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Stop! Stop! Gary, what the hell?

Court order for the seizure of assets. You have to pay property taxes, Maddie.

No, this is a mistake. I am negotiating a payment plan with them.

Well, I think they're done negotiating.

What? So are they taking my car? I am an Uber driver.

It is not my problem.

How the hell am I supposed to pay their taxes? Only one bartender.

My problem is, you just shut me up on the radio.

Is that what this is about?

No, I also have a contract with the county, but I'm giving a little explanation as to why I haven't heard from you since.

That would be nice. You can't just create ghost people. Three months is nothing.

Three months? How about more? In a good way.

Wait, Gary, please stop. You were right, okay?

My feelings for you were so strong that I was scared. I was scared.

It is true?

Yes, of course it is, stupid.

Just last night I was doing laundry and I thought to myself, I miss the damn thing.

I miss hearing what the planes were doing wrong.

What would you do differently if you were managing the team?

That would be much better, right?

That would be much better.

I saw a green sock the other day and I said, "It's Gary's."

It feels good. Stay in my car sometimes, okay?

YES. You know what? I will do it. Because it won't be here.

What?

He's my cousin!

Good morning!

He comes from Italy. Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin. He is my second cousin.

He is not culture.

Have you ever been in Italy?

I wanted closure and I got closure. Thank you.

Gary, come on. It was just a flame.

No, no, it wasn't. Not for me. My sister was right about you.

Wait, your sister who got arrested for elder abuse?

Well Gary. There is something seriously wrong with you.

What, you think you're so perfect? You are indecisive, which is annoying.

Okay, Gary, I'm sorry. Will you let me go? Today I start at the mall.

God, I know, I just can't decide.

You are an asshole

Do you think I chose it?

Hi Gary. what can i get you

Can I have banana bread? Actually, wait, wait.

Yes, I have to go. Lemon bread.

We'll heat it up… oh, no.

I don't even know what to do.

That will be $4.50.

Right.

HEY! What the hell are you doing?

I'm trying to save my house, Gary!

What the hell?

No no no no no!

You need to make things right, Maddy. One more violation and you lose your license.

What's the use of a driving license when I don't have a car?

My mother left me that house. It was paid. Can they do it?

Well, if you haven't paid your taxes, they can.

So these rich people come in and then our taxes triple? It's stupid.

The good news is that you have until September 1st.

It was paid.

Not without a car, mate.

Do you have any idea how much money I lose every day? I'm not Ubering.

Summer is when I make my net for the year.

understand.

These people are moving, trying to push me out.

Do you have any idea how it feels?

Of course yes.

Thank you.

See you in the water.

Okay.

Yes, the new house, right on the water.

I just left the old site. It has to come out.

Chew tea with lime?

Yes, I take them by boat every day.

We don't open until noon.

No problem. I'll call you right away.

Well, it's noon.

It's 1157.

YES.

What time is it now?

1156.

Why don't you go wait in your boat and I'll sound the fog horn when we're open.

What's wrong with you? Just ask if you're fucking dreaming.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, stop it! What is happening here?

Sir, I'll make you a drink. Good God.

You know what? Since. You should fire him.

I can't fire him. He has a disability.

What? No I do not know.

You do not do it?

NO.

That's why I hired you.

nonsense.

You know what? We can't start summer like this, can we?

You can be a whore any other month of the year.

Being a whore in October. Become a whore in March.

Don't be a whore in June. Well? Because these people keep our lights on.

These people are the reason I'm losing my home.

I'm sorry Fern. I'm having a really crappy morning.

Yes I see it.

Do you know what helps me?

Folded napkins.

Oh, it only goes up to a thousand dollars.

Oh no, it's just the tires.

You won't find anything on Craigslist. I've looked everywhere.

You can always sell your kidney.

You can sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs.

The human body is a cash cow. People don't understand it.

Jim, I hear our little boy is getting dumber.

Well, I'm just trying to help. You can always rent the house.

NO. I can't stand the thought of those wine people in my house.

Hey, hey. Watch this.

Do you need a car for college? Meet our 19 year old son this summer.

He is a wonderful young man, extremely bright, but socially very shy.

He's never had a boyfriend and we've tried everything.

We are looking for an attractive, kind woman and intelligent in their 20s and 20s up

date and bring it out of its shell before he leaves for college in the fall.

In return, we'll give you a clean, rust-free, 40,000-mile Buick Regal, for serious inquiries only.

The date is in quotation marks.

It must be a joke, right?

NO. NO. Have you seen these parents in the helicopter?

They will do anything for their children. I'm surprised they won't fire them themselves.

However, she says early to mid 20's.

All right. I can go for that.

Well.

Maddie, you're not even renting the house, but now you're renting the badge?

Jim, the adults are talking.

Oh, just because I'm a guy, can't I have an opinion on this?

Exactly. Yes, yes. Shut up.

You have a street tattoo that covers your entire back.

I don't think you should tell anyone what to do with his body.

NO.

What about an OnlyFans page?

What is an OnlyFans page, Jim?

It would take too much time. I need a card now.

I'm just surprised they're even considering it. That's all I'm saying.

I made a stop the other night and didn't take any Buick Regals.

Yeah honey, you don't know this, but women have all kinds of reasons to have sex.

I mean, I had sex once because I didn't want to travel in the morning.

I had sex with a guy once to get away with playing Settlers of Catan.

I had sex with a guy once on a first date because I thought he was going to kill me.

Jesus. What do you mean "now, baby"?

He's talking about you, idiot.

Hey!

YES! This is!

Wait, take it out. There are no tourists. You guys are missing out.

Maybe not even true. It would be the fastest way to get a car.

Oh yes. The guy would probably celebrate his shorts as soon as he sees you.

Then he could just drive straight home.

My God. Jim.

Do you want my opinion? These people use us. So why don't we use them?

I just know my mom wouldn't want me to save that house.

YES. Things are so expensive here now. Do you think I want to wait tables after teaching kids all year?

Listen to me. If you are really concerned, you can use our van.

I'll send Sarah down there to shoot the baby.

What the hell's wrong with you?

Hey, I'm just trying to keep it light.

Do you really think that a child wants to have sex with you in your current state?

She goes back to the seat.

Just open it here.

Go to the seat.

It's freezing cold in here.

Go to the ocean!

You wait, keep driving.

Maddy!

Oh hello!

HI!

Having trouble finding the place?

I found it.

Oh, well, welcome to our home.

I'm Allison, and this is my husband, Laird.

Laird? like lasagna?

Lasagna? Nope, Laird.

Laird.

Laird.

I'm right?

Yes, one syllable. Laird.

Well.

Call me Laird.

I cannot.

So do I have to go up, or do you want to come down here?

Not you. You. Come on.

It would be nice.

Come up.

I only want that you know we have

the utmost respect for prostitutes.

I'm not a prostitute.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I know.

So, Maddy, tell us about yourself.

Where are you from?

Here, actually.

Wow, a local. I'm jealous.

You can live in paradise all year round.

I wanted to ask him on the phone.

How old are you?

I know you were looking for someone in their mid-20s.

I'm a little older.

Right. How old?

I just turned 29.

Recently?

Last year.

So you are 29 years old?

Last year.

And how old are you, like, now?

One more year.

So 30?

YES. 32.

Can I be honest?

I assume I'm here because you haven't found anyone yet.

And the reason you haven't found anyone yet is because young women are idiots.

It's not their fault. They're young.

But we are talking about his son.

What you need is someone who you look like a peer but he has the maturity to

be able to handle it by touch and the sensitivity that the situation requires.

She's fine.

Well. Good answer.

We've just been so worried about our son.

Percy is very loving, very sensitive and extremely intelligent.

Yes, he's going to Princeton next year.

Oh, I've heard of it.

He's a great musician, but he won't play for anyone.

He just has a lot of social problems.

You know, and as a mother, it's been really hard to look at these last four years.

She is always on the phone.

She doesn't leave her room.

She has no friends.

She doesn't talk to girls.

She doesn't drink. She doesn't go to parties.

She doesn't drive.

She doesn't do anything I do.

We can't send him to college like this.

You know, she would never have made it.

That's why you called in a professional.

Not a professional, just a girl who needs a car.

YES.

We didn't come to this so easily.

You know, we tried everything to get him out of his shell.

We are at the end of our rope.

I was shy when I was Percy's age, but I dated this girl before I went to college.

And she really opened me up sexually.

Well.

Barbara.

Either way, by the time I got to college, I was out of my shell and thriving.

And that's what we love about Percy.

And he?

YES.

Wow, he's adorable.

Is not he?

Mmmm.

So how does it work?

You know, the fire suppression system or...

That and we know his password.

Mmmm.

Isn't he gay?

NO. We've seen your internet history.

Yes, the porn is graphic, but not gay.

Large groups of people.

Not to sound like a gift horse in the mouth, but does it have to be a Buick?

That's just what dad drove.

Okay, so why don't you date Percy and the Buick is yours.

And don't go out with her alone, you know?

Get to know him, because he's a very good boy.

So when you say "meet her," do you mean meeting or dating her?

YES.

Yes it's correct.

Meet him.

Meet him hard.

Well.

I'll come up with her brain.

So he's in her room? Should I jump out and surprise him?

No, no, no, no, no. He's not here. He can't know.

No one can know.

No, nobody can know.

Besides, he would destroy it, which would defeat the purpose of building his trust.

Right right.

He volunteers at the animal shelter from 10 to 6, and we thought

that maybe you could go and behave like you want to adopt a dog.

And I don't think that happens, but if Percy meets someone organically...

I understand. You better go to work.

YES.

I'm moving. I go, I go, I go.

Greetings. Can I interest you in unconditional love?

Are you looking for something that will tire you out?

Can you help me?

Well, he mostly works with dogs. I deal with people.

You have a strange energy.

Don't worry. I have been neutered.

I love her.

Percy, can you help this lady?

Does she mind if she touches your Venus?

What?

your dog.

OH. YES.

Um, how can I help you?

I want to adopt a dog.

It's a cute cartoon.

It's an anime.

Yes, animated. That's what I said.

Excuse me. I need your help.

Oh sorry. Well.

What kind of dog do you want to adopt?

Well, I would like to adopt them all.

Which is dirtier?

The most confusing is Milo. This is Milo.

He's been here the longest.

He was a drug sniffer dog for the state police, but was forced to retire because he was addicted to COCAINE.

Cocaine?

Why! Turn it! Turn it! Turn it!

If he hears the word, he's encouraged.

I'm sorry, Milo. I just got out.

I will need to ask you a few questions to ensure you are a suitable candidate.

It's about everyone's needs for their own rules.

Oh, after a little rule, huh?

Yes, they are very important.

So is there like an office or a private place?

An office. Come straight this way.

Great.

Maddie Barker.

I feel so far away from you.

Um, husband?

I am currently single. Thank God too. You can have more fun, you know? Be spontaneous.

Not married.

Children?

No, God, no. Very young. I still enjoy it. Meeting new people. I love.

No children.

Why do you want to adopt a dog?

Because I can't have my own dog.

And what are you planning to do with a dog if you move?

I will not move.

What if you did?

I have lived here all my life. I'm not going anywhere.

Oh sorry. I didn't want to snoop.

Good, let's go.

We play cards face up.

Oh what? Already?

Ok, sorry. I will need to forward this request to my supervisor.

Oh come on. There must be more questions than that.

Yes I'm here. But I have to start closing. So yes, by the way, you can come back another day.

I may not want a dog another day. I want a dog now.

Well, then pet ownership might not be for you.

He actually sounds a lot like the kind of person we'd normally get a dog from.

How about I give you a ride home and we can keep talking? You are in my way.

How do you know where I live?

Your parents told me.

What?

It's in your folder.

Everything under control?

Hey Crispin, what's the company's policy on leaving early? It's like we super can't do that, right? Would that be, you know, edgy?

Oh come on. Let's go.

Well. Well.

You can finish yourself, right? I bet you always do.

Thank you.

Until we meet again.

Alright then. Approved.

Is it your car?

For tonight yes.

Actually, you know what? Not good, but I just remembered I've been here on a bike, so I'll keep it up.

Well, that's fine.

I'll put it behind.

You can come along with me.

Come on, I won't bite.

If you want me to.

Good, but no bite.

I go out every time I feel like it's been a few times.

Where's the rest of my seat belt?

It's a lap belt. Just pretend you're on a plane. I will be your flight attendant.

Why are you a flight attendant flying an airplane?

Because I killed the pilot and took control of the plane. You are my hostage.

This is not the way to my house.

Well.

Give me that.

What are you doing?

Our generation and our phones, huh?

I do not know.

Yes, over there.

Why?

You tried to kidnap me.

I can't kidnap you. You are 19 years old. Grow up.

You put me in a van and took my phone.

I'm not kidnapping you. First I want to give you all my personal information.

Why didn't you use your rape whistle?

Why should I have a rape whistle?

Why the hell do I need this?

We are sorry. Take the tube, please?

It is broken.

Is it water?

Did you just turn on the water?

what the hell with me?

I just thought maybe it was our date.

The throat.

Well.

OH.

I am sorry. I'm trying to help.

I am sorry.

I am sorry.

I am sorry. I am sorry.

I am sorry.

I am very sorry. I just didn't know what you were trying to do.

I just thought you were sexy.

Do you think I'm sexy?

YES.

You are super sexy.

Maybe we should go on a date, though?

I'm going to put on another dress.

Oh no. I didn't mean it now. I meant, you know, tomorrow. Like, a real date.

OH. YES. This is better.

Well. Tomorrow then.

Thank you for picking me up.

Until we meet again.

I can't believe this kid is going to Princeton. He's stupid as shit.

He is simply afraid of the world. They all are.

They grew up in the bubbles of Cayston.

My cousin is 20 years old. She still lives at home.

You won't go out without a helmet.

She could be a medical thing.

You know, the problem is the parents. They made him a child.

Anyway, I'll need the van tonight for my big meeting.

NO.

What?

NO. It's going to take me about a week to broadcast that thing. Sarah is pregnant. I can't get her to breathe those fumes.

You'll have to ask Fern to borrow that stuck car.

This will make her panties fall off.

Hey Mel.

Hi Mel.

Hello lads.

Have you heard of Mel?

She got herself a sugar daddy.

I'm glad you did.

So you won't have to worry about a car or property taxes.

NO. No way I'm going to be on call for a rich ass all summer.

If you see me doing this, it means I've completely compromised who I am.

And you can kill me. Because I gave up.

I should have had this Buick by now, but this guy can't be fooled.

So you look like an accountant in the Bahamas.

He was too hot for pants.

Greetings.

Greetings.

I am so glad we are doing this. The date was a great idea.

I loudly go to the doorman.

Oh yes. I know. The owner. All right.

It's just that I'm 21.

It doesn't matter here.

Well, I think it's a federal law.

Here is the waitress.

I hope my parents don't know I'm here.

Did they come here?

Ninth. They traced my phone.

Oh. Well. Do you have a microchip too?

Here she is. Fast.

What do you want, Maddie?

A long island iced tea for me and...

A cup of tea please.

We only have Coke.

OH. Want to go somewhere else?

NO. Percy, he too will have iced tea on Long Island.

Well.

Thank you.

I'm really tense.

Why? It's all OK?

YES. I just... I had this very intense dream about you last night. do not ask.

Obviously. It's private.

Do you ever have them?

Strong dreams? Um... Actually, yes.

Tell me.

Do you know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad?

Well.

I had this dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog.

So she locked me in one of the dog cages and she dragged me into her shelter.

I just kicked the cage and screamed.

And that ended you?

I did not.

How the hell is this a sex dream?

Ask me if I have intense dreams.

You are right. I should have been more specific.

When I was a kid I had nightmares about this song.

Why?

Because it's about a monster. A man eater.

He only goes out at night. Like, "Careful, kid. It's going to chew you."

I don't think that's what the song is about.

It's a look into the future.

Well. Long Island iced tea for America's lover. And one for the boy.

OH. Good news, however.

Today we have new dogs. So, you know, if you're still looking for...

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

Percy, you're going to college soon. You will have to learn to drink.

You can't spend your whole life scared of everything.

I'm not afraid of everything.

Come on. Open it. Take a medicine. Let's go boy.

I'm sure you will appreciate.

Very well. See what the tide has brought.

Hi Travis.

Well, I don't know if you've heard, but...

Great. Congratulations.

Thank you. Thank you.

I know, it turns out your little act of disappearing was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Well, I'm glad I can help you.

I know, my wife speaks three languages.

She is hot as hell. Sex is amazing.

And then we do everything together. Everything.

This is wonderful. Is her vagina dishwasher safe?

NO. She is a real person. Unlike you.

Want to know what the best part is?

When I told her I loved her, she reciprocated.

Instead of running away like a coward.

Well, that must have been a really hot second date.

Better be careful with this one.

It's slippery.

Until we meet again. Goodbye, Travis.

Is he your ex boyfriend?

More like a friend.

It seemed like you didn't really love him.

You met him. Do you like it?

I didn't have sex with him.

Would you? I called again.

Hi Travis!

No no no no.

I do not want to do it. Me only...

I don't know, I guess, why would you have sex with someone if you don't like them.

Because it was Christmas and I was lonely. I do not know.

But why did he disappear then?

What are questions? Can't we get drunk and have fun?

We are sorry. I'm just trying to get to know you.

Do you want to get out of here?

Yes please.

I think I'm a little drunk.

Yes, you drank too much.

No I wasn't.

God, I love the beach.

I feel so free here. or not?

um yes

However, I think it's closed.

Oh, it's after eight, so...

We may come back during opening hours.

Do we have an entire beach to ourselves?

Lots of red flags!

Let's go swimming.

Well, here are my saviors.

Perfect. We can go skinny dipping.

Oh, no swimming.

Ah, we tried.

You know, those rules are just a suggestion.

Come on, let's get out of these Daisy Dukes.

Maddie, I don't...

I'm ugly too. I knew it. I knew it.

What?

NO.

NO.

It seems like.

Not me...

I think you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen.

Truly?

Where beautiful?

Beautiful here?

O beautiful... here?

And the sharks?

Maddy, here!

Jellyfish?

Not in season!

It's really the lack of saviors that's causing me a problem.

I'm very...

Enter here now!

Alright, alright, alright, alright.

Come on, I promise nothing will happen.

Isn't that how it all started?

I will believe you.

See? Not so bad.

What we will do?

I do not know.

HI!

Hey, what are you two doing there?

We just do our taxes.

Your?

Yes, you don't need to follow them.

Undress.

Take off your dirty clothes.

They're taking our clothes.

Hey, bring it back to me!

Suck my balls!

I'm warning you!

Goodbye, season!

You said nothing bad happened.

We need to find an adult.

Percy, you're an adult!

Where are you going?

He's a butcher, but not...

Friend!

Oh damn!

Take it, brother!

Dude!

Wait, are you sure you want to release this?

We have lost one.

Heck, yes.

Come here, pussy!

Oh damn.

Connor!

What the hell?

And you?

Do you love business?

No, no, take it.

Think you can't steal clothes?

You need some dirty help.

Call the police and stay away from Montauk!

Where were we?

What happened there?

I have one up close.

Did you beat up those kids?

No, they apologized.

I heard shouting.

Who's apologizing?

I do not like this.

Someone is really on my case.

They have our clothes, our phones, our keys, our wallets.

I returned them.

What would you have done, nothing?

You should thank me.

I was trying to open a plan.

A plan to do what?

Call your mom and dad?

Suck it, Will.

Sorry, that was bad.

Let's call each other.

NO.

Why not?

Because it's like you're trying to eat me.

I will not have sex with someone I don't know.

It is better that way.

Believe me.

Not for me.

That does not make sense.

I finished.

I am sorry for you.

Hey hey!

Hey, give me my clothes.

Your shorts.

where is my phone

Is it in your car?

NO.

He can barely see.

It's not here, Percy.

Can we just check?

My parents should be able to know where I am.

Why?

You are a child?

Give me my phone!

Percy, take my hood off!

Not until you give me my phone!

I need it!

Ok, I guess we are.

Okay, very funny, Maddie.

Give me my phone!

I will need my phone!

I'll drive to dirty Chicago.

Give me my phone!

Don't test me.

Because I'm crazy.

I am stupid.

I'm stupid

I do not care.

Oh thank god.

Oh thank god.

Oh thank god.

I'm on probation.

I can't lose my licence.

What the hell are you doing?

Oh thank god.

I don't see any cops there.

I think we have lost them.

Are you sure?

Keep looking.

I can't believe you drove on the train tracks.

I thought we were going to die.

You were really brave to stand like this in the hood.

Most guys would have fallen.

I have pretty strong hands.

From piano lessons.

Oh, we must have some music.

Yes, yes.

Hey, thanks for these clothes, by the way.

I really like your house.

It is comfortable.

The bedroom is the best part.

I'll tell you later.

Oh, we're wearing the same shorts.

Did you grow up dancing?

Suck it.

YES.

Do you mean to drink the metal?

YES.

Yes, sometimes I break them.

YES.

Suck it.

Harder.

You can.

Well.

Excuse me

How long have you lived here?

As?

How did it get so small?

I mean, I'm his leg.

Do you want to change?

Do you want to go to the bedroom?

We can take the club.

YES.

are you OK

Yes, I want, I want, yes, I cheat just a little.

But come on.

Excuse me

My back itches too.

What?

This happens sometimes when I have anxiety.

I know you are really excited.

I am sorry.

This is for frying the boards, but it should.

I am very ashamed.

Not be.

I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a kid.

my boyfriend was there.

While we were dating, we both realized I had diaper rash from my dress.

I was 21

Don't have a door?

Diapers are underwear.

No I'm not.

Diapers are like bath clothes.

Well, I haven't used it.

Of course not.

There is a smile.

I don't have much to smile about.

I can barely leave my room.

I have lived in this house all my life.

Truly?

I left once when I was 18.

I had this personalized map of all the California beaches I would surf.

I made it all the way to New York City before turning back.

why did you come back?

I just realized that everything I need is here.

And my mom got sick, so...

I stayed to take care of him.

Why couldn't your father do it?

He raises his arms.

I had to change schools after that having slept through eighth grade and all

they found that I sometimes slept still in my parents room.

It turned into this rumor that I slept in the same

read with them, and it turned out that I had sex with them.

It was horrible.

Maybe because I've spent so much time alone.

Do not you have friends?

Yes, I have many friends.

Online only.

Having Jodi in my life also helps a lot.

WHO?

Jodi is my old nanny.

Return.

I'm sorry I couldn't have sex with you today.

I guess I'm a little romantic.

All right.

Maybe we can spend the day together tomorrow?

Then I promise to wear...

of Tinsley.

I will kill you

What the hell?

I will be angry with you.

Hello ladies.

It's a light.

There.

You can finally drink while naked.

You understand me.

What else?

Oh, close your eyes.

And he takes his finger out.

You are now stuck with me forever.

It's a finger trap!

OH.

Percy, get me out of this.

Stop, stop pulling, stop pulling.

Relax.

Just push it in.

Do you think we would have been friends in high school?

I think so.

I don't know, it seems to me that you were prom queen or something.

I didn't even go to prom.

What? Has anyone asked you?

Everyone has asked me. The teachers asked me.

I had an appointment and a suit.

What happened?

That was a long time ago. Who cares?

I'm interested.

Well, you asked me why my father didn't take care of my mother when she was sick.

That's because he was in town with his family.

They spend the summer here.

OH.

They were in a relationship.

And then I arrived.

I was just a mess she didn't want to deal with, so she had her lawyers clean it up, gave my mom money and a house to get us out.

Years later, I wrote my father a letter asking him why he wanted nothing to do with me.

But on the morning of graduation, the letters were returned to me, unopened.

And so after that, I didn't want to go to prom, I didn't want to do anything, I just stayed in my room and cried.

Why didn't you go back to him?

Because damn, he's gone. He gave me work.

What?

Can I kiss you

I'm Jodi.

WHO?

Jodi, my nanny. Do you remember? Meeting at the lighthouse.

YES.

Well.

Are you sure you don't want to go back to my house and mess with my kids?

Yes, Giodi!

Greetings.

Here it is.

My cock will be livid.

This must be the famous Maddie.

And you're Jodi, are you Percy's nanny?

Mister Mary Poppins.

Well, you guys stayed really close, huh?

Oh yeah, very close.

What are you, man?

Oh, is that a Frisbee?

Oh yeah, Maddie won.

Beautiful!

Look that.

Maddy! Result!

Hey, Percy, come on.

OH.

OH.

OH.

I understand.

Real engine in that little guy.

What the hell do you want?

Excuse me?

It's his parents' money, not his.

Do you like little kids or something?

Do I like small children? You are a male nanny.

What do you want from him?

The same as your. I want to meet him.

I have babysat for many powerful families here.

So if you hurt him, I'll hurt you.

What are you going to do, throw me a pacifier?

Hey stupid!

It was in a thorn bush, but I figured it out.

This is incredible.

Ok, are you ready for your gift?

Yes, I take it off.

My God.

Did you find this?

I figured it would push him into surfing soon.

Oh.

It turns on.

Does? Why don't we see if that makes it better?

Yes, I have batteries.

Beautiful.

Hey, how's the Buick thing going?

I haven't received it yet.

Truly?

OH.

Why?

You mean they haven't given it to you yet?

You can sue him for that, you know?

Well, actually, we haven't had sex yet.

It just needs more than one connection first.

I actually really like that he makes friends.

He will forget everything about me.

She's going to college in the fall.

Well, it happens tonight.

We are having dinner.

Are you going to dinner?

Ok, so you're dating then.

You close your mouth.

I know what I'm doing.

Maddy.

It's me, Doug Cohn.

We went to high school together.

Do you remember?

Yes you are right.

I raced on a college track.

I left Sweet Cherry Rhythmian.

I had sex with our Spanish teacher, Mrs. Walsh.

Douglas Cohn!

You were on television.

Didn't Mrs Walsh go to jail?

Well no.

Mrs. Cohn did.

We are married.

But, you know, they never publish that story.

Well, how can I help you, Doug?

Well, now I'm a real estate agent.

I can tell you this is a fabulous neighborhood.

I mean, an acre down the road.

Name your prize, Maddie.

It was a great achievement, Doug.

Listen, come on.

If you don't pay the lien, the county will go bankrupt to sell your home.

You lose half the value of this property.

Let me list it and you will get the full price.

So can they destroy all this?

Stay out of my yard, Doug.

Is this a good idea?

No, I love it.

We're finally going to prom.

I have something for you.

I have this.

It comes from my garden.

Careful.

You are very beautiful.

Let's take a picture?

I left my phone at home on purpose.

What?

YES.

I do not believe you.

No, I did.

I do not believe you.

No, I didn't have it.

I just want to talk to you.

Just break it.

The claws are still sharp.

[Laugh]

I would like to have a much better event

if you really go to the my prom.

Why not?

I just didn't ask anyone.

Why?

I do not know.

I think after everything that happened at school,

I just wanted to stay invisible.

If they couldn't see me, they couldn't make fun of me.

People need to see who you are.

You are great.

Thank you.

[APPLAUSE]

What?

Play something.

NO.

I said you play.

You have to play something.

No, I won't play.

If you don't play something, I'll make a toast to everything

the restaurant saying that you are a great lover.

Well.

It's time they found out.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

What?

What do you want me to play?

It does not matter.

Play anything.

Play for me.

the hell

the hell

Hit me

the hell

OK?

Okay.

Mean and hungry guy.

Nothing is new.

I've seen it here before.

Watching and waiting.

Oh, she's sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door.

So much pain to watch.

What do you think you get for free?

The woman is fierce, but she is softened by the shame of the pervert that you are.

The problem is money.

If you're in it for love, you won't get very far.

Oh, here it comes.

Careful, boy, he'll chew you up.

Oh yeah, it won't.

She is a maneater.

I wouldn't be in your place.

I know what it can do.

You are a mortal man.

She can really rip off your worth.

She doesn't interest me.

Oh, the beauty is there, but the beast is in her heart.

Oh, here it comes.

Careful, boy, he'll chew you up.

Oh, here it comes.

She is a maneater.

[applauded]

What the hell?

This was amazing.

How did you know that song?

We're talking about people eating, so...

This is what Owen taught us.

What are you?

Percy.

Natalia.

Greetings.

My God.

This is so funny.

She was wonderful.

My God.

Dude, I haven't seen you in a long time.

Wait, my parents told me you're going to Princeton?

YES.

So am I.

What?

How funny is that?

I know.

This is huge.

OH.

Maddie, this is Maddie.

Maddie, nice to meet you.

Are you friends with her parents?

NO.

So, are you excited?

Yes, very excited.

It's wild.

I look at them all, like freshmen in my high school, and I don't know, I feel so old.

YES.

YES.

Very nice to see you.

I don't know what you're doing later, but I'm going to this party.

There's going to be a lot of Princeton folks there.

Oh, we have plans, but thank you very much.

Oh bad.

I can send you the address.

She didn't bring her phone, so...

Oh, I can give you the address.

There's no need.

He can't be hurt.

It can hurt.

31 Amagansett Street.

It was very nice to meet you.

My God.

Next year will be a lot of fun.

Yeah, oh, that's so exciting.

Pleased to meet you.

Nice to meet you, ma'am.

Good night.

Until we meet again.

Very funny.

Don't forget to order a fake whore for dessert.

This is, like, awesome.

Well, by the way, I can't believe you can do it, but you can't drive.

Yeah, actually, so I was thinking about getting my driver's license.

This is wonderful.

YES?

Well.

I mean, Princeton is five hours away by train,

but if i have a car then i can...

it would be much easier for me to come back here on the weekend.

Well, you will...

you will want to spend the weekends at school.

Yes, you are probably right.

You can always come and see me.

Well, I don't have a car.

You can take the train.

It's only five hours.

YES.

I just don't really - I don't do long distances.

I heard that Montauk it is best in autumn,

but all the people He's in Orem in the summer, so...

It's a nice trip.

I don't know what you want.

I just want to have fun tonight and not talk about all this stuff.

I'd like to leave, please.

Are you serious?

YES.

It's my problem too.

[look look look]

I'm just trying to be realistic.

YES.

And I.

[look look look]

Are you drinking now?

I like Fairmonts.

I'm going to college soon.

I need to know how to drink properly.

Where are we going?

It's a shortcut.

Party at Princeton?

You said I should date people my age, right?

I didn't mean tonight.

Then don't go.

No, yo, what's going on, you guys?

It's your son Cameron B.

Let's kick off summer right at a sick leave in Montauk.

Well, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

If you or someone you know is being bullied, don't be afraid to speak up.

Bullying is not a…

Well, excuse me, ma'am.

What are you doing here?

I'm just having a beer, Frosted.

That, my friend, is what we call a bully, huh?

No, not a phone. Someone help a pretty girl.

I mean, how old are you?

Hell, you're all alone...

No disrespect, he loves pretty girls.

I love big cats.

So why don't you two big cats kiss?

Is that an insult?

Of course he's a professor.

Why is having sex with each other an insult?

See what you just did? Say it again.

No, I didn't mean homophobically.

How did you say it then?

It was a joke. I'm not... I'm with girls.

I'm not... I'm not homophobic.

Where do you come from? Don't film me. Do not comment.

Have you seen Percy?

He's not up here.

He's with Natalie upstairs.

Mom, I'm on trial.

Percy?

YES?

Wait, is your name Percy?

YES.

Percy?

Sorry, go ahead.

Percy?

Isn't he called human anymore?

Percy?

Percy?

Open this door!

Percy!

Open this door, this is your last chance!

Percy!

Did you shoot him?

My God.

Did you shoot him?

Oh no please, nothing happened.

I'm drunk, it's okay.

Are you already drunk?

No, no, it has something. I don't know, I think it was a pill.

Percy, did you take anything?

Percy, did you take a pill?

Come on.

Put your fingers down your throat. Get yourself jumped.

I do not want.

Just feed it. Feed it.

Let me do it.

you feel better

Not at all.

I didn't know you couldn't drink with hyperprop.

Is this what you have?

Who told the joke?

Okay, who told the joke?

Are your dirty parents here?

Do you think our son would have a party without our consent?

This is. Come on, you don't belong here.

I don't belong here! I have lived here all my life! You don't belong here!

You're not attending a high school party, miss.

Well, let's go.

OK let's go. Back off, okay?

Leave him!

Stay back!

Get out of here. Come on.

Do not touch me!

(screaming)

Oh shit! Oh damn!

Ah, the fan!

(screaming)

(gurgling)

Hell!

Don't leave, go.

(Siren)

I just want you to know that I would never hurt you.

I know.

I'm ready for you.

Are you sure?

YES.

Well.

I am.

I do not know. Where is the drilling?

Let me help you.

I love you.

I love you.

Percy, you're drunk.

A bit. All right?

I still love you

I don't think we should do this when you're drunk. Not for the first time.

Well.

I think we have to wait.

i won't wait.

This is what I wanted.

Well, look what the crawling cat did.

Entertaining evening?

Yes, yes, really funny.

This is good.

Hey, I'll take you to work. Can we talk.

Actually, would it be okay if I drive?

I'm thinking about getting my driver's license so, you know, I can use the practice.

My son, licensed driver.

Yeah, it's just, you know, if I have a car, it'll be easier to see my girlfriend.

Oh, your girlfriend?

YES.

Her name is, her name is Maddie.

She's older, but she's really, really funny.

Fun is important.

YES.

She really doesn't want to go long distances, so I won't go to Princeton.

What?

Just, you know, Maddie is here.

It makes sense to us.

You are going to Princeton.

They are not. I'm 19 years old.

Well.

I am an adult now. I can make my own decisions.

And I'm staying here, okay?

Honey, why don't you go wait in the car and Dad will be right over.

What the hell was that?

Relax, okay?

You drive for a living.

Let me get this.

He's looking for Tesla.

Call him now. I'm about to yell at her.

Are you going to yell at her?

YES.

Do you think I'm the type of person who can convince him to go to college?

You are right. You are right.

I know.

Do you think they call it. Call him now.

Greetings. I wanted to call you.

Listen, I don't think I can do this.

Percy is very fond of.

You can have the car.

Truly?

Even if we don't...

Look, you brought him out of his shell, and that's all we wanted.

But now he has an idea that he wants to stay in Montauk and…

You have to convince him that he should go to college.

YES.

Great. Great. I will sign the title today.

So if I can get him to go to Princeton, I'll take the car?

Should I no longer have sex with him?

Hi Maddy? HI?

HI?

Can I try some wine?

Yes of course. I think that's fine.

Mmmm.

Well. This is... this is good.

Easy there.

Honey, please.

Want to have fun.

YES.

Have fun.

OH!

Did I double the book?

Don't you ask Maddy about you?

Oh Maddy?

Where are you from?

Actually, here. I'm from here.

Yeah, actually, she never... You never left, did you?

Well, it's very nice here. I don't blame you.

This chicken is delicious. Thank you.

Mom, you didn't make it. nest

Where is it?

Well, the important thing is that it's delicious.

I think the important thing is the truth.

And I haven't been completely honest with all of you.

I didn't get the dates wrong.

I just wanted introduce them to you, but not

i knew how tell you how old you are.

[laughing]

Well, I'm not that old.

Uh, I actually know someone who married our high school Spanish teacher.

40 years of difference.

40 years! And that's how old you are, right?

NO.

Guys, won't you ask us how we met?

Oh, how did you meet?

Do you want to tell him? No, I'll tell him.

This is how we are. It's really random.

Maddy came in to adopt a dog.

Uh, yeah, but I declined her application because she was completely unqualified.

But we still hit it.

I mean, the first day we met, I had to cheat on him.

She was so excited.

Percy, Percy, be a gentleman.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I am joking.

We actually have a lot in common.

We will both be old.

Oh, I'm so… oh god, I'm so sorry.

I gotta get it, but please keep getting to know us, you know?

My favorite people.

Did you tell him? NO.

He brought the tools.

Okay, we need to move fast. We are in the middle of dinner.

What do you have

Baked chicken and salad.

I love salad.

He'll hate not having slippers.

It's very easy.

She broke your heart, she broke your car because it's all she cares about.

It was like everything else in my life.

Designed by my parents.

[bite]

Ah, you're not doing anything.

God the American generation.

Yes, yes, that's fine.

[tires squeal]

War master.

Hey, here it is.

All clear?

HEY.

How do we do it?

Where were you?

are you OK? They're... your parts are down.

I really don't think they can.

Well, can we just talk?

I do not do it--

Oh, my wrist.

What is happening?

I'm just a little confused.

Because I...because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

So if there's something I don't know, tell me.

NO.

NO?

NO.

I want. Let's do it.

Let's have sex.

If that's what you want, it will make you happy.

YES. YES.

Great.

Great.

Um, what... what do I... what do I do?

Get to the top.

Well.

Well.

And now--

I am happy.

Percy, you're not.

I didn't pass it.

Oh damn!

[clears throat]

did you go too?

did you go too?

NO.

I mean... those were my thighs.

Joke.

YES.

By the way, your car was in the forest, crushed by a tree.

What?

I had kind of a dumb idea that I actually liked you.

Percy.

Was there anything true?

YES.

It is true. I've told you things I've never told anyone.

I was just trying to save my house. It wasn't personal.

It felt personal.

Percy, I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry.

You have to go.

I think.

The truth is that one day I will live in Paris or something and I will come back to visit Moontauk and you will still be here.

How much money do your parents have?

A number of classes completed. Well, you guys are close to it.

But you are rich, aren't you? For example, you never have to worry about money.

So my life is great, right? I have no problems.

I will lose my home.

And I don't have a rich father who can help me.

Actually, Maddie, yes.

And you'll waste your whole life in that house waiting for him to come back and apologize.

Because you've actually never been through New York, have you?

Because you've actually never been through New York, have you?

YES.

What? Gary, nope. No, no, no, no, no, no.

This is not my car.

Well, your name is in the title. It's your car.

What should I do with a car that doesn't work?

Who says it doesn't work?

These things are made to last.

Unlike us.

What?

I said nothing.

What the hell, guys?

Percy, the tongue.

You can no longer tell me what to do. Now they are the parents.

Okay, what other things have you done for me that I don't know about?

That time I beat you in basketball, did you let me win?

NO. You beat me enough.

And Kyle McElroy? Kyle McElroy, the boy who bullied me.

Did you exclude it?

NO. I was told it was her dream to go to military school.

Okay, whatever it is, it's done.

You can no longer follow me. I'm changing my phone's password.

For what?

Okay, that's exactly what I'm talking about.

I know you're trying to help me, but you're not.

You have to let me fail or succeed on my own.

Understood?

Okay, you can go.

Well.

Stop! Leave him

YES.

Kelly!

I have your photo.

Come inside.

Come in!

OH.

New bed! Check it out!

YES. And that car is a little bumpy.

What do you want. Summer is over, we've got our town back, and we can still celebrate Thanksgiving at my house.

YES.

What?

Well. Well. I will do it. Here it is.

Sara has something to tell you.

Thanks Jim.

I think we'll go to Florida.

What?

I know. I know. We wouldn't do it if it wasn't necessary. You know it. I don't want to go to Florida.

We can't afford to buy our house here.

And we can't continue to be with Jim's parents when the baby is born.

They have only one bathroom.

I can not believe.

We are really out of options. We are sorry.

YES. We want to stay.

Do not be angry. I'm not crazy. Me only...

I can't believe you're leaving.

I can't believe you're staying.

What will he say?

You know what? Just... My friend is in the bathroom.

I just want to say that… I don't know.

How long will you continue to do this?

Do you have sex for Buick? This is probably it.

This was not what I wanted.

I did what I had to do to save my mom's house, okay?

YES.

You keep saying it, but...

Your mother wanted you to be happy.

And you don't look happy.

I am happy. Six?

I like my life here.

Okay.

I have to tell you that I will be back in town tomorrow morning.

Tomorrow? Can't log in faster?

NO. Late.

OH.

What is this?

Finger trap? I loved these things.

So do you live in the city?

Mmmm.

Have you been here all summer?

Where is this question, Annie?

I'm trying to get to know you.

I am sorry.

Circle...

I have an idea.

Close your eyes for me.

Come on, close them.

Give me the finger.

Forward.

On.

Well. Open your eyes.

Oh what the hell?

OH! hell!

OH!

Stop pulling it!

This is a gift from a friend!

OH! OH! Don't pull it! Don't pull it!

You have to push yourself to get out.

I'm looking for!

Ugh.

OH.

It was kind of weird, huh?

Anyway...

I live in Battery Park.

Go out.

YES.

YES.

[SIGH]

Doug Connor, Real Estate.

Doug, it's Maddie.

I want to sell.

Great.

Don't get too excited.

Here's the catch.

hey he is here

NO.

Well, he won't return my calls or texts.

Will you tell him I came in?

Absolutely not.

Truly?

YES.

He's gone to hell. He is a special boy.

Cocaine!

Okay.

We feel.

My name is Jody and I'm registered...

Remember when I said I made some powerful friends, Nanahan?

This includes the Suffolk County tax assessor.

And they'll raise your property taxes.

Very high.

I sold the house.

Excuse me, can I use your bathroom?

It's number two.

It's Maddie.

can i talk to him?

She's not at home.

Later it will be at the Princeton Mixer.

Well.

Thank you.

Several restaurants to choose from if you arrive in the new year.

Can't wait to be eaten at Princeton.

What?

I tried to call you. You can't ignore me.

Leave me alone.

Percy, lock me out.

I owe you nothing.

Stop.

Percy.

I owe you nothing.

I owe you nothing.

Well, I owe you something.

Our friendship is real.

You made me realize that I had to push to get out.

I was hurt.

So I hurt people.

Percy.

Percy!

Percy, open the door.

Come on, open the door.

Please let's talk.

What are you doing?

Remove the cap.

I want nothing to do with you.

I won't come down until you talk to me.

So I think we are.

[look look look]

Hey, easy.

What the hell?

This is scary.

I can't believe he's involved.

Then go down.

NO!

Not until you trust me that I care about you.

You lied to me.

Get a dirty car.

I'm not sorry.

DESCEND.

DESCEND.

Let's talk.

Get off the hood of my car.

Do for me...

I do not know how.

I can not breathe

Oh my, I'm walking.

Help!

Help!

fire!

[screaming]

Oh shit.

My God.

Bernie!

Bernie!

Bernie!

I am sorry.

I am sorry.

I just got my license and have already wrecked two cars.

You? It's not rundown.

I fixed it.

It's made with a little love.

My grandfather shot himself with that nuclear weapon.

I am joking.

Little shit.

You're lucky I'm back for you.

Where would you be without me?

Surely I would still be a virgin.

You're still a virgin, not yet.

No, that really matters.

Well, you can tell your college friends whatever you want.

If I make friends.

What do you mean, what friends?

I think we'll probably be back for Thanksgiving.

I won't be here.

I have sold my house and am moving to California.

You'll be fine.

What are you, some kind of wise Buddha?

I'm older than you.

You'll be fine.

We'll both be fine.

I am sorry.

I am sorry.

I am sorry.

I...

YES?

It still matters.

Oh, didn't you blindfold me and tell me you're having an affair?

Okay.

What am I looking at?

The House.

The House?

Instead of selling it to some rich idiot, I decided to sell it to you guys.

Yes, normal ass.

Who had to sell one of the boats.

Hey, we can't.

No, we can.

But you could have gotten more for it.

I've had enough.

This is how we stay.

This is what we wanted.

My God.

My God.

Wait.

OH.

Right, the thing you did.

Here she is.

Should we decide?

We will do it.

We will do it as soon as you leave.

Well, I think so.

Call us as soon as you arrive, okay?

Or not.

Absolutely fine either way.

Yes, we are fine.

Guys, will you be okay?

Yes, yes.

Finally empty nesters.

Come on, get out of here, you.

I love you guys.

We love you so much.

I love you too, huh?

Please don't follow me.

NO.

Well.

Well.

Sure you don't want help with bags?

No, I understand.

Well, let him live.

I am sorry.

All right.

Dear.

Yes it is that.

YES.

Well.

Okay.

Yes, see you soon.

Pleased to meet you.

Well.

Beautiful.

YES.

Okay.

See you guys for Thanksgiving.

YES.

Well.

The wrong way.

Goodbye dear.

Until we meet again.

Your Uber is here.

I didn't ask for any conversation.

Oh, we're talking, man.

Up to Princeton.

Then I'll call you from my home in California,

I'll tell you about mine new boyfriend.

New boyfriend?

He is a former policeman.

Well.

In the past he had several drug addictions.

huh.

Do you want to meet him?

NO.

Well, he really wants to meet you.

Fish.

Greetings.

Ready to go?

After.

Six?

After.

I saw you smile in the summer sun.

I saw you flying with long hair with me.

I decided it had to be.

One day, lady, you will accompany me.

One day, lady, you will accompany me.