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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Who would've thought
a movie about babies
fighting dogs
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would be so amazing?
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I feel the enriched.
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I feel inspired.
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I feel like we should
make our own movie.
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[ALL GASP]
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Can we's even do that?
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Surely it is not legal
for any fool to dabble
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in such sacred arts.
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Anyone can make
a movie.
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All you need is
a script, a camera,
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some actors, and a dream
in your heart.
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Uh, what about talent?
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We've got none
of that.
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Has a lack of talent
stopped anyone
from pursuing
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a job in entertainment?
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Nopes, it ain't stopped
anyone ever.
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Then let's make a movie!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY]
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Guys, wait.
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Should we concerned
about creative differences?
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Uh, what's a
"Creative differences"?
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Creative people
are oversensitive babies.
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So when they have
conflicting ideas
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they get really
mad at each other.
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That's a good thing,
challenging each other's
ideas will only make
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the movie better.
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If we fight too much,
we may never want
to work together again.
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It's a risk I'm willing
to take.
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Now, to get this movie
started, the first thing
we need to do is...
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Decide which super famous
celebrities are going to be
playing us?
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Ooh, ooh, you know
who should play
my man, Cyborg?
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Seth Rogen.
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Seth Rogen can't
play me, dude.
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Tom Selleck
could play me though.
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Ooh, Helen Mirren
should play me.
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I dig that sassy broad.
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And I wish to be played
by The Little Mermaid
princess.
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[SEAGULLS CHIRPING]
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Okay, crazy.
Who should play Robin?
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Nobody is going
to be playing me
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because we are not making
a movie about ourselves.
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Oh, I see,
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because no celebrity
would wanna play you.
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Not true, Joseph Gordon-Levitt
would be happy to play me.
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♪ I'm going in
And I'm feelin' fresh
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♪ I got a dope chain
And a dope vest ♪
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Ain't no way JGL
could play a dude
this weird-looking.
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[GOAT BRAYING]
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We must find
the real person.
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You mean, real ugly.
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Yes, that is exactly
what I meant.
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[CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE]
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[BURPS]
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These guys do not
match my description.
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Actually
they kind of do.
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Yo, if this dude
was a little shorter
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he'd be your height.
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Hey, this one's
got the right sized hands.
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[SNIFFING]
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This one's fishy odor
makes me the sick.
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[RETCHES] Just like yours.
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[VOMITS]
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These guys are perfect.
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No, they're not,
I'm handsome and almost tall.
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Everyone, out!
Out!
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[SCREAMS]
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We're not making
a movie about
the Teen Titans.
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We're going to make
something original.
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A piece of art
that reflects the ennui
of our times.
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Art? I thought
we were making
a movie.
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Movies are the highest
art form.
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Now, because I'm
a controlling megalomaniac
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I'll be the director.
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We'll need someone
to write the script.
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Beast Boy and I
can do that.
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Are you sure?
Being a writer
isn't easy.
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Sure it is, writers
just hang out
at coffee shops
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-pretending to look busy.
-But they's really just
getting that free Wi-Fi, yo.
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Full bars, baby.
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Sounds like you know
what you're doing.
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We're also going
to need someone
to design the wardrobe.
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I will gladly perform
this task.
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Great, I'm sure there'll
be no misunderstandings
at all.
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Finally, someone has
to be our makeup artist.
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-What?
-Oh, Raven.
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Please be the one
who will make all
of the ups.
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Are you kidding?
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I've never worn
makeup in my life.
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Besides, I'm still
worried that creative
differences will ruin
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our friendship.
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What if we promised
to be kind and courteous
at all times?
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Okay.
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I'll do it.
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-[ALL WHOOPING]
-Titans! Go!
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Make a movie!
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[WHIRRING]
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[LOUDLY] How's
the script coming, boys?
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We are crafting the classic
hero's journey.
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But we wanna subvert
some of the more
familiar tropes.
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BOTH: That's write!
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But they are tropes
for a reason.
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It's only meaningful
when the hero
experiences darkness.
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Before the light.
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The arrow flies.
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The arrow falls.
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BOTH: Write on!
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What does archery
have to do
with anything?
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It's a writer term,
dum-dum.
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When you's writing
a movie,
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the most important thing
to say is things that make
you sound like a writer.
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Check it.
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We've got a solid
act one with a delicious
inciting event.
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But we've got some
problems in act two.
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We's struggling with
the fun and games
into the all is lost,
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plus the dark night
of the soul ain't playing.
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Is anybody sipping
from the poisoned chalice?
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Oh, they're sipping.
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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But no one's scratching
at the log.
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Speaking of scratching,
we's got to get the cat
up the tree,
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but he won't
comes down.
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-[CAT MEOWING]
-We have to save
the cat!
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Save the cat!
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-[WHIMPERS]
-[THUDS]
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BOTH: Write-O!
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You mentioned
act two problems?
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We's just gonna
hang a lantern on it.
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Wow! You guys really
sound like writers.
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This script
is gonna be great.
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[WHIRRING]
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[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
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Hey, Star, how's
the wardrobe coming?
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I have been toiling
for the hours.
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Behold!
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[STARFIRE SPEAKING]
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I said wardrobe,
not war drone,
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as in costumes.
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Detecting aggression.
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Costumes!
Make costumes!
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Costumes, I suppose
that makes more
of the sense.
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[EXCLAIMS]
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Got a handle on
the makeup yet, Raven?
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Mmm-hmm,
I've been trying some
different techniques
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to make the eyes pop.
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Never looked better,
keep up the good work.
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All right, Titans.
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I think we got everything
we need to make
this movie!
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Now, let's take
a look at the script.
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[MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]
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This is terrible!
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Your main character
has no redeeming qualities!
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You's a redeeming
quality, fool.
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Guys, please, be nice.
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Creative differences,
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remember?
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[BOTH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Yes, of course.
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Mmm-mmm,
this script has, uh...
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Many admirable qualities,
it's filled with words,
I can read.
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Some of them.
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[BELL DINGING]
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What do you think
of the costumes?
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Oh, wow,
look at that.
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Very nice,
very, very,
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nice.
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-[COUGHS]
-Raven,
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let's get
some makeup going.
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The makeup has made us
look like the monsters.
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Which is good.
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Wonderful, really great,
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-really good stuff everyone.
-Indeed,
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it is the highest
of quality.
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[STRAINING] Yes, it's so good,
I can hardly contain myself.
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[GRUNTING]
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I can't speak
polite anymore!
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This costume
is garbage.
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You needs to
do it better.
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I have done
my very best!
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Your script is bad.
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Bad, bad, bad.
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You think that's bad?
This is bad!
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The creative differences!
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-Come here!
-[ALL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]
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STARFIRE: [GASPS] We no longer
look like the monsters.
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This isn't hideous
anymore.
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The script,
it's fixed!
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How is this happening?
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It's the creative
differences.
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They're making
everything better.
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Well, I'll be.
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What do you say, Titans,
you ready to make
the best movie ever?
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[ALL CHEERING]
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-Yay.
-This is going
to be fun, yo.
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You know, guys,
I thought creative differences
would tear us apart.
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But in the end,
they made us even
stronger.
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Well said, Raven.
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Now, who's ready to watch
this little gem
we've created?
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Oh, yeah,
let's do it, baby.
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[FILM ROLLING]
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I gotta leave my safe
and comfortable space
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and have an adventure, yo.
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Who are you?
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I'm your new buddy,
we won't like each other
at first.
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But then we'll be
best friends.
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Okay.
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We are the bad guys.
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And we wanna
tell you our evil plan.
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Yes, we want to
take over the world.
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[BOTH LAUGHING EVILLY]
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We must be the only ones
who can stop them.
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Action finale!
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[GRUNTS]
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[WHOOPS]
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-Yay!
-[BOTH CHEERING]
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[SOBS] No, you can't
be dead.
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Okay.
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[LAUGHS] Wow,
our creative differences
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helped us to make
something truly special.
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Uh, hello, did we
all just watch
the same thing?
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It was all so familiar.
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Yes, like the old sweater
that brings the comfort.
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No, I mean familiar
in a bad way.
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We struggled and fought
and the best we could
come up with
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is something completely
unoriginal.
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I know, it's a complete copy
of things we've seen before.
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We've made
a real Hollywood movie.
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Hey, who wants to make
the sequel?
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ALL: Sequel!
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