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[WHIRRING]
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Yes, chilling!
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I'm so scared of your leftover
prop from a Styx video.
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Oh, please spare my life, Mr. Roboto.
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
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Miss me, darling?
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What? No, I just saw you,
like, five minutes ago.
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MAN: You have thwarted my robot,
my dear Monarch!
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But Dr. Dugong has plenty more
tricks up his sleeve.
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You don't have sleeves.
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You're in a seal costume.
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Dugong!
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And it's not a costume!
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- Boys, locate Dr. Manatee.
- Dugong!
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He's been on the stupid PA
the whole time.
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There's a speaker right
over my head.
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It's so loud.
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It's blah, blah blah, blah blah.
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...desperate attempt to learn
the secrets of love and caring,
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was chemically fused
with a gentle sea cow!
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Dr. Sea Lion won't stop
with the third person.
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Dugong!
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A dugong!
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Douglas Ong.
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Dr. Dugong--
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Oh, my God, thank you.
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Okay, I know he's annoying,
but you have to get into it.
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You gotta at least pretend to try.
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He's such a weenus.
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Did you hear that origin story?
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"Secrets of love and caring"?
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- "Caring"?
- Yeah, that was kinda gay.
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But I really want you to try
to take this seriously.
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We've located Dr. Dugong, mum.
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Good work.
Mommy's little babies.
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[SCOFFS] It's bad enough
that they ignore me,
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but do you have to call them that?
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Man seeks a good time,
but he is not a hedonist.
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He seeks love,
he just doesn't know where to look.
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He looks under the beds
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of whores and in the hot stem
of a crack pipe,
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but he should look to nature.
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Gentle aquatic mammals
have all the answers.
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Your door was locked,
so we let ourselves in.
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Yeah, we got our own key.
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Well, if it isn't Dr. Mrs. The Monarch,
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the pupa twins, and... a-and...
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Come on, Monarch. What's the holdup?
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MONARCH:
Okay, okay.
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Oh, man! You're all flesh colored.
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How much thalidomide
did your mom take?
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You may have found
my inner sanctum, but you are not--
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Can you hold that speech
for a second?
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- Don't forget it.
- I won't.
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One second!
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Will you just try to do this right?
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This guy's a chump.
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You get me in front of Dr. Venture
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and I'll show you how I dance.
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We'll talk about that later.
Now, please, do it for me.
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[SIGHS]
Okay, fine.
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Go ahead.
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Oh, oh. You may have found
my inner sanctum--
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Shut up! Now give us the key, or the plans
or whatever-the-hell you have!
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I have a tank full of gentle cuttlefish.
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Give us the cuttlefish!
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Cuttle...
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I can't do this!
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Oh, you were so close, sweetie.
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Just pretend he's Dr. Venture.
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Give me that gun.
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You abandoned me!
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You abandoned my hatred!
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I-I-I have cuttlefish.
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Look into my eyes!
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[UP-TEMPO MUSIC]
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[COMPUTERIZED DRUMMING]
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? His pernicious steed
circles the graves ?
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? Of the damned souls ?
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? Blood morphs into fire ?
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? Demon sword in flames ?
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? Hell lava licks the wounds
of my insanity ?
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? My insanity ?
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[COMPUTERIZED DRUMMING]
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So?
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Hmm, rock band music?
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Okay, I'll do the feature.
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What's your angle?
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You're incredibly lame.
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Here's the angle.
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The next big thing
since Eddy and The Cruisers.
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My boyband good looks,
Dermott's bizarre anger,
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and a robot on drums.
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Hmm, I like it.
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It has a science angle.
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So, what does the band go by?
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I like "Lip Glossary."
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And I'm leaning towards
"Goat Blood Sacrifice."
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Well, there's your story.
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We'll have a readers' contest.
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Dean, we're your only readers.
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My subscribers number
well into the teens!
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Right here in "Affection Directions",
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a troubled reader queries --
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"I'm on love with my boss' wife.
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But because my boss
is a known killer and private torturer,
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I'm afraid to say something."
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Signed, G. Viceroy.
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So I reply--
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MONARCH: "It's a slippery
slope you ski, Mr. Viceroy.
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But yours truly Deany Vee
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thinks it's best to march up to her
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and tell her how you feel.
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It doesn't matter that she's kinda scary
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and that her Dad is magic.
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It's best to make
your noble intentions known."
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Complete weenus.
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I thought it was pretty good advice.
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I mean, a man can't live a lie
and still be a man!
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This Viceroy guy is probably dying inside.
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Dude, this Viceroy guy
is probably fictitious.
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Or one of you guys.
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Why would you say that?
I mean, it's absurd.
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There's no proof that it's one of us.
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Well, it's Dean Venture's
fake little newspaper.
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How many people read it?
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Well, yeah. That's what I meant.
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Because it sounds like a joke.
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That's joking. That's totally joking talk.
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Drop it.
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Hey, the buffoon answered
my question. Unbelievable!
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Okay, okay, check this out.
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I wrote -- "Dear Deany Vee,
I'm remodeling my bachelor pad.
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And everybody knows that Deany Vee
lives in the coolest home ever.
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Could you please print out
a layout of the Venture compound.
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Complete with security
schematics and access codes?"
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"You are in luck, Bare Walls in Baltimore.
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Because I plan a whole feature
on the Venture compound
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and a two page spread
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on Rusty Venture's
amazing Vacuum-boombroom,
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fresh from it's triumphant
showing at the Science Now Conference.
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That, plus word jumbles,
comics, and coupons,
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all in the next Venture Home News!"
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Showing the Vacuum-boombroom.
Do you know what that means?
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That Venture's invented
an exploding vacuum?
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And that he gave it
the stupidest name ever?
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Close! It means that Venture is,
as we speak,
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showing his lame-ass invention
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at the Science Now Conference.
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Ahh! This is the first year I won't be there
to piss on his parade!
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Dude!
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Oh, I mean, Mighty Monarch!
We should do it.
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- Come on, it would be so sweet.
- Can't.
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Guild won't let me arch Venture. Why do
you think I'm hanging out with you guys?
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Because we're super-cool!
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Yeah, that's it.
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As cool as we are, undeniable.
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If I had a lady like your wife,
I would be with her right now.
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And I'd be brushing her hair
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and then we'd explore our feelings.
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If you had a lady like my wife,
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you would be in
an alternate universe where --
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where dogs talk and birds
have human pets.
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Wooo-- Oh, crap!
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You just reminded me.
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I have to go to my wife's
little post game pow wow.
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He went arching?
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Without us?
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Ow! Ohh!
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We don't get to do anything.
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I'm, like, this close
to arching the paper boy.
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Sweetie, you just killed
your arch enemy.
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You killed him. He's dead.
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Well, I'm that good.
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What can I say?
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You're not an assassin,
you're a villain.
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The Guild is very touchy
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with cold-blooded murder
on day one!
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With a fucking cripple
that thinks he's half a sea cow.
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That guy was lame!
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I can't go from Dr. Venture to that guy.
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If these are the kind of
protagonists I keep getting,
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I'm gonna quit.
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Yeah, quit. Mature.
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You kill every arch enemy
you get assigned
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and I keep apologizing to the Guild.
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Just quit. That's fair.
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Now you're trying to make me
out to be the bad guy.
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Yes! I'm trying to make you a bad guy!
We're both bad guys!
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We're professional bad guys.
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Ding! Hello?!
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Yes, please, belittle me
in front of my henchmen.
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It's a real morale booster.
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Well, why are we arguing
in front of the henchmen anyway?
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Because the henchmen are standing here.
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Are you two gonna get a divorce?
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That's a very pretty costume,
Mrs. Monarch.
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I have a cocoon parked in a tree
that is full of guys
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that do nothing but play a video game
that uses a little plastic baby guitar!
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They have nothing to do since
those mean little freaks moved in.
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I don't wanna sound
prejudice or anything,
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but they are super creepy.
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As long as this is all out in the open,
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I have evidence that they pee
in the corners of my room.
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They're marking my room.
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You wanna lose
some of that belly fat right fast?
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Put you on a cold steel diet.
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Be the last diet you ever go on.
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Boys, don't cut anybody.
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No, go ahead and kill him.
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Metaphorically!
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Do it. The henchmen aren't
being used for anything!
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I mean, you and your knife wielding
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miniature psychos
seem to do just fine without us!
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Come on, minions.
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We are not needed here!
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[COMPUTERIZED DRUMMING]
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[HANK GRUNTING]
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- Time!
- 3.23 seconds.
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Not bad considering
your lack of training.
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Alright, it's my turn.
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Here's the secret.
You have to lead H.E.L.P.eR.
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Duh. Aw, come on!
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Your ceiling's too low for me
to do my sweet Gymkata
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hand-spring wheel-kick.
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Okay, ready, set...
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Go!
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Our drummer wasn't ready!
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I came at him with my chi
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totally focused right here
in my upper chest.
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Plus, if I had on my tabbi boots, I--
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Shhh!
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
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- What?
- Somebody's coming!
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Oh, forget it. Just let him in.
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What is going on in here?
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Hey, loser.
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Changed out of
your 1910 banker's costume
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into your Umpa Lumpa costume for us?
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It's a speed suit.
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I wear it when I'm doing science.
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Dean, putting plastic
dinosaurs in water
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till they get huge
and all bloated isn't "doing science."
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That hurt, Hank.
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I expect that kind of sass
from Dermott, but not from you.
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Can you please stop H.E.L.P.eR.
from drumming?!
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No, I'm not even sure
how we got him to start.
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We can't even get him
to play something different.
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Okay, it's 10:30.
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I'm gonna clean up the mess
in the kitchen, you're welcome.
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And then it's bedtime for all of us.
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What, are you going through menopause?
254
00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:30,830
Have some fun for once.
255
00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,710
Yeah, Deano. Lighten up.
256
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,800
You are missing the big picture, Hank.
257
00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:37,380
If Dad sees that we can handle
ourselves without him,
258
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:38,840
we get more privileges.
259
00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:40,680
Scooter rides off the compound,
260
00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:44,640
sleep away astronaut camp,
public school.
261
00:09:44,770 --> 00:09:46,470
Hank, public school!
262
00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,680
[GASPS]
263
00:09:47,810 --> 00:09:49,140
We are being tested!
264
00:09:49,270 --> 00:09:50,190
You guys are sad.
265
00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:52,230
Why did he decide to leave you
here in the first place?
266
00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,610
Something about the conference having
"hot desperate women."
267
00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:58,490
And we had a bad run-in
with the Hot Lava men of Tanga Island.
268
00:09:58,610 --> 00:10:01,660
So I can imagine how dangerous
their women get when they're desperate.
269
00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:03,870
I can't take it anymore!
270
00:10:03,990 --> 00:10:05,910
I-I gotta blow off some steam
or something.
271
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,830
Two words, titty bar.
272
00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,370
I'm just gonna throw that out there.
273
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,290
Totally! And two more words --
274
00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:12,920
potato skins.
275
00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:13,960
I got a better idea.
276
00:10:14,090 --> 00:10:15,880
We return to suckle the teat of hate
277
00:10:16,010 --> 00:10:18,380
that once nourished us
like so much butterfly
278
00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:20,760
themed Romulus and Remus.
279
00:10:20,890 --> 00:10:22,180
So, yes, to the strip club?
280
00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:23,300
No!
281
00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:27,020
We are going to fuck up
an empty Venture compound!
282
00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:28,850
Your wife isn't gonna like that.
283
00:10:28,980 --> 00:10:30,100
Whatever!
284
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,350
When did this happen?
285
00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,440
Last thing I remember,
286
00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,900
I was planting dynamite
under Venture's baby blue jeep!
287
00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:36,520
That was the best!
288
00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:39,990
And we had that plunger thing
you push down. So classic.
289
00:10:40,110 --> 00:10:42,280
We need to get an anvil
and drop that on him.
290
00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:44,780
Sweet! Or a round bomb!
291
00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,740
Oh, the black ones with the fuse?
292
00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:48,410
I love those.
293
00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:50,960
[SIGHS]
But look at my life now.
294
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,830
Hatred's become a job.
295
00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,750
I had true hatred with Venture.
296
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,090
I didn't have to fake it.
297
00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:58,630
That sweet loathing
just poured out of me
298
00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,130
whenever I saw his pathetic face.
299
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:04,390
I just -- I just wanted
to kick his ass.
300
00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:07,350
I wanted to build a machine
to kick his ass.
301
00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:09,680
I wanted to build an empire
302
00:11:09,810 --> 00:11:12,890
to house the machine to kick his ass!
303
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:17,820
Then, by God,
let's go take a dump in his pool!
304
00:11:22,070 --> 00:11:23,410
What's with the sidecar?
305
00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:25,070
It's your Queen's throne.
306
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,580
Yeah, just one of the many super-features
we worked into the new cocoon.
307
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:31,040
Why don't you just paint
the place pink, while you're at it.
308
00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:36,080
Cool. I rebuilt that throne
and never knew it did that.
309
00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:39,050
To the Monarch Mobile!
310
00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:40,170
This rules!
311
00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:43,380
I'm gonna take the stairs.
312
00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:49,100
Okay, Monarch, I'm gaining
serious fucking momentum over here!
313
00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:51,520
Well, use your feet
to slow yourself down.
314
00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:52,730
I'm wearing booties!
315
00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:54,850
I can feel every seam on this thing!
316
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,520
It kills!
317
00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:59,070
Ow! The crown!
318
00:11:59,190 --> 00:12:00,480
Can you pull over please?
319
00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:02,440
I can't stop!
320
00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:04,200
Aaah! Ow!
321
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,780
Oh, right on my coccyx.
322
00:12:05,910 --> 00:12:08,280
Ow, right on your coccyx.
323
00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:09,660
Who put the top up?
324
00:12:09,790 --> 00:12:11,290
You'll thank me later.
325
00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:12,620
It's gonna rain.
326
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,290
Whoa!
327
00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:20,090
HENCHMAN 21:
What is this, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
328
00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:22,210
Who else knew it could do this?
329
00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:25,220
[COMPUTERIZED DRUMMING
CONTINUES, MUFFLED]
330
00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:28,850
[GROANS]
This is driving me crazy!
331
00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:30,970
[COMPUTERIZED DRUMMING]
332
00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:37,190
H.E.L.P.eR., activate!
333
00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:39,110
[BEEPING]
334
00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:43,150
H.E.L.P.eR.,
disable vocal functions.
335
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,450
H.E.L.P.eR.,
disable alarm functions!
336
00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:50,200
Oh, come on!
337
00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:53,500
H.E.L.P.eR., disable
all accessible audio functions.
338
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:58,040
Access password, Rusty is a cowboy.
339
00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:00,670
[MUSIC STOPS]
340
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,840
- DERMOTT: Hey, what gives?
- HANK: I didn't do it.
341
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,420
Man, I hope the tape didn't snap.
342
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,090
Brock would kill me. It's his only tape.
343
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,340
It's Brock's?
Hey, you think I could borrow it.
344
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:10,600
You know, just for a few days.
345
00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:13,720
What's that?
346
00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:14,850
I freaking knew it.
347
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:16,180
Why didn't the alarms go off??
348
00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:17,230
'Cause that's a UFO.
349
00:13:17,350 --> 00:13:19,150
They screw with electrical fields, duh.
350
00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:20,980
- Are you sure?
- I'm totally positive.
351
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,730
They just landed behind
your freaking house.
352
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:25,690
So that rules out
a weather balloon or the moon.
353
00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:28,700
I have to call my dad and Brock
and tell them the aliens are back.
354
00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:30,450
Back? What, does this happen a lot?
355
00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:32,950
About as much as ghost hauntings,
or time machine guys
356
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,660
from the past
showing up to yell at my dad.
357
00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:36,040
What are you doing?
358
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,710
I'm gonna put this lighter up my corn hole.
359
00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:40,580
So when the aliens try to
probe me, and they totally will...
360
00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:42,540
they'll get a face full of freakin' fire!
361
00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:45,380
Nobody goes in through my out door.
362
00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:46,970
Come on, somebody.
363
00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:48,220
Answer your watch.
364
00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:01,060
Beggin' your pardon, mum.
365
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:02,560
Aah! What are you doing in here?
366
00:14:02,690 --> 00:14:03,650
Monarch is gone.
367
00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:05,230
So is the Monarch Mobile.
368
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,110
He's with his two cronies.
369
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,190
It figures.
370
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,450
You want we should go find him?
371
00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:11,570
No, no, no.
I know exactly where he is.
372
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:14,620
What I want is for you to get
outta here so I can change.
373
00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:16,950
We could just close our eyes.
374
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,910
And promise not to peek?
375
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,620
- At your body.
- At your naked body.
376
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,790
Get out!
377
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,050
HENCHMAN 21: [INHALES DEEPLY]
This is what it's all about.
378
00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:28,210
MONARCH:
Ahh, just smell that air.
379
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:30,760
Oh, jeez, that is foul!
380
00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:34,260
Don't look at me! There's a septic tank
somewhere around here.
381
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:37,810
[SNIFFS]
That's the smell of pure hate.
382
00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:40,230
I remember the first time I smelled that.
383
00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:42,560
I was so young back then.
384
00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:44,190
It feels like it was just yest--
385
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,900
Is anybody else really hot?
386
00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,360
I am baking here.
387
00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:50,280
Why are you fucking hitting your leader?
388
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,650
Your wings are on fire!
389
00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:54,030
There're lasers all over the place!
390
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,200
What's--
391
00:14:55,330 --> 00:14:57,160
It's the septic tank! It's gonna blow!
392
00:14:57,290 --> 00:14:58,490
Fuck it! Run!
393
00:14:58,620 --> 00:14:59,830
[ALL SCREAMING]
394
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:00,910
[EXPLOSION]
395
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,420
Aaah!
396
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,630
What the heck just happened?
397
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,590
Finally, somebody answers.
398
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,970
Dude, a UFO landed in Compound East.
399
00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:12,300
We're investigating!
400
00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:13,840
Were you dumped into the panic room?
401
00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:16,430
No, but my stuffed giraffe
and your bed sheets were.
402
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,060
Well, the security system
must be working.
403
00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:20,430
But the alarm is busted
because of the aliens.
404
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,980
Eh-- I'm sure there's a scientific
and rational explanation.
405
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:25,770
- Did you call Pop?
- Yeah, no answer.
406
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:28,230
- Okay, don't panic.
- I won't.
407
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,230
Okay...
Well I think I'm gonna.
408
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,490
Dean, don't hide in the closet.
409
00:15:32,610 --> 00:15:34,820
I just need a few moments in here.
410
00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:36,910
Okay, then take the Uzi.
411
00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:38,530
I'm gonna use this Kalashnikov.
412
00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,500
Where'd you get that?
I want an AK, too.
413
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,660
Boys, put the weapons back.
414
00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:44,500
I want you both to stay here.
415
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:45,790
We need to protect you, mum.
416
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,750
From the Monarch.
He's gone all crazy.
417
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,880
He's probably dangerous.
418
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,800
- Or worse.
- Yeah, or worse.
419
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,800
Tim-Tom, Kevin,
420
00:15:52,930 --> 00:15:54,380
the Monarch would never hurt me.
421
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:56,010
You just don't understand him.
422
00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:58,720
He has a deep hate for Dr. Venture.
423
00:15:58,850 --> 00:15:59,760
Why?
424
00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:02,180
Because the Monarch has passion.
425
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:04,560
He has more hate in his yellow glove
426
00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:07,150
than most villains have
in their whole costume.
427
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,860
Well, why does he hate Dr. Venture?
428
00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:10,360
Because he can't fake it.
429
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,700
He would rather jeopardize his whole
career than arch somebody else.
430
00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:15,860
That's why.
Because he's the real thing!
431
00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:16,910
No, mum.
432
00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:20,330
What did Dr. Venture do
to the Monarch to make them enemies?
433
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:24,040
Nothing worth destroying
a career... a marriage.
434
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,540
I know what I have to do.
You boys stay here!
435
00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:30,040
Why can't we get a straight answer?
436
00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:32,840
I just saw mum's clean panties.
437
00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:34,010
When she was crouching?
438
00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:35,970
I tried not to look. Were they--
439
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:38,720
They were white panties, Kevin.
440
00:16:38,850 --> 00:16:41,100
- White...
- Oooh, white.
441
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,520
I can't believe we didn't get blown up.
442
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,400
Dude, we're like those guys
on TV that never get shot.
443
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,060
Hey, we're like main characters.
444
00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:52,030
Don't jinx it. You see anything?
445
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:54,900
No, I can't see squat
with these tinted goggles on.
446
00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:57,990
Douche, use the night vision.
What's wrong with you?
447
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,030
I can see everything.
448
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,030
This is so cool. When did we get these?
449
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,740
Like, 1994.
450
00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:06,250
Why don't I know this stuff?
Man, this is so rad.
451
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:08,080
It's like Blair Witch-o-vision.
452
00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:10,170
Those kids eyes look all glowing.
453
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,250
- What kids?
- Those two right over there.
454
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:14,550
What are you doing? Get them!
455
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,510
Super run away!
456
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,550
[HACKING]
457
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:29,560
Take a look at that, Rusty.
458
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:31,940
Ah!
459
00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:35,400
You rebuilding G.U.A.R.D.O.,
you pathetic loser.
460
00:17:35,530 --> 00:17:38,110
Wanna see if you can get it
to suck again? Huh?
461
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,240
Is that what you want? Huh?
462
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:42,620
Well, hello.
463
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:47,080
[COUGHING, SPITTING]
464
00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:48,500
Dude, what are you doing?
465
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,170
I'm giving you my Earth germs.
466
00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:53,380
[COUGHING]
I'm gonna kill you with my cold!
467
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,960
- Die, alien! [COUGHS]
- I'm not an alien, dill-weed.
468
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:57,880
I'm a henchman.
You're not a Venture brother.
469
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,130
Who the hell are you?
470
00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:01,140
- I'm Hank's friend.
- Yeah, I doubt that.
471
00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:03,970
Would you believe
I'm Brock Samson's long lost son?
472
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,470
If that were true I don't think
I would have caught you so easily.
473
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,060
I couldn't run because I got
a lighter up my ass.
474
00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:11,770
Okay, now I believe you're Hank's friend.
475
00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:19,070
[SIGHS] Here we go.
476
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,660
All hands, this is your Queen Butterfly!
477
00:18:24,790 --> 00:18:26,160
Man your stations!
478
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:28,290
Engine room, prepare for flight!
479
00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:31,210
Navigators to their controls,
double time!
480
00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:34,840
[DISTANT CHEERING]
481
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:35,840
[HANK WHIMPERING]
482
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:36,920
Hank!
483
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:41,590
Hank, I'm gonna throw up!
Can we stop for a second?!
484
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:46,180
- Truce?
- Truce, yes. I'm dying!
485
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:47,220
Alright.
486
00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:49,270
What are the warning signs
of a heart attack?
487
00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:50,390
Get out of my yard.
488
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,600
You guys aren't allowed
within 500 feet of us!
489
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:54,440
Well, you weren't supposed to be here!
490
00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:55,480
Well, we are.
491
00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:57,400
You guys just blew up my backyard.
492
00:18:57,530 --> 00:19:00,280
Aw, I'm gonna get blamed for that.
I'm gonna tell my dad!
493
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,990
Okay, wait, wait!
494
00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:04,240
Don't call your dad.
Just listen first, okay?
495
00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:06,280
Okay, but it better be
that you are gonna fix the lawn.
496
00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:07,540
Alright, listen.
497
00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:09,660
I'm about to lay some heavy on you.
498
00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:12,500
Hank, you can't die.
499
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:13,880
You're, like, magic or something.
500
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,460
Wait. Are you funnin' me?
501
00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:18,500
I have personally seen you
die twice. Seriously.
502
00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:21,090
Like shotgun to the face.
You can't be killed.
503
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,590
I shit you not.
504
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,890
You are an immortal.
505
00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:28,720
- Like the Highlander?
- Yes, like the Highlander.
506
00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:29,930
Why are you telling me this?
507
00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:32,560
Because I have something for you.
508
00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:34,730
Cool! Is that for me?
509
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:36,310
Kinda.
510
00:19:38,570 --> 00:19:42,400
I hate killing you, dude.
But it's all I could come up with.
511
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,620
It's okay, Mr. Reachy.
512
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,870
Brock will be here soon
and everything will be fine.
513
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,080
[GRUNTING]
514
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:55,920
Hello? Hank?
515
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,130
Hank, is that you?
516
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:00,590
Did you find out what happened? Hank?
517
00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:01,920
What are you doing to her?
518
00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:04,050
Umm, giving your robot Chlamydia?
519
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:07,550
When my dad finds out about this
you're gonna be in big trouble!
520
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,260
Big trouble!
521
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:11,770
Yes, good! Tell your father!
522
00:20:11,890 --> 00:20:14,640
That is the final step in your training.
523
00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:15,690
What?
524
00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:17,900
Narc on me and your training
will be complete!
525
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:20,360
You will have become completely evil!
526
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,280
Join me, Dean!
527
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,240
Tell your dad on me!
528
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,950
No! I won't be like you!
529
00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:29,330
Never ever! Never ever!
530
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:30,740
Yes, Dean.
531
00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:34,000
Complete your final test and tattle on me.
532
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,420
Then, and only then will you
be a supervillain.
533
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,420
You can't make me!
534
00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:41,710
I'll never tell my dad!
535
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,340
I will never be evil like you!
536
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:47,590
Oh, you have bested me
this time, Master Venture.
537
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,680
But next time I'll be ready!
538
00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:53,560
Okay...
539
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:54,850
Bye.
540
00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:57,310
Look, kid, I threw in the grapple cannon
541
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,480
and the climbing claws.
542
00:20:58,610 --> 00:20:59,730
What else do you want?
543
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:00,770
50 bucks.
544
00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:03,150
I'm a henchman.
We don't carry cash.
545
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,940
Dude, we don't even really make cash.
546
00:21:05,070 --> 00:21:07,450
Alright, fine.
I won't tell anybody about this then.
547
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,200
You have my word.
548
00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:13,290
- What the hell is that thing?
- My ride.
549
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,670
Yeah, a bribe.
550
00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:19,380
That kid drove a hard bargain.
551
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,420
How did you handle Hank?
552
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,040
Shot him in the chest
with a dart gun.
553
00:21:22,170 --> 00:21:24,170
Oh, the tranq! I never thought of that.
554
00:21:24,339 --> 00:21:25,589
Not a tranquilizer. I used the rifle.
555
00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:28,180
Doy. Those shoot tranquilizers.
556
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:31,010
No, they do-- What--
Why don't I know that?
557
00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:32,560
Why don't you people tell me anything?
558
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,220
Enter stealth mode
and take her home, boys!
559
00:21:35,350 --> 00:21:36,890
Aye, aye, my love!
560
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,730
- What?
- What?
561
00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:41,440
Hi honey, I'm home.
562
00:21:44,230 --> 00:21:46,690
Uh.
563
00:21:47,650 --> 00:21:49,360
Give me the prize!
564
00:21:49,490 --> 00:21:52,830
I am the one!
565
00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:21,560
DR. GIRLFRIEND:
Now, it took a lot of work
566
00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:23,270
to get the Guild to agree to this.
567
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,320
And it's only on a trial basis.
568
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,860
MONARCH:
Okay, fine.
569
00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:28,150
Can I open my eyes yet?
570
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,240
Ahhh!
571
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,602
Scary big brown flying poo-poo!
572
00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:38,202
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