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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,033 --> 00:00:11,933 [jolly vocal music] 2 00:00:12,033 --> 00:00:15,933 * 3 00:00:16,033 --> 00:00:19,500 [crowd chanting] SANTA! SANTA! SANTA! SANTA! 4 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,767 SANTA! SANTA! SANTA! SANTA! 5 00:00:22,867 --> 00:00:25,033 - LADIES AND GENTLE ELVES, 6 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:28,600 MAY I INTRODUCE THE HOLLY-EST, THE JOLLIEST, 7 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:30,867 THE BELLYFUL-OF-JELLY-EST, 8 00:00:30,967 --> 00:00:33,833 YOUR SANTA CLAUS! 9 00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:36,933 - HO, HO, HO, HO! 10 00:00:37,033 --> 00:00:39,367 HO, HO, HO, HO, HO! 11 00:00:39,467 --> 00:00:40,367 HO, HO, HO! 12 00:00:40,467 --> 00:00:41,933 - I LOVE YOU, SANTA! 13 00:00:42,033 --> 00:00:43,833 - HOLD IT DOWN, PEOPLE. 14 00:00:43,933 --> 00:00:45,367 HOLD IT DOWN. 15 00:00:45,467 --> 00:00:46,367 HO, HO! 16 00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:48,833 CHRISTMAS CAROL. 17 00:00:48,933 --> 00:00:49,933 - HERE, SIR. 18 00:00:50,033 --> 00:00:52,867 [crowd cheering] 19 00:00:52,967 --> 00:00:56,033 - SEND IN THE CHRISTMAS LISTS. 20 00:00:56,133 --> 00:00:58,167 [crowd chanting] LISTS! LISTS! LISTS! 21 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,400 - BRING IN THE NICE LIST. 22 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:03,233 [crowd cheering] 23 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:05,933 - I PRESENT TO YOU THE NICE LIST! 24 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,933 [crowd cheering] 25 00:01:09,067 --> 00:01:11,200 - BRING IN THE NAUGHTY LIST. 26 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:12,967 - OH. 27 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:17,700 - [grunts] 28 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:25,367 [growls] 29 00:01:30,267 --> 00:01:31,400 - ELMER THE ELDER ELF, 30 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,067 KEEPER OF THE NAUGHTY LIST. 31 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:35,100 SURE GLAD WE ONLY SEE HIM ONCE A YEAR. 32 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,400 - MM-HMM. - MM-HMM. 33 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:37,667 - THANK YOU... 34 00:01:37,767 --> 00:01:38,867 - [grunts] - ELMER. 35 00:01:38,967 --> 00:01:41,067 - [grunts] 36 00:01:41,133 --> 00:01:42,933 - SIR, 37 00:01:43,067 --> 00:01:44,400 HERE ARE YOUR LISTS: 38 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:45,500 NICE... 39 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,767 [crowd cheering] 40 00:01:46,867 --> 00:01:49,367 AND NAUGHTY. 41 00:01:49,467 --> 00:01:50,400 - [chuckles] 42 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:52,733 THANK YOU. 43 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:56,833 A LOT OF FAMILIAR NAMES ON HERE. 44 00:01:56,933 --> 00:01:58,567 SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN. 45 00:01:58,667 --> 00:02:02,467 I GUESS THEY'RE GETTING COAL AGAIN THIS CHRISTMAS. 46 00:02:02,567 --> 00:02:03,767 - [sighs] 47 00:02:03,867 --> 00:02:05,567 - BUT ENOUGH NEGATIVITY. 48 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:08,467 NOW, LET'S SEE ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS 49 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:09,733 WHO WILL BE GETTING 50 00:02:09,833 --> 00:02:11,233 THEIR CHRISTMAS WISHES THIS YEAR. 51 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:12,967 HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO! 52 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:15,900 HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO! 53 00:02:16,067 --> 00:02:17,433 HUH? 54 00:02:17,533 --> 00:02:18,467 [stammers] 55 00:02:18,567 --> 00:02:19,467 CHRISTMAS CAROL. 56 00:02:19,567 --> 00:02:21,067 - YES, YOUR JOLLINESS? 57 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,333 - W-W-WHAT'S GOING ON? 58 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:23,900 WHO GAVE ALBERT HIS PIANO, 59 00:02:24,067 --> 00:02:26,133 AND WHO GAVE JANE HER COOKING SET? 60 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,767 [bellowing] WHO'S MESSING 61 00:02:27,867 --> 00:02:31,833 WITH MY CHRISTMAS LIST? 62 00:02:31,933 --> 00:02:32,933 - WHOO-HOO! 63 00:02:33,067 --> 00:02:34,333 YEAH! 64 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:35,500 BEST DAY EVER. 65 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,133 WISHFUL THINKING IS ON A ROLL. 66 00:02:37,233 --> 00:02:38,967 - 3,000 WISHES GRANTED TODAY. 67 00:02:39,067 --> 00:02:39,967 - [giggles] 68 00:02:40,067 --> 00:02:42,067 - [burbling] 69 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:43,333 - STRANGE. 70 00:02:43,433 --> 00:02:45,500 EVER SINCE POOF SAID HIS FIRST WORDS, 71 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,067 HE'S NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SAY ANOTHER. 72 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:50,733 - MAYBE HE JUST HASN'T FOUND HIS TRUE VOICE YET. 73 00:02:50,833 --> 00:02:53,067 - I'VE BEEN TOLD MY VOICE IS KIND OF IRRITATING. 74 00:02:53,167 --> 00:02:54,933 OF COURSE, I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 75 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:56,267 [shrieking] WHAT DO YOU THINK, WANDA? 76 00:02:56,367 --> 00:02:58,067 - OH! - [giggles] 77 00:02:58,167 --> 00:02:59,067 - OKAY, GUYS. 78 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:00,533 TIME TO GRANT MORE WISHES. 79 00:03:00,633 --> 00:03:01,867 WE'RE GOING IN. 80 00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:04,900 fairies: LET'S DO IT! 81 00:03:09,267 --> 00:03:11,333 - WHOO, WHOO! 82 00:03:11,433 --> 00:03:14,367 - [speaking Spanish] 83 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,133 - DE NADA! 84 00:03:21,233 --> 00:03:22,500 - JUST A COUPLE MORE. 85 00:03:30,967 --> 00:03:33,900 - I WISH I HAD A REAL TRUCK. 86 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:36,900 - YOU GOT IT, KID. 87 00:03:37,067 --> 00:03:38,133 - AWESOME! 88 00:03:38,233 --> 00:03:40,067 YAHOO! 89 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:46,500 - MM, JAPAN. 90 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,567 DOWNTOWN, BABY. 91 00:03:48,667 --> 00:03:49,967 - [hisses] 92 00:03:50,067 --> 00:03:53,467 [speaking Japanese] 93 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,133 - WHAT A GREAT WISH. 94 00:03:56,233 --> 00:03:59,167 [dinosaur roaring] 95 00:04:05,567 --> 00:04:07,733 - FOLKS, I WISH I COULD SAY THIS TRAFFIC JAM WOULD CLEAR UP, 96 00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:09,067 BUT--WAIT; IT JUST DID! 97 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:10,633 - I WISH THEY REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY. 98 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:12,633 [gasps] OOH, LA, LA! 99 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,367 - YOU LOOK THIRSTY. 100 00:04:16,466 --> 00:04:18,433 - HAVE A DRINK, BIG GUY. 101 00:04:18,533 --> 00:04:20,966 OH, THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA. 102 00:04:21,067 --> 00:04:22,433 - WITH EXTRA ANCHOVIES. 103 00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:26,767 - NOT A BAD MORNING. 104 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,300 I BET AFTER LUNCH, WE COULD GET A FEW THOUSAND MORE WISHES IN. 105 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,600 - [laughs] 106 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,300 ON THIS TRIP ALONE, THAT MAKES... 107 00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:35,900 UH, TIMMY, I THINK 108 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:38,300 WE'VE DEFINITELY REACHED OUR QUOTA. 109 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:39,867 - WOW. TOOTIE'S RIGHT. 110 00:04:39,967 --> 00:04:42,233 OUR WANDS ARE GETTING A LITTLE OVERHEATED. 111 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:44,267 - I SMELL BACON. - [burbling] 112 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,233 - HEY. LOOK DOWN THERE. 113 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:47,767 I SENSE A WISH COMING ON. 114 00:04:49,067 --> 00:04:50,267 - [groans] - MAN. 115 00:04:50,367 --> 00:04:52,933 COMMITTING CRIMES SURE IS HARD. - I KNOW. 116 00:04:53,067 --> 00:04:55,333 I JUST WISH WE HAD THE GOODS RIGHT IN OUR HANDS. 117 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,700 both: GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN TO BAD PEOPLE! 118 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,167 [laughter] 119 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,800 - I'M SURE THEY WEREN'T ACTUAL BURGLARS, 120 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:06,800 JUST BIG FANS OF BURGLAR FASHION, RIGHT? 121 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:09,200 - WHOEVER THEY WERE, THEY SURE WERE HAPPY. 122 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:12,667 - WHEE! - WHOA! 123 00:05:22,567 --> 00:05:24,633 [glass shatters] 124 00:05:24,733 --> 00:05:26,100 - AH! 125 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,533 FALLING ORNAMENTS. 126 00:05:27,633 --> 00:05:29,200 EITHER THE EARTH HAS BROKEN FROM ITS ORBIT 127 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:30,933 AND WE ARE HURTLING TOWARDS THE SUN, 128 00:05:31,067 --> 00:05:32,700 OR THIS IS THE WORK OF TIMMY TURNER 129 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,500 AND HIS FAIRY GODPARENTS. 130 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,067 [groans] 131 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:38,067 OH. 132 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:40,167 THERE'S TURNER NOW, 133 00:05:40,267 --> 00:05:43,067 A 23-YEAR-OLD LIVING THE LIFE OF A CHILD. 134 00:05:43,133 --> 00:05:45,067 WELL, BEWARE, TURNER. 135 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,800 AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 136 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,500 A PIECE OF MY MIND! 137 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,133 - MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR. CROCKER. 138 00:05:53,233 --> 00:05:54,700 - AH, BEGONE, STREET URCHINS. 139 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,133 YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY ABOUT CHRISTMAS. 140 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:57,267 BAH, HANDBAG. 141 00:05:57,367 --> 00:05:59,767 - DON'T YOU MEAN "BAH, HUMBUG"? 142 00:05:59,867 --> 00:06:01,433 - NO, I MEAN "BAH, HANDBAG." 143 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:02,967 THAT'S BECAUSE EVERY YEAR GROWING UP, 144 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:04,433 ALL MOTHER EVER GAVE ME FOR CHRISTMAS 145 00:06:04,533 --> 00:06:05,900 WERE WOMEN'S HANDBAGS. 146 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:08,567 SHE ALWAYS KNEW I'D GIVE THEM BACK TO HER. 147 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:12,333 - WELL, THEN IT'S A GOOD THING SANTA BRINGS PRESENTS TOO. 148 00:06:12,433 --> 00:06:14,067 - PRESENTS? WHAT PRESENTS? 149 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:15,433 ALL SANTA EVER GAVE ME FOR CHRISTMAS 150 00:06:15,533 --> 00:06:18,700 WAS A LUMP OF COAL. 151 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,167 I'VE GOT SO MUCH OF IT, 152 00:06:20,267 --> 00:06:22,500 I COULD POWER A SMALL NATION FOR SIX YEARS. 153 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,167 - SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE MIGHT BE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST. 154 00:06:25,267 --> 00:06:27,333 - WHAT'S THAT, SOME KIND OF BLOG? 155 00:06:27,433 --> 00:06:29,133 - UH, NO, IT'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ON 156 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:30,700 IF YOU'RE EXPECTING PRESENTS. 157 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,167 - WELL, THEN I DEMAND TO BE TAKEN OFF 158 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,400 OF THIS NAUGHTY LIST IMMEDIATELY! 159 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:39,533 WHOM DO I SPEAK TO ABOUT THIS OUTRAGE? 160 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,333 - [gagging] 161 00:06:41,433 --> 00:06:43,400 - UM, LAST I HEARD, 162 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,367 SANTA CLAUS KEEPS THE NAUGHTY LIST 163 00:06:45,467 --> 00:06:47,567 AT THE NORTH POLE. 164 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:49,533 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. - MERRY CHRISTMAS. 165 00:06:49,633 --> 00:06:51,400 - NORTH POLE? RIDICULOUS! 166 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:52,867 EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S NO SUCH THING 167 00:06:52,967 --> 00:06:53,867 AS THE NORTH POLE 168 00:06:53,967 --> 00:06:57,433 OR POLAR BEARS. 169 00:06:57,533 --> 00:07:01,067 - YOU KNOW, I HARDLY MISS MAKING WISHES FOR MYSELF. 170 00:07:01,167 --> 00:07:02,733 I JUST LOVE GIVING. 171 00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:04,300 LOVE, LOVE, LOVE. - [laughs] 172 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,067 WELL, IT IS THE SEASON FOR IT. 173 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:07,800 OH, ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL? 174 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:09,167 I JUST LOVE THIS TIME OF THE YEAR. 175 00:07:09,267 --> 00:07:10,333 DON'T YOU, TIMMY? 176 00:07:10,433 --> 00:07:11,900 - OH, SURE. IT'S GREAT. 177 00:07:12,067 --> 00:07:14,133 BUT WHEN YOU HAVE MAGICAL FAIRIES, 178 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:15,733 THE WHOLE YEAR'S A MAGICAL TIME, RIGHT? 179 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:16,967 - PARENTS! - AH! 180 00:07:17,067 --> 00:07:18,967 - [laughing] OOH. 181 00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:20,067 both: HI, TIMMY. 182 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,067 HI, TOOTIE. 183 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,100 - HEY, MOM AND DAD. 184 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,467 - HI, MR. AND MRS. TURNER. 185 00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:25,900 - OH, PLEASE. CALL US TIMMY'S PARENTS. 186 00:07:26,067 --> 00:07:29,233 - JUST DON'T CALL US TO SAY THAT TIMMY'S MOVING BACK HOME. 187 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:31,633 - YEAH, RIGHT, 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT, RIGHT? 188 00:07:31,733 --> 00:07:32,633 RIGHT? NO! 189 00:07:32,733 --> 00:07:33,767 NO, NO! NO! 190 00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:34,933 - YOU CAN'T. 191 00:07:35,067 --> 00:07:36,133 WE'VE ALREADY TURNED YOUR ROOM 192 00:07:36,233 --> 00:07:37,667 INTO A SECRET SPY CAVE. 193 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:40,167 - PLEASE DON'T TAKE AWAY OUR SECRET SPY CAVE. 194 00:07:40,267 --> 00:07:41,400 - RELAX, MOM AND DAD. 195 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:42,600 I'M NOT MOVING BACK HOME. 196 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,100 - OOH. - OH. 197 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,833 - LET HEAVEN AND NATURE SING. 198 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,067 [chuckles] 199 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,167 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO? 200 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:50,067 - UH, DUH. 201 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,600 I'M DRESSED UP AS SANTA. 202 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,767 - AND SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER. - [chuckles] 203 00:07:53,867 --> 00:07:54,833 - VERY CHRISTMASSY. 204 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,433 - IT'S CHRISTMAS? 205 00:07:56,533 --> 00:07:58,233 - THIS YEAR, I'M ASKING SANTA 206 00:07:58,333 --> 00:07:59,733 FOR SOMETHING PRACTICAL: 207 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:01,167 A NEW COMPUTER. 208 00:08:01,267 --> 00:08:03,067 - I WANT SOMETHING PRACTICAL TOO: 209 00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:06,067 A MAGICAL PONY WHO POOPS ICE CREAM, 210 00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:07,467 THEN HE EATS THE ICE CREAM, 211 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:08,867 AND HE POOPS GOLD, 212 00:08:08,967 --> 00:08:10,233 THEN HE EATS THE GOLD, 213 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:12,200 AND THEN HE POOPS OUT A MOTORCYCLE, 214 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:14,533 AND WE ALL RIDE AWAY. 215 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,800 BYE! [laughs] 216 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:18,800 HEY! 217 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:20,800 - BEST PARENTS EVER. 218 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,367 - TIMMY TURNER? 219 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:26,533 DOWN HERE, TREETOP. 220 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:29,233 - WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 221 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:30,233 - A BIG ONE. 222 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:31,867 - AND YOU ARE? 223 00:08:31,967 --> 00:08:33,700 - I'M CHRISTMAS CAROL, 224 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:35,299 ELF FIRST CLASS. 225 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,832 THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE, 226 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:37,832 DINGLE DAVE. 227 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:39,467 - I HAVE NO CLASS. 228 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:41,299 - CAROL. 229 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,467 - WANDA. 230 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:44,867 - COSMO. 231 00:08:44,967 --> 00:08:46,300 - DINGLE. 232 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,467 both: LOUSY STINKIN' FAIRIES. 233 00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:50,900 both: DIRTY ROTTEN ELVES. 234 00:08:51,067 --> 00:08:52,667 - WAIT A MINUTE. YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER? 235 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:54,667 - UNFORTUNATELY, WE DO, 236 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:57,400 ALTHOUGH THEY'RE SHORTER THAN I REMEMBER. 237 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,133 - WHO YOU CALLING SHORT? 238 00:08:59,233 --> 00:09:00,900 - BRING IT ON, DINGLE BOY. 239 00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:01,900 [all grunting] 240 00:09:02,067 --> 00:09:04,067 - WHAT'S THIS? 241 00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:06,300 TIMMY TURNER WITH SOME COLORFULLY DRESSED WEIRDOS 242 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,133 THAT AREN'T FAIRIES. 243 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:14,267 [grunting] 244 00:09:14,367 --> 00:09:16,767 - OH. - [sighs] 245 00:09:16,867 --> 00:09:19,700 - SO YOU GUYS ARE REAL, LIVE ELVES? 246 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,100 - OF COURSE WE ARE. 247 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,733 - WE LIVE TO MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE. 248 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:27,367 [both retching] 249 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,933 - IT'S AMAZING. MAGICAL CREATURES. 250 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:30,933 YOU DON'T SEE THAT EVERY DAY. 251 00:09:31,067 --> 00:09:32,133 - HMM? - HUH? 252 00:09:32,233 --> 00:09:34,400 - [clears throat] - OH, SORRY. 253 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:38,200 SO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY KNOW THE REAL SANTA CLAUS? 254 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,767 - THE REAL SANTA. 255 00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:41,533 [laughs] 256 00:09:41,633 --> 00:09:43,300 TIME FOR ME TO SQUARE OFF WITH THE BIG GUY 257 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,967 AND GET OFF THE SO-CALLED NAUGHTY LIST. 258 00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:48,433 HE OWES ME. 259 00:09:48,533 --> 00:09:49,567 [sniffs] 260 00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:50,733 AH! 261 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:52,800 DIE! MMM! 262 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,633 - OH, ELVES VISITING DIMMSDALE AT CHRISTMAS? 263 00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:56,300 THIS IS SO EXCITING. - YEAH, RIGHT. 264 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,633 - I WOULDN'T BE TOO EXCITED IF I WERE YOU, KID. 265 00:09:58,733 --> 00:10:01,533 SANTA WANTS TO SEE YOU RIGHT AWAY. 266 00:10:01,633 --> 00:10:04,233 both: YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, TIMMY TURNER. 267 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,533 - HERE WE ARE. 268 00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:11,167 - TOOTIE, LOOK DOWN THERE. 269 00:10:11,267 --> 00:10:12,267 THE NORTH POLE. 270 00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:13,933 IT'S AMAZING. - WOW. 271 00:10:14,033 --> 00:10:16,633 - YEAH, IF YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF THING. 272 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:22,933 AH, GET ME OUT OF HERE. 273 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,533 SMELLS LIKE ELF FARTS IN THERE. 274 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:26,000 AND IT'S COLD OUT HERE. 275 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,000 - OOH! 276 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:30,533 - AH. 277 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:33,600 - MR. TURNER, WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 278 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,533 WELCOME TO THE NORTH POLE. 279 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,167 - [sighs] 280 00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:41,167 - FAIRIES. 281 00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:42,867 both: ELVES. 282 00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:44,967 - I'M SENSING SOME VERY HOSTILE VIBRATIONS 283 00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:46,667 BETWEEN YOU GUYS AND THE ELVES. 284 00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:48,267 WHAT HAPPENED? 285 00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:50,333 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TIME OF PEACE AND LOVE. 286 00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:52,533 - THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO US. 287 00:10:52,633 --> 00:10:54,333 - WHAT WE DID? 288 00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:56,867 - OH, THAT'S RICH COMING FROM YOU. 289 00:10:56,967 --> 00:10:57,933 - WHOA. 290 00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,033 WHAT'S THAT? 291 00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,667 elves: DON'T TOUCH THAT! 292 00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:05,667 - THIS IS THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT GENERATOR. 293 00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:08,333 HE GENERATES CHEER ALL AROUND THE WORLD. 294 00:11:08,433 --> 00:11:09,433 - KEEP MOVING, PEOPLE. 295 00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:10,933 WE ARE ON A SCHEDULE. 296 00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:13,233 WE DO NOT WANT TO KEEP MR. CLAUS WAITING. 297 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:16,367 - [shivering] 298 00:11:21,933 --> 00:11:24,767 [exhales] 299 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:27,167 OH. 300 00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:28,367 SO THE NORTH POLE DOES EXIST. 301 00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:30,167 - [growling] 302 00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:31,833 - APPARENTLY, SO DO POLAR BEARS! 303 00:11:31,933 --> 00:11:33,933 [screams] 304 00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:36,833 - OH! - OOH, WOW! 305 00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:37,933 - FOLLOW ME. 306 00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:39,700 - UH, I MEAN, YEAH, WHATEVER. 307 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,933 - WOW. 308 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,067 [giggles] 309 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:55,933 - WELCOME TO SANTA'S WORKSHOP. 310 00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:57,167 - AMAZING. 311 00:11:57,267 --> 00:11:58,433 - HERE YOU'LL SEE 312 00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:00,667 STATE-OF-THE-ART TOY-MAKING TECHNOLOGY, 313 00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:03,833 AS WELL AS THE LATEST IN HOLLY, JOLLY HARDWARE. 314 00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:05,300 - OVER THERE IS THE COMMAND CENTER. 315 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,900 THAT'S WHERE WE CROSS-REFERENCE 316 00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:09,300 EACH AND EVERY GIFT WITH THE NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST. 317 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,800 FEEL FREE TO MARVEL AT THE GIFT-O-WRAPPER: 318 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:15,167 PERFECTLY GIFT-WRAPS UP TO 600 TOYS A MINUTE. 319 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:16,633 - WHOA. - OH. 320 00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:19,067 - WE LIKE TO CALL IT OUR LITTLE WRAP STAR. 321 00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:20,567 [laughter] 322 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:22,133 - WHEE! 323 00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:23,833 [giggling] - OH, BE CAREFUL IN THERE. 324 00:12:23,933 --> 00:12:25,400 - MY TURN NEXT. - [sighs] 325 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,633 - OH, HEY. WHAT'S THIS STUFF? 326 00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:27,900 elves: DON'T TOUCH THAT! 327 00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:29,167 - OOH. 328 00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:34,467 OH. 329 00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:37,900 AND THAT'S THE DIMENSIONATION STATION. 330 00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:39,467 WE CAN TRACK WEATHER PATTERNS 331 00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:42,400 AS WELL AS REAL-TIME DATABASES OF CHIMNEY SIZES. 332 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,467 THEY TELL SANTA EXACTLY JUST HOW MUCH 333 00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:46,733 TO SUCK IN HIS BELLY TO FIT DOWN EACH ONE. 334 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,233 - AWESOME. 335 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:49,600 elves: DON'T TOUCH THAT! 336 00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:54,467 - TIMMY TURNER! 337 00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,467 both: SANTA! 338 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,400 - I NEED A WORD WITH YOU. 339 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:12,633 TIMMY TURNER. 340 00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:14,333 WELCOME TO THE NORTH POLE! 341 00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:16,633 HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO. 342 00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:18,200 HO, HO, HO, HO. - THANKS, SANTA. 343 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,800 - [chuckles] 344 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,900 YOU MUST BE TOOTIE. 345 00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,333 [smooches] 346 00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,333 - YOU KNOW MY NAME. 347 00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:26,833 - BUT OF COURSE. 348 00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:28,967 AND I KNOW EVERY PRESENT I'VE EVER GIVEN YOU. 349 00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:30,533 TRY ME. 350 00:13:30,633 --> 00:13:32,233 - UH, WHAT DID YOU GET FOR ME WHEN I WAS EIGHT? 351 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:35,067 - A PROFESSOR NOGGIN CHEMISTRY SET 352 00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:37,067 AND BALLERINA SHOES. 353 00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:38,067 HO, HO! 354 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:39,700 - WHOA. LET ME TRY. 355 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,300 WHAT DID YOU GIVE ME WHEN I WAS SIX? 356 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,667 - EASY. 357 00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:45,067 A MATTY METEOR STAR BLASTER, 358 00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:46,667 A UNICYCLE WITH A SISSY BAR SEAT, 359 00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:48,567 ONE PAIR OF UNDERPANTS THAT COULD BE USED AS A HAT 360 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:49,933 WHEN IT RAINED, TWO HAMS, 361 00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:52,067 OH, AND A WENDY WEE-WEE DOLL THAT WHEN YOU PULLED THE-- 362 00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:54,900 - UH, WHAT'S THIS THING DO? 363 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,967 - COULD I HAVE A MOMENT WITH TIMMY, PLEASE? 364 00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:59,167 - UH... - THIS WAY, TOOTIE. 365 00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:00,933 - TIMMY, MY BOY. 366 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,267 - [groaning] 367 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,733 [bear growling] 368 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:12,067 [chuckles] 369 00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:18,800 HMM. 370 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,800 OOH, INCREDIBLE. 371 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,100 SANTA'S WORKSHOP. 372 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,367 IN ORDER FOR ME TO CONFRONT HIM, 373 00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,100 I'LL NEED TO DISGUISE MYSELF. 374 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,533 OOH, TIME TO USE 375 00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:27,533 MY PATENTED CROCKER BLEND-IN TECHNIQUE. 376 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:28,533 YOINK! 377 00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:30,167 [chuckles] 378 00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:32,133 OH, PERFECT. 379 00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:34,200 NOW I LOOK JUST LIKE AN ELF. 380 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,300 [chuckles] 381 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,200 - YOU THERE! 382 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,967 AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 383 00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:40,367 - ME? 384 00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:41,467 OH, NOWHERE SPECIAL. 385 00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:45,400 JUST A TYPICAL ELF DOING, UM, 386 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,233 ELF THINGS. 387 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,233 - YOU'RE NEW AROUND HERE, AREN'T YOU? 388 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:50,600 - YES, SIR. 389 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:51,900 crash! 390 00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:53,400 YEAH, FRESH IN FROM THE ELF ACADEMY 391 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,467 WITH THE SUGARPLUMS AND THE CANDY CANES 392 00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:57,967 AND THE...GINGERBREAD. 393 00:14:58,067 --> 00:14:58,967 - GOOD. 394 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,333 YOU CAN START 395 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,433 BY MUCKING OUT THE REINDEER STALLS. 396 00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:05,367 - RIGHT AWAY, SIR. 397 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:08,700 - BUT FIRST, 398 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,800 YOUR EARS LOOK A LITTLE DULL. 399 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,633 LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE TO SHARPEN THEM. 400 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,100 - I GOT A PROBLEM. 401 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,067 - UH, WELL, JUST TELL ME IT AS A WISH, 402 00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:31,100 AND MY FAIRIES WILL FIX IT, NO PROBLEM. 403 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,200 - THAT'S MY PROBLEM! 404 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,667 WHEN YOU USE YOUR POWERS 405 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,333 TO GIVE PEOPLE EVERYTHING THAT THEY WANT, 406 00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:37,867 ESPECIALLY THIS TIME OF YEAR, 407 00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:40,100 WELL, THEY DON'T NEED ME. 408 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,833 THEIR NAMES ARE DISAPPEARING FROM MY NICE LIST. 409 00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:45,267 - WOW, SANTA. 410 00:15:45,367 --> 00:15:47,100 I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY. 411 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,333 - OH. 412 00:15:48,433 --> 00:15:50,133 - I JUST LOVE GIVING, YOU KNOW? 413 00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:52,167 LOVE, LOVE, LOVE. - I KNOW. 414 00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:53,800 GIVING IS THE GREATEST THING THERE IS. 415 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:56,500 BUT AS YOU KNOW, WITH GREAT POWER-- 416 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,800 AND MAGICAL FAIRIES DO FALL INTO THAT CATEGORY-- 417 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:02,133 COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. 418 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:05,333 - SORRY, SANTA. 419 00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:07,367 I GUESS I PUT EVERYONE IN A BAD SPOT, HUH? 420 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,900 - HERE. 421 00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:10,067 HAVE A CANDY CANE. 422 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:11,567 THERE ISN'T A BAD SPOT 423 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,233 THAT ONE OF SANTA'S DELICIOUS CANDY CANES 424 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,667 CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF. 425 00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:18,067 IN YOUR CASE, 426 00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:19,400 YOU BETTER TAKE TWO. 427 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,600 - HMM. - HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO! 428 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:23,067 - THANKS. 429 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,667 - [giggles] - OH. 430 00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,700 - WHOA! 431 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,700 - AH! OH, NO! 432 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,233 [groans] 433 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,667 - [blows raspberry] 434 00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:35,533 - [grumbles] 435 00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,267 - SO NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND, TIMMY? 436 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,567 CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE A TIME WHERE GIVING IS SPECIAL. 437 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,367 LOOK AT THESE ELVES. 438 00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:47,933 THEY WORK ALL YEAR LONG 439 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:50,067 TO MAKE SURE THAT CHRISTMAS CAN HAPPEN 440 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:52,900 FOR ALL THE GOOD BOYS AND GIRLS. 441 00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:55,333 - SORRY, SANTA. IT'S JAMMED AGAIN. 442 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:56,900 - WILL YOU GIVE ME A SECOND, TIMMY? 443 00:16:57,067 --> 00:17:00,133 I WISH THIS THING WOULD STOP BREAKING DOWN. 444 00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:02,567 - HEY. HEY, DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? 445 00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:04,500 SANTA JUST MADE A WISH. - UH... 446 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:07,433 DIDN'T SANTA JUST ASK YOU NOT TO? 447 00:17:07,532 --> 00:17:09,833 - PSH, HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NOT MAKING WISHES FOR HIM. 448 00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:11,333 - I'LL JUST PUT MY ARM UP HERE. 449 00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:12,967 [laughs] OH, SORRY. - COME ON. 450 00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,733 LET'S SHOW HIM HOW WE ROLL AND FIX THAT THING. 451 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,800 - UH, IF YOU SAY SO, TIMMY. 452 00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:17,800 [wand crackles] 453 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,267 AH! OH! 454 00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:20,867 - OH! - [whimpers] 455 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:26,166 - WAY TO GO. - GUYS, W-WHAT'S GOING ON? 456 00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:28,300 - ARE YOU CRAZY? - OH! OH! 457 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,833 - USING FAIRY MAGIC IN AN ELF-MADE BUILDING? 458 00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,333 - IT WASN'T US. 459 00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,500 - WHOA. OH! 460 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,900 WHOA! 461 00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,500 crash! 462 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,067 OH! 463 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:45,267 - [sighs] 464 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:53,067 - [gasps] 465 00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,067 [bell dings] 466 00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:55,333 - IS HE... 467 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,800 - SANTA? 468 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:01,967 ARE YOU OKAY? 469 00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:03,467 SPEAK TO ME! 470 00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:04,867 - I'M FINE, MOMMY. 471 00:18:04,967 --> 00:18:06,900 [laughs] 472 00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:08,467 - "HA, HA, HA"? 473 00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:10,067 NOT "HO, HO, HO"? 474 00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:11,733 - SANTA CLAUS, ARE YOU HURT? 475 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,467 - SANTA CLAUS? 476 00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:15,233 WHO'S SANTA CLAUS? 477 00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:18,900 I'M THE EASTER BUNNY. 478 00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:22,733 [laughing] 479 00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,900 - CLEARLY THE FALL SCRAMBLED SANTA'S HEAD. 480 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,067 HE'S FORGOTTEN WHO HE IS. 481 00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:33,667 - WHO KNOWS HOW LONG HE'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS? 482 00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:37,800 - OH, IT GETS WORSE, GUYS. 483 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,467 I THINK THOSE ARE RABBIT DROPPINGS. 484 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:40,800 [alarm blaring] 485 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,067 - [gulps] - [gasps] 486 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,067 - EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN. 487 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,500 - EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN? 488 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,200 - EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN. 489 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,567 - OH, NO. 490 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,300 THIS IS NOT GOOD. 491 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,367 - OH. - EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN. 492 00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:54,333 EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN. 493 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:58,067 EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN. EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN. 494 00:18:58,167 --> 00:18:59,567 EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN. 495 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,700 EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN. - OH, NO. 496 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,367 - W-W-WHAT'S HAPPENING? 497 00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:05,800 - IT'S THE WORKSHOP FAILSAFE SYSTEM KICKING IN. 498 00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,433 WITHOUT A FUNCTIONING SANTA CLAUS, 499 00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:08,867 THE WORKSHOP WON'T WORK. 500 00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:10,800 - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, TIMMY TURNER. 501 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:11,933 - MY FAULT? 502 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,233 - YES, YOUR FAULT. 503 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:19,467 IT IS I, JORGEN VON STRANGLE, 504 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,100 AND I'M HERE TO, UH, 505 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,367 NOT ONLY MODEL THE LATEST IN FAIRY WINTER WEAR... 506 00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:24,533 - HMM. 507 00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:25,533 - BUT TO ONCE AGAIN 508 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:26,967 STRAIGHTEN OUT THE MESS 509 00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:29,533 TIMMY TURNER HAS MADE. 510 00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:31,367 BY THE WAY, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 511 00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:33,133 - JORGEN? - OOH, PRESENTS. 512 00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:35,067 - OOH. 513 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,533 fairies: DA RULES? 514 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,133 - TIMMY TURNER, 515 00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:40,200 I CAME HERE TO INFORM YOU 516 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,933 THAT YOU ARE ONCE AGAIN 517 00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:44,533 IN DEEP TROUBLE. 518 00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:46,100 ACCORDING TO DA RULES, 519 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,533 PARAGRAPH 1,225, ARTICLE "K," 520 00:19:48,633 --> 00:19:50,567 SUBSECTION KRINGLE, 521 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,633 IF A GODCHILD SHOULD INJURE A HOLIDAY ICON 522 00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:55,300 AND PREVENT SAID ICON 523 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,967 FROM PERFORMING THEIR HOLIDAY DUTIES... 524 00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:59,133 - [giggles] HE SAID "DOODIES." 525 00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:00,133 - [giggles] 526 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,200 - THEN... 527 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,933 THE GODCHILD IN QUESTION 528 00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:07,100 MUST ASSUME THE RESPONSIBILITIES OF THAT ICON 529 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,133 UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THE ICON IS ABLE TO PERFORM AGAIN. 530 00:20:10,233 --> 00:20:11,600 - OKAY, JORGEN. 531 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,100 IN ENGLISH, PLEASE? 532 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,200 - FINE. 533 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,533 UNTIL SANTA GETS BETTER... 534 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,733 - CARROTS! 535 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:20,967 [laughs] 536 00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:21,967 - [groans] 537 00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:23,133 [all groan] 538 00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:24,633 - TIMMY TURNER, 539 00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:28,767 YOU ARE THE NEW SANTA CLAUS. 540 00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,133 [both gasp] 541 00:20:31,867 --> 00:20:33,700 - [gasps] - [whimpers] 542 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,500 - ME? SANTA CLAUS? 543 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,133 - COME ON. 544 00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:40,767 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 545 00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:43,300 THIS BOY TAKING THE PLACE OF THE GREAT CLAUS? 546 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,500 I SCOFF AT THAT. 547 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,333 WATCH ME SCOFF. [scoffs] 548 00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:48,133 - YOU CALL THAT A SCOFF? 549 00:20:48,233 --> 00:20:49,400 THIS IS A SCOFF. 550 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,833 [groans] 551 00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:52,800 - THAT'S MORE AN EXPRESSION OF DOUBT. 552 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,500 - WELL, I TOOK A SHOT. - GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. 553 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,133 WHAT ARE YOU FIGHTING ABOUT? 554 00:20:56,233 --> 00:20:59,233 - THE FAIRIES AND ELVES HAVE BEEN FEUDING FOR CENTURIES. 555 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:03,367 - THAT'S BECAUSE FAIRIES ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING. 556 00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:05,200 - EVERYONE, FOCUS. 557 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,733 TIMMY BEING SANTA CLAUS JUST MIGHT WORK. 558 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:08,733 - REALLY? 559 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:11,200 - BRING ME SANTA'S HAT. 560 00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:17,200 IF WHAT THAT MUSCLE HEAD SAYS IS TRUE 561 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,133 AND YOU'VE TAKEN ON THE SANTA POSITION, 562 00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:21,400 THEN THE WORKSHOP SHOULD RESPOND TO YOU. 563 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,200 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO TEST IT. 564 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,700 PUT IT ON. 565 00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:29,333 crash! 566 00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:32,333 [twinkling music] 567 00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:38,300 * 568 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,167 - WHOA. 569 00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:43,900 [all cheering] 570 00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:45,567 - SYSTEM REBOOT. 571 00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,967 - [laughs] 572 00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:49,200 - IT'S WORKING. 573 00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,400 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 574 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,067 - TAKE YOUR PLACES, EVERYONE. 575 00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:55,467 CHRISTMAS IS A GO. 576 00:21:55,567 --> 00:21:57,333 - OOH, I WANT TO HELP. 577 00:21:57,433 --> 00:22:00,400 [cheerful music] 578 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:08,433 * 579 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,767 - [giggles] 580 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,633 - ENJOY. 581 00:22:16,733 --> 00:22:17,633 - HEY. 582 00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:19,600 I COULD GET USED TO THIS. 583 00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:22,167 WELL, AT LEAST UNTIL SANTA GETS BETTER. 584 00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:26,067 OH, YEAH, WITH WANDA, COSMO, AND POOF BY MY SIDE, 585 00:22:26,133 --> 00:22:28,400 I CAN TOTALLY PULL OFF THIS SANTA THING. 586 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,633 - YOUCH! 587 00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:31,700 THAT EAR SHARPENER REALLY SMARTS. 588 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,367 [grunts] HUH. 589 00:22:34,467 --> 00:22:36,567 WHO KNEW REINDEER POOP WAS SO SPARKLY? 590 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,467 - NOBODY CAN SIT AND WATCH OTHER PEOPLE WORK 591 00:22:41,567 --> 00:22:42,933 QUITE LIKE OUR TIMMY. 592 00:22:43,067 --> 00:22:45,900 I'M SO PROUD. 593 00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:47,600 [explosion] 594 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,567 [alarm blaring] 595 00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:53,233 - EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN. EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN. 596 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,867 EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN. 597 00:22:54,967 --> 00:22:58,533 [alarm blaring] 598 00:22:58,633 --> 00:23:01,633 [electricity crackling] 599 00:23:05,367 --> 00:23:06,267 [glass shatters] 600 00:23:06,367 --> 00:23:07,800 - [grunts] 601 00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:10,933 DOESN'T ANYONE PAY THE ELECTRICITY BILL 602 00:23:11,067 --> 00:23:12,300 AROUND HERE? 603 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,700 [reindeer bells clanking] 604 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,367 OOH, WHAT'S THAT? 605 00:23:17,467 --> 00:23:19,767 "CLOSE THE GATE SO THE REINDEER WON'T ESCAPE," HMM. 606 00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:23,100 HMM. 607 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,100 [grunts] 608 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,800 [groans] DEAL WITH IT. 609 00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:28,867 [alarm blaring] - WHAT'S HAPPENING, TIMMY? 610 00:23:28,967 --> 00:23:31,100 - WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM. - WHAT IS IT? 611 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,200 - TIMMY TURNER CAN'T BE SANTA CLAUS. 612 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:34,867 - WHY NOT? 613 00:23:34,967 --> 00:23:36,500 - BECAUSE TIMMY TURNER 614 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,167 IS ON THE NAUGHTY LIST. 615 00:23:39,933 --> 00:23:41,800 - [gulps] 616 00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:43,700 - WELL, THEN THESE NEED TO DISAPPEAR. 617 00:23:45,933 --> 00:23:47,433 - M-M-M-ME? 618 00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:50,167 - BUT HOW DID TIMMY END UP ON THE NAUGHTY LIST? 619 00:23:50,267 --> 00:23:51,667 - MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO 620 00:23:51,767 --> 00:23:54,067 WITH THE FACT THAT HE ALMOST KILLED SANTA. 621 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,833 - OR THE FACT THAT HE MESSED UP CHRISTMAS 622 00:23:55,933 --> 00:23:58,333 IN THE FIRST PLACE BY GRANTING SO MANY WISHES. 623 00:23:58,433 --> 00:24:00,900 - OR THE FACT THAT HE HAS TERRIBLE BODY ODOR, 624 00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:02,067 CRIES IN HIS SLEEP-- 625 00:24:02,133 --> 00:24:03,067 OH, WAIT. THAT'S ME. 626 00:24:03,133 --> 00:24:04,433 - HEY. NO BIG DEAL. 627 00:24:04,533 --> 00:24:06,267 I CAN TOTALLY FIX THIS MESS. 628 00:24:06,367 --> 00:24:07,967 ALL I GOT TO DO IS HAVE COSMO, WANDA, AND POOF 629 00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:09,067 ZAP ME OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST. 630 00:24:09,133 --> 00:24:10,600 SIMPLE. 631 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,567 - IF THERE'S ONE THING FAIRIES UNDERSTAND, 632 00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:13,567 IT'S SIMPLE. 633 00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:14,933 - OH, REALLY? 634 00:24:15,067 --> 00:24:16,067 WELL, IT WOULD BE SIMPLE 635 00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:18,067 TO TURN YOU INTO A POOPER SCOOPER. 636 00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:20,067 - [whimpers] - WHAT'S GOING ON? 637 00:24:20,133 --> 00:24:22,333 I'M NOT GETTING ANY MAGIC RECEPTION IN MY WAND. 638 00:24:22,433 --> 00:24:23,900 - ME NEITHER. 639 00:24:24,067 --> 00:24:25,733 I GOT NO BARS. I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 640 00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,167 I GOT PEOPLE COMING OVER TONIGHT. 641 00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:29,067 - WITH THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT POWER DOWN, 642 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,067 THE NORTH POLE'S MAGNETIC POLARITY 643 00:24:31,133 --> 00:24:33,433 IS RENDERING YOUR FAIRY MAGIC USELESS. 644 00:24:33,533 --> 00:24:35,600 - OKAY. OKAY. 645 00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:37,233 HOW DO I GET MY NAME OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST? 646 00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,400 - THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY. 647 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,400 - [gasps] 648 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:41,667 - TELL US, DINGLE DAVE. 649 00:24:41,767 --> 00:24:43,400 I MEAN, TIMMY WILL DO ANYTHING. 650 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,767 - WELL, SURELY YOU DON'T MEAN... 651 00:24:45,867 --> 00:24:47,167 - YES. 652 00:24:47,267 --> 00:24:49,500 ELMER THE ELDER ELF. 653 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,400 [all whimpering] 654 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,067 HE SEES ALL. 655 00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:55,067 HE KNOWS ALL. 656 00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:56,867 ONLY HE HAS THE POWER 657 00:24:56,967 --> 00:24:58,333 TO TAKE SOMEONE OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST. 658 00:24:58,433 --> 00:25:00,133 - WELL, EASY. 659 00:25:00,233 --> 00:25:02,500 I'LL JUST GO TO THIS ELMER THE ELDER ELF'S HOUSE 660 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,133 AND ASK HIM TO TAKE ME OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST. 661 00:25:05,233 --> 00:25:06,667 - IT'S NOT THAT EASY, TIMMY. 662 00:25:06,767 --> 00:25:08,433 PEOPLE HAVE TRIED, AND-- 663 00:25:08,533 --> 00:25:10,067 - WELL, TIMMY HAS TO DO SOMETHING. 664 00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:11,733 THERE'S TWO DAYS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS, 665 00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:13,500 AND REAL SANTA DOESN'T LOOK 666 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,500 LIKE HE'S GONNA BE READY ANYTIME SOON. 667 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,900 - [giggling] 668 00:25:17,067 --> 00:25:19,100 I'M A PRETTY LITTLE BALLERINA. 669 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,433 [giggling] 670 00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:21,433 WHEE! - LOOK. 671 00:25:21,533 --> 00:25:24,067 I OWE THIS TO SANTA CLAUS. 672 00:25:24,167 --> 00:25:26,600 OKAY, OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, THERE IS ANOTHER LITTLE BOY 673 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,467 DREAMING OF A WENDY WEE-WEE DOLL. 674 00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,767 I MEAN A FOOTBALL. 675 00:25:32,867 --> 00:25:34,333 AND I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT KID DOWN. 676 00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:35,767 IF I HAVE TO TRAVEL 677 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:37,567 TO THIS ELMER THE ELDER ELF'S REALM, 678 00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:38,767 I'LL DO IT-- 679 00:25:38,867 --> 00:25:39,767 ALONE. 680 00:25:39,867 --> 00:25:41,900 - WITHOUT MAGIC, TIMMY? 681 00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:43,567 - OH, TIMMY CAN DO ANYTHING. 682 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,067 RIGHT, TIMMY? - YEAH. 683 00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:46,633 HOW HARD CAN IT BE? 684 00:25:46,733 --> 00:25:48,167 - THE PATH TO ELMER'S REALM 685 00:25:48,267 --> 00:25:51,333 IS FRAUGHT WITH DEATH AND DANGER 686 00:25:51,433 --> 00:25:53,667 AND MORE DANGEROUS DANGER. 687 00:25:53,767 --> 00:25:55,633 - AND--AND BY "DANGER," YOU MEAN... 688 00:25:55,733 --> 00:25:57,467 - YOU MAY NOT MAKE IT BACK ALIVE, 689 00:25:57,567 --> 00:25:59,067 TIMMY TURNER. 690 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,567 - I'M GOING WITH YOU. 691 00:26:02,667 --> 00:26:05,233 WE'RE A TEAM. 692 00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,400 - AND I, UNFORTUNATELY, WILL NOT BE GOING, 693 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,800 BECAUSE I'M EXTREMELY ALLERGIC TO DANGER. 694 00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:11,167 - YOU'RE COMING TOO. 695 00:26:11,267 --> 00:26:13,067 - FINE, BUT IF MY TONGUE SWELLS UP-- 696 00:26:13,133 --> 00:26:15,933 [slurring] OH, NO, IT'S ALREADY STARTED. 697 00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:19,333 - [grunts] 698 00:26:19,433 --> 00:26:21,067 - MR. CROCKER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 699 00:26:21,133 --> 00:26:22,733 - OH, WELL, IT'S A LONG STORY 700 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,900 THAT INVOLVES A FREEZING CAR RIDE, 701 00:26:25,067 --> 00:26:27,300 REINDEER POOP, AND AN EAR SHARPENER. 702 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,733 BELIEVE ME, 703 00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:30,900 THAT PART-- NOT PRETTY. 704 00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:32,500 BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT. 705 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,200 YOU SEE, I AM HERE BECAUSE I AM COMING ALONG 706 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:39,333 TO GET MY NAME TAKEN OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST TOO. 707 00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:43,867 - WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME, MR. CROCKER. 708 00:26:43,967 --> 00:26:44,900 WE'LL ALL GO TOGETHER. 709 00:26:45,067 --> 00:26:46,067 - WHATEVER. 710 00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:48,900 - WELL, 711 00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:51,067 YOU'RE GONNA NEED A GUIDE. 712 00:26:51,167 --> 00:26:52,800 - AND SOMEONE TO CARRY BACK YOUR BODIES. 713 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:54,067 - HUH? 714 00:26:54,167 --> 00:26:56,733 - AND YOU'RE ALSO GONNA NEED THIS. 715 00:27:00,167 --> 00:27:03,067 [swelling orchestral music] 716 00:27:03,167 --> 00:27:11,100 * 717 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,833 - [sighs] 718 00:27:17,933 --> 00:27:19,667 - [shivering] 719 00:27:19,767 --> 00:27:21,533 - COLD. 720 00:27:28,267 --> 00:27:29,500 - WHICH WAY NOW, GUYS? 721 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,967 - NEVER FEAR, TIMMY. 722 00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:32,167 IT'S OBVIOUS. 723 00:27:32,267 --> 00:27:34,100 THE REALM OF ELMER IS-- 724 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,433 both: THAT WAY! 725 00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:38,067 RIGHT. THAT WAY. 726 00:27:38,167 --> 00:27:39,300 - [sighs] 727 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,300 - OH, I WISH YOU COULD WISH 728 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,300 FOR DIRECTIONS, 729 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,633 BUT MY WAND'S AS USELESS 730 00:27:42,733 --> 00:27:44,767 AS COSMO'S INVISIBILITY HELMET. 731 00:27:44,867 --> 00:27:48,067 - WANDA, I'M RIGHT HERE. SHE CAN'T SEE ME. 732 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,833 - I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID YOU KNEW THE NORTH POLE 733 00:27:49,933 --> 00:27:51,300 LIKE THE BACK OF YOUR HAND. 734 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,100 - OH, TYPICAL ELVES-- 735 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,233 NO SENSE OF DIRECTION. 736 00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:56,133 - [scoffs] OH, YEAH? 737 00:27:56,233 --> 00:27:57,833 WELL, TYPICAL FAIRIES-- 738 00:27:57,933 --> 00:27:58,967 NO TASTE IN HUSBANDS. 739 00:27:59,067 --> 00:28:00,067 - [gasps] - HEY! 740 00:28:00,133 --> 00:28:01,333 - HOW DARE YOU? 741 00:28:01,433 --> 00:28:03,133 I HAVE FANTASTIC TASTE IN HUSBANDS. 742 00:28:03,233 --> 00:28:05,067 - OKAY, THAT'S IT. 743 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,233 - [groans] WHAT DID I DO? 744 00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:08,567 - I CAN'T KICK HIM. HE'S FLOATING. 745 00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:10,067 - HA, YOU'RE SO SHORT, 746 00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,567 YOU COULDN'T KICK A FLEA'S KNEES. 747 00:28:11,667 --> 00:28:12,733 - BURN. 748 00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:14,200 - OH, YEAH? 749 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,067 [grunts] - OH! 750 00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:17,533 - HA! MISSED ME! 751 00:28:17,633 --> 00:28:19,967 - [grunts] WHAT IS THE DEAL? 752 00:28:20,067 --> 00:28:21,367 - HE'S GOT SNOWBALLS. 753 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,233 I CAN'T KICK HIM. 754 00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:24,400 - WHAT WAS THAT? 755 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:25,500 [both gasp] 756 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,400 - THERE'S NOTHING THERE, TOOTIE. 757 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:28,667 - BUT JUST TO BE SAFE, 758 00:28:28,767 --> 00:28:30,567 WE'LL HIDE IN TIMMY'S POCKET. 759 00:28:31,933 --> 00:28:33,733 [zipper zips] 760 00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:35,633 - HEY, GUYS. 761 00:28:35,733 --> 00:28:37,367 OVER THERE. 762 00:28:44,067 --> 00:28:45,100 - [gasps] 763 00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:53,067 - [gasps] 764 00:28:53,133 --> 00:28:56,300 THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRANSPORT US 765 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,967 OVER THE CRACKED CANDY CANE CHASM 766 00:28:58,067 --> 00:29:00,400 TO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST. 767 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,567 THE CHASM FLOOR IS MILES BELOW. 768 00:29:02,667 --> 00:29:04,067 IT'S MADE UP ENTIRELY 769 00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:06,967 OF ANCIENT RAZOR-SHARP BROKEN CANDY CANES. 770 00:29:07,067 --> 00:29:08,633 - ALL POINTED OWIE SIDE UP. 771 00:29:08,733 --> 00:29:11,300 ONE SLIP, AND YOU'RE PEPPERMINT SHISH KEBAB! 772 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,467 - YOU KNOW, GUYS, MAYBE THIS WASN'T THE BEST IDEA. 773 00:29:13,567 --> 00:29:16,133 - WHOO! SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE! 774 00:29:16,233 --> 00:29:18,800 WHOA! [laughs] 775 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:20,633 WHOO! 776 00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:23,267 - WHAT SHE SAID. 777 00:29:23,367 --> 00:29:24,300 - WHOO! 778 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,967 - WHOA! 779 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:32,067 [yelling] 780 00:29:32,133 --> 00:29:33,167 - UM... 781 00:29:35,133 --> 00:29:36,133 YOU KNOW... 782 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:37,433 [chuckles] 783 00:29:37,533 --> 00:29:38,800 IT'S REALLY NOT SO BAD 784 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:40,400 BEING ON THE NAUGHTY LIST AFTER ALL. 785 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:42,200 I THINK I'LL JUST-- 786 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:45,700 I REGRET NOTHING! 787 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,800 [yelling] 788 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:48,433 - WHOO! - WHOA! 789 00:29:48,533 --> 00:29:51,100 [yelling] 790 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,367 - OH, NO! 791 00:29:53,467 --> 00:29:54,367 - [laughs] 792 00:29:54,467 --> 00:29:56,200 OOH! 793 00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:57,467 WHOO! 794 00:29:57,567 --> 00:30:00,900 - [chuckling] 795 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:01,967 - [grunts] 796 00:30:02,067 --> 00:30:03,233 OOH, FUN. 797 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:05,967 - WHOA! WHOA, WHOA! [grunts] 798 00:30:06,067 --> 00:30:08,633 - [yells] [grunts] 799 00:30:08,733 --> 00:30:10,300 - WHOO-HOO! 800 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,733 [grunts] 801 00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:14,300 - [grunts] 802 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,767 - AH, I HAVEN'T BEEN THAT SCARED 803 00:30:15,867 --> 00:30:17,467 SINCE WANDA'S MOTHER MOVED IN WITH US. 804 00:30:17,567 --> 00:30:21,433 OH, THERE ARE THINGS I CAN'T UNSEE. 805 00:30:21,533 --> 00:30:22,800 - [sighs] 806 00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:24,100 - [grunts] 807 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,233 - IF THAT'S AS BAD AS IT GETS, 808 00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:26,900 I THINK WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 809 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,233 I FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT THIS TRIP. 810 00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:31,467 I'M WITH MY FRIENDS. I'M HELPING SAVE CHRISTMAS. 811 00:30:31,567 --> 00:30:32,900 WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 812 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,067 [ice cracking] HUH? 813 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:35,700 - OH! 814 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,800 [screams] 815 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:37,800 - TOOTIE! 816 00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:39,267 - OH, WELL. 817 00:30:39,367 --> 00:30:40,967 BETTER THEM THAN ME. 818 00:30:41,067 --> 00:30:42,067 [ice cracking] 819 00:30:42,167 --> 00:30:45,100 [both screaming] 820 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,233 - OH, MR. CROCKER! 821 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:58,367 - I'VE ALWAYS PICTURED YOUR DEMISE, TURNER. 822 00:30:58,467 --> 00:31:01,667 I JUST NEVER PICTURED ME BEING WITH YOU WHEN IT HAPPENED! 823 00:31:01,767 --> 00:31:04,700 [all screaming] 824 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:10,467 - IS EVERYONE OKAY? 825 00:31:10,567 --> 00:31:12,433 - WELL, UH, WE FELL OFF A CLIFF. 826 00:31:12,533 --> 00:31:14,867 WE'RE IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST. WE LOST TIMMY. 827 00:31:14,967 --> 00:31:16,633 WE'RE WET AND COLD. [chuckles] 828 00:31:16,733 --> 00:31:18,667 - OTHER THAN THAT, WE'RE GREAT. - YEAH. 829 00:31:18,767 --> 00:31:20,200 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT GREAT. 830 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:21,767 YOU'RE SITTING ON US! - OH. 831 00:31:21,867 --> 00:31:25,600 [all groaning] 832 00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:26,600 - WHOA. 833 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:30,500 [all screaming] 834 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,967 - WHOA! WHOA! 835 00:31:32,067 --> 00:31:33,367 - AAH! 836 00:31:33,467 --> 00:31:35,767 [both screaming] 837 00:31:35,867 --> 00:31:37,700 - AH. - [gasps] 838 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,933 - [shudders] 839 00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:41,200 - DID YOU SEE THAT? 840 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,967 - [whimpers] 841 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:44,967 - PROBABLY AN ELF-EATING MONSTER. 842 00:31:45,067 --> 00:31:45,967 [all whimper] 843 00:31:46,067 --> 00:31:47,067 THERE IT IS AGAIN. 844 00:31:47,133 --> 00:31:49,433 IT'S A-- IT'S A-- 845 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,800 IT'S... 846 00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:53,367 - IT'S NOT AN ELF-EATING MONSTER. 847 00:31:53,467 --> 00:31:54,633 IT'S A PENGUIN. 848 00:31:54,733 --> 00:31:56,833 MAYBE HE'S SEEN TIMMY. 849 00:31:56,933 --> 00:31:59,767 - LAST I CHECKED, PENGUINS AREN'T VERY TALKATIVE. 850 00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:01,333 - THERE'S ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 851 00:32:01,433 --> 00:32:02,567 - WHOO! 852 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:03,700 [giggles] WHOA. 853 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:04,700 - HI. 854 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,433 HELLO, PENGUIN. 855 00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:07,700 OH. 856 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,933 [burbling throatily] 857 00:32:11,067 --> 00:32:12,500 - WHAT'S SHE DOING? 858 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,667 - SHH, CAN'T YOU SEE 859 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:15,333 SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE CONTACT? 860 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:17,533 - THAT, OR SHE'S GOT A BONE STUCK IN HER THROAT. 861 00:32:17,633 --> 00:32:20,067 - [squawking] 862 00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:24,267 - [burbling throatily] 863 00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:25,433 - OH, YEAH. 864 00:32:25,533 --> 00:32:27,900 I FORGOT TOOTIE SPEAKS PENGUIN. 865 00:32:28,067 --> 00:32:28,900 - AMAZING. 866 00:32:29,067 --> 00:32:30,933 - SHE ALSO SURFED NIAGARA FALLS 867 00:32:31,067 --> 00:32:32,267 AND PLAYS A MEAN OBOE. 868 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:34,233 - OKAY. 869 00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:35,533 [giggles] 870 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,900 [burbling throatily] 871 00:32:41,067 --> 00:32:42,500 smack! - [gasps] 872 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,867 - WHAT DID I DO? 873 00:32:43,967 --> 00:32:45,533 - [squawking] 874 00:32:45,633 --> 00:32:47,067 - SORRY, DAVE. MY FAULT. 875 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:49,067 PENGUIN FOR "HAVE YOU SEEN MY LOST FRIEND" 876 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,233 SOUNDS A LOT LIKE "THE ELF THINKS YOUR MOM'S UGLY." 877 00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:52,333 - [squawks] 878 00:32:52,433 --> 00:32:53,400 smack! 879 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:54,433 - WHY? 880 00:32:54,533 --> 00:32:55,600 [all giggling] 881 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:57,067 - NO, HE DOESN'T THINK THAT. 882 00:32:57,133 --> 00:32:58,267 NO, UM... 883 00:32:58,367 --> 00:33:02,100 [burbling throatily] 884 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,567 - [squawking] 885 00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:05,567 - [laughs] 886 00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:09,067 - [squawking] 887 00:33:09,167 --> 00:33:10,333 - OH, OKAY, 888 00:33:10,433 --> 00:33:11,733 SO HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TIMMY IS, 889 00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:13,600 BUT HE DOES KNOW THE WAY OUT OF THE FOREST. 890 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:14,600 - AH! 891 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:16,167 - AWESOME! GREAT. 892 00:33:16,267 --> 00:33:17,433 - WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 893 00:33:17,533 --> 00:33:18,500 LEAD THE WAY. 894 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,567 smack! 895 00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:20,600 - WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 896 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:22,633 - [squawking] 897 00:33:22,733 --> 00:33:23,733 - [laughs] 898 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:25,233 THAT'S JUST PENGUIN FOR "GOOD LUCK." 899 00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:26,333 - WHOO-HOO! 900 00:33:26,433 --> 00:33:28,067 - AFTER YOU. 901 00:33:28,167 --> 00:33:30,800 - OH, OKAY, LEAD THE WAY. 902 00:33:31,867 --> 00:33:33,167 - [burbles] 903 00:33:33,267 --> 00:33:34,767 - WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT TIMMY AND CROCKER 904 00:33:34,867 --> 00:33:37,467 STUMBLED INTO SOME GOOD LUCK TOO. 905 00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:41,567 - DON'T WORRY. 906 00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:42,733 HOLD ON, MR. CROCKER. 907 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:44,400 I'VE GOT YOU. 908 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,133 - TURNER, I'M GONNA QUOTE MY MOTHER 909 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,067 WHEN SHE SAW MY FIRST GRADE PHOTO. 910 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,967 THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. 911 00:33:50,067 --> 00:33:51,333 - YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 912 00:33:51,433 --> 00:33:52,600 TRUST ME. 913 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:56,500 - I WANT TO TELL SOMEONE BEFORE I DIE... 914 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,433 I DON'T REALLY NEED GLASSES. 915 00:33:58,533 --> 00:34:00,400 I JUST WEAR THEM TO LOOK SMART. 916 00:34:01,733 --> 00:34:04,667 AND NOW GOOD-BYE. 917 00:34:04,767 --> 00:34:06,367 - MR. CROCKER, NO! 918 00:34:06,467 --> 00:34:10,067 - [yelling] 919 00:34:10,167 --> 00:34:12,699 - UH, MR. CROCKER. 920 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,733 - [yelling] 921 00:34:18,067 --> 00:34:20,933 [yelling] 922 00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:24,067 - MR. CROCKER. 923 00:34:24,132 --> 00:34:25,867 - [yelling] 924 00:34:25,967 --> 00:34:27,199 - MR. CROCKER. 925 00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:29,833 - OH. 926 00:34:29,933 --> 00:34:31,800 WELL, THIS IS, UM, 927 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:35,132 AWKWARD. 928 00:34:35,233 --> 00:34:36,667 - WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 929 00:34:36,766 --> 00:34:38,367 I HAVE A CONFESSION TOO. 930 00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:40,632 I'M NOT MUCH GOOD WITHOUT MY FAIRIES. 931 00:34:40,733 --> 00:34:42,533 - [laughs] 932 00:34:42,632 --> 00:34:43,567 NO KIDDING. 933 00:34:47,567 --> 00:34:50,967 [both grunting] 934 00:34:51,067 --> 00:34:52,300 - I HOPE TOOTIE'S OKAY. 935 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,467 WE'VE GOT TO FIND HER. 936 00:34:53,567 --> 00:34:55,667 - YEAH. WHICH ONE'S TOOTIE? 937 00:34:55,766 --> 00:34:57,132 OH, I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS COLD 938 00:34:57,233 --> 00:34:58,833 SINCE MOTHER LOCKED ME IN THE MEAT FREEZER. 939 00:34:58,933 --> 00:35:00,200 SHE SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 940 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:02,700 WHO KNEW I'D EVER TIRE OF VENISON? 941 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,533 [gasps] 942 00:35:04,633 --> 00:35:07,433 IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 943 00:35:07,533 --> 00:35:08,467 - UH-OH. 944 00:35:10,767 --> 00:35:13,867 [suspenseful music] 945 00:35:13,967 --> 00:35:16,300 - HEY. ARE YOU GUYS OKAY? 946 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,633 - WE HEARD A COMMOTION. 947 00:35:18,733 --> 00:35:20,167 - I HEARD SUCH A SCREAM. 948 00:35:20,267 --> 00:35:22,700 THE ICING ON THE BACK OF MY NECK STOOD UP. 949 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,267 - OH. - YEAH. 950 00:35:24,367 --> 00:35:25,967 YEAH, THAT WAS US. 951 00:35:26,067 --> 00:35:28,333 SAY, ARE YOU GUYS REALLY-- 952 00:35:28,433 --> 00:35:29,667 - GINGERBREAD MEN? 953 00:35:29,767 --> 00:35:31,133 SURE ARE. 954 00:35:31,233 --> 00:35:34,667 THIS IS OUR HOME. 955 00:35:34,767 --> 00:35:37,100 - WE DON'T GET A LOT OF YOUR TYPES OUT HERE. 956 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,267 WELCOME. 957 00:35:38,367 --> 00:35:39,667 - SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA HURT US? 958 00:35:39,767 --> 00:35:41,200 - WHY WOULD WE HURT YOU? 959 00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:42,533 THAT'S SILLY. 960 00:35:42,633 --> 00:35:43,933 YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO US. 961 00:35:44,067 --> 00:35:46,933 - WELL, THAT'S GREAT. I'M TIMMY. 962 00:35:47,067 --> 00:35:49,067 WE JUST FELL DOWN THE MOUNTAIN AND LOST OUR FRIENDS. 963 00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:50,067 - HEY, TIMMY. 964 00:35:50,133 --> 00:35:51,533 I'M GINGER FRED, 965 00:35:51,633 --> 00:35:53,333 AND WE'LL HELP YOU FIND YOUR FRIENDS. 966 00:35:53,433 --> 00:35:54,500 - YOU WILL? 967 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:55,867 - OF COURSE. 968 00:35:55,967 --> 00:35:57,600 NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE VALUE OF FRIENDSHIP 969 00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:58,933 LIKE A GINGERBREAD MAN. 970 00:35:59,067 --> 00:36:00,900 SEE, TIMMY, ME AND MY FRIENDS-- 971 00:36:01,067 --> 00:36:02,767 WELL, WE'RE ALL WE HAVE. 972 00:36:02,867 --> 00:36:04,233 WE'VE LIVED IN THESE MAGICAL WOODS 973 00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:06,900 IN PEACE AND TRANQUILITY FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. 974 00:36:07,067 --> 00:36:08,167 I COULDN'T LIVE HERE 975 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:11,433 WITHOUT MY VERY BESTEST GINGER FRIENDS, 976 00:36:11,533 --> 00:36:12,767 GINGER ED... 977 00:36:12,867 --> 00:36:13,767 - [chuckles] 978 00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:15,700 - GINGER NED... - HEY. 979 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,233 - AND, OF COURSE, GINGER JED. 980 00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:19,667 - [chomping] 981 00:36:19,767 --> 00:36:21,367 - HE'S EATING ME! 982 00:36:22,633 --> 00:36:24,067 [sobbing] - CROCKER! 983 00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:25,067 - WHAT? 984 00:36:25,167 --> 00:36:27,100 - OH! - GINGER JED! 985 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,567 - KILL THEM! 986 00:36:28,667 --> 00:36:29,567 - [screams] 987 00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:30,867 - OH, GET HIM! 988 00:36:30,967 --> 00:36:32,200 TAKE HIM. GET THE POINTY-EARED-- 989 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:33,833 WAIT. WAIT. HOLD UP. GET THE PINKY. 990 00:36:33,933 --> 00:36:36,567 GET THE PINKY. - GET THE SLOW ONE! 991 00:36:36,667 --> 00:36:37,667 - GET HIM! - TURNER! 992 00:36:37,767 --> 00:36:39,667 WAIT FOR ME! 993 00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:41,700 I WISH I HAD SOME MILK TO GO WITH THAT. 994 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,900 CURSES, NUTMEG-Y GOODNESS. 995 00:36:43,067 --> 00:36:43,900 I WAS STARVING! 996 00:36:44,067 --> 00:36:45,067 - YOU ATE THEIR FRIEND! 997 00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:46,067 - JUST HIS HEAD! 998 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,067 HEY, HERE THEY COME! 999 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:48,433 - WHOA! 1000 00:36:48,533 --> 00:36:49,900 - GET HIM! 1001 00:36:50,067 --> 00:36:51,600 - [whimpering] 1002 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:53,100 smack! - OOH. 1003 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,667 - [squawking] 1004 00:36:56,767 --> 00:36:57,667 - WELL, NOW WHICH WAY? 1005 00:36:57,767 --> 00:36:59,233 - UM... - [squawking] 1006 00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:00,900 - HE SAYS THE WAY TO ELMER'S 1007 00:37:01,067 --> 00:37:03,433 IS OVER SOME BRIDGE THAT WAY. 1008 00:37:03,533 --> 00:37:04,433 THANK YOU. - BYE. 1009 00:37:04,533 --> 00:37:05,933 - THANKS. 1010 00:37:06,067 --> 00:37:07,733 - I'D SAY EVERYTHING IS CERTAINLY LOOKING UP. 1011 00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:09,800 [giggles] 1012 00:37:11,067 --> 00:37:11,967 - TOOTIE! 1013 00:37:12,067 --> 00:37:13,333 TOOTIE! - [gasps] 1014 00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:15,233 [together] TIMMY! 1015 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:16,500 - OH. 1016 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,433 OH, I'M SO GLAD I FOUND YOU GUYS. 1017 00:37:18,533 --> 00:37:20,500 TOOTIE, THERE'S SOMETHING I REALLY NEED TO TELL YOU. 1018 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,967 - REALLY? WHAT? - [growls] 1019 00:37:22,067 --> 00:37:24,400 - RUN! [all screaming] 1020 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:25,733 - [growls] 1021 00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:26,933 - THERE THEY ARE! 1022 00:37:27,067 --> 00:37:28,267 - DINGLE, 1023 00:37:28,367 --> 00:37:30,067 SNOWBALL MANEUVER ALPHA TANGO BRAVO. 1024 00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:32,267 GO! GO! GO! 1025 00:37:32,367 --> 00:37:33,933 - KILL THEM! 1026 00:37:34,067 --> 00:37:35,933 HEY! - [grunts] 1027 00:37:36,067 --> 00:37:39,067 [all grunting] 1028 00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:40,067 - RETREAT! 1029 00:37:40,167 --> 00:37:41,167 - WAIT UP! 1030 00:37:41,267 --> 00:37:42,233 WAIT UP! 1031 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:43,267 WAIT FOR US! 1032 00:37:43,367 --> 00:37:47,500 [wolf howls] 1033 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,733 - ARE WE READY TO GET OUT OF THE COLD YET? 1034 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:53,333 - I WISH WE COULD WISH FOR A FIRE. 1035 00:37:53,433 --> 00:37:55,133 - YOU NEED FAIRIES FOR THAT. 1036 00:37:55,233 --> 00:37:57,067 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 1037 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,167 - I'M WORKING ON IT. 1038 00:37:58,267 --> 00:38:00,367 [all shivering] 1039 00:38:00,467 --> 00:38:02,567 - GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, TIMMY. 1040 00:38:02,667 --> 00:38:04,867 IN THE MEANTIME, 1041 00:38:04,967 --> 00:38:06,167 HERE WE GO. 1042 00:38:06,267 --> 00:38:07,867 HOME, SWEET HOME! 1043 00:38:07,967 --> 00:38:08,867 [laughs] 1044 00:38:08,967 --> 00:38:10,733 [wind whistles] 1045 00:38:11,967 --> 00:38:12,967 OOPS. 1046 00:38:13,067 --> 00:38:14,800 - OH. 1047 00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:16,667 IF I DON'T GET WARM... [chuckles] 1048 00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:18,633 I'M GOING TO DIE. 1049 00:38:18,733 --> 00:38:20,633 - IF ONLY I COULD GET THIS FIRE STARTED. 1050 00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:22,133 - EVEN IF YOU DO START A FIRE, 1051 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:24,833 THERE'S NOTHING TO BURN BUT THE SNOW AND ROCKS. 1052 00:38:24,933 --> 00:38:26,300 - SHE'S RIGHT. 1053 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,833 WE'RE ALL GONNA END UP AS POPSICLES. 1054 00:38:27,933 --> 00:38:29,533 - IF TIMMY SAYS HE CAN DO IT, 1055 00:38:29,633 --> 00:38:30,967 HE CAN DO IT. 1056 00:38:31,067 --> 00:38:32,333 YOU CAN DO IT, RIGHT, TIMMY? 1057 00:38:32,433 --> 00:38:33,567 - I GOT THIS, GUYS. 1058 00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:35,133 DON'T WORRY. 1059 00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:37,233 - THAT'S WHAT HE SAID ABOUT BEING SANTA CLAUS. 1060 00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:41,067 - BIG TALK FROM A LITTLE GUY WHO CAN'T EVEN SET UP A TENT. 1061 00:38:41,133 --> 00:38:43,533 - LET'S AT LEAST HUDDLE UP FOR WARMTH. 1062 00:38:43,633 --> 00:38:45,233 - [whimpering] 1063 00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:46,833 - COME HERE, POOF. 1064 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,900 - [whimpering] 1065 00:38:49,067 --> 00:38:50,800 - [shivering] 1066 00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:51,800 [fire crackles] 1067 00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:52,867 - GUYS, GUYS! 1068 00:38:52,967 --> 00:38:53,967 I GOT A SPARK. 1069 00:38:54,067 --> 00:38:55,300 - OH, GOOD! - OH, HE DID IT. 1070 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,400 OH. - YOU DID IT, TIMMY. 1071 00:38:58,500 --> 00:38:59,400 - OH, I CAN'T KEEP IT GOING. 1072 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,800 THESE LEAVES ARE TOO WET. 1073 00:39:03,067 --> 00:39:05,133 - HERE. 1074 00:39:05,233 --> 00:39:07,367 I HATE TO GIVE AWAY MY PERSONAL PROPERTY, 1075 00:39:07,467 --> 00:39:09,400 BUT THIS MIGHT WORK. 1076 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:12,800 - WHERE--WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS COAL FROM? 1077 00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:13,800 - WHERE DO YOU THINK? 1078 00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:16,433 FROM SANTA. 1079 00:39:16,533 --> 00:39:18,800 - MR. CROCKER IS A NAUGHTY-LIST LEGEND. 1080 00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:20,467 - [laughs] - WOW. 1081 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:21,600 THANKS, MR. CROCKER. 1082 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:22,767 - YEAH. 1083 00:39:22,867 --> 00:39:24,067 [fire crackling] 1084 00:39:24,133 --> 00:39:25,233 - OH. - OH, THAT'S BETTER. 1085 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,233 OH. - [giggles] 1086 00:39:26,333 --> 00:39:27,767 - OH, THIS ISN'T SO BAD. 1087 00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:29,567 I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MANY PEOPLE THIS CLOSE TO ME 1088 00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:32,633 FOR THIS LONG WITHOUT A COUNSELOR IN THE ROOM. 1089 00:39:34,867 --> 00:39:36,067 - MARSHMALLOW? 1090 00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:37,567 I KEEP THEM IN MY UNDERPANTS... 1091 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:38,967 FOR AN EMERGENCY. 1092 00:39:39,067 --> 00:39:41,733 - THAT'S WHERE I KEEP MY MARSHMALLOWS. 1093 00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:42,933 - GREAT MINDS, HUH? 1094 00:39:43,067 --> 00:39:45,700 - OH, MEN AND THEIR MARSHMALLOWS. 1095 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,400 - AND THEIR UNDERPANTS. 1096 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,567 - THIS DOES NOT MEAN I'M YOUR FRIEND. 1097 00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:51,400 I JUST HATE TO LET A GOOD... [munches] 1098 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,067 UNDERPANTS MARSHMALLOW GO TO WASTE. 1099 00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:54,300 THAT'S ALL. 1100 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,733 - THIS FIRE IS GREAT, TIMMY. 1101 00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:58,100 - THANKS. 1102 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,367 CAN'T BELIEVE IT ACTUALLY WORKED. 1103 00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:02,700 - EVEN WITHOUT MAGIC, I WISHED FOR A FIRE, 1104 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,367 AND YOU MADE IT HAPPEN. 1105 00:40:05,467 --> 00:40:06,467 - YEAH. 1106 00:40:06,567 --> 00:40:08,133 I GUESS I DID. 1107 00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:17,267 - NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. 1108 00:40:17,367 --> 00:40:19,133 THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT MONITOR IS DROPPING 1109 00:40:19,233 --> 00:40:22,567 FASTER THAN SANTA DOWN A GREASED CHIMNEY. 1110 00:40:22,667 --> 00:40:24,933 [flatulence] 1111 00:40:25,033 --> 00:40:27,400 - HERE, SANTA, SANTA. 1112 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:30,933 UNCLE JORGEN HAS A YUMMY PLATE OF MILK AND COOKIES FOR YOU. 1113 00:40:31,033 --> 00:40:32,400 shing! - HA-HA! 1114 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:33,700 WHO'S SANTA? 1115 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,933 FOR I AM HAIR-FACE THE HORRIBLE. 1116 00:40:36,033 --> 00:40:38,100 WHY ARE THERE NO HORSES IN THIS TOWN? 1117 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,733 FOR TOMORROW WE RIDE. 1118 00:40:40,833 --> 00:40:41,967 - OH, BOY. 1119 00:40:42,067 --> 00:40:43,100 UH, TOMORROW WE RIDE. 1120 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,100 FINE, WE RIDE. 1121 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,967 WE RIDE. 1122 00:40:46,067 --> 00:40:47,300 - WE'VE GOT GLOOM, PEOPLE! 1123 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,967 - SAY WHAT? 1124 00:40:50,633 --> 00:40:52,033 - CHRISTMAS GLOOM. 1125 00:40:52,133 --> 00:40:53,733 WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS, 1126 00:40:53,833 --> 00:40:56,367 CHRISTMAS SPIRIT IS TOO WEAK TO HOLD IT BACK. 1127 00:40:56,467 --> 00:40:57,900 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1128 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,400 - IT MEANS TIMMY TURNER IS RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 1129 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,533 - OOH! [laughs] 1130 00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:08,333 - OH, HONEY. 1131 00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:11,933 MY FAMOUS TIMMY'S DAD'S SPECIAL CHRISTMAS PIE IS READY, 1132 00:41:12,067 --> 00:41:13,333 JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT. 1133 00:41:13,433 --> 00:41:14,767 - [chuckles] 1134 00:41:14,867 --> 00:41:17,067 I DO LOVE YOUR PIE. 1135 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,133 [laughter] 1136 00:41:20,533 --> 00:41:21,433 OOH. 1137 00:41:21,533 --> 00:41:24,967 SUDDENLY PIE MAKES ME SAD. 1138 00:41:25,067 --> 00:41:26,300 - [sobs] 1139 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,633 ME TOO. 1140 00:41:27,733 --> 00:41:30,067 [both sobbing] 1141 00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:31,900 [grunts] 1142 00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:35,067 - THE TREE'S LOOKING AWESOME, MOUSE. 1143 00:41:35,133 --> 00:41:36,833 - CHECK THIS OUT. 1144 00:41:41,567 --> 00:41:42,800 WHO CARES? 1145 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:44,500 - LIFE IS PAIN. 1146 00:41:48,233 --> 00:41:50,267 - * DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY * 1147 00:41:50,367 --> 00:41:52,433 * FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA, LA, LA * 1148 00:41:52,533 --> 00:41:54,067 * 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY 1149 00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:55,333 - WHAT IS THAT RACKET? 1150 00:41:55,433 --> 00:41:58,633 WHAT ARE YOU ALL SO HAPPY ABOUT? 1151 00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:02,267 - * FA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA, LA, LA * 1152 00:42:03,767 --> 00:42:04,833 - WOW. 1153 00:42:04,933 --> 00:42:06,167 VICKY'S RIGHT. 1154 00:42:06,267 --> 00:42:08,200 WHY ARE WE SO HAPPY? 1155 00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:09,233 LET'S GO. 1156 00:42:10,667 --> 00:42:11,933 - HEY, NO, GUYS. 1157 00:42:12,067 --> 00:42:13,067 WAIT. WHERE YOU GOING? 1158 00:42:13,133 --> 00:42:14,533 DON'T LEAVE. 1159 00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,500 I SUDDENLY FEEL GREAT! 1160 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,500 * DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY * 1161 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,867 * FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA, LA, LA * 1162 00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:25,200 - [gasps] 1163 00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:26,433 - THERE. 1164 00:42:26,533 --> 00:42:28,533 THE BRIDGE OF BADNESS. 1165 00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:29,900 WE HAVE TO CROSS IT. 1166 00:42:30,067 --> 00:42:31,567 - WE'LL GO CHECK IT OUT. 1167 00:42:31,667 --> 00:42:34,700 - HEY, GUYS, BE CAREFUL. 1168 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,333 - THERE'S NO WAY THIS BRIDGE WILL HOLD US. 1169 00:42:36,433 --> 00:42:39,267 THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY. 1170 00:42:39,367 --> 00:42:41,867 - THIS BRIDGE IS DEFINITELY NOT UP TO BUILDING CODE. 1171 00:42:43,933 --> 00:42:46,367 - THERE IS NO OTHER WAY. IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS EVE. 1172 00:42:46,467 --> 00:42:47,933 IF I DON'T GET MY NAME OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST 1173 00:42:48,067 --> 00:42:49,600 IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS, CHRISTMAS IS RUINED. 1174 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:52,833 - WELL, MAYBE THEY CAN MOVE IT A DAY. 1175 00:42:52,933 --> 00:42:54,400 - LOOK. 1176 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:56,200 I'LL JUST GO FIRST TO MAKE SURE IT'S SAFE. 1177 00:42:56,300 --> 00:43:00,067 - USE AN ELF AS A TEST DUMMY. 1178 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:04,600 [wood cracks] 1179 00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:06,300 [all yelp] 1180 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,133 - [gasps] - [gasps] 1181 00:43:11,233 --> 00:43:12,633 - [whimpers] - [gasps] 1182 00:43:12,733 --> 00:43:14,933 - LAVA? - EGGNOG. 1183 00:43:15,067 --> 00:43:16,233 - I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THE SOURCE 1184 00:43:16,333 --> 00:43:17,600 OF THAT CULINARY ABOMINATION WAS. 1185 00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:19,767 - I'M GOING IN. 1186 00:43:23,533 --> 00:43:25,167 - TIMMY! 1187 00:43:25,267 --> 00:43:26,633 - OH, CAREFUL. 1188 00:43:26,733 --> 00:43:27,800 - YOU CAN DO IT, TIMMY. 1189 00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:31,133 - EASY. 1190 00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:32,467 EASY. 1191 00:43:32,567 --> 00:43:34,100 - OH, CAREFUL. 1192 00:43:38,267 --> 00:43:39,167 [wood cracks] 1193 00:43:39,267 --> 00:43:41,067 [all gasp] 1194 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:43,400 - [hums heroic tune] 1195 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:44,900 - TIMMY! - [grunts] 1196 00:43:45,067 --> 00:43:46,567 - WAY TO GO, POOF. 1197 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,300 - TA-DA! - YEAH, POOF! 1198 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,967 - [sighs] 1199 00:43:50,067 --> 00:43:51,433 - WHOA, THANKS, POOF. - [giggles] 1200 00:43:51,533 --> 00:43:53,700 - I'M COMING WITH YOU. 1201 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,600 - I DON'T THINK THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA. 1202 00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:57,067 - I DON'T THINK WE HAVE A CHOICE. 1203 00:43:57,133 --> 00:43:58,367 LOOK! - GET THEM! 1204 00:43:58,467 --> 00:44:00,100 - GET THEM. - KILL THEM! 1205 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,733 - GET THEM! - OH, NO! 1206 00:44:01,833 --> 00:44:03,400 - RUN! 1207 00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:04,633 - HURRY! HURRY, HURRY, HURRY! 1208 00:44:04,733 --> 00:44:06,067 - COME ON, COSMO. LET'S GO. 1209 00:44:06,167 --> 00:44:07,433 WE'LL SAVE THEM. 1210 00:44:07,533 --> 00:44:09,067 - WHOA! 1211 00:44:09,167 --> 00:44:10,300 [all grumbling] 1212 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,667 - [whimpers] 1213 00:44:11,767 --> 00:44:13,600 - COME ON, GUYS! - OOH. 1214 00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:15,767 - WE'LL STAY BACK AND HOLD THEM OFF. 1215 00:44:15,867 --> 00:44:17,267 - YEAH. WAIT. WHAT? 1216 00:44:17,367 --> 00:44:19,133 - COME ON. 1217 00:44:19,233 --> 00:44:20,433 - [grunts] - WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 1218 00:44:20,533 --> 00:44:22,267 - [grunts] - GET THEM! 1219 00:44:22,367 --> 00:44:23,733 - RIGHT THERE. 1220 00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:25,800 - YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY! 1221 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:27,467 - [groaning] 1222 00:44:27,567 --> 00:44:28,600 - COME ON. 1223 00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:29,900 DON'T LOOK DOWN, WANDA. 1224 00:44:30,067 --> 00:44:31,933 - UH, I THINK WE FORGOT SOMETHING 1225 00:44:32,067 --> 00:44:33,467 IN TIMMY'S POCKET. 1226 00:44:33,567 --> 00:44:34,500 [grunts] 1227 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:35,600 - YOU'RE NOT LEAVING. 1228 00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:37,333 YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM ME. 1229 00:44:37,433 --> 00:44:38,433 THESE ARE OUR WOODS. 1230 00:44:38,533 --> 00:44:40,833 - GUYS, HURRY! - [gasps] 1231 00:44:40,933 --> 00:44:42,067 OH! 1232 00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:43,500 [whimpers] 1233 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,100 - WHOA. 1234 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,400 - WAIT A SECOND. 1235 00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,300 YOU GUYS WAIT. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 1236 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:50,300 I'M GONNA STOP YOU. 1237 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,367 I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS. 1238 00:44:53,367 --> 00:44:55,067 - [screams] 1239 00:44:57,767 --> 00:44:59,100 - [sighs] - HOLD ON, TURNER. 1240 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,900 DON'T YOU LET GO OF... 1241 00:45:01,067 --> 00:45:02,533 OH, HUH. 1242 00:45:02,633 --> 00:45:04,067 [humming] 1243 00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:05,333 - MR. CROCKER, HURRY! 1244 00:45:05,433 --> 00:45:07,700 - I JUST NEED TO TIE MY SHOE. 1245 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,467 I TAKE PERSONAL SAFETY VERY SERIOUSLY. 1246 00:45:10,567 --> 00:45:11,467 - WHAT? 1247 00:45:11,567 --> 00:45:14,500 - [cackling] 1248 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,867 - [yells] 1249 00:45:16,967 --> 00:45:17,867 [grunts] 1250 00:45:17,967 --> 00:45:19,867 [whines] 1251 00:45:21,167 --> 00:45:22,067 [wood cracks] 1252 00:45:22,167 --> 00:45:23,467 - OH! 1253 00:45:23,567 --> 00:45:27,200 - [cackling] 1254 00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:28,300 [both grunt] 1255 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,500 - TURNER, 1256 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,900 YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THE GLASSES, 1257 00:45:32,067 --> 00:45:34,167 BUT THERE'S ONE MORE SECRET. 1258 00:45:36,433 --> 00:45:38,400 I DYE MY HAIR. 1259 00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,233 [sobbing] I'M A REDHEAD. 1260 00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:41,533 - HANG ON. 1261 00:45:41,633 --> 00:45:42,833 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1262 00:45:42,933 --> 00:45:44,067 - HOLD ON! 1263 00:45:44,133 --> 00:45:45,367 - I GOT YOU. 1264 00:45:47,567 --> 00:45:49,400 WHOA! 1265 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:50,400 - TIMMY! 1266 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:51,500 NO! 1267 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,667 fairies: TIMMY! 1268 00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:56,067 - HE'S GONE! 1269 00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:57,500 - THIS IS TERRIBLE. 1270 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,700 HE WAS THE BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD. 1271 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,900 - AT LEAST HE TRIED. 1272 00:46:03,067 --> 00:46:05,767 - HE GAVE HIS ALL TO SAVE CHRISTMAS. 1273 00:46:05,867 --> 00:46:08,300 - I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE TURNER FALL OFF A CLIFF, 1274 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,800 AND NOW I FIND IT STRANGELY UNSATISFYING. 1275 00:46:16,733 --> 00:46:17,633 - [grunts] 1276 00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:19,767 - [gasps] 1277 00:46:19,867 --> 00:46:20,867 - [grunts] 1278 00:46:20,967 --> 00:46:21,933 [all gasp] 1279 00:46:22,067 --> 00:46:24,100 - TIMMY! - TIMMY! 1280 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,367 YOU MADE IT. 1281 00:46:25,467 --> 00:46:27,433 - [grunts] 1282 00:46:27,533 --> 00:46:29,367 - WHOO-HOO! 1283 00:46:29,467 --> 00:46:30,367 - BUT HOW? 1284 00:46:30,467 --> 00:46:31,633 - SANTA'S RIGHT. 1285 00:46:31,733 --> 00:46:32,933 THERE'S NOT A BAD SPOT 1286 00:46:33,067 --> 00:46:34,533 THAT A CANDY CANE OR TWO CAN'T FIX. 1287 00:46:34,633 --> 00:46:37,467 - AH, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, TIMMY. 1288 00:46:37,567 --> 00:46:39,067 BY THE WAY, YOU OWE ME $3. 1289 00:46:39,167 --> 00:46:40,800 both: COSMO! 1290 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:45,333 - I DIDN'T THINK I'D EVER SEE YOU AGAIN. 1291 00:46:50,167 --> 00:46:51,067 WELL, 1292 00:46:51,167 --> 00:46:52,700 LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT. 1293 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:53,867 - [gasps] 1294 00:46:53,967 --> 00:46:56,233 AH. 1295 00:46:59,067 --> 00:47:01,067 - [gasps] 1296 00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:02,467 - THE HOME 1297 00:47:02,567 --> 00:47:05,533 OF ELMER THE ELDER ELF, 1298 00:47:05,633 --> 00:47:08,767 KEEPER OF THE NAUGHTY LIST. 1299 00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:10,200 - WHOA. 1300 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:12,833 - OH! 1301 00:47:12,933 --> 00:47:14,433 [babbles] 1302 00:47:14,533 --> 00:47:16,700 - [whimpers] 1303 00:47:19,967 --> 00:47:21,200 - WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 1304 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,633 - HE SEEMS LIKE A VERY FRIENDLY GUY. 1305 00:47:29,733 --> 00:47:31,367 - TOTALLY. 1306 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,833 - [grunts] 1307 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,500 - HUH? 1308 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,767 - [whimpers] 1309 00:47:38,867 --> 00:47:40,467 - WELL, HERE IT GOES. 1310 00:47:40,567 --> 00:47:43,067 [echoing knocks] 1311 00:47:44,767 --> 00:47:45,833 - OH, THAT'S IT. 1312 00:47:45,933 --> 00:47:47,367 NO ONE'S HOME. WE-- 1313 00:47:47,467 --> 00:47:49,067 [all scream] 1314 00:47:55,733 --> 00:47:57,267 - [coughs] 1315 00:47:57,367 --> 00:47:59,467 - UH, DID WE JUST LAND IN PARIS? 1316 00:47:59,567 --> 00:48:02,067 - [babbles] 1317 00:48:02,167 --> 00:48:03,867 - WONDER WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT. 1318 00:48:03,967 --> 00:48:05,067 - [grunts] 1319 00:48:05,133 --> 00:48:06,233 TOOTHPICKS. 1320 00:48:06,333 --> 00:48:07,867 HUH. MM-MM-MM. 1321 00:48:07,967 --> 00:48:08,967 MM-HMM. 1322 00:48:16,267 --> 00:48:18,367 - YOU THINK HE KNOWS WE'RE HERE? 1323 00:48:18,467 --> 00:48:20,567 - COME FORWARD, TIMMY TURNER. 1324 00:48:20,667 --> 00:48:21,867 HOW DOES HE KNOW MY NAME? 1325 00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:24,100 - HE SEES ALL. 1326 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,433 - HE KNOWS ALL. 1327 00:48:26,533 --> 00:48:29,567 - DOES HE KNOW WHY WANDA'S CUPCAKES ARE SO DRY? 1328 00:48:29,667 --> 00:48:32,067 - SHE FORGET TO ADD THE EGGS. 1329 00:48:32,133 --> 00:48:34,200 - HE'S RIGHT! 1330 00:48:38,167 --> 00:48:39,567 - COME NO FURTHER. 1331 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:40,600 [all gasp] 1332 00:48:43,667 --> 00:48:44,767 - UH... 1333 00:48:44,867 --> 00:48:46,367 MR. ELMER? 1334 00:48:46,467 --> 00:48:48,167 WE WERE WONDERING IF WE COULD GET A MINUTE OF-- 1335 00:48:48,267 --> 00:48:49,533 - THAT'S FAR ENOUGH. 1336 00:48:49,633 --> 00:48:51,267 HOW DARE YOU ENTER THE REALM 1337 00:48:51,367 --> 00:48:53,500 OF ELMER THE ELDER ELF? 1338 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,167 I SEE ALL, I KNOW ALL, 1339 00:48:55,267 --> 00:48:56,500 AND FOR CENTURIES, I HAVE DECIDED 1340 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,200 WHO'S NAUGHTY AND WHO'S NICE. 1341 00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:01,333 SOMETIMES I EVEN DECIDE WHO'S JUST DOWNRIGHT ANNOYING. 1342 00:49:01,433 --> 00:49:03,967 SPEAKING OF WHICH, 1343 00:49:04,067 --> 00:49:07,900 HOW ARE YOU, DENZEL CROCKER? 1344 00:49:08,067 --> 00:49:10,100 - UH, FINE? 1345 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,100 - BLAMING YOUR FARTS ON YOUR FRIENDS. 1346 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,133 MM, MM, MM. 1347 00:49:13,233 --> 00:49:14,567 [sniffs] [groans] 1348 00:49:14,667 --> 00:49:16,333 NAUGHTY LIST. 1349 00:49:18,067 --> 00:49:19,733 YOU KNOW, 1350 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:21,900 IT'S NOT SANTA WHO DOES ALL THAT SEEING. 1351 00:49:22,067 --> 00:49:24,133 I KNOW WHO'S SLEEPING AND WHO'S AWAKE. 1352 00:49:24,233 --> 00:49:26,500 THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S ME. 1353 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,167 NOW, WHY ARE YOU HERE? 1354 00:49:28,267 --> 00:49:29,167 - UH, 1355 00:49:29,267 --> 00:49:30,600 I'M SORRY, ELMER, 1356 00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:32,267 BUT WE HAD TO COME. 1357 00:49:32,367 --> 00:49:33,567 IT SEEMS THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE. 1358 00:49:33,667 --> 00:49:35,333 I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, 1359 00:49:35,433 --> 00:49:37,333 BUT I'M ON THE NAUGHTY LIST. 1360 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:38,767 - SO AM I. 1361 00:49:38,867 --> 00:49:41,833 I DON'T-- IT'S A TYPO OR-- 1362 00:49:41,933 --> 00:49:43,400 - AND I HAVE TO GET MY NAME OFF 1363 00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:45,267 SO I CAN FILL IN FOR SANTA AND SAVE CHRISTMAS. 1364 00:49:45,367 --> 00:49:46,567 - LIKE I DON'T KNOW THIS? 1365 00:49:46,667 --> 00:49:47,833 - OH. 1366 00:49:47,933 --> 00:49:49,800 OF COURSE. SORRY. 1367 00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:51,500 WELL, IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN GET MY NAME OFF? 1368 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,567 I'LL DO ANYTHING. 1369 00:49:52,667 --> 00:49:54,067 - I'LL DO MOSTLY ANYTHING. 1370 00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:56,133 - THERE'S ONE WAY TO REMOVE YOUR NAME 1371 00:49:56,233 --> 00:49:58,967 FROM THE NAUGHTY LIST. 1372 00:49:59,067 --> 00:50:01,133 YOU MUST SLAY THE DEADLY WINTER DRAGON. 1373 00:50:01,233 --> 00:50:02,133 - [whimpers] 1374 00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:04,300 - [gasps] 1375 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,300 - HA! 1376 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,300 I WAS JUST KIDDING. 1377 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:07,567 THERE IS NO WINTER DRAGON. 1378 00:50:07,667 --> 00:50:08,967 I WAS JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 1379 00:50:09,067 --> 00:50:10,567 BOY, DID YOU LOOK SURPRISED. 1380 00:50:10,667 --> 00:50:12,600 [laughter] - OH, YEAH. 1381 00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:14,467 - ELMER, SIR, 1382 00:50:14,567 --> 00:50:16,600 UH, IS THERE ANY WAY THAT YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HELP US OUT? 1383 00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:18,833 WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. - TIME? 1384 00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:20,800 TIME IS ALL I HAVE DOWN HERE. 1385 00:50:20,900 --> 00:50:22,467 WHY, I'VE BEEN BUILDING ONE SCULPTURE 1386 00:50:22,567 --> 00:50:24,633 OF THE EIFFEL TOWER OUT OF TOOTHPICKS 1387 00:50:24,733 --> 00:50:26,067 FOR 78 YEARS. 1388 00:50:26,167 --> 00:50:27,967 I FINALLY FINISHED IT THIS MORNING. 1389 00:50:28,067 --> 00:50:29,167 WANT TO SEE IT? COME ON. 1390 00:50:29,267 --> 00:50:30,733 - UH, NO, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOOD. 1391 00:50:30,833 --> 00:50:32,267 WE'RE KIND OF ON A SCHEDULE. WE GOT TO-- 1392 00:50:32,367 --> 00:50:33,400 - I'D LOVE TO SEE IT. 1393 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:35,467 - WOOD, ICK. - OOH. MEH. 1394 00:50:35,567 --> 00:50:37,567 - MR. ELMER, WHY AM I ON THE NAUGHTY LIST? 1395 00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:39,733 I'VE BEEN GRANTING WISHES AND MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY. 1396 00:50:39,833 --> 00:50:42,400 - YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING, TIMMY. 1397 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:44,633 YOUR FAIRIES BEEN DOING ALL THE WORK. 1398 00:50:44,733 --> 00:50:46,567 AND EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T BEEN MAKING WISHES 1399 00:50:46,667 --> 00:50:48,100 FOR YOURSELF ANYMORE, 1400 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,767 YOU STILL GO ABOUT MAKING WISHES WITH RECKLESSNESS 1401 00:50:50,867 --> 00:50:53,167 AND WITHOUT THINKING OF THE CONSEQUENCES. 1402 00:50:53,267 --> 00:50:54,300 - OOH. 1403 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,200 [babbles] 1404 00:50:59,533 --> 00:51:00,500 - [screams] 1405 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,233 [speaking Spanish] 1406 00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:04,567 [engine rumbles] 1407 00:51:04,667 --> 00:51:05,833 - [screams] 1408 00:51:05,933 --> 00:51:09,067 - OH, THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK. 1409 00:51:09,133 --> 00:51:10,233 - WHOOPS. 1410 00:51:13,833 --> 00:51:16,633 [laughter] 1411 00:51:16,733 --> 00:51:18,533 - [speaking Japanese] 1412 00:51:18,633 --> 00:51:20,067 [dinosaur roaring] 1413 00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:21,667 - OH, NO, LOOK OUT! 1414 00:51:25,667 --> 00:51:27,067 - YEESH. 1415 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:29,833 - OH, AND TO TOP IT OFF, YOU-- 1416 00:51:29,933 --> 00:51:31,967 OH, LET ME SEE. OH, HERE IT IS. 1417 00:51:32,067 --> 00:51:34,300 TRYING TO SHOW OFF, YOU KNOCKED OUT SANTA 1418 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,700 AND ENDANGERED CHRISTMAS FOR BILLIONS OF PEOPLE. 1419 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,967 - GUYS, W-WHAT'S GOING ON? 1420 00:51:39,067 --> 00:51:41,067 - OH! - OH, SANTA. 1421 00:51:41,167 --> 00:51:42,200 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 1422 00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:44,467 - WAS IT, TIMMY? 1423 00:51:44,567 --> 00:51:45,867 - UH-OH. 1424 00:51:45,967 --> 00:51:48,300 - WELL... 1425 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:52,067 NO, IT WAS MORE ME BEING STUPID THAN AN ACCIDENT. 1426 00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:53,367 I WAS TRYING TO SHOW OFF. 1427 00:51:53,467 --> 00:51:55,367 I-- 1428 00:51:55,467 --> 00:51:56,633 I GUESS I WASN'T THINKING. 1429 00:51:56,733 --> 00:51:58,067 - EXACTLY MY POINT. 1430 00:51:58,167 --> 00:52:00,233 HERE'S A LITTLE PEARL OF WISDOM FOR YOU. 1431 00:52:00,333 --> 00:52:01,467 WITH MAGICAL POWERS COME-- 1432 00:52:01,567 --> 00:52:03,900 - I KNOW-- GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. 1433 00:52:04,067 --> 00:52:05,533 - I WAS GOING TO SAY, "A LOT OF PROBLEMS," 1434 00:52:05,633 --> 00:52:06,767 BUT THAT WORKS TOO. 1435 00:52:06,867 --> 00:52:08,900 - ENOUGH OF THIS FORTUNE COOKIE NONSENSE. 1436 00:52:09,067 --> 00:52:10,100 WHAT ABOUT ME? 1437 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,733 HOW DO I GET OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST? 1438 00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:12,933 - YOU HAVE TO BE NICE. 1439 00:52:13,067 --> 00:52:15,433 - I'M OUT. LET'S GO. 1440 00:52:15,533 --> 00:52:17,233 - THAT'S RIGHT. BEGONE WITH YOU ALL. 1441 00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:19,767 YOU'RE WASTING ELMER'S VALUABLE TIME. 1442 00:52:19,867 --> 00:52:21,200 YOU'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST, 1443 00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:23,433 AND YOU SHALL ALWAYS BE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST. 1444 00:52:23,533 --> 00:52:25,933 THIS I KNOW BECAUSE I AM ELMER, 1445 00:52:26,067 --> 00:52:27,800 AND ELMER SEES ALL. 1446 00:52:27,900 --> 00:52:32,933 SEES ALL, SEES ALL, SEES ALL, 1447 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:36,600 SEES ALL, SEES ALL. 1448 00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:38,167 - [gulps] 1449 00:52:39,633 --> 00:52:42,400 - UH, WE CAN STILL SEE YOU BACK THERE. 1450 00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:44,967 - OH. 1451 00:52:45,067 --> 00:52:47,733 - LOOKS LIKE WE'RE TOO LATE. 1452 00:52:49,533 --> 00:52:50,600 SORRY, GUYS. 1453 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:52,367 - OH, IT'S NOT SO BAD, TURNER. 1454 00:52:52,467 --> 00:52:53,967 I'VE BEEN ON THE NAUGHTY LIST ALL MY LIFE, 1455 00:52:54,067 --> 00:52:55,067 AND LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT. 1456 00:52:55,167 --> 00:52:56,733 [grunts] 1457 00:52:59,900 --> 00:53:02,833 - [sighs] 1458 00:53:02,933 --> 00:53:04,133 YOU DID YOUR BEST, TIMMY. 1459 00:53:04,233 --> 00:53:05,500 THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO. 1460 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,500 I'M PROUD OF YOU. 1461 00:53:08,933 --> 00:53:10,300 [smooches] 1462 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,300 - I'M PROUD OF YOU TOO, TIMMY. 1463 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,300 [smooches] 1464 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:16,600 MWAH! 1465 00:53:16,700 --> 00:53:17,767 NOT TO RUIN THE MOMENT, 1466 00:53:17,867 --> 00:53:18,933 BUT YOU NEED TO SHAVE. 1467 00:53:19,067 --> 00:53:21,600 - [giggles] 1468 00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:22,600 - [sighs] 1469 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:24,067 DINGLE, CAROL, 1470 00:53:24,133 --> 00:53:25,633 IT LOOKS LIKE I FAILED. 1471 00:53:25,733 --> 00:53:28,967 AND CHRISTMAS IS RUINED, AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 1472 00:53:29,067 --> 00:53:30,767 SORRY, EVERYONE. 1473 00:53:30,867 --> 00:53:32,467 - SILENCE! 1474 00:53:32,567 --> 00:53:34,600 I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT HERMIT SAID. 1475 00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:36,800 TIMMY TURNER MAY BE THE BOY VERSION OF GOUT, 1476 00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:38,467 BUT HE SAVED MY LIFE, 1477 00:53:38,567 --> 00:53:39,933 THE LIVES OF THOSE FAIRIES, 1478 00:53:40,067 --> 00:53:42,533 AND THE LIVES OF THOSE STUPID LITTLE ELVES. 1479 00:53:42,633 --> 00:53:44,267 [grunts] 1480 00:53:44,367 --> 00:53:46,333 JUST--UGH. 1481 00:53:48,067 --> 00:53:50,067 THAT GUY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 1482 00:53:50,133 --> 00:53:51,867 YOU RISKED YOUR LIFE 1483 00:53:51,967 --> 00:53:54,167 ALL IN THE NAME OF SAVING CHRISTMAS. 1484 00:53:54,267 --> 00:53:55,467 YOU'D NEVER SEE THE LIKES OF ME 1485 00:53:55,567 --> 00:53:57,867 WASTING MY TIME LIKE THAT. 1486 00:53:57,967 --> 00:54:00,733 BUT YOU, 1487 00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:01,933 YOU TRIED. 1488 00:54:06,133 --> 00:54:08,267 - WHOO-HOO! 1489 00:54:08,367 --> 00:54:11,233 - YOU'RE OKAY, TURNER. 1490 00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:12,267 - THANKS, MR. CROCKER. 1491 00:54:12,367 --> 00:54:14,067 - PLEASE, CALL ME MR. CROCKER. 1492 00:54:14,167 --> 00:54:16,100 LET'S GO. - WAIT. 1493 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,867 - [gasps] - [gasps] 1494 00:54:17,967 --> 00:54:19,767 - I KNOW IT SOUNDS INSANE, 1495 00:54:19,867 --> 00:54:22,067 BUT CROCKER MAKES A COMPELLING CASE. 1496 00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:25,167 MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE FACT THAT TIMMY TURNER'S KINDNESS 1497 00:54:25,267 --> 00:54:27,833 WAS ABLE TO TOUCH CROCKER'S SHRIVELED HEART SPEAKS VOLUMES. 1498 00:54:27,933 --> 00:54:30,767 - A SIMPLE "CROCKER MAKES A GOOD POINT" 1499 00:54:30,867 --> 00:54:33,067 WOULD'VE BEEN FINE. 1500 00:54:33,167 --> 00:54:35,367 - TIMMY, 1501 00:54:35,467 --> 00:54:39,167 A BOY WHO CAN CHANGE HEARTS WITH HIS GOOD DEEDS 1502 00:54:39,267 --> 00:54:42,400 IS A MAN THAT CAN MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. 1503 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:44,333 WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 1504 00:54:44,433 --> 00:54:46,067 - WHOO-HOO! 1505 00:54:46,133 --> 00:54:47,200 - GIVE ME THAT. 1506 00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:53,267 IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE I HEREBY DECREE 1507 00:54:53,367 --> 00:54:55,533 TIMMY TURNER IS OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST! 1508 00:54:55,633 --> 00:54:57,500 [all cheering] 1509 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:58,533 - UP TOP. 1510 00:54:58,633 --> 00:55:00,067 TOP SHELF, ANYONE? NO. 1511 00:55:00,167 --> 00:55:01,733 - CONGRATULATIONS, TIMMY. 1512 00:55:01,833 --> 00:55:03,900 - I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, TIMMY. 1513 00:55:04,067 --> 00:55:05,900 both: YAY! 1514 00:55:06,067 --> 00:55:07,500 - THANKS, MR. ELMER. 1515 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:11,333 - GREAT, BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET BACK IN TIME? 1516 00:55:11,433 --> 00:55:12,600 - OH, YEAH. 1517 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,133 IT TOOK US FOREVER TO GET HERE. 1518 00:55:14,233 --> 00:55:15,500 - YOU CAN BORROW MY RIDE. 1519 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,067 LET'S GO. 1520 00:55:21,567 --> 00:55:23,167 HOP ON. 1521 00:55:23,267 --> 00:55:24,433 - WHOO! - WHOO! 1522 00:55:24,533 --> 00:55:28,167 - [giggles] 1523 00:55:28,267 --> 00:55:30,467 - THERE'S COMPLIMENTARY ELMER THE ELDER ELF BARF BAGS. 1524 00:55:30,567 --> 00:55:32,267 - BARF BAGS? 1525 00:55:32,367 --> 00:55:33,667 WHY WOULD WE NEED-- 1526 00:55:33,767 --> 00:55:36,633 [all scream] 1527 00:55:36,733 --> 00:55:39,067 - NICE PEOPLE. 1528 00:55:44,333 --> 00:55:46,800 WHO BROKE MY EIFFEL TOWER? 1529 00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:48,667 - WHOA! 1530 00:55:58,067 --> 00:55:59,333 - IT'S A PUPPY DOG. 1531 00:55:59,433 --> 00:56:01,067 AND FOR YOU, LITTLE GIRL... 1532 00:56:02,933 --> 00:56:05,167 IT'S A CHOO-CHOO TRAIN. 1533 00:56:05,267 --> 00:56:06,500 - OY VEY. 1534 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,667 [horn honks] 1535 00:56:07,767 --> 00:56:10,800 - WHOA! 1536 00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:12,667 [all grunt] 1537 00:56:12,767 --> 00:56:13,933 - LET'S ROCK THIS CHRISTMAS. 1538 00:56:16,067 --> 00:56:17,600 LET'S GO! 1539 00:56:19,467 --> 00:56:20,533 - [grunts] 1540 00:56:23,567 --> 00:56:24,967 - GUESS WHAT, GUYS. 1541 00:56:25,067 --> 00:56:26,333 I'M OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST! 1542 00:56:26,433 --> 00:56:29,133 [all cheering] 1543 00:56:29,233 --> 00:56:30,133 - COME ON. 1544 00:56:30,233 --> 00:56:31,867 WE'VE GOT A JOB TO DO. 1545 00:56:31,967 --> 00:56:34,867 [upbeat jazzy music] 1546 00:56:34,967 --> 00:56:42,900 * 1547 00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:50,600 [electricity crackling] 1548 00:56:53,167 --> 00:56:54,400 [all cheering] 1549 00:56:59,067 --> 00:57:00,967 LET'S SLAP SOME EYES ON THOSE TEDDY BEARS, PEOPLE. 1550 00:57:01,067 --> 00:57:02,967 - WE GOT TO GET THAT GIFT-O-WRAPPER UP AND RUNNING. 1551 00:57:03,067 --> 00:57:03,967 YOU, DECK THOSE HALLS. 1552 00:57:04,067 --> 00:57:05,367 YOU, STUFF THOSE STOCKINGS. 1553 00:57:05,467 --> 00:57:07,133 HEY, SOMEBODY GET THOSE ROBOTS 1554 00:57:07,233 --> 00:57:10,067 BEFORE THEY WALK INTO THE FIREPLACE. 1555 00:57:10,167 --> 00:57:11,700 - OUT OF THE WAY, CITIZENS! 1556 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,067 I'M HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! 1557 00:57:14,167 --> 00:57:15,800 crash! 1558 00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:17,300 - OH, LOOK AT OUR TIMMY. 1559 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,067 HE IS SANTA CLAUS. 1560 00:57:19,133 --> 00:57:20,067 - OOH, SANTA, 1561 00:57:20,167 --> 00:57:22,467 CAN I HAVE A WENDY WEE-WEE DOLL? 1562 00:57:22,567 --> 00:57:24,233 - WE ONLY HAVE A HOUR LEFT BEFORE MIDNIGHT, 1563 00:57:24,333 --> 00:57:25,567 AND SINCE THE POWER'S BEEN OFF, 1564 00:57:25,667 --> 00:57:26,733 WE'RE WAY BEHIND. 1565 00:57:26,833 --> 00:57:27,867 - AND THE GLOOM IS SO THICK, 1566 00:57:27,967 --> 00:57:29,433 IT'S GONNA BE IMPOSSIBLE 1567 00:57:29,533 --> 00:57:31,133 TO GET SANTA'S SLEIGH OUT OF THE NORTH POLE. 1568 00:57:31,233 --> 00:57:34,133 [calm ukulele music] 1569 00:57:34,233 --> 00:57:35,800 * 1570 00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:36,833 - ALOHA. 1571 00:57:39,300 --> 00:57:40,533 - I GET IT. 1572 00:57:40,633 --> 00:57:41,733 WE'VE GOT OUR WORK CUT OUT FOR US, 1573 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,300 BUT I'VE LEARNED 1574 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,867 THAT WITHOUT WANDS, WE CAN STILL MAKE MAGIC HAPPEN. 1575 00:57:45,967 --> 00:57:46,867 - WE CAN? 1576 00:57:46,967 --> 00:57:48,100 TAKE THAT, WAND. 1577 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,433 - COSMO, IT WAS A METAPHOR! 1578 00:57:50,533 --> 00:57:51,433 - WHOOPS! 1579 00:57:51,533 --> 00:57:53,600 I'M SORRY, WAND. 1580 00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:55,367 - TIMMY, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1581 00:57:55,467 --> 00:57:58,233 IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHER, WE CAN DO THIS. 1582 00:57:58,333 --> 00:57:59,233 WHO'S WITH US? 1583 00:57:59,333 --> 00:58:01,933 elves: WE ARE! 1584 00:58:02,067 --> 00:58:02,933 - CAN I HELP? 1585 00:58:03,067 --> 00:58:04,533 ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM SANTA. 1586 00:58:04,633 --> 00:58:06,067 HE THINKS HE'S IN THE RODEO. 1587 00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:09,067 - YEE-HAW! - TOO LATE. 1588 00:58:09,100 --> 00:58:10,833 crash! 1589 00:58:10,933 --> 00:58:13,133 - IF WE CAN GET THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT GENERATOR RUNNING, 1590 00:58:13,233 --> 00:58:15,133 WE MAY BE ABLE TO PUNCH A HOLE THROUGH THE GLOOM 1591 00:58:15,233 --> 00:58:16,867 BIG ENOUGH TO FLY OUT. 1592 00:58:16,967 --> 00:58:18,933 - THEN THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE. 1593 00:58:19,067 --> 00:58:20,800 LET'S SHOW THEM WHAT SANTA'S WORKSHOP CAN DO. 1594 00:58:20,900 --> 00:58:22,800 - ALL RIGHT! 1595 00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:24,067 - PROPELLERS ON THE AIRPLANES. 1596 00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:26,300 - [laughs] 1597 00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:27,833 YAY! 1598 00:58:27,933 --> 00:58:29,800 - EYES ON THE DOLLS. - [babbles] 1599 00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:31,367 - * YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 1600 00:58:31,467 --> 00:58:32,867 * YOU BETTER NOT CRY 1601 00:58:32,967 --> 00:58:33,867 - GO! GO! GO! 1602 00:58:33,967 --> 00:58:35,167 - * BETTER NOT POUT 1603 00:58:35,267 --> 00:58:37,467 * I'M TELLING YOU WHY 1604 00:58:37,567 --> 00:58:38,667 - FILL UP THE BAG! 1605 00:58:38,767 --> 00:58:40,500 [jack-in-the-box music] 1606 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,700 CHECK YOUR STOCKINGS! 1607 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,933 * 1608 00:58:44,067 --> 00:58:45,300 - [sighs] 1609 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,500 [groans] 1610 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,700 - CHECK YOUR UNDERWEAR. 1611 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,533 - * HE'S MAKING A LIST 1612 00:58:53,633 --> 00:58:55,533 * HE'S CHECKING IT TWICE 1613 00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:57,967 - MADE THAT IN HIGH SCHOOL. 1614 00:58:58,067 --> 00:58:59,833 - THIS IS FUN. 1615 00:59:00,067 --> 00:59:03,600 - * SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN * 1616 00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:06,867 * SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN * 1617 00:59:06,967 --> 00:59:08,833 - BASKETBALL, CLEARLY. 1618 00:59:08,933 --> 00:59:13,733 - * SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN * 1619 00:59:13,833 --> 00:59:17,767 * HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING * 1620 00:59:17,867 --> 00:59:21,567 * HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE 1621 00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:25,100 * HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD * 1622 00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,567 [all cheering] 1623 00:59:27,667 --> 00:59:28,933 * OH 1624 00:59:29,067 --> 00:59:30,767 * YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 1625 00:59:30,867 --> 00:59:32,567 * YOU BETTER NOT CRY 1626 00:59:32,667 --> 00:59:34,167 * YOU BETTER NOT POUT 1627 00:59:34,267 --> 00:59:36,900 * I'M TELLING YOU WHY 1628 00:59:37,067 --> 00:59:40,533 * SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN * 1629 00:59:40,633 --> 00:59:43,900 * SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN * 1630 00:59:44,067 --> 00:59:49,200 * SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN * 1631 00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:50,867 - WELL DONE, EVERYONE. WE DID IT. 1632 00:59:50,967 --> 00:59:52,933 MERRY CHRISTMAS. HO, HO, HO. 1633 00:59:53,067 --> 00:59:54,433 ALL RIGHT, LET'S HOOK UP THE REINDEER 1634 00:59:54,533 --> 00:59:55,900 AND LIGHT THIS CANDLE. 1635 00:59:56,067 --> 00:59:57,833 - TIMMY, IT'S TERRIBLE! 1636 00:59:57,933 --> 00:59:59,167 THE REINDEER ARE ALL GONE. 1637 00:59:59,267 --> 01:00:01,167 - WHO WOULD DO SUCH A DIABOLICAL THING 1638 01:00:01,267 --> 01:00:02,933 LIKE LETTING THE REINDEER ESCAPE? 1639 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,900 - [slurping] 1640 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:10,900 OH, SURE. 1641 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,500 BLAME THE GUY WHO DID IT. 1642 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,067 DID I TELL YOU BLITZEN IS A BITER? 1643 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,233 - HOW ARE WE GONNA PULL SANTA'S SLEIGH WITHOUT REINDEER? 1644 01:00:23,533 --> 01:00:26,800 NOTHING CAN LEAVE ONCE THAT GLOOM SEALS US IN. 1645 01:00:34,467 --> 01:00:36,233 - DID SOMEBODY ORDER REINDEER? 1646 01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:37,567 - WHOA, AMAZING, GUYS. 1647 01:00:37,667 --> 01:00:39,167 HEY, LET'S HOOK HER UP. 1648 01:00:39,267 --> 01:00:40,233 - WE GOT TO MOVE, TIMMY. 1649 01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:41,233 LOOK. 1650 01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:43,067 THE WINDOW'S CLOSING. 1651 01:00:47,767 --> 01:00:50,367 - [chuckles] 1652 01:00:50,467 --> 01:00:51,533 [grunts] 1653 01:00:51,633 --> 01:00:53,167 OH, THIS IS FANTASTIC. 1654 01:00:53,267 --> 01:00:55,367 MOTHER NEVER LET ME RIDE UP FRONT. 1655 01:00:55,467 --> 01:00:57,567 - WHOO-HOO! 1656 01:01:00,767 --> 01:01:02,500 - IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 1657 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,767 THAT YOU'RE THE BEST TEMP SANTA WE'VE EVER HAD, TIMMY. 1658 01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,967 - WELL, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU GUYS. 1659 01:01:09,067 --> 01:01:10,400 HEY. 1660 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,800 WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN NEXT YEAR. 1661 01:01:14,267 --> 01:01:15,600 - YOU TAKE SHOTGUN, POOF. - WHOO-HOO! 1662 01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:16,600 - I'LL DRIVE THIS PUPPY. 1663 01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:18,467 - TIMMY TURNER-- 1664 01:01:18,567 --> 01:01:20,067 [clears throat] 1665 01:01:20,100 --> 01:01:21,833 TIMMY CLAUS, 1666 01:01:21,933 --> 01:01:24,133 YOU ARE CLEAR FOR TAKEOFF. 1667 01:01:24,233 --> 01:01:25,700 [elves cheering] 1668 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:26,867 - HANG ON. 1669 01:01:26,967 --> 01:01:29,267 - ON, JORGEN. ON, POOF. 1670 01:01:29,367 --> 01:01:33,367 ON, WANDA. ON, COSMO. 1671 01:01:33,467 --> 01:01:35,500 - HERE WE GO. 1672 01:01:36,700 --> 01:01:38,833 both: WHOA! 1673 01:01:38,933 --> 01:01:39,967 all: WHOA! 1674 01:01:42,133 --> 01:01:43,767 - WHOA. WHOA! 1675 01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:44,833 WHOA! 1676 01:01:44,933 --> 01:01:47,333 WHOA! - WHOO-HOO! 1677 01:01:47,433 --> 01:01:50,833 [all cheering] 1678 01:01:50,933 --> 01:01:53,100 - WHOO! - WHOA! 1679 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,367 - [laughs] 1680 01:01:54,467 --> 01:01:57,500 THAT'S HOW WE FAIRIES ROLL. 1681 01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,200 - HO, HO, HO, GUYS. 1682 01:01:59,300 --> 01:02:00,833 LET'S DO THIS THING. 1683 01:02:00,933 --> 01:02:02,733 - [grunting] 1684 01:02:02,833 --> 01:02:04,933 - [laughs] 1685 01:02:05,067 --> 01:02:06,900 WHOO! 1686 01:02:07,067 --> 01:02:09,767 - MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1687 01:02:09,867 --> 01:02:11,267 HO, HO, HO! 1688 01:02:11,367 --> 01:02:14,100 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1689 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,200 - THANK YOU, SANTA. 1690 01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:28,900 YES. 1691 01:02:29,067 --> 01:02:31,400 - YES! SANTA, YOU ROCK. 1692 01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:42,767 - [gasps] 1693 01:02:42,867 --> 01:02:44,933 both: THANK YOU, SANTA! 1694 01:02:45,067 --> 01:02:47,833 [laughter] 1695 01:02:47,933 --> 01:02:48,867 thud! 1696 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,533 - HO, HO, HO, HO, HO. 1697 01:02:59,633 --> 01:03:01,133 WHAT A DREAM I HAD. 1698 01:03:01,233 --> 01:03:03,333 HO, HO, HO. 1699 01:03:03,433 --> 01:03:05,600 HELLO, EVERYONE. 1700 01:03:05,700 --> 01:03:07,833 all: MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANTA! 1701 01:03:07,933 --> 01:03:08,833 - HO, HO, HO, HO. 1702 01:03:08,933 --> 01:03:10,833 AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU. 1703 01:03:10,933 --> 01:03:12,933 WAIT. CHRISTMAS? 1704 01:03:13,067 --> 01:03:14,633 WELL, DON'T WE STILL HAVE LOTS OF WORK TO DO? 1705 01:03:14,733 --> 01:03:16,667 - ALL DONE. 1706 01:03:16,767 --> 01:03:19,900 [all cheering] 1707 01:03:20,067 --> 01:03:21,567 - I BARELY REMEMBER. 1708 01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:23,233 I MUST BE GETTING OLD. 1709 01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,800 LET ME PUT MY SUIT ON, AND I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN. 1710 01:03:25,900 --> 01:03:27,433 [all cheering] 1711 01:03:27,533 --> 01:03:29,233 - SO IN ESSENCE, 1712 01:03:29,333 --> 01:03:31,567 IT WAS I WHO HAD SAVED EVERYONE'S LIVES 1713 01:03:31,667 --> 01:03:34,067 ON THE BRIDGE OF BADNESS. 1714 01:03:34,167 --> 01:03:35,600 - [coughs] 1715 01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:37,667 YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE THE BUTT OF A REINDEER. 1716 01:03:37,767 --> 01:03:40,167 EXCUSE ME. 1717 01:03:40,267 --> 01:03:41,267 - EH. 1718 01:03:41,367 --> 01:03:44,233 - [grunts] 1719 01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:45,300 - YES! 1720 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:46,467 [laughs] 1721 01:03:49,067 --> 01:03:49,967 - [sputters] 1722 01:03:50,067 --> 01:03:53,400 [whines] 1723 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:55,733 - SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST. 1724 01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:58,567 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T GIVE YOU A GIFT. 1725 01:03:58,667 --> 01:04:00,233 - OH. 1726 01:04:00,333 --> 01:04:01,267 HUH. 1727 01:04:07,467 --> 01:04:09,533 OH. 1728 01:04:09,633 --> 01:04:12,467 IT'S MY FIRST OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 1729 01:04:12,567 --> 01:04:15,067 [sobs] IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1730 01:04:15,167 --> 01:04:16,167 I LOVE IT. 1731 01:04:16,267 --> 01:04:17,167 [laughs] 1732 01:04:17,267 --> 01:04:19,800 THANK YOU. 1733 01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:21,633 ALL RIGHT, JUST-- CAN YOU HELP? 1734 01:04:21,733 --> 01:04:22,633 [grunts] 1735 01:04:22,733 --> 01:04:23,867 YEAH. 1736 01:04:23,967 --> 01:04:25,067 EH. 1737 01:04:27,067 --> 01:04:28,800 LOOK, I'M A NEW MAN! 1738 01:04:28,900 --> 01:04:31,500 [humming] 1739 01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:32,533 [laughs] 1740 01:04:35,733 --> 01:04:36,700 - [laughs] 1741 01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,733 - [grunts] 1742 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,733 - DENZEL CROCKER. 1743 01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:41,733 NICE TIE! 1744 01:04:41,833 --> 01:04:44,367 - AH! - HO, HO, HO! 1745 01:04:44,467 --> 01:04:45,567 - [giggles] - WHOO-HOO! 1746 01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:47,067 - [giggles] - WHOO-HOO-HOO! 1747 01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:49,067 - AND ON BEHALF OF MYSELF 1748 01:04:49,133 --> 01:04:50,633 AND ALL OF THE ELVES, 1749 01:04:50,733 --> 01:04:52,300 I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU, 1750 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,067 WANDA, COSMO, AND POOF. 1751 01:04:54,133 --> 01:04:55,467 YOU SAVED OUR LIVES 1752 01:04:55,567 --> 01:04:58,500 AND HELPED SAVE CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYONE. 1753 01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:00,533 - ALL RIGHT, CAN YOU FINALLY TELL US 1754 01:05:00,633 --> 01:05:02,600 WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN FIGHTING ABOUT? 1755 01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:04,233 - I CERTAINLY CAN. 1756 01:05:04,333 --> 01:05:05,467 2,000 YEARS AGO, 1757 01:05:05,567 --> 01:05:07,267 THE FAIRIES BORROWED OUR POWER DRILL 1758 01:05:07,367 --> 01:05:08,267 AND NEVER RETURNED IT. 1759 01:05:08,367 --> 01:05:10,533 - WE DID SO. 1760 01:05:10,633 --> 01:05:14,267 WE LEFT IT ON YOUR BACK PORCH. 1761 01:05:14,367 --> 01:05:15,600 - OH, YEAH. 1762 01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:17,600 NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, 1763 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:19,067 I DO REMEMBER THAT. 1764 01:05:19,167 --> 01:05:20,633 WHOOPS! [laughs] 1765 01:05:20,733 --> 01:05:23,200 - OH, BY THE WAY, IT WAS BROKEN WHEN WE GOT IT. 1766 01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:24,733 - [laughs] 1767 01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:26,767 THAT'S IT? - YEAH. 1768 01:05:26,867 --> 01:05:28,300 BUT IT'S ALL BETTER NOW. 1769 01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:29,967 I LOVE ELVES! 1770 01:05:30,067 --> 01:05:31,867 [giggles] 1771 01:05:31,967 --> 01:05:33,467 MWAH! 1772 01:05:33,567 --> 01:05:35,133 - AW. 1773 01:05:35,233 --> 01:05:36,567 - OH. [laughs] 1774 01:05:36,667 --> 01:05:38,633 - OH. 1775 01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:45,733 - MERRY CHRISTMAS, TOOTIE. 1776 01:05:45,833 --> 01:05:47,833 - MERRY CHRISTMAS, TIMMY. 1777 01:05:50,300 --> 01:05:51,267 - HEY. 1778 01:05:51,367 --> 01:05:52,933 IS THAT MISTLETOE? 1779 01:05:53,067 --> 01:05:54,467 - [laughs] 1780 01:05:58,967 --> 01:06:00,333 - AHEM. - HMM? 1781 01:06:00,433 --> 01:06:02,933 - GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE. 1782 01:06:03,067 --> 01:06:06,467 - NO FAIRIES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOVIE. 1783 01:06:06,567 --> 01:06:07,800 - I GOT A PAPER CUT. 1784 01:06:07,900 --> 01:06:10,833 - [giggling] 1785 01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:16,167 - OH, YES. 1786 01:06:18,533 --> 01:06:19,533 [flatulence] 1787 01:06:19,633 --> 01:06:20,700 YES! ICE CREAM! 1788 01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:22,133 OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1789 01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:30,300 - * WISHFUL THINKING'S THE WAY THAT * 1790 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:33,400 * WE GIVE PEOPLE THEIR DREAMS * 1791 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:36,133 * WISHFUL THINKING IS SOMETHING * 1792 01:06:36,233 --> 01:06:39,133 * JUST AS GREAT AS IT SEEMS * 1793 01:06:39,233 --> 01:06:41,533 - * WISHFUL THINKING SHINES BRIGHT * 1794 01:06:41,633 --> 01:06:44,800 * LIKE A MAGICAL LIGHT BEAM 1795 01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:46,567 both: * SO COME ON ALONG 1796 01:06:46,667 --> 01:06:50,300 * WE'RE SINGING A SONG ABOUT THIS MAGICAL TEAM * 1797 01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,867 - * WISHFUL THINKING'S AMAZING 1798 01:06:52,967 --> 01:06:55,833 * LIKE A BEAUTIFUL RING 1799 01:06:55,933 --> 01:06:58,700 - * WISHFUL THINKING CAN MAKE US * 1800 01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:01,967 both: * MAKE US BOTH WANT TO SING * 1801 01:07:02,067 --> 01:07:04,467 - * SO COME ON WITH ME 1802 01:07:04,567 --> 01:07:07,300 both: * AND WE CAN GO ON THIS MAGIC FLING * 1803 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:08,867 * WISHFUL THINKING'S THE WAY 1804 01:07:08,967 --> 01:07:10,200 * ANY TIME OF THE DAY 1805 01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:13,800 * CAN BE A GLORIOUS THING 1806 01:07:13,900 --> 01:07:16,633 - * WITH YOU BY MY SIDE 1807 01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:19,533 * THERE'S NOTHING I DON'T THINK I CAN DO * 1808 01:07:19,633 --> 01:07:22,267 - * AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE 1809 01:07:22,367 --> 01:07:23,900 * THE FEELINGS I HAVE 1810 01:07:24,067 --> 01:07:25,967 both: * DEEP INSIDE FOR YOU 1811 01:07:26,067 --> 01:07:31,400 * 1812 01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:34,200 - * WISHFUL THINKING IS GREAT * 1813 01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:37,400 both: * WE CAN DO IT FOREVER 1814 01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:40,200 - * FLYING SO HIGH UP IN THE SKY * 1815 01:07:40,300 --> 01:07:42,600 both: * MAGICALLY 1816 01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:45,233 - * WISHFUL THINKING'S THE BEST * 1817 01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:48,467 both: * AS LONG AS WE ARE TOGETHER 1818 01:07:48,567 --> 01:07:49,967 * SO COME ON ALONG 1819 01:07:50,067 --> 01:07:51,100 * IT'S WHERE YOU BELONG 1820 01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:52,767 * WISHFUL THINKING WITH ME 1821 01:07:52,867 --> 01:07:54,333 - * THINKING WITH ME 115453