Original subtitles

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

That's Beastie's scream.

And it's coming from the bathroom.

What is it?

Shh. There'll be a man up in here.

Looks at 'im. Looking at me all like a creep.

You be creepy, yo.

That's your reflection.

I ain't gots time to think about my life.

That fool won't stop looking at me.

No, Beast Boy.

You are looking in the mirror.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

You guys must think I am a weirdo.

Uh, maybe a little.

Super weird.

Also, the weird "A's," weird "E's," weird "I's," weird "U's," and weird sometimes "Y's."

Crime alert! We can talk about how weird Beast Boy is later.

Titans, go!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Soon, I will have all of Jump City's precious pizza.

Robin!

How's you get over there when you was over here?

The shame be upon you, Robin.

Surely, you do not need all the pizzas for yourself?

That's not me.

Obviously, that's an impostor.

How can you be so sure?

Nice try.

Titans, go!

I say, Titans, go!

No, I say, Titans, go!

How's we gonna figure out which is which?

We can ask them something only the real Robin would know.

Oh, the real Robin would know my favorite of the colors.

Yes. I know this. I uh...

I-it's, uh... Purple?

The real Robin would know I do not have the favorite

because all the colors are full of the beauty!

The impostor!

Stop! Stop!

Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Only the real Robin would cry like that.

I'd recognize those sobs anywhere.

Stop! Stop!

Reveal yourself.

It seems I am too clever for the Teen Titans, no?

A shape-shifting Madame Rouge. I should've known.

Release the pizzas.

Never! Pizza is an abomination.

I will destroy the Earth's pizza supply,

and replace it with pierogi and borscht.

Ew!

We won't let that happen.

Titans, go!

You cannot stop me, Titans.

We have to find Madame Rouge before she strikes again.

I'll get it.

What is it this time?

Probably another mirror.

Who is you?

I is me.

How come you looks like me?

How come you looks like me?

I asked you first.

I asked you second.

And two is more than one.

I think.

What is the happening?

I don't know, but that's a lot of bad grammar.

Wait a second. Is I you?

Is you me?

I so confused!

Okay. Don't hurt yourselves, brainiacs.

This is Beast Boy.

Who is you... Uh, who are you?

I'm Beast Girl!

Did you tracks me down

'cause we're some of them good old, long-lost relatives?

No, pooh.

I was just out minding my own, doing my business

in the bathroom and then...

I sees this creepy green lady looking at me. I freaked out!

And ran, and ended up here.

Looks like you got a double, Beastie.

Wow. A girl version of me.

This is blowing my minds!

Is this blowing your minds?

'Cause it's blowing my mind!

Oh, my God.

My head is so blown.

Wait. Hold up. What if...

Aah! It's Madame Rouge!

Who? Where?

You, girl. You's Madame Rouge. I knows it.

I don't think that's her.

You are being the weird A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y again, Beast Boy.

Oh, my bad.

Phew! I's was scared.

The real Madame Rouge is still on the loose.

Titans, back to your stations.

You all's mind if I go hang out with Beast Girl for a minute instead?

Sure, you don't really contribute much.

Cool. Thanks, Robin.

So, girl...

Tell me about your story.

Sweet! Let's takes a little stroll.

Where to?

Down them memory lane, son.

Way back in the day,

I was born in a jungle.

Me too, yo.

And my parents was scientists.

Mine's too.

Then I got bit by this crazy green monkey.

No way! I gots bit by a green monkey, too.

Nuh-uh, bro.

Ya-huh, yo.

Then I gots real sick

and my moms and pops gave me this green serum to save my life.

I gots better, but I turned...

Green.

And I could turn into...

Animals!

Wow girl! We's got so much in common, yo.

Then I bet you know what I wants to do right now.

You knows, I do.

You know, Beast Boy, you's the first person in a long time

that don't make me feel like a weirdo.

Me too, yo. That's what's up.

That's what's up.

What up, Titans?

Greetings, dear friends.

What up, mind blowers?

Yeah, yeah, how you doing?

Oh, you again.

They kind of reminds me of my friends, yo.

You's got friends, too?

We's so much alike.

I got friends and you got friends.

We get it. You're alike!

Now, if you don't mind, we're trying to find Madame Rouge.

Who's this Madame Rouge ya'll keep talking about?

She's a super villain who can disguise herself as anyone.

Wait. Anyone?

Anyone at any time.

That means...

She could be me!

I mean, I could be her!

No way, girl.

We's too much alike for you to be anybody besides yourself.

But check it. Madame Rouge is a girl, right?

I is a girl, too!

Plus, my astronautical chart has all these pictures that says

I's gonna make a change.

Horoscopes always say vague stuff like that.

Also, I love me some pierogis.

Enjoying dumplings doesn't really mean anything.

But I gots here at the same time that she disappeared.

That's can only mean... I is her!

Wow, okay. You two have a lot in common.

You fools don't believe me?

I is Madame Rouge.

And I'll proves it.

Whoa, what you doing, fool?

Capturizing you, fool.

'Cause I is the evil Madame Rouge.

Bu-but I thought we was friends.

Me too.

But I guess that was all part of my evilness to try and trick you.

Bu-but, you was like my sister to me.

Beast Boy, you got to get through to her.

Listen, yo.

I don't know where all this evilness is coming from, but it ain't you.

How do you know?

'Cause, you's the only person who makes me feel normal, Beast Girl.

There ain't nothing evil about that.

You's right, Beast Bro.

Sorry, guys.

I guess I'm not Madame Rouge.

You most certainly are not.

You were here the whole time?

Hiding right under your backsides.

Ew!

By this time tomorrow, all of world's pizza will be replaced

by my pierogi and borscht.

You won't get away with this.

But of course I will.

There is no one left to stop me.

Let them go, you evil British lady!

Not a chance. These Titans could not stop me.

And neither will you.

We'll sees about that, boo!

Opposite gender Titans, go!

Such strength!

Such agility.

Such... normal sized hands.

My guy is cool.

The boy me is quite formidable.

Hence the handsome.

Yeah, that's my girl right there.

That's what's up!

Opposite Gender Titans, you were the amazing.

Especially, the you.

Great, thanks for all the help.

Hope to repay the favor some day.

I's really glad we met, yo.

Me toos. Now, I know I ain't such a weirdo after all.

That's what's up.

That's what's up.

Wait. I just realized something.

If I ain't Madame Rouge,

maybe you is.

Oh! Is I?

Is you?

Maybe I is.

Now, I gots to defeat you in my evilness, yo.

Yo, you was like a brother to me.

Weirdos.