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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:02,345 PREVIOUSLY ON THE L WORD... 2 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:03,279 YOU GAVE UP YOUR AUTONOMY 3 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:04,280 IN A RELATIONSHIP 4 00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:05,915 THAT THE LAW DOESN'T RECOGNIZE, 5 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:08,518 AND YOUR EX CONTROLS EVERYTHING. 6 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:10,253 SO YOU SENT HER TO FUCKING JOYCE WISCHNIA? 7 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:12,088 I JUST SUGGESTED SHE SEE A LAWYER. 8 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:13,357 IF YOU WANT TO SIGN A SIX-MONTH LEASE... 9 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:14,758 I WILL SIGN A SIX-MONTH LEASE, 10 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:16,426 AND I DON'T CARE IF I LOSE MY MONEY 11 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,195 AS LONG AS IT MEANS TINA'S COMING HOME. 12 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:19,562 DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING ABOUT HER? 13 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,364 YEAH, SHE LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE BETTE. 14 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:22,865 [BETTE]: SO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A ROOMMATE. 15 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:24,367 [SHANE]: WE SHOULD TALK. 16 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:26,036 OKAY. 17 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,805 YEAH, THOSE RELATIONSHIPS... 18 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,029 THEY CAN REALLY FUCK YOU UP. 19 00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:32,876 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP. 20 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,143 NO, I DON'T. 21 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:35,278 WELL, ARROGANT IS FINE. 22 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:36,713 OVERLY PRECIOUS, BAD PUNS 23 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,448 ARE TO BE AVOIDED, 24 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:41,718 ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE WANTS TO BE ACCEPTED INTO MY CLASS. 25 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:42,985 NOW, YOU KNOW, WE'VE SET A DATE. 26 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:44,654 WE'D REALLY LIKE YOUR BLESSING. 27 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:45,655 [DANA]: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 28 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:46,656 YOU HAVE TO GET OUT. 29 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,791 THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES. 30 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:50,827 ARE YOU THREE? CAN'T YOU HOLD IT FOR A MINUTE? 31 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,329 [SHANE]: ARE YOU GUYS GETTING IT ON YET, OR WHAT? 32 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:54,230 NO! 33 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:55,098 I HAVE A CHECK FOR $50,000. 34 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:56,432 I'M COMING IN AS YOUR PARTNER. 35 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,902 IT'S A BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT, KIT. 36 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:01,286 THAT'S HOW IT'S GOT TO BE. 37 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,932 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 38 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,839 [ANIMAL NOISES IN JUNGLE] 39 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,115 [GASPS]: TONYA. 40 00:01:25,019 --> 00:01:28,264 ALICE, YOU BAD, BAD GIRL. 41 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:29,899 WHAT? WHY? 42 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,201 DON'T LIE. 43 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:34,359 TONYA KNOWS ALL... 44 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:38,108 AND SHE'S MAD. 45 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:40,310 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY? 46 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,279 [GASPS] 47 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:43,179 THAT'S RIGHT. 48 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:44,547 IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY, 49 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:46,705 YOU DON'T PLAY WITHOUT THE TON TON. 50 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:55,058 WHAT ABOUT DANA? 51 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:59,462 SHH... 52 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:02,087 SOMEONE'S HUNGRY. 53 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,636 STARVING. 54 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,459 [GASPS] 55 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,468 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME 56 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:13,136 WHAT YOU TWO HAVE IN MIND? 57 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,437 OKAY, WELL, 58 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:17,940 MY CLIENT AND I HAVE EVERY INTENTION 59 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:19,308 OF MAKING THIS AS PAINLESS AS POSSIBLE. 60 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:20,343 WE ARE OFFERING 61 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,445 TO COVER ALL LIVING EXPENSES 62 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:23,513 FOR MS. KENNARD, 63 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:24,614 INCLUDING HER OWN APARTMENT 64 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:27,450 AND AN INITIAL $10,000 STIPEND 65 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:30,075 TO BE DISBURSED ANY WAY MS. KENNARD SEES FIT. 66 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,657 OH, COME ON, 67 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:35,825 BERT. 68 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,161 THAT'S SWEET, BUT SHORT-TERM. 69 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:40,463 WE'RE HERE TO TALK FINAL SEPARATION. 70 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:41,498 THE LAST HURRAH. 71 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:42,632 WHAT? 72 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:43,632 THIS WASN'T A MARRIAGE. 73 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:44,834 IT WASN'T? 74 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:46,135 WELL, LET'S SEE. 75 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:49,138 WE'VE GOT A HOUSE... CARS, VACATIONS, 76 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,073 LOVE, COMMITMENT, 77 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:52,208 A PROMISE TO BE TRUE, 78 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,643 A BABY THAT WAS LOST, 79 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,178 A TRUST THAT WAS BROKEN. 80 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:56,913 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, 81 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,114 BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A MARRIAGE TO ME. 82 00:03:58,138 --> 00:03:59,382 DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A MARRIAGE TO YOU? 83 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,182 IT WAS. 84 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:01,484 BETTE. 85 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:02,685 IT'S A MARRIAGE THAT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE END. 86 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:05,422 YEAH, WELL, IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT. 87 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:06,422 SO LET'S GET BACK 88 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:07,557 TO THE BUSINESS AT HAND, 89 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,492 THE EQUITABLE DIVISION OF FUNDS. 90 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:11,449 I THINK WE'VE GOT IT... 91 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,834 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I'M SORRY? 92 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:18,935 HERE WE GO. 93 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:19,969 [BETTE]: I AM. 94 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,437 PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO US. 95 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:24,074 THIS IS NOT WHAT WE ARE. 96 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:25,308 TINA... 97 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:26,509 WE CAN FIX THIS. 98 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,511 OKAY? WE CAN FIX THIS. 99 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:29,512 TINA... 100 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:31,114 DO YOU STILL LOVE ME? 101 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:34,339 DO YOU? DO YOU STILL LOVE ME? 102 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:36,853 DON'T DO THIS. 103 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,287 DON'T DESTROY US. 104 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:41,257 OH, IF I COULD JUST INTERJECT FOR A SECOND HERE. 105 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,394 UM... IT WASN'T TINA WHO DESTROYED THIS RELATIONSHIP. 106 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,395 THAT WAS YOU, 107 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,696 AND IT'S A GOOD THING TO REMEMBER, 108 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,531 AS YOU'RE DEALING WITH THE CONSEQUENCES. 109 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:50,399 I AM DEALING WITH THE CONSEQUENCES. 110 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:52,902 WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, BUT THIS MOMENT ISN'T ABOUT YOU. 111 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:55,739 THIS IS ABOUT TINA AND WHAT SHE WANTS. 112 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:59,209 TINA, IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? 113 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:02,445 I-I THINK THINGS NEED TO BE DIFFERENT. 114 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:03,312 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 115 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:05,381 THEY WILL BE DIFFERENT. 116 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:06,983 SO WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF THE FLOOR 117 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:08,284 AND LET HER DO WHAT SHE WANTS FOR ONCE, 118 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,552 INSTEAD OF YOU RUNNING THE WHOLE SHOW? 119 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:10,653 COME ON. 120 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:12,222 WHY DON'T WE RESCHEDULE THIS 121 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:13,923 AT A TIME WHEN EVERYONE 122 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:17,549 IS FEELING A LITTLE LESS DRAMATIC? 123 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:36,979 WELL, TALK ABOUT A COMMAND PERFORMANCE. 124 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,904 MERYL STREEP COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT ANY BETTER. 125 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:44,520 I AM INSTRUCTING YOU 126 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:49,325 NOT TO HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH HER UNTIL WE GET THIS THING SETTLED. 127 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,426 SHE'LL JUST WEAR YOU DOWN 128 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,428 UNTIL SHE GETS WHAT SHE WANTS. 129 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:53,596 I'VE SEEN IT 130 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:54,764 A THOUSAND TIMES. 131 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,265 "I CHEATED ON YOU. 132 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,100 "FEEL SORRY FOR ME. 133 00:05:58,124 --> 00:05:59,502 I'M IN PAIN!" 134 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,437 [PUSHES BUTTON ON INTERCOM] 135 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,771 HEY, EMILY, 136 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,315 WILL YOU GET ME A PROTEIN SHAKE? 137 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,212 TINA, YOU WANT ANYTHING? 138 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:10,980 NO, NO. NO, THANK YOU. 139 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,748 I'M... GOD! I'M JUST SO FUCKING MAD! 140 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:13,850 WELL, GOOD, GOOD! 141 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,552 ANGER WILL HELP YOU CHANGE YOUR LIFE. 142 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,220 COME ON, SIT DOWN. 143 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:20,523 OH. OH... 144 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:25,095 OKAY, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED RIGHT NOW. 145 00:06:25,119 --> 00:06:27,697 AN ICE CREAM SUNDAE? 146 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,699 FOOT MASSAGE? 147 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,100 I NEED MY OWN LIFE. 148 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,902 TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO 149 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:34,503 TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN. 150 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:35,572 I'M HAVING A BABY. 151 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:36,873 I DON'T HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE. 152 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,142 I'M SLEEPING ON MY FRIEND'S COUCH. 153 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,175 I'VE BEEN THERE FOR A MONTH. 154 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:42,211 I KNOW SHE WANTS ME OUT. 155 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,380 I SHOULD TAKE THAT DEAL. 156 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:44,547 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 157 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,248 MY GUESTHOUSE IS EMPTY, 158 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:47,483 AND YOU'RE GOING TO MOVE INTO IT 159 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,218 UNTIL WE GET THE DEAL WE WANT. 160 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,954 JOYCE, I CAN'T DO THAT. 161 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:52,055 WHY NOT? 162 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,389 WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE LUGGAGE? 163 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,224 YOU CAN'T LIFT HEAVY THINGS? 164 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,226 I'LL GET SOMEBODY TO HELP YOU. 165 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,362 YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF MY CLIENTS HAVE STAYED IN MY GUESTHOUSE? 166 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:02,765 PLENTY. 167 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:04,189 I'M HAPPY TO HAVE IT TO OFFER. 168 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:07,592 OKAY. GOOD GIRL. 169 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:24,042 [HORNS HONKING] 170 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:30,726 ARE YOU BLIND? 171 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,194 YOU FUCKING WENT THROUGH A RED! 172 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:34,463 GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR! 173 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:35,698 [POUNDING ON GLASS] 174 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,866 COME ON, GET OUT OF THE CAR. 175 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:40,370 GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR! 176 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,942 YOU NEED TO STOP YELLING. 177 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,109 NO ONE WAS HURT. 178 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,911 I HAVE INSURANCE, 179 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,547 SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. 180 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,381 DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME, YOU FUCKING IDIOT, 181 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:55,651 OR DO I NEED TO SCREAM LIKE YOU, LIKE A FUCKING INSANE SAVAGE? 182 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:58,454 YOU'RE GOING TO BE ONE SORRY BITCH. 183 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,555 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK 184 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:00,756 I'M NOT ALREADY? 185 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:03,092 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M NOT ALREADY? 186 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,393 STUFF THERE FOR YOU TO DO... 187 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:07,630 TAKE THOSE TWO BOARDS OUT. 188 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,254 OKAY. 189 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:18,407 [IMPRESSED]: KIT. 190 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:21,744 I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO CHANGE SO MUCH. 191 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,947 IT IS GOING TO BE A DIFFERENT PLACE. 192 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:27,350 I GOT A REAL SOUND SYSTEM COMING HERE TOMORROW, 193 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,519 AND THEY'RE GOING TO FINISH THE FLOOR TODAY. 194 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:30,753 THE STAGE... 195 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:34,757 THE STAGE IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE READY. 196 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:36,492 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE KEYBOARDS, DRUMS, GUITARS, 197 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,560 JUST IN CASE 198 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:40,096 A LENNY KRAVITZ COMES INTO TOWN. 199 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,498 IF SHERYL CROW, MARY J. COME IN HERE, 200 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,933 AND THEY WANT TO KICK IT AND JAM, 201 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,434 THEY GOT A PLACE, 202 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:49,138 AND I GOT A JAZZ QUARTET FOR THE OPENING NIGHT. 203 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,773 MAN, THEY'RE THE BOMB. 204 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:52,308 A JAZZ QUARTET? 205 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,510 YEAH. MM-HMM. 206 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:55,111 KIT, THIS IS... 207 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,378 WEST HOLLYWOOD. 208 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:57,646 THIS IS GAY TOWN. 209 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,615 YOU GOT TO GIVE THE GIRLIES WHAT THEY WANT. 210 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:02,351 WELL, I-I-I CAN'T CHANGE THAT NOW. 211 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,786 THAT'S MASON RAY, YOU KNOW? 212 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,487 HE WAS WITH THE VELVETS AND THE SHEFFIELDS. 213 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:06,978 Y'ALL HEARD OF HIM, RIGHT? 214 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:09,995 NO. 215 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,465 [SIGHS] 216 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:17,633 NO, NO, NO, IT'S GOING TO... 217 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:19,702 IT'S TOTALLY GOING TO BE OKAY. 218 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,137 KIT, I SWEAR, 219 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,471 IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. 220 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:25,340 NO, PEOPLE LIKE THAT MUSIC, THEY DO. 221 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:27,443 NOT THE PEOPLE THAT COME IN HERE. 222 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,911 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, SHE'S RIGHT. 223 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:32,515 I'M NOT PLAYING TO MY CORE AUDIENCE. 224 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:35,451 WE'LL FIND YOU SOMEONE. 225 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,986 I KNOW. I KNOW! 226 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:39,088 PINK. PINK! 227 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,323 SHE'S IN TOWN. 228 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:42,892 AL, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET TO PINK? 229 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,328 WE'VE GOT TO KNOW A LESBIAN WHO KNOWS A LESBIAN 230 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:46,996 WHO KNOWS ANOTHER ONE WHO KNOWS HER. 231 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,831 WE COULD GET TO HER, RIGHT? 232 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:49,832 RIGHT. 233 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:52,168 SHE WOULD LOVE TO PLAY HERE. 234 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,003 YEAH, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 235 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,304 KIT, 236 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,773 BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF THE LESBIAN PHONE TREE. 237 00:09:56,797 --> 00:10:00,131 I NEED SOMETHING SOLID. 238 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:06,349 I KNOW SOMEONE WHO'S A DJ, AND SHE'S EXCELLENT, 239 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,017 BUT I KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 240 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,352 NO, UH, NO, I'LL TAKE IT. 241 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,187 I WILL DEFINITELY TAKE IT, 242 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,555 AND SHE'D BETTER BE GOOD. 243 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:14,278 SHE IS. 244 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,516 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 245 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,766 MISS BIRCH? 246 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,267 YES? 247 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,603 [DOOR CLOSES] 248 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,627 UH... 249 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:34,532 MY NAME IS JENNIFER SCHECTER. 250 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,446 UM... 251 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,515 I APPLIED FOR YOUR WRITING CLASS. 252 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:40,583 THE CLASS IS FULL. 253 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,551 YOU CAN TRY AGAIN NEXT SEMESTER. 254 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,088 I-I-I REALIZE THAT, 255 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,622 BUT I JUST, ACTUALLY... 256 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,814 WANTED TO KNOW WHY I DIDN'T GET IN. 257 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,497 MAYBE IT'S YOUR SELF-CONSCIOUSNESS. 258 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:57,867 THE SCHOOL-GIRL OUTFIT YOU CAME IN HERE WITH. 259 00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,769 AM I SUPPOSED TO FALL FOR THAT? 260 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,972 I WANT REAL WRITERS IN THIS CLASS. 261 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,742 FICTION WRITERS. 262 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,243 YOU DON'T WRITE LIKE THAT. 263 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,911 YOU JOURNAL. 264 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,279 YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU CHANGE 265 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,281 THE CIRCUMSTANCE AND THE SETTINGS 266 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,183 THAT YOU'RE CREATING... 267 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,684 BUT YOU'RE NOT, 268 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,386 AND I'M NOT HERE 269 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:21,424 TO READ THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MISS JENNY SCHECTER. 270 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,381 [SIGHS] 271 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,967 BECOME A WRITER FIRST... 272 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,258 THEN MAYBE. 273 00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:55,914 [PAPERS SHUFFLING] 274 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,886 WELL, THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW. 275 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:07,091 BUT PLEASE DON'T PRESUME THAT YOU KNOW ME. 276 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,148 THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT, YOU KNOW? 277 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,317 AND THEN THE PLACE WILL BE ALL YOURS. 278 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,086 YOU COULD HAVE STAYED 279 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,821 TOTALLY AS LONG AS YOU WANTED AT MY PLACE, 280 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,089 TO LET YOU KNOW. 281 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,157 STOP FEELING BAD. 282 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,192 YOU NEED YOUR APARTMENT BACK 283 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,292 SO YOU CAN WORK. 284 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:31,727 WELL, I KNOW, BUT I JUST, YOU KNOW... 285 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,862 FRIENDS SHOULD SACRIFICE FOR EACH OTHER, 286 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,563 AND I WANT TO SACRIFICE. 287 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,688 YOU'VE ALREADY SACRIFICED. 288 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,869 WHOA. IS THIS A GUEST HOUSE? 289 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,738 OKAY, I OFFICIALLY STOPPED FEELING BAD. 290 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,873 FOR SURE. 291 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:47,109 THINK ABOUT THE BREAKUPS THAT BUILT THIS HOUSE. 292 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,644 WELL, I MEAN, LET'S NOT FORGET 293 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,579 SHE DOES USE HER POWERS FOR GOOD. 294 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,913 IF IT WEREN'T FOR HER, 295 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,448 THERE'D BE NO SECOND-PARENT ADOPTIONS. 296 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:55,485 I DON'T THINK IT WAS THE ADOPTIONS 297 00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:56,953 THAT PAID FOR THIS PLACE. 298 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,254 WHOA. 299 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,146 YOU'RE STOKED. 300 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,895 I JUST WANTED TO GIVE THIS TO YOU. 301 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,353 THE BANK SENT IT TO MY HOUSE. 302 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,701 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 303 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,737 I'VE BEEN BETTER. 304 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:17,039 ME TOO. 305 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,574 [SIGHS] 306 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,908 HAVE YOU EATEN? 307 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,210 NO. 308 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,611 WANT ME TO ORDER SOMETHING? 309 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,069 I GUESS. 310 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,421 I MAY NOT BE ABLE 311 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,123 TO PULL THIS OFF BY FRIDAY. 312 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,758 HALF OF MY DELIVERIES AREN'T IN, 313 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,360 AND THE SOUND SYSTEM MAY NOT BE READY. 314 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,862 KIT. 315 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:42,230 TINA IS TAKING LEGAL ACTION AGAINST ME. 316 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:43,432 SHE'S DIVORCING ME, 317 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:46,168 AND I SMASHED MY CAR IN AN INTERSECTION. 318 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,791 SO... 319 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,744 YOU WANT MEXICAN? 320 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,735 SURE. 321 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,421 HI. I'M SORRY. 322 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:07,557 OH, NO, NO. 323 00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:08,690 HEY, THAT'S OKAY. 324 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:09,991 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 325 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,994 WHAT SAYS YOU CARE MORE? 326 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,462 BEER OR SOY MILK? 327 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,763 SOY MILK. 328 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,465 BUT THAT'S NOT VERY SEXY, THOUGH, IS IT? 329 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,599 NO. 330 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:18,901 NO. 331 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:21,737 ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, 332 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,772 AND THERE'S MORE IN THE FRIDGE IF YOU WANT IT, 333 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,507 AND I'M CARMEN. 334 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,142 AND I'M JENNY. 335 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,110 I KNOW. 336 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,545 [LAUGHS] 337 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,579 NICE TO MEET YOU. 338 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,181 OH, UM... 339 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,884 SORRY YOU HAD TO MEET ME IN MY "SUPA-LOVA" COSTUME. 340 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:35,884 NO, IT'S NICE. 341 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:36,885 OKAY. 342 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:37,886 I LIKE IT. 343 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,843 GOOD NIGHT. 344 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:47,596 HEY. 345 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,964 HEY. 346 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,499 ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE? 347 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:55,003 UM, YEAH, I WAS THINKING OF GOING OUT. 348 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,138 WERE YOU? 349 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,096 WELL, I, UH... 350 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,210 I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY. 351 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,377 REALLY? 352 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,812 YEAH, I DO. 353 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,882 I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY HOME... 354 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,384 AND I THINK YOU SHOULD PLAY A GAME WITH ME. 355 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,386 OH, YEAH? 356 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,386 MM-HMM. 357 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:15,257 THIS GAME IS CALLED... 358 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,426 "TOO HOT," 359 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:21,029 AND HERE'S HOW WE PLAY. 360 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:24,666 WE... START KISSING... 361 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,835 AND WE CAN'T STOP KISSING... 362 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,593 MM-HMM? 363 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,345 BUT WE ALSO CAN'T TOUCH. 364 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,512 NO TOUCHING. 365 00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:38,547 [LAUGHS] 366 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,116 SO THEN, IF YOU TOUCH ME, 367 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,918 THEN YOU LOSE, 368 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:47,378 AND THAT MEANS I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. 369 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:51,260 AND WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TOUCH ME? 370 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,384 THEN... 371 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,598 I LOSE, 372 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,300 AND YOU GET TO DO 373 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,636 WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME. 374 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,593 MM. 375 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:09,044 SO... ARE YOU READY? 376 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,079 YEAH. 377 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,547 OKAY. 378 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,482 HANDS OFF. 379 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,440 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 380 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:45,681 MM... MM-MM. 381 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,671 [PROTESTING]: MM! 382 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,686 WOW. 383 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,488 LIE DOWN... 384 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,555 BITCH. 385 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,590 OH, YOU'RE SO AWFUL. 386 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,547 MM... 387 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:01,597 DID I SAY YOU COULD TOUCH ME? 388 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,765 NO. 389 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,334 NO, AND WHY? 390 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,236 BECAUSE I LOST. 391 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,205 THAT'S RIGHT. AND? 392 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:12,708 WHAT? I DIDN'T HEAR YOU. 393 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,009 BECAUSE YOU WON. 394 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,944 THAT'S RIGHT, I WON. 395 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,901 LOSER. 396 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,721 STAY. 397 00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:27,723 [CHUCKLING] 398 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,681 YOU'RE SUCH A... BITCH. 399 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,897 [JENNY]: THERE I WAS AT THE CARNIVAL. 400 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,132 LIFE WAS SO SIMPLE... 401 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,301 AND LOTS TO DO AT THE CARNIVAL... 402 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,168 STEP RIGHT UP! 403 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,637 HURRY, HURRY. 404 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,738 KEEP 'EM COMING. 405 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:43,738 BULLDOG. 406 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,974 SEE THE RESULTS IN A JAR! 407 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,778 [DISTORTED VOICES] 408 00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:50,835 [BOYS SNIGGERING] 409 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,489 [♪♪♪] 410 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,446 [PANTING] 411 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,729 TELL ME WHERE YOU GREW UP. 412 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,431 TELL ME... 413 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:47,324 TELL ME WHERE THIS CAME FROM. 414 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,272 NOTHING? 415 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,774 NOT GOING TO TALK? 416 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,176 OKAY, UM... 417 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,879 HOW ABOUT... 418 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,246 HOW ABOUT A HAMSTER? 419 00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,415 DID YOU EVER HAVE A HAMSTER, GROWING UP? 420 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,883 NO? 421 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,551 OKAY. UM. 422 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:04,987 BROTHER AND SISTER. 423 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:07,422 HOW MANY OF THOSE DID YOU HAVE? 424 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:08,490 YOU KNOW WHAT? 425 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:11,448 LET'S START WITH MOM AND DAD. 426 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,963 ARE THEY MARRIED, DIVORCED? 427 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,432 DO YOU WRITE THEM, DO YOU... 428 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:18,434 SEE THEM? 429 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:22,059 DO YOU LOVE THEM? I MEAN, ANYTHING. 430 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,715 I'M GOING TO GO OUT. 431 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:34,739 [SIGHS] 432 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,663 OKAY, UM, WHAT ABOUT YOUR TATTOO? 433 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,086 WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT? 434 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,089 HMM? 435 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,705 I LIKE IT. 436 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,273 GOOD. YOU LIKE IT. 437 00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,863 GREAT. 438 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,146 YOU KNOW WHAT? UM... 439 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:11,075 I GUESS, UH, I'M GOING TO BE LEAVING, SO... 440 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,957 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE, LIKE, HOUSE RULES... 441 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:16,958 NO, I DON'T HAVE... THERE ARE... 442 00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,861 THERE ARE NO HOUSE RULES. 443 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,862 RIGHT. RIGHT. 444 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,965 THERE'S NOT. OKAY. 445 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:27,135 I... I DON'T LIKE SLEEPOVERS. 446 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,870 I'M SORRY... 447 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,773 BUT I DON'T. 448 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,175 OKAY. 449 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,509 YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING. 450 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,234 IT'S YOUR CHOICE. 451 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,938 WELL, GET READY. 452 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,294 LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT... 453 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,985 AT THE DINAH SHORE WEEKEND, OF ALL PLACES. 454 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,000 HERE COMES THE BRIDE! 455 00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,901 HONEY. HI, HONEY. 456 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:00,902 MM. MM. 457 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:01,970 WHAT'S GOING ON? 458 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,572 THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US. 459 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,240 DANA... YEAH? 460 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,275 THIS IS VANESSA GODSON WITH ABSOLUT VODKA. 461 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:09,010 YOU KNOW BRIAN KARIKAWA... HI. 462 00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:10,345 FROM SUBARU. 463 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:13,215 NINA ALEXANDER FROM BRIDE MAGAZINE. 464 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,351 WE HAVE ROMAN BROWN FROM WILSON. 465 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,451 HI. 466 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,086 SAM COUNTER FROM THE ADVOCATE. 467 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,589 AND OF COURSE YOU KNOW OUR BUSINESS MANAGER. 468 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,257 ERIC? 469 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,758 HEY, DANA. 470 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,549 HAVE A SEAT. 471 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,664 OKAY. 472 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:29,798 RESEARCH SHOWS 473 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,500 OUR COUNTRY IS OBSESSED WITH WEDDINGS, 474 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,068 ESPECIALLY CELEBRITY WEDDINGS. 475 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,871 TOGETHER, WE'RE GOING TO PRODUCE AN EVENT 476 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,039 UNLIKE ANY THEY'VE EVER SEEN. 477 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,975 WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER 478 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,911 CORPORATE-SPONSORED CELEBRITY LESBIAN WEDDING! 479 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:43,935 [APPLAUDING] 480 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,218 NOW, IF WE COULD ALL 481 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:51,453 TURN TO PAGE FOUR OF OUR PACKETS. 482 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,121 PICTURE THIS... 483 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,290 A GLEAMING WHITE SUBARU 484 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,092 WITH "JUST MARRIED" STENCILED ON THE BACK WINDOW. 485 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,127 THE SUBARU "OUT" BACK? 486 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,295 THAT'S CLEVER, TONYA. 487 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,898 WE'LL HAVE SIMULTANEOUS COVERS 488 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,733 ON THE ADVOCATE AND BRIDE MAGAZINE, 489 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,236 EACH WITH A BACK PAGE ABSOLUT VODKA AD. 490 00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:08,770 "HERE'S TO A MARRIAGE NOT ON THE ROCKS." 491 00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:10,405 THAT'S FANTASTIC. 492 00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:12,007 AND THE CAR COULD BE DRAGGING 493 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:12,774 WILSON TENNIS BALL CANS. 494 00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:14,309 I LOVE IT. 495 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,978 YOU READ MY MIND, ROMAN. 496 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,947 AFTER ALL, IT TAKES BALLS TO BREAK THE LAW. 497 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,683 [ALL LAUGHING] 498 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:21,817 DANA AND I WON'T JUST BE MAKING 499 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,019 OUR COMMITMENT TO EACH OTHER, 500 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,821 WE'LL BE MAKING HISTORY. 501 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,656 UH, "HERSTORY." 502 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,892 ABSOLUT HERSTORY. 503 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,015 EXACTLY. 504 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,599 THERE ARE THREE NEW PROJECTS I'D LIKE TO COMMISSION. 505 00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:38,700 I ASSUME WE'RE COUNTING 506 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:39,935 ON THE PEABODY FOUNDATION 507 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,302 TO UNDERWRITE SOME OF THIS? 508 00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:43,037 WELL, THEY HAVE FUNDED IT FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS. 509 00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:44,306 YES, BUT PEGGY PEABODY 510 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,340 IS STEPPING DOWN, 511 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,709 AND HER DAUGHTER HELENA IS TAKING OVER. 512 00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:50,012 IT COULD BE A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME. 513 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,446 THE BAD NEWS IS, 514 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:52,747 WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HELENA PEABODY HAS IN MIND. 515 00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:55,884 THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT SHE'S ONE OF YOUR PEOPLE. 516 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,186 ONE OF "MY PEOPLE"? 517 00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,620 MM-HMM. 518 00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:00,555 WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU REFERRING TO? WHAT IS SHE, A YALE GRADUATE? 519 00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:02,524 IS SHE AN ART HISTORY MAJOR? 520 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,226 IS SHE A MULATTO GAL, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY? 521 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,627 I MEANT SHE'S A LESBIAN. 522 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,295 AND WHY IS THAT A GOOD THING? 523 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:08,697 BECAUSE I THOUGHT 524 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:09,965 YOUR PATHS MIGHT HAVE CROSSED. 525 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,266 IT COULD BE USEFUL. 526 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:12,534 RIGHT, BECAUSE ME AND MY PEOPLE, 527 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:13,669 WE'RE ALL ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS. 528 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,570 MAY I SUGGEST YOU GET ON ONE? 529 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,239 BECAUSE IF WE LOSE THAT GRANT... 530 00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:19,608 FRANKLIN, IF YOU WANT ME TO GO TO NEW YORK AND MAKE NICE, 531 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:20,809 I WILL. 532 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,477 BUT PLEASE, STOP PANICKING. I'LL HANDLE IT. 533 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,179 UH, EXCUSE ME. 534 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,814 THERE'S A BRAD GREEN ON THE PHONE. 535 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:28,105 HE'S CALLED, LIKE, 14 TIMES. 536 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:36,024 WHAT PART OF "NO" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, MR. GREEN? 537 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:38,060 I'M NOT GOING TO WRITE YOU A BLANK CHECK 538 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:41,596 JUST BECAUSE YOU YELL LIKE A FUCKING BANSHEE. 539 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,265 I NEED AN ESTIMATE. 540 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:46,068 THE INSURANCE COMPANY NEEDS AN ESTIMATE. 541 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,669 DO YOU SEE A PATTERN HERE? 542 00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:50,572 IT'S THE WAY THINGS ARE DONE. 543 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:54,509 [SIGHING] 544 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,311 IF YOU KEEP PUSHING ME, YOU'RE GOING TO END UP 545 00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:59,214 WITH A LAWSUIT ON YOUR HANDS, YOU GOT IT? 546 00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:02,105 BRING IT ON, YOU FUCKING DWARF. 547 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:08,678 SHALL WE MOVE ON? 548 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,231 SO I'LL CUT A CHECK FOR TONYA TODAY 549 00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:17,366 FROM THE CORPORATE ACCOUNT. 550 00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:19,101 FOR WHAT? 551 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,502 HER MANAGER'S FEE. 552 00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:21,903 I THINK IT SHOULD COME FROM YOUR CORPORATE ACCOUNT, 553 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:24,039 BECAUSE IT'S BETTER FOR TAX PURPOSES. 554 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:26,608 TONYA'S TAKING A MANAGER'S FEE? 555 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,343 JUST A STANDARD 15. 556 00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:31,234 UH, IS THAT OKAY? 557 00:24:32,438 --> 00:24:33,748 YEAH, IT'S FINE. 558 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:35,217 NO, THAT'S FINE. 559 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:38,020 NO, ERIC, WAIT. HOLD ON A SECOND. 560 00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:43,925 LUNCH... WHO PAID FOR LUNCH? 561 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:45,827 OH, WE'LL TAKE IT OUT OF CORPORATE. 562 00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:47,062 CORPORATE. OF COURSE. 563 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:48,330 GREAT JOB, TONYA. THANKS. 564 00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:50,499 HONEY, I HAVE TO GO. 565 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,100 THE MONISTAT REP COULDN'T MAKE IT TO LUNCH, 566 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:54,164 SO I'M GOING TO GO PITCH HER NOW, OKAY? 567 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:56,805 ARE YOU OKAY? 568 00:24:56,829 --> 00:25:00,742 YOU TOLD ERIC TO PAY YOU A 15% MANAGER'S FEE? 569 00:25:00,766 --> 00:25:02,044 IS THAT BAD? 570 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:04,946 ARE YOU MY FIANCEE, TONYA, OR ARE YOU MY MANAGER? 571 00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:07,549 I'M BOTH. 572 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:08,650 DANA, 573 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:09,651 DON'T GET SO UPSET. 574 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:10,685 WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 575 00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:14,088 NO, WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THIS. 576 00:25:14,112 --> 00:25:16,124 ARE YOU... AM I NOT DOING ENOUGH? 577 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:18,426 DO YOU THINK I HAVEN'T EARNED 15%? 578 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:21,930 NO, YOU'VE DONE... YOU'VE DONE A LOT. 579 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:25,800 HEY... I LOVE TO DO IT, AND I'M GOOD AT IT, 580 00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:26,935 AND YOU... 581 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,603 NEED A MANAGER. 582 00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:30,805 WOULD IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER TO GET SOMEBODY ELSE? 583 00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:32,074 BECAUSE I CAN BRIEF THEM ON EVERYTHING 584 00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:33,275 THAT WE HAVE GOING ON. 585 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:35,177 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. DON'T. IT'S FINE. 586 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,012 I'M JUST SURPRISED, OKAY? 587 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,147 I COULD SWEAR WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 588 00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:41,983 I THINK YOU ARE TRAINING TOO HARD. 589 00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:45,620 I HAVE TO DASH. 590 00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:47,577 I LOVE YOU. 591 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,550 OKAY. 592 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,837 ['80s POP PLAYING] 593 00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:02,838 [GRUNTING] 594 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:04,795 [INTERCOM BUZZES] 595 00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:11,668 [CHANGES MUSIC] 596 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,252 HELLO? 597 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,376 [DANA]: IT'S ME. 598 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:25,816 ARE YOU HERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR FIANCEE? 599 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,053 NO. 600 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:36,193 SHE'S TAKING 15% OF MY EARNINGS, AL. 601 00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:43,545 [BUZZING DOOR] 602 00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:46,003 [INTERCOM BUZZES] 603 00:26:47,673 --> 00:26:50,351 YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON? 604 00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:52,553 I CAN'T COME UP. 605 00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:53,822 WHY? 606 00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:56,457 THE RULES, AL! 607 00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:59,727 JUST... WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 608 00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:01,818 [BUZZES DOOR] 609 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:04,132 OH. UH... 610 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:05,156 AH! 611 00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:07,469 YOU'RE JUST GOING TO 612 00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:10,105 LET HER TAKE 15% OF YOUR INCOME? 613 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,439 WHAT CAN I DO? 614 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,308 WELL, FIRE HER. 615 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,499 DANA, YOU'RE MARRYING AN ENDORSEMENT SLUT. 616 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,713 I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE 617 00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:20,248 SHE GOT YOU ALL THOSE DEALS, THOUGH. 618 00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:23,584 IT IS PRETTY INCREDIBLE, ACTUALLY. 619 00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:25,653 WELL, IF YOU WANT TO AUCTION OFF YOUR LOVE 620 00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:26,888 TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER, IT IS. 621 00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:29,390 IT'S HER JOB, AL. 622 00:27:29,414 --> 00:27:30,625 IT'S HER JOB NOW, 623 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,528 BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LET HER GET HER WAY. 624 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:35,697 IT'S WEIRD. 625 00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:36,697 HEY, PATTY. 626 00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:37,721 HEY. 627 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,104 SHE'S GOT YOU 628 00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:44,238 BRAINWASHED. 629 00:27:44,262 --> 00:27:45,596 NO, SHE DOESN'T. 630 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:49,344 DON'T YOU THINK... 631 00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:51,168 JUST A LITTLE? 632 00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:55,105 MAYBE A LITTLE. 633 00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:06,328 YOUR SKIN LOOKS REALLY GOOD. 634 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,362 I... REALLY? 635 00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:10,698 WELL, I WAS JUST... FORGET IT. 636 00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:13,535 WELL, YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD, TOO. 637 00:28:13,559 --> 00:28:14,991 THANKS. 638 00:28:18,631 --> 00:28:19,941 FEEL MY THIGHS. 639 00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:21,309 THEY'RE GETTING STRONGER. 640 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,544 WOW! 641 00:28:22,568 --> 00:28:23,644 YEAH. 642 00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:25,113 YEAH, BUT THEY'RE TIGHT. 643 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,570 TIGHTER. THEY'RE TIGHT. 644 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,980 AHEM. 645 00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:54,809 YOU GOING TO SHANE'S TONIGHT? 646 00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,178 YEAH. UH-HUH. 647 00:28:57,202 --> 00:28:59,381 COOL. MM-HMM. 648 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:00,682 IS TONYA COMING? 649 00:29:00,706 --> 00:29:03,218 YEAH. 650 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:06,921 OKAY, I'M GOING TO GET BACK CLEANING. 651 00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:08,979 I WAS CLEANING, SO I'M JUST... 652 00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:16,932 I REWROTE MY SUBMISSION. 653 00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:18,533 I ALREADY TOLD YOU THE CLASS IS FULL. 654 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,135 I DID WHAT YOU SAID... 655 00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:21,836 I TURNED IT INTO FICTION. 656 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:23,338 I WANT YOU TO READ IT, 657 00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:25,440 AND I WANT YOU TO TELL ME IF YOU THINK THAT I HAVEN'T. 658 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:26,874 I'M NOT OPENING THIS CAR UNTIL YOU'RE GONE. 659 00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:30,178 THIS... MEANS MORE TO ME THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE, 660 00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:32,280 AND I KNOW THAT YOU CAN MAKE ME 661 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:35,216 A BETTER WRITER. 662 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,885 [SETS PAPERS ON WINDSHIELD] 663 00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:38,508 YOU HAVE ALREADY. 664 00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,385 [CELLPHONE RINGING] 665 00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:51,132 HEY, GIRL. 666 00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:52,300 I WAS JUST CHECKING IN 667 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:53,602 AND SEEING HOW YOU'RE PROGRESSING 668 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,270 WITH GETTING PINK. 669 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,839 YEAH, I TALKED TO, YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE, 670 00:29:57,863 --> 00:29:59,207 AND THEY'RE REALLY EXCITED 671 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:00,976 ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF HER PERFORMING. 672 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,711 YEAH. NO, I KNOW. 673 00:30:02,735 --> 00:30:04,479 I KNOW... 674 00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:07,314 I'M REALLY COUNTING ON THE TREE, YOU KNOW. 675 00:30:07,338 --> 00:30:08,550 DON'T LET ME DOWN. 676 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,886 I'M STILL TRYING, KIT. YEAH. 677 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:11,986 OKAY. 678 00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:13,087 I KNOW. 679 00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:16,224 OKAY. I'M REALLY SORRY. 680 00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:18,015 OKAY. SORRY. RIGHT. 681 00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:21,997 I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT. 682 00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,932 OKAY, YOU GUYS, WE'VE GOT TO KNOW 683 00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,333 SOMEONE WHO KNOWS PINK. 684 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:27,035 GILLIAN. WHAT ABOUT GILLIAN? 685 00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:28,069 NO, GILLIAN GOT MARRIED 686 00:30:28,093 --> 00:30:29,504 AND MOVED TO COSTA RICA OR SOMETHING. 687 00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:30,605 SO SHE'S NOT EVEN 688 00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:33,008 TALKING TO DOROTHY? 689 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:34,609 WHY DON'T YOU JUST PHONE HER AGENT? 690 00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:35,843 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY. 691 00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:37,946 YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE PROMISED KIT YOU'D GET PINK. 692 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:39,914 I KNOW. THANKS. 693 00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:42,217 HEY. HI. HI. 694 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:43,351 OH, JENNY, I'M SORRY. 695 00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:44,552 I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING LATE. 696 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:46,587 WE CAN GO, THOUGH. 697 00:30:46,611 --> 00:30:47,622 NO, NO, NO, DON'T. 698 00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,224 I SKIPPED MY SHIFT. 699 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:50,625 I WAS RUNNING... 700 00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:52,326 I WAS RUNNING AN ERRAND. 701 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:53,828 ALICE, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 702 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,330 ALICE WAS COMPLAINING 703 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:56,531 THERE WEREN'T ENOUGH INTERESTING SINGLE WOMEN IN L.A. 704 00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:58,333 SHE'S NOT SINGLE. 705 00:30:58,357 --> 00:30:59,567 SHE'S... YOU'RE SEEING ROBIN, RIGHT? 706 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:01,502 NO, WE ACTUALLY... WE BROKE UP. 707 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,571 WOW. SO YOU'RE SINGLE? 708 00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:04,572 MM-HMM. 709 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:05,607 WOW. 710 00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:06,774 WHAT HAPPENED? 711 00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:08,709 UM, I DON'T KNOW. 712 00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:10,978 SHE'S SMART, AND SHE'S SEXY, 713 00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:12,146 AND... SHE'S GREAT. 714 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:13,348 BUT SHE BROUGHT A U-HAUL 715 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:14,448 TO THE SECOND DATE. 716 00:31:14,472 --> 00:31:16,784 OH, GOD, DID YOU TALK TO HER? 717 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:17,808 NO. 718 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:21,356 NO. NO, IT'S... 719 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,390 MOVING IN 720 00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:23,624 AFTER A SECOND DATE... 721 00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:26,461 CLASSIC LESBIAN MOVE, 722 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,196 SOMETHING GOOD DOESN'T STAY ON THE SHELF LONG 723 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,196 IN THIS COMMUNITY, 724 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,500 ALICE. 725 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:35,269 WOW, EVERYONE'S HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME. 726 00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:37,138 HEY, BETTE. HI. HI. 727 00:31:37,162 --> 00:31:39,641 I THOUGHT I WOULD INVITE MYSELF 728 00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:42,176 SINCE NO ONE BOTHERS TO ANYMORE. 729 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,567 JOIN US. 730 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,047 SIT. 731 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,216 DOES ANYONE MIND IF I SIT? 732 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,150 OR IS EVERYONE 733 00:31:49,174 --> 00:31:50,218 SUDDENLY GOING TO REMEMBER 734 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:52,153 SOME PLACE THAT THEY HAVE TO BE? 735 00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:54,489 NO ONE'S AVOIDING YOU. WE ALL LOVE YOU. 736 00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:56,090 ESPECIALLY YOU, ALICE. 737 00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:58,293 I DO, ACTUALLY. 738 00:31:58,317 --> 00:31:59,961 IT HASN'T BEEN EASY. 739 00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:01,028 NOBODY LIKES 740 00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,663 CHOOSING SIDES. 741 00:32:02,687 --> 00:32:04,065 BUT YOU DO IT SO WELL. 742 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:05,333 COME ON, BETTE. 743 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:06,500 WHAT, IS IT TIME FOR ME TO SHUT UP? 744 00:32:06,524 --> 00:32:07,969 NO, IT'S... NO. 745 00:32:07,993 --> 00:32:10,905 WE'RE HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, SO... 746 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,340 LET'S DO THAT. 747 00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:15,531 OKAY. OKAY. 748 00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:27,622 THIS IS REALLY AWKWARD. 749 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:28,956 I ALWAYS THINK 750 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,558 WHEN THINGS GET THIS BAD 751 00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:32,448 THAT IT'S BEST TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 752 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:35,430 SO I'M GOING TO ASK A QUESTION 753 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,999 AND EVERYBODY CAN TAKE TURNS ANSWERING. 754 00:32:38,023 --> 00:32:40,635 OKAY, THE QUESTION'S GOING TO BE 755 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,570 IF YOU SAW YOURSELF AT A BAR, 756 00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:44,940 WOULD YOU ASK YOURSELF OUT? 757 00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:46,775 I'LL GO FIRST. 758 00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:47,808 AHEM. 759 00:32:47,832 --> 00:32:50,145 I THINK, IF I SAW MYSELF, 760 00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:52,547 THAT, JUST FOR A MINUTE, 761 00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:53,948 I'D THINK MY THIGHS WERE TOO BIG, 762 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,149 AND THEN I'D DECIDE 763 00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:57,340 THAT I LIKE THAT. 764 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,955 OKAY, SO YOU GO NEXT. 765 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,144 HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO? 766 00:33:03,681 --> 00:33:06,494 I THINK I WOULD WANT TO ASK MYSELF OUT. 767 00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:07,661 IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN, 768 00:33:07,685 --> 00:33:08,897 BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THE BALLS 769 00:33:08,921 --> 00:33:10,320 TO ASK YOURSELF OUT. 770 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:12,901 WELL, 771 00:33:12,925 --> 00:33:14,769 I WOULD FUCK MYSELF... 772 00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:16,070 BUT I WOULDN'T DATE MYSELF. 773 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:18,306 BECAUSE YOU DON'T DO THAT? 774 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,974 IT'S HER HOUSE RULES. 775 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,242 AL, WOULD YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION? 776 00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:22,276 WELL, IT'S A STUPID QUESTION, 777 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,578 BUT OKAY. 778 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:24,979 WHATEVER. OKAY, I DON'T KNOW. 779 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,614 I WOULD THINK THAT I WAS HYSTERICAL 780 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:28,349 AND CHARMING, 781 00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:30,518 BUT I DON'T THINK I'D GO THERE. 782 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,382 SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU WOULD. 783 00:33:35,446 --> 00:33:36,658 OKAY, WH... 784 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:37,725 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU TWO? 785 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:40,128 YOU'RE TOTALLY ON EACH OTHER. 786 00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:42,297 JENNY HASN'T ANSWERED. 787 00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:43,998 I THINK THAT IF I WERE A GUY, 788 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,301 I WOULD DEFINITELY 789 00:33:46,325 --> 00:33:48,102 ASK MYSELF OUT AS A WOMAN, 790 00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:51,005 AND... IF I WERE A WOMAN, 791 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,406 THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY 792 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:53,441 THAT I WOULD EVER 793 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,905 ASK MYSELF OUT AS A WOMAN. 794 00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:58,246 [OTHERS LAUGHING] 795 00:33:58,270 --> 00:33:59,270 INTERESTING. 796 00:34:01,572 --> 00:34:03,051 WHAT ABOUT YOU, BETTE? 797 00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:05,175 BETTE? 798 00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:13,494 [TIPSY]: I WOULD SEE MYSELF... 799 00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:18,354 AND THEN I WOULD GO RUNNING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. 800 00:34:22,995 --> 00:34:25,828 [BETTE CONTINUES LAUGHING] 801 00:34:32,370 --> 00:34:34,748 [ALICE]: OKAY, WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 802 00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:36,250 JUST A FEW MORE STEPS. 803 00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:37,251 [SHANE]: OKAY. 804 00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:38,253 [BETTE]: I JUST NEED TO SLEEP. 805 00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:40,121 I KNOW, BABY. 806 00:34:40,145 --> 00:34:42,265 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE. 807 00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:49,263 [SOBBING] 808 00:34:49,287 --> 00:34:51,232 OH, NO, DON'T CRY. 809 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:53,500 SHH, SHH, SHH. 810 00:34:53,524 --> 00:34:55,625 LIE DOWN. 811 00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,842 [SOBBING] 812 00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:04,579 I'M SORRY. 813 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:05,914 I'M SORRY. 814 00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:09,372 THERE'S NO NEED TO BE SORRY. 815 00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:21,384 I'M SORRY. 816 00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,013 HELLO. 817 00:35:39,037 --> 00:35:44,040 WELCOME TO THE DEFINING MOMENT OF YOUR EXISTENCE. 818 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:50,158 HAS EVERYBODY SIGNED IN? 819 00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:52,549 I HAVEN'T. 820 00:35:56,854 --> 00:35:58,232 LET'S PICK UP 821 00:35:58,256 --> 00:36:00,537 WHERE WE LEFT OFF LAST TIME. 822 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:02,636 WE WERE WRITING ABOUT 823 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:05,239 THE HUNTER AND THE HUNTED... 824 00:36:05,263 --> 00:36:07,575 HOW'S EVERYBODY FEELING ABOUT THAT? 825 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:10,478 A LITTLE SHAKY? 826 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:12,046 UNSURE OF THEMSELVES? 827 00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:16,117 IF NOT, I'LL MAKE YOU FEEL THAT WAY IMMINENTLY. 828 00:36:16,141 --> 00:36:19,220 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 829 00:36:19,244 --> 00:36:21,177 [SIGHS] 830 00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:32,032 HELLO. 831 00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:34,869 OH, GOD, JAMES, THANK GOD IT'S YOU. 832 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:36,203 YEAH, I WAS WORRIED 833 00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:38,272 IT WAS GOING TO BE FRANKLIN BREATHING DOWN MY NECK. 834 00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:40,575 LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO EMAIL ME 835 00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:44,011 LAST YEAR'S PEABODY GRANT APPLICATION. 836 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:47,615 YEAH, I'M COMPLETELY STUCK. 837 00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,150 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 838 00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:50,551 GREAT. THANKS. 839 00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:52,420 NO, I'M NOT COMING IN TODAY. 840 00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:54,588 I'M WORKING FROM HOME. 841 00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:57,158 YEAH, I NEED TO GET THIS GRANT PROPOSAL FINISHED. 842 00:36:57,182 --> 00:36:59,327 ALL RIGHT? 843 00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:00,884 THANKS. 844 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:08,758 [♪♪♪] 845 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,453 [CLUB MUSIC PLAYS] 846 00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:47,809 [♪♪♪] 847 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:50,533 COME ON IN. COME ON IN! 848 00:37:54,739 --> 00:37:56,083 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 849 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,274 IT'S OPEN. 850 00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:01,355 WHA... 851 00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:02,790 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT COMING. 852 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:05,092 T, 853 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:08,196 IT'S THE REOPENING OF THE PLANET. 854 00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:10,231 I MEAN, I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE BETTE, 855 00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:11,699 BUT WE ALL HAVE TO BE THERE 856 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:12,833 TO SUPPORT KIT. 857 00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:14,068 I'M SORRY, I CAN'T. 858 00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:15,202 I NEED TO FINISH 859 00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:16,303 THIS GRANT PROPOSAL 860 00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:17,805 AND TURN IT IN BY TONIGHT. 861 00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:20,574 PLUS, I WANT TO GO BY THE HOUSE AND PICK UP SOME THINGS 862 00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:21,575 WHILE BETTE ISN'T THERE. 863 00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:23,032 GREAT. 864 00:38:29,374 --> 00:38:30,484 REMEMBER HOW I USED TO TELL YOU 865 00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:32,320 IT WOULD SUCK IF YOU AND BETTE BROKE UP? 866 00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:33,420 WELL, IT DOES. 867 00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:36,145 THIS IS SO FUCKED. 868 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:42,329 YOU KNOW, I'M STARTING TO GET SCARED. 869 00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:45,466 AND DRINKING HERSELF TO DEATH, AND YOU'RE... 870 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:46,901 I'M GOING TO SAY IT, TINA. 871 00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,268 YOU'RE EATING YOUR PAIN, 872 00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:50,404 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH WEIGHT YOU'VE GAINED, 873 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:52,473 BUT IF YOU DON'T STOP, 874 00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,275 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO TO SOME ASHRAM, 875 00:38:54,299 --> 00:38:58,746 OR HIRE SOME REALLY MAJORLY IMPORTANT PERSONAL TRAINER, 876 00:38:58,770 --> 00:38:59,980 AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY. 877 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,115 ALICE... 878 00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:02,950 I'M NOT FAT. 879 00:39:02,974 --> 00:39:05,742 T... 880 00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:15,363 SHIT. 881 00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:18,265 I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED. 882 00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:20,434 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 883 00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:22,770 I DID IT WHILE BETTE AND I WERE STILL TOGETHER, 884 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:24,205 BUT I DIDN'T TELL HER 885 00:39:24,229 --> 00:39:26,474 BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE IF IT WOULD TAKE. 886 00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:28,509 I DIDN'T THINK SHE COULD HANDLE 887 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,967 ANOTHER MISCARRIAGE. 888 00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:34,415 OH... 889 00:39:34,439 --> 00:39:36,316 IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 890 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:37,819 NO, IT'S NOT. 891 00:39:37,843 --> 00:39:39,120 IT'S FUCKED UP. 892 00:39:39,144 --> 00:39:40,855 I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY. 893 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,823 I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE MINE AND BETTE'S, 894 00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:45,592 BUT IT'S GOING TO BE MY BABY, 895 00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:47,962 AND I'M GOING TO LOVE HER 896 00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:48,996 AND CARE FOR HER 897 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,832 AND I AM GOING TO GIVE HER 898 00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:53,256 A GREAT SHOT AT LIFE. 899 00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:56,059 COME HERE. 900 00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:09,239 [♪♪♪] 901 00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:38,713 IS THAT CARMEN SPINNING? 902 00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:41,548 YEAH, I HOOKED HER UP WITH KIT. 903 00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:43,851 AREN'T YOU GOING TO GO SAY HI? 904 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:45,307 I DID. 905 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:48,789 WHAT? 906 00:40:48,813 --> 00:40:49,924 I DON'T KNOW, 907 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,091 YOU JUST SOMETIMES REMIND ME 908 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:54,050 OF GUYS THAT I USED TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. 909 00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:58,632 HI. UM... 910 00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:01,790 MAY I HAVE TWO OF... THOSE? 911 00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:34,268 [ALICE]: SORRY. 912 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:35,268 EXCUSE ME. 913 00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:36,470 SHANE! 914 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:37,771 OKAY, UM... I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING 915 00:41:37,795 --> 00:41:39,406 I'M REALLY KIND OF NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU. 916 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:40,674 FIGHT THE URGE. 917 00:41:40,698 --> 00:41:43,110 BUT... BUT I CAN'T. 918 00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:44,611 TRY. 919 00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:45,780 BUT IT'S HARD! 920 00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:48,704 I KNOW, BUT TRY. TURN AROUND. 921 00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:52,686 YOU SHOOK THE LESBIAN PHONE TREE, 922 00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:56,123 AND LOOK WHAT FELL OUT. 923 00:41:56,147 --> 00:41:57,591 OH, MY GOD. 924 00:41:57,615 --> 00:41:59,626 IT'S BETTY. 925 00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:00,528 BOW TO THE POWER THE TREE. 926 00:42:00,552 --> 00:42:01,552 HEY, BETTY RULES. 927 00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:11,238 WHAT? 928 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:12,673 HMM? WHAT? 929 00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:14,257 WHAT? WHAT? 930 00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:56,016 [JENNY]: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE A REGULAR SMOKER. 931 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,619 I'M NOT. I'M... 932 00:42:58,643 --> 00:43:01,088 I QUIT FOUR YEARS AGO. 933 00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:03,079 THANK YOU. 934 00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:10,130 HOW ARE YOU? 935 00:43:10,154 --> 00:43:15,368 HOW WERE YOU WHEN YOUR LIFE FELL APART? 936 00:43:15,392 --> 00:43:17,426 A MESS. 937 00:43:19,797 --> 00:43:22,231 THAT'S IT. THAT'S ME. 938 00:43:24,402 --> 00:43:26,102 YOU KNOW WHAT? 939 00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:29,639 IT DOES GET BETTER. 940 00:43:33,144 --> 00:43:36,323 YOU KNOW, I... I KEEP REPLAYING IT 941 00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:37,891 OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN MY HEAD, 942 00:43:37,915 --> 00:43:40,193 JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 943 00:43:40,217 --> 00:43:41,762 THE EXACT MOMENT 944 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,397 WHEN I COULD HAVE STOPPED MYSELF. 945 00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:45,099 NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN'T. 946 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:49,391 YOU CAN'T DO THAT, BECAUSE WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. 947 00:43:50,895 --> 00:43:52,506 YEAH... 948 00:43:52,530 --> 00:43:54,975 BUT NOT ME. 949 00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:56,932 NOT LIKE THIS. 950 00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:05,719 I DON'T EVEN KNOW 951 00:44:05,743 --> 00:44:08,222 WHY YOU'RE TALKING TO ME ABOUT THIS. 952 00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:09,990 I MEAN, IT WASN'T LIKE I WAS VERY NICE TO YOU 953 00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:13,315 WHEN YOU WENT THROUGH ALL THIS WITH TIM. 954 00:44:17,588 --> 00:44:19,655 I DON'T KNOW. 955 00:44:21,526 --> 00:44:22,903 I GUESS... 956 00:44:22,927 --> 00:44:25,327 I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS. 957 00:45:10,074 --> 00:45:11,452 ALICE! 958 00:45:11,476 --> 00:45:14,255 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT, 959 00:45:14,279 --> 00:45:15,856 YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAID THAT A GOOD WOMAN DIDN'T 960 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,458 SIT ON THE SHELF FOR VERY LONG? 961 00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:19,493 I HOPE I DIDN'T OFFEND YOU. 962 00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:20,427 UH... NO. 963 00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:22,128 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SINGLE 964 00:45:22,152 --> 00:45:23,197 FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, 965 00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:24,865 AND IT MUST BE SO HARD 966 00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:27,134 TO HAVE YOUR BEST FRIEND SO HAPPY AND IN LOVE. 967 00:45:27,158 --> 00:45:28,168 NO. 968 00:45:28,192 --> 00:45:29,302 COME ON, 969 00:45:29,326 --> 00:45:31,471 I'M NOT BLIND, ALICE. 970 00:45:31,495 --> 00:45:33,007 BLIND? BLIND TO WHAT? 971 00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:35,242 YOU WANT THAT FOR YOURSELF. 972 00:45:35,266 --> 00:45:37,544 DANA? NO, NO! 973 00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,511 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, 974 00:45:38,535 --> 00:45:39,647 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT 975 00:45:39,671 --> 00:45:41,048 SHE'S ADORABLE. 976 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,916 YOU'VE GOT TO MISS THAT 977 00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,606 IN YOUR LIFE. 978 00:45:45,877 --> 00:45:47,521 UM... 979 00:45:47,545 --> 00:45:48,922 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO MEAN. 980 00:45:48,946 --> 00:45:50,257 YOU MISS HER. 981 00:45:50,281 --> 00:45:51,292 I BARGED IN 982 00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:52,826 AND I STOLE YOUR BEST BUDDY. 983 00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:54,027 LOOK. 984 00:45:54,051 --> 00:45:55,595 DANA LOVES YOU... 985 00:45:55,619 --> 00:45:58,833 BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW, OKAY, 986 00:45:58,857 --> 00:46:01,702 TON-TON KNOWS HOW TO SHARE. 987 00:46:01,726 --> 00:46:02,936 UM... 988 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,537 OKAY, I'VE GOT TO PEE. 989 00:46:04,561 --> 00:46:05,673 I'VE GOT TO PEE. 990 00:46:05,697 --> 00:46:08,264 I'VE GOT TO PEE! 991 00:46:09,667 --> 00:46:11,011 I'VE GOT TO PEE, TOO. 992 00:46:11,035 --> 00:46:14,548 NOT SO FAST, HOTSTUFF. 993 00:46:14,572 --> 00:46:16,004 MM! 994 00:46:38,163 --> 00:46:40,073 LADIES... AND A FEW GENTLEMEN... 995 00:46:40,097 --> 00:46:43,043 THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE. 996 00:46:43,067 --> 00:46:44,645 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PLACE 997 00:46:44,669 --> 00:46:46,580 WHERE MUSICIANS COULD COME 998 00:46:46,604 --> 00:46:48,649 AND JAM AND GET MUCH LOVE, 999 00:46:48,673 --> 00:46:51,185 SO I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT UP FOR BETTY! 1000 00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:53,119 WHOO! 1001 00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:55,122 GIVE IT UP! GIVIN' IT UP FOR KIT PORTER! 1002 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:57,291 DOES SHE KNOW HOW TO THROW A PARTY OR WHAT? 1003 00:46:57,315 --> 00:47:00,349 [SHOUTING, CHEERING] 1004 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:07,034 ♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪ 1005 00:47:07,058 --> 00:47:09,669 ♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪ 1006 00:47:09,693 --> 00:47:13,673 ♪ IF YOU WANT IT COME AND GET IT ♪ 1007 00:47:13,697 --> 00:47:15,864 ♪ I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU DO ♪ 1008 00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:18,812 ♪ IF YOU WORK AND ♪ 1009 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,681 ♪ IF YOU'RE WORTHY ♪ 1010 00:47:20,705 --> 00:47:23,583 ♪ I JUST MIGHT GIVE IT TO YOU ♪ 1011 00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:27,387 ♪ I AM THE IT GIRL ♪ ♪ AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU ♪ 1012 00:47:27,411 --> 00:47:29,990 ♪ OHH, IT GIRL ♪ 1013 00:47:30,014 --> 00:47:34,561 ♪ I AM THE IT GIRL ♪ ♪ AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU ♪ 1014 00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:38,365 ♪ OHH, IT GIRL ♪ 1015 00:47:38,389 --> 00:47:40,367 ♪ I'M A REGULAR JOSEPHINE ♪ 1016 00:47:40,391 --> 00:47:42,736 ♪ A SILENT MOVIE QUEEN ♪ 1017 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,638 ♪ A '70s TV DREAMER ♪ 1018 00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:46,473 ♪ AND THE STAR OF A WINNING TEAM ♪ 1019 00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:48,741 ♪ I CAN DRIVE ANY HOTROD CAR ♪ 1020 00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:50,544 ♪ GOT MY NAME IN A CEMENT STAR ♪ 1021 00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:52,079 ♪ TOSS ONE BACK IN A FAMOUS BAR ♪ 1022 00:47:52,103 --> 00:47:53,146 ♪ DARLIN', IF AND WHEN I'VE GONE TOO FAR ♪ 1023 00:47:53,170 --> 00:47:58,518 ♪ DARLIN' I AM THE ONE ♪ 1024 00:47:58,542 --> 00:48:00,787 ♪ FOR FUN ♪ 1025 00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:02,745 ♪ EVERYONE ♪ 1026 00:48:04,849 --> 00:48:06,026 ♪ UH-HUH ♪ 1027 00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:07,995 ♪ UH-HUH ♪ 1028 00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:10,197 ♪ UH-HUH ♪ 1029 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:11,665 ♪ UH-HUH ♪ 1030 00:48:11,689 --> 00:48:15,068 ♪ IF YOU WANT IT COME AND GET IT ♪ 1031 00:48:15,092 --> 00:48:17,003 ♪ I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU DO ♪ 1032 00:48:17,027 --> 00:48:18,405 [CHEERING] 1033 00:48:18,429 --> 00:48:21,241 ♪ IF YOU WORK AND IF YOU'RE WORTHY ♪ 1034 00:48:21,265 --> 00:48:25,479 ♪ I JUST MIGHT GIVE IT TO YOU ♪ 1035 00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:29,016 ♪ I AM THE IT GIRL ♪ ♪ AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU ♪ 1036 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:33,186 ♪ OHH, IT GIRL ♪ 1037 00:48:33,210 --> 00:48:35,822 ♪ I AM THE IT GIRL ♪ ♪ AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU ♪ 1038 00:48:35,846 --> 00:48:40,927 ♪ OHH, IT GIRL ♪ 1039 00:48:40,951 --> 00:48:42,396 ♪ I'M THE QUEEN OF THE RODEO ♪ 1040 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,331 ♪ BEAST DOWN AT THE DRIVE-IN SHOW ♪ 1041 00:48:44,355 --> 00:48:46,533 ♪ ROCK GODDESS ON THE RADIO ♪ 1042 00:48:46,557 --> 00:48:48,702 ♪ AND THE NEXT-DOOR-NEIGHBOR THAT YOU WANT TO KNOW ♪ 1043 00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:50,170 ♪ I CAN WORK ANY HARDWARE TOOLS ♪ 1044 00:48:50,194 --> 00:48:52,472 ♪ GRADUATED FROM THE FINEST SCHOOLS... ♪ 1045 00:48:52,496 --> 00:48:54,374 BEER? 1046 00:48:54,398 --> 00:48:55,509 SURE. CHEERS. 1047 00:48:55,533 --> 00:49:00,781 ♪ DARLIN' I AM THE ONE ♪ 1048 00:49:00,805 --> 00:49:03,283 ♪ FOR FUN ♪ 1049 00:49:03,307 --> 00:49:04,385 ♪ EVERYONE ♪ 1050 00:49:04,409 --> 00:49:07,521 [CHEERING] 1051 00:49:07,545 --> 00:49:13,760 ♪ WORSHIP ME ♪ 1052 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:20,100 ♪ ON YOUR KNEES ♪ 1053 00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:25,505 ♪ WELL, I AM AMOROUS, GLAMOROUS ♪ 1054 00:49:25,529 --> 00:49:29,543 ♪ DANGEROUS, SCANDALOUS... ♪ 1055 00:49:29,567 --> 00:49:31,411 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A KID, 1056 00:49:31,435 --> 00:49:34,147 AND I SAW YOU ONSTAGE, 1057 00:49:34,171 --> 00:49:37,617 "THAT'S MY SISTER. SHE CAN DO ANYTHING." 1058 00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:40,575 I FEEL LIKE THAT RIGHT NOW. 1059 00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:49,796 [APPLAUDING] 1060 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:50,864 THANK YOU! 1061 00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:53,200 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 1062 00:49:53,224 --> 00:49:55,368 KIT PORTER IS MY IDOL, 1063 00:49:55,392 --> 00:49:57,671 AND TO BE STANDING HERE ON HER STAGE, 1064 00:49:57,695 --> 00:49:59,272 AFTER GROWING UP LISTENING TO HER MUSIC 1065 00:49:59,296 --> 00:50:01,308 IS... IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE. 1066 00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:02,542 KIT, KIT PORTER, 1067 00:50:02,566 --> 00:50:04,410 WILL YOU PLEASE COME UP AND SING HERE WITH US? 1068 00:50:04,434 --> 00:50:06,646 COME ON! 1069 00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:07,950 COME ON. 1070 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:33,507 ♪ I DON'T NEED WHOLE LOTS OF MONEY ♪ 1071 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,075 ♪ I DON'T NEED ♪ 1072 00:50:36,099 --> 00:50:39,012 ♪ A BIG, FINE CAR ♪ 1073 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:41,515 ♪ I'VE GOT EVERYTHING ♪ 1074 00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:45,685 ♪ THAT A MAN COULD WANT ♪ 1075 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:52,192 ♪ I GOT MORE... THAN I COULD ASK FOR ♪ 1076 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:56,496 ♪ I DON'T HAVE TO RUN AROUND ♪ 1077 00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:01,268 ♪ I DON'T HAVE TO STAY OUT ALL NIGHT ♪ 1078 00:51:01,292 --> 00:51:03,069 ♪ 'CAUSE I'VE GOT ME ♪ 1079 00:51:03,093 --> 00:51:07,307 ♪ A SWEET SWEET, LOVING WOMAN ♪ 1080 00:51:07,331 --> 00:51:12,713 ♪ AND SHE KNOWS JUST HOW TO TREAT ME RIGHT ♪ 1081 00:51:12,737 --> 00:51:14,748 ♪ WELL, MY BABY ♪ 1082 00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:18,585 ♪ SHE'S ALL RIGHT ♪ 1083 00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:21,421 ♪ WELL, MY BABY ♪ 1084 00:51:21,445 --> 00:51:23,690 ♪ SHE'S CLEAN OUT OF SIGHT ♪ 1085 00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:25,058 ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ♪ 1086 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:29,962 ♪ SHE'S SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪ 1087 00:51:29,986 --> 00:51:32,098 ♪ YES, SHE IS, YEAH ♪ 1088 00:51:32,122 --> 00:51:35,835 ♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪ 1089 00:51:35,859 --> 00:51:38,939 ♪ YEAH ♪ 1090 00:51:38,963 --> 00:51:40,941 ♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪ 1091 00:51:40,965 --> 00:51:42,609 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET OUT OF HERE? 1092 00:51:42,633 --> 00:51:43,777 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1093 00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:45,245 [CHUCKLES] 1094 00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:47,681 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1095 00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:50,384 ♪ WHEN I HOLD HER IN MY ARMS ♪ 1096 00:51:50,408 --> 00:51:52,786 YEAH, I DO, BUT, UM... 1097 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,554 I'M ACTUALLY STILL WORKING, 1098 00:51:54,578 --> 00:51:58,091 SO MAYBE WE CAN DO IT SOME OTHER TIME? 1099 00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,259 YEAH, I WOULD LIKE THAT. 1100 00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,394 YEAH? MM-HMM. 1101 00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:04,731 ♪ OOH, WHEN MY BABY KISSES ME ♪ 1102 00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:10,137 ♪ MY HEART BECOMES FILLED WITH DESIRE ♪ 1103 00:52:10,161 --> 00:52:14,941 ♪ WHEN SHE WRAPS HER LOVING ARMS AROUND ME ♪ 1104 00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:20,747 ♪ IT 'BOUT DRIVES ME OUT OF MY MIND ♪ 1105 00:52:20,771 --> 00:52:23,417 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1106 00:52:23,441 --> 00:52:27,254 ♪ YEAH, WHEN MY BABY KISSES ME ♪ 1107 00:52:27,278 --> 00:52:32,526 ♪ CHILLS RUN UP AND DOWN MY SPINE ♪ 1108 00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:37,998 ♪ WELL, MY BABY SHE'S ALL RIGHT ♪ 1109 00:52:38,022 --> 00:52:43,937 ♪ WELL, MY BABY SHE'S CLEAN OUT OF SIGHT ♪ 1110 00:52:43,961 --> 00:52:45,438 ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ♪ 1111 00:52:45,462 --> 00:52:51,944 ♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪ 1112 00:52:51,968 --> 00:52:56,750 ♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪ 1113 00:52:56,774 --> 00:53:00,420 ♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪ 1114 00:53:00,444 --> 00:53:07,460 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1115 00:53:07,484 --> 00:53:11,865 ♪ IS THERE ANYBODY IS THERE ANYBODY ♪ 1116 00:53:11,889 --> 00:53:17,970 ♪ GOT A SWEET LITTLE WOMAN LIKE MINE? ♪ 1117 00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:21,508 ♪ GOT TO BE SOMEBODY ♪ 1118 00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:24,211 ♪ I KNOW THERE'S SOMEBODY ♪ 1119 00:53:24,235 --> 00:53:27,513 ♪ GOT A SWEET LITTLE WOMAN LIKE MINE ♪ 1120 00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:29,816 TINA... 1121 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,486 ♪ CAN I GET A WITNESS? ♪ ♪ HONEY, CAN I GET A WITNESS? ♪ 1122 00:53:33,510 --> 00:53:35,321 ♪ CAN I, CAN I? CAN I, CAN I? 1123 00:53:35,345 --> 00:53:37,123 ♪ CAN I GET A WITNESS? ♪ 1124 00:53:37,147 --> 00:53:39,826 ♪ CAN I GET A... CAN I? ♪ 1125 00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:42,796 ♪ CAN I GET A WITNESS? ♪ 1126 00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:44,130 ♪ CAN I, CAN I, CAN I... ♪ 1127 00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:45,999 ♪ WITNESS ♪ 1128 00:53:46,023 --> 00:53:47,967 ♪ CAN I GET A WITNESS? ♪ 1129 00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:51,671 ♪ CAN I, CAN I... ♪ 1130 00:53:51,695 --> 00:53:54,141 ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1131 00:53:54,165 --> 00:53:56,909 ♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪ 1132 00:53:56,933 --> 00:53:59,713 ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1133 00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:05,251 ♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪ 1134 00:54:05,275 --> 00:54:08,187 ♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪ 1135 00:54:08,211 --> 00:54:10,924 ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪ 1136 00:54:10,948 --> 00:54:16,630 ♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪ 1137 00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:22,269 ♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪ 1138 00:54:22,293 --> 00:54:25,672 ♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪ 1139 00:54:25,696 --> 00:54:28,075 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1140 00:54:28,099 --> 00:54:35,704 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH... ♪♪ 68778

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