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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:00,080 Kate & Leopold (2001) - 23.976 fps Cleaned by Xylo 2 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,600 Time. 3 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,700 Time, it has been proposed 4 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,400 is the fourth dimension. 5 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:13,400 And yet, for mortal man, time has no dimension at all. 6 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,000 We are like horses with blinders 7 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,800 seeing only what lies before us. 8 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:24,500 Forever guessing the future 9 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:28,400 and fabricating the past. 10 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,900 Brilliant. 11 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:31,600 Quite right, Your Grace. 12 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,200 How, you ask, can we lift 13 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,500 these shackles and live- not in the moment 14 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:41,500 but in the glorious expanse of time's continuum? 15 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:48,200 Listen, and I shall tell you. 16 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:52,200 The secret lies in the enduring power of our achievements 17 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:57,700 our creations! 18 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,900 As the pyramids testify to the Egyptians 19 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:05,400 so my glorious erection shall represent 20 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:09,100 our culture in perpetuity. 21 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:11,900 Behold, rising before you 22 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:15,900 the greatest erection on the continent. 23 00:02:15,900 --> 00:02:19,900 The greatest erection of the age! 24 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:24,000 The greatest erection on the planet! 25 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,400 Hold this. 26 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:35,400 Of course. 27 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,200 For the Herald, Your Grace. 28 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,200 I understand you'll be making 29 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:46,200 an important announcement tonight. 30 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:53,000 Good afternoon, ladies. Please, excuse me, please. 31 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Good afternoon. 32 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,800 And the Perrier-Jouet should be chilled. 33 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:16,800 - You understand? Chilled. - Yes, sir. 34 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,200 Leopold! 35 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,700 Leopold, where have you been? 36 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,300 Leopold! 37 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:24,200 Otis, I demand explication! 38 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,400 It's half past 5:00! He's not even dressed! 39 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,200 He'll be ready, my lord. I assure you. 40 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:32,200 I don't want him ready. I want him resplendent! 41 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,500 Ah, Miss Blaine. 42 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:36,300 You dance like a... 43 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,800 like a herd of cattle. 44 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,900 You are a rare woman 45 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:44,800 who lights up a room simply by leaving it. 46 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,500 Might you be rich, Miss Blaine? 47 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:49,500 You see, whilst I am the third Duke 48 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,900 the little secret of those of us in the Royal Court- 49 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:53,500 apart from our general uselessness- 50 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,100 is our massive indebtedness. 51 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:58,200 It's always been your misfortune, Leopold 52 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,200 that you so thoroughly amuse yourself 53 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,800 with the sound of your own voice. 54 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,300 In a life as stagnant as mine 55 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:05,900 that I can amuse myself at all 56 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:09,900 is an evolutionary marvel. 57 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Please don't touch that. 58 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 The device you were jabbering about. 59 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,500 To take priests to the bell tower. 60 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:23,400 To take anyone, Uncle, to the floor they so desire. 61 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,200 Buildings continue to climb. 62 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,300 Soon they will outstrip the stamina of our legs. 63 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:30,200 You speak of progress and invention. 64 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,600 Yet what I offer you downstairs is reality. 65 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:36,400 Take a wife. Marry. 66 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,300 Marriage... 67 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:40,400 marriage is the promise of eternal love. 68 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,600 As a man of honor, I can not promise eternally 69 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,400 what I have never felt momentarily. 70 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,400 Born into privilege, yet perversely ashamed of it. 71 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,200 That is your tragedy. 72 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,200 My God! If my brother 73 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,400 could only see you, he'd be heartbroken. 74 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,900 You are no duke! 75 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:55,900 Of course I'm not. 76 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:56,800 The monarchy is dead, Uncle. 77 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,900 We are relics. That is reality. 78 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:00,600 The new Royals are men of accomplishment. 79 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,900 Men like Roebling, with his bridge 80 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:03,200 Edison, with his lamp 81 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:06,800 Diesel, Bell, Westinghouse... 82 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,400 Those men made themselves from nothing! 83 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:12,600 You, on the other hand, were born with everything 84 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,000 and from it, fashioned nothing. 85 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,000 As of tonight, I wash my hands of you. 86 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:25,000 Take a good look at your dance card, Leopold. 87 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,000 A wealthy bride is your only surety. 88 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,700 Your Grace, may I present Miss Tree 89 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:54,700 of the Trees of Schenectady, sir. 90 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:59,900 Miss Tree? 91 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,200 It's an honor to be making 92 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:07,200 your royal acquaintance, Your Highness. 93 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:16,300 Shall we? 94 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:18,600 Many dreams, all useless. 95 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:35,400 Who are you? 96 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:39,800 No, no, no. 97 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,600 Okay, rela... 98 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,200 Please, wait, no. 99 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,500 I don't want to harm you. 100 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:46,500 Stop! Please! 101 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:50,500 Sir, wait! 102 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:54,600 Pardon me. Pardon me. 103 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:56,600 Go! Go! 104 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:00,600 Ya!- 105 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:18,300 Ya! 106 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Stop, sir! Please! 107 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Oh, my God. 108 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:45,400 No! 109 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,200 Oh! 110 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,900 Let go! 111 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:53,800 Just let go. It's okay! 112 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:57,800 You don't understand! Let go! 113 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,600 Oh! 114 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,300 I don't want to hurt you! Let go! 115 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:08,300 Goddamn it! 116 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Bart! 117 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:21,400 Wait! 118 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:33,900 Shit! 119 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Oh, my God. 120 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,100 We must remember, Bart 121 00:11:57,100 --> 00:12:01,100 that sometimes it is okay to color outside the lines. 122 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,400 Hello? 123 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,600 My Palm Pilot. You still have it. 124 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,800 Kate, it's 1:00 in the morning. 125 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,100 And clearly you're awake, so what is the infraction? 126 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,000 Look, Kate, I don't know where your Palm Pilot is. 127 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,000 And I can't do this right now. Not now. I'm expecting a call. 128 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,400 Oh, Bart. 129 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,700 Oh, I'm sorry, baby. 130 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:48,700 She is not a happy person. 131 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:56,500 Goddamn it! 132 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,700 You know what, Stuart? You know what? I'm... 133 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,200 Kate... 134 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,000 Please. I've got somebody here, okay? 135 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,900 I know. I saw her. 136 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:07,700 No, you didn't. 137 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:08,700 Yes, I did! 138 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,300 It's a him, if that's any kind of consolation to you. 139 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,100 So, look, now that you know 140 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:15,100 I'm not getting laid, just go to bed, okay? 141 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,000 Nuh-uh, don't. Do not hang up on me, Stuart. 142 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,300 Don't do that. 143 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:21,300 Kate, please. 144 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,600 I beg of you. Something big is happening. 145 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:28,600 Something that validates my entire life... 146 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,600 What could that possibly be? 147 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,600 - Are you sitting down? - Yes. 148 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,200 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am. 149 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:40,200 - No, you're not. - Ye... 150 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:44,600 Okay. 151 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,600 I found it. 152 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,700 What did you find? 153 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:50,100 The portal. 154 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:53,300 A crack in the fabric of time. 155 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,800 It was over the East River, Kate 156 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,300 - just where I said it would be. - You found the portal? 157 00:13:56,300 --> 00:14:00,000 A portal into April 28th, 1876. 158 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge and took a walk 159 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,800 in 1876 today. 160 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:10,800 I followed the Duke of Albany around old New York. 161 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,200 - Are you listening? - Avidly. 162 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,300 This here's the twist, Kate. Here's the kicker. 163 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:18,200 What's the kicker? 164 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,500 He followed me home. 165 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,800 The Duke of Buffalo... 166 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,100 No, the Duke of Albany. 167 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:24,900 ...Albany followed you home 168 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:25,400 through a crack in time. 169 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,700 He's a brilliant engineer. 170 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,000 He patented the counterweight pulley. 171 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,400 He invented the elevator, for Christ's sake. 172 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,800 You know what, Stuart? You know what? 173 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,500 I'm not your girlfriend anymore. 174 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,500 I haven't been for a whole month now. 175 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,100 You can tell me the truth. 176 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,800 I am telling you the truth, Kate. 177 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,900 You can tell me you went 178 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,200 and picked up a transvestite in Times Square. 179 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,800 I don't care. 180 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,100 You know what, Kate? This is it, right here. 181 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:48,100 This is it, in a nutshell. Our downfall. 182 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,300 You never- not once- believed in me. 183 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,800 Oh, I did, Stuart. 184 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,800 I did, for four years. 185 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,200 And I got burnt. 186 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,200 Okay, you want to know who he is? 187 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,800 I'll tell you who he is. 188 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,600 He is a hacker. 189 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,800 High end. English. 190 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,700 I know him from Columbia. 191 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:06,900 He's in town for the Mac Expo at the Javits. 192 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:09,000 We went out, got a little sloppy on Guinness 193 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 and he passed out on my couch. 194 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,300 And that's the truth? 195 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,200 Mm-hmm. That's the truth. 196 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,100 Okay? Are you happy now? 197 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,800 Is that plausible enough 198 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,900 for you and your little focus group? 199 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:21,600 You know what, Stuart? 200 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,500 I blew my best years on you. 201 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:28,500 Those were your best? 202 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,200 Look... 203 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,100 I'm sorry. 204 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:41,100 I have to go. You'll get your Pilot in the morning. 205 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:56,900 Orange alert. 206 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Otis!- 207 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,800 Otis! 208 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:22,300 Bart, stop! 209 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:26,800 It's okay. 210 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:30,200 - It's okay. - Where am I? 211 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,800 Well, um, there's not an easy explanation for that. 212 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,500 If it's a ransom you seek, my uncle won't pay a cent. 213 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,200 Except, perhaps, for my demise. 214 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,500 No. no. You're not being kidnapped. 215 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,100 Bart, quiet! 216 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,000 I can scarcely see, thanks to your spray. 217 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,300 My eyes feel like Steak au Poivre. 218 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:47,300 So I ask you again, where the hell am I? 219 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,700 As far as I'm concerned, you might be Jack the Ripper! 220 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,000 And you would have me believe 221 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,300 that I'm being detained at present in the hereafter? 222 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,300 - The time to come? - Yes. 223 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,200 Bart, quiet! He needs a walk. 224 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,300 Oh, and you would have me believe 225 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:09,700 that you have found a crack in time. 226 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,300 You, of all people, should understand. 227 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,800 I mean, you're a scientist. You invented the elevator. 228 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,600 What is an elevator? What the hell are you talk... 229 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,100 Where the hell am I? 230 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,500 I told you- you haven't actually gone anywhere. 231 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,700 You're still in New York. 232 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,300 That, sir, is not New York! 233 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,900 I'm afraid it is. 234 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,800 - No, Kate. - Hello. Hello there. 235 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,600 What's your name? 236 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,300 - Leopold. - Tell me something. 237 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,300 I'm having trouble with my G-5. 238 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:37,300 How much RAM do I need to properly run OS 9.6? 239 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:41,100 Clearly, the Mac Expo is out. 240 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,700 So you must be... 241 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,400 a man out of time? 242 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,100 Or Sergeant Pepper? 243 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:46,700 You know what? 244 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,000 Actually, we could use a little privacy. 245 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Stuart, I want my Palm Pilot. 246 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,600 - I'm not... I'm serious. - Maybe later on, Kate. 247 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:51,700 I just want my Palm Pilot, Stuart! 248 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:55,400 - No. No. - Hey, give me my Palm Pilot! 249 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,700 Give it to me. 250 00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,900 This is madness. This is madness. 251 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,500 Who was that? 252 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,800 I-I feel as if I've seen her... 253 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,400 Women have changed since your time, Leo. 254 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,400 They've become dangerous. 255 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:11,100 It's on the landing! 256 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,500 You say this is no kidnapping. You say you mean no harm. 257 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:18,500 Then why is it, sir, you will not unlock the door? 258 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,600 I'm sorry, okay? 259 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,900 I'm sorry about her. I'm... 260 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,500 Look, with all due respect 261 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:27,600 I can't let you just go running around free out there, okay? 262 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,500 This is New York City. 263 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,400 It's not such a safe place anymore. 264 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,400 Look at you. 265 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,000 You look like some sort of psychotic escapee 266 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,900 from a Renaissance fair. 267 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,900 I understand you have some anxiety 268 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:39,100 but you have to trust me. 269 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:42,900 I'm going to get you home, okay? 270 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,000 I promise. 271 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Bart! 272 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,000 The portal opens up again next week. Monday. 273 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,200 I know that, because it was my back-up 274 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,400 in case I didn't make it last night. 275 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,700 It's on a cycle, you know? Kind of like, uh... 276 00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,000 total eclipse. 277 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,200 Once every 20 years. You understand? 278 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,700 Generally, I understand everything. 279 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,700 Since I've met you, nothing. 280 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,300 I can only assume I'm in a nightmare 281 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:09,700 brought on by agita, or else I am dead. 282 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,500 You're not dead. 283 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,800 Come here. Sit down. 284 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,600 Here. 285 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,800 Want some milk in yours? 286 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:23,800 Bart, can I just have... 287 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:27,900 Sorry. He's really got to go out. 288 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,300 I'd be honored if you took a look at those. 289 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,700 I'll explain everything when I get back. 290 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,900 He's got to go out or he'll drop a bomb in there. 291 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:45,900 Come on. Let's go. 292 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:50,700 Back in five. 293 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,300 One quick trip to Spectra, Bart 294 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:02,300 and you and I will be Nobel... 295 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:06,300 Laureates. 296 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,400 Come on, Bart. 297 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,600 Hey, let's go. 298 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:18,600 Come on. Let's go! 299 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:27,500 Oh, Jesus! 300 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,400 Good boy, Bart! 301 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,400 Stay! 302 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,800 Stay, Bart. Stay! 303 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,800 Oh, Bart, please stay! 304 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,800 Stuart, you forgot the pointy thing! 305 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:27,400 Stuart... 306 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,000 Look, this is not complex. 307 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,400 He gave me the Palm Pilot 308 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,600 but he forgot the pointy thing. 309 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,900 - I've been warned about you. - Oh. Really? 310 00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:45,700 And what, pray tell did the great disappointment say? 311 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,900 That you were dangerous, though you hardly look it. 312 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,500 - Oh, really? - A lady in trousers isn't dangerous, merely plain. 313 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:53,100 - I take it you're a career woman. - Yeah, market research. 314 00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:55,700 Fine avocation for women, research. 315 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:59,700 Perfect for the feminine mind. 316 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:04,200 You're a trip, Lionel. 317 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:11,100 I myself once courted a librarian in Sussex. 318 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,700 Oh. 319 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:17,700 Good for you. 320 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,600 I must confess, I feel as though we've met on a previous occasion. 321 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,100 Well, Lionel, seeing as I've never met a single friend of Stuart's- 322 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:27,000 I'm not even sure he's ever had any- 323 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,000 I really don't see how that's possible. 324 00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:35,400 Oh, man! Bart! 325 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,100 He just made Lake Erie out there. 326 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,800 You just can't toss a dog out into the hall like that. 327 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:43,800 - You can't do that. - I assure you, I did not. 328 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,700 Let's go. 329 00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:49,700 - I beg your pardon? - Come on. Let's go! 330 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,000 Look, pal, I don't care how many elevators you've got. 331 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,900 This one's in my building. 332 00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:59,300 Hang on a second. 333 00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:00,600 Sorry about the elevator, Miss Kate. 334 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,200 I've got them on the phone right now. 335 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,300 Hey, Gracy. This is Lionel, Stuart's friend. 336 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:06,200 How do you do? 337 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:10,200 Ten minutes? I need someone here right now. 338 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,400 - Watch it, man. - I beg your pardon. 339 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,100 Hey, what are you doing? 340 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:43,500 You need to be going that way. 341 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,400 There's an electron... Hello? 342 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,500 - There's an electronics store. - I'm sorry, miss. 343 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:49,600 There's a patch of grass across the street. 344 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,900 Take him there. He'll do his business. 345 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:55,900 Can you give this to Stuart, please? It's his cable bill. 346 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:11,100 They haul our furniture and cradle our children 347 00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:13,700 but this morning, from the Battery to the Bronx 348 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:17,700 elevators have mysteriously... 349 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:29,800 So sorry. 350 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,800 - Stupid! - I do beg your pardon. 351 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:42,100 I beg your pardon. 352 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:52,200 Are you going to remove that? 353 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:54,100 I beg your pardon? 354 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:58,100 Pick it up and put it in the trash. 355 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:02,300 Absolutely not. 356 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:04,400 Maybe you don't understand. 357 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,600 It's against the law to leave it there. 358 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,600 Are you suggesting, madam, there exists a law 359 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,100 compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movements? 360 00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:16,100 I'm suggesting you pick the poop up and throw it away now. 361 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:21,600 I refuse. Respectfully. 362 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,900 All right. 363 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,600 What's your name, fancy pants? 364 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,800 Leopold... 365 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,600 Alexis Elija... 366 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,600 Walker Thomas Garrett 367 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,600 Mountbatten. 368 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:40,500 All right, Stuart. 369 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:44,500 Have a nice day. 370 00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,900 I appreciate you putting in a good word for me 371 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:51,500 but J.J.'s not back from London. 372 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,400 Right. Bye. 373 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,200 - What's with the elevators? - It's happening everywhere. 374 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,600 Darci. 375 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,600 Last page. 376 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,000 I'm sorry. 377 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,600 Did everyone live happily ever after? 378 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,600 He lost his leg to gangrene waiting for her on the island. 379 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,400 But they're together now. 380 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,400 Wonderful. 381 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,400 - Oh, look, you got your Palm Pilot back. - A nightmare. 382 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:27,300 Okay, so who do I owe? 383 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:29,400 Okay, Bobby at Hasbro, Reeves at Crunch. 384 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,100 And the finals came in for "Love for Sale." 385 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:32,700 The call with the studio is at 4:00. 386 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:34,400 The margarine thing's in 15 in the conference room. 387 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,000 And J.J. wants to talk to you before that. 388 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000 Oh, and one more thing. 389 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,400 I remember that you told me to start thinking ahead 390 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,700 so I know your brother's getting back 391 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:41,900 from his retreat tomorrow 392 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:43,700 and if you want something in the fridge... 393 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:45,300 - Darci... - Mm-hmm? 394 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:48,800 Can you tell me why I'm upset right now? 395 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,000 Because, uh... 396 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,000 J.J. called this morning. That is why I have a cell phone. 397 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,700 - So you can call me... - Kate, Kate, he didn't call. 398 00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,600 He just popped his head in here and spoke two sentences. 399 00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,800 So he's back? 400 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,600 Margo says he's going to make a big announcement 401 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,500 about the merger next week. 402 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,200 Margo? What does she know? 403 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,800 How does she know anything about anything? 404 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,800 Oh. All right. So he popped his head in here. 405 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,100 All right, so you have to tell me exactly what he said, Darci. 406 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,800 You have to start at the beginning and tell me... 407 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,800 He said, "Tell Kate I'm going to sit in on Farmer's Bounty." 408 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,700 J.J. 409 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:24,200 Good morning, Kate. 410 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,700 Good morning. 411 00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:29,700 I'll see you in there. 412 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:50,700 Good Lord, it still stands. 413 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,400 The world has changed all around it 414 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:56,400 but Roebling's erection still stands! 415 00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:59,600 That, my friend, is a miracle. 416 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,400 - What? - It's a miracle, man! 417 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,700 It's a bridge. 418 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:07,700 Tell me... when did they adapt it for steam engines? 419 00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:12,700 The fire brigade. 420 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,900 I don't know how it happened. 421 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:26,000 I found him in a shaft. 422 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,300 Stuart! 423 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,500 Leopold, what are you doing out here? 424 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:34,500 Get back inside! 425 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:41,600 They're taking him to Goodman Memorial. 426 00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:47,200 "Fresh creamery butter." 427 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,400 "Is there anything more comforting?" 428 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,100 "There is, and I know you will agree" 429 00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:54,700 "when you try Farmer's Bounty" 430 00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:58,700 "with the essence of real butter in every bite." 431 00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,000 Your first choice. 432 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,900 However, 45% of our demo circled "shifty" 433 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:05,500 as his key descriptor. Not good. 434 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:06,900 "This is what I say." 435 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,800 "Everybody should be trying Farmer's Bounty" 436 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,300 "with the real, rich, creamy taste of real butter." 437 00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:15,800 "Try it, and you will be losing pounds. Poof! Boom! Voila!" 438 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,100 Your second choice. 439 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:20,100 Unfortunately, the group found him obnoxious, abrasive 440 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:24,100 and a whopping 72% found him just plain creepy. 441 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:27,600 The spot rolls out in four days. We have to shoot... 442 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,800 The product is shipping, what the hell am I supposed to do? 443 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,600 We have to do another session, tomorrow. 444 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,900 I had my assistant book the response room at National 445 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:37,900 so we can decide then and there. 446 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:41,000 Kate, are you all right? 447 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,400 - You okay? - I'm fine. 448 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,000 Geez, Kate, I'd ask for a decaf. 449 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,800 Monica, I need you to call Barney's. 450 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,900 I need a white blouse, size small 451 00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:52,900 in Kate's office by lunch. 452 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,600 Oh, dear. 453 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:08,600 "Hi, you've reached Stuart." 454 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,800 "Please leave a message." 455 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,600 Leopold? Leopold, look, don't be frightened. 456 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,100 This is Stuart, okay? 457 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:18,100 I see it is Bell's talking telegraph. 458 00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:21,000 I saw a prototype at last year's fair. 459 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,800 I need you to pick up the handset, Leo. 460 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,800 You pick up the green handset, because I need to talk to you... 461 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,900 Are-are you there? 462 00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:29,900 - Hello? - Leopold, thank God. 463 00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:31,400 Listen, they're taking me to X-Rays. 464 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,600 Everything's going to be fine but you have to stay in the apartment. 465 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,900 Do you understand me? 466 00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:37,500 Oh, Stuart, I saw Roebling's bridge today. 467 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,200 I saw it... complete. 468 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,900 Yes, yes, but listen to me. 469 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,000 You can't go out again. 470 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,200 You have to stay in the apartment. 471 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,700 Stay in the apartment? For how long? 472 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:46,900 Leo, I'll be back tonight. 473 00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:49,200 I promise- no more field trips. 474 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,100 Would you... 475 00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:52,800 Hel... hello? 476 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,800 Stuart? Hello? 477 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:59,800 Blast! 478 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:03,100 Hello. 479 00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:06,300 Hello. Who are you? 480 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,800 Hector. My mom works late on Wednesdays 481 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,800 so I watch TV with Stuart. 482 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,900 Want some Pirate's Booty? 483 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,000 Hang on. 484 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,600 Excuse me, J.J., I wanted to thank you for the shirt. 485 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:21,800 That was very nice. 486 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,000 Come in, come in. 487 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,800 Yeah. Uh-huh. 488 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,600 Absolutely. 489 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,900 Oh, good, good. 490 00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:31,100 Yeah, she's here right now. I'll tell her. 491 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:34,400 Okay... okay. Bye. 492 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,400 Sit down. 493 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:37,500 That was Barry. 494 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,100 He was thrilled with your work at the screening last night. 495 00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:44,100 Oh, good. Good. 496 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:52,100 You're a rarity among women, Kate. 497 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,700 I'm sorry? 498 00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:55,100 You don't cling to illusion. 499 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:59,100 You don't get caught up in emotion. 500 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,100 You don't do pretty. 501 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,600 I don't? 502 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,500 You skew male. You're like a man. 503 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:11,500 A man who understands women- their desires, their needs. 504 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,600 You understand them but you're not really one of them. 505 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,000 - You don't mind my being frank, do you? - No. I don't. No. 506 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,800 Endamame? 507 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:42,100 Kate? 508 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,800 One day, he lowered the Jolly Roger 509 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,300 - Stu? - and set sail in search 510 00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:59,800 of another kind of treasure. 511 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,800 Not money, not jewels, not gold... 512 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,400 but a bride. 513 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,800 Despite his being a ruffian of the brine 514 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,300 fearless in his plunder 515 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,500 and merciless with the sword 516 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:14,500 the Pirate King was also lonely. 517 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,100 You see, he had never met a lady. 518 00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:19,300 He never met a girl? 519 00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:23,300 No. Not a girl, not a lady, not even his own mother. 520 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,000 - So what happened? - As with all comedies 521 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,600 the most ridiculous thing imaginable- the Pirate King 522 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:32,000 fell in love with the major general's daughter. 523 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,600 I had the good fortune to see the premiere last month 524 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,000 at the Fifth Avenue Theatre. 525 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Since when is Penzance at the Fifth? 526 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:42,000 Is it your habit, sir 527 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,400 to simply enter a conversation without introduction? 528 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,900 Whoa, you are deep in it. 529 00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:49,400 It's cool. I'm an actor, too. 530 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,000 I'm Charlie. I live downstairs. 531 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,600 Kate McKay, senior vice president. 532 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,500 Darci, it hasn't happened. 533 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,100 All he did was dangle a carrot. 534 00:34:58,100 --> 00:35:00,300 Until he makes a decision 535 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:01,600 the pressure's doubled. 536 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,800 When's he going to make a decision? 537 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,100 We're having dinner tomorrow to discuss it further 538 00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:07,200 at Commune. 539 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,500 - Kate? - Yeah. 540 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:09,900 - I have Stuart on the line. - No! 541 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,500 - He says he's in the hospital. - No! 542 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,900 Leopold is just sitting alone in my apartment right now. 543 00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:16,300 God knows what could happen to him. 544 00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:17,500 Do you know he got outside today? 545 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:19,100 Of course he did- I made him walk your dog. 546 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,300 What? No, Kate, you can't do that! 547 00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:22,500 He can't go outside! 548 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,800 Jesus Christ, Kate. 549 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,300 He's from 1876, Kate. 550 00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:28,600 He doesn't know our customs. 551 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,100 If something were to happen to him 552 00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:31,300 - it could be catastrophic. - Shh! 553 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:32,600 If he doesn't go back 554 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,800 to April 28, 1876, he doesn't get married 555 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,700 he doesn't have children, and you want to know what? 556 00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,600 What happened with the elevators today, well 557 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,100 that's going to seem like a walk in the park. 558 00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:41,200 Stuart! This is embarrassing. 559 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,400 It's embarrassing now, all right? 560 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,700 Someone has to keep an eye on him. 561 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:46,400 Stuart, he's a grown man. 562 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,200 He's a grown man. He's fine. 563 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,700 He can take care of himself. 564 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:51,500 - No. Wait. Aah! - I'm going. 565 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:54,000 Kate, please. 566 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Just take this to Spectra, okay? 567 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Get it developed. 568 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,500 You'll see I'm telling the truth. 569 00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,300 Tell Manny it's important. 570 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:02,400 You want double prints? 571 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,400 That's not funny, Kate. 572 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,000 This is not a joke. 573 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,800 You need help, Stuart. 574 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,800 You need help. 575 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,700 Charlie? 576 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:43,600 Hey, Kate! 577 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,000 Can I see you downstairs for a minute? 578 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,400 I invited someone to dinner. 579 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,500 He's up there all alone. 580 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:49,900 Stuart's in the hospital. 581 00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:51,500 I didn't think you'd have such a problem... 582 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,600 No, you didn't think, Charlie. You didn't think. 583 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,300 You came home early, one day early from actor camp. 584 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:57,400 Okay, it's not actor camp 585 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,200 and yeah, I came home a day early, all right? 586 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,000 There was this tai chi broad who kept trying 587 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,700 - stick her fingers... - No, this is the point. 588 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:04,000 You immediately march upstairs 589 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,200 to my ex-boyfriend's apartment 590 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,800 and you invite his freakish friend... 591 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,900 See, that's what it's about. 592 00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:08,900 It's not that I went up there. 593 00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:10,300 It's that it was your ex-boyfriend... 594 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,300 No, it's not about Stuart. 595 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:16,300 - Greetings, Kate, Charles. - Hey, Leo. 596 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,600 Be nice. 597 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,600 So, when's Stuart getting back? 598 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,400 Couple of days, maybe a week. 599 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,500 He promised me that he would return late this evening. 600 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:48,100 Well, maybe he will, Leopold. 601 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:52,100 He's so big on keeping his promises. 602 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,100 May I have the next course? 603 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:07,000 There is no next course. 604 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,700 Where I come from, the meal... 605 00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:12,700 is the result of reflection and study. 606 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:14,900 Menus are prepared in advance 607 00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:16,500 timed to perfection. 608 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,300 It is said, without the culinary arts 609 00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:22,300 the crudeness of reality would be unbearable. 610 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,600 We had a saying in the McKay house: 611 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,200 "You shake and shake the ketchup bottle. 612 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:30,200 None will come, and then a lot'll." 613 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,800 What is that? 614 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,000 - I beg your pardon? - Why are you standing? 615 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,000 I'm accustomed to stand when a lady leaves the table. 616 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,000 Tell me, Charles 617 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,200 when Stuart and your sister were engaged 618 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,300 did you happen to read 619 00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:54,100 his papers on the temporal universe? 620 00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:56,700 I spent the morning perusing them, and must confess... 621 00:38:56,700 --> 00:38:58,600 Stuart and I were never engaged. 622 00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,600 Not even close. 623 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,200 But I did read... 624 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,200 Thank you. 625 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,100 But I did read his papers, however, to show support. 626 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:07,700 Is Stuart still trying to make a time machine? 627 00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:10,200 That's the beauty of it he discovered no machine was necessary. 628 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,300 All one had to do was to develop formulae to forecast portals- 629 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:16,300 natural windows in the fabric of time. 630 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:20,300 Apparently, Stuart located one utilizing modern... 631 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:27,000 Utilizing modern theories of weather prediction. 632 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:27,800 What's a portal? 633 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,300 An opening which exists for but a moment. 634 00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,300 This explains why one must jump through it from a height- 635 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:34,600 in order to achieve the required velocity. 636 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,000 The speed of gravity, to be exact. 637 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,500 It's quite brilliant. 638 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:38,900 You are so method. 639 00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:40,800 You don't even break for a second, do you? 640 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,800 It's unbelievable! 641 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,200 Oh, stop it, please! 642 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,600 No more! Stop, please? 643 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,800 I beg you. I'm tired. 644 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,700 Can you go away? Can you just go away? 645 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:49,100 Can you go away? 646 00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:50,400 She's drunk, Leo. 647 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,900 Oh, shut up, Charlie! 648 00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:54,300 And you, can you go upstairs? Can you go away? 649 00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:57,900 I am truly sorry if I have offended you in any way. 650 00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:01,900 Goodnight, Charles. 651 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:06,200 Goodnight, Leo. 652 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:09,900 What the hell was that? 653 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:12,500 He thinks he's from the 19th century, Charlie. 654 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:13,500 He thinks he's a duke. 655 00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:16,000 - I know. Isn't that cool? 656 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,500 Kate, he's in character. He is an actor. 657 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:21,600 Oh, really? For what show? 658 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,300 You know that just because someone doesn't have a paying gig 659 00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:28,300 it doesn't mean they're not working on their craft. 660 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,300 What's going on here? 661 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:16,600 I think there's something wrong with his, uh... 662 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,600 thing. 663 00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:22,300 Give me that telephone. 664 00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:23,600 No. 665 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:27,100 - Give it to me. - No, I need to... 666 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:29,400 What do you expect me to do? You took away my cell phone. 667 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,100 They're not allowed on hospital property. 668 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:33,300 I have to make a phone call! 669 00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:36,100 You're not going to make one now. 670 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:38,700 No, no, you don't understand. This is a very important phone call. 671 00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:42,000 I have to leave this hospital now. I can't be here anymore. 672 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,100 Mr. Besser, I'm tired of telling you this. 673 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:45,800 You are not going nowhere 674 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,800 until Dr. Feinstein signs your release! 675 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,800 Did you ever take any earth science, Esther, hmm? 676 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,500 You look like a smart woman. 677 00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,700 Ever hear of the time-space continuum? 678 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,800 Sounds important, doesn't it? Well, it is. 679 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,100 And you want to know something, Esther? 680 00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:00,400 It's broken! Okay? 681 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,100 And I'm the only guy who can fix it. 682 00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:03,900 So why don't you go down the hall there 683 00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:05,500 and get on your little telephone 684 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:07,600 and call Dr. Feinstein... 685 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,600 Goodnight, Mr. Besser. 686 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,000 You tell him that... 687 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,000 You tell him that I... 688 00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:21,100 Point the toes, pull your shoulders back. 689 00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:23,100 Take a deep breath in 690 00:42:23,100 --> 00:42:27,100 and then exhale into downward-facing dog. 691 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,000 Oh, be quiet! 692 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Be quiet... oh! 693 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,900 Bart, shut up! 694 00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:55,100 That thing is a damned hazard! 695 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:58,000 It's just a toaster! 696 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,500 Well, insertion of bread into that so-called toaster 697 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:01,900 produces no toast at all- 698 00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:03,000 merely warm bread! 699 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,900 Inserting the bread twice produces charcoal. 700 00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:08,300 So, clearly, to make proper toast it requires 1 1/2 insertions 701 00:43:08,300 --> 00:43:11,300 which is something for which the apparatus doesn't begin to allow! 702 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:12,800 One assumes 703 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,600 that when the General of Electric built it 704 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,700 he might have tried using it. 705 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:20,100 One assumes the General might take pride in his creations 706 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,400 instead of just foisting them on an unsuspecting public. 707 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,200 You know something? 708 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,100 Nobody gives a rat's ass 709 00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:29,700 that you have to push the toast down twice. 710 00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:31,300 You know why? 711 00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:34,000 Because everybody pushes their toast down twice! 712 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,800 Not where I come from. 713 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,000 Oh, because where you come from 714 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,700 toast is the result of reflection and study. 715 00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:43,600 Yes, you mock me. But perhaps one day, 716 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,700 when you've awoken from a pleasant slumber 717 00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:47,400 to the scent of a warm brioche 718 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,100 smothered in marmalade and fresh creamery butter 719 00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:51,200 you'll understand that life 720 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,200 is not solely comprised of tasks, but tastes. 721 00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,200 Say that again. 722 00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:03,000 Pardon me? 723 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,900 - Did they start yet? - Yes. 724 00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:06,700 Session list. 725 00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:09,500 Leopold, Darci. Darci, Leopold. 726 00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:11,800 I'd like him to read. Can you tack him on at the end? 727 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,400 And, Leopold, go with Darci. 728 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,000 She'll take you to the greenroom and explain everything. 729 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,700 I need to work out. I need a place I can work out. 730 00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:21,500 If I could get Mr. Duke? Is he ready? Where is he? 731 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:23,900 Oh, my God, look at this. Let's skip this one. 732 00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:26,300 Mr. Duke. Right here on the floor. 733 00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:29,600 Excuse me, that's your marker, right there. Just stand on that tape line. 734 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,500 Look, forget this guy. I can't waste any more time, J.J. 735 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:34,000 We need to make a decision now. 736 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 All right, we've got plenty of good choices. 737 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,800 Let's cut it off, Kate. 738 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,700 That would be a mistake, J.J. 739 00:44:40,700 --> 00:44:42,900 Kate, the client wants to move on. 740 00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:44,400 We should see this last guy. 741 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,400 It'll... Two minutes! 742 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,100 I think he looks like the Quaker Oats guy. 743 00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:51,700 Well, Phil, it's really not about what you think. 744 00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:53,200 It's about what they think. 745 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,700 They've been in a coma all day and now look at them. 746 00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:59,700 To them, this guy is a dream. 747 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,900 He's handsome, honest, courteous. 748 00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:04,900 Stands when you walk in a room. 749 00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:07,800 Brings you brioche in bed. 750 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,600 If you eat his margarine 751 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,700 maybe your hips will shrink 752 00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:13,200 and he'll come to your door. 753 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,700 I take it this is to be delivered in direct address 754 00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:17,400 as on Geronimo. 755 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,800 Geronimo? 756 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,400 He means Geraldo. 757 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,100 Exactly. 758 00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:24,400 Okay, everyone- quiet please. 759 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:28,400 And action. 760 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,900 Start talking, bud. 761 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:39,500 Fresh creamery butter. 762 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:42,900 Is there anything more comforting? 763 00:45:42,900 --> 00:45:44,500 I say there is. 764 00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:48,500 And perhaps you'll agree when you sample fat-free Farmer's Bounty 765 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,200 with the genuine essence of creamery butter 766 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,100 in every bite. 767 00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:54,900 With every mouthful of Farmer's Bounty 768 00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:58,900 you shall receive butter's luxurious comfort in your mouth 769 00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:02,100 without adding to the luxury of your waistline. 770 00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:04,100 Not bad, Kate. 771 00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:06,100 Where'd you find him? 772 00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:08,700 He lives in my building. 773 00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:12,500 - Where do I sign? - Right here, and here. 774 00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:14,300 Oh! Hi. 775 00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:16,200 That was spectacular, Kate. 776 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:20,200 - Thanks, J.J. - A lot to talk about tonight at dinner. 777 00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:25,100 - Nice work, Mr. Margarine. - Thank you. 778 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,800 Outfit was a great idea. Nice. 779 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:35,500 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 780 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,800 You seem pleased. 781 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,300 Oh, you did so great in there! 782 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,000 Man! 783 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,000 You are going to be on a national television spot! 784 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:57,700 I take it you're dining with that man tonight. 785 00:46:57,700 --> 00:47:01,700 Huh? Oh, yeah, J.J. He's my boss. 786 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,600 You require a chaperone. His intentions are obvious. 787 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,500 Oh, I'm alone with you. Do I need a chaperone? 788 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:10,200 We're not courting, Kate. If we were, as a man of honor 789 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:14,200 I would have informed you of my intentions in writing. 790 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,900 Good day. 791 00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:38,600 - Hey! - Kate, why don't we take one of these. 792 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,700 They're for tourists. 793 00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:43,100 Sorry, she doesn't seem interested. 794 00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:47,100 Oh, hey, hello. Hello. 795 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,800 Hey! Hey, you... 796 00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:55,700 Kate! 797 00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:59,700 Hey, you asshole! 798 00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:05,500 I'm gonna get you! 799 00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:20,900 Asshole! 800 00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:24,900 Goddamn it. 801 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,800 Give me your hand. 802 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:38,700 What? 803 00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:42,700 Your hand, woman! 804 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,800 Yah! Yah! 805 00:48:57,700 --> 00:49:01,700 What do you think you're doing? 806 00:49:02,100 --> 00:49:06,100 Whoa, hey! 807 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:12,500 Yah! 808 00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,300 I warn you, scoundrel 809 00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:34,400 I was trained to ride at King's Academy 810 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,600 and schooled in weaponry by the palace guard. You stand no chance. 811 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,700 Where you run, I shall ride and when you stop, 812 00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:43,700 the steel of this strap will be lodged in your brain. 813 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,600 Your boyfriend's a very good rider. 814 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,600 Yeah. 815 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,200 Are you for real? 816 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,100 Pardon me? 817 00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:38,200 Are you for real? 818 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,100 I believe so. 819 00:50:41,100 --> 00:50:44,500 You're a duke. 820 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,700 I was born a duke. 821 00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:50,700 I've never felt like one. 822 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:58,000 Stay. Sit. 823 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,000 On your feet. Stay. 824 00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:10,300 Stay. Good boy. 825 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,600 I'm off to dinner. 826 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,800 What are you two doing? 827 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,300 I don't know. Maybe we'll... 828 00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:23,900 watch the rest of the game or go out or something. 829 00:51:23,900 --> 00:51:25,800 Oh, thank you. 830 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:29,800 Kate, may I repeat my offer to serve as a chaperone? 831 00:51:30,900 --> 00:51:32,300 No, thank you, Leopold. 832 00:51:32,300 --> 00:51:34,200 Charles, don't you find this inappropriate? 833 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,400 - As her brother, I would think... - As her brother, I would think 834 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,000 that my sister would invite me to an audition. 835 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,500 Could be just me, though. Seems kind, but... 836 00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:43,400 - Charlie. - Hmm? 837 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,900 You're not exactly a margarine spokesperson. 838 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,400 - I can't sell butter, Kate? - I don't mean to be insulting... 839 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,000 It's insulting. I'm an actor. You don't have faith in me to sell butter? 840 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,200 - No. No. I'm sorry. - I can do British, Kate. 841 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,100 - I'm an actor. I can be anybody! - You're a very, very good actor. 842 00:51:56,100 --> 00:51:57,500 - I am a good actor. - You are. 843 00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:59,000 Okay, fine, all right. 844 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:03,000 A Victorian dude who's never seen a Mets game watching TV. 845 00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:08,000 Scene: I say, are those little people in that box of phosphorous? 846 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,400 Why, crikey! I believe it is! 847 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,800 This game's more beguiling than cricket! 848 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,900 Indian: Good golly, oh, Jesus! 849 00:52:13,900 --> 00:52:17,400 It looks like Mike Piazza just hit a game! 850 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,600 How about Canadian? 851 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,400 Oh, right on. 852 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:23,400 Right on, you like butter, huh? Yeah, what's that about? 853 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,500 Good night 854 00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:27,400 Good night. 855 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,100 ...all those people up in that stadium. 856 00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:31,900 Know what they probably could go for? Some margarine! 857 00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:34,600 When your friend walked in in that outfit 858 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:38,000 I was getting a little nervous for you there. 859 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,700 "If you eat his margarine, maybe your hips will shrink." 860 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:44,700 It's brilliant. You saved Phil from his own ambivalence. 861 00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:48,500 I knew it was the way to go- in my gut. 862 00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:50,700 I'm counting on that gut. 863 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:54,200 Can I get a bottle of your '95 Lynch-Bages and a bottle of Evian? 864 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,700 I'll tell you one thing: your friend 865 00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:58,900 is going to be bigger than Mr. Whipple. 866 00:52:58,900 --> 00:52:59,800 Thanks. 867 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,800 You're not sleeping with him, are you? 868 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,700 No 869 00:53:05,700 --> 00:53:09,700 No. 870 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,600 Leo. Leo, come on. Come here. 871 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:17,600 How's it going, man? 872 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:22,400 See the girl with the long brown hair? 873 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,700 That's Patrice. 874 00:53:24,700 --> 00:53:25,800 She's lovely. 875 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,200 She's mine. 876 00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:31,200 Congratulations. 877 00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:41,100 Hey, everybody, this is Leo! 878 00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:42,800 Leo, this is everybody. 879 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,500 What's up? Dennis. 880 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:47,300 Shelby, Allison, Monica. 881 00:53:47,300 --> 00:53:48,800 And this, this is 882 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,500 the insatiable Patrice. 883 00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:52,700 - Hey, Charlie. - Hi. 884 00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:55,000 - Hey. - How do you do? 885 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,400 - Patrice, let me assist you. - Thanks. 886 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,000 You got it? 887 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:03,000 I was going to get it. 888 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:10,500 Let me get that for you. 889 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,200 There you go. 890 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,900 You look nice tonight. Very... 891 00:54:16,900 --> 00:54:20,800 Like a Judy Blume book. 892 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,900 That's good, because I thought for a moment that body of water here 893 00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:25,000 was a moat. 894 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,200 No, that's a pond. 895 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,700 The gardens are devastating. 896 00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:32,500 They are. They're very, very beautiful. 897 00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:34,300 You'll have to come and see them firsthand. 898 00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:35,400 Right, right. 899 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:38,600 After the merger I'm going to be stuck over there, setting things up. 900 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,600 I'll be craving a little face time from my new top honcho in New York. 901 00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:48,500 - What are you saying? - I'm saying you should come visit. 902 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:51,900 - I'll fly you over for the weekend. - Oh, yeah, I heard that, but the... 903 00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:54,300 the other part, the part before that. 904 00:54:54,300 --> 00:54:56,300 The part about the top honcho. 905 00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:58,400 I didn't understand that, that part. 906 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,800 How about catching an opera Saturday? 907 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,100 La Boheme's at the Met. 908 00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:06,600 Okay, so she comes back- the audience is about to leave- 909 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:07,900 she comes back on stage 910 00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:10,400 and she starts squirting the audience with this turkey baster 911 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,000 filled with this pine mist. 912 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,500 And she's screaming "Un-sex me! Un-sex me!" 913 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,700 But no tears. 914 00:55:16,700 --> 00:55:19,100 Just raw human passion. 915 00:55:19,100 --> 00:55:21,100 Isn't... Willem Dafoe part of that group? 916 00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:23,100 Yeah, and he did this monologue about how 917 00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:26,600 all the best things in life are hidden in people's basements. 918 00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,600 Like the Louvre. 919 00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:34,800 I'm sorry. You were saying, Charles? 920 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,500 - Just... - No, what about the Louvre? 921 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,800 Tell us what you were going to say. 922 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,700 Well, only a fraction of the Louvre is on the walls. 923 00:55:42,700 --> 00:55:45,600 - The rest is in the basement. - You've been in the basement of the Louvre? 924 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,300 Oh, yes. 925 00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:50,900 I was an art history major at Vassar. 926 00:55:50,900 --> 00:55:53,300 And so, what's down there? 927 00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:56,400 Well, that's where the real show begins. 928 00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,300 Unspoiled by dilettante. 929 00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:02,300 Da Vinci, Michelangelo, David, Chardin. 930 00:56:04,300 --> 00:56:06,500 "Allow me to assist you, Patrice." 931 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:08,700 "Oh, let me light that for you, Monica." 932 00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:10,000 "What, this?" 933 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 "This is my family crest." 934 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,300 "Been in the family for..." "Oh, in the basement?" 935 00:56:14,300 --> 00:56:16,600 "What do they have in the basement? Why, the works of da Vinci" 936 00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,600 "Michelangelo, Chardin, David" 937 00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:23,600 "all surrounded by great coral sponges to absorb the moisture." 938 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:29,600 Just for the record, I was working it. I was in the zone 939 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,300 and I would have gotten her number 940 00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:33,200 if you hadn't turned the evening 941 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,600 into a guided tour of the Louvre. 942 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,900 My apologies. 943 00:56:37,900 --> 00:56:38,900 Let's get one thing straight. 944 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:40,900 Patrice, she thought you were cute - 945 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:42,700 probably gay and cute. 946 00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:44,800 And cute, Leo, that's the kiss of death. 947 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,300 - Perhaps. - Perhaps? Certainly. 948 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:49,200 I believe this is her number. 949 00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,900 As I see it, Patrice has not an inkling of your affections. 950 00:56:51,900 --> 00:56:53,000 And it's no wonder. 951 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,500 You, Charles, are a merry-andrew. 952 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:56,600 A what? 953 00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,200 Everything plays a farce to you. 954 00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,400 Women respond to sincerity. 955 00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,500 This requires pulling one's tongue from one's cheek. 956 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:06,900 No one wants to be romanced by a buffoon. 957 00:57:06,900 --> 00:57:09,300 Now, that number rings her. 958 00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:11,800 - Yes? - So ring her tomorrow. 959 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,100 I can't. She gave the number to you. 960 00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:18,000 Only because I told her of your affections. 961 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 Wha-What did you say? 962 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,700 Merely that you admired her but you were hesitant to make an overture 963 00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:26,200 since you'd been told she was courting another. 964 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,900 Shit. That's good! 965 00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:30,400 Wha-What did she say? 966 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:34,400 She handed me the napkin. 967 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,800 Charles, it's quite late. 968 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,600 No, no, no, she won't be home yet. 969 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,500 I get her machine, I leave a message. 970 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,800 Ball's in her court. 971 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,800 You're ladling calculation upon comedy. 972 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:48,800 The point is, to keep the ball in your court. 973 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,700 You're right. You're right. 974 00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:53,900 Okay. 975 00:57:53,900 --> 00:57:55,600 Nothing need be done till tomorrow. 976 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,100 Tomorrow. Then I make my move. 977 00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:00,000 An overture, Charles. 978 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,800 Make your intentions known. 979 00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,800 Think of pleasing her, not vexing her. 980 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,100 No vexing. 981 00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:08,300 You're intoxicated. We should retire. 982 00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:09,900 I'm sure Kate will be home. 983 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,200 I doubt it. 984 00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:15,200 But it's nearly midnight. 985 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:16,800 You like her, don't you? 986 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,500 - Who? - Kate. 987 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,100 - You do! - Oh, Charles, stop. 988 00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:24,100 You like my sister! 989 00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:26,000 Well, you made your intentions known, right? 990 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,600 - Right? - You've been drinking. 991 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,500 Leo, Commune is right around the corner. 992 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:33,000 We could stop in, you could give me a couple of pointers 993 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,100 pull out a chair or two, you could throw out a gesture here or there. 994 00:58:36,100 --> 00:58:39,000 Yeah, see, it's one thing with Patrice. You don't give a shit. 995 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:43,000 It's a whole other ball of wax when it's a girl you like, huh? 996 00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:47,500 Yeah, who's the merry-andrew now? 997 00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:52,300 You want to vex my sister! 998 00:58:52,300 --> 00:58:56,300 I have to confess that I'm a little bit confused... 999 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,200 No. Thank you. 1000 00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,500 When you asked me to dinner tonight I was under the impression that... 1001 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:04,500 - we were here to discuss... - The merger. 1002 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,400 Yes. Right. Yes. 1003 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,300 And a possible promotion. 1004 00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:10,100 Yes. 1005 00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:12,100 Yes, that, too. 1006 00:59:12,100 --> 00:59:15,000 And, well, dinner is winding down 1007 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,700 and we haven't really discussed 1008 00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:18,900 anything even remotely relevant to 1009 00:59:18,900 --> 00:59:20,500 what I thought we came here to... 1010 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:23,400 I don't believe I've ever seen you this flustered, Kate. 1011 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:27,400 You haven't even kissed me yet. 1012 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,900 Yeah. Right. Well... 1013 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,600 I like you, J.J., I do. 1014 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,000 I like you quite a bit. 1015 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,300 As a matter of fact... 1016 00:59:35,300 --> 00:59:37,500 I think you would agree that a working... 1017 00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,200 a successful working relationship 1018 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,700 requires a great deal of... 1019 00:59:41,700 --> 00:59:44,500 - What exactly is our working relationship? - Kate... 1020 00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:47,200 Hi, Kate! 1021 00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,100 Hi, Charlie. 1022 00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:51,500 Wha... what are you doing here? 1023 00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,400 - We just thought we'd come by to say hi. - Kate? 1024 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:54,700 - J.J., right? - Right. 1025 00:59:54,700 --> 00:59:55,800 Might I have a word with you? 1026 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,000 - Now? - In private. 1027 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,300 No! No. 1028 01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:03,000 Mr. Margarine. 1029 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,000 Please... please join us. 1030 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,700 And where did you say it is? 1031 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,300 - In Sussex. - Near Balmore. 1032 01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:11,500 - Yes. - Built in the 18th century. 1033 01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:13,000 Early 18th century. 1034 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,900 Early? Are you quite sure? 1035 01:00:16,900 --> 01:00:18,000 Yes. 1036 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,600 He's got pictures, Leopold. 1037 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,700 Perhaps you were swindled, because I can assure you 1038 01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:23,200 as of the late 19th century 1039 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,300 there's nothing but farmland near Balmore. 1040 01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:27,400 - You're mistaken. - That's not possible. 1041 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:30,200 Well, it's quite possible, Leopold, that you are mistaken. 1042 01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,000 No, it is not possible... 1043 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,400 Balmore is the only manor house in the county. 1044 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:38,800 - I know because I grew up there. - Leopold, it wasn't... 1045 01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,300 Leo, do you enjoy opera? 1046 01:00:40,300 --> 01:00:42,400 - I do. And do you? - Oh, yes. 1047 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:45,000 It keeps... keeps me alive. 1048 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,300 Do you have a favorite? 1049 01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:47,500 Boh?me. La Boh?me. 1050 01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:50,400 - La Boh?me? - I've seen it 12 times. 1051 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:53,100 That's... that's how I learned to speak French. 1052 01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:57,100 - You speak French? - Fluently. 1053 01:00:57,300 --> 01:01:00,000 Que ton visage est doux 1054 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:04,000 entour? par la lumi?re de la lune. 1055 01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:09,200 What did he say? 1056 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,600 "How sweet your face looks 1057 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:16,600 gently encircled by the soft moonlight." 1058 01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:18,500 Oh, I like that. 1059 01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:21,800 From the opening scene of Boh?me. A stunning duet. 1060 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:25,400 - Andre sings it to Mimi. - Andre... 1061 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,900 I invited Kate to the Met next week. She's never been. 1062 01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:31,800 Patrone is singing Andre, and she turned me down. 1063 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:34,800 Can you explain that, Leopold? 1064 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,400 Well... 1065 01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:40,400 Boh?me is one of man's great achievements and should not be missed. 1066 01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:44,000 But perhaps Kate resists on moral grounds. 1067 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,100 - How so? - Should we get the check? 1068 01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:49,800 Well, some feel that to court a woman in one's employ 1069 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,400 is nothing more than a serpentine effort 1070 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:55,400 to transform a lady to a whore. 1071 01:01:58,500 --> 01:02:02,500 J.J. 1072 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:07,600 This guy's charming, Kate. 1073 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:11,000 The Duke of Margarine thinks me a serpent. 1074 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,200 - No, he doesn't. - No, not a serpent. 1075 01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:16,100 That's too grand a word. Simply a braggart and a cad 1076 01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:20,100 who knows less French than I, if that's possible. 1077 01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:22,500 And by the way 1078 01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:25,900 there's no Andre in Boh?me- it's Rudolfo. 1079 01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:27,200 And though it takes place in France 1080 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:31,100 it's rarely played in French, as it is written in Italian. 1081 01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:35,100 Good night. 1082 01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:45,400 Sorry. 1083 01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:57,300 Kate, might I have a word? 1084 01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,600 - Morning. - Hi. 1085 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:58,200 - You want some coffee? - No, thanks. 1086 01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,800 - You want to read your paper? - No, thank you, Charlie. 1087 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,300 I want to go to work 1088 01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:05,400 and try and clean up this mess you made. 1089 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:09,400 You sure you don't... 1090 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:16,900 Kate... 1091 01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:18,400 Uh, Kate! 1092 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:19,200 What? 1093 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:23,200 I just thought maybe you'd want a... kiwi for... the subway. 1094 01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,200 That's a papaya, Charlie. 1095 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:29,200 Oh? You're right. Okay. 1096 01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:34,600 But while using the product 80% found 1097 01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:37,600 the product too soft to be... 1098 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:38,500 effective. 1099 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,300 This, of course, presents 1100 01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:42,800 a conundrum for us marketeers. 1101 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:46,700 How do we maintain a soft feel on the exterior 1102 01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:49,600 of a plastic wrap or pack 1103 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:53,600 while retaining the useful tensile strength in the sheets? 1104 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,400 Now, I'm going to suggest to the Summer Soft people 1105 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,900 to scale back to a limited release of the product... 1106 01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:11,600 Dearest Katherine... 1107 01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:14,000 I behaved as an imbecile last night 1108 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,600 animated in part by drink, 1109 01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:18,800 in part by your beauty 1110 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,000 and in part by my own foolish pride. 1111 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,300 And for that I am profoundly sorry. 1112 01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:26,700 Please accept as a gesture of apology 1113 01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:30,700 a private dinner on the rooftop tonight at 8 o'clock. 1114 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:35,100 Okay, where are we on Farmer's Bounty? 1115 01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:36,900 Kate? 1116 01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:40,900 Care to share with us? 1117 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,700 Farmer's Bounty? 1118 01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:44,700 Where we are? 1119 01:05:44,700 --> 01:05:47,500 Where we are is good. 1120 01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:49,700 Um, as you know, we found our spokesperson. 1121 01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:53,500 The response room final showed a 96 in the top two boxes. 1122 01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:57,100 His key female descriptors... 1123 01:05:57,100 --> 01:05:59,000 were "handsome", "romantic" 1124 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,400 with several write-ins of... 1125 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:05,400 "What a hunk." 1126 01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:09,800 Great. 1127 01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:12,400 Would you hold this? 1128 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:13,900 J.J.? 1129 01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:15,200 J.J., hi. 1130 01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:17,300 Um, listen, I just want to apologize again 1131 01:06:17,300 --> 01:06:18,500 for what happened last night. 1132 01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:22,400 There was no need for things to get that way. 1133 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:23,900 I appreciate that. 1134 01:06:23,900 --> 01:06:27,200 So... everything's okay? 1135 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:31,200 Yes, Kate. 1136 01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:33,700 I didn't jump; I fell. 1137 01:06:33,700 --> 01:06:34,700 There's a difference- 1138 01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:36,700 a subtle difference, but nonetheless a difference. 1139 01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:38,000 Why did you fall, then? 1140 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000 Because there was no elevator. 1141 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,800 And you feel that was your fault? 1142 01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:42,700 You know what, I'm sorry. 1143 01:06:42,700 --> 01:06:46,200 I got to concede that you are a very busy man 1144 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,500 and I'm sure there are plenty of people clamoring 1145 01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:50,500 for your particular brand of attention. 1146 01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:51,800 Unfortunately, I am not one of them. 1147 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:55,300 So if you don't mind, would you please unlock this door? 1148 01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:59,000 I'm concerned you might be a danger to yourself. 1149 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,500 And in such cases... 1150 01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:02,400 - state law requires... - Hello? 1151 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:06,400 Will someone please open this... 1152 01:07:08,100 --> 01:07:10,600 Fuck... 1153 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:13,000 Everything all right, Dr. Geisler? 1154 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:17,000 Yes, Gretchen. Everything's fine. 1155 01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:19,200 So, Stuart, I'm going to prescribe 1156 01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:22,000 something called Prolixin. 1157 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:26,000 It's a mild antipsychotic. Nothing too strong. 1158 01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:29,500 "I was wondering..." 1159 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:33,500 "I was wondering if you would like to accompany me..." 1160 01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:38,300 "If you have a previous engagement, I understand." 1161 01:07:39,900 --> 01:07:43,900 Tonight at 7:00, 7:30. Please don't be late. 1162 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,300 I got to talk to you about this, okay? 1163 01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:48,300 'Cause there's some shit here that just cannot be said. 1164 01:07:48,300 --> 01:07:50,400 Did you assemble a bouquet for Patrice? 1165 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,000 I'll just get one of these, but look, you just can't tell a woman she's... 1166 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:56,700 - "gracefully serene." - No, no, this one won't do. 1167 01:07:56,700 --> 01:07:59,100 Wha... Why? What is wrong with this one? 1168 01:07:59,100 --> 01:08:01,800 The orange lily implies extreme hatred. 1169 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:05,500 The begonia and lavender danger and suspicion, respectively. 1170 01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:08,000 Every flower has a meaning, Charles. 1171 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,500 Might I suggest the amaryllis, 1172 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:14,000 which declares the recipient a most splendid beauty. 1173 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:18,000 Or the cabbage rose. 1174 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:26,200 Darci! 1175 01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:31,400 - What is this? - It's a reply to Leopold's invitation. 1176 01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:33,000 You're going, right? 1177 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,800 I haven't decided yet. 1178 01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:38,100 Oh, you haven't decided if you want to have dinner on your rooftop with a duke? 1179 01:08:38,100 --> 01:08:41,200 ...Who thinks he's from 1876! 1180 01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:44,700 - No! And I would appreciate it if... - Kate, come on, okay? 1181 01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:46,800 I don't know what this guy did to piss you off 1182 01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:49,600 but that is the best apology letter in the history of mankind. 1183 01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:53,600 Just sign it, Kate. It's 4:30. We'll fax it. 1184 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:58,100 Kate McKay's office. 1185 01:08:58,100 --> 01:09:02,100 They hung up. 1186 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:05,300 Hi. Is Patrice there? 1187 01:09:05,300 --> 01:09:06,900 Hey, Patrice? 1188 01:09:06,900 --> 01:09:10,900 - Hi. It's me, Charlie. - Hey, Charlie. 1189 01:09:11,100 --> 01:09:12,700 I was just calling to find out 1190 01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:16,700 if you got my flowers- your flowers. 1191 01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:19,000 I was calling to see if you got the flowers I sent you. 1192 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,800 Yeah, I did. 1193 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:22,800 And I was just wondering 1194 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:25,400 if you would like to go to a movie tonight 1195 01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:26,900 and maybe afterwards perhaps 1196 01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:29,100 accompany me to a dinner? 1197 01:09:29,100 --> 01:09:30,500 I mean, I... 1198 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:34,200 I understand completely if you're otherwise engaged. 1199 01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:37,700 But, uh, you know, I just wanted to say that, um... 1200 01:09:37,700 --> 01:09:41,700 Yeah? 1201 01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:47,500 I wanted to say that you've, uh... 1202 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:52,000 you've made an impression on me. 1203 01:09:53,300 --> 01:09:55,300 And-and it-it's not just the way you look- 1204 01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:56,500 I mean, which are great. 1205 01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:59,300 Your looks are, you know, top-top shelf. 1206 01:09:59,300 --> 01:10:03,300 But, uh... 1207 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:07,500 I don't know, it's, um... 1208 01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:11,500 What? 1209 01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:14,300 You're graceful. 1210 01:10:14,300 --> 01:10:18,300 You know, the way you move and speak. 1211 01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:22,900 I mean, some people have a way with words and, you know, you... you do. 1212 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:30,400 The bottom line is, I like you. 1213 01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:36,900 Patrice? 1214 01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:40,300 What about 7:00? 1215 01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:42,200 7:00? 1216 01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:45,400 7:00 would be heaven. Okay. 1217 01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:47,600 See you then. 1218 01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,900 It worked! It worked cool! 1219 01:10:49,900 --> 01:10:52,100 Who's going out with Patrice? Charlie's going out with Patrice! 1220 01:10:52,100 --> 01:10:54,300 Over there! Charlie's going over there! 1221 01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:57,300 Oh, better go get ready. Better go get changed. 1222 01:10:57,300 --> 01:10:58,400 Shouldn't change too much, though 1223 01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:02,400 'cause she likes me for who I am. 1224 01:11:08,900 --> 01:11:11,400 - Hey. - Charlie, you look fantastic. 1225 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,000 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1226 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:16,700 I got a date. I got to go. Bye. 1227 01:11:16,700 --> 01:11:20,700 Bye. 1228 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:25,200 - Kate? - Yeah? 1229 01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:28,300 Um, have a good time tonight. 1230 01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:32,300 Bye. 1231 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:20,400 My God. 1232 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:24,300 This is beautiful. 1233 01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:28,300 The very word for which I was searching. 1234 01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:33,400 May I? 1235 01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:51,600 She was a real romantic, my mom. 1236 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:55,100 When Prince Charles and Lady Di got married, she had a party. 1237 01:12:55,100 --> 01:12:57,500 She made crumpets and jam. 1238 01:12:57,500 --> 01:13:00,800 It was like a Super Bowl party, but for moms. 1239 01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:02,500 She cried for a week. 1240 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:05,400 I don't know the story of Prince Charles and Lady Di. 1241 01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:09,200 Oh, you don't want to. It's a cautionary tale. Further proof. 1242 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:13,200 - Of what? - That you can't live a fairy tale. 1243 01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:35,100 I'm not very good with men. 1244 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:40,000 Perhaps you haven't found the right one. 1245 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,600 Maybe. Or... 1246 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:50,200 maybe the whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus 1247 01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:53,500 just a myth we've been fed since childhood 1248 01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:57,500 so we keep buying magazines and joining clubs 1249 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:01,500 and doing therapy and watching movies with hit pop songs 1250 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:03,300 played over love montages 1251 01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:06,700 all in this pathetic attempt to explain why our love Santa 1252 01:14:06,700 --> 01:14:10,700 keeps getting caught in the chimney. 1253 01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:16,100 Otis always told me love is a leap. 1254 01:14:16,100 --> 01:14:20,100 Lamentably, I was never inspired to jump. 1255 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:24,300 By my 30th birthday, I had, according to my uncle 1256 01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:26,800 become a blemish on the family name. 1257 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:28,200 So he brought me to this country 1258 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:31,000 with the proviso I marry an American. 1259 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,900 A girl with a good deal of, um... 1260 01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:36,900 Charm? 1261 01:14:36,900 --> 01:14:39,400 Money. Since my parents died 1262 01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:43,400 our family fortune had become, shall we say, depleted. 1263 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:46,500 I would be married now if I hadn't followed Stuart. 1264 01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:50,500 I was to announce a bride that night. 1265 01:14:50,700 --> 01:14:54,700 Who? 1266 01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:59,700 I don't know. 1267 01:14:59,700 --> 01:15:01,300 Someone. 1268 01:15:01,300 --> 01:15:05,300 One of them. 1269 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:16,700 What are you doing? 1270 01:15:16,700 --> 01:15:18,900 I'm just cleaning up. 1271 01:15:18,900 --> 01:15:22,900 Would you do me the honor of a dance? 1272 01:15:22,900 --> 01:15:26,900 Please? 1273 01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:56,600 - I am not much of a dancer. - You're doing famously, then. 1274 01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:18,500 Leopold, this was lovely. 1275 01:16:19,900 --> 01:16:22,700 But I don't know if I can leap 1276 01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:26,700 even if I am inspired. 1277 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:30,600 People might think I'm brave, but I'm not. 1278 01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:33,000 The brave are simply those with the clearest vision 1279 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,900 of what is before them. 1280 01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:36,800 Glory and danger alike 1281 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:40,800 and notwithstanding, go out to meet it. 1282 01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:01,000 Hey. 1283 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,300 Morning, Charles. 1284 01:17:03,300 --> 01:17:05,800 How was your evening with Patrice? 1285 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:09,700 Good. Nice. 1286 01:17:09,700 --> 01:17:11,600 How was yours? 1287 01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:15,600 Good. Nice. 1288 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,600 So, Leo, don't you think it's time you tell me who you are? 1289 01:17:31,900 --> 01:17:34,400 - What do you mean? - I mean... 1290 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:38,400 it's a blast doing the duke thing with you 24/7 but... 1291 01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:42,100 I don't want to see Kate go through Stuart: The Sequel. 1292 01:17:42,100 --> 01:17:44,900 I know she seems pretty tough but she hasn't had it that easy. 1293 01:17:44,900 --> 01:17:48,900 She's always getting stuck with people who don't hold up their end. 1294 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:51,700 Like me. 1295 01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:54,600 - I just don't... - I understand, Charles. 1296 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:57,200 - You do? - Yes. 1297 01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:59,800 So... 1298 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:03,800 Who are you? 1299 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:09,200 I am the man who loves your sister. 1300 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:17,600 Okay, pour the soap in. 1301 01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:19,300 Shut the lid. 1302 01:18:19,300 --> 01:18:21,900 Push the drawers in. 1303 01:18:21,900 --> 01:18:25,500 Close the door, and you push this button. 1304 01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:26,600 A word to the wise: 1305 01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:29,000 Don't press that till she wakes up. 1306 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,100 So she sees you doing it. 1307 01:18:31,100 --> 01:18:33,800 How clever. The proverbial tree in the woods. 1308 01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:36,000 If a man washes a dish and no one sees it... 1309 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:40,000 Did it happen? 1310 01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:55,100 - A cup of coffee, my dear. - Thank you. 1311 01:18:56,800 --> 01:19:00,800 Breakfast? 1312 01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:09,200 Nine-grain toast with strawberries and mascarpone, Madame. 1313 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:14,800 It's apparently low... 1314 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:18,800 in polyunsaturates. 1315 01:19:27,300 --> 01:19:30,800 It's really good. 1316 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:34,800 It's good. 1317 01:19:36,100 --> 01:19:40,100 What should we do today? 1318 01:19:44,300 --> 01:19:47,400 Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. 1319 01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:51,400 Thank you. No. 1320 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:54,300 You know what makes me happy? You don't look good in those. 1321 01:19:54,300 --> 01:19:58,300 They're so completely inappropriate for you. 1322 01:20:17,100 --> 01:20:18,600 Kate. 1323 01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:22,600 Kate, Kate, come. 1324 01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:26,600 Leopold? Leopold? 1325 01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:29,500 - Hey, what are you doing? - It boggles the mind that it is still here. 1326 01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:31,700 This is my uncle's home. Well, was. 1327 01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:34,000 This is where I lived. Good Lord. 1328 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:38,000 A portrait of my parents... and me. 1329 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:43,200 Leopold? 1330 01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:45,200 Look, I just don't think that we should just be 1331 01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:48,700 barging around here like that. 1332 01:20:48,700 --> 01:20:52,700 Leopold? 1333 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:07,400 My old quarters. 1334 01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:20,200 What are you doing? 1335 01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:31,600 The place where I put everything I most cared for. 1336 01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:39,800 Things I didn't want my uncle to touch. 1337 01:21:49,300 --> 01:21:52,800 My mother's ring. 1338 01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:56,800 Oh, it's beautiful. 1339 01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:08,500 You know, I live on an island 1340 01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:11,800 connected to everything by bridges 1341 01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:15,100 and I never cross them. 1342 01:22:15,100 --> 01:22:18,500 I've lived here for ten years and I've... 1343 01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:21,400 never been to the other side of anything. 1344 01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:24,300 You've never traveled? 1345 01:22:24,300 --> 01:22:28,300 No. 1346 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,300 Do you... 1347 01:22:40,300 --> 01:22:44,300 What? 1348 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:49,400 Do you miss where you're from? 1349 01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:58,200 In a way, I... 1350 01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:00,800 I miss... 1351 01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:04,200 I miss its rhythm. 1352 01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:06,700 It was slower? 1353 01:23:06,700 --> 01:23:08,900 Quite a bit slower. 1354 01:23:08,900 --> 01:23:12,900 - Like today? - Yes. 1355 01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:26,800 Do you hear that, Leopold? Do you hear that music? 1356 01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:27,800 Yes. 1357 01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:31,700 Have you ever seen the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's 1358 01:23:31,700 --> 01:23:32,600 Uh, no. 1359 01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:35,200 "No." 1360 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:38,200 Not yet. 1361 01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:41,800 You see that guy down there with the light on? 1362 01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:44,500 He listens to the soundtrack 1363 01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:48,100 of Breakfast at Tiffany's every night 1364 01:23:48,100 --> 01:23:50,700 until exactly midnight. 1365 01:23:50,700 --> 01:23:52,800 And then he turns his light off 1366 01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:54,700 goes to sleep. 1367 01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:58,200 * My huckleberry friend * 1368 01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:02,200 * Moon River * 1369 01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:07,200 * And me. * 1370 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:20,000 Oh, that means it's Sunday. 1371 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,800 Oh, I don't want it to be Sunday. 1372 01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:26,800 I want more of this. More 1876. 1373 01:24:27,900 --> 01:24:31,500 But, Kate, you don't work on Sundays. We can have more. 1374 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:35,500 Well, I don't know, 'cause Sunday is the day before 1375 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:38,100 the day I work, so... 1376 01:24:38,100 --> 01:24:41,000 it gets poisoned. 1377 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,700 I see. 1378 01:24:43,700 --> 01:24:46,200 Besides, tomorrow is the day 1379 01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:50,200 we shoot your commercial. 1380 01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:04,200 Kate. 1381 01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:07,200 Would you...? 1382 01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:10,300 Might you ever... 1383 01:25:10,300 --> 01:25:13,300 consider...? 1384 01:25:13,300 --> 01:25:17,300 Hmm? 1385 01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:28,800 It's time for bed. 1386 01:25:33,900 --> 01:25:36,000 I'm so relaxed. 1387 01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:40,000 That's all right. 1388 01:25:58,300 --> 01:26:00,200 You're tucking me in. 1389 01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:02,700 Yes. 1390 01:26:02,700 --> 01:26:04,900 You're my Otis. 1391 01:26:04,900 --> 01:26:08,900 Yes, Your Grace. 1392 01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:14,300 Oh, wait. 1393 01:26:14,300 --> 01:26:17,800 Hey, hey, don't... don't go upstairs. 1394 01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:21,800 Stay. 1395 01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:08,600 I love you, Kate McKay. 1396 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:21,900 Scone, Your Grace? 1397 01:27:21,900 --> 01:27:24,300 Ah, thank you, Millard. 1398 01:27:24,300 --> 01:27:26,400 And you brought the Farmer's Bounty? 1399 01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:28,800 But of course. 1400 01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:30,800 Ah! 1401 01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:33,200 Fresh creamery butter. 1402 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:36,000 Is there anything more comforting? 1403 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:38,200 I say there is 1404 01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:39,400 and perhaps you'll agree 1405 01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:42,800 when you sample fat-free Farmer's Bounty 1406 01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:46,800 with the genuine essence of creamery butter in every bite. 1407 01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:50,100 With every mouthful of Farmer's Bounty 1408 01:27:50,100 --> 01:27:54,000 you shall receive butter's luxurious comfort in your mouth 1409 01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:57,700 without adding to the luxury of your waistline. 1410 01:27:57,700 --> 01:27:59,200 Farmer's Bounty. 1411 01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:00,500 Now, on this one 1412 01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:04,500 take a bite and smile. 1413 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,400 And... cut! All right, check gate. 1414 01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:11,000 Good enough for me. 1415 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:12,700 Can we get a Dedo up here and something... 1416 01:28:12,700 --> 01:28:14,400 Oh, excuse me. 1417 01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:18,200 Excuse me. Is this an actual sample of Farmer's Bounty? 1418 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:20,300 Yeah. Why? 1419 01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:22,200 This tastes like saddle soap. 1420 01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:24,500 Well, it's not really your concern, now, is it? 1421 01:28:24,500 --> 01:28:26,300 Not my concern? 1422 01:28:26,300 --> 01:28:28,100 This product tastes like raw suet. 1423 01:28:28,100 --> 01:28:29,600 How is that not my concern? 1424 01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:31,600 Hey, pal, it's a paycheck! 1425 01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:33,400 - A Paycheck? - Wait a minute... 1426 01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:35,000 This is an outrage! 1427 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,300 Don't worry about the taste. Come back. We need another shot. 1428 01:28:37,300 --> 01:28:41,300 Something that brings the light up on this... 1429 01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:47,400 Leopold. 1430 01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:50,700 Leopold! 1431 01:28:50,700 --> 01:28:52,700 Leopold, what's going on? What are you doing? 1432 01:28:52,700 --> 01:28:54,400 They-they need you back in there. 1433 01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:55,500 Do they? 1434 01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:58,800 Yeah. They have to shoot the rest of the spot. They're not finished yet. 1435 01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:02,200 Well, I want no part of it. 1436 01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:03,300 Why? 1437 01:29:03,300 --> 01:29:05,100 Have you tasted it? 1438 01:29:05,100 --> 01:29:07,900 - Farmer's Bounty? - Yes, Farmer's Bounty. 1439 01:29:07,900 --> 01:29:10,800 - Yeah, I've tasted it. - It's revolting. 1440 01:29:10,800 --> 01:29:12,700 I know. 1441 01:29:12,700 --> 01:29:16,400 You know it's revolting yet you have no qualms enlisting me to endorse it? 1442 01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:19,600 It's diet; it's supposed to be awful. 1443 01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:21,100 I mean, what is the problem? 1444 01:29:21,100 --> 01:29:23,400 The problem is that for no reason beyond my affection for you 1445 01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:27,400 I find myself peddling pond scum to an unsuspecting public. 1446 01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:29,900 Hey, listen, you know the stakes are very high for me here. 1447 01:29:29,900 --> 01:29:32,900 - You can't just quit because... - Yes, I can. And so can you. 1448 01:29:32,900 --> 01:29:34,700 When one finds oneself participating 1449 01:29:34,700 --> 01:29:37,400 in an endeavor entirely without merit, one withdraws. 1450 01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:39,900 No. No. Because sometimes 1451 01:29:39,900 --> 01:29:41,600 you have to do things that you don't like. 1452 01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:44,400 Sometimes you have to suck it up and finish what you started. 1453 01:29:44,400 --> 01:29:46,500 It's part of life. 1454 01:29:46,500 --> 01:29:48,000 You sound like my uncle. 1455 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:50,600 Look, Leopold, Jansen Foods is 1456 01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:52,800 a very important account for my company. 1457 01:29:52,800 --> 01:29:54,000 If you don't go back in there 1458 01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:55,500 then I get into a lot of trouble. 1459 01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:58,500 Is this what you do at work, Kate? 1460 01:29:58,500 --> 01:30:01,000 Research methods to deceive people? 1461 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:03,400 Refine lies until they resemble truth? 1462 01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:05,500 It's no wonder you dread your work week. 1463 01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:08,000 Oh! Man, I don't have time for this. 1464 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:10,400 What has happened to the world? 1465 01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:12,300 You have every convenience, every comfort 1466 01:30:12,300 --> 01:30:13,900 - yet no time for integrity. - No. 1467 01:30:13,900 --> 01:30:16,500 What I don't have time for are pious speeches 1468 01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:18,300 by 200-year-old men 1469 01:30:18,300 --> 01:30:20,700 who've never had to work a day in their life. 1470 01:30:20,700 --> 01:30:22,100 You have no idea what I've done with my life. 1471 01:30:22,100 --> 01:30:25,600 And you-you have no idea what I've done with mine! 1472 01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:29,000 I haven't had all that many comforts and conveniences, Leopold, 1473 01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:32,300 because I've been paying dues all of my life 1474 01:30:32,300 --> 01:30:34,900 and I'm tired, and I need a rest 1475 01:30:34,900 --> 01:30:37,400 and if I have to peddle a little pond scum to get one 1476 01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:41,400 then so be it. 1477 01:30:44,900 --> 01:30:48,900 Very well. 1478 01:30:55,100 --> 01:30:59,100 We're kidding ourselves, Leopold. 1479 01:31:00,100 --> 01:31:04,100 In point of fact I don't even really know who you are. 1480 01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:10,800 You still don't believe I'm the man I say I am? 1481 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,900 We had a great weekend; that's that. 1482 01:31:14,900 --> 01:31:16,600 Now it's Sunday. 1483 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:20,600 It's over. 1484 01:31:38,100 --> 01:31:45,500 * There's such a lot of world to see. * 1485 01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:41,600 I know. 1486 01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:44,500 I know, I know, it sounds crazy- 1487 01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:46,200 talking about... 1488 01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:50,200 finding a crack in time under the East River. 1489 01:32:54,100 --> 01:32:56,400 But in, in point, in point fact, Gretchen 1490 01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:59,500 you know... 1491 01:32:59,500 --> 01:33:02,600 it is no more crazy than, uh, 1492 01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:06,600 a dog finding a rainbow. 1493 01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:11,300 Dogs are color-blind, Gretchen. 1494 01:33:11,300 --> 01:33:13,000 They don't see color. 1495 01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:15,800 - Really? - Just like we can't see time. 1496 01:33:15,800 --> 01:33:17,000 We can feel it. 1497 01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:20,500 Oh... we can feel it passing but, 1498 01:33:20,500 --> 01:33:23,400 we can't see it; it's just a blur. 1499 01:33:23,400 --> 01:33:25,500 It's like, uh... 1500 01:33:25,500 --> 01:33:29,500 it's like we're riding in a, in a supersonic train 1501 01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:33,500 and the world is just blowing by. 1502 01:33:33,900 --> 01:33:37,500 But imagine if we could stop that train, Gretchen. Hmm? 1503 01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:40,100 Imagine if we could stop that train 1504 01:33:40,100 --> 01:33:42,200 get out, look around 1505 01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:45,700 and see time for what it really is. 1506 01:33:45,700 --> 01:33:47,900 A universe, 1507 01:33:47,900 --> 01:33:51,900 a world, a thing as unimaginable as 1508 01:33:52,100 --> 01:33:54,400 color to a dog. 1509 01:33:54,400 --> 01:33:58,400 And as real and tangible as that chair you're sitting in. 1510 01:34:00,700 --> 01:34:03,700 Now, if we could see it like that 1511 01:34:03,700 --> 01:34:06,000 I mean, really look at it 1512 01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:08,400 then... 1513 01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:12,400 maybe we could see the flaws as well as the form. 1514 01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:18,600 And that's it. 1515 01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:20,300 It's that simple. 1516 01:34:20,300 --> 01:34:24,300 That's all I discovered. I'm just a... 1517 01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:27,400 just a guy who saw a crack in a chair 1518 01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:31,100 that no one else could see. 1519 01:34:31,100 --> 01:34:35,100 I'm that dog who saw a rainbow. 1520 01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:39,400 Only, uh... 1521 01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:44,600 none of the other dogs believe me. 1522 01:34:47,300 --> 01:34:51,300 I believe you. 1523 01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:37,800 I can see that some things have... 1524 01:35:38,100 --> 01:35:41,300 happened since I went away. 1525 01:35:41,300 --> 01:35:45,300 But... 1526 01:35:45,900 --> 01:35:49,900 you have to go back. 1527 01:36:14,900 --> 01:36:17,800 You understand you'll be going back to the same day you left, 1528 01:36:17,800 --> 01:36:19,500 - April 28th. - Yes. 1529 01:36:19,500 --> 01:36:22,700 So you understand you might be repeating a few things. 1530 01:36:22,700 --> 01:36:25,000 You might even see me. 1531 01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:29,000 Just don't follow me this time. 1532 01:36:32,700 --> 01:36:36,700 Can I go in? 1533 01:36:38,300 --> 01:36:40,400 J.J., you asked to see me? 1534 01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:44,400 Come on in. 1535 01:36:44,600 --> 01:36:46,800 I understand you, uh, put out a fire 1536 01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:48,300 at the shoot yesterday. 1537 01:36:48,300 --> 01:36:51,300 Guess Mr. Duke's got a bit of an ego on him, huh? 1538 01:36:51,300 --> 01:36:54,000 Yeah. 1539 01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:56,600 I'm going to England this week 1540 01:36:56,600 --> 01:37:00,000 and I made a decision. 1541 01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:04,000 You're going to be the top New York honcho. 1542 01:37:04,200 --> 01:37:06,600 So, this is going to be your office. 1543 01:37:06,600 --> 01:37:10,600 I'll be making it official tonight. 1544 01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:14,400 Thank you, J.J. Thank you. 1545 01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:16,800 You've earned it. 1546 01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:19,600 I'm heading over to Jansen to sign the buy-out papers, 1547 01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:21,500 FTC stuff. So I'll... 1548 01:37:21,500 --> 01:37:24,600 see you later at the thing. 1549 01:37:24,600 --> 01:37:26,200 - What did he say? - I got it. 1550 01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:27,800 Oh, my God. It's wonderful! 1551 01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:31,800 Just give me one second. I'm sorry, Darci. One second. 1552 01:37:35,100 --> 01:37:38,200 Hi. You've reached Stuart. Please leave a message. 1553 01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,000 Hello? 1554 01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:42,200 Leopold, I-I don't know where you are 1555 01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:45,700 but if you're there, please pick up. 1556 01:37:45,700 --> 01:37:48,600 I got it. 1557 01:37:48,600 --> 01:37:51,100 I got the job. 1558 01:37:51,100 --> 01:37:54,300 I'm the new senior vice president 1559 01:37:54,300 --> 01:37:56,900 at CRG. 1560 01:37:56,900 --> 01:37:59,000 Uh, please call me. I... 1561 01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:01,900 I'm sorry about the way things came down yesterday. 1562 01:38:01,900 --> 01:38:04,300 I apologize. I... 1563 01:38:04,300 --> 01:38:07,000 I just really need to see you. I'd love to see you tonight 1564 01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:11,000 but I have this thing at Farmer's Bounty. But I'd love to see you later. 1565 01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:13,700 I miss you.. 1566 01:38:13,700 --> 01:38:17,700 I miss you. 1567 01:38:18,300 --> 01:38:20,400 Hey, Stuart. 1568 01:38:20,400 --> 01:38:24,400 How're you feeling? 1569 01:38:30,500 --> 01:38:32,800 Where's Leo? 1570 01:38:32,800 --> 01:38:36,800 He went home. 1571 01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:08,800 He was for real.. 1572 01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:13,600 He was for real! 1573 01:39:23,100 --> 01:39:26,400 Holy shit! 1574 01:39:26,400 --> 01:39:30,400 Look at this! 1575 01:39:38,100 --> 01:39:42,100 Oh, my God. 1576 01:39:46,800 --> 01:39:49,100 Chilled, do you understand? Chilled. 1577 01:39:49,100 --> 01:39:52,000 And be sure to leave another case of the Chateau Laffite. 1578 01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:54,100 Yes, sir. 1579 01:39:54,100 --> 01:39:57,300 Leopold! Where have you been?! 1580 01:39:57,300 --> 01:39:59,900 Otis, I demand explication! It's half past five. 1581 01:39:59,900 --> 01:40:01,100 He's not even dressed! 1582 01:40:01,100 --> 01:40:02,800 He'll be ready, my lord, I assure you. 1583 01:40:02,800 --> 01:40:06,000 I don't want him ready. I want him resplendent! 1584 01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:09,000 This is the invitation. You've got... your table number, your car number 1585 01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:11,700 and I've got Morty down there- the guy you like. He's on the Madison side. 1586 01:40:11,700 --> 01:40:13,300 Also, your phone sheet is in here. 1587 01:40:13,300 --> 01:40:15,800 And Stuart called you a couple times. So... 1588 01:40:15,800 --> 01:40:19,800 Have a great time tonight. You look beautiful. 1589 01:40:56,500 --> 01:41:00,100 I don't think this is right. I'm supposed to be going to 2640 Madison. 1590 01:41:00,100 --> 01:41:04,100 That's where we are, Miss McKay. 1591 01:41:04,600 --> 01:41:06,900 Have a nice evening. 1592 01:41:06,900 --> 01:41:09,000 - Hi. - Hello. 1593 01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:13,000 Invitation, please. 1594 01:41:16,800 --> 01:41:19,000 No, no. Look, they're still plugged. 1595 01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:21,400 But they're just randomly seeded with Minoxidil. 1596 01:41:21,400 --> 01:41:23,200 - No cornrows. - Excuse me. 1597 01:41:23,200 --> 01:41:24,500 Hey, Kate. 1598 01:41:24,500 --> 01:41:26,500 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 1599 01:41:26,500 --> 01:41:28,000 To hell with the facelifts. 1600 01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:31,400 I'm into mini-lifts now. Just a tiny little bit each year. 1601 01:41:31,400 --> 01:41:33,500 I hear they'll bring them back to 840 next year. 1602 01:41:33,500 --> 01:41:34,900 So I'm just running out my lease. 1603 01:41:34,900 --> 01:41:38,300 - Kate, congratulations. - Thanks, Bob. 1604 01:41:38,300 --> 01:41:39,000 Hey, Kate. 1605 01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:40,700 J.J. Hi, Barry. 1606 01:41:40,700 --> 01:41:42,100 - Congratulations. - Thank you. Thank you very much. 1607 01:41:42,100 --> 01:41:43,900 Anyway, I'm just glad they've got them fixed. 1608 01:41:43,900 --> 01:41:47,900 I was going to move my office down to the lobby. 1609 01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:53,400 Excuse me. 1610 01:41:53,600 --> 01:41:55,300 Kate, don't powder your nose for too long. 1611 01:41:55,300 --> 01:41:57,100 I'm going to give this speech in a couple of minutes. 1612 01:41:57,100 --> 01:42:01,100 Okay. 1613 01:42:01,600 --> 01:42:03,700 All this time I thought that I had 1614 01:42:03,700 --> 01:42:06,400 pretezled fate and it had to be untwisted. 1615 01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:10,200 But what I never considered is that the whole thing is a pretzel. 1616 01:42:10,200 --> 01:42:13,500 A beautiful 4D pretzel of kismetic inevitability. 1617 01:42:13,500 --> 01:42:16,700 Okay, you know what, get off Park as soon as you can, and then go up Madison. 1618 01:42:16,700 --> 01:42:18,700 I was supposed to go back. 1619 01:42:18,700 --> 01:42:22,700 He was supposed to come forward then he was supposed to go back again and... 1620 01:42:23,700 --> 01:42:27,200 so was she. 1621 01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:29,800 Now it is my pleasure and honor... 1622 01:42:29,800 --> 01:42:33,800 to turn this over to my friend, J.J. Camden... 1623 01:42:46,700 --> 01:42:49,100 ...to take priests to the bell tower. 1624 01:42:49,100 --> 01:42:51,600 You speak of progress and invention. 1625 01:42:51,600 --> 01:42:55,400 But what I offer you downstairs is reality. 1626 01:42:55,400 --> 01:42:57,800 Take a wife. Marry. 1627 01:42:57,800 --> 01:43:00,100 Let us not bother with this banter, Uncle. 1628 01:43:00,100 --> 01:43:02,000 Tell me whom you want me to marry. 1629 01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:04,200 Well, who has the most money? 1630 01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:05,700 Well... 1631 01:43:05,700 --> 01:43:08,600 that would be Miss Tree of the Trees of Schenectady. 1632 01:43:08,600 --> 01:43:12,000 Good. Consider it done. 1633 01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:16,000 Otis, fetch the ring. I will announce at midnight. 1634 01:43:16,300 --> 01:43:17,300 Invitation, please. 1635 01:43:17,300 --> 01:43:18,300 Uh, hello. 1636 01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:19,400 My name is Stuart Besser. 1637 01:43:19,400 --> 01:43:20,800 I'm sorry, I know we're not on your list 1638 01:43:20,800 --> 01:43:24,800 - but his sister is Kate McKay... - I'm sorry, sir, I can't just let you in. 1639 01:43:29,700 --> 01:43:32,100 ...and I learned that there was one thing 1640 01:43:32,100 --> 01:43:35,000 that I could do and it didn't require money 1641 01:43:35,000 --> 01:43:38,300 and it didn't require a fancy school. 1642 01:43:38,300 --> 01:43:41,200 I learned that I could please people. 1643 01:43:41,200 --> 01:43:44,100 And there is nothing wrong with that! 1644 01:43:44,100 --> 01:43:48,100 I am a people pleaser, people! 1645 01:43:49,900 --> 01:43:52,800 Thank you so much. I am so... 1646 01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:54,000 Kate! 1647 01:43:54,000 --> 01:43:55,200 Stuart! 1648 01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:56,900 Charlie! What are you doing? 1649 01:43:56,900 --> 01:43:59,000 - You should look at these pictures, Kate. - No! No-no-no-no! 1650 01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:00,200 Now it's time to introduce the woman who's going to be 1651 01:44:00,200 --> 01:44:02,700 holding down the fort in our New York offices 1652 01:44:02,700 --> 01:44:05,200 our own little rising star, 1653 01:44:05,200 --> 01:44:06,700 Miss Kate McKay! 1654 01:44:06,700 --> 01:44:09,900 - Just listen to me for a second, please? - They're introducing me downstairs right now! 1655 01:44:09,900 --> 01:44:12,900 I'm sorry I was a lousy boyfriend. I'm sorry I let you down. 1656 01:44:12,900 --> 01:44:14,800 I know all you wanted was someone you could trust... 1657 01:44:14,800 --> 01:44:16,600 Oh, Stuart, really I can't talk about... 1658 01:44:16,600 --> 01:44:20,100 No, Kate, just listen to me, okay? Please. 1659 01:44:20,100 --> 01:44:23,000 Maybe we weren't such a waste of time after all. 1660 01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:26,600 - I mean, maybe there's a reason I was your guy. - What are you talking about? 1661 01:44:26,600 --> 01:44:30,600 Maybe I was supposed to help you find your guy... Leopold. 1662 01:44:32,900 --> 01:44:35,100 You got to go back, Kate. 1663 01:44:35,100 --> 01:44:38,600 You got to go back there. 1664 01:44:38,600 --> 01:44:40,900 Go back? 1665 01:44:40,900 --> 01:44:42,200 How? 1666 01:44:42,200 --> 01:44:46,200 You have to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge within the next 23 minutes. 1667 01:44:46,500 --> 01:44:50,300 Kate? Katie? 1668 01:44:50,300 --> 01:44:54,300 Kate, just look at the pictures, okay? 1669 01:45:07,700 --> 01:45:10,400 Is there a... a Kate McKay in the house? 1670 01:45:10,400 --> 01:45:14,400 - Yeah. Here I am! - Kate? 1671 01:45:14,900 --> 01:45:18,100 Here she is. Here she is. 1672 01:45:18,100 --> 01:45:20,000 Well, without further ado 1673 01:45:20,000 --> 01:45:22,900 the new senior vice president of our New York offices. 1674 01:45:22,900 --> 01:45:26,900 Here she is, ladies and gentlemen- Kate McKay. 1675 01:45:30,800 --> 01:45:32,000 - You okay? - Yeah. 1676 01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:34,000 Sorry. 1677 01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:34,900 Thank you. 1678 01:45:34,900 --> 01:45:36,300 Quite an entrance, huh? 1679 01:45:36,300 --> 01:45:37,700 Thank you, J.J. 1680 01:45:37,700 --> 01:45:40,000 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 1681 01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:41,700 Wow. 1682 01:45:41,700 --> 01:45:43,300 Well... 1683 01:45:43,300 --> 01:45:45,500 This is a great night. 1684 01:45:45,500 --> 01:45:47,900 We here at... 1685 01:45:47,900 --> 01:45:50,300 CRG have always considered ourselves to be 1686 01:45:50,300 --> 01:45:53,800 in the "Find what people want" business and at Jansen, 1687 01:45:53,800 --> 01:45:56,500 you guys are in the "Make what people want" business. 1688 01:45:56,500 --> 01:45:59,800 So, imagine what we can do together. 1689 01:45:59,800 --> 01:46:03,800 We'll be able to find out exactly what people want 1690 01:46:04,300 --> 01:46:06,100 and make it... for them. 1691 01:46:06,100 --> 01:46:10,100 So... yeah, so our customers... 1692 01:46:10,200 --> 01:46:14,200 will be able to get exactly... 1693 01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:24,400 ...what they... 1694 01:46:25,100 --> 01:46:29,100 ...they want. 1695 01:46:53,400 --> 01:46:57,200 And... 1696 01:46:57,200 --> 01:47:01,200 ...it's a great thing to... to get what you want. 1697 01:47:01,600 --> 01:47:03,200 Uh, it's a really good thing. 1698 01:47:03,200 --> 01:47:05,900 Unless what you thought you wanted wasn't really 1699 01:47:05,900 --> 01:47:09,400 what you wanted because what you really... 1700 01:47:09,400 --> 01:47:12,100 ...wanted 1701 01:47:12,100 --> 01:47:16,100 you couldn't imagine, or you didn't think it was possible. 1702 01:47:18,900 --> 01:47:22,600 But... but what if someone came along who knew 1703 01:47:22,600 --> 01:47:24,800 exactly what you wanted without asking? 1704 01:47:24,800 --> 01:47:27,300 They just knew. Like they could... 1705 01:47:27,300 --> 01:47:31,300 hear your heart beating or listen to your thoughts. 1706 01:47:32,000 --> 01:47:35,200 And what if they were sure of themselves 1707 01:47:35,200 --> 01:47:37,800 and they didn't have to take a poll 1708 01:47:37,800 --> 01:47:40,100 and they loved you... 1709 01:47:40,100 --> 01:47:44,100 and you hesitated? 1710 01:47:48,100 --> 01:47:49,800 And... 1711 01:47:49,800 --> 01:47:53,000 I have to go. 1712 01:47:53,000 --> 01:47:55,900 I... 1713 01:47:55,900 --> 01:47:59,900 I'm sorry, but I have to go. 1714 01:48:00,600 --> 01:48:04,600 Kate? 1715 01:48:07,900 --> 01:48:08,900 Stuart, 1716 01:48:08,900 --> 01:48:10,100 can you tell me 1717 01:48:10,100 --> 01:48:13,800 in short, complete sentences featuring no words over two syllables 1718 01:48:13,800 --> 01:48:16,100 why exactly I am in these pictures? 1719 01:48:16,100 --> 01:48:17,600 - Probably not. - Try. 1720 01:48:17,600 --> 01:48:19,400 - Because you were there. - I wasn't. 1721 01:48:19,400 --> 01:48:21,900 I would remember. Believe me, I would remember if I was there. 1722 01:48:21,900 --> 01:48:23,900 Because you're going to be there. 1723 01:48:23,900 --> 01:48:24,900 If we get there in time. 1724 01:48:24,900 --> 01:48:27,900 These are pictures of the past, not the future. 1725 01:48:27,900 --> 01:48:28,700 Not exactly. 1726 01:48:28,700 --> 01:48:31,100 Theoretically speaking if you go to the past in the future 1727 01:48:31,100 --> 01:48:33,200 then your future lies in the past. 1728 01:48:33,200 --> 01:48:37,200 And that is a picture of you in the future, in the past. 1729 01:48:37,500 --> 01:48:41,500 We'll have to make a run for it. Let's go. 1730 01:48:42,400 --> 01:48:44,300 Come on, come on. 1731 01:48:44,300 --> 01:48:46,400 Let's go, let's go. Come on! 1732 01:48:46,400 --> 01:48:48,000 Whoa, where the hell do you think you're going? 1733 01:48:48,000 --> 01:48:51,600 $6.80 on the meter, pal. 1734 01:48:51,600 --> 01:48:55,600 It's going to close, Kate! Come on! 1735 01:49:01,700 --> 01:49:04,900 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention? 1736 01:49:04,900 --> 01:49:06,800 The Duke of Albany will be making 1737 01:49:06,800 --> 01:49:09,200 a very important announcement in 20 minutes 1738 01:49:09,200 --> 01:49:11,200 from this very stage. 1739 01:49:11,200 --> 01:49:13,500 And I believe it shall be an announcement 1740 01:49:13,500 --> 01:49:17,500 that will justify the playing of a bridal waltz. 1741 01:49:26,500 --> 01:49:27,400 Okay... 1742 01:49:27,400 --> 01:49:28,500 this is the hard part. 1743 01:49:28,500 --> 01:49:30,100 - What? - The girder. 1744 01:49:30,100 --> 01:49:34,100 - The girder? - You have to cross the girder, Kate. 1745 01:49:35,100 --> 01:49:37,400 That girder? 1746 01:49:37,400 --> 01:49:40,100 Stuart, I can't cross that girder. 1747 01:49:40,100 --> 01:49:42,600 - You love him, right? - What? 1748 01:49:42,600 --> 01:49:44,600 Leopold. 1749 01:49:44,600 --> 01:49:48,200 You love him, right? 1750 01:49:48,200 --> 01:49:50,200 Yeah. 1751 01:49:50,200 --> 01:49:53,000 That's all you need to know. Now go. 1752 01:49:53,000 --> 01:49:55,500 - You'll be fine. - Katie... 1753 01:49:55,500 --> 01:49:57,500 Charlie... Charlie, what am I... How are you gonna... 1754 01:49:57,500 --> 01:50:00,600 No, go! Don't worry about me. 1755 01:50:00,600 --> 01:50:02,500 - Now, Kate, now. - Now? 1756 01:50:02,500 --> 01:50:04,200 - The portal's going to close. - All right. 1757 01:50:04,200 --> 01:50:06,400 Go. 1758 01:50:06,400 --> 01:50:09,700 -Oh! - Jesus. 1759 01:50:09,700 --> 01:50:11,000 Oh, God. 1760 01:50:11,000 --> 01:50:13,400 You can do it. 1761 01:50:13,400 --> 01:50:17,400 Don't look down. 1762 01:50:37,000 --> 01:50:41,000 Charlie... 1763 01:50:41,300 --> 01:50:44,900 I'll love you forever. 1764 01:50:44,900 --> 01:50:48,900 Love you. 1765 01:50:50,800 --> 01:50:54,800 It's okay. 1766 01:50:56,900 --> 01:50:59,100 Lady... lady, what are you doing? 1767 01:50:59,100 --> 01:51:00,100 Step back, lady. 1768 01:51:00,100 --> 01:51:02,300 - It's okay. - Step back from there, lady. 1769 01:51:02,300 --> 01:51:06,300 Come back, lady. 1770 01:51:07,000 --> 01:51:09,200 Central, be advised, this is Bridge Post Four. 1771 01:51:09,200 --> 01:51:11,700 I've got a jumper on the southwest location of the bridge. 1772 01:51:11,700 --> 01:51:16,700 Have a supervisor, ESU and Harbor respond to this location forthwith. 1773 01:51:36,800 --> 01:51:38,200 Ladies and gentlemen 1774 01:51:38,200 --> 01:51:40,700 it is with a glad heart and a bright eye 1775 01:51:40,700 --> 01:51:44,000 that I proudly introduce my beloved nephew 1776 01:51:44,000 --> 01:51:47,700 Leopold, Duke of Albany. 1777 01:51:47,700 --> 01:51:49,900 Thank you, Uncle Millard. 1778 01:51:49,900 --> 01:51:50,600 Thank you. 1779 01:51:50,600 --> 01:51:52,900 I'm sorry, madam, but this is a private affair. 1780 01:51:52,900 --> 01:51:54,300 No, you don't seem to understand. 1781 01:51:54,300 --> 01:51:55,700 I need to get inside. 1782 01:51:55,700 --> 01:51:59,300 - I need to get inside right now and... - What seems to be the problem? 1783 01:51:59,300 --> 01:52:00,600 Are you Otis? 1784 01:52:00,600 --> 01:52:04,600 Well, let us proceed. Please raise your glasses... 1785 01:52:06,000 --> 01:52:09,400 so we may toast to my bride-to-be 1786 01:52:09,400 --> 01:52:14,300 the woman whose welfare and happiness shall be my solemn duty to maintain. 1787 01:52:15,100 --> 01:52:19,100 The future Duchess of Albany... 1788 01:52:23,100 --> 01:52:27,100 Kate McKay. 1789 01:52:29,500 --> 01:52:33,500 Of the McKays of...? 1790 01:52:33,900 --> 01:52:37,900 Massapequa.. 1791 01:52:38,300 --> 01:52:42,300 Massapequa. 1792 01:52:48,800 --> 01:52:52,800 - I love you. - I love you. 1793 01:53:34,900 --> 01:53:43,400 * If I caught the world in a bottle * * And everything was still beneath the moon * 1794 01:53:43,400 --> 01:53:48,300 * Without your love would it shine for me? * 1795 01:53:49,600 --> 01:53:58,000 * If I was smart as Aristotle * * And understood the rings around the moon * 1796 01:53:58,000 --> 01:54:03,000 * What would it all matter if you love me? * 1797 01:54:03,300 --> 01:54:09,300 * Here in your arms, * * Where the world is impossibly still * 1798 01:54:09,300 --> 01:54:13,000 * With a million dreams to fulfill * 1799 01:54:13,000 --> 01:54:17,600 * And a matter of moments * * Until the dancing ends. * 1800 01:54:17,800 --> 01:54:23,700 * Here in your arms, * * When everything seems to be clear * 1801 01:54:23,700 --> 01:54:27,600 * Not a solitary thing would I fear * 1802 01:54:27,600 --> 01:54:32,800 * Except when this moment comes * * near the dancing's end. * 1803 01:54:33,100 --> 01:54:41,400 * If I caught the world in an hourglass, * * Saddled up the moon so we could ride * 1804 01:54:41,400 --> 01:54:46,600 * Until the stars grew dim * 1805 01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:50,600 * Until... * 1806 01:54:51,400 --> 01:54:59,300 * One day you'll meet a stranger * * And all the noise is silenced in the room * 1807 01:54:59,300 --> 01:55:05,000 * You'll feel that you're close to some mystery * 1808 01:55:05,500 --> 01:55:13,800 * In the moonlight when everything shatters, * * You'll feel as if you've known her all your life * 1809 01:55:13,800 --> 01:55:19,200 * The world's oldest lesson in history * 1810 01:55:19,500 --> 01:55:25,400 * Here in your arms, * * where the world is impossibly still * 1811 01:55:25,400 --> 01:55:29,100 * With a million dreams to fulfill * 1812 01:55:29,100 --> 01:55:33,700 * And a matter of moments * * until the dancing ends. * 1813 01:55:34,000 --> 01:55:40,000 * Here in your arms, * * when everything seems to be clear * 1814 01:55:40,000 --> 01:55:43,900 * Not a solitary thing do I fear * 1815 01:55:43,900 --> 01:55:51,800 * Except when this moment comes * * near the dancing's end. * 1816 01:55:52,800 --> 01:56:01,100 * Oh, if I caught the world in an hourglass, * * saddled up the moon then we would ride * 1817 01:56:01,100 --> 01:56:06,700 * Until the stars grew dim, * 1818 01:56:06,700 --> 01:56:13,900 * Until the time, that time stands still, * 1819 01:56:13,900 --> 01:56:21,400 * Until... * 131253