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♪♪
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- You know, it'd be great
if you could warn me
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before you drift like that.
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I fucking slammed my goddamn
head into the window.
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- I said, "Hang on."
- You say that all the time.
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"Hang on. I'm taking a curb.
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Hang on. It's a speed bump."
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I mean, at this point
it's meaningless.
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- I should be mad at you
anyway. The reason we got robbed
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is because you needed
a piss break again.
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- Oh, come on! You
also needed to pee.
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You sounded like a broken
fire hydrant back there.
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- [John Doe] Ha!
You were listening.
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- [Quiet] It was so loud.
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I bet that vulture heard
you from three states away.
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What'd he take, anyway?
- Ooh, found it!
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[laughs]
- Are you serious?
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You almost got us killed
for a bunch of stupid CDs?
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- Stupid CDs? I've been building
this collection for a decade.
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I have more memories in
here than I do in here.
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And, I'll have you know,
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good music is worth its
weight in gold nowadays.
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Let's see what other
CDs this guy's got.
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DMX. Got that.
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Dave Matthews Band. Pass.
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Hm, I've ever seen
this one before.
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- Uh, it's pretty good.
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I mean, you'll hate it at
first, but it grows on you.
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Especially track two.
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- Track t... You
know the tracks?
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- What? No. Shut up.
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- Should I toss it?
- No! No.
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I mean, keep it or not.
I don't care. Whatever.
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[chuckling]
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You know, we're not
far from Topeka.
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I can walk the rest of the way.
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If you leave now, you
can probably make it
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to New Chicago by nightfall.
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- A milkman's job is never done
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until his package
is safely delivered
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to its final destination.
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And I'm sure your brother
would have wanted that.
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Besides, you think
I'd come this far
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and not see the fabled
Topeka for myself?
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- Fine.
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If you're dead set on it,
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how about one for the road?
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["MMMBop" by Hanson playing]
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[laughs]
- It was close.
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You gotta follow through.
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Like this.
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- That's what I'm doing.
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Like this.
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- Here.
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To the end of our road together.
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- Mmm,
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now you're just showing off.
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[music slowing]
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[groans] [bottle breaks]
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- Sorry, John.
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I can't have you coming with me.
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Sweet Dreams.
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♪ Yeah yeah ♪
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♪ Mmmbop ba daba du
bop du yaba du bop ♪
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♪♪
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- Loquacious.
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Boy, you're a loquacious
lad, aren't you?
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[knocking]
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Come in!
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Jamie, Carl, how's
the search going?
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- We have yet to
find the Mapmaker,
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but we think we're close.
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- I'm talking about the Milkman
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and the four-fingered
girl. Where are they?
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- Uh, there's been
no sign of them
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since they vacated the dam.
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- When they pop
up, we'll be ready.
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- Pop up? Hmm.
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So, pop up.
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[sighs] Pop up.
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These two lawbreakers
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ran rip-shod through
my largest outpost.
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They killed my
second in command,
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beat his brains in.
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And you're waiting
for them to pop up?
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Are they pieces
of bread, Roberts?
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Are we making
fucking toast here?
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- Sir, what Carl
meant was that...
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- Shut the fuck up.
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They defied the law,
and they defied me.
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Now get out there and
look for them harder
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than if you were checking
your lover for body lice.
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- That's actually
my sister, sir.
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We have the same...
- I know what a sister is!
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Look, I want their bodies
hung from the rotunda
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by this weekend.
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Provide the people of Topeka
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with some light Friday
night entertainment.
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What do you say?
- [both] Yes, sir.
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- Okay.
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Fuck off.
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♪♪
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♪ Here comes Sweet Tooth
here comes Sweet Tooth ♪
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♪ Don't you run don't you run ♪
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♪ If you run I'll find you
turn you into red goo ♪
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♪ Ding dang dong
ding dang dong ♪
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Well, you look like a man
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who values top-shelf
entertainment.
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Want to see a show?
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- I don't care about your show.
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I need to see your ORL now.
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- My ORL.
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"Orl" what?
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- I'll bring you in.
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[growls]
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- I think...
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I'll bring myself in.
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[gagging] Shh,
shh, shh, shh, shh.
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[whimpering]
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I've really enjoyed
this conversation,
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but let's pull a
pin in it, shall we?
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[whimpering]
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[sighs]
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Now, don't go
touching that grenade.
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Very sensitive.
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Hope you got some friends inside
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who appreciate the arts.
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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[laughing]
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♪♪
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- [Lawman #1] Did you hear
how they found Shepard?
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- He killed himself, right?
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Shit's messed up, man.
- [Lawman #1] No.
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I heard a new recruit
found him half naked,
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hand on his pecker,
head busted to shit
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with a sexy schoolgirl
comic book next to him.
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- That's the most fantastic
thing I've ever heard.
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- [Lawman #1] Right?
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- [Lawman #2] So Shepard
was a sex pervert?
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I mean, I kind
of see it. I do.
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- Oh, fuck me. Ham again.
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- I'll eat that shit.
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What kind of side you got?
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Got any chips or puffy Cheetos?
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- [Lawman #1] Hey, don't
you worry about my sides.
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- [Lawman #2] I
will. I'll trade you.
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- [Lawman #1] I'm not
eating those peanuts.
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They're nasty.
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[Patrol Lawman] Patrol vehicle
approaching outer gate.
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[Gate Lawwoman]
Car 22 is approved.
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[stabbing, groaning]
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[tires screaching]
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♪♪
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- [Quiet] "Pick up
after your pet"?
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Jesus.
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- [Loud] Damn, dude,
this place is fucked up.
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Who would do that to a dog?
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Separating a dog
from his best friend.
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It's kind of like me
and you. I mean...
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I mean, you were my best friend.
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Not that I'm calling
you a dog or nothing.
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You know, you can
be a mean bitch
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when you want to be
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with, you know,
throats and shit.
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That why we're
here, little bunny?
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You gonna rip some throats?
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Nah, I think you're gonna end up
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just like me.
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[bell dings]
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- [Clerk] Now serving C42.
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- Number's almost up, traitor.
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Don't worry.
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Something tells me
you'll fall fast.
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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- First of all, weight
doesn't equate to health.
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Second, objects fall
at the same speed
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regardless of mass.
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Everyone knows that,
except you dipshits.
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[grunts]
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- You're actually talking
about terminal velocity,
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which doesn't apply.
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And if you take into
account air friction...
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[door slamming]
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- Muh-muh-muh...
- Kelvin? What is it?
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- [Sweet Tooth] Machete.
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[yelps]
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Hi, everybody!
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- Wait, wait, wait,
wait. Don't leave me.
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[gunfire]
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- [Sweet Tooth] Woman's body!
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[whimpering]
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I hate cops.
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[screaming]
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- Oh, what the fuck?
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- And, scene.
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So, did you like it or what?
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[cheering]
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Oh, wow, applause. Thank you.
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You are too kind. That
really feels good.
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- I've never seen anyone
cut off a human head
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and catch it as good as that.
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- [Haggard Loner] Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh.
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Oh, yeah. Oh.
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What brought you
here, young man?
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"Oh, I just want to
get out of the scene."
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Yeah, Topeka's
going to the dogs.
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[barking]
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- You nasty motherfucker.
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- [chuckling]
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[sniffing]
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Down goes the zippee. Yippee!
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Ooh.
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Can I keep you?
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Oh, shit! It's alive! Oh!
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- Where's the girl?
- I didn't see no girl.
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I just saw you laying
out here all dead like,
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practically begging for it.
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Maybe I'll just put
you back to sleep.
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Oh.
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- You looking for this?
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- Oh, shit!
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Ah!
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You missed! [laughing]
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- Shit!
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- Nah nah, nah nah, nah nah!
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[screaming]
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- Guess that worked.
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Quiet?!
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[zips]
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- [Quiet] Dear Jon...
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- What kind of psychopath
spells John without an "H"?
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- [Quiet] Sorry
for poisoning you.
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Oh, I hope I didn't
accidentally kill you,
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but I did it to save your life.
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The truth is, Topeka
isn't what I said it was.
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It's Stone's headquarters.
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Killing Shepard wasn't enough.
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Oh, by the way, I killed
Shepard at the dam.
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He was jerking off.
It was a whole thing.
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- Didn't need that detail.
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- [Quiet] At least you
didn't have to see it.
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Now that we're here,
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I gotta make sure Stone
pays for what he did.
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- I would have helped
you if you just told me.
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- [Quiet] I would have told
you, but this isn't your fight.
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Don't follow me.
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Finish your delivery
and live your new life.
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Be the first milkman
without an expiration date.
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Good luck.
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- That's actually pretty sweet.
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- [Quiet] And go fuck yourself.
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- Of course.
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I guess that's it then.
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Jell-O, Quiet,
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whatever the hell your name was.
260
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,393
- [Loud] Dude, what do you
think they're gonna do to you
261
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,877
when they catch your ass?
262
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,213
They're gonna kill you.
263
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,590
They always said you
were the smart one,
264
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,384
but, man, I don't know.
265
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,760
If this was my idea,
266
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:07,931
you'd call me a
goose-brained dunder fuck.
267
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,367
- Oh, my God, will
you shut the hell up?!
268
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:12,227
- Ha! Like that works.
269
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,871
I thought you knew your
brother better than that.
270
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:16,356
- You're not my brother.
You're just my imagination.
271
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,025
- You got a fucked
up imagination.
272
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,111
You gave me the bullet
hole and everything.
273
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,655
Is this how you
really remember me?
274
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,452
Ah, dope, right?
275
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,706
But imagine me, like, two
feet taller and ripped.
276
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,208
But not, like, too swole, just
enough to show definition.
277
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,502
- Fuck off!
- You fucking miss this.
278
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,631
- I do.
279
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,091
- Same.
280
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,927
I mean, being dead
is a total buzzkill.
281
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,762
At least you have the Milkman.
282
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,765
- Oh, John was a giant
pain in my crack.
283
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,852
- Dude, I'm literally
inside your brain,
284
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,646
and I know that's not
what you really think.
285
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,607
I mean, I know you've seen
him with his shirt off.
286
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,485
Nice back, huh?
287
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:03,695
What?
288
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,114
God forbid you
feel anything other
289
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,491
than explosive
rage for a second.
290
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,493
- You died five days ago.
291
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:14,497
The rage is hard to ignore.
292
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,207
No fucking way.
293
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,889
- It's a dumb
statue. Forget it.
294
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,850
- Forget it? They think
he's a fucking hero.
295
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,977
- Who gives a fuck
what they think?
296
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,146
- [Jamie] Officer.
[banging]
297
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:41,066
Your vehicle's assigned
to patrol duty.
298
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,276
Why are you idling?
299
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,587
- [Loud] You've got
to say something.
300
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,451
Silence will get you
killed here, little bunny.
301
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,074
- Oh, I was just
admiring our boss, ma'am.
302
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:51,618
- Yeah.
303
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:03,588
I don't, uh, recognize
your face, officer.
304
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,881
Are you new?
305
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:09,719
- Transferred recently.
306
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,430
- Hmm.
307
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,724
- She's on to you.
You've got to leave now.
308
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,267
[tires squealing]
309
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,728
[gunshots]
310
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,563
[clicks]
- Fuck!
311
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,266
♪♪
312
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,716
- Holy fuck.
313
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,570
- You're not getting
out of here alive,
314
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,888
you fucking traitor!
315
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,182
[whimpering]
316
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,147
- [Sweet Tooth] Need a hand?
317
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,405
Oh, I found this
one lying around,
318
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,115
so you'll have to get your own.
319
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,746
- Thank you.
320
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:21,708
- Ah, don't mention it.
I really enjoy my work.
321
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:25,503
Hey, hold this.
322
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,629
- Okay.
323
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,762
- And I'm gonna
be back for that.
324
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,555
Hmm-boop!
325
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:43,646
So, uh, what's your name?
326
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:44,898
- Stu.
327
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,400
- Stu. I like the
mouthfeel of that.
328
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:50,945
Stu.
329
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:54,574
I'm Sweet Tooth.
330
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,951
Put her there!
331
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,037
- Nice to meet you,
Mister, uh, Tooth.
332
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,955
- Firm grip you got there, Stu.
333
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,416
Bet you have a lot
of fun with that.
334
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:07,337
You know, Stu, I got a feeling
you and I are kindred spirits.
335
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,255
- You think we're a lot alike?
336
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,676
- You bet I do.
- In, uh, in what way?
337
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:16,680
- I mean, you're a big
guy, I'm a big guy.
338
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:20,517
Your name starts with "S",
my name starts with "S".
339
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:24,437
The S Brothers, who
would have thunk it?
340
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:28,441
Uh, something catch
your peepers, Stuber?
341
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:29,442
- [Stu] Yeah.
342
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:39,703
I found Mike... and Ikes.
343
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:40,870
You want some?
344
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,247
- Ooh, yucky.
345
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,832
I'm a Skittles guy.
346
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:47,245
♪♪
347
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,726
[engine revving]
348
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:07,516
♪♪
349
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:37,546
♪♪
350
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,650
♪♪
351
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,611
- Let's haul ass, Evelyn.
352
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:55,695
Make up some time.
353
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,704
- Five flatheads on one lure?
354
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,247
Just a basic spooner.
355
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,916
- Best day of my life.
356
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,710
They were really
bitin' that day.
357
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,063
- [Stone] Best day of
my life is gonna be
358
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:15,340
when I complete my
collection of state quarters.
359
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,551
The world went to shit
before I could find Idaho.
360
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:21,846
But you know what?
I'll get there.
361
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,557
The Union will be complete.
362
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,309
- Finished.
363
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,269
- I think the spot's
still there, Cliff.
364
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:33,650
[chuckling]
- Oh, there it is.
365
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,568
- [Jamie] Agent Stone,
come in, Agent Stone.
366
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,654
We have a 146A.
- Be right back.
367
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:40,365
- [Jamie] A woman with
a missing finger, sir.
368
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,742
- What about the milkman?
369
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:43,827
- [Jamie] She's alone.
370
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,453
We have two patrol
cars on her tail.
371
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,330
- Don't worry, we'll
bring you her teeth.
372
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:50,875
- Oh, Carl. No, do not engage.
373
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,758
It's time I made an
example of her myself.
374
00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,884
[sirens wailing]
375
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,220
- You're caught! You
gotta fucking bail.
376
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,431
- No, I can't leave
until Stone is dead.
377
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,557
- The only one dead is you
378
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,784
if you don't leave
this fucking place.
379
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,269
When I died, I gave
you a second chance.
380
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,895
And you're throwing it away.
381
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,151
- You're right.
382
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,318
Fuck this shit!
383
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,862
[laughing]
- That's right!
384
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,530
That's the fuck what
I'm talking about!
385
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:21,948
Come on!
386
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,366
- [Stone] Guard 22.
387
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,869
[brakes squealing]
388
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,954
Come in, please.
389
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,665
What happened to your
loquacious boyfriend?
390
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:36,379
Did he bite the dust?
391
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:39,257
I have people in position
to kill you right now,
392
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,426
but I think I'm gonna
give you a choice.
393
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:45,597
Although, you remember
how that went last time?
394
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,308
You can run, in which case
395
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,518
we'll hunt you down like a dog.
396
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,980
Or, you and I can get together
397
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,940
and have a little chat.
398
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,233
Turn around
399
00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,903
and we can finally
settle this one on one.
400
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,238
- [Loud] Sis,
401
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,909
you don't have to do this.
402
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,452
- Shut up.
403
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,457
[tires squealing]
404
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,542
- [Stone] Haha, good.
405
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:17,295
My men will show you the way.
406
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:30,479
- Aww, you remembered.
407
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,479
Thanks, Stuby.
408
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:39,109
So, where are you off to
now that you're a free man?
409
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,986
- Honestly, uh, not sure.
410
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,530
After Seattle, my friend and I
411
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,198
were looking for a
place of our own.
412
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,033
A Shangri-La, you know?
413
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,243
- Absolutely.
414
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,161
- But, uh, then when I got here,
415
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,455
he, uh, threw me under the bus.
416
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:55,542
- Oh, I've done
that before. Crunch!
417
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:59,504
Never to a friend.
I'm not a monster.
418
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:02,090
- Listen, uh, what
you did today,
419
00:23:02,132 --> 00:23:04,342
saving me like that,
420
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:07,345
it's, uh, it's the
first time in a while
421
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:11,349
anyone's had my
back. So, uh, thanks.
422
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:14,227
- Well, hell, I mean, you're
a reject, I'm a reject,
423
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:15,854
we got to look out
for each other.
424
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,898
I mean, you are about to head
out into a dangerous world
425
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:21,443
where there are two
types of people,
426
00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:26,656
those who kill and
those who get killed.
427
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:28,366
I know you're no wolf,
428
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:30,076
but there is gonna come a time
429
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:33,163
when you're gonna need to bite.
430
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:37,292
And even puppies
have fangs, Stu.
431
00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:40,378
- That sort of thing is
just hard for me, I guess.
432
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,047
I'm sure I'll figure it out.
433
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:46,092
- Oh, well, I mean,
maybe you could,
434
00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:51,139
I don't know, but,
tag along with me,
435
00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:55,352
and I could help
you find your fangs.
436
00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:01,191
- Yeah.
437
00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:02,084
You know what? What the hell?
438
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,069
- You mean it?
- Yeah.
439
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,613
- Fuck yes! Get in there.
440
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:11,701
Aww, the S Brothers,
gonna paint the town red.
441
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:14,204
Whoa, you sit bitch,
442
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,039
Harold's got shotgun.
443
00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:17,165
- Sorry.
444
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:22,837
So, where are we off to next?
445
00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:23,898
- Well, I'm not really sure.
446
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,924
I mean, it felt so freeing,
447
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,009
ripping into those law assholes.
448
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:29,344
And the applause.
449
00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:31,680
Nobody ever cheered for
me like that in Vegas.
450
00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:38,937
- You know, if you want
to chase that feeling,
451
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,271
there are outposts like this
452
00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:41,981
all up and down these routes
453
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,650
and all through the Midwest.
454
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:46,027
Each one of them is filled
with captives just like me,
455
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:48,279
waiting to get set free.
456
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:51,783
You save 'em and boom,
457
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:54,452
you have fans for life.
458
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:59,582
- Hmm. Fans for life.
459
00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:01,042
Oh, I like that.
460
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:05,964
[laughing]
461
00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:10,552
[cheering]
462
00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:13,555
I don't, um, I don't really
have room for all you guys,
463
00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:15,515
so maybe you should carpool.
464
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:25,650
- [Stone] Fall
back; she's mine.
465
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:26,353
♪♪
466
00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:37,203
Welcome to Thrills
and Spills Park.
467
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:40,248
I came here every
weekend growing up.
468
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:43,626
Got my first pickle tickle
on the Ferris wheel.
469
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:46,755
But you know what
my favorite was?
470
00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:51,843
The Midway, because
I love games.
471
00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:53,970
Don't you?
472
00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:55,430
- Gotcha.
473
00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,560
[tires squealing] [gunshots]
474
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,569
- Peekaboo.
475
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,620
Say goodbye.
476
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,793
[engine revving]
477
00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:33,760
- Fuck!
478
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:36,346
Where do you think you're going?
479
00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:39,808
- Shit!
480
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:40,892
- Miss me, mute?
481
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,394
[gunshots]
482
00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:52,320
[engine revving]
483
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:53,571
- Fuck.
484
00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,450
- See you soon, dude.
485
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:06,960
[clapping]
486
00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:20,015
- What the fuck?
487
00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:27,439
[gunshots]
488
00:27:33,028 --> 00:27:36,781
["MMMBop" by Hanson playing]
489
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:41,745
- You look pissed.
490
00:27:41,786 --> 00:27:44,372
- Damn right, I'm pissed.
I only had one of those.
491
00:27:44,414 --> 00:27:46,249
- I told you not to come.
492
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,335
- And when have I
ever listened to you?
493
00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:51,671
Come on, we gotta go.
494
00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:56,134
Quiet? Quiet!
495
00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:57,802
Quiet, come on!
496
00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:59,429
No.
497
00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:01,723
Come on, Quiet.
498
00:28:01,765 --> 00:28:02,807
Quiet.
499
00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:05,769
Come on. Come on.
500
00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:08,313
Come on. Quiet!
501
00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:09,016
♪♪
502
00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:23,947
♪♪
503
00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:39,046
♪♪
504
00:28:53,316 --> 00:28:58,530
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