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How you doing, Texas?
Staying frosty?
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Better get your game face on
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'cause that's
the Venture Compound over there.
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Yeah, we lost a lot of good men
trying to take that hill.
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21, why are you wasting
your breath on the new meat?!
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Nine out of ten
don't even last a month!
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Attention, my coiled minions!
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Battle speech.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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Coil, my bright
and bewinged army!
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Coil and prepare to strike
like the deadly sky-flowers you are!
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- This is making me feel a little gay.
- You, sir, are a big gay.
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...awaits the enemies
of the Mon... What?!
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Okay, so I'm getting the wrap-it-up signal.
Me, the Monarch.
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Yes, all right! Fine!
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Release the cloud
of deception/diversion!
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- Here we go!
- On your feet, Texas!
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- Go, go, go!
- Fly, my spangly vengeance!
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Fly to victory!
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Brock Samson!
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More power!
I must have more power!
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Look, Brock. His fingers!
They're twitching.
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Yeah, well, a stiff will do that
if you shove a gigavolt up its ass.
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No, he's alive!
Alive I tell you.
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Sure, Doc.
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Holy [bleep].
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Told ya. This is it, Brock,
The big one.
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The holy grail of super-science!
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Brock, clich�.
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Well, great. Just great.
Now you broke his whole head.
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Hey, there, bright eyes.
Feeling better?
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So, no hard feelings.
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I'll chalk your little strangle-tantrum
up to the surprise resurrection
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and the adrenaline enema
and your basic criminal nature.
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Hey, Pop, why is the top
of that guy's head black?
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Not black, Hank,
African American.
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The top of that guy's head
is African American.
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Dad, why is the top
of this guy's head African American?
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Because Brock caved in his original
cranium, and I had to use whatever fit.
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So, Brock killed him?
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And you brought him back to life?
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That's right, boys. Your father's
beating death at her own game.
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Father!
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No! No, no, no.
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- Father.
- Oh, no.
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Don't think of me
as your father. Please!
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I get enough of that noise
from these two.
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Darn! Out of gas.
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Hey, gang, dig this!
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Looks like some sort
of secret abandoned military base.
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Patriarchal white pig square's nest.
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Far out, Val. But something's fishy
in the state of Denmark.
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I can feel a mystery coming on.
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Ted, you said
I could see my parents.
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This was on the way, Patty.
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We've been driving
to my parents' house for ten years.
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- You promised.
- Patty...
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being out of your box isn't a right,
it's a privilege.
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Baby, you don't want to go
back in your box, do you?
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No.
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Sonny, Groovy, wake up!
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Mystery time.
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Please, Groov,
just say something to them.
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Say a "hi" or anything...
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just so they'll believe me.
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I'm not here to talk to them.
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You are the hand
chosen by the master.
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No!
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Yours is the Wheel of Blood.
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Yours is the sword of Michael.
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Hey, Sonny?
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Shut up!
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Shut up [bleep] damn it!
I can't hear myself think.
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Come on, Sonny. Mystery.
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[bleep] your mystery, man. I'm sick.
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Sonny?
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Bet you'll come out
for some Groovy treats.
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Why do we have to eat breakfast
with your dead guy?
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Venturestein has been
through a lot, Dean.
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- Venturestein!
- You like that?
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- Sure do, Pop.
- Good boy, Hank.
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Dean? Right now,
Hank is better than you.
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Anywho, the next phase of my work
will be to socialize Venturestein
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to help him make the transition from dead
guy to contributing member of society.
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Who says dead people
can't carry their own weight?
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And maybe some
of your stuff while they're at it.
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Dude!
Fly walking on your eye!
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I don't know about this, Ted.
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Patty, if God didn't want us
to solve this mystery,
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he wouldn't have had us
run out of gas here.
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But what's the mystery?
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You know?
We're not out of gas, man.
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We got a five-gallon can
in the back of the... Damn it!
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Why do you hate God so much?
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I don't hate God, man.
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Well, God thinks you hate Him.
And that's just as bad as hating Him.
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So, how about you and Groovy
go start looking for some clues.
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Clues to what?
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What is your trip?
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Clues to why I don't chain you
to the back of my van
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and road-haul you till you're nothing
but a pelvis wearing a belt.
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Guy is pissing on your lawn, man.
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What?
What are you looking at?
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- Why does he gotta cry like that?
- I think you scare him.
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I'm not the one
who froze his corpse
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or nuked him
back from the great beyond
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to be a half-dead
short-bus seat-warmer.
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But you did kill him.
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And then when I unkilled him,
you kind of did it again.
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You hit him so hard
he's got an afro now.
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Yeah! You're like fire
to his Frankenstein.
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- Venturestein.
- Right!
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And Venturestein is all like...
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"Brock bad!"
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Mr. Venture, I caught you.
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Yay.
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As per our landlord-tenant agreement,
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I come to inform you
of a small gathering I will host
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from say 5:00 in the post-meridian
until question mark.
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Whatever.
Knock yourself out.
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Any and all who hunger
to know the secrets of self,
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which stud like internal suns in the
inky lattice-work of our very minds,
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may join us
in our purgative journey of...
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Is that man dead?
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No.
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Once again, Mr. Venture
you cut decency to the quick
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and leave her to die
in prostitute alley!
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Prostitoo!
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Prostitute.
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- Prostitoo!
- Prostitute.
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Brock, you're a man
of no small character.
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- What say you on this?
- Not really my department.
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But we two souls have shared
a cheese sandwich more than twice
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and the stitched together quilt
of your stony silences
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forms a tapestry
of quiet desperation.
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No, it doesn't.
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You are truly
a Grim Reaper, my friend.
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But when you need to talk,
I will be there.
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All right then.
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Brock bad.
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Good! Suffixed consonants!
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Good!
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Brock bad!
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And that's the problem
with men, Patty.
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The Y-gene is just
an incomplete X-chromosome, dig?
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A man is an incomplete female.
Just a walking abortion.
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Gosh! I hope Ted lets me
take a shower soon.
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Zip it, gang.
Something's going down.
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Oh, my God!
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Who is H�ctor Molina
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and why do they keep
sending me his junk mail?
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Heads up, kids.
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Think we may have stumbled
onto a Dracula factory.
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Where the heck did they put
African America?
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I don't know, Hank,
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but it's not
on any of my charts.
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I know. To the learning beds!
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Dude, I am not getting in that thing
with stinky old Venturestein.
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What's he doing in there anyway?
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Dad said he needs
to socialize him?
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Stand by
for Part 7-B of Volume One.
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Take this time to reflect...
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Hey! Who's down in the
old manufacturing wing?
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I'll get the flashlight!
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I'll get the astronaut ice cream!
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Hi! I'm Everyday Joe!
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I speak for you because...
Well, heck, I am you!
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And sometimes
I catch both of us wondering...
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"Hey, what's good
about child labor?"
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Yes, General Manhowers.
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My Venturesteins could be
easily adapted to ground warfare.
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I suppose their chest cavities
could hold quite a lot of C4, certainly.
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That many?
No, of course!
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No, that's wonderful, general.
Wonderful!
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Good. Everything's
going my way, finally.
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Cross that off the old to do list.
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Come on!
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Come on.
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Look, Grandpa!
I made a shoe all by myself!
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Little Jorge knows
the satisfaction of a job well done
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and so can you!
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Just watch
and listen carefully
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and soon you'll be ready
for a career in bonded servitude!
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- See you in a jiffy!
- Vivan los zapatos!
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Prostitoo!
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Prostitoo!
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Brock!
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Think I might be
a tapestry of quiet desperation.
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Excellent!
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Everyone!
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The sacred death vine
ceremony is about to begin.
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Allow me to introduce
our guide,
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Don Rio Impossible Isabanco,
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one of the Amazon's
most learned shaman.
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I can feel it, friends!
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Tonight will be a night
of great healing and human oneness.
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I'm not sure this is my scene.
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Correction!
Dracula-Frankenstein factory!
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The few remaining men
will exist as studs,
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breeding in the cow pasture.
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Or they could go off
to the nearest suicide center
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where they'll be quietly
gassed to death.
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Come on, guys!
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Val, don't.
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Pray tell, Brock Samson,
you old so and so.
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What burden does your soul carry
to our sacred circle?
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I don't know.
Just not on my game today.
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Something's not... right.
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You are a child of the past.
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We must be children
of the future.
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- Hang on a sec. What?
- Brock.
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I need dead people.
Lots and lots of dead people.
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I've got twelve
with the henchmen you killed,
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not counting the black guy
with half a head.
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But we need like 100-something.
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We need like a full gross
of dead people.
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Right, and... where are we gonna get
all these dead people?
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Well, I thought seeing as how you're...
you know, you and all...
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I thought... maybe...
you could go out and...
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- No.
- Make some...
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- No.
- ...dead people.
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- No.
- Well, fine!
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- Thanks a lot for not helping!
- Anything else?
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Help me get dead people!
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Soup's on, everyone!
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Painted lips.
Schoolgirl outfits.
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And the pretty hair, Sonny.
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The hair needs
to be punished, Sonny!
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Would ya give it a rest, Groov?
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Start doing
the master's bidding!
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You're already filthy
with wrath and sin!
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- Halt!
- Who goes there?!
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- Oh, [bleep] God, wow!
- A hippie!
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- We better follow him!
- And how!
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- What is this?
- Liquid extract of the death vine.
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Your portal
to another world of consciousness.
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This some kind
of Jonestown deal?
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Let not the Dixie cup mislead you!
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The death vine will allow you
to shed your ego. Only then,
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can the repair
of your spiritual whole commence.
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What the hell.
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Sonny, Groovy!
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- There you are!
- Ted!
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I'm losing it, man!
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No Groovy treat
until you find a clue, dirtbag.
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I just saw those kids!
246
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What kids, Sonny?
247
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The squares from back in Baja
when I was all freaked!
248
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:07,680
Don't you remember?!
Like, two years ago!
249
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,416
Me and Groovy
had just run into something.
250
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:14,420
Groov said it was a monitor lizard,
but I wasn't so sure.
251
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,689
And then, all of a sudden...
252
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:29,769
Sonny!
253
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,270
What happened?!
254
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,507
They freaked me, man. What?
255
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,576
You think I need
this kind of heat?! Do you?!
256
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:37,977
- I'm sorry!
- Do you?!
257
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,681
Sonny, I swear
to the Lord God, my savior,
258
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,616
I will kill the living
[bleep] out of that dog!
259
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,084
Shut that dog up!
260
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,719
No. No, no.
261
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,287
It's okay, Groovy.
262
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:52,825
- I got to learn...
- Yeah. That's right. Learn what?
263
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,428
Got to learn to respect
264
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,464
and not to harsh Ted's mellow.
265
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,532
Boys?!
266
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,469
Boys?! Brock got
the X-1 started. Let's go!
267
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,305
Don't make me
come down there, boys!
268
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,041
These are my dress-up shoes.
269
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,909
Don't you see, Ted?
270
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,912
They have to be ghosts,
271
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:17,250
'cause I killed them!
272
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,855
Yeah.
He was just this guy.
273
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:27,527
A guy in a butterfly suit
who got in over his head.
274
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,796
And I could see it in his eyes
275
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,665
that if I let him
get away this one time,
276
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,468
he'd never come back. But...
277
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,271
then I also thought, you know...
278
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,440
kill him.
279
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,979
What kind of way is that to...
280
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:49,148
One time...
281
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,185
I'm on the Amazon in my canoe
282
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,488
and I see swim the dolphin...
283
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,991
the beautiful dolphin,
284
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,693
so, I slip out of my canoe
285
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,930
and I grab her... this fish...
286
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:08,167
and then I [bleep] it, this fish!
287
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,503
Hell's that got to do
with anything?!
288
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,239
Hot dolphin!
289
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,208
You're an idiot!
290
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,478
Don Rio is a transcendent
multidimensional genius, Brock.
291
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,080
His every word
an onion of infinite leaf,
292
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,648
his every pearl...
293
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,489
Yes. This is coming on...
294
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:33,025
30,000 feet.
Cruising altitude.
295
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,861
Oh, God!
296
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:39,232
Feel like I got a stomach
full of drunk bees.
297
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,001
Brock Samson...
298
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,837
this is your chance
to find the way of peace...
299
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:48,708
of positive
rainbow energization...
300
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,943
and karmic repair.
301
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,880
Dried up little Keebler!
You poisoned me!
302
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,415
Venturestein?!
303
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,017
Change of curriculum.
304
00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:00,820
You're going to military school!
305
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,557
Problemo.
306
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:09,395
Hey. You know what?
I think I...
307
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:13,432
I feel a little bad
about killing that guy.
308
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,568
Yes, my friend.
309
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:19,205
A splendid first step ind...
310
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,522
All right!
311
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,192
Yeah!
312
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,694
Just cool out, Sonny.
Look.
313
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,297
Val found some tools and crap
that I think we can sell.
314
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,631
For money?
315
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,100
- What are you doing?!
- Yeah! That's our dad's stuff!
316
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,368
Get off our property!
317
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,337
Sonny! You were right!
318
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:54,740
And this dog [bleep]-ing talks, man!
319
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,843
Think these guys
have a screw loose, Hanker.
320
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:57,810
Copy that.
321
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,412
No, no! Sonny killed you.
322
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:03,115
I'm telling you.
Like, they're ghosts, man!
323
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,917
Only one way to find out.
324
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,119
Super run-away!
325
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:11,057
You see, Brock Samson,
we're all one.
326
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,459
We all share the same need
327
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:16,863
for shelter,
warmth, fulfillment.
328
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:21,000
The secret of happiness,
lies not in conquest...
329
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,569
but in empathy.
330
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,610
Better dolphin!
331
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,311
- Samson!
- Hunter?!
332
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:35,681
What is all this nambi-pambi feel bad
about good wet-work moose crap?!
333
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,984
You're beyond
good and evil, Superman!
334
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,020
- You work for the government.
- What about...
335
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:45,424
humanity and empathy
and all that garbage?
336
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,995
Who cares?
You're going to Special Ops heaven.
337
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:51,664
- Really?
- Really! And it's [bleep]-ing damn great!
338
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:55,101
A G-Man Valhala!
There's trim and guns everywhere.
339
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,803
We eat steak-flavored clouds
and poop secrets!
340
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,806
But you're not even dead!
You're a woman.
341
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,775
And you're a tool, boy. A tool!
342
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,944
Built for a single purpose
by the United States
343
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:07,380
of shut your third [bleep]-ing damn eye
for a [bleep]-ing reason!
344
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,682
You can't teach a hammer
to love nails, son.
345
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,351
That dog don't hunt!
346
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,557
Don't hunt!
347
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:25,965
Don't hunt!
348
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,236
I didn't think hippies had guns!
349
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,905
They're probably,
like, pirate hippies!
350
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,741
Find it, Groov.
Find it!
351
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,750
Ghosts don't run away from bullets.
So, what are you?
352
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,919
Ted! Like, look!
353
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,428
Dean?! Dean?!
354
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,731
- What is this?!
- I don't know, Hank.
355
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,366
You're not ghosts.
356
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,969
You're the [bleep]-ing boys from Brazil.
357
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,972
It's Frankenstein!
358
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,240
I want to go back to my mom!
359
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,309
Prostitoo!
360
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,724
No! Another one!
361
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,293
- Don't hunt!
- Not so fast, los...
362
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:28,594
Don't shoot me!
363
00:20:28,835 --> 00:20:30,429
Oh, God! Oh, God!
364
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,899
Oh, dude, harsh!
365
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:40,272
I'm so cold, man.
I'm so [bleep]-ing cold.
366
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,907
Oh, no.
367
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,480
Well, Venturestein,
368
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:50,149
I'd say that radioactive isotope
I put in your spine
369
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,884
is worth its weight
in radioactivity.
370
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,352
- Doc!
- What's going on here?!
371
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,187
It's bad, Doc, real bad.
372
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:58,924
The boys saw their own clones.
I think they're in some kind of...
373
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,827
saw-your-own-clone coma.
374
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,530
Boys! Get up!
375
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,333
- Yes, sir!
- I hope you're proud of yourselves.
376
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,868
You've...
377
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,104
- You've ruined the surprise.
- The what?!
378
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,674
This was going to be
your Christmas present.
379
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:17,510
A whole big army of yous
380
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:21,147
ready to think you're the coolest,
and do your chores...
381
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:25,184
maybe eliminate targets
in high-risk combat zones.
382
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:27,553
But now you've ruined the surprise!
383
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,289
So I'll have to think
of something even better.
384
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,624
Even better?!
385
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:36,562
Now, get upstairs, you little Indians,
and wash off all that Chicanery.
386
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,464
Macaroni and cheese tonight!
387
00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:41,534
Dad, you're the best dad ever.
388
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,469
Yes, I am.
389
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:49,208
Two, plus...
Well, it's a start.
390
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:21,841
Prostitoos!
391
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,643
You got it, V-stein.
That's the game plan.
392
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:26,879
- Shoe!
- Oh, no, man, no.
393
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:30,382
They're not gonna give it up
for a shoe you made out of a dog.
394
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:33,152
- Shoe.
- Forget it, V. It's my treat.
395
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:35,788
Brock good!
396
00:22:35,838 --> 00:22:40,388
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