MEOWING]
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Is he making this fool up?
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Oh. I assure you.
He is quite real.
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So he saves the day
by eating things?
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Not often.
He's usually called away to
deal with political problems
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on his home planet
because his power
is pretty useless.
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And that don't help us, bruh!
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We want some over-the-top
crazy super hero action!
[YELLS]
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We wish for the real fights
against the real threats.
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Real threats you say?
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You're in luck again.
I have another series
of clips prepared.
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Featuring the Teen Titans
winning glory on
the battlefield,
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while avoiding food entirely!
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[EXPLOSION]
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[FIRING]
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Pencil whack!
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[GRUNTING]
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Wa-pow, wa-pa-pow!
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Rainbow Pinch!
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Shamrock Block!
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[FIRING]
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[MONKEY SCREECHING]
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[CACKLES AND GRUNTS]
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[MOOS]
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[MOOS]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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Huh. [CLEARS THROAT]
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That was all a bit silly
but I think we can all agree
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that those were some
fairly epic battles.
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Leprechauns ain't epic!
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Fighting squirrels
is not epic!
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Watching the wooden effigies
wield the foam rocks
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in over-sized pencils upon
the puppet made from
the old sock
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is not the epic!
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Come on!
The squirrel was a savage!
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The sock puppet represents
the primal struggle
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against... The, uh...
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[SIGHS] You're right.
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We never fight cool villains
in over-the-top crazy
action scenes anymore.
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What happened to us?
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I suppose it's our destiny
to be lame food-fighting
super heroes.
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It ain't too late, bruh.
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Alls we need is
one good villain
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to shows the world
we still gots what it takes.
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You just might be right.
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But in the meantime,
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let's all take a moment
to learn the differences
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between the APR
and interest rates--
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TITANS: Boo!
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[ALARM SOUNDING]
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Crime alert!
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Brother Blood is
out on the loose.
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This could be it.
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A fight bigger than anything
we've seen before!
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Then we know what we must do.
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Titans, go!
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Citizens of Jump City!
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Today is the day every man,
woman and child
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will know the name of fear.
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The name of terror!
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The name of tyranny!
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And that name is...
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Not so fast, Brother Blood!
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The Teen Titans?
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I'm sorry but I don't have
any food with me.
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We're not here
for a food fight.
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We are here to bring you
to the justice!
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Uh, I assume
you're being ironic?
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You're being ironic, right?
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I mean, I didn't think
you were into justice
these days.
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We's not... Most of the time.
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But we've been aching for
a big fight with a big villain
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who has a big plan to
take over the big old world!
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So it's your lucky day.
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Let's do this.
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An epic, super serious,
super cool hero fight!
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Ooh, sounds like fun.
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-Fire!
-[FIRING]
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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Titans, go!
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[FIRING]
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[ROARING]
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[FIRING]
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[YELLING]
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Done?
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[SCREECHING]
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The power source!
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Titans! Get me to the top!
[GRUNTS]
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I got you, bro!
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[YELLING]
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[POWERING DOWN]
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[GROANS]
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Give it up, Brother Blood!
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[GROANS]
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It's over!
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In about five seconds,
you'll have a choice.
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Capture me...
Or save the people below.
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-[BEEP]
-[EXPLOSION]
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[CROWD PANICKING]
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Choose wisely, Titans.
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[SCREAMING]
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Raven! Get me down there!
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[ROBIN GRUNTING]
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[SIGHS]
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Yes!
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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That's what's up!
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Phew!
I won't lie, that felt good!
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Are you kidding?
Did you see how sweet
we looked out there?
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Well done, Titans.
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I didn't expect
such a good show from you.
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But this is
only the beginning.
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The Teen Titans will be there
to stand in your way!
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I look forward to it.
Until next time!
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Ugh. There's more?
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Actually, I am the tired.
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Yeah, I need a break, too.
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But you said
you wanted to fight
like real super heroes!
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Real super heroes never rest!
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Nah, man. That was way harder
than I thought it would be.
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Weren't you saying something
about mortgage refinancing?
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[AIR HORNS BLARING]
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TITANS:
Interest rates!
Interest rates!
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Interest rates!
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If that's what you guys
really want.
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Now, if you're a conservative,
like me...
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-NARRATOR: Conservative!
-[AIR HORNS BLARING]
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You'll be taking
a hard look at a sweet
30-year fixed rate loan.
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But an adjustable rate
has its own advantages.
For instance...
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