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Popatlal, never has a bus stopped at our doorstep. Explain this huge car

Must've come asking for address. Let's clear the air

ls he the writer we called up? - In Mercedes?

Sir, when I got your call, I left my tea and came over

I'm a writer. What reminds you of this worthless man?

Worthless? You don't know your worth You've written a great story

What have I written? - You have no idea what you've written

Something extraordinary? - Fantastic! Mind-blowing! Terrific

Of all the directors, only you figured out my script, sir

No one even acknowledged me. - Asses all. What'd asses know?

But now you've found a real connoisseur

I'll set them ablaze! - The script and him? Clear the air

Get inside! - Tell me

I took it out on him because of you. - Explain it, please

He didn't explain the fire. Isn't it wrong?

Sir, all these movies? - I've seen them ten times each

You can't become a director otherwise. - You mean you're making a debut?

First film, brand new, first venture. - If it materialises

Who will act in it? - The actors well, yes

your story is so novel, old actors won't fit the bill

They won't give a damn. - Hey! Well, listen. You and I

are debuting as writer and director - And I, as heroine

What?

Everything about us is new. - Even the public

What rot! Let some thing stay the way it is

What he means is if all are debuting, no one will watch

You are making a mistake. Every famous director once made his debut

A dynamic writer and a fantastic script I'm going to ignite a fire

Ignite what? The film? The audience? The cinema hall?

Stop interfering. Am I not talking to him?

Excuse me excuse me!

Yes, my boy? - What are you offering me?

A huge title in the credits. What name would you prefer?

Name is Sher Singh. But I've thought of Shekhar for the screen

That's nice. - But I'm a bit cash-strapped right non

He's kidding. He roams around in a Mercedes and cribs about money

You are mistaken. I had no money for a cab, so I came in a Mercedes

Now it's clear. - I'll make it more clear

I work in a car service center, and this car belongs to my boss

I understand. Smart boy. He works for a living

What about our livelihood? - Shut up! Tell me, Popat

What does a writer earn per movie? - Zilch

Something, for sure? - Sure, I won't let you starve

I got it now I'll leave. I know your fake types

Listen, listen you can't shatter my dreams like this

I've got a great break. There's happiness in this office after years

It's a question of my career. Please please

Please! - Look, I understand your grief

But how can I give my script away? - Like this. Kid, you are worked up

I was kidding. You don't know Chelaramani. I have raised the money

How much will you charge? - At least

50,000. - Done

Torture

Shekhar?

Yes? - Why do you look scared?

Not at all. Actually, I'm expecting my girlfriend

If she spots me with you - You'll be in trouble?

No, but it'll ruin my evening

You could say that I'm the heroine of your movie

I haven't told her yet that I'm working in movies. Because

these days even big budget films flop. And ours is a low budget one

I have no idea whether it'll work. - No Shekhar, don't say that

Don't say that. Our film will be a hit. In fact, it'll be a super hit

If it's a hit, I'll tell her. Can we meet later?

Why are you so scared of your girlfriend?

Actually, I don't want to lose her. She's one in a million

What do I say? You are full of intoxication

If my heart goes hysteric, don't blame me

How sweet! - It's not just about romance

I want to marry. - Congratulations

Thank you

Nisha? I mean, I was talking about marrying her

I mean, marrying you, not her

Won't you introduce us? - This is my friend

What? - I mean, she's my boss' client

She buys cars from him. - Client? Then why are you jittery?

Who is jittery? You are raving. - Really? All right

Here make her your sister

Tie it to my wrist. - You're kidding

It's a very serious joke. - What nonsense!

I have made 40 sisters You are 41st.

No way, Shekhar

We are not having an affair

But I never considered you my brother

A sacred thread? No way, Shekhar

No way! _ are you crying?

What the hell was going on? - I swear, nothing

Tell me the truth. - I swear, Nisha

Nisha, please! - I'll kill myself

Madam? - Baldev, the silly: girl took poison

Madan, foolishness is another name for love

Take it easy. Don't worry, everything will be fine. How's she now?

Mr Chopra, the effect of the poison hasn't ceased. The treatment is on

I don't understand what spell that beggar has cast on Nisha

Doctor, how is she now? - Not to worry. She is out of danger

Thank God

Thank you very much. - It's okay

I'll fix that swine. I'm not sparing him. I'll have him jailed

Papa, reason with him. Anger will only make matters worse

One mustn't fuel a fire. Let it cool down

Then we'll douse it with love. - What do you mean?

A few more tiffs like this, and Nisha will begin to hate that pauper

And that is when you find a suitor and marry her off. Simple

If this is how she earns shame, how will I find her a suitor?

When will your friend help? His son Vicky will marry our Nisha

What?

True, Madan. Vicky loves Nisha dearly. That's why he's still a bachelor

Else, he'd have married long ago and I'd be playing with my grandchildren

Excuse me, uncle can I meet Nisha?

Of course

If we can't be together, at least you can give me a chance to die with you

Vicky, you know well that I love Shekhar

But you can't stop me from loving you, Nisha. Anyway

why did you take poison?

You wanted to die a cowards death, eh - Who wanted to me'?

I just wanted to scare Shekhar. But by mistake I consumed a bit more

Tie this on him

Hang on

Now! - "Brother, honour this sacred bond"

"Brother, do not forget your little sister"

Enough? Happy?

Nisha, do you think Shekhar made me his sister out of fear?

Actually, Shekhar loves you dearly

That's why he tries to give in to your foolish whims and fancies

I tell you, love is trust, faith

Suspicion is harmful, Nisha

'Shekhar really does something wrong he will never tell you

What? - I will tell you

I will tell you

With what right did she give me a sermon?

She exercised all her rights as my sister number forty-one

Mr Chelaramani, where are we? - At Swami Trilokanand's ashram

Know what? If he agrees to come to our inaugural shot

we'll get tremendous coverage

And God says we are not different, we are one

Swamiji - What are you doing?

Stand up let go of my feet. - No, Sire

I won't get up until you agree to grace our inaugural shot

Chelaramani, try to understand. I don't go for such occasion

My blessings are with you. Take the offerings

Sire, this is my writer Shekhar. He's got a great story

God too has written an interesting story for him

Very soon he's going to be married, twice

Wow! Congratulations

Congratulations, my foot! Sire, the girl I love

doesn't even tolerate the shadow of another girl touching me

Besides, I can't think of marrying someone else

But this is God's plan. And His will

will certainly be done. - No no

Have a sweet

You'll have two wives

Ramsingh, call Bittu. - Yes, sir

Where have you been? Your mother called from the village

What did she say? - Said something about your sister

She also wants you there at once

You're strange. My mother called and you didn't take the message

Next time, I'll screw you. - Excuse me!

I'm your boss, not a telephone operator

The line had disturbances and it got disconnected. Why don't you call her?

You're strange. We don't have a phone nobody there has a phone

There's one in the council that doesn't work for weeks

I'd reach there before I get the call through

Brother! Look, Ma, brother is here

What? Sheru, my son !

On time, son. Bless you

Ma, what's going on? - Chutki is getting engaged

Our Chutki is getting married? - God has answered our prayers

Finally, happiness has come looking for us

Chutki

our little girl is getting married, eh?

I'm so happy. Ma

who is the bridegroom? - You'll go mad on knowing it

He's not an ordinary person, he belongs to a rich family

Who is he? - The Collector's son Harpreet

Harpreet is marrying Chutki? - For the sake of his sister Sweaty

For the sake of Sweety? - Yes. She loves you dearly

Loves me? - Yes. The Collector came seeking

the alliance. That's when I got to know that she's been in love since childhood

She's crazy for you. But I told him that I have a daughter

And my son won't even think of marrying before her

I also told him that getting Chutki married was very difficult

That's when Harpreet said, he'd marry Chutki

I was stunned

I realised that a brother is someone who sacrifices

his own happiness Take it easy, don't ruin the henna

The henna will never fade, she is marrying into the Collector's family

She's going to rule

Son, you've fallen silent?

Nothing, mother. - I agreed without asking you, son

I was worried if Chutki would ever get married

Well, it's good for you too. Sweety is a nice girl

hope you are happy with my decision' - I'm happy, Ma

His sister's wedding is just fixed and he's in tears

He loves his sister dearly

Awesome

Don't think so much, Mr Thakral. Make the move

I'm still trying to figure out your move

The rook moves straight, young man. How can you move it diagonally

and threaten my king?

Don't forget, Mr Thakral, it's a game

And in bad times

even a rook could go wild

Say it again

Awesome!

Sister

One runs only twice in life. In a race, or when he's trapped in a case

Or if it's a wedding news. - God! I'll drop dead if he agrees

Sis, he agreed to the wedding. - I'm dead!

Exchange the garlands

Exchange the garlands

Let the bridegroom put the garland around the bride's neck

The garland, Sheru

Go on

What happened to him?

His head was reeling

Where am I? Where am I?

I repeat. Where am I ? - You are with me

What happened to you? - What shouldn't have happened

What shouldn't have happened? - What has happened

What are you saying? - What I shouldn't be saying

God! Why are you doing this? - I don't know why

Where to?

I had such colourful dreams for this night

But I see everything in black and white tonight. Why: is my head reeling'.-?

Why the hell is my head reeling?

Please lie down

What are you doing? - Serving you

Don't serve me. - We'll be together all life

I'm your wife. You can't stop me from serving you

Don't serve me. - Please lie down

Why is your head reeling? - Don't serve me

I'm so very afraid. - Me too

Why are you covering your face?

"O my beloved"

"Your love, my love"

"0 my love"

"I've fallen in love! Goodness, I'm in love"

"I never knew when you stirred my heart"

"I've fallen in love! Goodness, I'm in love"

"I've fallen in love! Goodness, I'm in love"

"I never knew when you stirred my heart"

"Crazy in love, I've forgotten the world"

"I've realised, and I admit I've taken a risk"

"I've fallen in love! Goodness, I'm in love"

"0 my love"

"O my beloved"

"Draw my silken tresses"

"with your fingers"

"Caress my cheeks"

"seduce me"

"I don't know how the kohl in my eyes spread all over me"

"I never knew when you stirred my heart"

"I've fallen in love"

"Sweetheart, I'm in love"

"In ecstasy, I revel"

"My life is now fixed with yours"

"in your love, sweetheart"

God! What have I done?

Unwanted nuisance. Oh, what have I done?

God! What have I done?

It's not even a week since the wedding. What's the hurry?

Brother, you could wait for a few more days

Chutki, it'd kick up a storm here. - A storm?

I mean, people over there will kick up a fuss. I got jobs unfinished

You can start some work here, son. God has bestowed everything upon us

What's there in the city anyway? - You have no idea, aunt

It'd be better for all of us if I stay in the city

I mean, I have dreams in the city. I've embarked on a huge project

I'm interested in writing. I have to complete the project

If it's a huge project, why don't you take Sweety and your mother along?

It's not such a huge project and it hasn't taken off yet

God knows when it'll take off. - ls it Ma?

Yes, it's me. When will it start? I've been hearing that for 5 years now

Ma, you and your son are lucky that it has taken only five years

You have no idea, the film industry run is a marathon

I'll take your leave now

Bye. Be in touch

Listen

I said - What?

Will you be going for film shoots? - Of course

You'll explain scenes to heroines?

Yes, the writer does it. In the film industry no one else understands Hind

When you go to explain scenes, don't wear that clean-shaven look

Wear a stubble, keep your hair unkempt

and wear unionized, old fashioned clothes

What for? - I'll be ruined

if some heroine falls for you

Water? - Shut up!

Sorry, I hurt you. - Never mind

Please don't weep. - You won't understand my feelings

There's violence, drama, emotion and sex in my heart

You won't understand. Don't worry, I'll be all right

Don't weep. - I won't. Move!

Please don't weep. - I won't

Wow! Amazing. We took a great shot of the entourage

got a closeup of the ass on the horse - Wonderful

Baby, somehow get into the hall, we'll also catch the marital vows

Hang on. Sir, if they find out that we are shooting their wedding

for our film, they will shoot us. - For that ominous face

at least speak positive. - You'll know when they slipper you

What? - Nothing, go ahead

Has Nisha's father rented out his villa for the shoot?

He'll hire a villa? Out of question. - Shut up, will ya?

What's going on? - There's a wedding going on

Who's marrying?

What are you doing, Nisha? - Stop! Or I'll shoot

Listen, dear - Stop, Papa. Or, I'll shoot myself

No, Nisha - Enough of this emotional blackmail

I won't marry Vicky

Listen to me. Vicky is a nice boy, he loves you, he'll keep you happy

I don't want to be happy. I will marry only Shekhar

Shekhar is not to be found, Nisha. He has betrayed you and vanished

Nisha

What are you doing? - Shekhar? You are back?

Papa is forcing me to marry Vicky

You always desired to marry me off with great pomp and splendour, Papa

Of course, I will marry but only the one I like

Shekhar, we are marrying right now

Right now? Listen to me

I won't hear a thing

Yes son, come and marry her

What are you saying, Madan? You yourself had fixed this marriage

Yes, I did. And now I'm calling it off

Please son, marry her now

What nonsense, uncle! How is that possible? I came to explain things

I want to say something. - I don't want to hear a thing

Nisha, your problem is you never lent me a ear

I'll count only till three. - You are educated

At least count till hundred. - One!

Now how do I explain? Come over here, we need to talk

Two! - Damn

Mr Chelaramani, reason with her! - I can't. Why don't you give in?

Son, you know how stubborn she is. She'll shoot herself. Please agree

How can she shoot herself? Listen to what I have to say

I can't marry you. - What? Why not?

You love me, don't you? - I do, but I must talk to you

She's going to shoot herself. - Nisha, don't do it, I say

Three! - No!

Yes! - Yes

Yes? - No! No, please

No?

Yes, yes

The garland, son

The garland

Come to your senses, Shekhar

He's reeling. - Get onions

What are you saying? Why didn't you tell us before the wedding?

What do you mean? Wasn't I trying to say something then?

She held a gun at her temple and you forced me to marry her

I was stunned

Uncle, what's going to happen of me now?

I'll take care of everything, son. But don't tell Nisha anything now

I never wish to tell her. But if things are cleared on the nuptial night

all the other nights go smooth. - No, no

Uncle, please tell her everything. - No, son

Look son, Nisha never got love. As a kid, she lost her mother

ind I was always caught up in business - I understand

She only has your love. ;he can share everything but your love

I know. - Then why are you sitting here?

Go she is waiting for you. - Please take care of everything

I will take care of everything - Can't find conviction in you, Mr Ran

What are you saying? Day or night, I'll manage everything

I'll manage the days and nights, you take care of the problem. Smart Alec

What is he saying? - I'll manage your days and nights

Rao, until I tell Nisha this must remain between us

Nobody will know, sir

You have this strange habit of maintaining a diary

You just said nobody must find out, and you are putting it on paper?

Vicky?

What are you doing here? - This isn't right, Nisha

I wanted to marry you and take you away

But you never mind, it happens

I went home empty handed

But I shall have you, Nisha. - Are you in your senses, Vicky?

Yes, I am in my senses! - Stop it, Vicky

Stop it! - You belong to me. Only me

Nisha, you are mine, you can't belong to anyone else

What are you doing? - Shut up

Where to?

Back off, or I'll shoot! - Really? I'll bomb you

if you touch my wife. - I'll shoot you

Uncle - Papa!

Stop, swine! - Shekhar

I need to tell you something

Stop! Don't step forward

Nobody comes here, officer! Else, I'll blast the gas station

I'll blast it!

Don't step forward! I'll shoot

No!

No Vicky, no! No

Sweety, how long will you wait for him here?

When he returns, he'll come straight home, won't he?

He used to come once in a fortnight or a month, but this time he's an ass

He's a fool. One doesn't forget his wife like this

No mother, he won't forget me I mean, he won't forget us

I feel he's in trouble that's why he's not coming

You will manage daddy's business from now on

This seat belongs to you now. - What's the need to do business?

We have property that can feed seven generations

What about the labourers and their families who depend on our business?

We can't let them starve. - You are right

But what do I tell the one who employed me in my bad times?

How can I desert him? - He can employ someone else

You don't understand, Nisha. He depends a lot on me

If I quit, the showroom will shut down. And there are other things too

how do I explain? - Not a word

You are the Managing Director now. Mr Rao, help him out

But Nisha, try - Be seated please

Look

Show me

What's your problem? It's a business worth millions

and you are worried about that job. - Mr Rao, you don't understand

I'm a writer. What about my ambition? - Everything will be fine

Use our files to write your movie scripts, no one will find out

What happens to our business then? - I'm here. Don't worry, I'll manage

You mean I won't have to work? - No. At the end of the month

you will check the accounts and sign some cheques, that's it

Mr Rao, how do I repay your favour?

Just sign my salary cheques

You are very practical

I've smiled after a long time. Pray that

there's no fresh trouble

Hold this

What's the matter, Sweety? Are you all right?

I'm fine, mother. - Then?

Is it true, Sweety?

Thanks a million, Lord. MY; m?

I'll write a letter saying he's going to be a father soon

Just watch. He's going to come dancing here

"My land produces gold and pearls"

Congratulations, Mr Shekhar. You are going to become a father

Thank you very much

Congratulations? But how do you know?

Strange. I just examined Misha

You mean Nisha too?

Nisha too? What does that mean?

Who else is pregnant? - Bye. See you again

Thank you for the news. - Hello?

You are raving. Who else can be pregnant?

Then why did you say "Nisha too"? - No, I said "Nisha hee"

What does "Nisha hee" mean? - It means hee-hee-hee

You cut short my laughter. Silly

You are too much, Shekhar! - Too?

Me too? Or only me? - Only you

Honey, I'm very happy today. But something worries me

Worry? - Yes. You know

destiny has once again heaped dual responsibilities on me

What do you mean? - I only worried about my wife and job

But now I'm worried about my wife as well as my baby

And as you know, when responsibilities increase, one has to work harder

run here and there

Reform, swine!

What did you say? - I said

sometimes here sometimes there

"My Prince Charming is hopeless"

"I'm his wife"

"He uses excuses to stay away"

"He is a liar"

"My beloved is hopeless"

"He always has alibis up his sleeves"

"He forgets his way home"

"He's such a madcap"

"Come home soon, my love, I'm growing rather restless"

"Else, this Punjabi girl will die"

"Without 'you, these nights seem longer"

"When will they grow shorter?"

"My Prince Charming is hopeless"

"My beloved is hopeless"

"Where are you lost? You have no idea what I'm worth"

"If I am upset, I hope you will pacify me?"

"Madcap, madcap"

"For not coming home, he makes a thousand excuses"

"My beloved"

"is hopeless"

"I'm his wife"

"He uses excuses to stay away"

"He is a liar"

"Your daddy is hopeless"

"Your papa is hopeless"

I hope you will return soon? - Oh yes I'm not going away

All appointments cancelled today. Just one show tonight

I wanted you home soon because tomorrow is Tuk-tuk's birthday

We got to buy him a gift. - That reminds me

If I have my way, I'll give Tuk-tuk a new gift every year

Sometimes a sister, sometimes a brother

Tuk-tuk might come in. - He can do no harm to me

Papa

What happened, son? - You got a phone-call, Papa

This is what you call spoilsport. - No papa, it's called bell-the-cat

-low dare you talk back at your father? - You are too much

Clever rascal

Hello? Who's speaking?

Get to Kamalistan Studio at once

Are you crazy? No power on earth can tear me apart from my wife today

I got three powers standing before me

ls it? Who are they? I'll destroy them

Your mother

Your son Toni

Finally, your wife Sweety

Shall I have them delivered to you? - Are you crazy?

Stop the three I mean, stop the party

I want to settle the deal at any cost. Hold on, I'm coming

Ma my respects

Toni, my son. How are you? - Papa

How've you been, Sweety? - Better, now

No letter, no telegram how did you get here?

What are you raving? We couldn't help coming here

My poor daughter-in-law, she doesn't tell me, but I know how she feels

She's been waiting for you. - Don't be so uneasy

Shut up! We can stay away no longer, we have come here for good

la, I have no home, no accommodation - I've been hearing for 7 years now

that you are building a house. What, are you building a Taj Mahal?

Now that we are here, we're staying

Wherever you live, we'll live there, happily

Really? Will you live happily where I live?

Mr Chelaramani, tell her that

a sheath cannot hold two swords

I can't. I can't pay for your new house

Sure, scrooge, you don't even buy tea for your unit

Coming, Ma

Mr Chelaramani, you've already swallowed my script

Filthy Mind, give me an idea at least. - Really? Then listen, Shekhar

My idea will set fire - To your idea? Or your filthy mind?

Shut up! There's a watchman of a villa who is bitten by the acting bug

His boss is always away. I'll give the watchman a role in my film

He will give your family a shelter. - Where did you flick the idea from?

Congratulations, lady. Everything s fine. We've managed accommodation

I told you ! Once we reach Bombay, everything will fall in place

Aren't you happy that we have come to stay with you?

What are you saying? I'm so happy. - You aren't wearing a smile

What are you saying? I'm laughing

Laughing? Or are you crying? - This is how I laugh these days, Ma

And this is how I cry

He is right. Now stop laughing and come on

How don't sit there! (I'm-an

Stop, Stop

Come, Toni

I want ice cream, Mama. - No, dear

After you come home from school, I'll make carrot-halwa for you

Ice cream gives you a sore throat. - I'm not a singer. Buy me ice cream

Shut up, devil. If you say that again, don't call me mummy

All right, I'll call you aunt. - Shut up

Stay here, I'll go and meet the Principal

Excuse me, Mrs Nisha. The Principal wants to talk to you about Tuk-tuk

Let's go. You wait here. I'll be back

Son?

Come here. - Who? Me?

Yes. Come here

I told you not to eat ice cream. It gives you sore throat. Throw it away

What are you doing, aunt? - Will you call me aunt?

Mummy! Because I didn't buy you ice cream, eh

Who are you calling mummy? Your mother is right here

What are you doing?

If you have ice cream again - How dare you touch my son?

You bought him ice cream, it doesn't mean you can lay claim to my son

You are raving. Are you mad?

To hell with "mad"! I'm not scared of your English

Shut up! What do you think of yourself? He is my son

How dare you say that? Thank God I didn't bring my husband along

Or, you'd have laid claim on him too. - You are crossing your limits now

I'll call the police. Ask anyone you want, my son's been studying here

for the last five years. - Five years? We haven't been here

for five days. It's his first day, but no more. Come on, son

Mummy! - Stop, or I'll call the police

Oh, will you? Aren't you trying to steal my son away?

Bloody oaf! Help! - Let my son go

He is my son ! - He is my son !

Let him go, will ya? - He is my son

Toni, stop kidding. Tell her you are my son

I'll buy the ice cream stall for you

Really, mummy?

Oh God

Oh my God! He looks exactly like my Tuk-tuk

And he looks like Toni. - Carbon copy!

I can't believe my eyes! It's a miracle

Mysterious ways of the Lord. Forgive me for brawling with you

Oh no, it's all right. In your shoes, I'd have reacted the same way

You are very sweet. - Not Sweet, my name is Sweety

And I am Nisha. Nice to meet you

Nice to meet you too. - Come home sometimes

fly husband will be stunned to see him - My husband will collapse

So, promise? - Promise

Hi Nisha. Know what happened at school today

What happened? - I saw a kid who resembles Tuk-tuk

Did she find only his school for admission?

What did you say? - I said

how can he resemble Tuk-tuk? They may have the same features

but not the same looks

Shekhar, I couldn't believe my eyes. - I see

I felt as if I was watching Tuk-tuk in the mirror

Really? - The entire school was stunned

Both the children are carbon copies! - This is amazing

amazing. You mean, we have lookalike in our son's school?

You think it's a joke? All right, me him for yourself when he comes our

Why would he come here? - He has become Tuk-tuk's best friend

What are you saying? How could this happen?

Toni has become Tuk-tuk's friend?

Toni? How do you know he is Toni?

How do I know? You just said Toni and Tuk-tuk are friends

Did I say that? - Did I hear it on air then?

All right, I must have said so. - You did say that, honey

What this "must" ?

And Tom's mother Sweaty she is very sweet

We too have become best friends

Did you go to the kid's school? Or to a kitty party?

How dare you make friends? You haven been in the city for a day

how dare you make friends?

There's nothing in it to lose your temper like actor Dharmendra

As if Dharmendra is your brother

He may not. But for me, every man is my brother except you

That's very good. But remember

if you talk to your friend again, it'll be bad for you

What's the harm in getting acquainted and making friends?

(you don't know, Ma. The Maharashtriar woman she has befriended is very rich

Anyone can become a millionaire by answering a few questions these days

What else? Toni will grow up to be an actor, and we'll strike gold

Sweety, you are not getting my point. - Then explain

I don't want my wife and son to get a complex by seeing

a rich man's family. - Complex?

Right. When you see Nisha's clothes and ornaments, you'll suck my blood

Yes. And when Toni sees Tuk-tuk getting off a Mercedes

he'll hate his school bus. - Nothing of the sort will happen, Papa

Right. Tuk-tuk and Toni will be best friends

No!

I don't want any social dramas in my house. You folks don't understand

Tuk-tuk, come here

I mean, Toni, come here

Come on, I say

Sit on my lap and swear by me

Near that you won't meet Tuk-tuk aga

I won't meet him. - Bless you, son

You are ruining the lines on my palm, kid

Tuk-tuk! - That sounds familiar

Toni

Stunned, aren't you? I told you, he looks exactly like our Tuk-tuk

Come Toni, sit

Papa?

Papa?

Why did you call him papa, son? - Of course I won't call my dad mummy

Good Lord! - Oh my God

Good God! Nisha, it means even the fathers look alike

They don't look alike, you are my father

What a surprise! Eighth wonder

He's not ready to listen to me. - But Papa

Shut up! I'm not your papa. I'm your uncle, son

Here's strawberry milkshake for you. I'm your uncle

Have it. Uncle is feeding you fruit

Uncle is giving you sandwich

Uncle is giving you biscuits. Have it, son

Amazing. What a surprise! Why don't you speak?

Speak up! Isn't this a surprise?

Thank God you've come. - I come everyday

What's so great about it?

Toni was saying Tuk-tuk's father looks exactly like you

ls it? That's amazing

I'm feeling very queasy about it. I've seen it in the movies

Stop watching movies, okay! And what are you queasy about?

It's no good. Do you think I have married Tuk-tuk's mother?

Do you think I'm playing both sides? Am I such a scoundrel?

Sheru, what are you doing, son? I've been telling her since morning

that, my son will never do such a filthy thing

But she hasn't stopped crying since morning

Weeping since morning?

)h, you've been weeping since morning no, don't, Sweety

You are so naive, Sweety

You mustn't relate with movies

Movies run for three hours, while we have to live a lifetime

Don't be apprehensive it scares me. - Toni told me

The rascal! Come over here

Let the scooter go. Take off your glasses

Turn that cap and look into my eyes

Why did you go to Tuk-tuk's? Didn't I forbid you?

I had gone to pick up my notebook. I can't break the promise you gave me

You did break the promise, Smart Alec

What's this? - What? Nothing

Go and play. - What is it?

Nothing. - What was Toni saying?

Nothing. - Show me your hand

Look into my heart, sweetheart

You look great tonight. Let's go inside, we need to talk

Aren't you ashamed? - It'll be behind a closed door

You look amazing when you are angry. - Toni was saying

To hell with Toni! Listen to me..

What? My drawing was in your papa's palm?

Yes. Looks like your dad is my dad too

No way. My Papa doesn't lie

That's what I think about my Papa too, but I have doubts

If it is true, my mummy will kill herself. She loves him so much

My mummy will kill him. She too loves him dearly

We must do something about it. - What?

Toni was insisting that I turn modern to drop him at school

That's why I bought fashionable dresses

Well Sweaty, since how long have you known Tom's papa?

Since childhood

Since childhood?

You tell me, how long have you known Tuk-tuk's papa?

Since my last birth. - Relationship of lifetimes! Like mine

Do you understand, Toni? - Looks like Papa has been

playing double roles since his previous birth

He is here. - Sweety

Sweety

A miracle again? What am I seeing?

Why the hell do they meet?

Oh my God! He looks exactly like Shekhar

Amazing. Carbon copies. But

Who's my Toni?

Is it you? Or is it you?

What are you doing? - What happened?

It's you, Sweety. The moon behind goggles!

Why are you wearing trendy clothes? - Toni was insisting

Shut up! Don't blame Toni for your need for style

Well, you look great. Julia Roberts. - What are you saying?

I feel like holding you tight and kissing you

She's my friend Nisha. - Greetings, Ms Nisha

My son Toni told me that I and his friend's father look alike

I'm really stunned to see these kids

Now I want to see myself

I mean, I want to see my lookalike. What's his name?

Shekhar. - Right. Excuse me, Sweety

�ls Nisha, I want to ask you something Does he really look like me?

Exactly like you. - It's worrying me

I must meet him. Why don't you call him? Mr Shekhar!

He's not home. He's in the office. - I see

How do you know he's in the office? - She told me

Did she? She must've told you, indeed That's fine

But it's very sad that I came to meet him and he's not here

Never mind. - I'm worried

You can meet later. He's in the office 'right now, you can talk over the phone

Great idea. Talk to him over the phone

I told you to switch off the phone! - It's for Shekhar. Shall I hang up?

No, don't

Hello? - Hello, Shekhar? It's me

Hi sweetheart. I was about to call you. Why did you call?

I told you about someone who resembles you. remember?

Where is he? Let me talk to him

Hang on, he's here

Please come, he wants to talk to you. - ls he on the phone?

Hello? - I cleared the air for you

Your voice is not clear. It's amazing. I came over to your house

met your son he looks exactly like my son

'hey resemble so much. I'm so kiddish - Kiddish?

I mean, I'm so happy. So, how have you been?

I haven't been paid for three months. - I know that

My Ma is very sick. - It's very sad

The roof of my house has crashed. - That's very good

Very good? I had a buffalo, and that too vanished

It was likely to happen. - I have a sister who is still single

At least she must get married. - I understand, you are very busy

Oh no, I'm absolutely free, please talk to me

No, we'll talk later, you are busy. I'll come again. Okay?

For first timers, you guys really hit it off

He talks so sweet, he's very sweet. You must be having diabetes then?

Pardon. . f?

Really? ' Okay, bye

Let's go. And take Toni along, not Tuk-tuk

Why don't you identify him? - It's easy, both are our kids

let me embrace them. - I'm always confused

Bye, Ms Nisha. - Okay, bye

It's been so many days since I came here, but you are really

I should have time to spare. - And when will you have that?

I feel as if I'm still in my village

You are as far away from me as you were back home

You come home tired in the morning and then you leave again in the evening

I hope you are not working as a watchman, Papa?

Shut up, little rascal

I mean, he has become ill-mannered in my company, Ma

But he is right. Do all writers work at nights?

Ma, you don't understand the ways of the film industry

All the work is done at night. Strange ways

What the hell! The director thinks at night

The writer writes at night, the producer gets finance at night

the heroine gets ideas at night. I can't help it. Nights, nights!

Sweety, you don't understand

Actually, I'm stuck in a weird story

Once I decode it, I'll take you out

Once the two start living together, I'll be at peace

What do you mean? Aren't you living together?

No. - What?

I mean, we are not staying together all the 24 hours. I'll leave, Ma

Papa, you forgot to wear your shoes

fly darling son, you polished my shoes What for?

Just like that. - My son won't do that for no reasons

May I help you wear them? - No, I'll put it on, on the way

Bye. - Bye, Papa

Yes, Toni? - It's done, Tuk-tuk

Good, good. - I made a mark on his shoes

When your father comes home, check

if he has the mark on his shoes. - Okay

If you find the mark, then understand that our father is two-in-one

Okay. Bye. - Bye

Papa's yes-man ! How long will you wait for him? Go to bed

I have very urgent work with Papa

Tuk-tuk, my son - Papa!

You're back? - No, it's my ghost

Why do you look so tired? - I was dancing all day in the office

'why don't you give me straight answers - You are asking crooked questions

Won't a person get tired after working all day?

Why work so hard? Always working! You don't have time for me

You come home tired late in the night, and then you leave early morning

God knows what's wrong with you ! - You come home tired in the night

and then you leave early morning? Same lines at both the places!

Clever devil. What are you staring at? - Your shoes

Do you also want to polish them? - Let me take them off

Really? Why will you take them off? - My teacher says, there's heaven

at the feet of our parents. - The teacher seems much interested

When did she tell you that? - This evening, over the phone

Teaching you over the phone, eh? All right, take them off

One is helping me wear them, the other is taking them off

ls it time for a shoe-beating?

What is it? Why are you staring at me? What happened?

Nothing. - Your tone and your expression

tell me that something's wrong. What happened?

A lot has happened. - A lot?

What is he stamping his feet for?

That one did something to the shoes

And this smart one saw something and says a lot has happened

Something's fishy

Hi Tuk-tuk

Hello Papa. - Hi

Not papa. Uncle

Not uncle, Papa. We have found out, you are not different

you are one and the same. - The two of you are raving

Tuk-tuk drew on his daddy's palm, how did I find it on my Papa's palm?

Yesterday he made a mark on his daddy shoes. How did I find it on my Papa's?

It means you are the same from palm to toe

You are mistaken, son

We are not mistaken. We give you two days

You will tell my mother the truth. - My mother too

Else, we'll expose you. - Really?

After two days you will expose me?

Yes, we will

Save my masquerade

Save my masquerade

Save my masquerade! - Shekhar

Stop hanging like Damocles' sword over my head. Sit

I got an idea. - Who?

I got. - Clear it

If only you let me speak. - Go ahead

Thank you. Shekhar, if your wives see their husbands together

How? Explain it. Shekhar is not a film scene that we can copy

It's so confusing. Make it clear. - I'm the director

I'll shoot them in double role, it'll save his masquerade

But Shekhar, it'll be expensive

I'd rather spend than earn infamy

Mr Chelaramani, my sons are smarter than me

It's a matter of pride but I don't know Why it hurts. Please save my masquerade

Save my masquerade. - It'll be fine

Ms Nisha, you should've come to the party, you'd have had such fun

Your husband and I had so much fun

the entire party was left gaping with their eyes wide open

Their voice went digital. - Really?

And what happens later is the funniest thing I've ever seen

The two of us saw ourselves standing right before us

Four of you? - Yes, four

Then I saw a video camera on. We were actually on a video screen

That's when I realised that it was a stealth shot

Really? - Since it was amazing, I thought

of giving you a recorded cassette. Shall I play it for you?

Sure. - I'll show you. Just watch

So you took the video guy along with you, eh?

Smart Alec

Ms Nisha, your son is amazing

You must've seen a lot of detective movies while you were pregnant, I guest

He's just the size of a carrot, but he's a self-styled detective

When you go to grand parties, you don't take the video guys along

So just watch and pass no comments

Enjoy the video

That's funny

Oh my God

Which means even your son Tuk-tuk suspects you?

And why not? He's Nisha's son

But why does he suspect that the two of us are one and the same?

He said he'll expose me. - Expose?

If the two of them see us talking to each other, they will be left gaping

In fact, all the four will be left gaping. Count the big girls too

Anything to say, Tuk-tuk? - No, but I want to

show you something. Toni

Pirated cassettes of "Twins" and "Duplicate" ? What does that mean?

In Duplicate there were two Shah Rukh Khans

But are there really two Shah Rukh Khans?

And in Twins, there were two 'Salman Khans. But are there really two

But you guys are two

Yes, and we are seen together

We can shake hands, wring ears, even hug each other

Why don't we see you guys together? - Why don't we see you guys together'

Your daddy is a busy man

Your daddy is a big man, he has no time to spare

As for me, I have enough time

Ms Nisha, I'm taking this no more. Next time, tell Shekhu to be present

Shekhu? - Shekhar. He's my friend now

From now on, we will play together, hold our noses, wring our ears

hug each other we'll do everything together

But how? And when?

Ma!

Sire you remember me?

Yes, you remember me. I'm the one with two wives

As you said I'll be married twice, I am

But these days, I'm in trouble. - Don't consider it to be trouble

Please explain. If this is not trouble, is it a joke then?

This is not trouble. This is what you movie people call a trailer

The real trouble is yet to come. Soon

Ominous

Sire, my life has become a documentary on earthquakes

And you say it's just a trailer. So what lies ahead?

You will know when it hits you, son

You will know

You will know then

Why did he keep repeating it? A tempest is approaching I guess

I must do something. How many more acts will you perform

For Nisha, you are right now If Shekhar is to fly in

Sher Singh must go somewhere. - Where?

Thank you

The flight from Singapore has landed, he should be here now

I'll leave now. It's also time for Tom's papa to arrive

What are you doing here? Have you planned to stay here for good?

Oh no, I was actually leaving - Never mind, I'm here

Actually, I'm going on a trip to Goa for fifteen days

I thought of meeting my wife before leaving

A new excuse

See you. Take care. - Bye

Hi carbon copies! What are you copying from each other?

No, we are making maps

I'm drawing Singapore while he's mapping Goa

These boys are devils

Bye Sweety. Bye, Ms Nisha. - Mr Sher Singh, please wait a while

our friend should be here any moment - No, I'm going by car

Have to negotiate the hills, you see. - Yes mummy, he has to go

If he doesn't go, how will he return?

So confusing. It's not very clear

Moron ! If Sher Singh doesn't leave, how will Shekhar return?

What are you guys trying to say?

My Papa leaves and returns as his papa

I never noticed this before

You are unnecessarily taking the kids seriously, Ms Nisha

Such coincidences happen sometimes. - Not sometimes

It always happens

I think you must stay back today

What are you saying, Sweety? If I stay back, who will earn bread?

I'm not asking you to wait a lifetime. Please wait for a while

Sweety - You're not going to miss the train

You're going to Goa by car, you could drive a trifle faster

I don't mind driving fast, I don't have a problem

Mr Chelaramani is scared of the hills, he gets uneasy travelling at nights

Sir, you said you are an all-rounder, how come the hills make you uneasy?

Please explain

Hill rides make him puke Sher Singh, why do you make excuse:

Wait for a while, he'll be here now. Let's sit together and enjoy

Why'd I make excuses? I also want to enjoy. It's their problem

They are busy guys. Ask them

As you wish, guys. Tell me

Well, let's all enjoy. - Yes, let's enjoy

We can't enjoy! - Why not? Explain

My film is already delayed by 7 years. If it is delayed more, I'll die

You have taken 7 years to complete 7 reels

A delay of seven hours will not harm you

Besides, it's the duty of the father to clear the children's suspicion

Don't blame the children for your suspicion

Don't take undue advantage of my leniency

And don't try to be an obstacle in my path. The name is Sher Singh

That doesn't give you the right to always roar and shut me up

Let me see how you go out today. Implore you ! For the sake of your son

Are you trying to put me in a bind?

Not trying, I am doing it. - For the sake of my son?

Yes! - All right then

Yes! Yes!

All right, no problem. It's all right

It's all right. I'm bound by an oath

Lord, please save me from this calamity

Else, I'll drop dead

Who the bloody hell are you?

Who the hell are you ?

Me? What a thing to ask. I'm me. Shekhar. Nisha's husband and

this house is mine

Nisha look what's wrong with Sher Singh. He asks me, who I am

I'm not joking and you better get serious and tell us who you are

And what for are you here ? - Why does a man come home ?

This house is mine, it's my wife and my kids. Now what's your act?

You've gone mad ?

Nisha, darling where are you ? - Oh-ho ! He calls my wife that !

I'm going to carve you up

in a hundred pieces and I'll feed you to the vultures

Mr Sher Singh, mind your language ! How can you become so abusive ?

Never mind his language, you know what Sher Singh just said ?

Oh I'm too angry to talk about it. Rather Sher Singh,

what you've dared to say to me, let's see you telling my wife

Speak

Why don't you speak ? What have you been telling him ?

Sweety Oh Sweety

Nisha, I'm Sher Singh and I am Shekha and I'm husband to both of you

Sher Singh !

We're amiable folks, but it doesn't mean we'll let you get away: with insulting us

Good lady, before I do something nasty take your husband away

Else, what would you do ? - Get out

Get out of my house

Shut up ! And listen to me, Nisha

He is a cunning and dangerous impostor

He wants to use my helplessness and he wants to usurp my place

Listen please, I think you're ill. - Shut up, nothing�s ill about me

But why don't I make him ill, let me break this chameleon�s legs

Good lady, now this is too much ! One more minute and I'll call the police

And what will the police do ? - Shut up, silly

I'm calling the police

True, I ask for clarifications, be it anything. But for a change, I'm clear

He is Sher Singh. He is Shekhar. He's husband to both these women

And he's the writer of our film. Clear ?

I see, film company-wallahs ?

Yes !

And now this fraud invades the writer's life

So you clear out this fraud, quick. - Quick ?

That never came clear

Never play with Pange. Clear ?

No, abundantly clear

You know him that long to be guarantor - No ! I don't even know him

He's the one who'll vouch for him, he's the writer's employer vouch for him

What are you saying ! How can I vouch for him, I barely know him. Period

for how long five years ? - I know nothing

What've I known him for 5-7 years

Mark my words - One minute

What proof that you are Shekhar ?

What proof that you are Pange ?

Do you see two of me ? No, right? Answer, what proof have you ?

Aw about someone who was my landlady before I married Nisha ?

How about my boss who owned the car showroom where I worked ?

Oh yes, here's my Singapore ticket

And my passport, at least you won't find it flawed

Excuse me

Not his ! It's my passport ! I don't know how it came to be with him

And I had no plans of visiting Singapore, I was lying to Nisha

Look, you are making lame excuses. Still, I give you one more chance

-lave you any proof of being Shekhar - Have I

I have. - Show me

I have my proof !

Tuk-tuk, you remember marking my arr and Tony spied you. And Tony

nu marked my shoe and Tuk-tuk knew You remember ? Tell him, tell him

Say it. - Mister, don't psyche the kids

If you have solid evidence, the talk about it

Solid evidence diary !

He night when Nisha's daddy was killer I confessed to him about my bigamy

And he wrote it down in his diary

I'll show you the diary ! Now!

Excuse me Madam is it true that your Daddy wrote diaries ?

Yes, Daddy wrote his diaries everyday

Look, this diary is proof of my honesty

oak, we got married on June 16. Read - Show me

Tl happy, my daughter Nisha is married

Shekhar is such a gentleman, he loves only Nisha

Today, I have a son, my son-in-law

There's nothing in it, like what you say

He even switched the diaries !

I even copied the handwriting of a long-dead man ?

This man came after loads of planning he did big-time planning

her Singh, step floundering and get 01 or else, I'll have to arrest you

Are you dying to go to jail ? - Hold on a minute, he's threatening

Doesn't mean he has got me, has he ? he's playing cop, it means, I'm thief?

No ! - My last point. If he is Shekhar,

let him give the combination to the lock in the safe. Only Nisha and I know it

Have the scoundrel speak ! Speak

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Damn you

What's he, man or bug ?

- Low did this creep get under my skin'. Get out, vanish

A spy destroyed my life?

Shut up !

'You're Shekhar, are you ? The property the business are all yours ?

What's your turnover for the year ? - Who cares for figures

I don't care, I'm a fun-loving Punjabi, I eat, drink and make merry

Accounting is Mr Rae's job

Officer ! There's one man ! One man can unravel this conspiracy

Our accountant, Mr Rao

nu mean, I kept Nisha in the dark about something as grave as your other woman

How preposterous

Are you in your senses ?

Nisha

I'm not that bad ? - You're worse

This chameleon bought you out ! I'll kill you

I'm going to kill you

I won't spare you. - Back off. No manhandling

It's a conspiracy to trap me

And I I've one last proof,

to establish my bonafides

one last resort ! I'll go to any extent but I won't lie when I swear by my kid

I swear, I am Sher Singh and I am Shekhar, too

I too, swear by my son, I am Shekhar

Beware. - He swears falsely upon my son's life

Enough. No playing with Pange

Trying to enter their homes or offices s no good for you anymore, ever again

Sweety oi Sweety ! Where is your mother gone ?

You did not stop her ? Oh Sweety!

Oh, I am ruined ! Oh, what a liar you were

All those nights you went after her, on the pretext of story-sittings

Sweety ! - What a fool I was !

Sweety ! - Your Sweety is dead !

No ! I'll never let you do that ! Let go of it

Let me ! - I was such a fool !

Let go of the stove. - I won't let you commit suicide

I still got to cook dinner, let go. - I imagined you'd kill yourself

It'd land my mother in jail. - For what sin will I kill myself?

God ! I thought you were a superhero, you turned out to be a philanderer

No Sweety, I'm not ! - Sweety, what a terrible thing to say

What has the dear boy done ? - That you ask the boy you trusted

You will despair ! - My Sharon, what we you done ?

Why don't I hear your voice ? - Because his heart isn't in it

My son's father says, he has two wives

What ! - Oh God !

He has two wives ! - Yes ?

And that boy who resembles Tony - Oh yes!

He is his son ! Nisha, the other woman - Oh !

Oh God ! - Mother !

Oh God ! What've I done ? I never imagined it'd come to this

Mother ! Don't punish me so harshly for so small a wrong. Ma, hit me !

Slap me ! Give me a thrashing, but please, don't leave me

Please don't leave me, Ma

Son ! Where are you ?

You?

Oh Nisha, dearest wife !

Nisha you pushed me away ? Look at me,

I'm your Shekhar, Tuk-tuk's Papa. - No

For your sake, I renounced a world of women. The law might ask for proof

but how can you not know who I am ? Nisha !

How dare you step in here

Keep your voice down

You don't see ? Husband and wife are talking

Throw him out

You cannot throw me out

Put that stick away

I'm going away, you needn't

Back off

And you Nisha hear me out. No impostor can be a lover

Nisha, your eyes can be fooled. But in your heart, you'll always know

Nisha, you are being defrauded

Beware of this impostor

Take care

He won't relent, will he ?

I forbid you from coming here

Put him in the slammer. - Wait a minute

No policeman can cuff Sher Singh

What's so different about you ? - I'm willing, why should you drag me '

I'm coming, let's get talking

As for you!

You two?

What's that get-up ?

He other day, we watched you in action So, our reaction

Your fists speak faster than words, so we thought we needed protection

What's your business here ? - To bail out Sher Singh

No ! He isn't much of an acquaintance' - Go on

Between men, it's a duty, no? To help one another?

Sit

Smiled, is snared. - Tea for my guests

Say, Sher Singh is Shekhar ?

Yes. One and the same. - The same

But I can't give a guarantee. How can I stand guarantee for a man

Absolutely clear

Fetch Sher Singh

Sher Singh, you're out on bail, don't think you're free

What else, if not free ?

Sher Singh, I want to help. - Sure

Because I think you're honest. - Indeed

But you can't enter Nisha's house. - What if I use the backdoor ?

You got no way in, you just cannot. - What kind of contention is that ?

What kind of choice have I ? - Over here this Shekhar

You know, this Shekhar Not Shekhar, he's not a bloody Shekha

I'm both Shekhar and Sher Singh. He's masquerading

He has links to the top brass. - The top brass is involved ?

Yes. I've orders to handle this case very strictly. So my hands are tied

Strange, the hands of the law, tied ? And the hands of criminals, untied ?

And the public at large, crippled. I mean, public interest is sacrificed

And no one dares touch the ones who lot their hands in the whole damn soul

So whose is the hand ? - Hand ?

I mean, the complicity of it Oh forget it and think it this way

the police, and I mean you, wish to help a man in trouble, no ?

Yes and ? - May I make throw a suggestion ?

Say it. - Finish him, in a fake encounter

No, don't be cross, I've one more option I can kill him, you get me off the hook

Get off my table

Like this ?

You take him away, now, or I'll arrest both of you

Did I suggest the impossible ?

Listen, get me a tea. - Yes sir

And a pill for a headache. - Sure sir

Mr Shekhar

Hi, here we are. - Welcome

Here you go. - The cheque cashed ?

You forged the signature beautifully, no one even suspected

One more cheque for 500,000. Sign it. - One more ?

The boss says, no problem, go ahead. - Aren't you being too greedy ?

Considering the risks, no

Papa, ball

Shut up

How many times I've told you not to barge in when we're talking

And what good are you, governess ?

Get out of here

Come, Tuk-tuk

Bravo, true sons of Sher Singh ! But how did you find out he's not me 1

That man smokes cigarettes. And you hate cigarettes like Mummy hates you

do wisecracks, smart aleck. Don't rub I and put your minds together and thin

My mind isn't working. - How about stealing his cigarettes ?

Smoking can be proof for the police ? Ho use. He has smoked out every pro:

'his villain hides behind a smokescreen I got to blow that smokescreen

It you must handle your mummy for me my prestige is in your hands

Papa, don't worry ! His every song

I'll turn into sorrow. - Bravo !

You and I and solitude

Am I in a soup ?

Come into my embrace

Please, I need some space

The air is charged with Iowa's musk and my; heart

is gone wild

Wild

Awakening, of myriad emotions

warn a flaring of storm

Please, relent

Please, desist

Waiting, is more endearing,

let the longing linger

Every breath torments - Wait, a few more moments

If only I can touch you - You're touched

What's tiring, my love

is this endless yearning

You and I and solitude. - What a terrible soup

Come into my embrace. - Please, now I need some space

The air is charged with Iowa's musk and my; heart

is gone wild

Wild

How clever, bravo !

What a job you've done ! Now, how about some ideas,

if you don't mind. This torture has left me disturbed in the mind

You guys, you give me some thoughts - Papa, for all the tales you spin,

you can't fix your own tale ? - You've my scriptwriter's genes !

What a lead ! Now let me think

The pen, mightier than the evil now gives a tough time to the devil

The villain's end is disaster, the story is penned by the writer

By his mother ! - Papa !

I don't think I swore

low did this kind of a problem crop up - Money isn't important, life is

Denied life, it's all a graveyard. - But why must this happen ?

Why indeed

Obeisances, holy men. - Saturn is inclement

negative forces are at work, tough time in the making, a threat to his life

A life-threat ! - Nonsense

You see, the difference it'd make, if the coconut fell two inches closer ?

Holy fathers ! - Be warned by me,

that was the third accident of the day. Only God can save you from the fourth

And no escape? What are you doing ?

Let's go

Stop child !

Do not avert your face from the gurus' The gurus are omniscient

Oh ! I see the angel of death look up there

What should I do ? - To save your husband's life

you must make penance for 21 days. Will you do it?

I shall

Child, you know what penance entails' Abstinence, not only from food

total abstinence. Including husband. Wear a Keep safe distance label

I shall do all you wish ! - Misha, I don't believe this

Do not touch !

Stay away

Masters!

Masters?

Don't touch ! - Misha, don't believe in all this

I said, no ! - Misha

Don't touch me !

Bless the gurus

Relax man, 21 days will pass. Cut the crap and say why you called n

Boss wants to meet, to make sure you': not frustrated and doing silly things

Where is he, call him. - Right away

Mr Rae '2?

Mr Policeman ? Welcome

What gives ?

Call your boss. Let's talk it out with him

Boss ? Who's boss ? No one else's here but the two of us

Rae

How did you know that behind the mirror

lam?

Mr Baldev Chopra, I've come to know, you're behind whatever there is

Behind Rae's treachery, you are

Behind Sher Singh's ruination, you are

And behind the fake Shekhar's masquerade, you are

Fake Shekhar ?

You are taking big chances, do you know what you're saying ?

What little I know is enough for sending you to jail for life

Do you remember the night? It was your son Vicky

who killed Nisha's father

Don't come near, I'll shoot

I'll shoot

Several people lost their lives

But Vicky escaped unhurt

'hen he got to you, a happy amazement was shining in your unblinking eyes

You are alive ?

Thank God, you're alive

But Vicky's face was burnt

It was plastic surgeon Dr Modi, who fixed it

Doctor, you've worked a miracle ! No one can tell, his face was burnt

No big deal, Mr Chopra

Science has progressed in rapid strides If I wish, I can plant your face on his

Or his face on yours

Thank you, doctor

Vicky's face was fixed, not his fate. To escape indictment for murder

Vicky found himself a prisoner, confined in his own house

And Rae was telling you that Shekhar had discovered the grand theft

Rao, you got two options. Either you find the money, or you go to jail

No, I got a third option

I'll blackmail Shekhar. - Blackmail ?

Yes, he has two wives

And he's been telling his two wives that he's two different men

me Sher Singh ; and another, Shekha

You've shown me the way to a fortune

In a moment, a dangerous plot was born in your mind

Your son Vicky underwent plastic surgery, once again

You spin an interesting yarn, but - I even have proof

Really ?

Inspector Naik

'he smartest of criminals get caught for the silliest mistakes. Your mistake

as giving Dr Modi, a cheque of 500,00 and I wondered what this between

Shekhar and a plastic surgeon ?

I called Dr Modi in for routine enquiry, the man was honest,

he rattled off the whole story

Mr Chopra, the story is over

Now get ready to spend the rest of your lives in jail

Now, come on

What will you get out of sending us to jail ?

Maybe you'll make it to page three on some newspaper ?

I know, you are scrupulously honest but honesty pays little

To live in a world of your dreams, one must be a little dishonest, yes ?

Of course, to keep a secret a secret,

I'll pay you. 2.5 million

5 million ?

10 million !

Oh my God !

Oh such longing, such yearning is mine, I miss you, my: love

.re you throwing the bread in my face I say, give me some respect

Good

Why haven't you drunk your milk ? - I don't want to

Like your father, you want to drink my blood ?

Always no-this no-that !

Why are you beating the kid ?

Oh, am I to spoil him rotten, so he can become a philanderer like his father ?

Behave yourself !

I've told you the circumstances of that marriage

Oh, I'm like a drum, bearing the brunt of emotional outbursts on either end

Oh, you wouldn't give it out, until it got drummed out of you

If you hadn't evil on your mind, you would've made a clean breast of it

I might have even forgiven you. But no, you lived in sin for 7 years

Oh, those night-long story-sittings ! low I know what sittings were all about

Earning me about socializing with Nisha it'll give our son a complex

Complex ! How could you say, the story would out !

Phony conversations on the phone, Ir Shekhar-how-are-you-and-what-not

You wouldn't give away the duplicity and fool I was I never made you out !

Stop playing that record ! Will you let me eat, or not?

You're taking off every time I reach for a morsel,

why did you serve food if you want me to starve ?

Take the call

Sweaty, how are you my; child ?

Daddy!

Sweaty , what 'vs the matter '2?

What's wrong, baby ? - Please, I beg you

I'm so happy

Who the hell is this ? You've made my wife cry

Who the hell are you ? - Son-in-law, it's me

Father-in-law ! H? respects ! - Never mind, whys is Sweet? crying ?

It's nothing, she's getting emotional, saying what a cartoon her daddy is,

he doesn't even care to contact her for months

Let me talk

Son, let me talk to Sweaty. - She's gone hello, I can't hear

Speak up I can't hear. - What's happening ?

Speak up. - Why was Sweet? crying ?

Speak up. Any Problem ?

Louder - Talk to me

Can't hear her voice must be disconnected

I've lost my voice, after all this screaming

If word outs about your fraud, you've dug your grave

I'll dig a grave for the man who's turned my life into a maze

But what's my look-alike looking for ? - The wealth, what else ?

Wealth? - He'll make that clear

Fool, if it wasn't for the wealth, would he pose as Shekhar for Misha ?

He could've stayed Sweety's Sher Singh

Oh, now I realise ! - Thank my stars, he does

That takes me to the bank

Sher Singh has changed his signature Modi got his money, Rao got his,

you got yours and in time for my turn, Sher Singh changed his signature ?

Pange, Sher Singh isn't the simpleton you make him out to be

That's a scoundrel of as writer and a fighter and he even threatened

to vivisect me. - What was vivisect ?

Dissect me to pieces. - Irrespective, if you betray me

I'll tear you to pieces. - Hey Pange !

No messing with Pange

I must have my money in a week

You get me ? Else

Mr Pange - Mr Pange listen

Oh my God, now what?

Nothing will happen

I'll steal the money and Sher Singh will take the rap

Come inside a hundred woes always come my way, you're welcome too

So who is it ?

Oh Mummy ! ' My baby !

Son, look who's here

Father-in-law ! My deepest respects ! Mother-in-law ! My deepest respects !

How come you came without telling ?

'Are known men to marry: second wives without telling anyone. Am I unwelcome

Water, please

What do you mean to say ?

If my daughter isn't happy, your sister won't be happy either

You will forsake your second wife or you can keep your sister at home

The wife won't let me eat, her brother won't let me drink

Come on Sweaty. - Where ?

Home

But this is home for me, would I forsake my home to live with strangers ?

Strangers ?

In marriage, your daughter is estranged, no ?

And you never sacrifice the joys of your family for the woes of strangers

You'll forsake the one you were sworn 1 marriage forever, come joy or sorrow

What fault is hers ?

But my child - Now she is your child

If anyone torments her, it'll be the death of me

Let's go. - How can you leave like this ?

At least you'll stay for tea ? won't impose myself upon my daughter

Indirectly, you are refusing me your hospitality ?

Understanding, I leave to the best of your abilities. We are leaving

We'll see you off

Mother !

You're great, Sweet? !

You are no lady I mean, you are a goddess

Despite all that happened, for whatever you have done for my family,

you must be so big-hearted ! ~ Not that big-hearted ! Don't touch me

I'm not hurting you, am I? - Coming from you, one and the same

ls that so ? You hurt if I even touch you ?

Then hit me Sweaty, hit me

After what you've done for my sister, I'll suffer you without a whimper

Hurt me more Sweaty, throw me out of this house

That's what you want, isn't it so you can walk straight into her arms

God ! What've I gotten myself into ? What am I to do with this man ?

If I was human, you'd do whatever

I'm becoming like a drum, for taking it on my nether ends

Soon, the transmogrification will be complete. I am drum

Boy, you are crying ?

For my papa's troubles, he has turned into a drum

Drum ?

My mummy won't talk to him. And my stepmother won't let him talk

This fake papa has put my papa into a lot of tensions

What am I to do, Oh what do I do ?

Tell me something - Yes please?

That's for me. - Attitude

If the documents are so important, Why are you putting them in my safe 1

Let's go in, I'll tell you. Son, you stay here

I go to do it because of Sher Singh. 'here's no knowing how much he know

He might whack important papers. - How right, I never thought of it

I suspect Sher Singh is right outside. The bag is right behind you

The property papers are in the safe ? - Yes

And the jewellery is in the bag ? - What need for the jewellery ?

If you keep the jewellery, what will my wife wear ?

Sure you don't know me ? Shekhar, alias Sher Singh

Sher Singh? - Yes

No ! - Yes

Yes ! Daylight robbery !

Nisha, Sher Singh also knocked me out like this

Papa ! Run away from here ! - What happened ?

Duplicate papa pretended to be you and he stole all Mummy's jewellery

The police is looking for you

Wait here

Oh sweet angels !

Are you running from the law ? - Hot running away, running to the lam

And thanks to my lucky streak, I've got bailors with me

Meet Mr Chellaramani. - All my money for your bail?

Get me, this is the last time I'm letting you off on bail

he next time, I won't need you because once I'm done with the impostor

his ears will be shaken and his heart will hear no more

You mean, his ears will hear no more, his heart will be shaken

Something like that

What would you do to do that ? - Something to make his Soul wonder

And his mind will tremble. - The mind will wonder and

Soul will tremble. - Something like that

What would you do to do that ? - That which I'll do to you

when I find out. - What !

Meaning, you'll know when he does it. - What will you do ?

You're screaming like my opponent's lackey would. I haven't decided,

how can I tell you what I'll do ? But one thing's for sure

I'll do something for sure

What's this something ? - Something can be anything

You should've found out what he's thinking

I asked and he said, he hasn't thought of anything

So until he thinks of doing something, we keep thinking fearfully

of what he might be thinking. - With fear in our hearts

Why didn't you do something about him - You could've done so much to him

like putting him away for four months - Like I rule the roost?

;mall-time crime doesn't count. He'll b' out on bail. It takes big-time crime

Murder frame him for murder! - Then I can even fake an encounter

something�s got to be done ! Then Nisha ends up with Vicky and we get the mom

Vicky? That means, he is

hope he won't end up killing you when you're pulling off the fake encounter

That too, might happen ? - Anything might happen

What happened ? - I just don't trust that guy

I think someone was over there. - Who?

Yes who is this ?

I'm Maggie

And I'm the noodle. Go on - What?

I mean, just go on. - I've found out who the look-alike is

I know who's behind the whole plot

Whose plot is it, Maggie say it !

I can't say over the phone. I fear for my life. I think they're after me

Please see me at Victoria Fountain. - A bath, a change and I'll dash for it

Just come over, never mind the change - In a minute, just you wait

Stop here

No change, sir. - It's okay

Thanks

Maggie she made a noodle out of me

Now tell me, who are these guys after me, what do you know ?

Maggie, I'm talking to you and you're staring like a zombie ?

Maggie, don't you understand, I need to know who's after me

Maggie what's the matter with you E

They did it to her! I hope I don't get framed for it

Run

Auto rickshaw

Nothing could be a worse piece of evidence ! Where's my loincloth ?

Anything found ?

A loincloth

A loincloth ?

But this is Sher Singh's loincloth

This means, Sher Singh committed the murder

Sher Singh Sher Singh

Stop ! - The cops are looking for you

And you're walking around like a free bird ?

But no need to fear. We've such a piece: of evidence against that fake Shekhar;

not even the police can save him ! - These fools think, I am Sher Singh

But where is the evidence ? - Not here

Then where ? - Where no one has ever been

Look

So this is the proof you were cheating me

It's called cheating the cheater

Undress - Undress, why ?

Unless you undress, how to make him Shekhar and you a Sher Singh ?

And unless you are Sher Singh, how can the police go for you ?

I'll make sure you cops are transferred

Sher Singh, stop

You what are you doing here ? - Where else should I be ?

Not at your papa's birthday party ? - ls his dad as much of a scoundrel ?

What are you wondering ? - How I forgot my papa's birthday

That's why I tell you not to drink so much

Get to the party. - Party ? You aren't coming ?

Forgot again ? The private airplane is being delivered today

We bought it with Nisha's money. - With my wife's money ?

Your girl won't let you touch her, take her up in the plane, have fun

What happened ?

Wonderful idea. Why didn't you say it before ?

I know, you must've a bank of ideas. - Oh sure

Let's talk all about it in the car. Let's go party

Vicky's dad?

Many happy returns of the day. - Let's have a wonderful evening

Son

why are you standing so far ? Won't you give your daddy a hug ?

God bless you, son. - Thank you, Daddy

Rao, I gave you a job to do, what are you doing here ?

I was on my way there, Vicky forced me to come here

So Rao works for Chopra, also for Vicky and he's the mole

Mr Chopra

Doctor and Rao

And Chopra, in league

Shekhar, how are you ? - Okay

Okay ? - Absolutely fine

Let me take a look

Yes, perfectly fine. - Sure it is

Like I told you, as long as you take the pills, you'll be fine

What pills - In plastic surgery, it happens

Replacing one face with another is no easy undertaking

I hope the irritation isn't persisting ? - In time, every itch will go away

If you're in love, let it rip

If you're dying for someone, let it rip

If you're silent, your heart will rip in Iowa's grip

Those heartfelt passions, don't keep unsated

Don't wait till time and seasons have fled

Listen my lovely, don't drive me crazy

in tosses of your tresses

Till gone, the glint in your eyes and dreams have faded, waiting

in silence, your chance is losing

In pursuits of amour, games of the heart

lives in wandering, are lost

If you're in love, let it rip

If you're dying for someone, let it rip

If in silence, let my heart rip in love�s grip

That happens yes Vicky ?

What are you trying to do dressed like Sher Singh ?

I was forced to dress like this ! And I'm not trying anything

except to escape from the police. - What rot ! Even last night

you were partying with us. - It wasn't me, it was Sher Singh

What ! - Last night, I partied with death

What do you mean to say ? - Sher Singh's Johnnies led me to him

hen they made a Sher Singh out of me set the cops after me and

rent to partying pretending to be Vicky - Oh my God

I Dad what's Sher Singh doing here

Shut up ! I'm not Sher Singh ! - Then whatever are you ?

Dad, I'm your Vicky, your son. - You're the son, I'm not?

You expect them to believe you ? You take them for outright morons ?

Now, Pange's going to get you

No need to use the phone

Pange has arrived and heard

He says he is Vicky. Even you say, you are

Go on, prove you're saying the truth

Yes, the truth will out in two minutes

What proof have you ? - Daddy, what proof do you want?

About the time when nu caught me smoking when I was kid

Or do you wish to see the revolver I used to kill Nisha's daddy ?

Ow about the passport that Mr Rao stole for me from Shekhar's residence ?

Dad, he's using our bag of tricks upon us. Last night when you were drunk

he must've gotten it out of you and now he's trying to be clever

Mr Rao I'm Vicky man, come on !

Head to toe, from shirt to loincloth you've got Sher Singh screaming out

Hold it ! If you are Vicky, then say, where is the video which Mr Rao filmed

The video I studied to become Shekhai where is it ?

Inside my locker at the health-club. Next, the locker number ? It's 111

This creep has gotten into my skin, get rid of him, Mr Rao, get rid of him

Reminds you ? It's Sher Singh-speak

low watch me take the truth out of him

Well

if you are Vicky for real then, what did Sher Singh say exactly

when you quizzed him about his company's turnover

I don't care, I'm a fun-loving Punjabi, I eat, drink and make merry

Proved. Who was the Punjabi ?

Sher Singh

Who ate and drank and made merry ?

Sher Singh

That's Sher Singh for you

Dad Mr Rao what are you up to ? - Do you take us for fools ?

No one�s falling for you. You are Sher Singh

And he is Vicky. Proved

Daddy, come to your senses or I'll beat you into it

You talk of beating your daddy ? He can never be my son. Take him out

Beauties, both

Two together could drive a man crazy

You you're back home ?

Indeed

Come, let me give you a proper welcome

No need, cut it out and make tea for m

Sure, first I'll tell your mother her brave son has returned

She is cynical or is she ?

But it's time to telephone that bastard

Might be Pange

Sher Singh

Not Pange. Someone else

Who is that ?

Vicky speaking

You're still speaking ? Speak

Guess where I'm speaking from ?

You use an orifice other than a mouth to speak ?

I'm speaking from your house

Where I fall silent, you begin to speak ?

It's not only about speaking, it's also about seeing

before my eyes, your pretty wife

[u tricked the other woman into penance but this one, I'm not going to spare

Silly, you got yourself a wrong number And you're in for lots of disturbance

Sher Singh! Completely unabashed

And that disturbance, from a woman ? Must check her out

Sweaty - What is it ?

Come to the bedroom, we got to talk. - With you in the bedroom ? Never

Come quietly, or I'll force my will. - You'll force your will?

Oh no ! - Mother-in-law !

He means rape !

No Mother ! I never meant that. - How shameless !

You rape me ?

Get out ! - Oh no !

Oh these women !

Ran

mother-in-law did he run away to the other woman ?

Wait

Are you blind ? - What rot !

What ! - You bumped into me

I did ? You rascal ! Weren't you whistling at me ?

You want to mess with Pange ? I never whistled, when did I ?

You didn't ! Then go whistling now

I'm a policeman. Never mess with policemen

But policemen can mess with girls ?

Strange ! When did I mess ?

You mean, we're messing with you ?

When did I? - Bash him up

What's going on ? Stop

Stand aside

Sir, it's her doing

No, it's her doing Oh no ! They're all in it together

He's lying ! - He slammed into me

Then I asked why are you teasing us, he said, you're good for teasing only

What a loafer, he even whistled at me. - I warned him, I'd call my husband

e says, I'm here. You need a husband - And you know what he did to me ?

Silence

Mr Pange, you've brought the police department to shame. You're fire

Sher Singh, what are you up to ?

I needed the money, that's why. Try to understand me

What are you up to ? - The door won't give

Imagine what'll happen if I break the steering wheel

An accident. - Correct

Here you go

Sher Singh, you're being foolish, you'll kill is both

Not us. You alone

Bye-bye

Sher Singh ! Save my life !

The wife I love less will die ? What are you saying ?

Nothing except fate's writ

What a terrible writ

Worse, isn't clear. Which wife does he love less, which one is to die ?

N time, comes answer to all questions - I need answers, I've two little sons

They need their mothers. Please pray, let this crisis blows away

He has turned the tables upon us

Yes, paid us back in our coin

Daddy, you're the world's first father who tattooed on his son's arm,

his worst enemy's name

I only got it tattooed with an SS. Where did you get the NH ?

I got it done to say, Sher Singh, I'm not

Thanks be, we're alive. What must've happened to Mr Rao ?

I've my doubts he's alive

I'd much rather be dead

Mr Rao !

Mr Rao, what've you done to yourself, have you taken the wrong pills ?

No ! - How did this happen to you ?

Sher Singh threw me into a jungle. - Into a jungle ?

1 you know what happened to me then - What happened ?

I can't begin to re-live it ! - Mr Rao, you must tell us

No - Whisper it in my ears

Say it. - In my ears

What rot ! A bear in the forest ? It went to that extent ?

Bloody bear !

Vicky my son

It's me

Dad, what've you been up to ? I've been looking for you for 4 days

While you were looking for me, I was looking for Sher Singh

I'm Vicky ! Sher Singh, I'm not!

Hit him you hear ?

Listen to him, he was hard to find

Get to the mansion in Panvel, we're waiting for you

Enough of this cat and mouse game, we'll put an end to it today

Why only the game, it's endgame for you too, bloody dad

You ! What are you doing here ?

I only came to tell you that our husband has landed in a trap

But you don't worry, as long as lam alive, he can come to no harm

Also,

Tuk-tuk has no one but me in this whole wide world

If something happens to me, please take care of my son

Daughter-in-law wait, listen

Welcome, son

Daddy, where is Shekhar ?

Shekhar ? Shekhar, you are

I mean, where is Sher Singh ?

Sher Singh ?

Pange, show him Sher Singh

Sher Singh, I'm not

So what do I mean to say if I mean to ay, I'm not Sher Singh. Means, you are'

Jr whatever he did to you, you can take revenge and count the bones you break

What are you doing ?

Hit the bastard, smash him

Over here

That's it

Freeze

Now move, over

I take your life or I let you live ! Do you think you deserve it?

Stop it

Misha. . . Sweaty

You'll do nothing of the sort, Vicky. Or, I'll pump all six into your brains

If you're alive afterwards, I'll vivisect you

Silly ladies, I'm hero. He's villain. I mean, I am the Sher Singh

And he is he is that Vicky. Hey, why don't you tell them ?

Like what ? O'dearest wives, will you stare at it or do it? Kill the creep

You'll make widows of yourselves, he's a conman, saying all that for effect

Don't you dare do anything to my son If anything happens to my Vicky,

no name's getting out alive

No one�s walking out alive

He's a conman and that's his daddy, saying his enemy is his son

he's confusing everyone, don't listen to him. Listen to me pay attention

You think he is your husband ? - Yes

50, at least allow me to shoot that guy

Now, I'm undone we've lost it

Get up, son. - Rise and shine

Did that hurt, Shekhar ?

How you recognise me ? Finally you do Until husbands are broken men,

wives seldom realise ! Why did you women come here ?

For your life ! - To save you

To save me, or to trap me ? Who told you to come here ?

She - She did.

She's the root cause of all trouble. - You stupid bloody village girl

Stop this screaming match ! Dad, shoot everybody. Except Nisha

Emotional for Nisha ?

Now what ?

What's happening ? - This country is saved !

Cops in time !

Tu k-tuk ! - Tony

Tu k-tuk-Tony

Catch them ! - Go

Them !

Tony run. - You too, Tuk-tuk

Go

Drop it

Nisha, I love you Nisha

I love you too

Ho.

The wife lesser loved, will die

Papa

Papa, will my mummy live ? - Yes son

pa, nothing will happen to my mummy - Nothing will happen to her, son

Congratulations. Both are saved

What rot ! How could both be saved ? Both are alive, but how could it be ?

How strange ! Both your wives survive: and you aren't glad ?

No, of course I'm glad. But how come both are alive ?

By our Guru's grace, everything can happen

Absolutely true. But the god man? - My very thoughts

how could the god man flop in the climax ?

I said, the wife loved lesser dies. But you have loved both equally

So they live