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Stop pushing it, and ask your question.
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I'm not pushing it!
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Will I find true love?
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You are such a massive wuss.
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Hank and I just woke up on the floor.
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We were playing Ouija,
and a guy hypnotized us...
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Dean...
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With his magical Dracula powers.
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Dean, I'm going to turn around now,
and you'd better be on fire.
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You're standing there in flames
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and the only person
who can put you out is me
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because that is
the only conceivable reason
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that you would wake me up like this!
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Morning, Brock.
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Hank? You all right?
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I will be.
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You have to stop sneakin' up on me.
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I just wanted to tell you...
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H.E.L.P.eR.'s broken.
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- Brock?
- Yeah.
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Is it okay if I cry?
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All right, Dean, he's not a vampire.
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He's a doctor, and he's renting out
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the old Advanced Arachnid
research lab from me,
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so don't scare him away
with your nonsense.
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We need the money.
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But he had a Dracula trophy
around his neck and everything.
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No more Night Stalker reruns
for you, mister.
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They're making you a nervous Nelly.
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Okay, boy, tell the nice man
why we're here.
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Uh, well, I...
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Oh, good God.
Fine, I'll do it.
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My son has it in his head
that you were in our house last night
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and you killed our robot.
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The seed of your loins is quite astute.
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I saved your mechanical man
from certain damnation
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for his frail electronic eyes
had gazed upon the impenetrable.
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He was an unwilling beholder
to the impossible!
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See? I told you there was
a rational explanation.
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What's this one?
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"In Through the Out Door."
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Can I put it on?
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Rather you didn't.
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Zep sold out on that one.
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Wanna listen to it anyway?
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Look, Hank, I have memories
attached to that record.
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Can we drop this, please?
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Is it because you killed
a whole bunch of ninjas
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while it was playing,
so now it reminds you of ninjas?
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No.
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Frogmen?
Does it remind you of frogmen?
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No.
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A team of mutated half-dog, half...
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It's a woman!
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The only woman I ever loved.
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You happy now?
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No...
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because you snapped at me.
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You're all right, Hank.
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You know that?
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You're all right.
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Well, you sure did a job on this place.
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I think my dad used to make
giant horseshoe crabs here or something.
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I hardly recognize it.
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I don't think this lab is
zoned for a fireplace.
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The flames you see before you
are no more than an illusion,
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or more precisely,
a symbol of the flame.
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Ah! Well, that's okay, then, I guess.
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Uh, so what kind of work
do you do here, Doctor...
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Orpheus.
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I am known to men as Dr. Orpheus.
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And mine is to perceive and control
the delicate arrangement of the cosmos.
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They give out Ph.D.s for that?
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Junior college upstate.
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Communications major,
minor in women's studies.
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But I assure you, sir,
the "doctor" title was bestowed on me
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by a higher power
than a mere college professor.
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Oh, of course.
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But this is a lab, right?
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When I file my taxes,
I can call this a lab?
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I mean, you and I have the same definition
for laboratory, right?
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No, sir!
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You define the word
as a place to create abominations!
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I can hold back no longer.
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Your latest invention has cleft
the magical order of the cosmos in twain!
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Even now I feel its evil grip
pull me back in!
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See, Dad?
I told you he was in our house.
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So, what super cool adventure
are we going on today?
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Should I get my scuba gear?
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We're not going anywhere.
Your father's working on this thing.
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Scuba. Scuba.
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Scuba, scuba, scuba, scuba.
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Say scuba.
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Scuba.
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Scuba. It sounds funny.
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- Scuba.
- Scuba.
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Yeah, it does.
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You're gonna fix H.E.L.P.eR.
for me, aren't you?
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Why don't you ask your dad?
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Aw, he's always too busy
for me and Dean.
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Scuba.
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Here.
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Start with one and work your way up.
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So, you see, a man can't
be blamed for his ignorance,
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but once he knows...
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Dad, where's the blow-dryer?
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Gentlemen, this is my daughter.
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Daddy has a most important guest.
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Pumpkin, why don't you see if, um...
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Dean. His name is Dean.
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Dean would like to partake of some
of those prepackaged cereals
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you enjoy so well?
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Single parent, eh?
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Now I think we have
some common ground to...
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Oh, what's this?
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Oh, she's an affectionate little one.
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Oh, my apologies.
She's in heat.
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I heard if you take a Q-tip
and moisten it with warm water...
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I tried that once. It was horrible.
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I couldn't look at her for a week.
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She was just a walking reminder
of our common shame.
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Oh, dear God.
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That's not your wife in some,
like, magical animal form?
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Oh, no, no. My wife left me
for a young necromancer.
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My pumpkin still holds out hope.
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- Is your name Pumpkin?
- No, it's Triana.
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Doesn't your dad
have a nickname for you?
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Well, I've heard him call me
Dave or Don a few times,
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but I don't think they're nicknames.
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Hey, are you a pirate?
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What are you talking about?
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Because one time my family
was held captive by pirates
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who were ghosts.
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And you have a Jolly Roger
on your blouse,
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so I thought...
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Oh, this? No.
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I was going for an Adam and the Ants
kind of retro thing.
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Did you just say blouse?
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I don't know.
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Who's that big guy that's always
washing his car in front of your place?
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Oh, that's Brock.
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He's my dad's bodyguard.
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One time I saw him kill a guy
with a sockful of party snaps.
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Did the guy's head get blown off?
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Yes, it did.
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Hmm. How you fit a stairway
behind this bookcase...
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I can't figure out.
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Hey, if I pull this candle down, will it...
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Get wax on my carpet? Yes.
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I gotta bolt, or I'll be late for school.
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Yeah, I saw your lunch pail.
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It's not a lunch pail.
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All right, then, lunch box,
or however you say it.
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That's not what I mean.
It's, uh, it's kind of a purse.
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Never mind.
So, how come I never see you at school?
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I'm kind of home tutored
in a box my pop made.
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It sometimes gets very hot in the box
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my pop made.
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Wow. That's, um... That's screwy.
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Crap. Did I upset you?
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Penguins have an organ above their eyes
that converts seawater into fresh water.
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Why would someone do that?
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Hank, go get me
a Phillips head screwdriver.
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Hey, Brock.
What's this thing?
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It has an "X" at the tip.
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The door just opened up.
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Hank, it's right on the top.
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It's so pretty, like extra flowers.
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Hank, why don't you toss
the old pigskin around with your pop?
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Okey-dokey.
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All right, boys, time to eat.
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You heard your mother.
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Now let's go grab some of her yummy-riffic
grilled cheese sandwiches.
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And, son, they have no crusts.
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Hank, stop!
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Wow, it's past noon.
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What do you say we two doctor dads
mosey over to my lab
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and see what kind of voodoo
got stuck in my invention?
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Yes, a capital idea,
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but before we depart,
there is one thing I must do.
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Greetings, Pumpkin.
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I am at Mr. Venture's lab
to right that which is wrong
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and to repair the torn curtain
of time itself!
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There are four puddings in the fridge.
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You may enjoy the contents
of one of them.
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Dinner at 6:00.
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Come, my friend!
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Let us close your door
on the spirit world forever!
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No. See? I told you it was unlocked.
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Oh, Dean, I'm so very frightened.
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What do you think
that cave man will do to us?
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Hush, my pet.
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I rigged it.
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Now, just relax, Triana,
and let your prom king take care of you.
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And through a direct electrochemical link
to the occupant's pineal gland...
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Bingo! The joy can!
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Whatever you desire most, you got it.
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So, you have created an iron cylinder
of unearthly delights.
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A noble quest.
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And don't think for a moment that
I haven't noticed the neon appointments.
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It needed a dash of color, I thought,
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and buyers demand a certain
Venture panache from me.
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I am impressed with your abilities.
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Yet I feel there is more to this
than you are telling me.
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Evil has struck the house of Venture!
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The air reeks of an ill wind!
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Yea, though I have smelt it,
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that hath dealt it.
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Please tell me that was a laundry bag.
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That was my arm.
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Hank, what the hell are you doing
sleeping on the floor?
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You know damn well
you aren't supposed to be in here.
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- But, Dad, Brock is...
- No buts, mister!
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You have to be firm.
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Give 'em an inch
and they think they're a ruler.
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Dad, this is important.
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Hank, stop acting up for company.
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I can assure you Dr. Orpheus is
not impressed with your sass mouth.
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Dad, that's the Dracula guy who...
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Hank! March!
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Okay, already!
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Jeez!
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Brock Samson.
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You dog.
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Molotov.
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You bitch.
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Dean! Wake up!
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You've been hypnotized
by that magic man.
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No, I just got up too fast.
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Total head rush.
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Plus, that guy's not even a Dracula.
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He's a necromancer.
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And he's pretty cool.
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Plus, he has a daughter
named Triana.
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Triana.
Isn't that a cool name?
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Dean, that's great,
and I can't wait to hear all about her.
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Only Brock's stuck in Dad's thing
that makes people happy.
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- But it's all evil.
- I dare you to make less sense.
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I was on the floor,
and I heard everything,
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and I have a plan.
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What the heck are you talking about?
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Damn it, Dean, work with me on this.
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I'm trying to... uh, whoa.
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Will you quit it?
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I'm ready, Brock Samson.
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I'm ready to go all the way.
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No way.
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- But promise me one thing.
- Anything.
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Promise me you won't be gentle.
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I'm not even done with it,
and it's not like I'm testing it on him.
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00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:20,586
No, clearly the insidious cylinder
beckoned to Mr. Samson.
252
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,857
But he could be trapped for an eternity
all because you had to...
253
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,694
I told you, it's a joy can.
254
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,896
It makes your deepest desires a reality.
255
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:36,169
I understand that, but why would you
put the lock on the inside?
256
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,604
Come on, think about it.
257
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,840
That beauty was made for hanky-panky.
258
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:42,508
So?
259
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,677
The lonely kind of hanky-panky.
260
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:47,080
The kind where you don't need
someone busting in going,
261
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,615
"Hey, Rusty, I just need
to get my hairbrush."
262
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,585
Oh, yeah, right.
No, I get it.
263
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,923
- Another brew?
- Okay.
264
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,425
Are you sure this'll work?
265
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,662
No, and I don't think we should
be doing this in the first place.
266
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,198
Look, Dad thinks we're just big babies.
267
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,800
If we rescue Brock,
come on, Dad'll be like,
268
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,469
"You guys should have separate rooms,
269
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,804
with, like, Coke machines
and bumper pool in them."
270
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,506
All right, all right, whatever.
271
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,075
Just... Let's get this over with.
272
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,177
Go, Team Venture.
273
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,117
Let's get Brock and get out of here.
274
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,254
Hey, it's Scamp, and he's alive.
275
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,323
Here, Scamp!
Come on, boy.
276
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,460
That's it.
I'm getting out of here.
277
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,963
Oh, crap.
What happened to the door?
278
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:40,566
Oh, you are kidding me.
This is ridiculous!
279
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,702
How the hell do they keep
getting in there?
280
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:46,005
The beast seems to hunger for them.
281
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:50,209
Like the sirens of old,
it chants their names.
282
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,479
I just don't get how they can
get the door open.
283
00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:55,014
Well, I'm out of ideas here,
284
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,683
so if you want to go and try
your mumbo jumbo, go ahead.
285
00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,319
And I don't need any
"I told you so's" if it works.
286
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,355
Stand back, good sir!
287
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:05,057
And shield your fragile mind.
288
00:17:05,865 --> 00:17:12,071
By the crimson shame of Lord Barisinta,
I command you...
289
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,800
Open!
290
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:18,304
Did it work?
291
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,106
Tug on the door.
I think I loosened it.
292
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:23,342
No. No, wait.
I want to try again.
293
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,711
Fine. I'm gonna go put some pants on.
294
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,380
He can't hear us.
295
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,549
He doesn't even know we're standing here.
296
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:33,853
Hold on. I have an idea
that just might do the trick.
297
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,856
Here, we have
to get this soaking wet.
298
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,591
How are we gonna do that?
299
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,693
Don't make me spell it out for you.
300
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,229
Your family is not enough.
301
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,032
The machine is hungry.
302
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,835
It craves purity.
303
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,937
It devours purity.
304
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,405
It sings to me.
305
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:57,743
- What the hell is this thing made out of?
- Nothing.
306
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,079
- Come on.
- All right, fine.
307
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,248
I might have used a few unorthodox parts.
308
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,617
Just tell me one.
309
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,587
An orphan.
310
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,322
A what?
311
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,258
An orphan.
312
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,560
Did you say an orphan?
313
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,196
Yeah, a little... orphan boy.
314
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:20,466
It's powered by a forsaken child?
315
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:23,502
Might be, kind of.
I mean, I didn't use the whole thing.
316
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,913
Greetings, Pumpkin.
I am at Mr. Venture's lab
317
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,215
to right that which is wrong
and to repair the...
318
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:41,053
And now the Marco
with arms outstretched
319
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:45,491
and his eyes blinded to all his Polos
320
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,160
begins to cry his own name.
321
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:51,430
Oh, my God, fine.
Just try it, for crying out loud.
322
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,032
Very well.
323
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,335
Marco!
324
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,005
Marco!
325
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,040
Nice rescue, boys.
326
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,009
You saved me from
the only woman I've ever loved
327
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:07,480
with a hat that smells like a men's room,
and we're still here.
328
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,582
We totally blew it.
329
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,484
No, that's not what I mean.
330
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,219
I'm impressed with your spirit.
331
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,488
I just wish you'd thought it out
a little better.
332
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,424
Okay, Brock, I admit there may be
some small holes in our plan.
333
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,192
- Marco!
- Polo?
334
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,495
Polo! Polo!
335
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,297
- Marco!
- Polo!
336
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:27,199
- Marco!
- Polo!
337
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:28,768
Marco!
338
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,569
- Polo!
- Polo!
339
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:31,938
Marco!
340
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,172
- Polo!
- Polo!
341
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,107
All right, we know they're in there.
342
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,443
Will you try something else, please?
343
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,156
Is it getting loose?
344
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,959
No use.
We're gonna have to wait it out.
345
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,760
This totally sucks.
346
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,963
And I'm starting to get hungry.
347
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,366
Do not eat it.
348
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:03,269
That is a poisonous magic pie.
349
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,505
Hank, you get out of there.
350
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,140
Be cross with them!
351
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,910
Boys, this is your father.
You come here this instant!
352
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,411
Oh, just stop.
353
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,013
I don't get it.
354
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,615
The true love thing always works.
355
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:17,950
I never fail with that one.
356
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,652
Don't blame me.
357
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,555
Hello? Dad, are you in there?
358
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,290
Over here, Pumpkin.
359
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:27,059
Your dinner is, like,
freezing cold by now.
360
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,361
What's going on over here?
361
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,796
Mr. Venture trapped
your little friend Dean
362
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,566
and the rest of his family
in his horrid invention.
363
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,034
- I did not.
- Who?
364
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,570
You remember Dean, sweetie.
365
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,840
Oh, right. Dean.
366
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,246
I know how to get out!
367
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,051
Aw, sick!
368
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:53,586
Follow me.
369
00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,325
Go, Team Venture!
370
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:02,094
Yes, go, Team Venture!
371
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:03,763
Oh, for God's sake,
don't encourage them.
372
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:08,701
Now that your family is safe,
let's send this machine back to hell.
373
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,670
No! No! This baby's
gonna make me a mint.
374
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:12,972
Are you mad?
375
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,175
It draws its power
from a haunted orphan heart.
376
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,710
All right, keep it down.
377
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:23,416
Away!
378
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:31,490
I hope you realize
that I'm gonna have to raise your rent now.
379
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:34,760
So, I guess I'll be seeing you
around the compound.
380
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,495
Around the compound?
381
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:38,431
What are you, David Koresh?
382
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,667
No, I'm Dean... Dean Venture.
383
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:44,170
Never mind.
Yeah, I'll be seeing you.
384
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:46,372
Okay. Bye.
385
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,507
Smooth move.
386
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,109
She was all over you!
387
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:51,677
- You think?
- No.
388
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:21,774
Dean, what the hell
are you doing in there?
389
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,375
I need to take a shower.
390
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:26,212
I'm practicing being a boyfriend, Pop!
391
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:28,013
Never mind, Dean.
392
00:22:28,063 --> 00:22:32,613
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