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wondering his career averages against
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the Sacramento Kings averages 27.5
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points per game
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four dollars
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yeah
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I'm on my way right now
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it's 3 10.
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well I'm looking at a thousand dollars
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of Italian engineering says everyone's
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early
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Johnson kiss my ass he had his chance
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with the weather account his door closed
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and my door opened well John's actually
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here Pete so why don't you do this is my
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moment Craig my future you understand me
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if you let him in that room I swear to
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God I will make sure
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what if the Weller reps want to get
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started stall Craig lie to them I'm
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stuck in traffic
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any towels man paper towels
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house not you
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what
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what did I just say
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anybody
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screws this pitch up before I get in
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there anybody
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I will kill them do you understand me I
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will literally shoot them in the house
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all right
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don't tell me to calm down
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can I help you with something Mr Clean
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not you [ __ ]
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you are a bad person
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and you're a janitor
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one day you might just get a good look
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at yourself
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one day
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he might not like what you see
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whatever helps you work at night
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foreign
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it's occupied
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hey I'm gonna be here a minute [ __ ]
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hey
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hey what is happening out there
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all right you want me to come out there
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hey
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what is going on out here
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foreign
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hey
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hey [ __ ] open up
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talk to time
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okay I'm gonna be here a minute [ __ ]
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hey
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ah what is happening out there
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what the hell is happening out there
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what was happening out there
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hey what the hell is happening out there
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thank you
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all right you want me to come out there
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look up
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hey I know this is weird but you're
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trapped in it
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time paradox
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yeah it's time travel yeah I don't know
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it's just happening forward backward
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minutes or seconds totally random time
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travel
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one door opens another closes fix the
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paradox
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kill your future
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what you were right
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you were right
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about the Stalls you just go in come out
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that's how it works
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oh
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I just told
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me that
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this isn't real that's what I said
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you're not real that's what I said
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go into the song you'll see
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I'm not going anywhere that's what I say
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that's what I
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I know you're freaked out
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believe me
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a couple minutes ago when I was you I
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didn't believe me either
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but if you go into that stall you come
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back out you're going to be right where
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I'm standing now
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and you'll see what I'm talking about
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I'll see
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you will be me
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no
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no
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what no no what
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this is different
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I didn't say that this is all different
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okay time travel
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so there's like a timeline
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dead guy's watch is broken here at 3 30.
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that's
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10 minutes from now by my watch
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it's 12 by mine okay so you are two
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minutes from where I am and then there's
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something about folding a piece of paper
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and pushing them
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pencil through it
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we're doing 80s time travel I'm here
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you're here we die here somehow we're
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gonna make it out of here live we've got
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to keep here from happening right
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so we go here instead create a new
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timeline
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that's how Dr Marty did it
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okay
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easy
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you're me from the future right yeah so
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I just do something you did Future's
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changed new timeline
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no that's the problem
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I went into the stall again and you
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didn't you should already be me but
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you're nuts that's the Paradox now we
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both just exist
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right
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okay so the note said kill the future
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close the door close so so
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you're from the future
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yeah
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oh come on look I'm not saying it's
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pretty but if you
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and I
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can do this and why would I do that
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looks like you already have I don't even
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have a gun sure you do where did that
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thing even come from it came from you I
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don't have it then take it from who
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yourself why do I have because you took
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it look it's time travel don't overthink
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it
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I got a meeting yet too what the meeting
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whoa let's overthink this I want to
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overthink this
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look man you can't change the future
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you're from the future
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two minutes and that means that I'm in
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the past so I should be the one to
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change the future no because what if I'm
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in the future from the past
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if you're in the future how can you
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change it it's got to be me in the past
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changing the future
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no no no okay fine you're right but look
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Marty McFly McFly's dad you kissed your
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mom now I go into the stall that's me
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punching Biff you shoot yourself that
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bullet's your DeLorean
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you mean lightning strike yeah whatever
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as long as it kills you
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hey look at me the writing's on the
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toilet paper okay
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your door closes and my door opens kill
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your future that's what it says
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and that's you
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I'll thank myself later
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nice
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it's very
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that's very Charming
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kill your future that's what it says and
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that's you
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I'll thank myself later
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when it gets in the way
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I'm going to take one for the team Pete
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you look like a good guy to me
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your door closes
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my door
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come on
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who are you
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I'm me who are you
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but I just
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so we're right back where we started
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what are you doing
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I'm gonna try again well what do you
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mean try again
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well you came out before I did so your
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future me
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yeah so there's the gun kill the future
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I just went through this with the other
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no I just went through this with the
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other guy okay so then you know whoa
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hold up
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that's not fair
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yeah that's what the other guy said
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foreign
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at first I didn't off himself that's
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what happened I knew I couldn't trust
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myself wait what's not working now we
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just keep spawning morons
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what did you just say he called you a
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[ __ ] guys let's just chill
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he's you idiot you're calling me who's
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the idiot then Lauren it's working
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that's the problem
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we just keep creating more paradoxes
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every step is a step in the wrong
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direction
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hey this is it
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what last requests
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what
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I finally get it
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you don't fix a paradox gentleman
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you finish it
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time to close some doors
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let me out
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let me out
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get in that stall
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what are you doing
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right now what why are you doing this
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why
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because there's one body unaccounted for
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and that's you in that stall at 3 30.
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get in the store get in put your jacket
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back on
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I can still make the end of it to the
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meeting
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you're crazy yeah you and me both okay
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don't do this shut up
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I've I've got just as much dude
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who do you think you're talking to
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I know all your little tactics oh you're
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[ __ ] at the end of the day you're
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just a manipulative [ __ ] aren't you
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you want me to feel bad about this
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for a fact that you do the same
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your door closes and my door opens
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I'll thank myself later
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you really are a bad person
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any last requests
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maybe just a little privacy
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thank you
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hey this is it
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what last requests
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no
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wait
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foreign
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thank you
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