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♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Ah, what a wonderful, traditional Thanksgiving meal.

The cranberry log.

Yeah, cranberry.

The yams with marshmallows on top.

The weird green bean dish

that has almonds in it for some reason.

I have a condition.

And most importantly, this big beautiful bird.

Man, oh, well.

What's with you guys?

Come on. It's Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving is the worst, bro.

Thanksgiving, worst?

Blasphemy!

Literally, every other holiday is better than Thanksgiving.

It is true.

Upon the Halloween one don Johnson's the fun costumes.

Upon the Easter, one searches for the multi-colored ovoids.

And on the Christmas, you ain't be giving no thanks,

you be getting them presents.

Thanksgiving is just the same food at the same table

with the same people getting into the same arguments

about politics.

And you should be thankful for that.

Those are all time-honored Thanksgiving traditions.

So we gots to do all that nonsense

just 'cause it's traditions?

Yes, that's how traditions work!

Are not the people that you spend the holiday with

more important than the traditions?

Nope. Now let's celebrate.

I have a lot to be thankful for,

so I'll go first.

I am thankful for

my tight butt

and toned abs.

Gross.

Who would like to go next?

Ahem. I's got something to be thankful for, bro.

That's wonderful, Beast Boy. Please, go ahead.

From the bottoms of my heart,

I am thankful for poop.

You can't be thankful for poop!

But I am!

I'm thankful for all the good poop in the world.

♪ All that awesome poop in France ♪

♪ Makes me wanna sing and dance ♪

♪ All that poop in Italy makes me feel all wiggly ♪

♪ Russia, Egypt, Bangladesh ♪

♪ All their poop is super fresh ♪

♪ Guatemala, Liechtenstein ♪

♪ I'm about to lose my mind ♪

Argh! Sit down!

Raven, what is something you're thankful for?

And it better not be poop.

I'm thankful for having a friend like you, Robin.

Why thank you, Raven.

I, I... Wait, was that sarcasm?

Yes.

Starfire, be thankful,

and it can't be sarcastic

or about poop!

I am thankful that the Christmas is only one month away.

Terrible.

Moving on.

Look at this big beautiful turkey.

I am just so thankful right now.

- So... - Bored.

Ooh...

This glistening bird doesn't excite your senses?

Ew.

Eating of the turkey bird gives me the sleepies.

Because turkeys are loaded with...

Which is basically turkey juice that makes you fall asleep.

So disgusting and so boring.

Or we could spice things up

and make this bad boy into a turkducken.

It has to be turkey! That's the tradition.

Oh, it's turkey, all right.

A turkducken is a turkey...

...stuffed with a duck...

...stuffed with a chicken.

Three birds in one, dude.

Three birds!

That is not a turkey, it's an abomination!

But are not the three birds superior to the singular bird?

No, it's an affront to the holiday!

Now everybody eat.

Argh. I'm full.

No, you're not.

It's tradition to eat until you can't eat any more,

and then go back for seconds.

Ah, but the stomachs are at the capacity.

Ah, did-a-did-a-da, I don't wanna hear it.

It's Thanksgiving!

Eat until you regret everything you've put into your body.

Are you sure that's a good idea, bro?

Yes.

Cyborg, why don't you share a political opinion?

Fine. I think the government should do everything it can

to make sure its people are well cared for.

You are out of your mind, Cyborg!

Out of your mind!

You'd sell us all out

to them fat cats up in Washington!

The obese cats are not to be shamed,

and I will fisticuff anyone who disagrees.

Power trip!

Thanksgiving is exhausting.

Maybe it's time for a new holiday!

With the new traditions.

On traditional traditions.

A holiday where we can be as ungrateful as we want.

The opposite of Thanksgiving!

Whoa, Titans, you can't change Thanksgiving traditions.

Watch us. Come on, guys,

we got some Thanksgetting to do.

Pink cactuses, blinking lights,

cat balloons!

Where are the earth tones?

There's no autumnal theme!

Thanksgiving don't need no autumnal theme.

That's right. It's whatever you want it to be, baby.

Now what... What are you wearing?

Oh, that'll just be our Thanksgetting costumes, fool.

Holidays are more fun with costumes.

Now let us create the new holiday traditions.

I'll go first.

I ain't thankful for paper cuts.

Ow!

Ow!

I am not thankful for bees.

That's right, I said it.

You heard me.

I'm not thankful for sunburns.

See ya.

Argh, this is wrong. All wrong!

You've doomed us!

And I am not the thankful for Robin's stinky attitude!

Pee-yew!

You know we can't survive without the sun, right?

Phew, doggie, look at this spread.

I showed you the carving of the pizza.

Imma gonna go with the marshmallow cereal,

but Imma eat only all the marshmallows.

These dishes are inappropriate!

Can we have some cranberries from a can?

No!

Oh, Cranberry.

This is the best part of Thanksgetting day.

The getting!

Now let's open these babies up.

Woo-hoo!

An electric comb!

Sick!

Whoa, electric kicks!

Huh, the electric scratching post.

Meow.

Ho-ho, kale chips.

That's actually really thoughtful.

Who should I thank?

You ain't thanking no one, fool!

That's the reason for the season.

Thanksgetting is the greatest holiday ever.

What's happening?

I think we're about to pay the price

for breaking tradition.

It's the Thanksgiving turkey.

What's that fool doing here?

I'm here for vengeance.

You disrespected my traditions.

You barely said thanks.

And you made up your own

holiday.

Please, Thanksgiving Turkey, forgive my friends.

They didn't understand the importance

of the traditions.

Because they're boring, yo.

Of course they're boring,

but you follow them anyway.

Now prepare to feel

the wrath of Thanksgiving justice!

Gross! What is that?

I don't know, but I'm feeling...

Drowsy.

It is the tryptophan.

And now...

Time to stuff these birds.

- Wait. - You can't save them now.

I realize that.

But before you stuff them,

I just need to say one last thing.

I think the president is doing a great job.

You are out of your mind.

Hey, Turkey, stuff this!

I'm an abomination.

You are turkduck done.

Enjoy your watery gravy.

Whoa, that's pretty dark.

Ha, well, I hope we all learned some valuable lessons today.

We sure did, friend Robin.

Every time we don't listen to you, you have to save the day

with your big strong muscles.

That's right, Star.

And what about you, Cyborg?

I learned how important traditional meals

are to the holidays.

Booyah!

And I'm not thankful for poop anymore.

I'm glad we're finally on the same page.

Sorry for doubting you, Robin.

From now on, I'm just gonna keep my big mouth shut.

Ah, it warms my heart

to have such wonderful obedient friends

to share this magical holiday with.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.