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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:11,200 - Hi, Dougnastix! - Hi, Asterix, Obelix! On a hunt? 3 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:15,120 Right! It is necessary to kill a wild boar by a dinner! 4 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:41,120 What are you doing? You have lost your mind, Obelix! You bring down trees while I'm on a trace! 5 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:48,200 Well you know how Getafix does not love when you bring down trees! 6 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,720 Tree? What tree? 7 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,160 - This tree. - What? 8 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:59,600 - Ah, that tree? I always said that in forest one can break a leg! Everywhere these trees! 9 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,120 I'm leaving! 10 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,640 Wild boars are there! 11 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,600 Where? Ah, wild boars... 12 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,560 I nearly have forgotten about them! Let's go! 13 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,320 Silence. Look. 14 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,120 Here's our dinner! 15 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,120 Rome 16 00:04:56,200 --> 00:05:00,640 Gifts from the distant country, Egypt for allmighty Caesar! 17 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:05,080 Gifts from mountain tops of Switzerland for allmighty Caesar! 18 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,200 Excellent. 19 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:12,680 Allmighty Caesar! Imortal ruller! 20 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:17,200 Do not worry, we shall note your triumph with magnificent representation! 21 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:21,120 You just look, the gifts will arive from the whole empire! 22 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:27,200 In the beginning of ceremony to arena will arrive the hundreds of slaves! 23 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:30,680 And everybody will bow their heads before You! 24 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,640 - Gaius Flavius! - Yes, Caesar! 25 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:38,640 I want a gripping show, worthy of my victories! 26 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:43,200 In other words, the best representation in the world in the name of our Caesar! 27 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,160 I named you the main organiser! 28 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:51,080 And if you will succeed, I shall make you the richest person in Rome! 29 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:56,040 But if it happens otherwise, you will become the main act of the program! 30 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,920 I shall throw you to the lions! 31 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:05,120 Your destiny is in your own hands, Gaius Flavius! Good luck! 32 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:10,120 Thank You, great Caesar! Whant an honor! 33 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:15,680 You have told to me, that we have received gifts from all provinces? 34 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:19,680 Oh, yes, Caesar! Thousands, millions! 35 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,080 From every single province? 36 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,120 From every province, yes. 37 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,600 From every place? 38 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:33,080 Yes, Caesar. Yes, from all. All, all, all places. Almost. 39 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,120 Almost. 40 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,680 All is quiet, private? Natives do not rebel? 41 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:58,200 All is quies, Centurion. No rebelions. 42 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,200 That is wnat I like. Peace. 43 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:05,200 There's our chance! It is necessary to strike suddenly on gauls and to break them! I convoke all! 44 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:09,160 Hey, private! Are you here a newcomer? 45 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,520 I have just arrived in last groupe! 46 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:16,200 Do not attack these awful gauls with no reason! It is too dangerous, you silly! 47 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,640 Yes? 48 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:23,200 Listen, from all countries which has conquered Great Caesar, Gallia is the most rebellious. 49 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:26,160 And from all villages in Gallia this is the most awful. 50 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:31,000 Wouldn't cross with even one leg into this village. There live bloodthirsty predators, awful monsters. 51 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,840 Viscious beasts, without anything human in them. 52 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:37,280 They are like wild animals. So, I have warned you. 53 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,600 - Here is the present hunt, Obelix. - Yes, anything. 54 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,120 Well, you bear wild boars? 55 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,120 Certainly. 56 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:35,120 Here is the present dinner. Right, Obelix? 57 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,200 Hey, what's up with you? 58 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,120 Nothing. Yes, you are ill. 59 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,160 Hardly true. 60 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,120 Great druid Geatafix. 61 00:08:56,680 --> 00:09:00,120 I wanted to say... I worry. 62 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:04,200 Obelix, apparently, is ill. Before him lies the tray with roasted wild boar, and he does not eat. 63 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,680 - Did he eat something earlier? - Two wild boars. 64 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:11,120 For him it's nothing. Let's go-we shall take a look. 65 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,680 Good day, great druid Getafix. Greetings, Panacea. 66 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,800 Greetings. And who is it? 67 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,160 That? Look, here he is. 68 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:54,840 Strange, earlier he could not live without wild boars, and now he does not eat them at all. 69 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,680 Obelix, what are you doing? 70 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,920 I bear obelisk. 71 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,080 Wait, you don't have obelisk. 72 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,920 Yes? Interesting, no obelisk. 73 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,120 No. 74 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,120 Panacea! Approach here, child! 75 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,200 It is Panacea, the niece of the leader. 76 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,640 She has just returned from her studies in Paris. You remember, Asterix? 77 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,640 - I'm glad to meet you once again. - Greetings. 78 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:32,000 - I'm glad to meet you again. - Greetings. I don't know you. You left as a small girl. With such pigtails, as in Obelix. 79 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,960 - You remember him, by the way? - Certainly, I remember. 80 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:38,200 He fell into the barell of magic potion when he was a kid. 81 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,160 Greetings. Obelix. 82 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:44,480 I, I, I... I, I, I... 83 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,160 I'm glad to see you. Well, see you later. 84 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:52,080 I, I, I... I'm also glad to see youm Panacea. 85 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:55,600 Why are you two laughing? 86 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:59,160 Obelix, my friend, you are in love. 87 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,080 Yes? Really? 88 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:08,800 Does Dogmatix like that or not? I am afraid, it is a heavy case. 89 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,680 My Potion can't help there. 90 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,600 You want a peace of advice? If you like Panacea... 91 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,600 I can't 92 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,200 Why won't you talk with her? Why do you interfere? 93 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,120 I can't. 94 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,680 Greetings, Obelix. How did you sleep? 95 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,880 Are you still thinking of Panacea? 96 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,680 She is beautiful. No doubt, beautiful. 97 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,080 And kind too. 98 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,200 Go and visit her, give her a present. 99 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,120 Great idea! 100 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,520 Oh, no, Obelix! No! 101 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,240 What is it? You want to give her that? 102 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,760 That is the biggest piece of obelisk. 103 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,240 That's not a thing to give to a girl. No? 104 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,120 No. Bettet to give her flowers. 105 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,880 Flowers? Great idea! 106 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,600 Be cautious, do not run into trees! 107 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:27,120 Silly, silly?! They know who here is silly! 108 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:34,720 That is my problem, that I am so modest and irresolute. 109 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,160 Surrender, the gaul, you are my prisoner! 110 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:48,120 You have been told. You-stupid dork. 111 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:56,600 Loves me, loves me not. 112 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,600 Loves me, loves me not. 113 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,600 Loves me, loves me not. 114 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:11,200 No, no, no, you give. I can't, can't. 115 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,160 All right. Panacea! 116 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,160 Quiet, she'll listen to you. 117 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,600 Panacea, my friend has brought something for you. 118 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,920 Oh, how sweet! 119 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,120 My favourite flowers. 120 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,000 Well, at last! 121 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,000 Panacea! Well, at last! 122 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,880 - I've waited for so long! - We are again together! 123 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,320 - I shall not release you! - And I too! 124 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:47,720 Oh, pigeons in love. Hear nothing. 125 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,920 It is great that Tragicomix has returned. They will soon get married. 126 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,080 What is with you, Obelix? 127 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,120 I am afraid, he has fallen in love. 128 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:08,800 With Panacea? Poor creature, Obelix, you don't have the slightest chance. 129 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,720 Trust me on that. 130 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,760 I don't speak to you, dorks! 131 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:25,440 - Private, this gaul, is he an athlete? - No, Decurion. 132 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,160 Is he wild? No, Decurion. 133 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,920 Then it is my chance! 134 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,840 Perhaps, last in a life. 135 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,640 Stay behind! 136 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,120 Forward, forward, forward! 137 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,360 - Do not approach! - You will be mine, the gaul! 138 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,760 Grab! 139 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:25,720 Help me! Great, we grabbed him! Tie him up! 140 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,640 What is it? What do you have there? 141 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,640 It's Panacea's ribon. 142 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,560 Something is wrong. We must find them. 143 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:12,120 Druid Getafix, apparently, the romans are about to attack the village. 144 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:17,560 I must prepare magic potion just in case. 145 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,120 Gaul and his girl. 146 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:37,200 You wished to make good impression, Decurion?. Well, soldier, that now you can. 147 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,160 I wanted to make You happy! 148 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:43,200 I never shall forget you. You will far go, I promise. 149 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,800 Yes! 150 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:48,200 To the most distant post of an overseas foreign legion! 151 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,160 Really, to Condatum? 152 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,360 Really, to Condatum! And captives you will take away with yourself! 153 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,200 - You don't need them? - I don't have any need of them even for money! 154 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:00,960 If I leave them here, the other gauls will tear everything down in effort to bring them back. 155 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,920 And if I release them, they will revenge. 156 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,120 By Jupiter, I need to get rid of them, and of you too! 157 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,120 Something does not suffice. 158 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,160 Great druid Getafix! 159 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,200 The romans have captured Panacea! 160 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:32,160 Well, again. Go collect people. 161 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,960 Now it's good. 162 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,920 Rise in turn! 163 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:50,720 Have you noticed, today I did not ask for the magic potion? No, no. 164 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,680 In fact I already know, that if I ask for it... 165 00:19:53,680 --> 00:20:02,200 ...that you will tell me again how I fell into it when I was a kid. 166 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,120 So give, spill. All the same to me. 167 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,840 Gauls, forward! We shall rescue them! 168 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,680 Only it is not necessary to swear! 169 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,240 Don't push me! I want to be heard! 170 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,200 Depart, I shall show them! 171 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:48,320 Gauls, gauls, gauls! Gauls are attacking! 172 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,120 Let me, I also want to beat romans! 173 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,440 Do not worry, we'll get them all! 174 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,200 Arrange cohorts in three rows! 175 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,600 In three rows arranged! 176 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,240 Legionares, spears out! 177 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,160 Spears out! 178 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,160 Ah you, gauls, prepare the fists! 179 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,080 Stand still and that will be worse! 180 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,920 There was a month of fog, I have taken a knife out of a pocket. 181 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,160 Obelix, may I? 182 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,120 Great. Like this? Yes. 183 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,120 Came, seen and played. 184 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:21,480 Gaul, I am ready to admit my defeat and give my life to you. 185 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:25,680 Romans know how to die. Take a sword and allow me to leave with honour. 186 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:29,200 You what, have gone mad? I am going to pull your ears! 187 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,200 I aks you for the last time - where are the captives? 188 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,600 They have been taken to the most distant post of the overseas legion. 189 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,080 Obelix, we have to go! 190 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,680 - Yes, yes, I'm coming! - To the most distant post of the overseas legion! 191 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,480 - I am free? - Yes, free. 192 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:49,240 Friends, neighbours, gauls, All village counts on you! 193 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,240 We understand what responsibility lays on you! 194 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,200 Here, this is your stock of magic potion, Asterix. 195 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,240 Protect it, you will need it on your long journey. 196 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,200 Who knows what dangers wait for you there! 197 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:06,160 It is in Latin. - Means: "The die has been cast". 198 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,200 Condatum. 199 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:33,200 It is necessary to learn, where there is their headquaters. I shall ask the first Roman soldier we meet. 200 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,120 Dogmatix! 201 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,960 - Left, straight! Left, straight! - Let's stop the patrol and ask. 202 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,840 - Perfect! - Hey, Obelix, I didn't have that in mind! 203 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,640 Too late. 204 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,720 - It was necessary just to stop them. - And now they don't move. 205 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,120 It is necessary to be polite sometimes. 206 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,960 Sir, would you be so kind, as to tell us where there is the headquaters. 207 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,440 - The third turn to the right. - Many thanks, sir. 208 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,840 Here you see, it is necessary to be polite always and everywhere. 209 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,720 Wait here. 210 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:17,840 I won't let in Gauls. If you wish to enter the army - wait in line. 211 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,240 I simply wish to ask something. 212 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,560 - Wait in the line, I've told you! - I'm in a hurry! 213 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,480 Then give up! 214 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,560 So it is better. 215 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:35,600 I do not understand, in what does Asterix's politeness differ from mine? 216 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:41,960 - Please tell me, where is a department of the information? - I do not know. The information is in a department of the information. 217 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,960 Aha, here it is. 218 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,680 Strange, who needs the information? 219 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,040 Well, come on, you'll dreak down the door! 220 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,960 As you wish! 221 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,200 Nobody here? Ah, you are here! 222 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:03,240 I'm in a need of one information. I'm looking for a legionare Tragicomix. You have enlisted him. 223 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,200 It is a secret information. I can not give it to you. 224 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,680 Why? 225 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,200 Because it does not concern impudent gauls, such as yourself. 226 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:15,200 Last time I ask- Where now is Tragicomix? 227 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,240 Give him a copy of orders on a march. Quickly! 228 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,240 - Orders on a march, sir. - Many thanks. 229 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,760 Here, that means to be polite. 230 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,720 Obelix! Obelix! 231 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,640 I'm going! 232 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,800 Stop! To the line, like all the others! 233 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:38,840 Hey, Asterix! The Roman with whom you were is extremely polite, very polite with me too! 234 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,240 What do you think, can be I with him very polite? 235 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,680 Certainly! 236 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:48,160 Lift a chin, I shall show you how cultural and polite I can be. 237 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,200 Tragicomix and Panacea have been taken to Africa. 238 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,680 We can get there, we just need to enter the Roman legion, and immediately. 239 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,840 - Read. - Latin, Greek, it's all the same to me. 240 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,600 It's us again!!! 241 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:24,040 Well, here you are gathered, young volunteers, so wellcome. 242 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,240 So if you please, I'm your humble instructor Dubious Otatus. 243 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,640 What a wonderful idea - to fight for romans. 244 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,000 And now I ask you to follow me here, gentlemen, here. That's it. 245 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:40,640 Now I present you Hakuswriteus, who will enlist you all. 246 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:44,200 - What is he saying? - It doesn't matter, we are in a hurry. 247 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:49,080 - Come on. What is your name? - Constantlywithoutworx. I'm from Londonium. 248 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:54,200 - Next. - I'm from Iberia. Pedros Gonsales. 249 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,160 How do you spell it? 250 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,800 Just write down "Ole!", or else we'll spend the whole day writting it down. 251 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,960 And finaly, there are two gauls. 252 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,160 Asterix and Obelix! Move that hammer faster, we are wasting time! 253 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,240 Soldier Opaella needs a fish or a chicken. 254 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,200 Well here we are in the army. 255 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:18,000 Silece! No jokes! Now you are in the army! 256 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,960 - I was speaking. - Back in line! A step back! 257 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:26,560 - I shall make the soldiers out of you! - Should I be polite with him as well? 258 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,520 - No, it is not necessary yet. - Silence! 259 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,600 - What did he say? - What did he say? 260 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,880 - What did he say? - What did he say? 261 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,160 He wants to know what did You say. 262 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,000 I said - silence! 263 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,960 - What did he say? - Silence! 264 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,920 Silence!!! 265 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:48,080 All right, let's all calm down. So, what was I saying? I have forgotten everything. So, he has asked me and I have told him that. 266 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,160 - It is possible to ask a question? - What? 267 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,240 About the money. How much is legionare payed per day? 268 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,240 - One sestecia. - Ah, my God, it is impossible! 269 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,720 - Two! - No, one! 270 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,000 - Two! - One! 271 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,160 - Two! - One! 272 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,200 - Two! - One! 273 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:06,920 Uno, dos, tres! Uno, dos, tres! Uno, dos, tres! Viva, viva, viva, Espagnia! Ole! 274 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,160 Hey, roman, when will we proceed? When we'll start training? 275 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,240 - What is it? - Lunch! 276 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,200 - Soup! - Soup! 277 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:20,240 - Soup! - Great idea, my belly is already empty. 278 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,200 Yes, I also think that mine is empty. 279 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,920 So, Decurion Doubious Otatus, this is how you brng regruits into shape. 280 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,680 What did Decurion told us, soup is bad? 281 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:38,800 You know that, I think, I've fallen in love. Yes, I've fallen in love. 282 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,800 Eat! Eat! Eat! 283 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,160 Asterix, and to us they will give a wild boar, right? 284 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,200 Yes, stronger the army, worse meals. 285 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,960 They do that intentionally, so that the soldiers eould be more malicious. 286 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,240 Thus, the Roman army is the strongest in the world. 287 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,240 That is interesting, what have you put in there? 288 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,000 Soup of the legionary. 289 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,520 Weat, old stale cheese, wild nuts - all mixed and cooked together to save time. 290 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:18,720 - And every day like that? - No. Double ration for Easter. 291 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,080 This is impossible to eat it! What a nasty thing! 292 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,960 Excellent. 293 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,920 Wonderful. 294 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,840 Superb. 295 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,160 Hey, are you the guy who prepare meal for everybody? 296 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,680 - Yes, why? - Why?! Those are slops! 297 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:39,000 If you wish so, you may irder your favourite meal... 298 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,680 Certainly. I would order a wild boar. 299 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:45,000 I see, You have rather refine taste. Or, as they say, your taste in food is very delicate. 300 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,920 That's right! Great that you have understood us, cook. 301 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,120 Get out of my kitchen, or I'll throw you out into the furnace! 302 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,240 Asterix, may I be polite with him? 303 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,240 It seems, my friend, that he did not present us with other choice. 304 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,160 The main thing is- do not twist your head. 305 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:08,880 Listen, cook, each time when you don't prepare us our meal, we shall come back. 306 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,600 Soupslopius, are they gone? 307 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,200 Yes, gone. 308 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,680 Quickly find somewhere wild boars, partridges, a salmon... 309 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,240 ...and fresh cream. 310 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,200 I understand boss. 311 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:31,960 And before you leave, make fire a bit less. 312 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:38,720 You are enlisted in the first legion, the third cohort, the second manipulus, in the first centurio! 313 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,240 You must report to the commanders! 314 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,960 The dwarf, report! 315 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,680 - Asterix from Galia. - I'm Obelix, and what is your name? 316 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:52,600 Decurion Dubious Otatus, the first legion, the third cohort! You two, back in line! 317 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,000 Silence! 318 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:59,240 So, now spear throwing! Try to hit the target, legionare Obeliks! 319 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,120 Come on! 320 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:08,120 Oh! Well, I did everything that I could! It's not so simple to find a wild boar! 321 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,360 And now I shall teach you to fight with the sword! 322 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,200 Since you are new, they are made of wood! 323 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,200 So, begin! Begin! Guard yourself! 324 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:21,640 - Why is it made of wood? - Do as he tells you to! We should not waste the time! 325 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,160 - Guard yourself! - As you say! 326 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,760 Decurion, I shall not eat this soup, it tastes like spoiled! 327 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,760 Legionares, your training is over! 328 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,240 Tomorrow in the morning you will go to Masilia, from where will ship take you to Africa! 329 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,200 It was about time. 330 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:50,760 - I should gather my things. - I hope they will not forget to bring the cook. 331 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,240 All of you are soldiers of my army and will soon battle as romans! 332 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,040 - As romans? - Yes, and romans! 333 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,840 Like those romans?! Ha-ha-ha! 334 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,160 So, as you were! All to sleep! Tomorrow in 5 in the morning we begin a campaign! 335 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,240 A bunch of pityful barbarians! Now they are not so ridiculous to you, right? 336 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:21,240 Left, right! Left, right! March forward ifor the glory of Rome! 337 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,200 I' wathing for those who lag behind me! 338 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:28,160 After me, Decurion Dubious Otatus! There's still a long way ahead of us! 339 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,960 In the name of a beard of the druid, look those lagging behind. 340 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,160 One drink - and I shall carry entire cohort. 341 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,600 Today we spend the night here. Halt! 342 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:58,640 With this rate we shall reach Masilia in 4 days. 343 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:03,160 - You think, it will be easy to find them? - Certainly, easily. 344 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,240 Here is Masilia, a silent small fishermen village. 345 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,160 Good. Good. 346 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:21,120 Everything will suffice. I do not wish to go any more. I want to go home, to Rome. 347 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,040 Throw your things and pair up! 348 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,000 And it is possible for us to sit down together? 349 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:31,040 We very much in a hurry! Is everything ready? Raise anchor! 350 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,960 Usually I speak - raise anchor! 351 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,920 Good by friends! 352 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:28,120 Centurion Gorilasgreatus! 353 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:36,520 I welcome you, Centurion Gorilasgreatus. I'm at Your service. 354 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,760 Work, gaul! 355 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,480 Waitress, drink! 356 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:49,480 Hey, and to me a beer! 357 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,200 Has the wind damaged a fence? 358 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:15,240 Yes, when the wind blows, nothing can resist it. 359 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,520 I also can't resist something. 360 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:25,600 No! 361 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,240 Your new waitress is very vivid. 362 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:33,000 Yes. She's our new gaul. 363 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,720 Girl from Galia! Ah, Paris! 364 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:40,640 Can she speak to me on Franch or Latin? 365 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:52,120 Move your hands! Help! Leave me! Let me go! 366 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:57,160 You - hideous beast! Leave! Go away! 367 00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:01,240 - Panacea, here! - Stop them! Guards! 368 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,160 Stop! Stop! 369 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:16,120 Where they're going there's nothing but the sand and the sun. 370 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:20,000 The desert will become their tomb. 371 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:04,520 Here are the new reinforcements. I've brought them here, Centurion Gorilasgreatus. 372 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,200 Dubious Otatus, you have carried out the order. I am pleased with you. 373 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:11,160 Send newcomers to fix the fence, it is necessary to close up a gap before the wind rises. 374 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,160 Lift! 375 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,960 My helmet! 376 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:46,960 That is necessary. There are many romans here. 377 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:51,160 Don't beat them, Obelix. They are our friends now. 378 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:55,640 - Romans - our friends? - Right, since we are the romans now. 379 00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:00,960 So, you mean, we are now friends of our enemies? 380 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,160 - Explain it to me. - We have no time for that. Let's help him. 381 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:20,000 Now nobody can get out of here. 382 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,640 Those two which ran into the desert may be considered dead. 383 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,480 - Which two? - The guy and the girl. Both gauls. 384 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,240 - Ran into the desert. - Tragicomics and Panacea? 385 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:32,440 - You didn't know about that? - Now we know! There's no point in us staying here anymore! 386 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,800 Deserters! Guards! Guards! 387 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,560 - Are we all still friends? - No, now we are enemies. 388 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,120 - Us and the romans? - Now we are. Do you understand? 389 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,000 And now, open the door, Obelix! 390 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,920 May I ask why we had to close them before? 391 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,200 Not many caravans pass through here. 392 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,720 You were fortunate that we have found you here. 393 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,200 We will take you to Zi. 394 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:40,280 - And why are we tied up? - It's so you wouldn't fell off cammel. 395 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,280 - Who are you? Merchants? 396 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:47,240 Yes, merchants. To be precise - slave traders. 397 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:52,880 Romans will pay a great sum of money for you. You are a collection items - two beloveds. 398 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:05,240 Slaves on sale! Approach and choose! The guaranteed quality! 399 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,800 Vikings from fjords in excellent condition! 400 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:11,040 Second-hand slaves under a special price! Slaves for all occasions! 401 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,200 - With 6 months guarantee! All are healthy! - Is he in a good condition? 402 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:19,200 Been in slavery for only 10 years, belonged to one old woman, helped her to knit! 403 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:24,160 No, he's not for me. To me it is necessary to aquire a brawny macho slave for circus Maksimus. 404 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:30,760 Hasan, you, like, trade with africans? 405 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:35,520 They have arived from Africa, but they are gauls. 406 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:39,880 So, the girl does not interest me, but the guy is strong. 407 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:44,160 - Well, how much is he? - I sell them both to you for 3.000. 408 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,160 3.000 is too much. 409 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,520 But for that sum you receive great goods! They have lived on surburb of Gallia, in Armorica! 410 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:55,200 In Armorica? Yes, Hasan. 411 00:40:55,240 --> 00:41:01,200 And your stand is not as wide as usual, eh, Hasan? 412 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:05,400 Imagine what the prefect of Rome would say about that. You will not be allowed to trade anymore. 413 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:09,520 Why sould I argue with my old friend? 2.000! Do we agree now? 414 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,480 Certanly, my friend. 415 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:16,040 Usually for this kind of slaves you need to have a licence. Have you been asked for it on customs? 416 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:20,200 Yes. Only one thousand. Is it possible in cash? 417 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:25,280 And the regulal taxes, brother, have they been payed? 418 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,240 500, Gaius Flavius. 419 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,760 Yes, and still. And you filed all payment taxes? 420 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,240 It would be a great honor for me to give them to you... 421 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:39,240 ... as a sign on the infinite gratitude and respect for You, oh, great roman! 422 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,240 Well, I couldn't take them as a present, I cannot. But since you insist, I shall not upset you. 423 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,640 It is necessary to transport the goods. Come on. 424 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:49,160 You see, it is always possible to agree. It is just necessary to be able to bargain. 425 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,880 Look! 426 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:05,160 Caravan! 427 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,240 There are more and more people in the desert. 428 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:11,200 - Where are you from? - From Galia. 429 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:13,600 - You as well? - What do you mean by that? 430 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:18,640 I have just sold, that is I have given a ride to a couple from Gallia to Zi. 431 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,440 - Would you take us as well? - Of course! 432 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:25,320 - However, we have absolutely no money. It's a free-of-charge service. 433 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,160 No, no, the buyer will pay me. Catch them! Quickly! 434 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,160 Asterix, are they our friends? 435 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,960 - No, I wouldn't say so. - Good. 436 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:11,080 Asterix, since now we are not romans, where do we go? 437 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,040 - To Rome. - To Rome? 438 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,960 Yes. There they sold Tragicomix and Panacea to slavery. 439 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:27,640 Well, Gaius Flavius, when will my triumph be finished? 440 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,200 Coloseum will be ready, Caesar. 441 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:35,240 - What is in the program? - About that, it'll be amazing! 442 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,200 We will set free 10.000 pigeons... 443 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:42,240 ... then the chariot race will begin and the best equestrians will delight crowd. 444 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,880 After that, in arena will enter the gladiators. 445 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:50,240 Oh, great Caesar, have You known that such people are but a few in the world. 446 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:54,200 Giants. Strong as bears. Quick as foxes. 447 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:59,320 After them, in front of You will pass the slaves representing every country of Your empire. 448 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:03,160 - No exeption? - No. Finally, Caesar. 449 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:09,720 Even the rebellious gauls, presenting gauls will bow to You on circus sand. 450 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,600 - Never! - Hey, how dare you? 451 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,400 Caesar, do not pay attention. 452 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,600 No, as the son of the valorous leader I do not recognize myself as the slave! 453 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,200 And he is insolent, your young gaul. 454 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:23,200 - Yes obey gaul! - No, Gaius, he is right. 455 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:27,440 I will personally see to it that he is treated in acording to his status. 456 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,600 Put him in solitary! 457 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,200 No, we will not be separated! 458 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:35,600 Girl was wrong to speak like that. Pardon her, Caesar. 459 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,200 - I'd rather die! - Die? 460 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:41,080 If that is what you wish, there's nothing simplier. 461 00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:45,160 Put them both in Colise prison, and then throw them to the lions! 462 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:49,160 My cats have a great apetite, you'll see that yourself. 463 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,400 Well, is that Rome? 464 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,000 Yes, Obelix, we've arrived. 465 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:38,000 - What shall we eat? - There must be somewhere a slave market. 466 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,480 Hasan Ven Leader, You sell the slaves from Africa? 467 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,240 Yes, I've sold two of them. 468 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,840 Right, to whome did you sell those two gauls? 469 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,160 - You require the information? - Well, that's going to cost you. 470 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,160 Obelix. 471 00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:59,240 Just 500. 472 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:02,240 Alright, 100. Ok, I'll tell you all for free. 473 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,000 - Do you want more? - No. 474 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,560 He is called Gaius Flavius, he's tall, large man. You'll recognize him with no problem. 475 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,040 He always dreses in red, he has a white toga, and often goes to the pool. 476 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:15,960 Many thanks, Hasan Ven Veader. 477 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:20,640 That's it. 478 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:25,160 As my parents used to say, agreements are always possible, one just needs to know how to trade. 479 00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:41,440 Respectable citizen, Would you wish to undress? 480 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,960 - Is he our friend? - Yes, friend. Do as he says. 481 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:58,160 We're in so few clothes. I hope we shall not catch a cold. 482 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:06,000 - You can't get in, shorty! - How dare you speak to him like that? 483 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,400 I haven't spoken to you, fatty. 484 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,640 Asterix, as I see it, he's not our friend. 485 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,840 - I'm afraid he's not. - Good. 486 00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:20,200 Anyway, I can't see anyone wearing a white toga. There's nothing for us to do here. Let's go. 487 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:25,720 Magnificent. That man is just born to become gladiator. 488 00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,720 What? 489 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:34,200 Wait, I need to fresh up. Look, Asterix, I'll dive. 490 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,120 I need him. I must have him. 491 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,080 There's no more water in the pool. 492 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,120 By a beard of the druid, you are detaining us. 493 00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:56,040 Alright, alright, alright. I'm going, I'm going. 494 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:02,200 I need those two. 495 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:05,400 - And what about the dwarf? - He, too, is necessary. He's the leader. 496 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:11,280 Well, come to me, my little poet. Well, do you feel my lovely Dogmatix. 497 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:15,280 We must find Gaius Flavius, since he knows where our friends are. Let's go. 498 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:19,280 All is well, my beloved. Do not worry, pappa is with you. 499 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:22,640 Move, Obelix, we have stayed hare for too long already. Hurry up, Obelix! 500 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:28,240 Mister Asterix, I have the right to speak to Dogmatix whenever I want. 501 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,600 Mister Obelix, we have no time! 502 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:36,720 If you don't stop shouting, you will frighten little Dogmatix. Calm down. 503 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,680 I'm calm! 504 00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:43,960 Me too. Very calm! 505 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:57,160 - Do you know Gaius Flavius? - Certanly. Very well. 506 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:03,960 He has the school for gladiators and he's very interested in You. Grab him! 507 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,000 Oh, my magic potion! 508 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:12,280 Asterix is always yelling at me, I don't know why. 509 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,160 Well, let's go, Dogmatix. 510 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,960 It works, just not always. 511 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:43,760 Interesting. Where did Asterix go? 512 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:50,160 I'm suddenly tired. 513 00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:22,160 Asterix! 514 00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:27,720 Is there anybody here? 515 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,120 No, we are closed. 516 00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:33,160 Asterix! 517 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:36,640 Asterix! 518 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,680 Asterix! 519 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,160 Where are you? 520 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:13,960 Wait. Look, there's the second gaul. It is necessary to catch it. Go after him. 521 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,960 - Where will you go? - I'll cover you. 522 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,960 Where is Asterix? 523 00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,880 Get him! 524 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:29,640 Asterix! 525 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,920 Asterix! 526 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,120 Dogmatix! 527 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,800 Wait! Where are you going? 528 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,640 Come to me, my little poet! 529 00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:05,880 Obelix! 530 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,520 Asterix! 531 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:12,960 Asterix! 532 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:21,720 Asterix! 533 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,680 Obelix! Obelix! 534 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,200 Asterix! 535 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,560 Asterix! 536 00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,800 Obelix! 537 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:46,760 Obelix! Obelix! 538 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,640 It's me! 539 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:54,960 Obelix! Obelix! 540 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,160 Asterix! Asterix! 541 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:11,800 Well done, well done! Obelix, it's fortunate for me, that you have appeared in time. 542 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,280 But, unfortunately, I have lost magic potion. 543 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,200 And I have lost Dogmatix, he ran away. 544 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,680 What is that singing in Coloseum? 545 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:11,200 The slave from Gallia every night sings the same song. 546 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:14,040 - From Galia, you say? - Yes. 547 00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,680 On the day of Caesar's triumph she will be cast to the lions. 548 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:20,680 - And I'm without a magic potion. - What did you say? 549 00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:23,640 I said - I'd love to get into the circus to take a look. 550 00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:31,240 Yes, but it's well protected everywhere. they let in only those, who are doomed to death - lions and gladiators. 551 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:35,160 We'll get in! We'll become gladiators! 552 00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:45,280 You dishonour honour of school Kaja Flavija! We need strond men instead of prima-donnas! 553 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:51,280 There you go! So much more lively! Beat it strongly! Strongly! You are too slow! 554 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:54,800 It is not necessary to walk around in cicles! 555 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:58,280 Hold that sword harder! Hold that sword harder! 556 00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,240 That is not a bouquet of flowers! 557 00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,240 You are the gladiators, not dancers! 558 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:06,760 You are just hopless! None of you have any talent! 559 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:11,240 That big gaul - that's what I need for this presentation! 560 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:16,280 He should be the main gladiator for Caesar, since you all are just a bunch of freeloaders! 561 00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:21,240 I don't care how, just find them! Put in the search all of the army! 562 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,240 I need them today, do you understand? 563 00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,200 Bring them to me! Quickly! Leave now! 564 00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:30,880 You too! Stop irritating me with that coin! 565 00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,240 Are you Gaius Flavius? 566 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,760 Who, you? Ah, me. Yes. No. 567 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,720 Are you Gaius Flavius? 568 00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:48,680 Yes. That is, no. Not quite. But I used to be him. 569 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:50,800 We want to become gladiators. 570 00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,760 Gladiators? You want to become gladiators? 571 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,240 In that case, I am Gaius Flavius. 572 00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:02,240 Than again, becoming a gladiator is not easy, but I'm willing to help you. 573 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,600 - Only make it fast, we are in a hurry. - Strongly, weaklings! Even strongly! 574 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,480 Dubious Otatus, I have a two candidates here, take a look at them! 575 00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:13,160 So, you want to become gladiators? 576 00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:18,200 Well, I shall send you to a trainer. 577 00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,240 He is the strictes trainer I've ever seen. 578 00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,800 Where are those two puppies? 579 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:32,280 No! Forgive me! Forgive me! Don't do that to me, Gaius! I do not wish to die! 580 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:37,280 My God, just not that! I cannot, I can not, I can not, I can not! 581 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,280 We want to become gladiators. 582 00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:41,200 Teach us. 583 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:06,960 Gladiators, we have two beginners! Children, give them a good lesson! 584 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:42,680 Everything it finished. Good bye, Gaius. 585 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,640 Where are you going? 586 00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:47,960 I wish my pension to be sent to my mother. 587 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:23,000 Circus Coloseum: For the first time on arena gladiators Asterix and Obelix. 588 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,840 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 589 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:37,880 Caesar, this is our triumph. That is, I ment, Your triumph, Caesar. 590 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,000 You have magnificently presented Rome. 591 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,040 With all my humbleness I recieve those complements. 592 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:46,240 I hope everything goes well, or else, as I've already said, you will be the main act. 593 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,400 Let the games begin! 594 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:51,760 Let the games begin! 595 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:15,240 From the farthest provinces of the empire! Brits, gotts, egiptians, liberians! 596 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:23,280 The slaves from all conquered countriesbow their head in the presence of the great Caesar on the sand of the arena! 597 01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:27,280 From all corners of the world, dressed in animal skins! 598 01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,240 The greatest presentation on earth! 599 01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:33,240 All roads lead to Rome, and today everything is here! 600 01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:36,240 Help me, Lord, give me streinght, my throat is as dry as Sahara desert. 601 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:40,240 As a highlight of our programme, straight from Galia, come the barabarians... 602 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:44,240 ...which wouldn't submit to our great emperor Caesar! 603 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:48,200 In the end of this presentation they will be thrown to hungry to lions! 604 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:55,280 The emperor, allmighty and infinitely generous... 605 01:00:55,320 --> 01:01:00,280 ...has alowed them to protect themselves with their bare hands! 606 01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,200 You are too kind, Caesar. 607 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:08,240 I know, Gaius. Great Caesar is mercyfull to the fallen. 608 01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:14,280 And here comes the moment all of you have been waiting for! Here it is, chariots race! 609 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:19,120 A gift from our immortal emperor to romans and fellow citizens! 610 01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,760 Where is that gaul, who until now rode that chariot? 611 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,760 - Mekanix? I dunno. - How are we gonna race without him? 612 01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:27,720 That's no problem. 613 01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:30,680 - Really? - Yes, if you need a gaul, that is. 614 01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:35,560 Death or glory! Circus Maximus! 615 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,720 I will hold the ribbon, you take care of the competition. 616 01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:09,280 Two men in a chariot with four horses?! What mockery is this? 617 01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,160 Now, this is a race! 618 01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:06,160 Faster, faster! Come on, come on! 619 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:33,520 Go, go! 620 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:36,200 This is the last round! Thi... 621 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,840 By Mercury, if anyone touchs me, he's receive a whip! 622 01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:48,680 He won't let us pass, stop him! 623 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:50,360 Come on! 624 01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:58,960 - Let go, you idiot! - As you wish! 625 01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:06,160 - Ave, Caesar! - Thank you, Gaius. 626 01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:12,800 And you, get back down there, you coward! Your place is in the arena! 627 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:17,080 I have warned you, Gaius! Your place is also in the arena! 628 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,000 No, no. Please. 629 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,200 The winner of great chariots race- Gaul Asteriks! 630 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:28,760 And now the stars of today gala presentation will act for Caesar! 631 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:32,720 The greatest gladiators of roman history! 632 01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:37,760 They have been trained in the school of gladiatorial and fighting arts of Gaius Flavius! 633 01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:42,800 The special event! In honour of Your triumph, great Caesar! Your circus Maksimus! 634 01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,280 It is my great privilege to present to you this group. Among them are two extraordinary men. 635 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,560 Those two gauls are the best fighters. 636 01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:57,240 Ave, Caesar! We, who are about to die, salute you! 637 01:04:57,280 --> 01:05:00,280 Hi, Julius! What's up? 638 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:03,280 They have all those bad gallic habits, it's in their blood. 639 01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:08,160 But here they are fighting with masters. They are the bonebreakers. It is necessary for them to be rude. 640 01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:12,880 Asterix, thaose men, are they our friends? 641 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,240 No, they are not our friends, Obelix. 642 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:22,280 I don't understand. In Galia they were our enemies, in Africa they've become our friends. 643 01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:25,200 Can Julius explain it to me? 644 01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:30,920 Oh, Caesar, I'll set the lions on them, and it'll all be over in a second. 645 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:36,120 Where is Merlin? I want to know where is he! Pomniboss, bring me the amphore! 646 01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:40,080 The truth lies in the vine! I have the Sahara desert in my throat! 647 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:41,960 When will you bring... 648 01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:07,080 And now, dear spectators, came so much prolonged moment! 649 01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:09,200 Sacrifice in the name of Jupiter! 650 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:15,240 Greater kitties have gotten hungry, Caesar. 651 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:20,800 Since thay have been caught, they have received one yoghurt and a slice of a toast per day. 652 01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:28,680 - Obelix, Asterix! Magic potion! We are saved! 653 01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:32,480 Magic potion, magic potion... Are you able to fight, Obelix? 654 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:36,240 You know me. If my little poet is not with me... 655 01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:42,280 Here they come! The greatest, the most viscious, furious, horrible... 656 01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:49,280 ...terrible, the most frightening beasts on earth! Look at them! 657 01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:51,200 Dogmatix, my friend! 658 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,200 My magic potion! 659 01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,800 My little Dogmatix! 660 01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:13,800 Tragicomix, catch! 661 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:30,160 Lions, lions, lions, and all mine! 662 01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:04,720 You said it right, Gaius. 663 01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:09,200 The programme was extraordinary. No one in Rome has ever seen one like it. 664 01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:14,960 Mercy, Caesar! Why don't you release those two brave soldiers? 665 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:20,840 Mercy of Caesar has no boundaries! Almost. 666 01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:23,920 Oh, no. No, no. 667 01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:28,000 Gauls, you are free. 668 01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,160 Listen! 669 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:40,640 Caesar's triumph has appeared to be our triumph, Triumph of all Gallia divided into 3 parts! 670 01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,800 I thank the emperor personally... 671 01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:47,760 - Oh, Obelix. - Have you seen them, they are such heroes. 672 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:50,720 And Obelix tore down the Coloseum. 673 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:54,099 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 56501

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