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Can you leave Tuesday, or...
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Sorry, that's leg day.
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You know, the Bat family
is all about group squats.
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Oh. What about next Thursday?
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Ugh. Thursdays are my day for
surveillance at the docks.
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Okay. Well, then,
honey, when can you go?
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Heroes deserve a day off.
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Even all those
unvaccinated firefighters.
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You know what? Yeah. Yeah,
let's just go this weekend.
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Actually, the Lexor in
Vegas just reopened,
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and it's free for villains.
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Oh, yeah! Cheetah and Kanye
renewed their vows there.
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Wait, isn't Clayface's
residency starting this weekend?
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I've been getting so many
targeted ads, it's like, ugh.
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Same! Oh, my God, I cannot believe
we haven't talked about this.
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He's singing the greatest hits
of other Vegas residencies?
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Yes, and why is the
trailer in French?
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Why is he taking a bubble
bath in army fatigues?
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Yeah, like, who is the audience?
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Anyone who couldn't get tickets
to literally anything else.
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Totally. But actually, honey,
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you know, now that you're
with the Bat family,
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you probably shouldn't stay at
the evilest resort in Vegas.
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No, no, no. No, I miss you.
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I miss staying up all night,
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you know, getting
into erotic mischief,
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feeding each other baby carrots.
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- Yeah, girl!
- Let's go to Vegas!
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Okay, dial extension
three if you need goons...
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- Ooh!
- Four for guns, knives, tanks,
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and five for fresh towels.
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Oh, the grenades are chocolate,
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but the chocolates are grenades.
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Gonna save this for later.
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Would you like me to have
your suite pre-tarped
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before you deal with
your hostage? Er, victim?
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Hey, you suck at whispering.
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- I am her girlfriend.
- Hmm.
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Let me know if you
need anything at all.
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Oh! Actually, uh, we do.
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We'd love a pair of tickets
to the Clayface show.
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We should probably just check
it out while we're here, right?
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That show's
been sold out for months.
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Oh, wait. Are you
serious? For real?
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But good news...
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Mr. Face generously invited you
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to his pre-show pool
party this afternoon.
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Ah, very subtle.
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I'm just gonna have
Nora handle the tickets.
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Complimentary
Blood-of-Your-Enemies shooter?
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Yours has some of your
fourth grade math teacher's.
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Oh. To the best weekend ever.
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Whoo!
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Ow!
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So what should we do
first? Ooh!
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We should see that show Fall.
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The aerial circus show with the
spikes instead of safety nets?
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Uh, you know what would be
so unexpected and subversive?
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Going to see the
glass-blown ceiling garden
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designed by famous blind
artist Dale Chihuly.
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And on the way back,
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we stop at the M&M's store,
scoop a couple L.B.'s?
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I know a candy-coated
chocolate makes you horny.
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Oh!
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Should I call for tarp?
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I want that one with
the fat ass!
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Ugh. So sorry we
had to wait in line for three hours.
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Hey, at least we got to see that
M&M's through the years display.
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Pretty fun to see
the tan ones, huh?
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Yeah, no, totally.
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I also loved hearing so many
babies screaming in line.
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Ah, free guns! What? And
with airbrushing? Oh!
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Do... Do you wanna
deal with that, or...
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No. Work can wait. I don't wanna
interrupt these sexy party vibes!
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Ma'am, is this
hero bothering you?
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Oh, shit, King!
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Green Goddess!
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Tabitha, you remember my
boss and my former boss.
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I told you, this is my babymoon.
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I wanna fuck a magician.
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Uh, yes, ma'am.
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Tabitha and our nine unborn
children are here to party.
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And I'm here to support them in
whatever way is least annoying to her.
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Ugh! Cover your gills.
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I can feel you
breathing on my hammer.
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Uh, Miss Ivy, Elvis has
requested you join him
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for some white rhino bone
marrow in his cabana.
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Oh, okay.
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I mean, it is Elvis.
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Well, of course.
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Harley, I'm worried Tabitha
won't let me co-parent with her.
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And I want to be part
of these sharks' lives.
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Yeah, that's a tough one.
She seems to hate you.
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Yo, hook me up with a
couple of those green ones.
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Chocolate? I thought
they were benzos!
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I need to get this
taste out of my mouth.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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Should you be smoking cigarettes
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since you're, like,
extremely pregnant?
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Don't humansplain my body to me.
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Yeah, you heard her!
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Would it kill you to
look up "shark placenta"?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Now scram!
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Should... Should I check
on our fruit medley?
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You know that famous
gumbo from my kingdom?
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Of course! Hakarl
gumbo!
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I mean, there's a beloved folk
song about how hard it is to make.
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Yeah, I want that.
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My brood's wish is my command.
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Hey, how was Elvis?
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Wait, no, no. How
was the white rhino?
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- No, wait, Elvis first!
- Um, ugh on both, actually.
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But you know who
never underwhelms?
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Benjamin fuckin' Franklin!
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Okay! Who should we bet on?
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I wish I could bet
on this death match.
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Bad odds with Rag Doll's loose
stitching, but I do like his wiry energy.
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Wait, no one saw
me cheering for this, right?
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Hey, so where are we with
the, uh, Clayface tickets?
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I can get backstage with Celine,
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a meet and greet with Britney,
but nada for Clayface.
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I mean, can't you just ask him?
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Yeah. No, I can't do that.
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I may have ignored a few
emails that he may have sent
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specifically about
this exact subject,
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so just keep trying.
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Wow! Even I have tickets.
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I guess CEO stands for "Can't
Even do" capital "O" shit.
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Uh, ew. No. Troll.
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I already have tickets, man.
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I'm just... I need extra tickets in
case I want seats for our purses.
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Yeah, very cool obvious lies,
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so I got to ask,
what's with the narc?
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This party is for hotties
and villskies only.
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For your FYI, I'm having a
very fun, very villlski time,
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within the limits of
my new occupation.
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The Harley I know
would have flicked my taint
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for even questioning her.
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Help!
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The Harley I know would
have let me drown.
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You know what? I actually need to
run back to our room for a sec.
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Can't let our bounty melt!
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Are you sure you
don't want to stay?
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We could get, like,
matching pedicures.
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Well, I guess I could.
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Um, you stay. I'm fine.
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You deserve to be pampered by
these evil cuties.
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Okay, cool.
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Yes!
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Make that pool noodle cry.
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Whoo!
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Oh, kisses at you!
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Kiss, kiss.
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Oh, for dick's sake.
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You look gorgeous!
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Ugh.
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Well, well, if it isn't my
old so-and-so, Poison Ivy.
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No, good, I'm good.
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- Don't need any...
- Whoo!
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I fucking love you, Clayface!
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Ha! I love you too, sweetie!
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See you at tonight's
show, I assume.
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Unless, you don't have tickets.
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Oh, we're good.
Yeah, we got tickets.
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Front row, orchestra seats
six and seven, actually.
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Splendid!
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I look forward to seeing you
there in those exact seats.
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Ga-Ga, darling! I
got the flowers!
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How did you know I was a
gladiola girl?
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Coming at you live from
the yard at Blackgate Penitentiary,
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let's make some noise
for DJ Daddy'$ Money!
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Is that motherfucking
Bruce Wayne?
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Bruce is in prison and still gets
to be a shitty daytime deejay,
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but I can't even enjoy Vegas
with my sumptuous life partner?
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I'll tell you why he gets
to be a shitty deejay.
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Think about it. Bruce and
Batman are two different people.
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Of course!
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Superheroes all have
secret identities.
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All my identities are public!
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If you had an alter ego,
you could party with Ivy
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without getting in trouble
with the Bat family.
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Do you have a breath mint?
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Don't want any of
those shrimp tails
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to get caught in your
pretty pink hair.
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All right. Are we doing this?
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I've always wanted
to party in Vegas.
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So many people to analyze!
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Oh, no, you're not
coming out, four-eyes.
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This is a job for...
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Hargret.
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Yes!
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Do not leave me in
the mirror, you skank!
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Throw down, you
bouncy little bitch!
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Whoa!
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How dare you cheat on me?
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It's me, Harley Quinn.
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Yeah, sweetie, I know.
You're wearing my bra.
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This is just my
natural perk, baby.
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So I love this whole vibe.
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But are you going to get in
trouble with the Bat family
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for, like, everything that
you're doing right now?
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Harley might. But
Hargret will not.
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Okay, I like the sound of that.
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Now we can party
like we used to.
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I'm talking jugs out, rugs out,
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steal a car just to crash
it into an even nicer car.
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Well, bitch, I can't
argue with your logic
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or your legendary rack.
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Then we'll go get those
fuckin' Clayface tickets, baby.
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- Whoo!
- Let's fucking ride.
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Fuck yeah!
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Hah!
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Bar man!
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Ha! I hear you're the guy to talk
to about some primo Columbian.
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I am so that guy!
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Wanna do some bumpies behind the
"And Just Like That" slot machine?
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I was thinking someplace
a little more soundproof,
219
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like your room.
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- My room?
- Mmm-hmm.
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All right, gumbo.
I can do this.
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Hey, I hear you deal
in exotic rarities.
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Yes. But it's gonna cost you.
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Ew! Ugh! Damn! This is
supposed to be a hotel!
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Why aren't people having
sex in their room?
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Ow!
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Oh!
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Onions? Well, I have
those in the room.
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Hmm?
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Hello, ma'am.
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I'm sorry!
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It'll grow back, right?
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Yeah.
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Front desk messed up my res.
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I usually get a
super baller room.
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Can we do it on the other bed?
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This is my eating bed.
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Whoa!
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Give me your Clayface tickets
or I'll fucking kill you.
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I don't have them! I swear!
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He's lying.
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Ow!
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No, I'm not!
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I was gonna dress up as a
bellhop and ambush a guy.
245
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Bullshit. What guy?
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Some hick who won
a radio contest.
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He's supposed to meet the concierge
at 5:00 p.m. to pick up the tickets.
248
00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:43,431
- Should we kill him?
- I have a better idea.
249
00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:47,435
Hope you're not
a mouth breather.
250
00:12:53,691 --> 00:12:56,444
How long do you think it'll take
him to realize it's just chocolate?
251
00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:58,613
What? What's
happening right now?
252
00:12:58,696 --> 00:13:02,533
That ill-fitting polyester is,
uh, kind of doing it for me.
253
00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:05,328
Is it? Okay.
254
00:13:08,581 --> 00:13:11,626
How come yours is tear away
and mine has, like, 30 buttons!
255
00:13:14,921 --> 00:13:16,047
Oh, that tickles.
256
00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:18,800
I fucking love Vegas!
257
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:26,140
Oh, my God. I mean, we have
done a lot of freaky foreplay,
258
00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:28,184
but it was, like,
particularly awesome.
259
00:13:28,309 --> 00:13:32,063
I mean, you've never done that
flip-reverse-two-handed move before. Whoo!
260
00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:34,816
Can we bring Hargret
back to Gotham or what?
261
00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:36,317
- Um...
- I mean, not like...
262
00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:38,069
Obviously not
instead of you. I...
263
00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:39,570
Yeah. No, no, I know.
264
00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:44,921
All right, let's get
these fucking tickets.
265
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:56,796
Hold up. It's a cancer kid?
266
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,756
Look, maybe the mom
has Munchausens.
267
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,675
She's the real monster here.
268
00:14:00,758 --> 00:14:02,695
Right. Let's just take his parents'
tickets and go to the show with him.
269
00:14:02,719 --> 00:14:03,970
No, we can't do that.
270
00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:05,596
We need the third
seat for our purses.
271
00:14:11,728 --> 00:14:13,146
Ha-ha!
272
00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:16,858
'Tis I, the elusive chanteuse
273
00:14:16,983 --> 00:14:18,609
Clayface.
274
00:14:18,693 --> 00:14:20,611
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
275
00:14:20,695 --> 00:14:22,113
Wait, where's my son?
276
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,240
You twisted little freak.
277
00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:26,617
I knew you didn't have tickets.
278
00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:28,369
All you had to do was reply
279
00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:32,665
to one of the baker's
dozens of emails and texts
280
00:14:32,749 --> 00:14:35,208
I sent about my show.
281
00:14:35,293 --> 00:14:37,920
Oh, what's a few unread
texts between friends?
282
00:14:38,046 --> 00:14:41,382
No one cares for your opinion, stranger.
283
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,426
You think you can swan in here
284
00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:47,305
and swing your big boss dick
around and get anything you want?
285
00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:51,684
I have eyes and ears
and Ramonas everywhere.
286
00:14:51,768 --> 00:14:54,020
Dial six if you
feel like a fool.
287
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,690
You get one residency,
and suddenly you're all,
288
00:14:57,774 --> 00:15:01,569
"Ooh, la, la, I'm Clayface.
I'm a big, uh, diva."
289
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:05,281
You dare call moi a diva?
290
00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:07,384
Do you know who you're
fucking talking to right now?
291
00:15:07,408 --> 00:15:09,619
Do you know who
you're talking to?
292
00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:10,745
Yeah.
293
00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:11,746
I do.
294
00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:14,040
Boop.
295
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:19,253
Hey, babe, can we, uh, sidebar away
from all these innocent bystanders?
296
00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:39,607
Hope you sing better
than you throw, bitch.
297
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:43,611
Nom, nom, nom, nom...
298
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:44,694
Not again!
299
00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:47,198
Villains are
destroying the buffet.
300
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,117
Someone call a hero!
301
00:15:49,242 --> 00:15:51,077
Ooh, my hero instincts.
302
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:11,139
And that's why you
always bet on Bat.
303
00:16:11,222 --> 00:16:12,724
Yes!
304
00:16:18,813 --> 00:16:20,606
Hey! Cut this shit out!
305
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:23,317
Harley! I hate to be
the bearer of bad news,
306
00:16:23,401 --> 00:16:25,111
but I also kind of love it.
307
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:28,698
Ivy is stepping out on you with
a Vegas-six in a tacky pink wig.
308
00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:31,659
Okay, Hargret's at
least a Gotham eight.
309
00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:34,704
Ugh, get out of my way, Harls!
310
00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:37,415
Do you really wanna kill a bunch
of innocent people over tickets?
311
00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:38,858
- Absolutely!
- More than anything.
312
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:48,986
What happened to being
my supportive girlfriend?
313
00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:50,011
Sorry, Ive.
314
00:17:00,146 --> 00:17:01,856
Okay, look, dude.
Mazel on the show.
315
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:03,667
We're super proud of you, even
though we would never tell you.
316
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:07,695
Easy to say now that I
am a bona fide success!
317
00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:08,862
The gall!
318
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,323
I may not even go on tonight
319
00:17:10,406 --> 00:17:13,367
after what you bitches
bedraggled through.
320
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,535
Listen, listen! You're
mad, I get it, okay?
321
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,037
But you should
know that your rage
322
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,873
is making your
forehead wrinkles pop.
323
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,708
Don't look at me!
324
00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:26,631
Is this your card?
325
00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:28,131
No!
326
00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:30,385
Shit. No? Okay, hold on.
327
00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:32,720
Take it off, magic boy!
328
00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:34,222
I did it!
329
00:17:34,347 --> 00:17:35,556
I got the gumbo!
330
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:37,141
What? How?
331
00:17:37,225 --> 00:17:39,268
Who cares? Give it to me.
332
00:17:42,897 --> 00:17:44,440
Things are happening.
333
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,984
Baby things? Or
is it the soup?
334
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,903
The soup is supposed
to induce labor.
335
00:17:49,028 --> 00:17:50,655
What? That's not in the song.
336
00:17:50,738 --> 00:17:53,408
Ugh. You must have
listened to the radio edit.
337
00:17:53,491 --> 00:17:55,451
All right, who's gonna
be my next victim?
338
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:57,328
I mean, volunteer.
339
00:17:57,412 --> 00:17:59,580
- Me?
- What?
340
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:03,084
Look, you know I could
get out of this if I wanted to.
341
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,461
I know, but I needed
you to calm down.
342
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:06,921
Shit was getting out of hand.
343
00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:10,258
I was getting out of
hand? LOL. Okay, Hargret.
344
00:18:10,383 --> 00:18:12,176
Listen, I'm sorry.
345
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,363
I didn't know how to bring the
new me to our relationship. But...
346
00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:18,391
Oh, yeah, baby, I, I just don't
really care about the tickets.
347
00:18:18,474 --> 00:18:19,851
I just got worried.
348
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,728
Like, what do we
have to connect over
349
00:18:21,811 --> 00:18:25,106
if we can't even make
fun of Clayface's show?
350
00:18:29,402 --> 00:18:31,571
Is this your card?
351
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:35,116
Is anyone in the
audience a doctor?
352
00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:37,285
A marine biologist?
353
00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:40,580
No? What... What
about a shark doula?
354
00:18:44,292 --> 00:18:47,128
There, there. Is
this soothing?
355
00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:49,547
Do you feel soothed?
356
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,091
Harley! You two are real ones!
357
00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:53,426
I'm so happy you're here.
358
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:54,969
I'm gonna need you to push.
359
00:18:55,053 --> 00:18:59,223
I am pushing, you sexy
top-hatted shitbag!
360
00:18:59,307 --> 00:19:00,683
She is pushing!
361
00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:02,477
I see a fin!
362
00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:12,779
That's eight. Wait,
nine's still in there
363
00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:13,905
Push, Mama, push!
364
00:19:13,988 --> 00:19:16,574
I'm not your Mama!
365
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:20,495
- He's not breathing.
- What?
366
00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:43,684
Is this your card?
367
00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:45,353
That's my card!
368
00:19:45,478 --> 00:19:47,563
That's my card!
369
00:19:55,613 --> 00:19:59,325
It is I, the missing piece
of your friendship pie.
370
00:19:59,409 --> 00:20:00,701
Save it for your show!
371
00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:03,079
To celebrate this momentous day,
372
00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:08,376
I am gifting these new bebes
front row seats to my show.
373
00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:13,339
- Fuck you.
- You bitch.
374
00:20:13,423 --> 00:20:16,008
Now, as written in
our great sea laws,
375
00:20:16,092 --> 00:20:21,556
the two dykes in closest proximity
to the birth shall be the godparents.
376
00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:23,933
Hey, but screw tradition.
377
00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:25,351
Harley and Ivy,
378
00:20:25,435 --> 00:20:27,895
would you do us the honor
of being godmothers?
379
00:20:27,979 --> 00:20:30,398
- Fuck yeah!
- Of course, we'll be godparents.
380
00:20:30,523 --> 00:20:33,401
Okay, well, I'm gonna jet
back under the sea now.
381
00:20:33,484 --> 00:20:34,484
What do you mean?
382
00:20:34,527 --> 00:20:36,362
I wanna co-parent.
383
00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:38,114
We are gonna co-parent.
384
00:20:38,239 --> 00:20:41,701
I'm taking the first born and you
can have the rest or whatever.
385
00:20:41,784 --> 00:20:45,663
You took care of me today so
I think you'll be an okay Dad.
386
00:20:45,747 --> 00:20:47,749
Peace.
387
00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:53,588
Ive.
388
00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:55,256
- What? Say it.
- I shouldn't...
389
00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:57,109
Well, now you... Honey, you've
gotta say something now.
390
00:20:57,133 --> 00:21:00,845
Okay? Those sharklings
are like fugly.
391
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:03,639
Oh, my fucking
God! Thank you.
392
00:21:03,765 --> 00:21:07,101
I, I'm just so glad I'm not
the only full grown asshole.
393
00:21:07,185 --> 00:21:10,313
Mine was, like, wet,
but also, like, sticky?
394
00:21:10,438 --> 00:21:11,939
So sticky!
395
00:21:12,065 --> 00:21:14,650
I mean, that one
looks like a booger, right?
396
00:21:16,611 --> 00:21:19,506
Oh, my God. This one's just like a pair
of googly eyes stuck on a flaccid dong.
397
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:21,741
He always has his eye on you.
398
00:21:21,824 --> 00:21:23,868
- Or is that his tooth?
- Oh, my God.
399
00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:26,954
Yeah, the little one looked
like it was old and young
400
00:21:27,038 --> 00:21:30,124
and like, dead and alive,
all at the same time.
401
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:33,127
Like a little baby
Benjamin Button with fins.
402
00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:35,588
Yes! Yes!
403
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:40,134
Ive, I decided to move
in with the Bat family.
404
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:41,928
Whoa, what?
405
00:21:42,011 --> 00:21:44,472
It's just too hard to integrate
my new job into my old life.
406
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:45,556
I need to immerse myself
407
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,101
in pure uncut hero culture
408
00:21:48,184 --> 00:21:49,769
until it becomes second nature.
409
00:21:49,852 --> 00:21:52,313
Yeah. Okay. Go... Go for it.
410
00:21:52,397 --> 00:21:53,648
- Really?
- Yeah.
411
00:21:53,731 --> 00:21:58,236
I mean, this is us
figuring out how to make
412
00:21:58,319 --> 00:22:00,446
our new jobs work, right?
413
00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:02,323
Just, um, don't take too long.
414
00:22:02,407 --> 00:22:04,534
Mmm.
415
00:22:04,659 --> 00:22:05,993
Oh, I almost forgot!
416
00:22:06,077 --> 00:22:09,247
I picked up a little
something at the buffet.
417
00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:11,833
Oh, God, no. This one looks
like one of the babies.
418
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:15,795
Oh, no! It
does! The striped one.
419
00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:19,132
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