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Master, I have news of Dr. Venture's
latest invention.
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Yesterday's New York Herald, science
section.
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Thank you, Kikai.
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You have served your master well.
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Wow, thanks!
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You totally got the kink out of it.
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And, hey, I don't want to smoke anymore,
either.
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Scamp! here, boy!
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Here, Scamp!
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Golly, we've searched
the whole compound.
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Twice.
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Where could that rascal have gone?
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We've gotta get packing if we want to be
on time for our trip to the big city.
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Yeah. We don't want Pop
to get sore at us.
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He's sure on a tear this week.
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Aw, he's just excited about
exhibiting his new invention
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at the United Nations is all.
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Say, maybe Pop knows
where Scamp's gotten to.
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Good thinking, bro of mine.
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And I thought I was supposed
to be the smart one.
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Ma Venture didn't raise no fools.
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We-- We don't have a mom, Hank.
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Last one to the hangar's
a rotten banana!
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You're a rotten banana.
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Wacky noodle.
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Gorilla fart.
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Hey, Brock!
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Boys.
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- Seen Dad?
- Lab.
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Brock. come in, Brock.
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Yeah.
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Brock, come to the lab at once.
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I've just made an incredible discovery
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Remember those prehistoric bones we
found out at the Moroccan site?
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Well, it turns out
your hunch was correct.
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They aren't dinosaur bones
as we thought after all.
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They're robot bones.
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Yeah, great, uh...
I'm kinda busy here.
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I gotta load all your
science crap onto the X-1.
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Oh, well, there's
plenty of time for that.
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You really have to
see this to believe it.
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Plus, like, I really don't care.
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Oh, okay.
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Um, I'll just-- I'll just do my work here
and then I'll be down in a couple--
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, Pop!
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Boys.
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We've looked all over, and
we can't find Scamp, Pop.
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Have you seen him?
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Scamp? Well, of course I have.
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He's right over there.
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Scamp!
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He-- He's all inside out!
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Dean, Dean, Dean.
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You're supposed
to be the smart one.
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You know your father would
never turn Scamp inside out.
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I've simply removed
all of his skin.
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Jeepers!
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Scamp's an integral part of some
groundbreaking research I'm doing
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for a major cosmetics corporation.
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You see, their test animals are always
expiring before they can finish performing
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all their super important
makeup experiments on them.
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So your father is perfecting a
way of keeping them alive longer.
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- But, Pop--
- Hank!
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You like pretty girls,
don't you?
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And how!
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Well, pretty girls need cosmetics.
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How do you think
they get so pretty?
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So the next time you see
an attractive young lady,
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and you're sure to see plenty
in New York City,
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you just think of old Scamp over there
and all he's done for pretty girl science.
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Brock!
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Stay back, Doc.
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Another one of those mummies
got stuck in our landing gear.
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Who dares to desecrate
the sacred tomb of--
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Ow! hey, wait! wait a minute!
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There's no reason to-- Ow!
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Hey! Ow!
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Holy Toledo!
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He curved on him!
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Way to give him a
little chin music, Brock.
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Well, that oughta
take care of that.
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Look! Brock still
ain't done with him.
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That's showing him
who's boss, Brocko.
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Was that really necessary?
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You have to defile a mummy
completely or they come back to life.
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You know that.
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Yes, yes, of course.
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Hold the phone, what's this?
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Why, this isn't an
ancient mummy at all.
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These are just ace
bandages and toilet paper.
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Looks like a lot of things weren't quite
what they seemed on our last adventure.
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Eh, Brock?
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Stop that! Go pack, dammit!
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Go!
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Dr. Thaddeus Venture.
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He's been a thorn in the Monarch's side
for far too many years.
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But all that is about to change.
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In a moment, you men will be
launched into the Venture compound
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inside this ingeniously
modern Trojan horse.
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My false meteor will land safely
inside the Venture's security perimeter
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looking for all intents and
purposes like a real meteor.
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Dr. Venture's legendary
scientific curiosity
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will naturally get the better of him.
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And when he immediately
drills open the cosmic mystery,
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he'll get a faceful of men.
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My men!
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Loyal foot soldiers in
my war on everything.
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And deadly!
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Just like the Monarch
butterfly of my namesake.
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Wha... Butterflies aren't deadly.
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Dr. Girlfriend,
the hatch, please.
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Ready for launch.
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3, 2, 1, Launch.
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Fly, my beautiful soldiers, fly.
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Zoom!
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Well, that's the last of it.
Ready for takeoff.
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Yes. Go. Now.
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Stop it, stop it, stop it.
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The X-1 is not a toy.
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Buckle up.
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Holy mother of crap!
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- A meteor!
- From outer space!
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Probably wanna
check it out, huh, Doc?
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No time. No time.
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Okay...
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I can't get the hatch open.
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We landed face-down.
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
We're gonna die in here.
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Oh, man.
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We're not going to have
to eat each other, are we?
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Screw that!
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What are we gonna
do about poo poos?
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Hmm.
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Yippee!
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The United Nations!
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Stay in the X-1, boys.
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Doh!
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Dr. Venture.
We've been expecting you.
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Yes. We're right on time,
as always.
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You remember my man Brock
from last year.
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But of course.
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We still haven't been able to
get the stains out of the carpet.
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Guards. Help Mr. Samson with
Dr. Venture's baggage, please.
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Once you unload, I'll show you
where you can set up your equipment.
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Super good.
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Oh, gentlemen, be careful not to
get too close to the X-1's engines.
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Cancer.
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No way!
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No, no. There's no need for those.
Watch.
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Good God, what's he doing now?
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Being thorough.
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It probably stowed away back when
we were down in Brazil last week.
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Big one, too.
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Halt. Sir, you can't enter the
United Nations with that weapon.
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That's alright, soldier.
Mr. Samson is my bodyguard.
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Just the same, doctor,
no weapons allowed.
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I'll have to confiscate it.
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Go ahead.
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Take it from me.
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And this is the Exhibition Hall,
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where you'll be giving your
demonstration tomorrow.
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God, who designed this place?
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Frank Lloyd wrong?
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Um, Brock, why don't you take
the boys over to the hotel now.
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Yeah, all right.
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There's no tail at
this con anyway.
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Ah, Mr. Senzuri, I'd like
you to meet Dr. Venture.
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Dr. Venture, this suspicious-looking
Asian fellow here is Otaku Senzuri.
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He represents the
Onani Corporation of Japan.
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I've been most anxious
to meet you, Dr. Venture.
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Most anxious.
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I've been hearing a lot about the exciting
technological advances you've made.
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I'm eager to see them.
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Ah, yes. Um, I mean, thank you.
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We have liftoff.
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Houston to Gemini.
You are go for orbit.
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Aw, I'm tired of
playing astronaut.
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Cripes, we're in the
city that never sleeps.
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Can't we find something
more fun to do?
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I don't know, Hank.
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Pop told us to stay in the hotel
the whole trip and not come out.
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You wouldn't want him to
throw a hissy fit, would you?
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Well, we don't have to leave
the hotel to have an adventure.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Probably.
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This is gonna be awesome.
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Shh. Quiet.
We don't want to wake up Dad.
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Captain to co-captain.
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Prepare to dive.
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Roger, captain.
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Co-captain closing the hatch.
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Clever boys.
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But not nearly clever enough.
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Did they really think they
could hide it from me for long?
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Whoa, hey,
don't rock the boat, Deano.
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That's Captain Deano to you.
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And these rough
seas ain't my doing.
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Ow!
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Where is it?
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Where is he hiding it?
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A ninja!
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Quick, Dean, deploy the J-U-D-O.
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You win this round, Venture.
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But it is not the last.
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Doc.
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Doc.
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Doc.
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Doc.
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Doc!
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I was in the mommy place.
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Get up. The boys are gone.
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Not answering their
communicator watches, either.
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Well, find them. For God's sake, I swear,
if they screw up my gig at the U.N...
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Wowie zowie.
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What a headache.
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We must have gone off on one of those
benders Brock's always talking about.
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Where are we, anyway?
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Beats me.
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Let's check our satellite link
navigational watches.
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Gone!
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Now I remember.
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That no-good ne'er-do-well ninja
must've adios-ed with our watches
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That cr--
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Hmm. Dr. Venture's
precocious progenies.
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They will be his undoing.
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That'll be $53.50.
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$53.50?!
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What the hell is
this supposed to be?
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It's an I.O.U...
for your life!
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You see, just like the flawless Monarch
butterfly from which I take my name,
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the Monarch has many ways to sting.
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Monarchs... don't... sting!
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Holy guacamole!
A giant butterfly!
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Criminy! That's no butterfly.
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It's that guy that's
always hated dad.
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Super runaway!
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Boys. come in, boys.
What's your location.
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Oh, snap. check this out.
It's like some Star Trek crap.
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What up, fool?
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Quick! We ride the rails.
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They've spotted me. Wily boys.
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All right, there, princess.
I saw you jump the turnstile. Let's go.
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Plebeian, clearly your
fear has blinded you,
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for you dare to lay hands upon--
Aah! Oh, that is it.
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No! No! No! Ow!
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And he's always got that big guy
with him? Brock something?
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You can't tell me there's
nothing going on there.
249
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:27,353
No, no. He's just
his bodyguard, is all.
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To be perfectly honest, however,
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my proposed solar-powered vehicle
is not 100% free of emission.
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00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,731
Because it emits a
special form of ozone.
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00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:42,735
Meaning these cars will actually
repair our fragile precious ozone layer...
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while you drive.
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Jealous?
256
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I think we super lost him.
257
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Good teamwork, big brother.
258
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:55,581
Hey, look.
259
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:59,051
It's one of those pretty girls
Pop was telling us about.
260
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You boys looking
for some action?
261
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,855
And how.
262
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We're always looking for action.
263
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And adventure.
264
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,360
Hey, hey, listen.
265
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,428
Ain't safe to talk
business on the street.
266
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:13,132
Why don't I take you boys
back to my busy beehive?
267
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,068
Yes, ma'am.
268
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:20,139
All right, that's it.
I'm through screwing around.
269
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,741
Those two are so dead.
270
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:25,344
Damn!
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Well, ladies and gentlemen,
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we've seen a great many wonderful
achievements in science today.
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Our last presenter's father is a
legend in these hallowed halls,
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we all expect great things of him.
275
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I present to you, from the United States,
Dr. Thaddeus Venture.
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Watch and learn, slim.
277
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Good evening.
278
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:13,726
Since the dawn of time,
man has strived to achieve greatness.
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He's reached toward the heavens.
280
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,464
He's journeyed to
the bottom of the seas.
281
00:18:18,656 --> 00:18:21,860
He's built massive cities
full of wonder and beauty.
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00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:25,872
And above all, he's sought to
make peace with his brothers
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on this wondrous planet we call Earth.
284
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,746
Well, today, mankind
takes another small step
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00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,215
toward achieving its ultimate goal.
286
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,318
I present to you the Oo-ray.
287
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:49,437
Dr. Venture, that is enough!
288
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,030
What do you think you're doing?
289
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,798
I'm showing everyone
my new thing.
290
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,234
What's the matter?
I worked really hard on this.
291
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:59,005
This is supposed to be a peaceful
exhibition of scientific breakthroughs
292
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for the betterment of all mankind,
293
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:05,478
and you show up with this--this--
this weapon of devastation.
294
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,813
Weapon?
What are you talking about?
295
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,582
Then what the hell do you call it?
296
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,651
The Oo-ray. I mentioned that.
297
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,352
Why, the applications
are limitless.
298
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:14,921
Are you kidding me?
299
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,223
You blew up a model city with it.
300
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,792
What are we supposed to think?
301
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:25,264
Look, it even melted all
the little people and stuff, ohh
302
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,633
Well, I suppose if it ever
fell into the wrong hands,
303
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,636
it could be modified and used
as a weapon after a fashion.
304
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,471
But that's true of
almost any technology.
305
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:33,940
Really?
306
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:38,744
I can't see anybody using
Dr. Olafsen's amazing Hello Helmet for ill.
307
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,212
Ladies and gentlemen,
308
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:43,049
I'm terribly sorry we have to
conclude our presentations on this note.
309
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:45,851
Please, everyone, if you
would adjourn to the next room,
310
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:49,388
we'll be having refreshments
and cocktails. Thank you.
311
00:19:55,962 --> 00:20:02,301
Your clever boys aren't here to
protect your secret this time, Venture.
312
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:09,241
Well, well, well, it looks
as if these Venture boys
313
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,178
are not quite so young
and innocent as I thought.
314
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,780
They seem to have already
discovered the fleshy jig
315
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,916
of the mommy and daddy dance.
316
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:20,786
No matter, for as the Monarch
butterfly spins its deadly web,
317
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,556
so shall I set my fiendish trap.
318
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,992
Yo, coke, smoke, dope?
319
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,864
Uh. Oh. No, I'm cool.
320
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,139
Okay, big fella, you first.
321
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,108
I charge you 10 bucks for the gilded lily,
322
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:43,709
20 for the Roman holiday,
323
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,344
50 for the old walrus and carpenter,
324
00:20:45,490 --> 00:20:48,260
and for 75 you can sleigh
ride down Kilimanjaro.
325
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,516
Ma'am?
326
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,885
Okay, tell you what.
327
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:57,523
Why don't we start nice and slow
and get to know each other?
328
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,698
She touched me
where I make sissy!
329
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,939
Oh, sweet mama jama.
330
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,542
Where are they, Monarch?
What'd you do with the boys?
331
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,377
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait. Ow. Ow!
332
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,454
Hey, look!
333
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,356
It's the United Nations.
334
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:32,391
Pop's in there right now.
335
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,894
Jiggy. Let's go surprise him.
336
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,401
Way to go, Venture.
337
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,170
Yeah, smooth move, ex-lax.
338
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,971
Oh, look who's talking.
339
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,040
I seem to remember a certain scientist
340
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,377
inventing a little something called
"the Albino Bomb" a few years back.
341
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:55,381
And as for you, your hastily
assembled cardboard diorama entitled
342
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:59,251
"Where Does Rain Come From?" was not
exactly the highlight of these proceedings.
343
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:05,491
Hey, guys, the surgeon general
from Mexico is mixing up margaritas.
344
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,093
Come on.
345
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:08,961
Dad!
346
00:22:09,409 --> 00:22:11,797
Boys, what the hell are you
doing here? Where've you been?
347
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,667
We've been on a bona fide
New York adventure.
348
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,070
We saw beautiful girls
and ninjas and everything.
349
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:19,738
Yes, yes. Is Brock with you?
350
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,907
I wanna get the hell out of here,
and I need him to pack up the Oo-ray.
351
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,043
Naw, Pop.
We haven't seen him.
352
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,612
Very well.
Then you two can help me.
353
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:33,686
Mother of crap.
Security! Security!
354
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:37,823
He's disappeared.
355
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:39,825
No. He's right there!
356
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,731
Nice work, boys.
357
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:48,434
I'm very sorry about this,
Dr. Venture.
358
00:22:48,518 --> 00:22:51,054
Although it serves you right
for bringing that thing in here.
359
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,838
With all these foreigners around,
360
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,640
someone's bound to try
to steal a weapon like that.
361
00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:55,975
Psh. Weapon.
362
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:57,710
He wasn't trying to steal it.
363
00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:01,547
He was masturbating like a teenager
with a fast internet connection.
364
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:03,249
Master what?
365
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:06,118
Like an evil master plan?
366
00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:09,255
No, boys,
Otaku Senzuri isn't evil.
367
00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:11,690
He's a technology fetishist:
368
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:14,059
A man who can only
achieve full arousal
369
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,362
when in the presence
of high-tech equipment:
370
00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:19,064
Electronics, computers,
undersea robots.
371
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:21,000
That sort of thing.
372
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:24,203
It's only natural your dad's work would
have piqued his technological fancy.
373
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,438
Fine technological
doodad like this.
374
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:28,440
Fine technological doodad?
375
00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:31,143
- You mean you like it?
- We sure do, Doc.
376
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,878
The army will take 100 of them.
377
00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:35,881
Well, I don't know what use
the army will have for them,
378
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,249
but it's a deal, general.
379
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:39,518
I'd, uh, better get right
to work on those.
380
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,688
Well, looks like all's
well that ends well.
381
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:47,259
Another successful adventure for
the best family in the whole wide world.
382
00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:49,128
Go, Team Venture!
383
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,065
I suppose.
384
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:54,333
But wait a minute.
385
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,802
What happened to Brock?
386
00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:01,273
Phew. That was
some workout, big man.
387
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,077
But I guess you're gonna have to
go look for those boys now, huh?
388
00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:06,612
They'll turn up.
389
00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:08,214
Besides, I still got $300 left.
390
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,817
Three bills can buy
you an awful lot of things.
391
00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:14,720
And, uh, I'm gonna want change.
392
00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:48,354
Someone did a real job on you, mister,
but you're gonna make it.
393
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:52,258
Hard to believe, considering the size of
this thing we pumped from your stomach.
394
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,395
Don't throw those out.
395
00:24:56,445 --> 00:25:00,995
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