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[TV STATIC DRONES]

[BRIGHT TONE]

Ta-dah! Look who it is.

Oh, this motherfucker.

Children, do I got a doozy for you.

Baby Billy, what are you trying

to hit us up for now, man?

Lionel need gold baby teeth or some shit?

Let me guess, this time, you want a harem

full of professional rub-and-tuggists from Thailand?

- [LAUGHS] - Y'all just dirty.

What, you want to ask permission to sell tickets

for people to dig up Mama's grave and do pee on her?

- Oh, God. - That ain't right.

Now all three y'all about to look like

a bunch of smiling dickheads with the news I got.

What you got, Uncle Baby Billy?

I'm friends with Dusty Daniels,

the Slick Bandit himself.

I partied with his ass over in Monaco

after my second bankruptcy.

- ALL: Eight, seven, six... - Gonna get us all, Y2K!

ALL: Five, four, three, two, one!

- _ - [CHEERING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

That Y2K shit didn't happen,

so we partied our dicks off that night.

Me, and Dusty Daniels, and Gene Hackman

lost our fucking minds, man.

The actor Gene Hackman?

Well, it was either him or some unfortunate fella

who looked just like him.

Gene, Gene, Gene!

It's Gene fucking Hackman! Whoo!

We went hard, everybody talking

about the end of the world.

Felt like God was giving us a second shot.

- Get it, Gene! - Get it, Gene!

So we took some shots, a whole bunch of 'em.

[UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC]

? ?

We found an after-party.

[PANTING]

We hung out for a bit.

? ?

[BOTH GRUNTING]

? ?

Wait, hold up. Did you fuck Dusty Daniels?

I doubt it. But you never know.

Y2K.

We threw caution to the wind, boy.

So y'all for sure touched dicks.

Well, we might have touched dicks.

Look, that ain't the important part of the story.

I put in a good word for y'all with Dusty.

Now he's getting bored with the Simkins crew.

Says they whine too much about their dead parents.

I think that door might still be open for you now.

Okay, I'll bite.

What do we have to do to get him back?

Well, you know how old Dusty likes himself a competition.

So it seemed like the best bet would be for y'all

to prove your worth by going head to head

with the Simkins family

on the premier episode of "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers."

- Oh, God. - Ha, the winner gets Dusty!

Imagine that, two famous Christian families

just duking it out for Dusty.

Come on, again with this "Bible Bonkers" bullshit?

Give it up.

If you want Dusty back,

green light my fucking show.

Pew, pew.

Whoo-whee, sucker.

? Praise ?

? ?

? Praise ?

Jesus.

Son of a...

So what we coming here for?

Well, I gotta use their coin counting machine.

There's maybe... I don't know...

Right there, 30 bucks right there.

30 bucks won't even get us half a tank of gas.

Well, that's half a tank more

than we got right now, smart guy.

All we gotta do is get to the Gemstones.

You need to learn the value of a dollar.

- Have fun. - Come on.

Let's go do the Coinstar together, huh?

Maybe get you a candy bar,

depending on how much we got left, but...

You do the coins. I don't need a candy bar.

I'll stand watch.

All right.

I appreciate you, Chuck.

You're a good boy, standing up with your pa

while the rest of the world turns their backs.

You know, you're all I've got left.

[CHUCKLES]

I love you, buddy.

I love you too, Pa.

[SOFT MUSIC]

? ?

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

? ?

What?

12.38? God damn it.

[EXPLOSION]

[ALARM BLARING]

[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

[COUGHING]

[SOFT MUSIC]

? ?

[CAR ALARMS BLARING]

? ?

Chuck!

Chuck!

Authorities are still searching

for this person of interest.

Peter Montgomery, 64,

had rented the truck with the bomb.

It's still unknown whether he escaped or died in the blast.

We will continue to follow this story as it develops.

How come they ain't said nothing about Chuck, Mama?

Why do you think?

'Cause there ain't nothing left of him.

- Oh, don't say that. - Let's stay positive.

Chuck, poor, poor Chuck.

[SOBBING]

Daddy.

Psst, Daddy.

Remember how we were talking about how

we were doing "Bible Bonkers"?

We need to get two more members to round out our team.

We were hoping to get some ringers.

We were thinking, maybe you be one of our team members,

maybe, you know, Big Karl or Aunt May-May.

What the hell is he talking about?

Baby, maybe out of respect for Chuck, we just...

Oh, no, that's the thing, though, Amber,

was we were gonna ask Chuck 'cause he is a huge Bible nerd,

but it's like, obviously, now...

So now we have to settle for Karl or May-May.

- Still good choices. - That's enough.

Hey, y'all, let's do it for Chuck, you know?

If he's dead like the news is making it

really, really seem like he is,

he would want us to win Dusty back.

He would.

- My son! - Mama?

We could do an in memorandums title card

in the credits for him.

- In memorials. - It's "in memoriam."

- The memoriams? - Dad, that would be sick.

To Chuck.

[LAUGHTER]

How many times have you heard me

give that speech?

Something about this time that even some Hebrews

came up to me.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, looky here.

Boys, boys, boys, are we doing chuckles?

[LAUGHS]

Simkins, I really hope you've enjoyed your time

with the Slick Bandit.

We'll see where old Dusty lands after my family

whips your family's ass on "Bible Bonkers."

Better hush that cussing, Jesse,

lest ye want another white slap.

Don't you know who you are up against, Jesse?

Vance here knows the entire New Testament by heart.

His biblical knowledge runs deep.

Hell, my family's biblical knowledge runs deep too.

Your family don't stand a chance, Jesse.

We're gonna humiliate you on "Bible Bonkers"

on your own network.

Let all your followers see how far

the mighty Gemstone empire has fallen.

They're all gonna leave you. Even God will forsake you.

- Son of a bitch. - [BELL RINGS]

No acts of violence will be tolerated in the chambers.

A black slap will be administered if so.

- What the hell's a black slap? - You get naked for that one.

I dare you. Get the black slap.

Boys, boys.

Save it for the quiz show.

Fine, the quiz show it shall be saved for.

Can't wait.

Jesse.

- Jesse. - [MOCKINGLY] Jesse, Jesse.

You keep on truckin'.

Don't you tell me how to walk.

- I truck everywhere I walk. - Uh-huh.

This'll be your face at the quiz show.

Oh, yeah? How about this?

How's that?

Yeah, don't get dizzy on your way out.

[SOFT ORGAN MUSIC]

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[SOMBER MUSIC]

[CRYING] They took my son away from me.

And what now?

What am I supposed to do now?

I don't...

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[SIGHS]

Lord.

Lord Jesus.

I am in my darkest hour.

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I am but a lost sheep

in the need of a shepherd, please.

Please give me a sign, Lord Jesus.

Please.

[GROANS] I'm gonna...

[METAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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[TENSE MUSIC]

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Oh, shoot.

[SOFT MUSIC]

I will not fear the terror of the night,

nor the arrow that flies by day,

nor the pestilence that stalks the darkness,

nor the plague that destroys the midday.

Dear Lord, you are our fortress and our refuge.

- Amen. - Amen.

[SOBBING]

Crying won't do no good, son. Stay strong.

The Lord's will shall be done.

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Hello, Mama.

Karl.

Chuck, Chuck!

- Chuck, you're alive! - Thank you, God.

Chuck, oh, my gosh!

- Oh, Chucky! - Thank you.

- Oh, my God, Chuck! - My son!

Oh!

- Mama. - Oh, Chuck.

Oh!

The Lord has delivered him back to us.

Actually, I just hitchhiked here.

That explosion was meant for y'all Gemstones.

Chuck saved you.

I made sure there were no people nearby

when I set it off.

I needed to break away.

I started to realize it right after you left, Karl.

Why were you, like, super mean to us

the whole time we were held captive?

I didn't want y'all to die or get hurt.

I just wanted Pa to get that money.

I thought y'all could afford it.

I'm sorry, cousins.

Uncle. I know it ain't no excuse.

But I am sorry.

I have to admit, you keeping us from blowing up

in an explosion is a pretty good way to make it up to us.

- Very thoughtful. - Creative too.

Well, I, for one,

do not accept this betrayer's words.

So if you'll excuse me, I have a quiz show program

to make preparations for.

[PAUL GILREATH'S "STAND ON YOUR OWN"]

? ?

? There comes a time ?

? When you face the truth alone ?

? Stand up and fight your battle ?

? Leaving your own inhibitions behind ?

? Stand on your own ?

? There's no retreat, there's no surrender ?

? Stand on your own ?

Hey, cuz.

? For you must choose what your heart tells you ?

Jesse.

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Look, I don't expect you to forgive me

or be cool cousins with me anymore.

I know I done you wrong.

I just... I wanted to see what it'd be like

to have my daddy again, see what he could teach me.

Wasn't what I expected.

Homie's a damn militia leader.

I don't know what sort of daddy/son lessons

you were hoping to snag from that.

That's easy for you to say.

You got your daddy around, and he helps you all.

Barely, I mean, yeah, sure, he gave us our houses, and,

you know, fancy stuff, and the church,

but that's fucking all.

That other stuff is a lot.

Well, I'd trade every bit of it

if he'd just act like he was proud of me every now and then

instead of always looking at me

like he's half-ass embarrassed.

An old man looking at you like that your whole entire life,

I'd say that's worse than having no daddy at all.

I guess we do have that in common.

Look to our daddies for guidance.

But we're grown. It's up to us now.

[SOFT MUSIC]

Yeah, it is. I'll tell you what.

You promise not to betray my family

or participate in any sort of kidnapping plots

against me or people that are important to me,

then I will forgive you.

Just know that if you go back on your promise,

then I will kill you, and it'll be fair,

and there'll be nothing you can say about it.

- How would you kill me? - I don't know.

Maybe shoot you.

I can stab you, cut you up,

chop your little body into pieces.

Maybe radiation poisoning. Anything I desire.

You won't see it coming, but you will be dead.

It won't matter anyway. I'll never betray you again.

- Or do kidnappings? - Or do kidnappings.

Cool cousins again?

Cool cousins.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Gemstones and Montgomerys, oil and vinegar,

fire and ice, but not tonight, dear Lord.

Tonight we thank you for joining us here

together as one.

One family to defeat another family

to win the riches of yet another man,

a race car man.

Please, dear heavenly Father, give us the strength,

courage, and dexterity to beat the Simkins.

Let us be victorious today, united as one.

- BOTH: Amen. - Whoo!

I'm really feeling like we might be able to pull this off.

Mm-hmm, me too. Thanks for joining the squad, cuzzes.

We know y'all are huge Bible nerds.

So fuck yes.

We are. We know our stuff.

- [KNOCK AT DOOR] - Hey, knock-knock.

Oh, hey, come to say hi before the show?

I came to say thank you.

Now, having my own game show

has always been a dream of mine.

And y'all made that come true, now.

You've always dreamt of being a game show host?

- You're goddamn right, Jesse. - Okay.

Now, I know y'all see me as a mentor figure.

It's no mystery that y'all are basically orphans.

I mean, your mama's dead, your daddy's out to lunch,

but who stepped up?

Me, I had to step up, and I had to guide you,

and counsel you, and hold you.

Well, I feel like I'm your daddy.

- Oh. - Yeah.

You didn't do any of those things you just said.

I've done all of it. I am all y'all's daddy.

- BOTH: Not my daddy. - You're not my daddy.

- Now, I'm your daddy. - You ain't my daddy, boy.

- Yes, I am. - You are not our daddy.

- I am your daddy. - Not our daddy.

- You ain't my fucking daddy. - Hush!

- Okay. - I said I'm your daddy.

- You ain't my daddy. - Listen to me.

I know you got a lot riding on this game tonight.

So to show you my appreciation and to let you know

how much I love you, I'ma get distracted

and leave these here deck of cards with the answers

to tonight's questions on them in your dressing room.

Oh, I'm distracted. I'm not paying attention.

I don't know. Did I leave something here?

Get over here. Good luck.

- Judy. - Okay.

What the fuck is going on right now?

Now be a star. And hey.

Uh-huh.

I'm proud of you.

Now go cheat.

- Seems dishonest to me. - Yeah, no duh, Chuck.

With those, there's no way in hell we would lose to them.

You know I ain't above cheating.

Use our family's wealth to purchase a win

or hire some fellas to go into their dressing room

and beat the fuck out of them, so they're incapacitated

for the tournament tonight.

Okay, let's do that.

But that would not be the behavior of a righteous man.

Tonight we beat these motherfuckers fair and square.

Tonight we fucking earn this one.

- Whoo! - God damn it.

Well, I am so proud of you, Jesse.

That being said, we are definitely gonna lose now.

You know what, this is gonna take too long.

- Oh. - Oh, God dang.

There, now no one look at the cards

'cause they got my cock cooties on them.

Now let's go win.

- Amen. - Whoo!

- Let's win! - Come on!

- Let's go! - Okay.

I never thought I'd see the day when our grown children

were together on a quiz show, Eli.

- [BOTH LAUGH] - That is kind of crazy.

Oh, my God, is that who I think it is?

Damn, it's Peter. That is him.

[TENSE MUSIC]

Follow him discreetly.

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Amen.

[WHISPERING] Go bonkers.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

Who did Jesus bring back to life?

ALL: Lazarus!

What is the color of death's great horse?

ALL: Pale!

And who put all the animals on the boat?

ALL: Noah!

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- ? Let's go ? - ? Bible bonkers ?

? Buzzing in in the name of the Lord ?

? Bible bonkers ?

? Where Jesus has the highest score ?

? From Abraham and Sarah to Adam and Eve ?

? A little burning bush to an olive tree ?

? Let's go Bible bonkers ? - ? It's time to play ?

- ? God's favorite game ? - ? Bible bonkers ?

? Bible bonkers ? - ? God's favorite game ?

Whoo!

Welcome to the very first episode

of a soon-to-be Christian cultural phenomenon,

"Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers"!

I'm so blessed to have you here.

You're from all over the world, and that's a big ask,

considering the price of gasoline these days.

Everything is so expensive, even wood.

If Noah was alive today,

he couldn't have built the ark out of wood.

He would have had to make a dinghy.

[LAUGHTER]

All righty, let's bring out our first contestants.

Bonker Boys, bring out the Gemstone family!

Yes! Come on, baby!

? ?

All right, all right.

Now let's bring out their opponents,

the Simkin family!

? ?

All right, all right.

Let's have the team captains please come up here...

- You got it, Jesse, go on now. - To the buzzer podiums.

Let's go, there's a lot on the line tonight.

So let's get at 'em. First question, here we go.

How long was Lazarus dead for

when Jesus brought him back to life?

[BUZZER CHIMES]

- Four days. - Four days, that is correct.

That's a point, Simkins.

Next one. Next person come up.

- That's my brother! - Let's go, Gemstones!

Shake it off, shake it off.

Judy, you got this!

- Give me some sugar now. - Okay.

Whoa!

It's fine! He's my uncle!

Next question.

What is the shortest Bible verse?

[BUZZER CHIMES]

John 11:35, "Jesus wept."

- Yeah, duh. - All right!

Another point for the Simkins.

- Judy! - See, I knew that.

Don't worry. I got this.

- Yeah, go on, get on up there. - All right.

Kelvin Gemstone!

Finish the scripture:

James 1:5, "If any of you lack wisdom, let him..."

- [BUZZER CHIMES] - Ask of God!

- God, I knew it. - That is correct!

- Yes! - [MOUTHING]

- Nicodemus. - Correct!

- An ark of bulrushes. - Correct!

Another point for the Simkins!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Where's he going?

He's going to the church.

What?

? ?

Peter, what the hell are you doing?

Stop!

Don't come any closer!

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- Ha! - It's my new bomb!

Young and eager, don't you try it.

See this here?

I Bluetooth connected the bomb to my Fitbit.

Acts as a dead man's switch.

If my heartbeat stops,

Mr. Fitbit here tells Mr. Bomb to explode.

So don't try anything!

What is with you and bombs now?

Pfft, you're a damn fool, Peter!

I got nothing left!

Don't you know?

We lost him, May-May. We lost our boy.

He's the only thing I had left in this world,

and now he's gone.

Chuck ain't dead, you idiot!

He's in the studio you're trying to blow up!

Chuck set the bomb off! He did it to get away from you.

Wait.

Now, the Gemstone family lost that first round,

which means the team captain is sent

to the Hurricane Booth!

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- The hell's a Hurricane Booth? - You about to find out.

Bonker Boys, take him away!

- No. - Let's go!

- No, no. - Yeah, come on out.

Oh, get him out.

Great going! In the box!

Let's go. Get him over.

Keep going to the Hurricane Booth.

This is the bonkers part of the program!

Now every single time the Gemstones get one wrong,

we gon' blast Jesse in the Hurricane Booth!

[SCREAMING]

[LAUGHTER]

So you turned Chuck against me too, huh?

It's all your fault any of this happened, Eli.

It's always been your fault.

You don't gotta do this.

You know it's not what Christ would want.

Well, come to think of it,

nowadays, I don't even know what Christ wants.

[SOFT MUSIC]

But I do know he always seems to have the Gemstones' backs.

There's one thing I keep telling myself

to make me feel better.

The Lord builds them up,

so when they fall,

they fall harder than any of these righteous...

What is that?

A bug just knocked its ass on your mouth.

[CHUCKLES] Ugh.

- Whoa. - Whoa!

Hey, hey! Damn.

Hey! Whoa!

Look!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

? ?

Now, from the book of Leviticus...

[INSECTS BUZZING]

- Everybody get inside! - Agh!

? ?

Go, go, go, go, go!

[SCREAMS]

[ALL SCREAMING]

? ?

Fuck!

[GRUNTS]

? ?

Son of bitches!

? ?

[METAL CREAKING]

? ?

[SCREAMING]

? ?

Baby Billy!

? ?

[WHIMPERING]

Chuck!

Karl!

? ?

I got you, Dusty! Let's go!

Oh, no!

Oh, God.

[STAGGERING]

Jesse, where are you?

Jesse!

Amber! Amber!

Dad! Go, go, I got 'em.

- I got 'em. - Come on, let's get Jesse!

Let's go!

Jesse, Jesse, where is Eli?

- Go! Come on! - Come on!

My boys!

- [CRYING] - May-May!

May-May!

Come on, let's get her.

Get in! In here.

Let's go.

Oh, oh!

Ah! Get down here.

[GRUNTING]

BJ!

Judy!

Keefe! No!

Come on, Pa. Pa! Pa, come on.

Come on, let's go.

Let's go!

Don't you let go of me.

Never!

- Go! - I got you, Keefe!

- Jesse! - Come on, get in there!

? ?

No!

Jesse, where are you going?

I gotta find my daddy!

[MOUTHS WORDS]

What did he say?

He went to find some titty!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Goddamn!

? ?

[GRUNTS] Daddy!

Daddy! Daddy!

[COUGHING]

- Jesse! - Dad!

? ?

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[SOMBER MUSIC]

? ?

[PENSIVE WESTERN MUSIC]

? ?

We gonna have to do some reshoots.

? ?

Dusty, you okay?

I've been so worried about you.

? ?

[WHISPERING HOARSELY] Whoo-whee, sucker.

Well, Dusty, come on, now.

[SIGHS]

Oh, hey, guys. I was looking all over for you.

Where were you? Come here.

What?

? ?

You all right?

Okay, good.

You all right?

That was God.

That was God talking to us,

just as sure as I'm talking to you.

That was God's hand, Peter.

I know it was.

Chuck didn't die in that explosion, Papa.

He sees that, Karl.

And I'm glad.

I thought I got you killed.

[TENDER MUSIC]

Seems like me getting out of prison's

the worst thing could've happened

to this family.

I should never have come home

and brought all this misery upon y'all.

No, no.

The worst thing that happened to this family

was when you got locked up.

I blamed everyone else, even Eli,

but truth is,

this all happened cause we had our own problems.

I mean, you were just trying to make our lives better,

more comfortable, and I...

I never supported you.

I'm really sorry for that, Peter.

I don't think I've ever heard you say

you're sorry before, Mama.

Yeah, 'cause she's never said it before.

Well, I'm saying it now.

? ?

I love you guys.

? ?

- I love you, Dad. - [CHUCKLES]

God moves in mysterious ways.

? ?

I feel like I got my family back.

Oh, jeez.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

? ?

The dead man's switch.

? ?

[QUAVERS]

The bomb! It's set to explode!

What did he say, a bomb?

- [ENGINE TURNS OVER] - Oh, shit.

It's gonna vaporize this whole place!

There's only one thing I can do,

and that's drive it out of here!

But Pa, you'll... You'll blow up.

[RESOLUTE MUSIC]

Peter, no!

- Pa! - Daddy, no!

To tomorrow's fires!

- No! - No, no!

No, Daddy!

Pa!

[SOMBER MUSIC]

? ?

Pa...

Papa, no!

? ?

Oh, jeez!

[CRYING]

Friends, we are here today

to say goodbye to a wonderful man,

a true legend,

NASCAR's own Dusty Daniels.

People knew him as the Slick Bandit.

He lived big,

drove fast,

and spoke from the heart.

Our family was lucky enough

to get close to Dusty.

Before he passed away peacefully in his sleep,

he entrusted his estate to us,

and we couldn't be happier

to put his money to good use in his name.

He will be missed

but not forgotten.

So together,

we say

"Whoo-whee, sucker"

one last time

for the fastest man on four wheels.

ALL: Whoo-whee, sucker.

? ?

How do you fix your life

when everything goes up in smokes?

Good question.

It's one that I ask myself every single day,

because marriage isn't easy.

But by using the System,

my wife and I are now doing better than ever.

Trust me, I did not think

the System would be any good at all.

Getting handed this box of the System,

we were so mad. We wanted to kill.

We thought, "What is this scam? Why is it $500?

"Why is Amber at our house, giving it to us?

Like, everything about this is shady."

- [CLEARS THROAT] - But then we tried it,

and it helped everything:

our friendship, our love, our laughter.

Thank you so much, the System.

See what the System can do for you.

I really was off about you.

I mean, I used to dread if I had to go something

and I knew you were gonna be there.

- Mm. - Like, "Oh, man, fuck me.

"Now I'm gonna have to, like, make conversation

with the dumb, mean bitch my brother's married to."

Because you don't feel that way anymore.

I mean, I'm not trying

to, like, be best friends or nothing.

Right.

I'm doing compliments.

This is a cool moment for you.

I'll never forget it.

Here we are again,

parked outside of another shop of sin.

God's work is never done.

Should we wait for the other Smut Busters to get here,

or just do, like, a test run, me and you?

Yeah, let them know we are watching,

judging their lifestyle,

you know, what they do in their spare time.

Yeah, like,

judge what people do in their bedrooms,

- behind closed doors. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Or...

we could just let this one go.

Let it go?

Yeah, like, maybe there are other ways to serve the Lord.

Maybe this is the kind of situation

where you live and let live, you know?

Live and let live, you say?

Yeah.

That was just an expression I made up

on the spot right there.

Popped to my head like magic.

Wow.

[MILITARISTIC MUSIC]

I look like an asshole.

Your journey to becoming

a man worthy of the Gemstone name

begins today.

There comes a time in every kid's life

where he's gotta move out of his parents' house,

strike out into the world on your own,

push yourself to achieve things you never thought possible.

You didn't do that.

You literally live

on the same property as Granddad.

You know, there was a time when I would've slapped the taste

out of your fucking mouth for saying that to me,

but not anymore,

because you're right.

I didn't earn it.

It was given to me.

I wonder who I would've been

if I would've had to work for it,

if I had to fight tooth and nail to survive.

I'd like to think I could've done it,

but I'll never know.

I don't want that for you.

I'm fine with that being how it goes for me.

Seriously, Dad.

You're gonna earn it.

You're gonna be a better man than me when it's done.

It's my gift to you.

A gift?

You're making me go to a fucking military school.

I'm making sure you learn how to fly, my son.

Come here.

I love you.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

? ?

They're gonna eat his fucking ass alive.

Now that you're all healed,

I take it you'll be leaving me

looking for a new driver.

Well, Granddad, if I stayed and didn't leave...

You can drive for me as long as you want,

but don't let it keep you from following your calling.

Well, Grandad, that's the thing. Uh...

if I wanted to learn to do what you do,

would you teach me?

[SOFT MUSIC]

You wanna preach?

Yeah, I think I might.

? ?

- Got one. - Oh!

Ease on.

- There it is. - Come on, keep him.

[UPBEAT BANJO MUSIC]

? ?

? Give me a word, give me a sign ?

? Show me where to look ?

? And tell me, what will I find? ?

? What will I find? ?

? Lay me on the ground, fly me in the sky ?

? Show me where to look ?

? And tell me, what will I find? ?

? What will I find? ?

? ?

? Yeah ?

? ?

? Oh ?

? Heaven let your light shine down ?

? ?

? Oh ?

? Heaven let your light shine ?

Oh, wow.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

? ?

? Love is in the water ?

? Love is in the air ?

? Show me where to go ?

? And tell me, will love be there? ?

? Will love be there? ?

? ?

? Teach me how to speak, teach me how to share ?

? Teach me where to go ?

? And tell me will love be there? ?

My turn, fuckers!

? Will love be there? ?

? ?

[SCREAMING] Yeah!

? ?

? Oh ?

? Heaven let your light shine down ?

? Heaven let your light shine down ?

? ?

? Oh ?

? Heaven let your light shine ?

? ?

Let's fucking go!

? ?

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

? Heaven let your light shine down ?

? Let it shine, let it shine ?

? Let it shine ?

? Heaven let your light shine down ?

? Let it shine ?

? Heaven let your light shine down ?

? Shine ?

? Heaven let your light shine down ?

? ?

? Heaven let your light shine down ?

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