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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,760 presents 4 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 A graduation film by students of the Acting Department 5 00:01:09,879 --> 00:01:13,879 He should buy a fucking carton of cigarettes if he needs to smoke the whole way. 6 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,879 Good evening! 7 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000 What a dark hole! 8 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:25,879 What's your name? 9 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:26,959 Mariusz. 10 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,400 Lend me 2 zlotys. 11 00:01:29,879 --> 00:01:31,480 It's impossible to win. 12 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,879 But I am always lucky. 13 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,719 Really? I wish I were too. 14 00:01:42,879 --> 00:01:44,799 - Dinosaur? - Yeah. 15 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,959 Where are you from? 16 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:49,400 From Pabianice. 17 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,760 Oh fucking shit! 18 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,519 Fuck! 19 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:03,760 Give me 2 more! 20 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:33,000 OK, guys! The smoking break is over. 21 00:02:33,159 --> 00:02:35,759 Please, get back on the bus. Our journey continues. 22 00:02:35,759 --> 00:02:37,759 Let me just finish the cigarette, please. 23 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:41,479 - I'll drink it up and we can go. - 2 more minutes, OK? 24 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,960 - Excuse me! - Quiet, please! 25 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,560 I'd like to make a toast. 26 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,520 'Cos we don't know each other and I'd like to change that. 27 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,000 Here's to our internship! 28 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,400 ...erm... I wish y'all good luck! 29 00:02:55,719 --> 00:02:57,960 ...erm... and good luck! 30 00:02:59,199 --> 00:03:00,479 ...and... erm... 31 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,199 Oh, no! He popped another one! 32 00:03:04,759 --> 00:03:08,000 - To our cooperation! - Here's to life enjoyment! 33 00:03:08,759 --> 00:03:10,280 - Shut up! - Fine! 34 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:24,000 OK 35 00:03:26,759 --> 00:03:29,560 This is gonna be the first recording. 36 00:03:34,759 --> 00:03:37,199 Once I had a fever... 37 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,719 ... I had a fever... 38 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,719 ...a fever. 39 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,360 I had once... 40 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,120 I had once a fever. 41 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,080 And I had... 42 00:03:56,439 --> 00:03:57,840 I had once a... 43 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,919 Shit! 44 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:22,000 Hey! 45 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,759 Hey! 46 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:30,720 Hey! 47 00:04:35,439 --> 00:04:36,759 Hey! 48 00:04:36,759 --> 00:04:38,480 We're here, I guess... 49 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,360 It's cold. 50 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,079 Has anyone seen the driver? 51 00:04:42,399 --> 00:04:43,519 The driver, anyone? 52 00:04:43,519 --> 00:04:47,439 No... come on... must be smoking somewhere. 53 00:04:47,439 --> 00:04:49,759 So, you see... 54 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,000 If you smoke the whole way, you shit later on. 55 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,399 You think we can open it? 56 00:05:00,399 --> 00:05:02,120 I think we can't. 57 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,519 Beautiful! 58 00:05:04,759 --> 00:05:06,439 I heard they had a swimming pool. 59 00:05:06,759 --> 00:05:08,000 What did he say? 60 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,199 Is there a swimming pool? 61 00:05:11,959 --> 00:05:14,160 So, 2 hours of sleep and... 62 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,480 Stand in a line! 63 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,360 Done? 64 00:05:35,759 --> 00:05:37,120 Number off, please! 65 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:38,279 - One. - Two. 66 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:40,000 - Three. - Halt! 67 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,519 From the left, please! 68 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:43,759 - One. - Two. 69 00:05:43,759 --> 00:05:45,439 - Three. - Halt! 70 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,560 Hands out of your pockets! 71 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,040 Turn it off! 72 00:06:07,959 --> 00:06:10,079 1, 2, 3, 4... 73 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:11,839 5, 6... 74 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,000 7, 8, 9... 75 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Wipe it off! 76 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,720 - 10, 11... - Take it out! 77 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,160 - 12... - Start all over again! 78 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 79 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,720 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13... 80 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,720 14, 15, 16, 17... 81 00:06:28,079 --> 00:06:30,199 18, 19. 82 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,560 Someone's missing. 83 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,879 - That guy is his friend. - No, you are! Homo! 84 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,040 Excuse me. 85 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 I think one guy is missing... 86 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,000 ... he was wearing a red hoodie. 87 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,079 Fuck, he wasn't on the bus this morning. 88 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:52,759 He must have run away. 89 00:06:52,759 --> 00:06:55,279 But he was with us at night so he must be somewhere. 90 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:56,439 Fine. 91 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:01,079 Your friend has just lost his chance to get a credit and pass. 92 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:08,759 If you don't treat this internship seriously, you won't pass it. 93 00:07:09,519 --> 00:07:12,360 Customers stay in this hotel. 94 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,480 Customers not guests! Because they pay for their stay here. 95 00:07:16,759 --> 00:07:20,759 So, this is neither fun nor even studying. 96 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,759 Spit it out! 97 00:07:28,519 --> 00:07:29,759 Spit it out!!! 98 00:07:30,759 --> 00:07:33,720 You are not students of hospitality any more. 99 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,560 And no allowances will be made for you here. 100 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:43,120 Do you understand? You're staring like halfwits. 101 00:07:49,279 --> 00:07:53,079 Each of you will attempt every single job available here. 102 00:07:53,839 --> 00:07:55,720 The reception, the laundry room... 103 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:59,519 the room service, the kitchen, the spa... and so on and so forth. 104 00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:04,720 But there are things you must do jointly. 105 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,720 As a group. 106 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,480 - For example maintenance work. - What do you mean by that? 107 00:08:14,279 --> 00:08:16,199 Will you shut your trap? 108 00:08:26,519 --> 00:08:31,000 Or you want to keep swaggering about how important you are. 109 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,759 I'm sorry. 110 00:08:36,919 --> 00:08:40,200 So maintenance work for the whole group. 111 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,080 After working hours but as the daily workload. 112 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:46,000 For example clearing the area around the old dumpsters... 113 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,360 cleaning the old bathrooms near the pedestal... 114 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,080 or cleaning the boiler room. 115 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:54,000 Additionally, you're going to wait on tables at events such as: 116 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:58,159 wedding, First Communion and funeral receptions. 117 00:09:01,159 --> 00:09:08,279 The most important lesson for today - you serve from the right and you clear from the left. 118 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:10,879 So now you'll be drawing your name tags. 119 00:09:10,879 --> 00:09:13,279 - What do you mean by drawing, because... - Oh, fuck off! 120 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,840 Excuse me, I don't want to swagger or anythng... 121 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,200 but all our name tags have 'Pawel' on them. 122 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,120 And we all have 'Ania' on ours. 123 00:09:24,759 --> 00:09:26,480 Stand in a line! 124 00:09:27,799 --> 00:09:30,159 Customers just don't care about your actual names. 125 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:31,799 They’re utterly insignificant. 126 00:09:31,799 --> 00:09:36,440 No-one's going to learn your actual names whatever they may be. 127 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,559 They're simply not important! 128 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,279 And that's just my inner joke. 129 00:09:48,519 --> 00:09:50,120 Pin them on! 130 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 On the right hand side! 131 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,919 I meant... right from my perspective. 132 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,879 'Let's not be afraid of having fun!' 133 00:10:30,759 --> 00:10:34,919 'Gentlemen, invite ladies to dance!' 134 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,759 'That's beautiful.' 135 00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:55,440 Sasha, the groom is... 136 00:10:55,759 --> 00:10:59,039 going to say a few important words... 137 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,759 that he has prepared for us... 138 00:11:02,759 --> 00:11:07,559 meanwhile, our skillful servers will bring glasses... 139 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:08,960 and champagne in a moment. 140 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,000 Let's give Sasha some applause! 141 00:11:13,159 --> 00:11:15,840 Good! 142 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,480 This is for... 143 00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:26,000 Thanks, mom! 144 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:32,120 This is for my friends... 145 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,120 I'm no longer a bachelor for you... 146 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,399 For you I'm dead. 147 00:11:38,879 --> 00:11:40,399 Brother! 148 00:11:43,399 --> 00:11:46,200 Goodbye, my friend, goodbye 149 00:11:47,159 --> 00:11:49,120 My love, you are in my heart. 150 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,120 It was preordained we should part 151 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,159 And be reunited by and by. 152 00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:57,519 no handshake to endure. 153 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,960 Let's have no sadness - furrowed brow. 154 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,519 There's nothing new in dying now 155 00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:09,039 Though living is no newer. 156 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,039 'Bravo!' 157 00:12:13,279 --> 00:12:15,440 Thank you very much!' 158 00:12:17,039 --> 00:12:22,000 'How to pull a crocodile out of water? I have no idea, it shouldn't bother us.' 159 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,960 And now the wedding cakes! 160 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,399 Come on! 161 00:12:26,399 --> 00:12:29,039 Here comes the table! 162 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,720 Can the Happy Couple come up here, please? 163 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:37,480 And here is our first wedding cake! 164 00:12:37,759 --> 00:12:39,480 Just one of many. 165 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,480 'Bravo!' 166 00:12:53,759 --> 00:12:57,879 'Everybody to the dance floor!' 167 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:03,440 'Let's enjoy the night!' 168 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,559 - Those two boxes as well. - OK. 169 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:21,840 Ewww! 170 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,799 Oh, shit! 171 00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:15,720 - No! - Just one! 172 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,960 OK, lock the door! 173 00:16:26,759 --> 00:16:27,759 Give me a bag! 174 00:16:30,039 --> 00:16:32,000 - Slowly! - Why? 175 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,960 Let me show you a trick. 176 00:16:39,879 --> 00:16:41,200 You pulverize the flint... 177 00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:43,200 - Flint? - Yes. 178 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,399 Take this! 179 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 You take it out... 180 00:16:54,559 --> 00:16:56,279 You lick the cigarette... 181 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 You coat it in this... 182 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,000 Magic for the poor. 183 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,000 My old man taught me that. 184 00:17:26,799 --> 00:17:29,839 When I was born he didn't give a shit about me. 185 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,039 - Neither did mine! - Nor mine. 186 00:17:33,759 --> 00:17:36,920 When he saw me smoking he went mad... 187 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,200 and he... 188 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,759 he brought a pack of cigarettes... 189 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,759 - Look at her! - How can you smoke like that? 190 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,359 I just can. 191 00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,279 Look what the customer's got here! 192 00:17:54,759 --> 00:17:56,119 Do you think it's his better half? 193 00:17:56,119 --> 00:17:57,480 An auntie. 194 00:17:57,759 --> 00:17:59,759 Her boobs are hideous! 195 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:03,000 Give it to me! 196 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,720 Take a deep drag into your lungs or else you waste the cigarette. 197 00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:14,079 As if... 198 00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:16,200 "Fuck, mom is coming!" 199 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,119 As if you were scared. 200 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:28,160 So, when my old man caught me smoking he went so mad... 201 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,880 he brought a bucket... 202 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000 he put down a pack of cigarettes... a bottle of water... 203 00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:38,200 and he made me smoke one cigarette after another... and wash them down with water 204 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:40,759 just to make me throw up... 205 00:18:40,759 --> 00:18:41,759 Typical! 206 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,119 And I finally threw up... 207 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:48,839 And then he kept bragging to his friends how hardy I was... 208 00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:55,160 My granddad died and left a cigarette in his liquor cabinet. 209 00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:59,799 And I took it and my grandma caught me... 210 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:05,759 And... Since then, I think I've been cursed... 211 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,000 I keep on smoking. 212 00:19:16,079 --> 00:19:20,759 - I dreamed about being depressed... - Move! 213 00:19:22,759 --> 00:19:26,920 Hi. Is there anything else? I'll be in the basement. 214 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:36,000 What's the difference between butter and a hooker? 215 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Greasiness? 216 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,960 Not really. 217 00:19:41,039 --> 00:19:44,079 Butter is difficult to spread. 218 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,079 That's a good one. 219 00:19:49,079 --> 00:19:50,880 That's funny. 220 00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:56,000 - At the jungle... - In the jungle. 221 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,200 - What? - IN the jungle! Not AT the jungle. 222 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,000 OK, IN the jungle, a store has opened up... 223 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:07,839 It's two p.m. and there's been a line outside since 6 a.m. 224 00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:12,119 And suddenly a hare is elbowing through the crowd: 225 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:14,960 "Excuse me!" "Excuse me!" 226 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:21,440 He gets to the front but a tiger and a hippo are first in line 227 00:20:21,799 --> 00:20:22,799 "No line jumping!" 228 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,559 "We've been waiting here since morning. To the end of the line with you!" 229 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,160 So, the hare was back at the end of the line. 230 00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:32,200 So, the hare goes again: "Excuse me!" 231 00:20:32,759 --> 00:20:34,759 "Excuse me!" 232 00:20:34,759 --> 00:20:38,759 And again, they shout: "Go to the end of the line!" 233 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:42,759 So, the hare sat down in the bush, he sobbed and sighed: 234 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:46,000 "Fuck, how am I supposed to open my store today?" 235 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,480 What? Sorry, I didn't hear the punch line. 236 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,920 Nothing! 237 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,359 - He couldn't open the store. - Oh. 238 00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:54,279 I know another one about 2 deaf owls. 239 00:20:54,279 --> 00:20:57,759 One says: "Kiss my ass!" And the other says: "Kiss my ass!" 240 00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:02,759 Two deaf people are talking: 241 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,839 "- Are you going fishing?" "- No, I'm going fishing." 242 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:12,039 "Oh, what a pity! I thought you'd go fishing with me." 243 00:21:14,559 --> 00:21:16,000 Is that all? 244 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,480 - Luckily, it is. - It was the same joke! 245 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:32,160 'Massage received from: 763735750' 246 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:39,119 'Hi, dude! Visit Kaska's profile and check out comments below her photo.' 247 00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:44,880 'You're gonna laugh your ass off. Take care. Bye!' 248 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,359 It looks like cum. 249 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000 One more time. 250 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:39,839 What? 251 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,880 Shall I slow it down? 252 00:23:51,039 --> 00:23:52,440 Let's swap places. 253 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:53,759 What? 254 00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,000 Shall we swap places? 255 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,000 Oh shit! 256 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,799 Do you need a fucking invitation or what? 257 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,079 Shall I send it to you with a red ribbon? 258 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,839 No, I just... 259 00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:54,000 I'm wondering why we got the worst job possible. 260 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,359 Well, I don't know... 261 00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:56,559 Stop bitching! 262 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,920 If you hadn't listened to music and waited some tables instead, 263 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,079 You wouldn't have to come here... 'PAWEL'. 264 00:25:02,799 --> 00:25:06,000 Imagine it's your grandma's tomb. 265 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000 - You're spilling water. - I wonder what HER name is? 266 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 - Whose? - HERS. 267 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,000 Barb Dwyer... 268 00:25:15,759 --> 00:25:18,039 - Which one's the first name? - Barb. 269 00:25:18,839 --> 00:25:21,720 I think her name is something like, you know... 270 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,279 Hedwig. 271 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:26,279 Hedwig? 272 00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:27,759 Hattie. 273 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,759 Hedwig and the angry inch. 274 00:25:31,759 --> 00:25:34,799 Get down to work, 'cause she can see us through the window. 275 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,039 - Which one? - That one. 276 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,000 She touches herself while looking at me. She unbuttons her shirt. 277 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,440 Her hand goes down... 278 00:25:44,079 --> 00:25:46,880 And there's nothing. Just like the Barbie Doll. 279 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,119 OK, get down to work, will you? 280 00:25:50,559 --> 00:25:53,359 1, 2, 3, the witch is watching thee, through the window. 281 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,519 - Which one? - That one! 282 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,920 Give me 2 zlotys, will you? 283 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,440 Firstly, garbage. 284 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,279 Garbage must be disposed of at the dumpsters. 285 00:26:46,759 --> 00:26:47,960 And not at the door! 286 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,559 Secondly, the pedestal is still dirty... 287 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,000 2 people are needed in the kitchen to do the dishes 288 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,119 and to wait on tables, that’ll be you and... you! 289 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,000 The other positions remain unchanged. 290 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,000 But we were supposed to change... 291 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,279 But you are good at what you're doing now. 292 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,119 Here we go. 293 00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:57,759 You've got such long hair. 294 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,960 - Are you cold? - I'm hot. 295 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,000 So we don't need a towel. 296 00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:48,359 - Do you want towel? - No. 297 00:29:02,079 --> 00:29:04,359 You've got lovely feet. 298 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,119 They look like my grandma's. 299 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,799 My grandma reads a lot of weird stuff. 300 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:23,079 She read somewhere about Stalin's son. 301 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,880 And the son got into a POW camp... 302 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,000 together with some English guys... 303 00:29:32,759 --> 00:29:34,000 Erm.. 304 00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:40,480 And he'd leave some poop marks in the toilet. 305 00:29:40,799 --> 00:29:42,480 So they were really pissed off... 306 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,279 They asked him to clean it, he got offended. 307 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,960 Then... 308 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:51,000 Then, they forced him to clean it... 309 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,960 And he requested to see the commanding officer of the camp. 310 00:29:54,960 --> 00:30:00,400 And the German officer didn't want to talk about poop. 311 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:08,160 So, Stalin's son threw himself onto electric fence. 312 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,480 I'm sorry. 313 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,000 This is all I've got. 314 00:30:19,119 --> 00:30:20,720 Thanks. 315 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,000 And... 316 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:43,000 My grandma says that Stalin's son died for poop. 317 00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:02,720 'Hi, mom!' 318 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,880 Sorry for what I said earlier, I got too emotional. 319 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,759 I decided I wouldn't go camping with the girls. 320 00:31:12,759 --> 00:31:15,480 It's not good for my health. 321 00:31:16,079 --> 00:31:20,039 I want to spend the vacation with you and grandma in the countryside. 322 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,000 Call me back when you're ready. 323 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Don't be a coward! 324 00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:04,359 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 325 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,079 So serious... 326 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,079 - It's serious! - OK, focus now! 327 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,759 Don't spread them! 328 00:33:29,839 --> 00:33:33,880 When I wanted to ask my mom what sanitary pads were for 329 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:38,000 my brother told me that women peed their panties 330 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,000 all the time and they used pads as diapers. 331 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:51,079 My first period story goes like this: 332 00:33:53,759 --> 00:33:57,440 I was the last in my class to get my first period. 333 00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,039 Have some! 334 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,759 And I felt very ashamed of that. 335 00:34:05,759 --> 00:34:09,840 And a friend of mine played a prank on me. 336 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:15,000 He took a huge sanitary pad 337 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,760 He put some red paint on it and stuck it to my bag. 338 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,400 It's not funny. 339 00:34:22,119 --> 00:34:23,760 No, it's not. 340 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,400 So don't laugh! 341 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,760 Sorry. 342 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,079 I remember when I got my first period. 343 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:41,000 We were by the lake with my father. 344 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,000 He really wanted to swim. 345 00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:49,920 I'd been trying to tell him all day and finally I told him in the evening. 346 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,039 He just looked at me and left the room. 347 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,039 And he didn't come back. 348 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,880 - I can't look at that. - Keep looking! 349 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,159 The toilet paper has run out! 350 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:46,000 - Lend me 5 zlotys. - Not now. 351 00:35:52,119 --> 00:35:54,079 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 352 00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:56,840 Fetch some ice! 353 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:03,000 Put your leg down... and raise it up. 354 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,360 Hello. 355 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,000 Come in, please. 356 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,719 I'd like to show my report. 357 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,920 I did my stocktaking in the minishop. 358 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,760 I've marked everything with colors. 359 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,440 Why? 360 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,360 I wanted it to be clear and neat. 361 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,400 Because maybe... 362 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,039 I'm willing to take on more tasks. 363 00:36:56,079 --> 00:36:57,880 To learn something. 364 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,719 So you don't think you're learning enough? 365 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:07,000 Not at all, I just wanted... 366 00:37:10,159 --> 00:37:12,719 I just know a lot of stuff... 367 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,000 I could help with some stuff. 368 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:28,440 Really? 369 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000 I've got some observations... 370 00:37:36,559 --> 00:37:37,280 What kind of? 371 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,159 For example... 372 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:47,800 For example? 373 00:37:49,039 --> 00:37:53,000 I know which plants like sunshine and which prefer shade... 374 00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:09,559 I also know who smokes in the customers' rooms. 375 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,920 - Let's move it or else she'll nitpick again. - OK. 376 00:38:43,039 --> 00:38:45,440 - This one? - Yes. 377 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,719 Here! 378 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,000 Wait, I'll take it. 379 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,119 What's wrong with you? 380 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,280 I don't feel well. 381 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,119 - Let me... - I'm feverish. 382 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,840 I'll take it. 383 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:23,440 I don't think you have a fever. 384 00:39:25,559 --> 00:39:27,000 But you know... 385 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:31,400 You may be sick if you're feeling unwell. 386 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:46,760 What? 387 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,559 It's lactating, I have a baby. 388 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:54,760 You have a baby? 389 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,920 No, a teletubby! Yes, a baby. 390 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,719 How small is it? 391 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:07,000 You know... small... like a loaf of bread. 392 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,760 - I'll take that. - So, I'll take this. 393 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:20,079 It must be hard for you here without your baby. 394 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,840 A small baby... 395 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:31,760 And where is its... dad? 396 00:40:41,559 --> 00:40:44,920 I've discharged him from his duties but we're friends. 397 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,000 That one has to wait. 398 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,360 - Shall we smoke? - Sure. 399 00:40:54,559 --> 00:40:57,800 Is the bitch watching? Let's go around the corner. 400 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,000 But... you know... 401 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,400 My mom didn't go to college and... 402 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,000 She keeps moaning and moaning... 403 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:22,480 "And what will happen when I die?" 404 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:23,719 And? 405 00:41:25,039 --> 00:41:27,079 It's just a burden. 406 00:41:30,079 --> 00:41:31,760 A burden? 407 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:36,480 Yes, because when you fail or something's not working 408 00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:40,000 You feel as if you owed her a life. 409 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,440 Do you get me, Babyface? 410 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,840 Babyface gets you. 411 00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:55,480 But... I don't know... 412 00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:04,039 I think that every family cares for its members. 413 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,079 You're not feeling well? 414 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,760 I feel as if... 415 00:42:13,079 --> 00:42:16,760 I was on the borderline between... 416 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,760 ...consciousness and unconsciousness. 417 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000 You were supposed to take care of the meat. 418 00:44:06,159 --> 00:44:09,000 You're peeling potatoes with that knife? 419 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Put it down and take care of the meat. 420 00:44:18,039 --> 00:44:19,280 Are you deaf? 421 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,559 - Do it yourself! - I've chopped the onion. 422 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,000 - It's not enough, chop 2 more. - Fine. 423 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,760 How's the cake coming along? 424 00:44:38,159 --> 00:44:39,199 I don't know. 425 00:44:40,079 --> 00:44:42,719 Onions, potatoes, filling... 426 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,800 And everything else. 427 00:44:50,559 --> 00:44:51,360 OK. 428 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,360 Jesus Christ! 429 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,800 Why are you telling us what to do? 430 00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,760 And can you use your brain sometimes? 431 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,480 One person chops, another one makes the cake, 432 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,000 another one peels potatoes, I have to clean this, 433 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,360 so you prepare the meat. 434 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,000 - Just do it! - No! 435 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,119 - Onion guy, can you prepare the meat? - Nope! 436 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:12,840 Because? 437 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:17,000 Because I've done my task and I'm on a break now. 438 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,760 - And what are you doing? - Cleaning. 439 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,480 Hey! 440 00:45:29,119 --> 00:45:31,280 And what are you doing now? 441 00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:34,199 Enough with the onion! 442 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,920 But I've got 4 left. 443 00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:37,360 Enough. 444 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,119 Why are you clearing my workstation? 445 00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:05,880 Fuck, what are you doing, man? 446 00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:09,159 Do it! 447 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:10,159 No. 448 00:46:10,159 --> 00:46:11,199 - Just do it. - No, I won't. 449 00:46:11,199 --> 00:46:13,000 - Do it! - I won't. 450 00:46:14,199 --> 00:46:15,280 - I won't do it. - You will. 451 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:19,559 - I've chopped the onion. - You will do it. 452 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,559 - Hmm, delicious. - You'll do it. 453 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:24,159 - Soup. - You will do it. 454 00:46:24,559 --> 00:46:26,840 Why are you telling him what to do? 455 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,280 - Peel the potatoes. - I won't do it. 456 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:34,840 - I won't do it! - You will! 457 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,000 '1, 2, 3, the witch is watching thee!' 458 00:46:43,199 --> 00:46:43,760 One... 459 00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,400 - Hello, 'Pawel'! - Hello, 'Pawel'! 460 00:47:13,199 --> 00:47:16,920 '4, 3, 5, 4, 3, 0.' 461 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,719 'Oh, fuck! I get that you...' 462 00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,760 'don't want to talk with father but call mother at least.' 463 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,920 'Call mother!' 464 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,760 'I had no clue, I'm sorry.' 465 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,880 'It doesn't matter who gave birth to you, it's important who raised you.' 466 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,159 Isn't it? So... 467 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:42,000 'Feel free if you want to get blind drunk but just give us a sign you're alive.' 468 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,880 I've lost my slippers. 469 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:50,000 A guy comes and says that the pump in his car is broken. 470 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:55,000 And I say: "Why are you here if you know what's wrong?" 471 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:59,159 He says he can't fix it by himself. 472 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,480 I check and the pump doesn't start. 473 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,039 And... 474 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,960 I didn't hear the sound, 475 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:09,719 when you turn the key, you normally hear... 476 00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:11,000 And I didn't hear that. 477 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:15,719 - So I ask him if the high beam is... - Wait... 478 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,280 OK. 479 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:28,000 if the high beam is working properly or the horn and he says there are sometimes problems with them. 480 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,400 So I knew the relays were the problem. 481 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,880 But I tell him it's the pump and charge him 300. 482 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,000 So I went to the junkyard... 483 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,840 5 zlotys a relay, I bought 5, 484 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,960 I changed them and the pump's working. 485 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,840 So I earned 260 net. 486 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:45,440 Nice. 487 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,000 That's it. 488 00:48:49,159 --> 00:48:52,000 For a poor guy I'd do it for free. 489 00:48:52,159 --> 00:48:54,000 But such guys... 490 00:48:56,079 --> 00:48:59,199 You ran your garage with your old man? 491 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,800 - Do you still own it? - No. 492 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:04,480 No. 493 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,000 Hello. 494 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,280 And... 495 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:14,920 we're landing... 496 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,880 Hold on, please. 497 00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:26,400 Watch your head. To the back. 498 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,119 Great. 499 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,559 You were born in 1938, am I right? 500 00:51:36,039 --> 00:51:37,559 My granddad, too. 501 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,119 And you're both from Warsaw. 502 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,920 Right? 503 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,559 Yes! 504 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,719 My granddad didn't know his father, 505 00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:55,559 because he went missing after the war. 506 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,280 No-one knew what had happened to him. 507 00:52:00,119 --> 00:52:04,000 My granddad didn't know what he looked like, 508 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:08,079 his mother didn't want to talk about that. 509 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:12,920 No-one actually knew if he was dead or alive, 510 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,920 and all the photos had been lost. 511 00:52:16,039 --> 00:52:20,000 So he didn't know what his father looked like. 512 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,039 My granddad had an aunt, 513 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,760 she was an awful gossiper, 514 00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,199 and she told my granddad 515 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:34,760 there was a guy working as a doorkeeper at the nearby hotel 516 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:40,000 who looked a lot like his father. 517 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:45,280 So my granddad was curious and went there. 518 00:52:45,559 --> 00:52:51,199 So he was in the hotel, he saw the doorkeeper, 519 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:55,559 he thought he'd found his actual father, 520 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,000 Could you raise your foot a bit? 521 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:05,000 It'll make my job a lot easier if you cooperate. 522 00:53:07,199 --> 00:53:17,000 My granddad would go there every day and watch the doorkeeper, 523 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:21,079 how he moved, talked with people, 524 00:53:21,079 --> 00:53:26,480 my granddad wondered if that could be his father. 525 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,000 'Excuse me!' 526 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,119 'Do you have dirty towels?' 527 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,119 No. 528 00:53:36,199 --> 00:53:37,880 So... 529 00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:46,360 So... 530 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,719 the doorkeeper also noticed my granddad 531 00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:57,760 he was curious why my granddad spent so much time there, 532 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,159 and... 533 00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,360 so he asked him what he was doing there 534 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,000 and my granddad came up with some excuses 535 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:11,880 but he kept coming there. 536 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:17,079 One day the doorkeeper came up to my granddad, 537 00:54:17,079 --> 00:54:21,000 he leaned towards him and my granddad was 538 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,360 overjoyed that he would maybe say something to him 539 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,079 and they would hit it off. 540 00:54:29,559 --> 00:54:34,159 And the doorkeeper... 541 00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:39,559 told him something. My granddad didn't want to tell what it was. 542 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 Do you understand? 543 00:54:44,159 --> 00:54:46,360 Do you get it? 544 00:54:48,079 --> 00:54:51,920 The doorkeeper turned out to be a pedophile. 545 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000 You know... 546 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,440 That's terrible, isn't it? 547 00:55:01,119 --> 00:55:02,760 Would you be afraid? 548 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,000 That's awful. 549 00:55:08,559 --> 00:55:09,440 Isn't it? 550 00:55:13,039 --> 00:55:14,000 Isn't? 551 00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,159 - Hello, 'Pawel'. - Hello, 'Pawel'. 552 00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,400 'I'm happy you're calling me, 553 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:21,280 'I can't pick up right now because I'm boozing it up.' 554 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,760 'Leave a message, please.' 555 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,760 Fucking shit! 556 00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:04,360 Where the fuck am I? 557 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,079 Bricked up. 558 00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,000 Of course. 559 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:37,000 It closes up and gets.. 560 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:37,920 ...DARK! 561 00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:43,000 Better? 562 00:57:47,719 --> 00:57:49,079 Let's hope so. 563 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:56,760 I think I'll throw up again soon. 564 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,000 Poor you! 565 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,440 Maybe it's flu. 566 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,480 It's not flu. 567 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:13,159 Look, someone got rid of... 568 00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:18,079 They must be closing down the chapel on the third floor. 569 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,000 Do you know where it is? 570 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,840 Yes, next to the highland-style room. 571 00:58:23,079 --> 00:58:24,119 Yes. 572 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:25,880 And you? 573 00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:29,039 Are you an Orthodox Church member? 574 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,199 I don't belong to any church. 575 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,280 But I like churches. 576 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,480 They're 'buildings with silence'. 577 00:58:47,159 --> 00:58:50,440 And I belong to the Orthodox Church. 578 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,960 Don't stand up, rest a bit. 579 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,440 - You belong to the Orthodox Church? - Yep. 580 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,119 You don't look like. 581 00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:00,760 Because I don't have a beard? 582 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:10,480 No, and aren't you upset they threw away that holy picture in the garbage? 583 00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:11,760 Yes. 584 00:59:19,719 --> 00:59:21,800 Do you believe in God? 585 00:59:24,119 --> 00:59:25,719 You know... 586 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,960 I actually support all the religions. 587 00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,800 Just like... Jesus Christ. 588 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:41,119 He wasn't a Christian. 589 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,880 He was himself. 590 00:59:47,079 --> 00:59:51,039 But the Orthodox Church has disgraced itself in the least manner, I guess. 591 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,760 We've disgraced ourselves, too. 592 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,360 OK, enough. 593 00:59:55,559 --> 00:59:57,760 Enough, we'll wait for them. 594 00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,000 Come on. 595 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:00,199 Is she there? 596 01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,840 And your baby... 597 01:00:03,159 --> 01:00:04,880 Is it a boy or a girl? 598 01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:05,719 Why? 599 01:00:06,079 --> 01:00:07,400 Just asking. 600 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:08,559 A boy. 601 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,280 - I have a brother. - You do? 602 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,760 - Older or younger? - He's younger. 603 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:17,199 He has Down Syndrome. 604 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:20,079 What? 605 01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:23,000 I'm sorry. 606 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,280 I'm really sorry. 607 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,280 They just make me laugh. 608 01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:32,000 That's OK. He often makes me laugh, too. 609 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,760 I don't know, he's funny. 610 01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,760 He's joyful. 611 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,000 He's got... 612 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:41,960 plenty of love 613 01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:43,159 for people. 614 01:00:43,159 --> 01:00:45,199 He loves animals very much. 615 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:52,159 He stopped eating meat when he found out... 616 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:56,840 The only vegetarian with Down Syndrome in the world. 617 01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:58,280 That's great. 618 01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:02,800 But my dad forces me to beat him. 619 01:01:06,159 --> 01:01:07,039 What? 620 01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,000 Don't you want to ask why I beat him? 621 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,079 You know... 622 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,840 You beat him 'cause you're stupid. 623 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,079 Sorry, but... 624 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:31,000 Beating someone because of something is lame, isn't it? 625 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,079 Maybe... 626 01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,079 But... 627 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:36,400 I beat him because... 628 01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,400 my father is afraid because... 629 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:41,400 we live next to railway tracks. 630 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,400 And he keeps going there. 631 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,920 And we are scared... 632 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,920 he has a pack of dogs 633 01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:52,360 about 7 dogs or so 634 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,000 and he follows... 635 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,960 follows them everywhere. 636 01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,000 Dad is worried... 637 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:04,199 he'll get hit by a train some day. 638 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,280 Dad tells me to beat him 639 01:02:07,719 --> 01:02:10,840 so he'd realize he shouldn't go there. 640 01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,440 I've actually never hit him. 641 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,840 We have an agreement. 642 01:02:18,119 --> 01:02:19,880 I say: "you've misbehaved again" 643 01:02:20,079 --> 01:02:24,800 "So I'm going to pretend I'm beating you" 644 01:02:25,559 --> 01:02:28,760 "and you're going to scream." 645 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:34,000 So I bang the bed with my hand 646 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,559 and he goes: "ouch, oww". 647 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:49,280 Now, when I'm not there 648 01:02:50,079 --> 01:02:56,960 I can't keep an eye on him. 649 01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:01,079 And I'm worried Dad's going to start beating him for real. 650 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,119 Damn. 651 01:03:08,119 --> 01:03:11,880 I'm not good at comforting but 652 01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:17,119 maybe if he has to beat him, he won't hit him at all. 653 01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:21,480 I'll take the picture with me. 654 01:03:22,159 --> 01:03:24,400 'We've been waiting for you for 90 minutes.' 655 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,119 Or the diabetic girl... 656 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:30,840 she's diabetic but she keeps pilfering sweets from the minishop. 657 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,440 She simply steals. 658 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,280 Or... 659 01:03:40,079 --> 01:03:42,960 the 3 girls who clean customers' rooms 660 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,400 they have parties all night long. 661 01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:54,000 I couldn't sleep at night and I saw them running skimpily dressed down the corridors. 662 01:03:55,079 --> 01:03:58,920 They took drinks from the minibar. 663 01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:03,119 One of them kept crying all night. 664 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:04,960 Drunk. 665 01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:14,880 Or the guys from the laundry room... 666 01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:17,000 they had an argument. 667 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:19,880 One of them was very aggressive. 668 01:04:25,119 --> 01:04:26,719 The guy who 669 01:04:28,559 --> 01:04:30,159 works by the dumpsters 670 01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:34,760 he fakes an illness. 671 01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:38,000 He wants the girl who works with him 672 01:04:39,119 --> 01:04:40,000 to help him. 673 01:04:40,719 --> 01:04:42,960 He wants her to do everything for him. 674 01:04:44,199 --> 01:04:46,159 And she doesn't socialize with anyone. 675 01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:48,519 She just pretends. 676 01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:53,400 And you? 677 01:04:54,159 --> 01:04:54,800 Me? 678 01:04:58,559 --> 01:04:59,840 How do you manage? 679 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:06,079 I like it here very much, really! 680 01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:11,519 I just can't stand... 681 01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:15,760 how they talk about you. 682 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,519 They call you a witch 683 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:21,840 a whore 684 01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:31,760 'You have no new messages.' 685 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:37,519 'If you need help, press 0.' 686 01:06:32,719 --> 01:06:34,440 You don't seem to work at all. 687 01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:41,800 You fraternize with customers. 688 01:06:42,719 --> 01:06:43,719 Don't do that. 689 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,960 The pedestal is still dirty. 690 01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:52,119 From now on, you will clean it in the morning... 691 01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:53,559 and in the evening. 692 01:06:58,119 --> 01:07:01,519 There are delays in the kitchen, do something about it! 693 01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,000 Do you want to say something? 694 01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:16,800 Drinks keep disappearing from the minibars. 695 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,119 Do you know anything about it? 696 01:07:36,119 --> 01:07:38,559 Look at yourself! Spruce yourself up a bit! 697 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:50,480 Hello. 698 01:08:01,679 --> 01:08:04,000 ‘I don’t know... there’s a beep...’ 699 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,440 'This is your mom' 700 01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:09,760 'Just call me back, please.' 701 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:53,520 Look, they throw away everything. 702 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:57,119 I'll take this for my baby. 703 01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:00,760 What's wrong? 704 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,000 You're not feeling well. 705 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:12,279 OK, you should lie down. 706 01:09:14,359 --> 01:09:16,479 Take a look at the hotel. 707 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:19,840 What? 708 01:09:21,279 --> 01:09:23,119 Look at the hotel. 709 01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:24,800 Why? 710 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,119 Just look. 711 01:09:30,279 --> 01:09:31,560 You're funny. 712 01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:32,800 Do it! 713 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,439 OK then. 714 01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:40,000 - Look. - I'm looking. 715 01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:43,760 And what? 716 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:45,000 Keep looking. 717 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,760 OK, enough. Let's go. 718 01:10:24,359 --> 01:10:26,359 I thought it was a fever... 719 01:10:31,359 --> 01:10:33,760 But it's not a fever... 720 01:10:34,279 --> 01:10:35,880 No, no, no... 721 01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:38,119 You need to lie down. 722 01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:42,199 You need to lie down, I'll take that. 723 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,000 Leave it! 724 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,920 Hey, you're sick, You've got hallucinations. 725 01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:48,960 Leave it! 726 01:10:49,279 --> 01:10:51,800 I'll take it, it's the last one. 727 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,399 The last one. 728 01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:55,760 Go to bed. 729 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,760 Go to bed, you're sick! 730 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,439 I'm sorry. 731 01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:17,840 What? 732 01:11:18,479 --> 01:11:20,560 I'm sorry! 733 01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:24,159 You're sorry? 734 01:11:27,159 --> 01:11:28,520 Sorry? 735 01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:45,720 Leave that. 736 01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:55,960 - Your baby's safe. - Shut up! 737 01:12:03,079 --> 01:12:05,760 - Your baby's safe. - Shut up! 738 01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:11,479 This... this... 739 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,880 This doesn't exist? 740 01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:16,399 This doesn't exist in here? 741 01:12:17,359 --> 01:12:19,520 Doesn’t the dumpster exist? 742 01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,760 And its lid, here... 743 01:12:22,079 --> 01:12:23,399 It's here. 744 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,399 The garbage is here. 745 01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:28,000 And we are here. 746 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,000 All of this exists! 747 01:12:38,159 --> 01:12:39,760 What's my name? 748 01:12:50,359 --> 01:12:52,119 No... 749 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,119 No... no... 750 01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:01,760 No... no... 751 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,199 No! 752 01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:12,920 Help! 753 01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:52,720 Stand up! 754 01:14:23,199 --> 01:14:23,840 Go. 755 01:15:07,439 --> 01:15:08,159 Hello. 756 01:15:26,119 --> 01:15:27,000 Hello. 757 01:17:50,159 --> 01:17:52,760 1, 2, 3, the witch is watching thee. 758 01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:16,760 I'd like to indicate that we need to change our delivery method. 759 01:18:18,119 --> 01:18:19,520 Wait, please. 760 01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:22,760 Can I carry on? 761 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,279 - No problem, I'll wait. - Fine. 762 01:18:25,279 --> 01:18:28,079 So... 763 01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:33,279 At first, we should order frozen meat. 764 01:18:33,399 --> 01:18:34,079 OK. 765 01:18:34,279 --> 01:18:38,880 And then, we should order frozen vegetables. 766 01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:40,880 And on the freezers... 767 01:18:41,399 --> 01:18:47,279 there will be lists with information about the delivery. 768 01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:48,520 Great. 769 01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:51,399 We need to know the expiry date. 770 01:18:51,399 --> 01:18:53,399 You're going to take care of that. 771 01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:56,840 That's right. 772 01:18:57,159 --> 01:19:00,760 I think it can make our job easier. 773 01:19:02,359 --> 01:19:06,119 We'll be able to work more efficiently. 774 01:19:06,119 --> 01:19:07,760 That's a great idea. 775 01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,479 Is something wrong? 776 01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:16,760 No, nothing, carry on, please. 777 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:20,159 - OK, there's just one problem. - Yes? 778 01:19:22,199 --> 01:19:28,760 During weddings and similar events we use up much more meat 779 01:19:30,359 --> 01:19:37,159 so we should change transportation to streamline... 780 01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:39,159 Shall I leave? 781 01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:40,079 No. 782 01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:42,920 Stay, please. It's good for her that you are here. 783 01:19:47,359 --> 01:19:49,279 Say it! 784 01:19:49,279 --> 01:19:52,840 I could've told you the same about the frozen food. 785 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,840 Couldn't I? I don't get it. 786 01:19:56,439 --> 01:19:58,119 - Sorry... - Shut up! 787 01:20:01,279 --> 01:20:03,079 You told me what you wanted to tell. 788 01:20:03,199 --> 01:20:03,800 Yes. 789 01:20:12,279 --> 01:20:14,560 Did you feel compelled to do something? 790 01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:23,520 Maybe you took pleasure in denouncing your colleagues. 791 01:20:24,079 --> 01:20:27,399 You didn't feel so self-conscious any more. 792 01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:29,079 Did you feel good? 793 01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:33,199 Did you feel important? 794 01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:39,399 But it was you who... 795 01:20:39,399 --> 01:20:41,439 What? Encouraged you? 796 01:20:42,479 --> 01:20:43,439 Didn't you? 797 01:20:43,439 --> 01:20:44,439 No. 798 01:20:51,119 --> 01:20:53,359 So it was my fault. 799 01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:56,279 Only mine. 800 01:20:58,279 --> 01:21:00,000 Do you know why? 801 01:21:20,479 --> 01:21:21,840 Can I leave? 802 01:21:22,439 --> 01:21:23,159 Yes, of course. 803 01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:25,000 I'm sorry. 804 01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:29,720 You didn't cross out the towels. 805 01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:55,720 Say something, please. 806 01:23:57,399 --> 01:24:00,000 I've got time, I can wait. 807 01:24:01,199 --> 01:24:02,720 I don't know... 808 01:24:03,479 --> 01:24:04,359 What? 809 01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:07,880 Say something, anything! 810 01:24:08,079 --> 01:24:11,079 I don't know what boots you were wearing at the time. 811 01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:14,760 What? Oh, fuck! 812 01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:24,399 Say something. Anything. Fuck! 813 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,119 What? 814 01:24:34,760 --> 01:24:36,439 I don't know... anything... 815 01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:43,720 I don't know what it was like back then... 816 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:16,760 Because the winter... 817 01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:24,920 in 1944 was very, very... 818 01:25:26,439 --> 01:25:27,760 harsh. 819 01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:30,359 And you... 820 01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:38,760 you were wearing leather boots. 821 01:25:43,399 --> 01:25:45,279 And you remember well... 822 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:50,720 perfectly well those boots. 823 01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:13,760 Why are you turning it down? 824 01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:16,800 They're not ready for that song yet. 825 01:29:17,199 --> 01:29:18,960 Not now. 826 01:43:06,760 --> 01:43:07,800 Hi. 827 01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:24,760 'Any witnesses?' 828 01:43:24,880 --> 01:43:28,279 'A Russian guy who was going to his wedding.' 829 01:43:28,880 --> 01:43:31,520 'And a manager from a nearby hotel.' 830 01:43:31,760 --> 01:43:34,000 'I think we’ve taken her statement.' 831 01:43:36,520 --> 01:43:39,960 'The 19th person has died. We've got 19 deaths.' 832 01:43:39,960 --> 01:43:42,960 'Let's say 5min ago. The time of death: 2:23 a.m.' 833 01:43:42,960 --> 01:43:46,199 '- And the survivor? - A concussion and a broken tooth.' 834 01:43:46,760 --> 01:43:50,760 'Is he going to stay here? Take him to the hospital.' 835 01:43:51,119 --> 01:44:04,119 'The driver was distracted... ...cigarette ash fell on his foot...' 836 01:44:05,119 --> 01:44:08,119 'What a stupid note!' 837 01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:10,119 'Hurry up!' 838 01:44:12,119 --> 01:44:14,119 'Back your car out and I'll hurry up.' 839 01:44:19,119 --> 01:44:21,359 '1, 2, 3, the witch goes up.' 840 01:45:18,119 --> 01:45:21,560 Monument 841 01:45:23,760 --> 01:45:27,000 R.I.P. Students of Lodz Film School 2014-2018 842 01:45:44,000 --> 01:45:45,680 Written and Directed by: 53503

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