All language subtitles for Ljubav za fatu-en

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''Who gives'', all in yellow.
''Blood'', in red.

''Save A Life'', in white.

With the colors you put it read:
Who gives blood saves A trip.

SPEAK ENGLISH

No, no blue.

I spend a lot for 20,000
light bulbs you can't turn on.

According to you, I spend millions here
to make you admire the view?

What a beautiful lake...

< Goodyear aircraft,
call Rome 636672.

< Yes, twice 6.

- Ready?
- Yes.

- (WOMAN) Ciccino?
- I'll pick you up around nine.

< What do we do?
< Then we decide.

- Are you in the office ?
- I'm above you, look out.

< (WOMAN) Are you still making me late?

< No, I promise you,
I won't make you late tonight.

- I'll be ready at nine. HI.
- Hi sweetie.

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- Do you know that last night I dreamed about you?
- Yes ?

- They left on the yacht
from Paris... - Were we alone?

Yes, you had a dress
faux leather,

- then we landed in Tokyo...
- What strange dreams you have.

< In the hotel I had the impression
that a Japanese spy on us.

- Let's go away ?
- As you like.

Let's take a leap to Capriccio.

- But you have to get up early in the morning.
- Just a moment, let's have a drink.

- No, let's go home.Do you want to?
- Yes.

You come.

Be quiet, Nane is sleeping.

- Mind you, he's deaf
like a bell! - Shsh, shut up.

SOFT MUSIC

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- Good night.
- Goodnight Mom.

Nane, I'm curious and excited,
the lawyer says it's beautiful.

Do you want to go up too to see him?

It was so close to him
for so many years.

1 7 to be exact, this year
that would be 27. A lifetime, ma'am.

Good morning, ma'am.

- Here's the lawyer.
- Thank you.

- Peter.
- Good morning, Federica. Come.

- Orlando? - Usual story,
when it comes to his father...

Look, I'd like to see the Bureau again
by GUIdo, can I?

- If you want, sure.
- Is the president here?

No, he's in New York. You come.

-Lawyer, he's coming.
- We'll be right there, thank you.

- My samurai.
- Come on, let's go, Federica.

It's been a long time.

Now you will see, it looks like him,
A striking resemblance.

They're bringing it up.
Come, let's meet him.

- My God... GUIdo.
- What do you think ?

A perfect resemblance,
he also looks younger.

- The great samUrai.
- I drive.

- Waiter ?
- I come !

- Excuse me ?
- Here I am, doctor!

Weren't we supposed to eat? It's an hour
that we are talking about my father.

At least once a year,
for the anniversary,

could you be more understanding!

I remember it well, even without bust.

- For me they are useless expenses.
- He was great and he loved you.

Guido was a model father
and of husband.

Even Piero is surprised
of your behavior of him.

Nice example, that goes around
to inaUgUre the busts!

To pay court to the widow
of his friend of hers,

knowing that a son is involved,
that would be me.

- Now you're being unfair to Piero too.
- Forget it, mom. Waiter !

Mom, I didn't mean to upset you.
Mom !

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How boring tonight! I have to go out
with Manzotti, I really don't like it!

The one of the Swiss marquees?

Can't you postpone? We stay at home
and see you A movie on TV.

I can't, they're leaving tomorrow.

ENGINE ROAR

< (FEDERICA) Thanks for the evening.
< (MAN) Wait.

< (FEDERICA) No, Orlando is sleeping.
< (MAN) Don't you offer me anything?

< (FEDERICA) No, Piero,
let me go... Bye.

< (FEDERICA) Good night.
< (PIERO) 'Night. I'll call you tomorrow.

(ORLANDO) Manzotti,
Manzotti Fuck!

It was that pain in the ass Piero...
There it is!

(ORLANDO) He's even starting to tell me
the lies. This is annoying.

- Come on, Orlando...
- Just a little.

- I don't feel like it.
- A little.

- I told you I don't like it.
- Trial.

- And then I don't like it.
- Trial !

- Yes...
- No.

- Yes...
- I told you no.

- Leaves.
- Yes...

(FROM THE RECORDER FEDERICA)
You're happy ? I don't like.

(RECORDER) Take off this turntable
and he takes the microphone off the table.

(RECORDER) The salmon
I don't like.

(ORLANDO) Salmon... salmon!

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I'm so glad you came,
professor.

Yeah... but these things
they are no longer for me.

No because ?

Federica, One of these days
I would like to speak to Orlando.

He was here just now,
I saw it in the garden.

I'd like to give him a little talk.

Dear Orlando, these bags under your eyes
I do not like them at all.

Look at that stuff! you should see you,
you squeezed yourself more than a lemon!

Everything is written there.

You need to save more
in all senses, clear?

Man has a certain number
of cartridges...

if you shoot them all now, then ?

- But who shoots the cartridges?
- YOU, you shoot them! YOU !

Huh? Who is ?

- What happens ?
- It's your party, isn't it?

Her head hurts, huh?
I believe you... cartridges!

Mum mum.

Orlando...

Mom...

Orlandino, what have you done?
It's a wonderful thought!

- How did it come to your mind?
- It's a small thing.

It's the thought that counts.

Only Guido did a madness
similar. He's like his father.

That time too it was
for my birthday,

we were in Venice,
guests of the Volpe di MisUrina

and GUIdo, with his twin engine,
went straight to the Lido

to throw me
A large boUqUet of red roses !

He got off a few meters from the beach.
People were fleeing everywhere!

(FEDERICA) Guido was like that,
you knew him well.

<(PIERO) Yes, he was capable of anything.
- Mom.

- Mom, we have to go.
- It is still early.

- I wasn't talking to you, counselor.
- Orlando!

Here, I've already sent you my best wishes
even if more modest than yours.

No, she doesn't drink alcohol,
only milk and mint.

- Mom, but...
- I thought he was weaned!

Mommy, we have to go,
I'm waiting A phone call from Rovereto.

- So go.
- Where ?

Wherever you like, I'll take your mother with her
me, so let's test the new car.

Federica, A wonderful Ferrari!

Go, Orlando, he accompanies me.
YOU do what you have to do.

Orlando, you are great, realize yourself
independent of each other.

You can be calm with me.
We will be back late tonight.

Late ? With Ferrari...

Joy, allow me One little one
madness for one evening.

Go back to Rome, do what you have to do
and go to sleep. Do not wait for me.

- What is he doing, is he waiting for you?
- If I don't come back, he won't fall asleep.

It's like a child.

-What is he?
- Whisky, sir.

And he thought I wasn't
weaned... this idiot!

I'll show you...
At home, me with the Ferrari...

Imbecile of a peasant of a...
A beast!

Always around...
Good morning, lawyer!

All around with Ferrari...
Indianapolis!

With an acceleration, I…
I make a head...

Whore!

What happens there?

Look look...
Look how it swerves!

They beat the women and they disband.

Where am I ?

Does that seem like the way to cross?
If I didn't brake...

I could...
Did she hurt her leg?

HORN
- One moment !

- Come with me, please!
- Yes Yes sure.

- Hurry up, let's go!
- Calm down.

Let's not panic.

Of course I knew them.
Good people, always polite.

- But who could have imagined it?
- If you want we can go to the police.

No, please! And then...
look how they reduced me!

- What are you doing, look?
- She told me, sorry...

(WOMAN) FortUna I met
she.

(ORLANDO) One of my sister
dude, in A round of golf...

(WOMAN) I can't introduce myself
in my house like this.

If you want, I'll explain it
to his father.

No, I'm not at home, I live
by the nuns, in A pensioner!

- I can't introduce myself like this.
- I have an advertising office,

I have hundreds of dresses,
let's just go up. A moment.

Look at that stuff! She took it
in the closet on the right?

Wasn't I supposed to do it? I bring it back to him
tomorrow morning, don't worry.

He is a Timago Casoli,
A company from Varese, An error.

- Please.
- Thank you.

To think it was A company
so serious.

- Good evening, Mr. Orlando.
- Good evening.

SPEAK IN ENGLISH

-What does he say?
- Excuse me, I thought she was American.

She's too kind.

So, risotto with mushrooms,
chicken fillets and then...

- Cake with cream.
- Well, ma'am.

-Why, she can't?
- For you the usual?

Yes please.

- Strange...
- What ?

Same things... same things that
usually orders Another Lady.

- Which by the way she reminds me of.
-It will be her dress.

No, she wears hats
with veils and lace...

But who is she, his wife?
Oh God, is he married?

- Ninth.
- I absolutely don't want to, she...

No, I'm still... how do you say?

Please, I didn't ask for anything.
Man is a hunter.

Good.

No thanks, otherwise...

I'm glad to see her smile.

And to think that until two hours ago
we didn't know each other.

And she was running away
with a shoe in hand!

- Please, don't rage.
- Excuse me.

If one day we will be more intimate...
she'll go down to the detail, but not now.

My head is exploding!

As for the son
of the ambassador,

What he had been trying to…
what he wanted...

- I can intervene.
- No, of course.

- 5 years ago I had relatives...
- No, it's "under water".

5 years ago in Rovereto...
it will be 5 years...

I had relatives,
people of inordinate ambition,

- we also discussed...
- Gentleman.

- Wait a moment.
- Please, DO IT.

He gets accompanied in the Ferrari
and then he looks for me!

Mom ?

Dwarfs? don't scream,
I'm not deaf! What do you want ?

The mother ? It is not possible !
But what an airship!

Give me the phone number !
Where did it happen ?

The telephone and the address.

Yes...

7 4... Yes, that's fine, I'll take care of it.

- How much ?
- 1,000 francs.

Forget it.

Blackberries' ! Wait, but where are you running to!

Nice... here is Iris,
with 2,000 I'll make you happy.

In this case it's better
if I do it alone!

- But vaff... - I know that one,
he doesn't have a lira!

- Ah, Iris!
- Ehy beauty !

If you knew what happened to me, I owe you
tell a lot of things!

- Aò, can I come in?
- Sure, go inside, go inside.

- Come in, I need to talk to you.
- What do you have to tell me?

One thing happened to me...

Iris... Iris, it was like a movie.

It can be the chance of a lifetime!
Do you know what was killing me?

- A few centimeters more
and I wasn't here. - Who ?

GOOD THOSE YOUR CUSTOMERS!

They took me to the countryside
and two jumped on me!

Strange, they are decent people,
One is also a surveyor.

Yes, I recommend it!

To make me feel good, he wanted to give me
A punch on the head.

- If I didn't run away, I did
A bad end. - 'She's crazy.

I was almost naked, he lets me in
in A living room full of wardrobes and...

- And what is he doing?
- He presses a button, bzz...

Two thousand dresses, presses Another
button... two thousand shoes.

And then there were furs,
jewelry, hats.

- And who was it, Mandrake ?
- At midnight do you know what I did?

- I ran away.
- Yes ?

- Like Cinderella.
- Have you finished inventing?

To invent ? See this dress?
The bag ? The shoes ?

- It's all his stuff.
- Can I come too?

But where are you going ?

You see, it's just a head injury,
nothing serious.

- Yes, but what a scare!
- No, no surgery.

Look, look... this imbecile
how she has reduced you!

Don't look at me, please.

I will be disfigured, I know.

Imbecile, peasant and rude.
Out and about with Ferrari at 80!

Don't say that, even the poor thing...

Poor thing ? Mom, please don't
defend him because he is One person

that deserves nothing, understand?
He deserved to '' stay dry ''!

I break his plaster,
I ruin his career

They spit it out in front of everyone,
he is a finished man!

And do you know where I put the Ferrari?

- Orlando, please, I'm sick.
- Leave me alone...

I'm sick, don't shout, please.

Excuse me, mom. You'll see that we'll stay
better alone, you and me.

- Ophelia!
- What do you want ?

- You open.
- What do you want, can we find out?

- Ophelia.
- Weren't you supposed to go to Cinecittà?

I have to be in the theater at nine.
And you, where are you going?

Nice... are you going to your mother's?

Don't touch, you ruin it,
it is delicate.

But where are you going ?
You also have the new dress.

- Where did you go the other night?
- How many questions!

- The bill has arrived.
- Which ?

- About the laundry.
- Oh, God, it's true. When it expires ?

On 1 2...Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
three days left.

Did you understand ? That's 300,000 lire!
Help me ?

- 40 I have.
- And what do we do?

are sacrifices,
but this is our future.

- What are you doing, sitting down?
- No, I'll take you.

No, Iris is taking me.

- But who are these?
- I don't know them, I'm going to a party.

Aò, I'm not going to have fun,
I go to work !

I have this callus on my toe...
Maybe it's raining tonight.

Ouch...

- Excuse me, allow A question?
- Sure, there's no ''anything''.

First, because she's so scared
to be followed?

But who, me?

First, on the Autostrada, every car
that surpassed us, she turned pale

and she slipped on the seat
not to be seen.

I noticed it, huh!

It must be a little chap she,
she can't hide anything.

Listen, Orlando...
Let me call you Orlando?

Sure, I'm happy with her.

(OPHELIA) You inspired me with confidence
from the first moment.

- I can no longer keep to myself
this thing. - Tell me.

(OPHELIA) That's nice, do you like it?

(ORLANDO) Here the river ends,
Indeed...

First the Etruscans, then the Germans
and then An engineer from Rimini,

he wanted to make a supermarket
right on the lace.

Do you remember the Volkswagens? When
did they put their hands on me?

All because I had this folder,
it was those people there.

- I didn't understand who I am!
- ''Black November''!

- What's up ?
- Don't talk loud.

Let's stay calm, let's not make ourselves
panic.

- Black September.
- Oh well, they are always Arabs.

It's the second time I've told him,
I have two Belgian cousins...

- Actually, Belgians... how do you say?
- I don't know !

- I have a Belgian cousin, actually two...
- It's so cold.

Of course, we are at sea level,
hasn't he seen the ships?

Have you ever been in Un casino?

Ours is the third, there, from the lighthouse.

We bought it
when we came from Milan.

Sure, it's a good investment.

(OPHELIA) They look like barracks to me.

The Last at the bottom is by A cardinal.
He lived a long time in Thaiti.

A very elegant person.

There will also be the ''bacarozzi''.
Alright, let's go.

(ORLANDO) We have to adapt
in life.

You must have a sense of rustic,
in the good sense of the word.

''Kill it!''

They are fishermen's houses, good people,
practically Communists.

- Call it rustic...
- Please ? Did he say something?

Only plus is the facility
stereo, he gave it to me...

What is it here? Ah, the bathroom.

It has seven speakers, one for each
room and two on the terrace.

Do you want to listen to it? When I put it
at best it's like a radio.

Via Arsenale 21, Turin.
It's Japanese.

- Japanese ?
- Yes.

Also this lace petticoat
is she japanese?

No, not this one. It must be
of some old fisherman...

- ''Anvedi''! - This is the bed,
but no one comes to sleep.

What a pity,
with all this fur.

- You must be a scoundrel!
- Huh?

I would like to know how to save
A woman here...

It's a thing to die for...
I get undressed.

No, wait, there's a scale
out here, come.

- A scale?
- Yes, for fishing, look!

It's electric, just press and fish,
even a child can do it.

- He wants to see ?
- Yes, but right now...

- You are comfortable.
- The bed that turns!

- How beautiful.
- Look.

- Look.
- I can't see anything, it's all dark.

What disgusting mice!

- Remember the principle of pots
communicating? - Of course !

Well, that's a whole other thing.

With these blankets
Let's do something...

If she wants to. it takes a while
of imagination, I like it.

Isn't the bed better?

No, we have to do as we do
in a cruise !

I have all the coils here, tender
Automotive, skydiving...

Here she is ! Cruise with storms.
This is terrible.

THUNDERS FROM THE RECORDER
On the first bridge there is less wind.

- May not even answer.
- No, it's just that I...

I'm sorry, we've been today
unlucky. There is fog.

- But where do you see it?
-If she doesn't close her eyes!

She strains the engines and then whines
if the ship is ruined? idiot!

- Orlando... - Orla', I'm scared,
she's also dizzy.

(ORLANDO) If you are afraid,
no cruises.

PIANO BAR MUSIC

And those unconscious in the hall
they keep on dancing.

Soon they will notice.

THUNDER
- Help !

The strange thing
is that there are some Japanese as well.

- Where are they ?
- I don't know, in the hold.

Come on, the ship may as well go
deeply, but I won't abandon you.

Let's not panic
and turn on the light.

''Iris will accompany me''... when you come
at home we do the math. Dirty!

It must be a gnat.
Open your eyes, sorry.

in the storm,
with all that wind...

Well, it was nothing. A piece
of ash Coming out of the chimney.

Thank you... you know her
is she really nice?

It is difficult to meet
A person like her.

-Let's go, otherwise she'll be late.
- Late ?

- Well yes.
- Why ?

- For the convent.
- Ah, in the midst of this storm...

- Is it for fishing? I can ?
- Yes, please.

But what is it? Oh God !

Sneezes
- Oh God ! You scared me.

- Ugly dirty! - What are you doing,
come to my house to take a bath?

If so?

- And don't derail the conversation!
- What do you mean ?

- I'm sleepy, we'll talk about it tomorrow.
- Ophelia, you can't treat me like this!

- How much you break!
- I know everything, understand?

I saw it all tonight.
Other than the lawyer's villa.

- What are you saying ?
- Er puppet... I followed you!

- Look, I'm sleepy.
- If you're sleepy, I'll wake you up!

But you've gone crazy!

You take advantage of them because they are
A woman! Don't try again!

Stop, I've told you a thousand times
that you don't have to hit me!

Otherwise I run away and want
see what you're doing... 'shut up.

She takes advantage because she's a woman!
You can't treat me like this!

YOU need protection!
But did she go to sleep?

Darnit...

Poor tailcoat, he's reduced to a rag.

It pains me to watch it.

And so I got lost
also the work with Fellini.

Four nights.

Then with Federico, you'll understand...
became fourteen.

And now ? Also damage to the costume.

I have seen well
that funny little freak.

This whole scene
you get stoned...

So goodbye Spartacus.

And don't forget that ours
it's more than a wedding!

IT'S A MOREUXASORY!

- He's a MORAMMAZZATO!
- ''Come on''...

Not to blame, but I made you
I buy the apartment.

- I organized your laundry.
- And I'll pay the bills.

But they are guaranteed on trust
of my name, Cesaroni Spartaco.

I have always cared for you with love
and what the fuck! A little delicacy.

Spartacus, understand me. I have never
looked for another job,

or rather, Another Man,
so I don't feel guilty.

- And is it my fault?
- It must have been fate.

Destiny... as with that ''redhead''
with all those hedgehogs.

- Walter, the flower child.
- Son of a bitch.

When he left he screwed himself
the tape player and my pajamas.

- Laugh Laugh...
-He was a poet.

I will pass, with the heart you must stay
be careful, every time they are scammed.

I say it for you, my love.

Sometimes I need a puff
of air, otherwise I... die.

And it doesn't suit me.

To wrap up...
I make a cross on it,

- but you don't see that anymore.
- Who ?

''Er gentleman, and panzerotto''.
Straight ahead, Ophelia.

- So, what do you decide?
- I ask for the expectation.

A period of suspension
from work, I have to think about it.

Oh yes ?
Then I know what I have to do.

I am not afraid, I am a man,
Not a puppet, I'm...

Cesaroni Spartacus, say
to the doctor A friend of a friend of hers.

- All right, come.
- Thank you.

- The doctor is nervous.
- Will see later.

He's around the theaters today
it's a bad day. Come in.

- Thank you.
- Now I feel it.

It's hilarious, there's a dude
who has been watching for an hour.

It seems that she has never seen
A phone booth.

NOISE OF SLAPS

Here, slaps, real slaps!

This is the start of the carousel,
clear ?

She gives the pushes... eh!
You did good.

But he doesn't take slaps!
Colonel, don't always say yes.

Of course, Agnelli arrives
and he takes the slaps.

Does he know she has a pretty face?

- He's very nervous...
- It is always like this.

-Then he's busy...
- It always is, don't mind it.

- I'm coming tomorrow, so...
- No, there are customers tomorrow.

And then I already told him,
he will be angry with me.

- Interesting.
- These are the tests done...

- You stand back.
-If he turns it around, he sees it better.

This is the carousel,
like she said, okay?

Excuse me, Valtrompia?
Are we crazy?

- But she said so.
- Here's the sketch.

Look, she's maybe the Only person
in this company you who ...

I don't know, seeing her things,
I mean... I can't speak.

- You are very kind.
- You are a person... useless.

Oh, holy cow.

- Let me through.
- Today is not the day.

- Here is Signor Cesaroni.
- Who was looking for me? Ah, her. Greetings.

Tell me right now what you need,
I do not have much time.

I just want to know your intentions
about a person.

- About what?
- About Ophelia.

let's be clear,
towards Miss Ophelia

I just feel a lot of sympathy
and understanding, okay?

- That's nice, thank you.
- I'm a tough guy.

- But who is she? The brother ?
- No, as they say... the trustee.

The face, there, damn it!

Turn on those other two commercials!

But why, what happened?

I understand that you are on Ophelia
she made a certain catch.

- How do you say...
- Do you think that I... ?

And she didn't even struggle,
let's be honest.

(SPARTACUS) With all that
staging of the shack by the sea,

but I understand it, everyone
he has his own system and manner.

To do, well...

To do !

Certain,
everyone has their own way of...

How did she do it?

This is new... because also
with the customer you can...

If the customer agrees, give him, right?

To the customer... tac, tac.

Nice blow, doc.'

Colonel, I told you a thousand times
times, get the wardrobe moved!

- He's right.
- This is the place for Una porta !

It shows, right? There's no need
to be graduated!

- Doctor, here are the flowers.
- I'll take them.

- I'll take them, I have to go!
- But I have to talk to her about Ophelia.

Did you do the Alpine?
It runs so much!

- Leave, leave...
- Then I'll hold the flowers.

- Here you are...
- Come on.

Permit.

- Excuse me, but where are you going?
- And where are you going?

At the clinic to pick up my mother.
Please come down, it's far away.

Better, so let's talk.
Let's go, doctor.'

I have to tell him everything
from the beginning, be good.

On my way back, I take the aUtobus.

- But with all those women like
do you do with the police station? - What ?

- Rather, what was he supposed to tell me
about Ophelia? -She is my wife.

-His wife?
- Yes, we also have five children.

- Five !
- Five children?

Doctor... there were six of them.

One disappeared due to cholera.

- I've arrived, the aUtobus is there.
- Do not worry.

Listen to me...
he doesn't care about Ophelia, does he?

- Hm...
- Thank you.

- Doctor, happy birthday to your mum.
- Thank you. - Until we meet again !

Five children...

How many flowers!

Are they all for me?

Maybe you have something
to be forgiven.

Ninth.

- Welcome back, ma'am.
- Good morning all right ?

THE PHONE RINGS
- Yes please. Excuse me. Just a moment.

If it's the lawyer BrUscione, I'll do the talking.

Ready ? Yes, I'll go see.

Signorino Orlando, it is for you,
Miss Ophelia.

- Who is Ophelia?
- I don't know.

Ophelia Ceciaretti. First time
she said: '' Tell him Cinderella ''.

Cinderella ? It's a joke,
it's a joke.

Hello, who is she?

Ah, that's her…she's really good.

No, no, I heard
of those five like that.

Now she no longer depends on me,
It's One thing... the Japanese...

You don't have to talk to me anymore,
try to understand.

Call Dr. Mambretti...
don't insist.

Mambretti, M like Mambretti.
Now, sorry, but I have to leave her.

A madwoman, A madwoman... we are in
I turn around the fools who make jokes.

Ophelia, who is she?
I don't know any Ophelia.

She called me about some toys
Japanese wooden,

for very important people.
Mambretti, who is he?

It's the secretary's fault
which gives my home number !

I fire her,
I kill her career.

Ophelia, who is it?
Who is Cinderella? Who is she?

Perhaps she is the One who seeks
his prince charming.

Mom !

- Mom !
- What do you want ?

My shoulders, do you soap my shoulders?
I can't get there alone.

She uses the brush.

- It's not there, I can't find it!
- All right, I'll come.

Give me the soap.

Come on, she lifts her head,
don't be stupid.

What are you doing ? no, stop,
are you crazy ? Wet me all!

Orlando, stop! I said stop !
You ruin my dressing gown!

Look here !
What's wrong with you? Cretin !

I was wrong, it wasn't me...
It slipped on me...

stop being stupid,
''it wasn't me''.

Now I'll have to make up
Another time !

Dad...

Come on, make it disappear!
Take him over there, to the kitchen, to the bathroom!

Don't leave it here!

Mademoiselle Ophelia called,
in the afternoon.

I said I'm not here
they do not exist anymore !

Look at the stuff
what's in here!

''Rigatons''... GOOD!

Ah, Spartacus!

But where were you?
I've been looking for you everywhere!

- The protest has arrived, you know?
- Yes, I've already fixed it.

But this notice comes from a notary.

It is the last bill of exchange
laundry, why didn't you pay?

I said that's no problem,
be good.

- Do you want two rigatoni?
- No, I don't feel like eating.

But what did you do?

Lucky them, I have a desire
to leave, to go abroad!

But where will they go?

You know, I called him
and he was denied.

He told me to contact
to Doctor Mambretti.

I... I'm sure
who has A woman.

- Ophelia, I didn't want to tell you...
- At that time ?

Forget your Hamlet,
Signorino Aliberti Orlando.

- Do you know him ?
- Yes, I met him.

You didn't tell him I'm...
- No, I'm a gentleman.

-Speak, what did he tell you?
- That he's not interested.

- Are you sure ? Did she say so?
- ''Ambassador brings no penalty'',

he said he cares about you,
that's exactly what he said.

Do you want me to swear to you?
''Me possino cecamme!''

He's got money, he's got women
with legs this tall and titties...

- What are you saying ?
- The truth.

- But why, have you seen them?
- Yes, right in his office.

The ugliest
is better than Orietta Berti.

Ungrateful! She made me lose
all this time.

I say it for your sake,
forget him.

You make us look bad,
those are also young.

- Why, am I old?
- In short.

- You mean I'm old?
- No, but you're not a girl anymore.

Now you are of a certain age.
Forget it, listen to me.

My pet, don't compete.

But you believe it
What did Our Lady see?

- Yes, two years ago, on a Tuesday
Fat. - Shrove Tuesday ?

She was in her usual place, she is
stop an all-white car,

the Madonna has come down and One with the
beard that must have been St. Joseph

- opened the door for him.
- Did you talk to her?

He said: ''Oh no, Nanni,
you are a wretch.

Come home, sinner, the fire
he will purify you and you will be happy''.

Our Lady got into the car
her and left.

- Iris... - Nanni went home
and the shack had caught fire.

There she got pissed,
but then she understood everything.

Now, he occasionally sees her and talks to her.

I came,
but if it was up to me...

Wait me here,
you'll see, the saint will solve everything.

(IRIS) Only you can help her
with the comfort of Advice.

Talk to her like you did
with my sister,

you question her
that way you will understand where the error is.

Come on, let's do it quickly,
there is the procession.

Thank you. Ophelia, come!

(OPHELIA) Here... I told her
absolutely all.

There are always three roads,
the perfect number.

''Omnia trinUm est perfectUm''.
It's Latin, not...

Your case is simple:
Are you looking for love, accommodation

or are you looking for vice?

I just try not to do it
''bullshit'', that's all.

I know she has many women,
if there was an accommodation...

- YOU with that over there?
- Why can't we?

I know your job,
it's hard, but let's squeeze...

Your Man told you: ''Leave him
lose, it's not for you''.

- Is that it?
- These are Spartacus' own words.

Aò... this one saw the Madonna,
not ''Fra Cacchio da Velletri''!

- Do you want to tell me everything or not?
- What ? What am I bored with?

Even those who do the job
ours, mine and Iris's,

sometimes they have the right to Una
breath of air, to A hope.

We don't play games with each other.
I told you to tell me everything, speak up.

- Do you want me to help you ? And then ?
- And after that, nothing.

- What, nothing?
- Maybe I fell in love.

- Maybe out of spite, but I think about it.
- Here, do you see it?

Celeste, bring another one.
Since we got there?

See, if Man is a vulgar,
you keep it with feeling.

-If he's an intellectual, you keep him
with thighs! - The thighs?

Saint Rita forgive me,
but you keep it with physical love.

-What would he be like?
- You tell him: ''I'm a bitch''.

But how ? Is that right?

So: Mi-gno-tta.
Are you scared to say it?

CHILD OF BELLS

- Who do you want?
- Doctor Aliberti Orlando.

- I don't know if there will be.
- Don't you work here?

- Sure, he's the general manager.
- At that time...

Tell him it's here
Doctor Mambretti, he understands.

'Go' ', what does he have to look at?

- Mambretti?
- Yes, Doctor Mambretti.

But who is he? What do you want from me
This Doctor Mambretti?

How is he dressed?

green miniskirt,
red hair and two hips...

Go, go!

- Are we done today? Good morning.
- Good morning.

What did she come to do?

Since I have not found Dr
Mambretti, I came here.

- Over there ?
- Come.

In his office ? I have to talk to her.

Look how she is dressed ... Go, go.

When she called me I couldn't
talk because I was busy,

- I had some Japanese customers.
- But which Japanese?

Rome is full of Japanese.

- Ouch!
- He hurt himself ?

Of course, she has taken A wardrobe!

- Colonel, is the wardrobe still there?
- Yes.

- Do I have to think about it?
- Ninth.

Let's go.

But which Japanese customers?
There was a woman with you, tell me.

In a sense, no.
But yes.

-She is prettier and younger than me?
- Not younger.

She is she One of these half-naked models
going around your office?

- You're talking about my mother.
- That ? Your mother ?

Orlando, do you want me to die?

What does true love have to do with it
with that for mom ?

Or does it have to do with it?

Spartacus invented everything,
I'm celibate!

Don't say such things.
Excuse me, where are you going?

Not with you ?

No, no, I'm fed up!

She shows up at the office
dressed like this, I work here!

And then she all lies, the Arabs,
Black September, five children!

- But where does he want to go?
- To tear the veil from the lie.

Come on.

- You're welcome, professor.
- Thank you.

Orlando, why is he late?

- Look at Ophelia!
- Ophelia!

Hello, Iris.
Orlando, come on, get off!

- I have to call.
- Phone later, come on, walk.

- Where were you ?
- Don't worry, I'll be quick.

What do you want ?

Here we are.

- Where did he take me?
- IN A CARAVAN.

-You will not think that ...
- Come on, come on, undress.

- No.
- Take off this jacket!

- You leave me...
- Come on, are you throwing a tantrum?

My hand also went
in the bidet!

- You still don't understand?
- No, I did not understand.

- I want to make love with you.
- Please ?

- I want you to fuck me!
> Ofe', what do you do for advertising?

Oh, but...
LOUD MOTOR NOISE

Let's go well!

We're doing just fine... why?
I do not know.

She went bad
I noticed it too.

Orla', if you don't like them
women, tell me why...

No, look, I'm perfectly normal,
I guarantee it.

Do I have to take your word for it?

- If you want, I'll write it to you.
- Alright, let's go to the notary then!

We can try again,
I apply myself more and…

But what do you want to try?

Wants ? He doesn't answer?

At that time,
let's make things clear.

- First.
- But do me the favor!

We barely know each other, sorry.
You arrive at the office dressed...

Dressed like this, dressed...

You make me look bad
with the staff, she attacks me,

she takes me to this place
which I don't even know.

You must feel at home.

But how ?
Without A waiter, A telephone.

These mirrors... bums here and there!

This is no ordinary impure act,
it's a gangbang!

Orlando...
- Put yourself in my shoes.

With all these whores,
people listening and commenting !

Orlando, instead of speaking,
shall we try again?

- Look, if...
- I beg you.

If you could temporarily…

The Usher said that tonight the
Signorino is out earlier than usual.

I can't understand, it's the first one
time he doesn't tell me where he's going.

- Who gets late without warning.
- He went out with a young lady.

She also serves.

Come, professor!

Thank you.

- Ah, yes ... I forgot.
- Eh, what?

Orlando had warned me that
he wasn't coming to dinner tonight.

Dear Federica, what do you want to do,
today A young man is more open and...

If you want to talk to him,

I think Orlando
he wouldn't take that badly.

- No, wait, my leg is bent.
- Leave me...

- Ouch!
- But...

Is strong !
Seeing what he's up to?

- Where are you going ? Come here.
- Leave the blanket.

Let's stay calm, huh !

At that time ? What do we want to do?
If we wait for that to come out...

- Are you in a hurry? Where do you have to go ?
- To steal, I have an appointment.

- What's happening to you ? tell me!
- Nothing, nothing happens to me.

Maybe you like to be beaten !

For three hours he's been pacing up and down,
that breaks my suspension.

You'll understand, that's Mandrake!

Again, huh? Is that okay?

- You do not like it ?
- No.

- (SECRITARY) Orlando!
- Mom.

Tonight you left me alone,
you didn't warn me

and I, stupid, have been in pain!

- I heard you were in company...
- I admit I was wrong.

Don't interrupt me! I wondered
if i deserved this.

Orlando, come here!

And look me in the face,
we always said everything.

I knew too much love
it is thus rewarded.

- Mom.
- Shut up!

- I hope you at least had fun.
- Amused...

Don't come and say goodnight to me,
I was sick,

- I had to take the sleeping pill.
- Mom !

- No, nothing will happen.
- I admit I was wrong...

Good night, Orlando.

Have you seen your face?

- What do I look like?
- You're worn out, tired, pale.

You have dark circles. It's from some
day that I observe you and...

It's the job, they send from Milan
a lot of stuff, they think it's easy,

than with a couple of phone calls
fix everything. But who do I call?

Do you know what we should do?
A nice trip, the two of us.

We could leave with A ship or in
airplane, ''cut ties'' with everyone.

I can't, right now
I have certain troubles in the Office!

What is it, Another Accident?
Look that.

You were right, there is a woman,
who knows where she caught it!

She's just changed, she's the first
whenever she does that.

What are you worried about? Thank God
that she is a good boy.

Listen, Peter,
you who have so much knowledge...

- You have to do me a big favor.
- If I can. We feel.

And then they say the police
it is not efficient.

Yes, of course, I'm listening to you, tell me.

Yes, Ceciaretti Ofelia.

Why ? No, I don't care,
tell me tell me.

As ? It is not possible,
are you sure ?

No, please, don't arrest her,
in fact, it's better that you stay out!

Say hello to Elena, I hope
to see you soon. Hi Paul.

Did you understand the baby?

- Is the information secure?
- There is no doubt, very sure.

Ofelia Ceciaretti, student.

Only child
of Count Ceciaretti of... Siena.

Excellent family,
she has a cardinal uncle.

She plays the harp, her mother is a sister
of the Marquis of Capobianco of...

..Sant'Angelo.

- Where can he have met her?
- Orlando is in no danger.

- So... why are you hiding it from me?
- There is nothing strange.

Indeed, it is normal.

He's a boy and a spoiled one at that
how did you know how to do it.

Maybe he will be ashamed
and he will be afraid to displease you.

Then, Federica, love exists, alone
you insist on not realizing it.

Aaah! Help ! Orlando!

- The light...
- Orlando!

- Mum mum !
- Help !

- Mom... what happened?
- I could have died.

My god... the hair dryer...

The hair dryer in the bathroom...

- The current... A flame...
- Mom.

- I was in the water, I could die.
- Mom, nothing happened.

I thought I was dying. Orlando,
don't leave me anymore, come here.

My baby, my baby.

Mom, stay calm.
I'm here, near you.

What a fright.
Darling, don't leave me, please.

Embrace me, I'm a poor girl
lonely, helpless woman.

I beg you,
you are my little Man.

- My little Man.
< Ma'am, sorry.

But what is it?
In short, turn off the light!

The light also went out
in the garden, what happened?

Stay still, rather go and call
the doctor, the doctor... go, go!

It doesn't matter, it's passing.
No need, thank you.

- You're enough for me.
- All right, I understand.

Do not leave,
stay here and keep me company.

Sure, I'm here.

- Orlando.
- Tell me.

Tell me the truth.

Is there a woman in your life?

Remember that there is only one mother.

You've seen how easy it is to lose her.

Our meeting was One thing
so beautiful that...

- we don't have to see each other anymore.
- Why ?

You see, my father is dead
and my mother is unmarried.

- I'm sorry, how did he die ?
- We don't know.

He had invented A machine
to dig submarine tunnels.

Excuse me. She was made like a big...

A plan, not a plan,
A round...

And opposite A thing that came...

A sting, but a sharp one.

He got inside
and dug these tunnels.

It happened in the pool
of our villa in Rovereto.

He was explaining to reporters
machine operation,

he got inside and…
they never found it again.

He understands why
shouldn't we see each other anymore?

In short, is it possible to know who he is?
It's a secret ?

There is no secret,
she is my mom.

Ah, that would be the famous mom.

Oh well, they are old photographs,
the years go by for everyone.

Not at all, mom stayed
Same, indeed, she has improved.

Have you become a little girl again?

Do you want to see a film?
It's from last year.

- What film is it ?
- You will see.

- Did you do it?
- Yes, I do.

- Still with your mother?
- Yes, I also have some slides.

Then I come here, I project them...

HERE, in the pool, he is swimming...
Here, this is her face.

He's young, isn't he? Compared
to other women, I find that…

I don't know, she has something that ...
The mouth, can you see the mouth?

Her eyes and ...

Here, even the smile...
does she see the eyes?

And then she has a way of doing ... you see?

HERE has a way of doing...
cigarette ?

- What are you doing, do you smoke?
- No, yes, sometimes, almost never.

WHO doesn't want to be photographed here,
she sees, laughs ...

It's a bit, well...

I find it beautiful, I find...

She is beautiful, in short ...
Do you see? The mouth, see the mouth?

The shadow is mine, I was...
Now he will send me a kiss.

Here you are ! Here you are...

I remember getting angry
because there was One

than with a telephoto lens
he was trying to point him...

- Orla...
- As ?

I'm here, I understood everything. All.

I would like to know One thing.

But you, what are you doing here
alone to see these films ?

What am I coming to do?
For me this is like a refuge.

''RefUgiUm sinnerUm'',
if I understood correctly!

- I don't allow them! - It's clear,
you are in love with your mother.

- You still don't get it?
- But yes!

I read it in a book:

''The Confessions
of the Countess Matilde.''

An incredible slut.

- ''Clear off'' !
- Where are we going, excuse me?

Here I have my work,
my agency...

Clear off,
get this mom out of the way.

- Do I have to remove the mother from the heart?
- Well yes ! First from there !

An idea had come to me first.
Could I become like your mother?

- Same, why?
- Do you want sugar in the milk?

Yes, if there is mint,
four or five drops. Thank you.

Equal because that's how you think of her,
but stay with me.

You say you could?

I don't know, but while we're at it,
let's have a try, shall we?

Orlando, I won't abandon you.

In this case it would be
of A simple transfer.

Is it a serious thing?

No, but it would be about putting
His own wig, a similar trick,

his perfume... I would like it
because after all she is not my mother.

- We could...
- Let's try it, shall we?

Wanna let me know about that
what happens ? I'm not an asshole!

If you explain me well,
I understand too.

- If you let me talk.
-And he speaks!

He would like to free himself
of the mother, that's all.

- Do you want to kill her?
-No, she loves it, she loves it.

- So ?
-If she wants it just fucks'!

''Me balls! Mortacci sUa!''

It's not that she wants to be a mother,
she would like to do me, but ...

as if she were my child.
No, Guido, his father...

But I'm the wife, Federica,
that she would be his mother. Clear ?

- Of course. Fuck! I do not understand !
- GOOD, now I'll explain the transfer.

During the act of love,
don't know why,

I should dress like the mother,
move like her.

However, to me, Ceciaretti Ofelia,
he doesn't want me at all!

- He doesn't want you, but he fucks you!
- How fussy you are!

And then it's all good,
to avoid Incest!

YOU who are religious,
You should understand these things.

With the incest of others
what's in it?

Federica, I'm my father,
engineer Guido Aliberti.

I'm the samUrai and I break everything!

- Federica.
- I drive.

- Federica...
- I drive!

One moment.

- So, then...
- Yes.

Just got back from Un lUngo
trip to... Japan.

And like every evening I take the newspaper
and I read it. Come here and don't talk.

- Then... you touch me A little.
- Where ?

- I saw them, they did that.
- Did they do that?

Federica,
I'll lift your veil now...

Then I'll take you and...

YOU kiss me.

Calm down, huh!
Let's not panic.

- You said it, I thought...
- You must not believe in anything!

- I know, don't I?
- I do everything you tell me!

Here, then ... now support
softly his face on her lap.

- A little further down.
- On the thing?

That's what they did, I saw them.

- Do you understand Federica...
- But don't talk!

- Who is ? Who is there ?
- Oh God !

Damn, the director !
I have not seen anything, nothing!

it wasn't me,
wait, I'll explain!

Orlando!

- Please, please!
- You mustn't think that...

Please don't insist!

Santini, don't do that!
Santini, open up!

We have begun the comedy
and now we finish it!

But what do we care about Santini!
And then, who is it?

Who is Santini? He's An Usher
of an intelligence, of an...

Of A preparation... no, not even.
I am not exaggerating, the word fails him.

- Better, so he shuts up.
- No, but why... Santini!

- Yes !
- He can't do that. Ruin everything!

- Close!
- I do it to help.

No, Federica doesn't want to,
she resists.

I have to kiss first.

No, not the nose.
Don't bite my nose!

- Orlando.
- Please ?

Forget it, pull yourself up.

Forget it, forget it
everything and we don't think about it anymore.

Do we think about it or don't we think about it?
I think so!

And the fault is only yours, yours!

- What are you saying ?
- Yes...

With open legs
like a casino whore !

A whore, as you say in Rome!
My mom's hat...

Marchettara, or bitch,
as we say here.

But good, indeed, very good.
She is good at resurrecting a dead man!

Someone who is good at her job,
and everyone knows it, even you!

You just don't know you are
An impotent, A vicious,

A ''INCESTALO''
and maybe even a bit faggot!

I said about my mom because she
she would never open her legs.

Mommy, mommy!
Enough with this mother!

With this beauty that seems fake,
with feathers around her ass,

with the feathers that suffocated me
and the earrings that punched me!

And then, this perfume
that smells like chrysanthemums, that's enough!

This room looks like a jungle!
With these charms it looks like a cat.

''Pussa away'', it's all a mess!

You know what ?
Go get it...

- To my mom ?
- No, you, fuck you!

Ophelia, wait, Ophelia!

Ophelia...

Did you knock, doctor?

It wasn't me.

Come on, come on!

It's a kilometer that I'm in first,
the machine wears out!

- Go away or I'll give you a purse!
- Can I tell you a word?

- No, you're too vulgar.
- Wait, Ophelia.

- What do you want ? What do you want to tell me ?
- And get off! I'm talking!

- Get out of the way!
- Pulcinella... and go away!

Oh go away! Come on,
I'm talking to my girlfriend.

- Ophelia...
- We missed these pain in the ass.

My Ophelia, see? I have waited for you.

Spartacus,
take me abroad, now.

Damn, I don't have the passepartoUt.

- So, where are we going?
- To beat...

- My Ophelia, then you love me !
- Think about driving.

(OPHELIA) Maybe one day there
will think again, you never know in life.

(SPARTACUS) He even gets his grandmother,
he's a bastard.

To someone who wants to be a mother,
I wouldn't even leave him the dog!

(SPARTACUS) Forget.

It's better than the news to Federica
give it to him, professor.

I also believe that Orlando
he did it for the lady!

- Did you notice it too?
- Yes, I saw that he was spying on the lady.

And then in the bathroom, he called her
to get soaped.

I imagined it, in Orlando you don't
he had more to hide than Federica

she's not his mother!

Even that oath
on his deathbed, the engineer...

- Guido made a mess of things.
- And the son?

Psycho-sexual block, if not
the super is done with women.

- Whole life without...
- Well, it's not just the women.

- A friend...
- Whore Eve!

SOFT MUSIC

Because you waited for me,
I made you some milk.

VOICES NOT AUDIBLE

VOICES NOT AUDIBLE

FEDERICA LAUGHS

- Orlando? Orlando!
- Federica!

Hey there...

Look, look, our little man
he's still up!

Federica...

STOP THE MUSIC

- What happen ?
- What do you say, do we tell him?

You must be the first to know.
No, you tell him.

Is simple,
your mother and I are getting married.

But how... why?

I have the honor of asking for her hand
of his mother.

- But so without...
- Without ?

Young man, not having
your age we decided...

- We're leaving for New York.
- When are you leaving ?

Immediately, the time
to pack your bags.

The Michelangelo leaves from Naples
in four hours, let's hurry up.

It's better this way, for both of us.

- Come on, Peter.
- Mom.

VOICE NOT AUDIBLE

VOICES NOT AUDIBLE

VOICES NOT AUDIBLE

(OPHELIA) Enough, my love.

(ORLANDO) We don't have
still begun.

(OPHELIA) Mother, mother!

(ORLANDO) Make her come too,
I'll show you the cartridges!

I shoot all the cartridges...
tock, tock!

The cartridges... tac, tac!