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This is such a bad road.

I'm getting tired of shaking.

It'll be over soon, honey.

How I wish I could skip all these guest

ceremonies and start living for myself right away…

Is that what you really want?

Yes

And you know what I want?

What?

Pee.

Ha-ha-ha!

I'm not kidding.

I need to go to the bathroom.

Oh, I'm sorry. Sure, we'll figure something out.

Mr. driver, could you stop near a public restroom?

Thank you

You're welcome.

Hold the door! HOLD THE DOOR!!!

Damn doors

What's going on?

Tell me you have a cell phone.

Do I look like I have pockets?

Looks like we're both fucked.

Oh no

What's wrong

This door doesn't open from the inside

The door. It's broken.

What?

Last time it opened when I came in here to pee.

When?

Last night

Did you spend the night here?

Oh my god

Didn't anyone come here?

It's a godforsaken toilet

This toilet has almost no visitors

It's just a toilet trap

For someone who spent the night in the village latrine, you smell good.

And you're too calm for a person whose wedding will go on without him.

Under no circumstances

You don't have to tell me this nonsense. Just turn around.

Oh, I'm sorry. I completely forgot that this is, after all, a toilet.

This door was built...

by Soviet rocket engineers in 1954!

We can't handle those doors.

Damn it! What are we going to do?

Oh my...

If no one comes here, we'll have to spend another day here.

Definitely no

My fiancé is waiting for me outside. He'll set us free.

So he'll come and open the door soon?

Of course he's coming for me soon.

We have no choice but to wait for his

I think we need to wait a few minutes

He can't be without me for long.

He's definitely coming now.

Oh my God

Such luck!

Where the hell is he?!

When is he going to notice I'm gone?

Yep

You must be the kind of person who likes to hustle.

You know

I don't like to be in a big rush.

After all, I'm not a man who just wants to get the job done and go to sleep.

Well

Oh, don't speak for everyone!

I, for one, completely agree that we should approach things

with feeling,

with thought

with consideration.

Only persistence and patience

can make you scream and cheer at the final result.

You're a poet!

Although, your girlfriend probably tells you this all the time.

I don't have a girlfriend

but you guessed it: girls say it to me often.

I bet you're popular with them

It's no secret

You already have a crush on me, too.

What?!

What nonsense!

This is the bathroom. There are mirrors everywhere.

You think I haven't noticed you looking at my buttocks?

Don't make this up!

I'm not the least bit interested in your perfect buttocks!

Why don't you say something?

I just remembered…

If I'm standing at the bus stop

Yep

I have to wait a long time for the bus.

It always seems to mock me, makes me languish waiting in the rain and in a snowstorm

But as soon as I light a cigarette

the bus comes right away

I don't even have time to smoke it.

Do you have something to put in the mouth?

Come on, smoke so a bus full of people comes

I don't have any cigarettes.

So it doesn't help us.

We could start small

By the way, is there a spiritual connection between you and your fiancé?

A mental connection maybe?

Well, of course we have a connection

Don't think anything wrong.

If...

I don't want to be rude.

But if I kiss you

Listen to me.

No

He will definitely feel it.

I won't kiss you.

I understand you.

But we've been waiting so long and he still hasn't come.

Somehow we have to get him to come here

Look

Look at things reasonably

It's just a kiss

If I do it...

But only so that he would come sooner.

I like it

It's okay.

We'll do it just so he can feel our kiss and come

Let's try it.

As soon as he feels it, he will come and open the door

If there's a chance, why not take it.

After all, I haven't promised to be faithful to anyone yet

I think we can try this method

And now he's definitely coming.

Do you think he felt that?

So far, nothing is happening.

I don't hear his footsteps.

No one opens the doors

It was all in vain.

Do you think we would...

But only to...

Of course

Show me your magic

Oh my God

Toilet trap

It is

Oh my God

Damn doors

We have to get out of here somehow.

He's about to feel...

Yep

We have to try to get him to come

After all, broken doors aren't so bad.

I agree with you.

Such a cool ass!

I don't wonder why he wants to marry you.

I've waited so long...

You have such a nice dick.

My fiancé is not so hot.

Your pussy is just magical.

it's just a wedding adventure

Play with your boobs

Look me in the eye

Are you a lecherous bride?

Yeah

Honey?

Are you there?

Honey!

Darling, are you all right?

Hey

Honey, is everything okay? Are you there?

Open the door

Open the door

Do you hear me?

Open the door

Open the door immediately

I said open the door.

Open the door

I'm going to break the door down.

Are you there?

What is this?

What the fuck is this!

Stop it

Aren't you embarrassed?

I have nothing to do with it.

What does that even mean?

Oh my goodness.

That's not what it looks like.

I see.

It's not my fault

It's so disgusting.

Who are you?

Honey, stop sucking, please.

You make me want to vomit.

Ugh!

This is disgusting.

So sneaky.

What have you done, you bastard?

It's not my fault, bro

Whose fault is that?

Get me right

Whose fault is that?

You bastard fucked my future wife

You've finally come.

We've been waiting for you

Ugh, you're nasty.

We had a little adventure here

Adventure?

You stink!

You've been smoking again!

Do you blame me for smoking? but you just did.....

Take my things.

You should have come sooner.

Let's get out of here.

I'm tired of waiting for you!

Hurry up! Look at the clock!

The doors are closed again!

So let's go!

It's time to get married