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PREVIOUSLY ON THE L WORD...
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YOU GAVE UP YOUR AUTONOMY
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IN A RELATIONSHIP
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THAT THE LAW DOESN'T RECOGNIZE,
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AND YOUR EX CONTROLS EVERYTHING.
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SO YOU SENT HER TO
FUCKING JOYCE WISCHNIA?
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I JUST SUGGESTED
SHE SEE A LAWYER.
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IF YOU WANT TO SIGN
A SIX-MONTH LEASE...
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I WILL SIGN A SIX-MONTH LEASE,
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AND I DON'T CARE
IF I LOSE MY MONEY
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AS LONG AS IT MEANS
TINA'S COMING HOME.
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DO YOU NOTICE
ANYTHING ABOUT HER?
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YEAH, SHE LOOKS A
LITTLE BIT LIKE BETTE.
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[BETTE]: SO YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR A ROOMMATE.
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[SHANE]: WE SHOULD TALK.
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OKAY.
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YEAH, THOSE RELATIONSHIPS...
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THEY CAN REALLY FUCK YOU UP.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO
BE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
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NO, I DON'T.
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WELL, ARROGANT IS FINE.
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OVERLY PRECIOUS, BAD PUNS
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ARE TO BE AVOIDED,
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ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE WANTS
TO BE ACCEPTED INTO MY CLASS.
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NOW, YOU KNOW, WE'VE SET A DATE.
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WE'D REALLY LIKE YOUR BLESSING.
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[DANA]: I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
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YOU HAVE TO GET OUT.
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THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES.
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ARE YOU THREE? CAN'T
YOU HOLD IT FOR A MINUTE?
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[SHANE]: ARE YOU GUYS
GETTING IT ON YET, OR WHAT?
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NO!
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I HAVE A CHECK FOR $50,000.
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I'M COMING IN AS YOUR PARTNER.
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IT'S A BUSINESS
ARRANGEMENT, KIT.
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THAT'S HOW IT'S GOT TO BE.
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[KEYBOARD CLICKING]
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[ANIMAL NOISES IN JUNGLE]
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[GASPS]: TONYA.
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ALICE, YOU BAD, BAD GIRL.
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WHAT? WHY?
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DON'T LIE.
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TONYA KNOWS ALL...
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AND SHE'S MAD.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY?
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[GASPS]
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY,
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YOU DON'T PLAY
WITHOUT THE TON TON.
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WHAT ABOUT DANA?
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SHH...
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SOMEONE'S HUNGRY.
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STARVING.
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[GASPS]
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WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
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WHAT YOU TWO HAVE IN MIND?
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OKAY, WELL,
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MY CLIENT AND I
HAVE EVERY INTENTION
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OF MAKING THIS AS
PAINLESS AS POSSIBLE.
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WE ARE OFFERING
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TO COVER ALL LIVING EXPENSES
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FOR MS. KENNARD,
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INCLUDING HER OWN APARTMENT
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AND AN INITIAL $10,000 STIPEND
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TO BE DISBURSED ANY
WAY MS. KENNARD SEES FIT.
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OH, COME ON,
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BERT.
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THAT'S SWEET, BUT SHORT-TERM.
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WE'RE HERE TO TALK
FINAL SEPARATION.
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THE LAST HURRAH.
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WHAT?
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THIS WASN'T A MARRIAGE.
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IT WASN'T?
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WELL, LET'S SEE.
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WE'VE GOT A HOUSE...
CARS, VACATIONS,
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LOVE, COMMITMENT,
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A PROMISE TO BE TRUE,
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A BABY THAT WAS LOST,
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A TRUST THAT WAS BROKEN.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
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BUT THAT SOUNDS
LIKE A MARRIAGE TO ME.
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DOES THAT SOUND LIKE
A MARRIAGE TO YOU?
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IT WAS.
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BETTE.
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IT'S A MARRIAGE THAT I
DON'T WANT TO HAVE END.
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YEAH, WELL, IT'S A
LITTLE LATE FOR THAT.
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SO LET'S GET BACK
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TO THE BUSINESS AT HAND,
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THE EQUITABLE DIVISION OF FUNDS.
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I THINK WE'VE GOT IT...
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HOW MANY TIMES DO I
HAVE TO SAY I'M SORRY?
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HERE WE GO.
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[BETTE]: I AM.
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PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO US.
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THIS IS NOT WHAT WE ARE.
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TINA...
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WE CAN FIX THIS.
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OKAY? WE CAN FIX THIS.
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TINA...
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DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?
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DO YOU? DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?
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DON'T DO THIS.
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DON'T DESTROY US.
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OH, IF I COULD JUST
INTERJECT FOR A SECOND HERE.
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UM... IT WASN'T TINA WHO
DESTROYED THIS RELATIONSHIP.
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THAT WAS YOU,
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AND IT'S A GOOD
THING TO REMEMBER,
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AS YOU'RE DEALING
WITH THE CONSEQUENCES.
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I AM DEALING WITH
THE CONSEQUENCES.
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WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, BUT
THIS MOMENT ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
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THIS IS ABOUT TINA
AND WHAT SHE WANTS.
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TINA, IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?
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I-I THINK THINGS
NEED TO BE DIFFERENT.
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DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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THEY WILL BE DIFFERENT.
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SO WHY DON'T YOU
GET OFF THE FLOOR
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AND LET HER DO WHAT
SHE WANTS FOR ONCE,
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INSTEAD OF YOU RUNNING
THE WHOLE SHOW?
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COME ON.
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WHY DON'T WE RESCHEDULE THIS
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AT A TIME WHEN EVERYONE
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IS FEELING A LITTLE
LESS DRAMATIC?
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WELL, TALK ABOUT A
COMMAND PERFORMANCE.
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MERYL STREEP COULDN'T
HAVE DONE IT ANY BETTER.
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I AM INSTRUCTING YOU
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NOT TO HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH
HER UNTIL WE GET THIS THING SETTLED.
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SHE'LL JUST WEAR YOU DOWN
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UNTIL SHE GETS WHAT SHE WANTS.
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I'VE SEEN IT
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A THOUSAND TIMES.
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"I CHEATED ON YOU.
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"FEEL SORRY FOR ME.
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I'M IN PAIN!"
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[PUSHES BUTTON ON INTERCOM]
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HEY, EMILY,
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WILL YOU GET ME A PROTEIN SHAKE?
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TINA, YOU WANT ANYTHING?
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NO, NO. NO, THANK YOU.
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I'M... GOD! I'M JUST
SO FUCKING MAD!
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WELL, GOOD, GOOD!
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ANGER WILL HELP
YOU CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
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COME ON, SIT DOWN.
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OH. OH...
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OKAY, I WANT YOU TO TELL
ME WHAT YOU NEED RIGHT NOW.
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AN ICE CREAM SUNDAE?
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FOOT MASSAGE?
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I NEED MY OWN LIFE.
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TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO
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TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
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I'M HAVING A BABY.
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I DON'T HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE.
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I'M SLEEPING ON
MY FRIEND'S COUCH.
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I'VE BEEN THERE FOR A MONTH.
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I KNOW SHE WANTS ME OUT.
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I SHOULD TAKE THAT DEAL.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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MY GUESTHOUSE IS EMPTY,
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AND YOU'RE GOING TO MOVE INTO IT
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UNTIL WE GET THE DEAL WE WANT.
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JOYCE, I CAN'T DO THAT.
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WHY NOT?
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WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE LUGGAGE?
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YOU CAN'T LIFT HEAVY THINGS?
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I'LL GET SOMEBODY TO HELP YOU.
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YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF MY CLIENTS
HAVE STAYED IN MY GUESTHOUSE?
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PLENTY.
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I'M HAPPY TO HAVE IT TO OFFER.
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OKAY. GOOD GIRL.
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[HORNS HONKING]
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ARE YOU BLIND?
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YOU FUCKING WENT THROUGH A RED!
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GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR!
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[POUNDING ON GLASS]
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COME ON, GET OUT OF THE CAR.
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GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR!
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YOU NEED TO STOP YELLING.
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NO ONE WAS HURT.
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I HAVE INSURANCE,
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SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND
ME, YOU FUCKING IDIOT,
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OR DO I NEED TO SCREAM LIKE
YOU, LIKE A FUCKING INSANE SAVAGE?
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YOU'RE GOING TO
BE ONE SORRY BITCH.
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
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I'M NOT ALREADY?
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WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK I'M NOT ALREADY?
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STUFF THERE FOR YOU TO DO...
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TAKE THOSE TWO BOARDS OUT.
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OKAY.
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[IMPRESSED]: KIT.
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I DIDN'T EXPECT IT
TO CHANGE SO MUCH.
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IT IS GOING TO BE
A DIFFERENT PLACE.
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I GOT A REAL SOUND SYSTEM
COMING HERE TOMORROW,
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AND THEY'RE GOING TO
FINISH THE FLOOR TODAY.
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THE STAGE...
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THE STAGE IS ALWAYS
GOING TO BE READY.
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WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
KEYBOARDS, DRUMS, GUITARS,
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JUST IN CASE
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A LENNY KRAVITZ COMES INTO TOWN.
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IF SHERYL CROW,
MARY J. COME IN HERE,
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AND THEY WANT
TO KICK IT AND JAM,
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THEY GOT A PLACE,
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AND I GOT A JAZZ QUARTET
FOR THE OPENING NIGHT.
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MAN, THEY'RE THE BOMB.
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A JAZZ QUARTET?
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YEAH. MM-HMM.
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KIT, THIS IS...
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WEST HOLLYWOOD.
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THIS IS GAY TOWN.
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YOU GOT TO GIVE THE
GIRLIES WHAT THEY WANT.
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WELL, I-I-I CAN'T
CHANGE THAT NOW.
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THAT'S MASON RAY, YOU KNOW?
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HE WAS WITH THE VELVETS
AND THE SHEFFIELDS.
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Y'ALL HEARD OF HIM, RIGHT?
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NO.
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[SIGHS]
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NO, NO, NO, IT'S GOING TO...
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IT'S TOTALLY GOING TO BE OKAY.
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KIT, I SWEAR,
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IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
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NO, PEOPLE LIKE
THAT MUSIC, THEY DO.
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NOT THE PEOPLE
THAT COME IN HERE.
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW, SHE'S RIGHT.
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I'M NOT PLAYING TO
MY CORE AUDIENCE.
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WE'LL FIND YOU SOMEONE.
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I KNOW. I KNOW!
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PINK. PINK!
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SHE'S IN TOWN.
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AL, HOW ARE YOU
GOING TO GET TO PINK?
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WE'VE GOT TO KNOW A
LESBIAN WHO KNOWS A LESBIAN
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WHO KNOWS ANOTHER
ONE WHO KNOWS HER.
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WE COULD GET TO HER, RIGHT?
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RIGHT.
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SHE WOULD LOVE TO PLAY HERE.
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YEAH, THAT'S NOT
GOING TO HAPPEN.
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KIT,
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BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF
THE LESBIAN PHONE TREE.
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I NEED SOMETHING SOLID.
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I KNOW SOMEONE WHO'S A
DJ, AND SHE'S EXCELLENT,
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BUT I KNOW THAT'S NOT
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
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NO, UH, NO, I'LL TAKE IT.
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I WILL DEFINITELY TAKE IT,
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AND SHE'D BETTER BE GOOD.
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SHE IS.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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MISS BIRCH?
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YES?
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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UH...
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MY NAME IS JENNIFER SCHECTER.
250
00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,446
UM...
251
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,515
I APPLIED FOR YOUR
WRITING CLASS.
252
00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:40,583
THE CLASS IS FULL.
253
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,551
YOU CAN TRY AGAIN NEXT SEMESTER.
254
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,088
I-I-I REALIZE THAT,
255
00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,622
BUT I JUST, ACTUALLY...
256
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,814
WANTED TO KNOW
WHY I DIDN'T GET IN.
257
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,497
MAYBE IT'S YOUR
SELF-CONSCIOUSNESS.
258
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:57,867
THE SCHOOL-GIRL OUTFIT
YOU CAME IN HERE WITH.
259
00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,769
AM I SUPPOSED TO FALL FOR THAT?
260
00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,972
I WANT REAL WRITERS
IN THIS CLASS.
261
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,742
FICTION WRITERS.
262
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,243
YOU DON'T WRITE LIKE THAT.
263
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,911
YOU JOURNAL.
264
00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,279
YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU CHANGE
265
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,281
THE CIRCUMSTANCE
AND THE SETTINGS
266
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,183
THAT YOU'RE CREATING...
267
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,684
BUT YOU'RE NOT,
268
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,386
AND I'M NOT HERE
269
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:21,424
TO READ THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY
OF MISS JENNY SCHECTER.
270
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,381
[SIGHS]
271
00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,967
BECOME A WRITER FIRST...
272
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,258
THEN MAYBE.
273
00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:55,914
[PAPERS SHUFFLING]
274
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,886
WELL, THANK YOU
FOR LETTING ME KNOW.
275
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:07,091
BUT PLEASE DON'T
PRESUME THAT YOU KNOW ME.
276
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,148
THIS IS GOING TO BE
GREAT, YOU KNOW?
277
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,317
AND THEN THE PLACE
WILL BE ALL YOURS.
278
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,086
YOU COULD HAVE STAYED
279
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,821
TOTALLY AS LONG AS
YOU WANTED AT MY PLACE,
280
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,089
TO LET YOU KNOW.
281
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,157
STOP FEELING BAD.
282
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,192
YOU NEED YOUR APARTMENT BACK
283
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,292
SO YOU CAN WORK.
284
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:31,727
WELL, I KNOW, BUT
I JUST, YOU KNOW...
285
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,862
FRIENDS SHOULD
SACRIFICE FOR EACH OTHER,
286
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,563
AND I WANT TO SACRIFICE.
287
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,688
YOU'VE ALREADY SACRIFICED.
288
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,869
WHOA. IS THIS A GUEST HOUSE?
289
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,738
OKAY, I OFFICIALLY
STOPPED FEELING BAD.
290
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,873
FOR SURE.
291
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:47,109
THINK ABOUT THE BREAKUPS
THAT BUILT THIS HOUSE.
292
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,644
WELL, I MEAN, LET'S NOT FORGET
293
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,579
SHE DOES USE HER
POWERS FOR GOOD.
294
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,913
IF IT WEREN'T FOR HER,
295
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,448
THERE'D BE NO
SECOND-PARENT ADOPTIONS.
296
00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:55,485
I DON'T THINK IT
WAS THE ADOPTIONS
297
00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:56,953
THAT PAID FOR THIS PLACE.
298
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,254
WHOA.
299
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,146
YOU'RE STOKED.
300
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,895
I JUST WANTED TO
GIVE THIS TO YOU.
301
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,353
THE BANK SENT IT TO MY HOUSE.
302
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,701
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
303
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,737
I'VE BEEN BETTER.
304
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:17,039
ME TOO.
305
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,574
[SIGHS]
306
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,908
HAVE YOU EATEN?
307
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,210
NO.
308
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,611
WANT ME TO ORDER SOMETHING?
309
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,069
I GUESS.
310
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,421
I MAY NOT BE ABLE
311
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,123
TO PULL THIS OFF BY FRIDAY.
312
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,758
HALF OF MY DELIVERIES AREN'T IN,
313
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,360
AND THE SOUND SYSTEM
MAY NOT BE READY.
314
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,862
KIT.
315
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:42,230
TINA IS TAKING LEGAL
ACTION AGAINST ME.
316
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:43,432
SHE'S DIVORCING ME,
317
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:46,168
AND I SMASHED MY
CAR IN AN INTERSECTION.
318
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,791
SO...
319
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,744
YOU WANT MEXICAN?
320
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,735
SURE.
321
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,421
HI. I'M SORRY.
322
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:07,557
OH, NO, NO.
323
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:08,690
HEY, THAT'S OKAY.
324
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:09,991
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
325
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,994
WHAT SAYS YOU CARE MORE?
326
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,462
BEER OR SOY MILK?
327
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,763
SOY MILK.
328
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,465
BUT THAT'S NOT VERY
SEXY, THOUGH, IS IT?
329
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,599
NO.
330
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:18,901
NO.
331
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:21,737
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT,
332
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,772
AND THERE'S MORE IN
THE FRIDGE IF YOU WANT IT,
333
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,507
AND I'M CARMEN.
334
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,142
AND I'M JENNY.
335
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,110
I KNOW.
336
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,545
[LAUGHS]
337
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,579
NICE TO MEET YOU.
338
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,181
OH, UM...
339
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,884
SORRY YOU HAD TO MEET ME
IN MY "SUPA-LOVA" COSTUME.
340
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:35,884
NO, IT'S NICE.
341
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:36,885
OKAY.
342
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:37,886
I LIKE IT.
343
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,843
GOOD NIGHT.
344
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:47,596
HEY.
345
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,964
HEY.
346
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,499
ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?
347
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:55,003
UM, YEAH, I WAS
THINKING OF GOING OUT.
348
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,138
WERE YOU?
349
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,096
WELL, I, UH...
350
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,210
I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY.
351
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,377
REALLY?
352
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,812
YEAH, I DO.
353
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,882
I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY HOME...
354
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,384
AND I THINK YOU SHOULD
PLAY A GAME WITH ME.
355
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,386
OH, YEAH?
356
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,386
MM-HMM.
357
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:15,257
THIS GAME IS CALLED...
358
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,426
"TOO HOT,"
359
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:21,029
AND HERE'S HOW WE PLAY.
360
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:24,666
WE... START KISSING...
361
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,835
AND WE CAN'T STOP KISSING...
362
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,593
MM-HMM?
363
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,345
BUT WE ALSO CAN'T TOUCH.
364
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,512
NO TOUCHING.
365
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:38,547
[LAUGHS]
366
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,116
SO THEN, IF YOU TOUCH ME,
367
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,918
THEN YOU LOSE,
368
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:47,378
AND THAT MEANS I CAN
DO WHATEVER I WANT.
369
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:51,260
AND WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU TOUCH ME?
370
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,384
THEN...
371
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,598
I LOSE,
372
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,300
AND YOU GET TO DO
373
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,636
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME.
374
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,593
MM.
375
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:09,044
SO... ARE YOU READY?
376
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,079
YEAH.
377
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,547
OKAY.
378
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,482
HANDS OFF.
379
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,440
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
380
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:45,681
MM... MM-MM.
381
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,671
[PROTESTING]: MM!
382
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,686
WOW.
383
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,488
LIE DOWN...
384
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,555
BITCH.
385
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,590
OH, YOU'RE SO AWFUL.
386
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,547
MM...
387
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:01,597
DID I SAY YOU COULD TOUCH ME?
388
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,765
NO.
389
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,334
NO, AND WHY?
390
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,236
BECAUSE I LOST.
391
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,205
THAT'S RIGHT. AND?
392
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:12,708
WHAT? I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
393
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,009
BECAUSE YOU WON.
394
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,944
THAT'S RIGHT, I WON.
395
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,901
LOSER.
396
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,721
STAY.
397
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:27,723
[CHUCKLING]
398
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,681
YOU'RE SUCH A... BITCH.
399
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,897
[JENNY]: THERE I
WAS AT THE CARNIVAL.
400
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,132
LIFE WAS SO SIMPLE...
401
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,301
AND LOTS TO DO
AT THE CARNIVAL...
402
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,168
STEP RIGHT UP!
403
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,637
HURRY, HURRY.
404
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,738
KEEP 'EM COMING.
405
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:43,738
BULLDOG.
406
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,974
SEE THE RESULTS IN A JAR!
407
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,778
[DISTORTED VOICES]
408
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:50,835
[BOYS SNIGGERING]
409
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,489
[♪♪♪]
410
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,446
[PANTING]
411
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,729
TELL ME WHERE YOU GREW UP.
412
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,431
TELL ME...
413
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:47,324
TELL ME WHERE THIS CAME FROM.
414
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,272
NOTHING?
415
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,774
NOT GOING TO TALK?
416
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,176
OKAY, UM...
417
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,879
HOW ABOUT...
418
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,246
HOW ABOUT A HAMSTER?
419
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,415
DID YOU EVER HAVE A
HAMSTER, GROWING UP?
420
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,883
NO?
421
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,551
OKAY. UM.
422
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:04,987
BROTHER AND SISTER.
423
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:07,422
HOW MANY OF THOSE DID YOU HAVE?
424
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:08,490
YOU KNOW WHAT?
425
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:11,448
LET'S START WITH MOM AND DAD.
426
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,963
ARE THEY MARRIED, DIVORCED?
427
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,432
DO YOU WRITE THEM, DO YOU...
428
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:18,434
SEE THEM?
429
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:22,059
DO YOU LOVE THEM?
I MEAN, ANYTHING.
430
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,715
I'M GOING TO GO OUT.
431
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:34,739
[SIGHS]
432
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,663
OKAY, UM, WHAT
ABOUT YOUR TATTOO?
433
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,086
WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT?
434
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,089
HMM?
435
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,705
I LIKE IT.
436
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,273
GOOD. YOU LIKE IT.
437
00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,863
GREAT.
438
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,146
YOU KNOW WHAT? UM...
439
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:11,075
I GUESS, UH, I'M GOING
TO BE LEAVING, SO...
440
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,957
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
HAVE, LIKE, HOUSE RULES...
441
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:16,958
NO, I DON'T HAVE... THERE ARE...
442
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,861
THERE ARE NO HOUSE RULES.
443
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,862
RIGHT. RIGHT.
444
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,965
THERE'S NOT. OKAY.
445
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:27,135
I... I DON'T LIKE SLEEPOVERS.
446
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,870
I'M SORRY...
447
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,773
BUT I DON'T.
448
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,175
OKAY.
449
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,509
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
EXPLAIN ANYTHING.
450
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,234
IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
451
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,938
WELL, GET READY.
452
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,294
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT...
453
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,985
AT THE DINAH SHORE
WEEKEND, OF ALL PLACES.
454
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,000
HERE COMES THE BRIDE!
455
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,901
HONEY. HI, HONEY.
456
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:00,902
MM. MM.
457
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:01,970
WHAT'S GOING ON?
458
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,572
THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US.
459
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,240
DANA... YEAH?
460
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,275
THIS IS VANESSA GODSON
WITH ABSOLUT VODKA.
461
00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:09,010
YOU KNOW BRIAN KARIKAWA... HI.
462
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:10,345
FROM SUBARU.
463
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:13,215
NINA ALEXANDER
FROM BRIDE MAGAZINE.
464
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,351
WE HAVE ROMAN BROWN FROM WILSON.
465
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,451
HI.
466
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,086
SAM COUNTER FROM THE ADVOCATE.
467
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,589
AND OF COURSE YOU KNOW
OUR BUSINESS MANAGER.
468
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,257
ERIC?
469
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,758
HEY, DANA.
470
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,549
HAVE A SEAT.
471
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,664
OKAY.
472
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:29,798
RESEARCH SHOWS
473
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,500
OUR COUNTRY IS
OBSESSED WITH WEDDINGS,
474
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,068
ESPECIALLY CELEBRITY WEDDINGS.
475
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,871
TOGETHER, WE'RE GOING
TO PRODUCE AN EVENT
476
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,039
UNLIKE ANY THEY'VE EVER SEEN.
477
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,975
WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER
478
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,911
CORPORATE-SPONSORED
CELEBRITY LESBIAN WEDDING!
479
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:43,935
[APPLAUDING]
480
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,218
NOW, IF WE COULD ALL
481
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:51,453
TURN TO PAGE FOUR
OF OUR PACKETS.
482
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,121
PICTURE THIS...
483
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,290
A GLEAMING WHITE SUBARU
484
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,092
WITH "JUST MARRIED"
STENCILED ON THE BACK WINDOW.
485
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,127
THE SUBARU "OUT" BACK?
486
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,295
THAT'S CLEVER, TONYA.
487
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,898
WE'LL HAVE SIMULTANEOUS COVERS
488
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,733
ON THE ADVOCATE
AND BRIDE MAGAZINE,
489
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,236
EACH WITH A BACK
PAGE ABSOLUT VODKA AD.
490
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:08,770
"HERE'S TO A MARRIAGE
NOT ON THE ROCKS."
491
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:10,405
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
492
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:12,007
AND THE CAR COULD BE DRAGGING
493
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:12,774
WILSON TENNIS BALL CANS.
494
00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:14,309
I LOVE IT.
495
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,978
YOU READ MY MIND, ROMAN.
496
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,947
AFTER ALL, IT TAKES
BALLS TO BREAK THE LAW.
497
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,683
[ALL LAUGHING]
498
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:21,817
DANA AND I WON'T JUST BE MAKING
499
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,019
OUR COMMITMENT TO EACH OTHER,
500
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,821
WE'LL BE MAKING HISTORY.
501
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,656
UH, "HERSTORY."
502
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,892
ABSOLUT HERSTORY.
503
00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,015
EXACTLY.
504
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,599
THERE ARE THREE NEW
PROJECTS I'D LIKE TO COMMISSION.
505
00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:38,700
I ASSUME WE'RE COUNTING
506
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:39,935
ON THE PEABODY FOUNDATION
507
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,302
TO UNDERWRITE SOME OF THIS?
508
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:43,037
WELL, THEY HAVE FUNDED
IT FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS.
509
00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:44,306
YES, BUT PEGGY PEABODY
510
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,340
IS STEPPING DOWN,
511
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,709
AND HER DAUGHTER
HELENA IS TAKING OVER.
512
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:50,012
IT COULD BE A WHOLE
NEW BALL GAME.
513
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,446
THE BAD NEWS IS,
514
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:52,747
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT
HELENA PEABODY HAS IN MIND.
515
00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:55,884
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT
SHE'S ONE OF YOUR PEOPLE.
516
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,186
ONE OF "MY PEOPLE"?
517
00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,620
MM-HMM.
518
00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:00,555
WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU REFERRING
TO? WHAT IS SHE, A YALE GRADUATE?
519
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:02,524
IS SHE AN ART HISTORY MAJOR?
520
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,226
IS SHE A MULATTO GAL, IS THAT
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY?
521
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,627
I MEANT SHE'S A LESBIAN.
522
00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,295
AND WHY IS THAT A GOOD THING?
523
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:08,697
BECAUSE I THOUGHT
524
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:09,965
YOUR PATHS MIGHT HAVE CROSSED.
525
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,266
IT COULD BE USEFUL.
526
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:12,534
RIGHT, BECAUSE ME AND MY PEOPLE,
527
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:13,669
WE'RE ALL ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS.
528
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,570
MAY I SUGGEST YOU GET ON ONE?
529
00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,239
BECAUSE IF WE LOSE THAT GRANT...
530
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:19,608
FRANKLIN, IF YOU WANT ME TO
GO TO NEW YORK AND MAKE NICE,
531
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:20,809
I WILL.
532
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,477
BUT PLEASE, STOP
PANICKING. I'LL HANDLE IT.
533
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,179
UH, EXCUSE ME.
534
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,814
THERE'S A BRAD
GREEN ON THE PHONE.
535
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:28,105
HE'S CALLED, LIKE, 14 TIMES.
536
00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:36,024
WHAT PART OF "NO" DON'T
YOU UNDERSTAND, MR. GREEN?
537
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:38,060
I'M NOT GOING TO WRITE
YOU A BLANK CHECK
538
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:41,596
JUST BECAUSE YOU YELL
LIKE A FUCKING BANSHEE.
539
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,265
I NEED AN ESTIMATE.
540
00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:46,068
THE INSURANCE COMPANY
NEEDS AN ESTIMATE.
541
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,669
DO YOU SEE A PATTERN HERE?
542
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:50,572
IT'S THE WAY THINGS ARE DONE.
543
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:54,509
[SIGHING]
544
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,311
IF YOU KEEP PUSHING ME,
YOU'RE GOING TO END UP
545
00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:59,214
WITH A LAWSUIT ON
YOUR HANDS, YOU GOT IT?
546
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:02,105
BRING IT ON, YOU FUCKING DWARF.
547
00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:08,678
SHALL WE MOVE ON?
548
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,231
SO I'LL CUT A CHECK
FOR TONYA TODAY
549
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:17,366
FROM THE CORPORATE ACCOUNT.
550
00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:19,101
FOR WHAT?
551
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,502
HER MANAGER'S FEE.
552
00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:21,903
I THINK IT SHOULD COME FROM
YOUR CORPORATE ACCOUNT,
553
00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:24,039
BECAUSE IT'S BETTER
FOR TAX PURPOSES.
554
00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:26,608
TONYA'S TAKING A MANAGER'S FEE?
555
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,343
JUST A STANDARD 15.
556
00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:31,234
UH, IS THAT OKAY?
557
00:24:32,438 --> 00:24:33,748
YEAH, IT'S FINE.
558
00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:35,217
NO, THAT'S FINE.
559
00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:38,020
NO, ERIC, WAIT.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
560
00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:43,925
LUNCH... WHO PAID FOR LUNCH?
561
00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:45,827
OH, WE'LL TAKE IT
OUT OF CORPORATE.
562
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:47,062
CORPORATE. OF COURSE.
563
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:48,330
GREAT JOB, TONYA. THANKS.
564
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:50,499
HONEY, I HAVE TO GO.
565
00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,100
THE MONISTAT REP
COULDN'T MAKE IT TO LUNCH,
566
00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:54,164
SO I'M GOING TO GO
PITCH HER NOW, OKAY?
567
00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:56,805
ARE YOU OKAY?
568
00:24:56,829 --> 00:25:00,742
YOU TOLD ERIC TO PAY
YOU A 15% MANAGER'S FEE?
569
00:25:00,766 --> 00:25:02,044
IS THAT BAD?
570
00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:04,946
ARE YOU MY FIANCEE, TONYA,
OR ARE YOU MY MANAGER?
571
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:07,549
I'M BOTH.
572
00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:08,650
DANA,
573
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:09,651
DON'T GET SO UPSET.
574
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:10,685
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
575
00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:14,088
NO, WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THIS.
576
00:25:14,112 --> 00:25:16,124
ARE YOU... AM I
NOT DOING ENOUGH?
577
00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:18,426
DO YOU THINK I
HAVEN'T EARNED 15%?
578
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:21,930
NO, YOU'VE DONE...
YOU'VE DONE A LOT.
579
00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:25,800
HEY... I LOVE TO DO
IT, AND I'M GOOD AT IT,
580
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:26,935
AND YOU...
581
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,603
NEED A MANAGER.
582
00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:30,805
WOULD IT MAKE YOU FEEL
BETTER TO GET SOMEBODY ELSE?
583
00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:32,074
BECAUSE I CAN BRIEF
THEM ON EVERYTHING
584
00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:33,275
THAT WE HAVE GOING ON.
585
00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:35,177
NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO. DON'T. IT'S FINE.
586
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,012
I'M JUST SURPRISED, OKAY?
587
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,147
I COULD SWEAR WE
TALKED ABOUT THIS.
588
00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:41,983
I THINK YOU ARE
TRAINING TOO HARD.
589
00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:45,620
I HAVE TO DASH.
590
00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:47,577
I LOVE YOU.
591
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,550
OKAY.
592
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,837
['80s POP PLAYING]
593
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:02,838
[GRUNTING]
594
00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:04,795
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
595
00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:11,668
[CHANGES MUSIC]
596
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,252
HELLO?
597
00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,376
[DANA]: IT'S ME.
598
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:25,816
ARE YOU HERE TO COMPLAIN
ABOUT YOUR FIANCEE?
599
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,053
NO.
600
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:36,193
SHE'S TAKING 15%
OF MY EARNINGS, AL.
601
00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:43,545
[BUZZING DOOR]
602
00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:46,003
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
603
00:26:47,673 --> 00:26:50,351
YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
604
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:52,553
I CAN'T COME UP.
605
00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:53,822
WHY?
606
00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:56,457
THE RULES, AL!
607
00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:59,727
JUST... WE'LL FIGURE
SOMETHING OUT.
608
00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:01,818
[BUZZES DOOR]
609
00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:04,132
OH. UH...
610
00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:05,156
AH!
611
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:07,469
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO
612
00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:10,105
LET HER TAKE 15% OF YOUR INCOME?
613
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,439
WHAT CAN I DO?
614
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,308
WELL, FIRE HER.
615
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,499
DANA, YOU'RE MARRYING
AN ENDORSEMENT SLUT.
616
00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,713
I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
617
00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:20,248
SHE GOT YOU ALL
THOSE DEALS, THOUGH.
618
00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:23,584
IT IS PRETTY
INCREDIBLE, ACTUALLY.
619
00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:25,653
WELL, IF YOU WANT TO
AUCTION OFF YOUR LOVE
620
00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:26,888
TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER, IT IS.
621
00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:29,390
IT'S HER JOB, AL.
622
00:27:29,414 --> 00:27:30,625
IT'S HER JOB NOW,
623
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,528
BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS
LET HER GET HER WAY.
624
00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:35,697
IT'S WEIRD.
625
00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:36,697
HEY, PATTY.
626
00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:37,721
HEY.
627
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,104
SHE'S GOT YOU
628
00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:44,238
BRAINWASHED.
629
00:27:44,262 --> 00:27:45,596
NO, SHE DOESN'T.
630
00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:49,344
DON'T YOU THINK...
631
00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:51,168
JUST A LITTLE?
632
00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:55,105
MAYBE A LITTLE.
633
00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:06,328
YOUR SKIN LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
634
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,362
I... REALLY?
635
00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:10,698
WELL, I WAS JUST... FORGET IT.
636
00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:13,535
WELL, YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD, TOO.
637
00:28:13,559 --> 00:28:14,991
THANKS.
638
00:28:18,631 --> 00:28:19,941
FEEL MY THIGHS.
639
00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:21,309
THEY'RE GETTING STRONGER.
640
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,544
WOW!
641
00:28:22,568 --> 00:28:23,644
YEAH.
642
00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:25,113
YEAH, BUT THEY'RE TIGHT.
643
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,570
TIGHTER. THEY'RE TIGHT.
644
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,980
AHEM.
645
00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:54,809
YOU GOING TO SHANE'S TONIGHT?
646
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,178
YEAH. UH-HUH.
647
00:28:57,202 --> 00:28:59,381
COOL. MM-HMM.
648
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:00,682
IS TONYA COMING?
649
00:29:00,706 --> 00:29:03,218
YEAH.
650
00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:06,921
OKAY, I'M GOING TO
GET BACK CLEANING.
651
00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:08,979
I WAS CLEANING, SO I'M JUST...
652
00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:16,932
I REWROTE MY SUBMISSION.
653
00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:18,533
I ALREADY TOLD YOU
THE CLASS IS FULL.
654
00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,135
I DID WHAT YOU SAID...
655
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:21,836
I TURNED IT INTO FICTION.
656
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:23,338
I WANT YOU TO READ IT,
657
00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:25,440
AND I WANT YOU TO TELL ME
IF YOU THINK THAT I HAVEN'T.
658
00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:26,874
I'M NOT OPENING THIS
CAR UNTIL YOU'RE GONE.
659
00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:30,178
THIS... MEANS MORE TO
ME THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE,
660
00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:32,280
AND I KNOW THAT YOU CAN MAKE ME
661
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:35,216
A BETTER WRITER.
662
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,885
[SETS PAPERS ON WINDSHIELD]
663
00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:38,508
YOU HAVE ALREADY.
664
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,385
[CELLPHONE RINGING]
665
00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:51,132
HEY, GIRL.
666
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:52,300
I WAS JUST CHECKING IN
667
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:53,602
AND SEEING HOW
YOU'RE PROGRESSING
668
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,270
WITH GETTING PINK.
669
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,839
YEAH, I TALKED TO, YOU
KNOW, SOME PEOPLE,
670
00:29:57,863 --> 00:29:59,207
AND THEY'RE REALLY EXCITED
671
00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:00,976
ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY
OF HER PERFORMING.
672
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,711
YEAH. NO, I KNOW.
673
00:30:02,735 --> 00:30:04,479
I KNOW...
674
00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:07,314
I'M REALLY COUNTING
ON THE TREE, YOU KNOW.
675
00:30:07,338 --> 00:30:08,550
DON'T LET ME DOWN.
676
00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,886
I'M STILL TRYING, KIT. YEAH.
677
00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:11,986
OKAY.
678
00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:13,087
I KNOW.
679
00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:16,224
OKAY. I'M REALLY SORRY.
680
00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:18,015
OKAY. SORRY. RIGHT.
681
00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:21,997
I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT.
682
00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,932
OKAY, YOU GUYS,
WE'VE GOT TO KNOW
683
00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,333
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS PINK.
684
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:27,035
GILLIAN. WHAT ABOUT GILLIAN?
685
00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:28,069
NO, GILLIAN GOT MARRIED
686
00:30:28,093 --> 00:30:29,504
AND MOVED TO COSTA
RICA OR SOMETHING.
687
00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:30,605
SO SHE'S NOT EVEN
688
00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:33,008
TALKING TO DOROTHY?
689
00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:34,609
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
PHONE HER AGENT?
690
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:35,843
'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY.
691
00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:37,946
YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE
PROMISED KIT YOU'D GET PINK.
692
00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:39,914
I KNOW. THANKS.
693
00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:42,217
HEY. HI. HI.
694
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:43,351
OH, JENNY, I'M SORRY.
695
00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:44,552
I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING LATE.
696
00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:46,587
WE CAN GO, THOUGH.
697
00:30:46,611 --> 00:30:47,622
NO, NO, NO, DON'T.
698
00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,224
I SKIPPED MY SHIFT.
699
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:50,625
I WAS RUNNING...
700
00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:52,326
I WAS RUNNING AN ERRAND.
701
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:53,828
ALICE, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
702
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,330
ALICE WAS COMPLAINING
703
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:56,531
THERE WEREN'T ENOUGH
INTERESTING SINGLE WOMEN IN L.A.
704
00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:58,333
SHE'S NOT SINGLE.
705
00:30:58,357 --> 00:30:59,567
SHE'S... YOU'RE
SEEING ROBIN, RIGHT?
706
00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:01,502
NO, WE ACTUALLY... WE BROKE UP.
707
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,571
WOW. SO YOU'RE SINGLE?
708
00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:04,572
MM-HMM.
709
00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:05,607
WOW.
710
00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:06,774
WHAT HAPPENED?
711
00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:08,709
UM, I DON'T KNOW.
712
00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:10,978
SHE'S SMART, AND SHE'S SEXY,
713
00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:12,146
AND... SHE'S GREAT.
714
00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:13,348
BUT SHE BROUGHT A U-HAUL
715
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:14,448
TO THE SECOND DATE.
716
00:31:14,472 --> 00:31:16,784
OH, GOD, DID YOU TALK TO HER?
717
00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:17,808
NO.
718
00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:21,356
NO. NO, IT'S...
719
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,390
MOVING IN
720
00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:23,624
AFTER A SECOND DATE...
721
00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:26,461
CLASSIC LESBIAN MOVE,
722
00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,196
SOMETHING GOOD DOESN'T
STAY ON THE SHELF LONG
723
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,196
IN THIS COMMUNITY,
724
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,500
ALICE.
725
00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:35,269
WOW, EVERYONE'S
HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME.
726
00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:37,138
HEY, BETTE. HI. HI.
727
00:31:37,162 --> 00:31:39,641
I THOUGHT I WOULD INVITE MYSELF
728
00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:42,176
SINCE NO ONE BOTHERS TO ANYMORE.
729
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,567
JOIN US.
730
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,047
SIT.
731
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,216
DOES ANYONE MIND IF I SIT?
732
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,150
OR IS EVERYONE
733
00:31:49,174 --> 00:31:50,218
SUDDENLY GOING TO REMEMBER
734
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:52,153
SOME PLACE THAT THEY HAVE TO BE?
735
00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:54,489
NO ONE'S AVOIDING
YOU. WE ALL LOVE YOU.
736
00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:56,090
ESPECIALLY YOU, ALICE.
737
00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:58,293
I DO, ACTUALLY.
738
00:31:58,317 --> 00:31:59,961
IT HASN'T BEEN EASY.
739
00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:01,028
NOBODY LIKES
740
00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,663
CHOOSING SIDES.
741
00:32:02,687 --> 00:32:04,065
BUT YOU DO IT SO WELL.
742
00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:05,333
COME ON, BETTE.
743
00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:06,500
WHAT, IS IT TIME
FOR ME TO SHUT UP?
744
00:32:06,524 --> 00:32:07,969
NO, IT'S... NO.
745
00:32:07,993 --> 00:32:10,905
WE'RE HERE TO HAVE
A GOOD TIME, SO...
746
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,340
LET'S DO THAT.
747
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:15,531
OKAY. OKAY.
748
00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:27,622
THIS IS REALLY AWKWARD.
749
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:28,956
I ALWAYS THINK
750
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,558
WHEN THINGS GET THIS BAD
751
00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:32,448
THAT IT'S BEST TO
CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
752
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:35,430
SO I'M GOING TO ASK A QUESTION
753
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,999
AND EVERYBODY CAN
TAKE TURNS ANSWERING.
754
00:32:38,023 --> 00:32:40,635
OKAY, THE QUESTION'S GOING TO BE
755
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,570
IF YOU SAW YOURSELF AT A BAR,
756
00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:44,940
WOULD YOU ASK YOURSELF OUT?
757
00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:46,775
I'LL GO FIRST.
758
00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:47,808
AHEM.
759
00:32:47,832 --> 00:32:50,145
I THINK, IF I SAW MYSELF,
760
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:52,547
THAT, JUST FOR A MINUTE,
761
00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:53,948
I'D THINK MY THIGHS
WERE TOO BIG,
762
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,149
AND THEN I'D DECIDE
763
00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:57,340
THAT I LIKE THAT.
764
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,955
OKAY, SO YOU GO NEXT.
765
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,144
HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO?
766
00:33:03,681 --> 00:33:06,494
I THINK I WOULD WANT
TO ASK MYSELF OUT.
767
00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:07,661
IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN,
768
00:33:07,685 --> 00:33:08,897
BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE THE BALLS
769
00:33:08,921 --> 00:33:10,320
TO ASK YOURSELF OUT.
770
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:12,901
WELL,
771
00:33:12,925 --> 00:33:14,769
I WOULD FUCK MYSELF...
772
00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:16,070
BUT I WOULDN'T DATE MYSELF.
773
00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:18,306
BECAUSE YOU DON'T DO THAT?
774
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,974
IT'S HER HOUSE RULES.
775
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,242
AL, WOULD YOU
ANSWER THE QUESTION?
776
00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:22,276
WELL, IT'S A STUPID QUESTION,
777
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,578
BUT OKAY.
778
00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:24,979
WHATEVER. OKAY, I DON'T KNOW.
779
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,614
I WOULD THINK THAT
I WAS HYSTERICAL
780
00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:28,349
AND CHARMING,
781
00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:30,518
BUT I DON'T THINK I'D GO THERE.
782
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,382
SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU WOULD.
783
00:33:35,446 --> 00:33:36,658
OKAY, WH...
784
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:37,725
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU TWO?
785
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:40,128
YOU'RE TOTALLY ON EACH OTHER.
786
00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:42,297
JENNY HASN'T ANSWERED.
787
00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:43,998
I THINK THAT IF I WERE A GUY,
788
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,301
I WOULD DEFINITELY
789
00:33:46,325 --> 00:33:48,102
ASK MYSELF OUT AS A WOMAN,
790
00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:51,005
AND... IF I WERE A WOMAN,
791
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,406
THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY
792
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:53,441
THAT I WOULD EVER
793
00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,905
ASK MYSELF OUT AS A WOMAN.
794
00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:58,246
[OTHERS LAUGHING]
795
00:33:58,270 --> 00:33:59,270
INTERESTING.
796
00:34:01,572 --> 00:34:03,051
WHAT ABOUT YOU, BETTE?
797
00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:05,175
BETTE?
798
00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:13,494
[TIPSY]: I WOULD SEE MYSELF...
799
00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:18,354
AND THEN I WOULD GO RUNNING
IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.
800
00:34:22,995 --> 00:34:25,828
[BETTE CONTINUES LAUGHING]
801
00:34:32,370 --> 00:34:34,748
[ALICE]: OKAY, WE'RE
ALMOST THERE.
802
00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:36,250
JUST A FEW MORE STEPS.
803
00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:37,251
[SHANE]: OKAY.
804
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:38,253
[BETTE]: I JUST NEED TO SLEEP.
805
00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:40,121
I KNOW, BABY.
806
00:34:40,145 --> 00:34:42,265
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE.
807
00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:49,263
[SOBBING]
808
00:34:49,287 --> 00:34:51,232
OH, NO, DON'T CRY.
809
00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:53,500
SHH, SHH, SHH.
810
00:34:53,524 --> 00:34:55,625
LIE DOWN.
811
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,842
[SOBBING]
812
00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:04,579
I'M SORRY.
813
00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:05,914
I'M SORRY.
814
00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:09,372
THERE'S NO NEED TO BE SORRY.
815
00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:21,384
I'M SORRY.
816
00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,013
HELLO.
817
00:35:39,037 --> 00:35:44,040
WELCOME TO THE DEFINING
MOMENT OF YOUR EXISTENCE.
818
00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:50,158
HAS EVERYBODY SIGNED IN?
819
00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:52,549
I HAVEN'T.
820
00:35:56,854 --> 00:35:58,232
LET'S PICK UP
821
00:35:58,256 --> 00:36:00,537
WHERE WE LEFT OFF LAST TIME.
822
00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:02,636
WE WERE WRITING ABOUT
823
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:05,239
THE HUNTER AND THE HUNTED...
824
00:36:05,263 --> 00:36:07,575
HOW'S EVERYBODY
FEELING ABOUT THAT?
825
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:10,478
A LITTLE SHAKY?
826
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:12,046
UNSURE OF THEMSELVES?
827
00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:16,117
IF NOT, I'LL MAKE YOU
FEEL THAT WAY IMMINENTLY.
828
00:36:16,141 --> 00:36:19,220
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
829
00:36:19,244 --> 00:36:21,177
[SIGHS]
830
00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:32,032
HELLO.
831
00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:34,869
OH, GOD, JAMES,
THANK GOD IT'S YOU.
832
00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:36,203
YEAH, I WAS WORRIED
833
00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:38,272
IT WAS GOING TO BE FRANKLIN
BREATHING DOWN MY NECK.
834
00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:40,575
LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO EMAIL ME
835
00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:44,011
LAST YEAR'S PEABODY
GRANT APPLICATION.
836
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:47,615
YEAH, I'M COMPLETELY STUCK.
837
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,150
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
838
00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:50,551
GREAT. THANKS.
839
00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:52,420
NO, I'M NOT COMING IN TODAY.
840
00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:54,588
I'M WORKING FROM HOME.
841
00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:57,158
YEAH, I NEED TO GET THIS
GRANT PROPOSAL FINISHED.
842
00:36:57,182 --> 00:36:59,327
ALL RIGHT?
843
00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:00,884
THANKS.
844
00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:08,758
[♪♪♪]
845
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,453
[CLUB MUSIC PLAYS]
846
00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:47,809
[♪♪♪]
847
00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:50,533
COME ON IN. COME ON IN!
848
00:37:54,739 --> 00:37:56,083
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
849
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,274
IT'S OPEN.
850
00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:01,355
WHA...
851
00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:02,790
DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT COMING.
852
00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:05,092
T,
853
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:08,196
IT'S THE REOPENING
OF THE PLANET.
854
00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:10,231
I MEAN, I KNOW YOU
DON'T WANT TO SEE BETTE,
855
00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:11,699
BUT WE ALL HAVE TO BE THERE
856
00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:12,833
TO SUPPORT KIT.
857
00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:14,068
I'M SORRY, I CAN'T.
858
00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:15,202
I NEED TO FINISH
859
00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:16,303
THIS GRANT PROPOSAL
860
00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:17,805
AND TURN IT IN BY TONIGHT.
861
00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:20,574
PLUS, I WANT TO GO BY THE
HOUSE AND PICK UP SOME THINGS
862
00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:21,575
WHILE BETTE ISN'T THERE.
863
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:23,032
GREAT.
864
00:38:29,374 --> 00:38:30,484
REMEMBER HOW I USED TO TELL YOU
865
00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:32,320
IT WOULD SUCK IF YOU
AND BETTE BROKE UP?
866
00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:33,420
WELL, IT DOES.
867
00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:36,145
THIS IS SO FUCKED.
868
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:42,329
YOU KNOW, I'M
STARTING TO GET SCARED.
869
00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:45,466
AND DRINKING HERSELF
TO DEATH, AND YOU'RE...
870
00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:46,901
I'M GOING TO SAY IT, TINA.
871
00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,268
YOU'RE EATING YOUR PAIN,
872
00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:50,404
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH WEIGHT YOU'VE GAINED,
873
00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:52,473
BUT IF YOU DON'T STOP,
874
00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,275
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO GO TO SOME ASHRAM,
875
00:38:54,299 --> 00:38:58,746
OR HIRE SOME REALLY MAJORLY
IMPORTANT PERSONAL TRAINER,
876
00:38:58,770 --> 00:38:59,980
AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.
877
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,115
ALICE...
878
00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:02,950
I'M NOT FAT.
879
00:39:02,974 --> 00:39:05,742
T...
880
00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:15,363
SHIT.
881
00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:18,265
I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED.
882
00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:20,434
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
883
00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:22,770
I DID IT WHILE BETTE AND
I WERE STILL TOGETHER,
884
00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:24,205
BUT I DIDN'T TELL HER
885
00:39:24,229 --> 00:39:26,474
BECAUSE I WANTED TO
SEE IF IT WOULD TAKE.
886
00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:28,509
I DIDN'T THINK SHE COULD HANDLE
887
00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,967
ANOTHER MISCARRIAGE.
888
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:34,415
OH...
889
00:39:34,439 --> 00:39:36,316
IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
890
00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:37,819
NO, IT'S NOT.
891
00:39:37,843 --> 00:39:39,120
IT'S FUCKED UP.
892
00:39:39,144 --> 00:39:40,855
I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
893
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,823
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING
TO BE MINE AND BETTE'S,
894
00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:45,592
BUT IT'S GOING TO BE MY BABY,
895
00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:47,962
AND I'M GOING TO LOVE HER
896
00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:48,996
AND CARE FOR HER
897
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,832
AND I AM GOING TO GIVE HER
898
00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:53,256
A GREAT SHOT AT LIFE.
899
00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:56,059
COME HERE.
900
00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:09,239
[♪♪♪]
901
00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:38,713
IS THAT CARMEN SPINNING?
902
00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:41,548
YEAH, I HOOKED HER UP WITH KIT.
903
00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:43,851
AREN'T YOU GOING TO GO SAY HI?
904
00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:45,307
I DID.
905
00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:48,789
WHAT?
906
00:40:48,813 --> 00:40:49,924
I DON'T KNOW,
907
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,091
YOU JUST SOMETIMES REMIND ME
908
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:54,050
OF GUYS THAT I USED
TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL.
909
00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:58,632
HI. UM...
910
00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:01,790
MAY I HAVE TWO OF... THOSE?
911
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:34,268
[ALICE]: SORRY.
912
00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:35,268
EXCUSE ME.
913
00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:36,470
SHANE!
914
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:37,771
OKAY, UM... I HAVE TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING
915
00:41:37,795 --> 00:41:39,406
I'M REALLY KIND OF NOT
SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU.
916
00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:40,674
FIGHT THE URGE.
917
00:41:40,698 --> 00:41:43,110
BUT... BUT I CAN'T.
918
00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:44,611
TRY.
919
00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:45,780
BUT IT'S HARD!
920
00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:48,704
I KNOW, BUT TRY. TURN AROUND.
921
00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:52,686
YOU SHOOK THE
LESBIAN PHONE TREE,
922
00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:56,123
AND LOOK WHAT FELL OUT.
923
00:41:56,147 --> 00:41:57,591
OH, MY GOD.
924
00:41:57,615 --> 00:41:59,626
IT'S BETTY.
925
00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:00,528
BOW TO THE POWER THE TREE.
926
00:42:00,552 --> 00:42:01,552
HEY, BETTY RULES.
927
00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:11,238
WHAT?
928
00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:12,673
HMM? WHAT?
929
00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:14,257
WHAT? WHAT?
930
00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:56,016
[JENNY]: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
YOU WERE A REGULAR SMOKER.
931
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,619
I'M NOT. I'M...
932
00:42:58,643 --> 00:43:01,088
I QUIT FOUR YEARS AGO.
933
00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:03,079
THANK YOU.
934
00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:10,130
HOW ARE YOU?
935
00:43:10,154 --> 00:43:15,368
HOW WERE YOU WHEN
YOUR LIFE FELL APART?
936
00:43:15,392 --> 00:43:17,426
A MESS.
937
00:43:19,797 --> 00:43:22,231
THAT'S IT. THAT'S ME.
938
00:43:24,402 --> 00:43:26,102
YOU KNOW WHAT?
939
00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:29,639
IT DOES GET BETTER.
940
00:43:33,144 --> 00:43:36,323
YOU KNOW, I... I
KEEP REPLAYING IT
941
00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:37,891
OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN MY HEAD,
942
00:43:37,915 --> 00:43:40,193
JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
943
00:43:40,217 --> 00:43:41,762
THE EXACT MOMENT
944
00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,397
WHEN I COULD HAVE
STOPPED MYSELF.
945
00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:45,099
NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN'T.
946
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:49,391
YOU CAN'T DO THAT, BECAUSE
WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES.
947
00:43:50,895 --> 00:43:52,506
YEAH...
948
00:43:52,530 --> 00:43:54,975
BUT NOT ME.
949
00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:56,932
NOT LIKE THIS.
950
00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:05,719
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
951
00:44:05,743 --> 00:44:08,222
WHY YOU'RE TALKING
TO ME ABOUT THIS.
952
00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:09,990
I MEAN, IT WASN'T LIKE I
WAS VERY NICE TO YOU
953
00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:13,315
WHEN YOU WENT
THROUGH ALL THIS WITH TIM.
954
00:44:17,588 --> 00:44:19,655
I DON'T KNOW.
955
00:44:21,526 --> 00:44:22,903
I GUESS...
956
00:44:22,927 --> 00:44:25,327
I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS.
957
00:45:10,074 --> 00:45:11,452
ALICE!
958
00:45:11,476 --> 00:45:14,255
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
THE OTHER NIGHT,
959
00:45:14,279 --> 00:45:15,856
YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAID
THAT A GOOD WOMAN DIDN'T
960
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,458
SIT ON THE SHELF FOR VERY LONG?
961
00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:19,493
I HOPE I DIDN'T OFFEND YOU.
962
00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:20,427
UH... NO.
963
00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:22,128
BECAUSE I KNOW
YOU'VE BEEN SINGLE
964
00:45:22,152 --> 00:45:23,197
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME,
965
00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:24,865
AND IT MUST BE SO HARD
966
00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:27,134
TO HAVE YOUR BEST FRIEND
SO HAPPY AND IN LOVE.
967
00:45:27,158 --> 00:45:28,168
NO.
968
00:45:28,192 --> 00:45:29,302
COME ON,
969
00:45:29,326 --> 00:45:31,471
I'M NOT BLIND, ALICE.
970
00:45:31,495 --> 00:45:33,007
BLIND? BLIND TO WHAT?
971
00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:35,242
YOU WANT THAT FOR YOURSELF.
972
00:45:35,266 --> 00:45:37,544
DANA? NO, NO!
973
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,511
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT,
974
00:45:38,535 --> 00:45:39,647
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT
975
00:45:39,671 --> 00:45:41,048
SHE'S ADORABLE.
976
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,916
YOU'VE GOT TO MISS THAT
977
00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,606
IN YOUR LIFE.
978
00:45:45,877 --> 00:45:47,521
UM...
979
00:45:47,545 --> 00:45:48,922
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO MEAN.
980
00:45:48,946 --> 00:45:50,257
YOU MISS HER.
981
00:45:50,281 --> 00:45:51,292
I BARGED IN
982
00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:52,826
AND I STOLE YOUR BEST BUDDY.
983
00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:54,027
LOOK.
984
00:45:54,051 --> 00:45:55,595
DANA LOVES YOU...
985
00:45:55,619 --> 00:45:58,833
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW, OKAY,
986
00:45:58,857 --> 00:46:01,702
TON-TON KNOWS HOW TO SHARE.
987
00:46:01,726 --> 00:46:02,936
UM...
988
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,537
OKAY, I'VE GOT TO PEE.
989
00:46:04,561 --> 00:46:05,673
I'VE GOT TO PEE.
990
00:46:05,697 --> 00:46:08,264
I'VE GOT TO PEE!
991
00:46:09,667 --> 00:46:11,011
I'VE GOT TO PEE, TOO.
992
00:46:11,035 --> 00:46:14,548
NOT SO FAST, HOTSTUFF.
993
00:46:14,572 --> 00:46:16,004
MM!
994
00:46:38,163 --> 00:46:40,073
LADIES... AND A FEW GENTLEMEN...
995
00:46:40,097 --> 00:46:43,043
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.
996
00:46:43,067 --> 00:46:44,645
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO HAVE A PLACE
997
00:46:44,669 --> 00:46:46,580
WHERE MUSICIANS COULD COME
998
00:46:46,604 --> 00:46:48,649
AND JAM AND GET MUCH LOVE,
999
00:46:48,673 --> 00:46:51,185
SO I WANT YOU TO
GIVE IT UP FOR BETTY!
1000
00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:53,119
WHOO!
1001
00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:55,122
GIVE IT UP! GIVIN' IT
UP FOR KIT PORTER!
1002
00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:57,291
DOES SHE KNOW HOW TO
THROW A PARTY OR WHAT?
1003
00:46:57,315 --> 00:47:00,349
[SHOUTING, CHEERING]
1004
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:07,034
♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪
1005
00:47:07,058 --> 00:47:09,669
♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪
1006
00:47:09,693 --> 00:47:13,673
♪ IF YOU WANT IT
COME AND GET IT ♪
1007
00:47:13,697 --> 00:47:15,864
♪ I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU DO ♪
1008
00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:18,812
♪ IF YOU WORK AND ♪
1009
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,681
♪ IF YOU'RE WORTHY ♪
1010
00:47:20,705 --> 00:47:23,583
♪ I JUST MIGHT GIVE IT TO YOU ♪
1011
00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:27,387
♪ I AM THE IT GIRL ♪ ♪
AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU ♪
1012
00:47:27,411 --> 00:47:29,990
♪ OHH, IT GIRL ♪
1013
00:47:30,014 --> 00:47:34,561
♪ I AM THE IT GIRL ♪ ♪
AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU ♪
1014
00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:38,365
♪ OHH, IT GIRL ♪
1015
00:47:38,389 --> 00:47:40,367
♪ I'M A REGULAR JOSEPHINE ♪
1016
00:47:40,391 --> 00:47:42,736
♪ A SILENT MOVIE QUEEN ♪
1017
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,638
♪ A '70s TV DREAMER ♪
1018
00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:46,473
♪ AND THE STAR OF
A WINNING TEAM ♪
1019
00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:48,741
♪ I CAN DRIVE ANY HOTROD CAR ♪
1020
00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:50,544
♪ GOT MY NAME IN A CEMENT STAR ♪
1021
00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:52,079
♪ TOSS ONE BACK
IN A FAMOUS BAR ♪
1022
00:47:52,103 --> 00:47:53,146
♪ DARLIN', IF AND WHEN
I'VE GONE TOO FAR ♪
1023
00:47:53,170 --> 00:47:58,518
♪ DARLIN' I AM THE ONE ♪
1024
00:47:58,542 --> 00:48:00,787
♪ FOR FUN ♪
1025
00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:02,745
♪ EVERYONE ♪
1026
00:48:04,849 --> 00:48:06,026
♪ UH-HUH ♪
1027
00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:07,995
♪ UH-HUH ♪
1028
00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:10,197
♪ UH-HUH ♪
1029
00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:11,665
♪ UH-HUH ♪
1030
00:48:11,689 --> 00:48:15,068
♪ IF YOU WANT IT
COME AND GET IT ♪
1031
00:48:15,092 --> 00:48:17,003
♪ I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU DO ♪
1032
00:48:17,027 --> 00:48:18,405
[CHEERING]
1033
00:48:18,429 --> 00:48:21,241
♪ IF YOU WORK AND
IF YOU'RE WORTHY ♪
1034
00:48:21,265 --> 00:48:25,479
♪ I JUST MIGHT GIVE IT TO YOU ♪
1035
00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:29,016
♪ I AM THE IT GIRL ♪ ♪
AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU ♪
1036
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:33,186
♪ OHH, IT GIRL ♪
1037
00:48:33,210 --> 00:48:35,822
♪ I AM THE IT GIRL ♪ ♪
AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU ♪
1038
00:48:35,846 --> 00:48:40,927
♪ OHH, IT GIRL ♪
1039
00:48:40,951 --> 00:48:42,396
♪ I'M THE QUEEN OF THE RODEO ♪
1040
00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,331
♪ BEAST DOWN AT
THE DRIVE-IN SHOW ♪
1041
00:48:44,355 --> 00:48:46,533
♪ ROCK GODDESS ON THE RADIO ♪
1042
00:48:46,557 --> 00:48:48,702
♪ AND THE NEXT-DOOR-NEIGHBOR
THAT YOU WANT TO KNOW ♪
1043
00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:50,170
♪ I CAN WORK ANY
HARDWARE TOOLS ♪
1044
00:48:50,194 --> 00:48:52,472
♪ GRADUATED FROM
THE FINEST SCHOOLS... ♪
1045
00:48:52,496 --> 00:48:54,374
BEER?
1046
00:48:54,398 --> 00:48:55,509
SURE. CHEERS.
1047
00:48:55,533 --> 00:49:00,781
♪ DARLIN' I AM THE ONE ♪
1048
00:49:00,805 --> 00:49:03,283
♪ FOR FUN ♪
1049
00:49:03,307 --> 00:49:04,385
♪ EVERYONE ♪
1050
00:49:04,409 --> 00:49:07,521
[CHEERING]
1051
00:49:07,545 --> 00:49:13,760
♪ WORSHIP ME ♪
1052
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:20,100
♪ ON YOUR KNEES ♪
1053
00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:25,505
♪ WELL, I AM AMOROUS,
GLAMOROUS ♪
1054
00:49:25,529 --> 00:49:29,543
♪ DANGEROUS, SCANDALOUS... ♪
1055
00:49:29,567 --> 00:49:31,411
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A KID,
1056
00:49:31,435 --> 00:49:34,147
AND I SAW YOU ONSTAGE,
1057
00:49:34,171 --> 00:49:37,617
"THAT'S MY SISTER.
SHE CAN DO ANYTHING."
1058
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:40,575
I FEEL LIKE THAT RIGHT NOW.
1059
00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:49,796
[APPLAUDING]
1060
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:50,864
THANK YOU!
1061
00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:53,200
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
1062
00:49:53,224 --> 00:49:55,368
KIT PORTER IS MY IDOL,
1063
00:49:55,392 --> 00:49:57,671
AND TO BE STANDING
HERE ON HER STAGE,
1064
00:49:57,695 --> 00:49:59,272
AFTER GROWING UP
LISTENING TO HER MUSIC
1065
00:49:59,296 --> 00:50:01,308
IS... IT'S LIKE A
DREAM COME TRUE.
1066
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:02,542
KIT, KIT PORTER,
1067
00:50:02,566 --> 00:50:04,410
WILL YOU PLEASE COME
UP AND SING HERE WITH US?
1068
00:50:04,434 --> 00:50:06,646
COME ON!
1069
00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:07,950
COME ON.
1070
00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:33,507
♪ I DON'T NEED WHOLE
LOTS OF MONEY ♪
1071
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,075
♪ I DON'T NEED ♪
1072
00:50:36,099 --> 00:50:39,012
♪ A BIG, FINE CAR ♪
1073
00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:41,515
♪ I'VE GOT EVERYTHING ♪
1074
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:45,685
♪ THAT A MAN COULD WANT ♪
1075
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:52,192
♪ I GOT MORE... THAN
I COULD ASK FOR ♪
1076
00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:56,496
♪ I DON'T HAVE TO RUN AROUND ♪
1077
00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:01,268
♪ I DON'T HAVE TO
STAY OUT ALL NIGHT ♪
1078
00:51:01,292 --> 00:51:03,069
♪ 'CAUSE I'VE GOT ME ♪
1079
00:51:03,093 --> 00:51:07,307
♪ A SWEET SWEET, LOVING WOMAN ♪
1080
00:51:07,331 --> 00:51:12,713
♪ AND SHE KNOWS JUST
HOW TO TREAT ME RIGHT ♪
1081
00:51:12,737 --> 00:51:14,748
♪ WELL, MY BABY ♪
1082
00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:18,585
♪ SHE'S ALL RIGHT ♪
1083
00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:21,421
♪ WELL, MY BABY ♪
1084
00:51:21,445 --> 00:51:23,690
♪ SHE'S CLEAN OUT OF SIGHT ♪
1085
00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:25,058
♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ♪
1086
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:29,962
♪ SHE'S SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪
1087
00:51:29,986 --> 00:51:32,098
♪ YES, SHE IS, YEAH ♪
1088
00:51:32,122 --> 00:51:35,835
♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪
1089
00:51:35,859 --> 00:51:38,939
♪ YEAH ♪
1090
00:51:38,963 --> 00:51:40,941
♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪
1091
00:51:40,965 --> 00:51:42,609
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
GET OUT OF HERE?
1092
00:51:42,633 --> 00:51:43,777
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
1093
00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:45,245
[CHUCKLES]
1094
00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:47,681
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
1095
00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:50,384
♪ WHEN I HOLD HER IN MY ARMS ♪
1096
00:51:50,408 --> 00:51:52,786
YEAH, I DO, BUT, UM...
1097
00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,554
I'M ACTUALLY STILL WORKING,
1098
00:51:54,578 --> 00:51:58,091
SO MAYBE WE CAN DO
IT SOME OTHER TIME?
1099
00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,259
YEAH, I WOULD LIKE THAT.
1100
00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,394
YEAH? MM-HMM.
1101
00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:04,731
♪ OOH, WHEN MY BABY KISSES ME ♪
1102
00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:10,137
♪ MY HEART BECOMES
FILLED WITH DESIRE ♪
1103
00:52:10,161 --> 00:52:14,941
♪ WHEN SHE WRAPS HER
LOVING ARMS AROUND ME ♪
1104
00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:20,747
♪ IT 'BOUT DRIVES
ME OUT OF MY MIND ♪
1105
00:52:20,771 --> 00:52:23,417
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
1106
00:52:23,441 --> 00:52:27,254
♪ YEAH, WHEN MY BABY KISSES ME ♪
1107
00:52:27,278 --> 00:52:32,526
♪ CHILLS RUN UP
AND DOWN MY SPINE ♪
1108
00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:37,998
♪ WELL, MY BABY
SHE'S ALL RIGHT ♪
1109
00:52:38,022 --> 00:52:43,937
♪ WELL, MY BABY SHE'S
CLEAN OUT OF SIGHT ♪
1110
00:52:43,961 --> 00:52:45,438
♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ♪
1111
00:52:45,462 --> 00:52:51,944
♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪
1112
00:52:51,968 --> 00:52:56,750
♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪
1113
00:52:56,774 --> 00:53:00,420
♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪
1114
00:53:00,444 --> 00:53:07,460
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
1115
00:53:07,484 --> 00:53:11,865
♪ IS THERE ANYBODY
IS THERE ANYBODY ♪
1116
00:53:11,889 --> 00:53:17,970
♪ GOT A SWEET LITTLE
WOMAN LIKE MINE? ♪
1117
00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:21,508
♪ GOT TO BE SOMEBODY ♪
1118
00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:24,211
♪ I KNOW THERE'S SOMEBODY ♪
1119
00:53:24,235 --> 00:53:27,513
♪ GOT A SWEET LITTLE
WOMAN LIKE MINE ♪
1120
00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:29,816
TINA...
1121
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,486
♪ CAN I GET A WITNESS? ♪
♪ HONEY, CAN I GET A WITNESS? ♪
1122
00:53:33,510 --> 00:53:35,321
♪ CAN I, CAN I? CAN I, CAN I?
1123
00:53:35,345 --> 00:53:37,123
♪ CAN I GET A WITNESS? ♪
1124
00:53:37,147 --> 00:53:39,826
♪ CAN I GET A... CAN I? ♪
1125
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:42,796
♪ CAN I GET A WITNESS? ♪
1126
00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:44,130
♪ CAN I, CAN I, CAN I... ♪
1127
00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:45,999
♪ WITNESS ♪
1128
00:53:46,023 --> 00:53:47,967
♪ CAN I GET A WITNESS? ♪
1129
00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:51,671
♪ CAN I, CAN I... ♪
1130
00:53:51,695 --> 00:53:54,141
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
1131
00:53:54,165 --> 00:53:56,909
♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪
1132
00:53:56,933 --> 00:53:59,713
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
1133
00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:05,251
♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪
1134
00:54:05,275 --> 00:54:08,187
♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪
1135
00:54:08,211 --> 00:54:10,924
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
1136
00:54:10,948 --> 00:54:16,630
♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪
1137
00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:22,269
♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪
1138
00:54:22,293 --> 00:54:25,672
♪ SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL ♪
1139
00:54:25,696 --> 00:54:28,075
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
1140
00:54:28,099 --> 00:54:35,704
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH... ♪♪
68778
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