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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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-[SQUEAKS]
-[GASPS] Hello, new friend.
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Rubble ducky,
you are the one.
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[QUACKS]
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Slade destroyed everything.
He can't be trusted.
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One of the
evilest villains ever.
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Who wants rubble sandwiches?
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ALL: I do!
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[CHOMPING]
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Slade destroyed
everything...
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Get in on these delicious
sandwiches, bro.
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-[THUDS]
-They are not delicious!
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They are bitter
and hard to swallow!
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Like the memory of Slade
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destroying
our beloved tower!
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-[CHOMPS] Tastes fine to me.
-[GRUNTS]
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I can't believe
you guys are willing to
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settle for this
disgusting pile of filth!
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We loves this rubble.
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Look, we's getting
all this good sunlight.
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That's because
there is no roof!
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It's so warm and cozy.
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Because everything
is on fire!
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I now have so many places
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to do the hanging of the hats.
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-[EXPLOSION]
-You don't even wear hats!
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[PANTING] I hate to burst
your rubble-bubble, Titans,
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but this no way to live.
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We must rebuild!
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[GASPS] And do the labor
that is manual?
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I refuse to labor!
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And I's refuse to manuals.
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Do we really have to rebuild?
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What did America do
when the White House
was destroyed
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in the War of 1812?
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They rebuilt.
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And when the White House was
blown up in Independence Day?
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They rebuilt.
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And when the White House
was destroyed again
in Deep Impact,
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Olympus Has Fallen,
White House Down,
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-Superman II...
-Okay, okay. We'll do it.
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Just stop making
the White House speech.
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President Bill Pullman
didn't stop making speeches.
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And neither will I.
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Now, let's take
a look at the plans.
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The West Wing will go here.
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The Oval Office
goes here. Ooh.
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And Rose Garden will be
a tasteful addition here.
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ALL: Ooh.
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So many of the wings.
It may fly.
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BEAST BOY: We's could put
a Lincoln bedroom up in here.
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So me and Abe
could have sleepovers.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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RAVEN: This is a nice spot
for the James S. Brady
press briefing room.
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Ooh, I can't wait to get
in there and tear into
those reporters.
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-[GROWLING]
-[ALL SCREAMING]
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STARFIRE: Ooh, and here
we could place
the Situation Room.
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-In which there
are "The Situations."
-[MEOWS]
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I don't know if we're
building a White House
or a new tower.
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But I'm loving it, baby.
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I'm glad you're
as excited as I am.
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Now, let's get downtown
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and get the proper
construction permits.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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You mean, from the city?
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Them fat cats
down at City Hall
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ain't cares about us
common mens.
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They'll get us all
tangled up in
their red tape.
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[GASPS] Red is
the stickiest of tapes.
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[SCREAMS]
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-[GRUNTING]
-[GROANS]
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My dear friends,
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remember that
the government
works for us.
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I'm sure the City Inspector
will bend over backwards
to help us.
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-[ELEVATOR DINGS]
-[CHUCKLING] Oops.
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Yeah, this doesn't
go anywhere.
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-[THUNDERCLAP]
-[CHOMPING]
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-[GRUNTS]
-[SHUDDERING]
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[RINGING]
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I trust you'll
approve our plans
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quickly, my good man.
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[GROWLING]
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Denied.
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[GASPING] No!
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[LAUGHING]
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[SOBBING]
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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[STARFIRE SIGHS]
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Not only have we been denied
the permits of building,
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I saw no obese felines
in the hall of the city.
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That City Inspector
is a real butt.
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I guess it's rubble living
from here on out.
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Who wants some rubble cake?
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No rubble food!
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I've got another plan.
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If we can't build, we can buy.
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ROBIN: On this episode
ofHome Hawks...
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Today we'll be looking
at T-shaped buildings
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in the area that are
in our price range and
meet all of our demands.
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My ideal home must be close
to the centers of learning.
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RAVEN: Not too close.
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The sound of children
laughing creeps me out.
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[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
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And within easy commute.
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I ain't about to spend two
hours in traffic every day.
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It's also gots to be close
to them bird sanctuaries.
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So I continue
my Ornithological studies.
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[BIRDS LAUGHING]
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These properties
have all that and more.
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Now, I present to you,
option one.
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-[HOWLING]
-This quiet little love nest
is a bit of a fixer-upper.
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ALL: Blah!
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It is the vile.
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This place might be
haunted, yo.
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Let's hope so!
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Think of how much we'll
save on the down payment.
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[ALL SCREAM]
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It appears to be
the crime scene.
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Was someone dismembered here?
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There's a poltergeist!
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This is horrible! Horrible!
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Keep in mind that buying
a haunted dump like this
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and doing your own renovations
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is the best way to save money and increase you home's value.
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ALL: No!
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[SIGHS] Fine. If you
wanna waste your money
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we'll move on to option two.
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This classy abode has
an elegant yet timeless look.
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It's move-in ready,
and fully furnished.
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The tile is not
to my liking!
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The decor is making me sick!
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The wall's weird color,
I don't like!
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This is horrible! Horrible!
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These are simple fixes.
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You can easily repaint
or pick new tile.
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ALL: No!
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[SIGHS] Very well.
We'll move on to option three.
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-This exquisitely
shaped home...
-Hold up!
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This don't look like a "T".
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That's because it's an "R".
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Well, there are only
so many T-shaped buildings.
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I refuse to live in
the inappropriate
letter shaped building!
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Well, the "R" could
stand for Robin.
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ALL: No!
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Fine! We'll go back to
the disgusting rubble pile!
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It is a shame
none of the buildings
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met our
unrealistic expectations.
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Yeah, and this rubble living
is really bumming me out.
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I can't eats no more
rubble tacos.
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My teeths hurt.
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[SOBBING]
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[CONTINUES SOBBING]
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Ouch!
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If only the City Inspector
had granted us the permits.
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[GASPS]
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Titans, what if we rebuild
without permits.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Dude, have you lost your mind?
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Them fat cats
ain't gonna stay for it, yo.
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Robin, you're messing
with powerful forces.
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If the City Inspector
finds out...
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It's a risk
I'm willing to take.
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When aliens blew up
the White House
in Independence Day,
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did President
Bill Pullman give up?
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When a meteor created
a tidal wave that
destroyed the White House
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in Deep Impact,
did President Morgan...
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Okay, enough with
the White House speech.
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We're in.
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Then moisten
those lips, Titans.
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Because we're going to...
[WHISTLING]
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Whistle while we work.
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[ALL WHISTLING]
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[CHOMPING]
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[STRAINING, GRUNTS]
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We'll never wrap this up
in one episode.
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Titans, whistle harder.
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[WHISTLING FASTER]
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[THUD]
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Did I hear work whistling?
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[GASPS] The City Inspector.
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[ALL SCREAM]
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Your permit was
denied, Titans.
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There's only one way to deal
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with code violators
like yourselves.
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Behold the power
of bureaucracy.
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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ALL: Red tape!
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Yes!
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[LAUGHING]
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We don't stand a chance.
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The City Inspector
will bind us forever
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with the tape that is red!
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We's gonna be homeless
forever, yo!
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[SOBBING]
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Are you all giving up?
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What other choice do we have?
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In the paraphrased words
of President Bill Pullman,
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"Hours from now,
jets from around the globe
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"will launch
the largest air assault
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"in the history of humankind.
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"Humankind.
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"This word has
a new definition
for us today."
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None of that
applies right now!
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I was getting
to the best part.
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No more speeches
of the actor president!
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Fine.
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Titans, go!
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[GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]
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-[YELLS]
-[CHUCKLES]
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-Ow! Ow! Ow!
-[LAUGHING]
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[YELLS]
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Take that!
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[LAUGHING]
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[YELLS]
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[IMITATING GUNFIRE]
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[SCREAMS]
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[YELLS]
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[ROARS]
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-[GRUNTS]
-[GROANS]
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Azarath Metrion Zin...
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[GRUNTING]
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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This work site
is officially closed
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until further notice.
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Which will be, um...
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Never. [EVIL LAUGHTER]
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[GRUNTS] Must break free!
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[YELLING]
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[GRUNTING]
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We can't cut through
the red tape! It's over.
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Not yet. I've got
one last trick of my sleeve.
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I'm going to exploit
a government official's
only weakness.
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[SNORTING]
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A little something
to wet your beak?
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[SNIFFS, CLEARS THROAT]
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Well, everything's
in order here,
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You're all up to code.
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Um... Thank you
for your, uh, donation.
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[LAUGHING]
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We should've
started with the bribe,
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Eh, live and learn.
Now Titans,
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get to work!
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[WHISTLING FAST]
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-[ALL CHEERING]
-CYBORG: Nice job.
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-[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
-ALL: Ooh.
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ALL: Ah!
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Look at that toilet!
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So, what do you think?
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You know,
it's mostly the same.
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Ooh, but with
the slight differences.
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00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:24,674
The important thing is
that the living room
has been reworked
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00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,841
so that it's easier
to enter and exit.
258
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,667
Which is the real reason
we did all of this.
259
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:31,105
Now we'll never
have to rebuild again.
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00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,852
[ALL CHEERING]
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00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,203
[THUNDERCLAP]
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00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:36,942
ROBIN: [CHUCKLES]
That'll buff right out.
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00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:39,334
Some duct tape
will patch that right up.
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00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:41,683
[EXPLOSION]
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No!
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