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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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[TITANS YELLING PLAYFULLY]
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[CYBORG SCATTING]
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I's gotta stop
that Lex Luthor, yo!
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I will use the vision
of the X-rays
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to see through this wall.
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[IMITATING LASER BEAM SOUND]
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[SCREAMS]
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He must be on the other side
of this tall building.
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You're about to be
taken out, fool!
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[GRUNTS]
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BOTH: Single bound!
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-Whoo!
-All right!
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[ROBIN GRUNTS]
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I knocked the building over
with my super strength.
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ALL: Super strength!
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What are you doing?
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We's pretending to be
superheroes, Mama.
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Uh, you are superheroes.
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Yes, but we are pretending
to be the good superhero.
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The best superhero ever.
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Superman!
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Even his name is super.
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And he's got them
superpowers, yo.
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We all have superpowers.
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[GRUNTS]
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But Superman has cool powers.
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-We're bored with ours.
-Bored?
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You're bored being
an awesome half-robot
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who can transform
into anything?
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The only thing
I can't transform into
is an interesting hero.
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[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
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Beast Boy, you can turn
into a dinosaur.
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True, true.
But mostly as a donkey.
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[NEIGHS]
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Yeah, that's what's up.
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Starfire, you can shoot lasers
out of your hands.
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Oh, the big...
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[EXCLAIMING]
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And Robin,
you've got great hair.
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Not as great as Superman.
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Look at that tight curl.
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Come on, guys,
we're awesome heroes,
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and we should be happy
with our powers.
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Well, we's not.
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I would take any other hero's
superpowers in a second.
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Seriously, there are a lot
of heroes with stupid
powers, you know.
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Anything is better
than nothing.
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Raven, you can use
your magical spells
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to give us the powers of
the other superheroes.
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Yes, I can,
but if I do this...
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Be warned.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[MOCKINGLY] "Be careful
what you wish for."
We know.
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Just give us
them powers, Mama.
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Okay.
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[CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GASPING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[SCREAMING]
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Um, did it work?
We look exactly the same.
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You didn't ask
for new costumes,
just new powers.
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So whose superpowers
did I get?
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I've given you
Aqualad's powers.
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You can breathe underwater
and talk to fish.
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Oh, man,
that sounds boring.
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Try it and see.
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[GRUNTS]
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-What up, fish?
-My name is Jose.
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Cool, man.
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That fish has no
personality, man.
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How am I gonna... [GASPS]
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[CHOKING]
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Gills? [SHRIEKS]
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Bath tub!
Gotta get to a bath tub!
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[SCREAMING]
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What about me?
I can fly, right?
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[GROANS]
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I gave you Vibe's powers.
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You can create shock waves
by breakdancing.
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That's whack. I was already
a [VOCALIZES]
fresh breakdancer.
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-Not so much.
-No.
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[LAUGHS] Oh, look
at this one. Oh, I got...
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[SCREAMING]
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[SPLASHES]
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Uh, something's up
with my dome, Mama.
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It's got all these thoughts
and feelings in it.
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That's because I gave you
Saturn Girl's powers.
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Aw, man. You's give me
the power of thinking?
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Everyone knows the superhero
with feelings powers
is always sent in a trap.
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I's not fun anymore.
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Can I at least
control people's minds?
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Nope, just thinking
and feeling.
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[CRYING]
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Why are my limbs
doing the wiggles?
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You've got
Plastic Man's powers.
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Ooh, the stretchy.
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[SHRIEKING]
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[SCREAMING]
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Hey.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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[SCREAMS]
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I do not like the wiggles.
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[GRUNTS]
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This is lame.
We all got stupid powers.
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Not me.
I got Superman's powers.
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-What?
-No fair.
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Man, that's the opposite
of stupid.
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Well, when you learn
to cast spells,
you can be Superman.
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Ooh, can you give me
the spell casting powers
instead of thinking?
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Nope, you're gonna
have to live with
your dumb new powers.
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Maybe you'll learn how
awesome your real powers are.
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Now, I'm gonna use
my heat vision to warm up
a burrito.
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Huh? I's can only think
about heating up
a burrito.
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[GRUNTING]
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[FARTS]
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[SOBBING]
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Ah, it's still cold.
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[BOTH CRYING]
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Titans, these powers
may be dumb,
but they're real powers.
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From real heroes.
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I'm sure by learning
to use them,
we'll see their value.
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-Oh, yes.
-Oh, I got it.
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-Perhaps in time.
-I don't like it, but okay.
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCREAMING]
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Whoo, I'm floating! Ah!
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So, what do you like
to do for fun?
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My name is Jose.
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[GIGGLING]
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Woo-hoo!
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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Sorry, you have
the wrong number.
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My name is Jose.
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Whoo! Ha-ha!
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[ALARM BLARES]
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ALL: Proficiency!
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So, how are
the new powers
working out?
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-They're great.
-What?
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You heards right.
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I've been dodging
trucks all day.
I didn't get hurt once.
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I do not mind
the silly noodles.
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[GIGGLES]
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Yeah, I'm keeping
the fish-talking powers.
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My name is Jose.
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Ha-ha! You are the man.
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Are you kidding me?
I gave you guys
the stupidest powers ever.
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You might have
given us stupid powers,
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but at least
they're different.
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Yeah, it's a nice
change of pace.
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-[ALARM BLARING]
-ROBIN: Crime alert.
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Looks like Gizmo
is staging a robot invasion
from a floating fortress.
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Titans, go!
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Hey, Titans.
What's wrong with your powers?
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Shouldn't you be a donkey
or something, Beast Boy?
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[LAUGHS]
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I gots me some new
thinking powers,
you little fool.
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And I have the power
of the stretchy body parts.
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And I could talk to fish.
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-My name is--
-Not now, Jose.
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So you switched your powers
for lame powers? [LAUGHS]
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That's right, Gizmo.
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We were desperate
for a change.
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That's dumb.
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RAVEN: I'll handle this.
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Stand down, Gizmo.
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You are no match for me
now that I have
Superman's powers.
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Ooh, I sensing that you gots
to watch out for that
Kryptonite, Superman Mama.
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[CHUCKLES] What are
the chances of Gizmo
having Kryptonite?
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[YELLS]
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Kryptonite, my only weakness.
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Why do you think Superman
doesn't mess with me?
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Ah! You's gotta
change us back, Mama.
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We cannot defeat the Gizmo
with the terrible powers.
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Too weak.
Can't change your powers back.
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What are we gonna do?
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Titans, listen.
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Aqualad, Saturn Girl,
Vibe and Plastic Man
might have dumb powers,
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but if they can use them
to defeat villains, so can we.
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Starfire, slingshot!
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[SCREAMS]
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Throw!
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[LAUGHS]
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You think you can defeat me
with dancing?
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They don't call it
breakdance for nothing.
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[EXCLAIMS]
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Hey.
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Get him.
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My name is Jose.
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Aah! Shoo! Go away!
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Good job, Jose.
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You will be doing the long
stretch in the prison,
Gizmo. [GIGGLES]
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[SCREAMS]
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Oops.
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[SCREAMING]
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[SIGHS]
What good is being Superman
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if you're knocked out
by a Kryptonite ray?
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I think I've got enough power
to change us back.
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Nah, Mama, we's good.
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I likes all this
thinkings and feelings.
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Any powers are
better than none.
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I very much enjoy
the wiggles.
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And I got a new best friend.
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My name is Jose.
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It sure is.
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We got lucky this time.
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What are the chances
that we'll find another battle
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uniquely suited
to your stupid powers?
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Whoa. I sensing a new danger.
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There's trouble at
an underwater electric eel
dance competition,
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and nobody can reach the phone to call for help.
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That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.
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Maybe, Raven.
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But today, we learned
that it doesn't matter
what powers we have,
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there will always be
a convenient situation
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where our incredibly
specific powers
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will be surprisingly
effective.
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Whatever. As long as I
get to be Superman.
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ALL: Woo-hoo!
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My name is Jose.
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