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Oh, Fuck. Fuck!
What?
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Fuck!
What?
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Fuck!
What?
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Fuck! Ugh!
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Ugh!
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Fuck!
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Happy Birthday.
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Surprise!
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Surprise!
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Not A Surprise.
You Told Me About It, Dad.
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Fuck. Act Surprised Anyway.
Go Enjoy Your Friends.
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Hey!
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Oh, Thank You.
Thank You So Much.
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Why Are You So Late?
Long Story.
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I Have To Leave For
San Francisco In A Few Minutes.
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On My Birthday?
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I Told You, I'm Doing
That Boutique Hotel
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In The Embarcadero.
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Oh, Yeah, Yeah, Right.
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And We Agreed
We'd Celebrate,
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And I'd Give You A Present
Tomorrow.
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What Is It?
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I'm Not Gonna Tell You.
It Would Ruin The Surprise.
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I Have To Steal
The Birthday Boy.
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Just Give Us A Minute,
Luther.
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I'll See You Tomorrow.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Mmm. You Make Me Shiver.
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Love You.
Love You, Too.
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Follow Me.
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May I Say I Have Never Seen You
Dressed More Ludicrously?
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It's Jay-Z,
Of The Jay-Z Collection.
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Oh, Of Course.
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I Forgot About Your Close Ties
To The Hip-Hop World.
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What?
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Your Birthday Gift.
Open It.
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It's A Dvd I Made For You
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Of Which I Am The Star--
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Co-Star With A Miss, Um...
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Pemmie Dellacorte.
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Joce's Sister?
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You Made A Dvd Of You Fucking
Jocelyn's Married Sister?
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Daughter Of The Man
Who Employs Both You And Me?
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Well, It Was Her Idea.
Oh, It Was Not.
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It Was, Yes,
And Some Of My Finest Work,
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If I Do Say So Myself.
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Oh, Michael,
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You Have No Sense
Of The Absurd.
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If I Did,
I'd Be Dressed Like You.
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Last Chance.
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All Right.
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Pemmie's A Wild One.
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It's No Picnic Looking Like This
Or Being So Gifted In Bed.
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It's Intimidating.
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I Scare The Crap
Out Of My Husband Seth.
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I Mean... We Do Stuff Sometimes,
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If You Call Me Licking His Balls
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While He Twangs
His Pot Sticker "Stuff."
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Snore.
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Ohh.
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A Lot Of People Think
Prison Changed Me,
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But I Think It Was Just Another
Place To Make Close Friends
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And Expand My Horizons...
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If You Catch My Drift.
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Even Though I'm On Parole...
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Seth Is Thrilled
To Have Me Back...
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Luther, No Luther.
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Ooh, I Still Miss
My Cellmate Georgia.
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For A Woman Who Took
A Baseball Bat
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To Her Husband's Kneecaps,
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She Sure Had
A Tender Fucking Touch.
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Michael...
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Meet Suze And Yasmin.
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They're Contortionists.
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Mmm.
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They Defy
The Laws Of Physics.
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Their Bodies Are Like
A Circus Of Nasty Hinges.
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I Bend
Where Other Women Snap.
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And I Can Lick My Own Vulva.
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You're Like Caligula.
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Mm.
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Ooh.
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Hello, Boys.
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What Seems To Be The Trouble?
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Don't Want You To Burn.
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God.
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We May Have To Check Him
Into A Burn Ward
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And Have Him
Legally Declared A Pizza.
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Ooh, It Looks Bad, Mikey.
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Would It Be Too Much To Ask You
To Throw Something On... Mom?
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Vic, Did You Hear?
He Called Me "Mom."
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I Heard, I Heard.
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Listen, Sweetheart,
Why Don't You Go Up Top?
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I Think Captain Lu's
Gonna Let You Steer.
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She Knows I'm Kidding,
Right?
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Yeah, I Don't Know.
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Chantal Has Some Very Strong
Maternal Instincts.
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Yeah, Huge.
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Ow. Aah! Sunburn.
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Ahh.
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00:07:04,919 --> 00:07:07,153
When's The Last Time
We Had Fun Like This?
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Your Third Wedding.
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No, Wait.
Your Fourth, To Maureen.
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Maureen.
God, She Never Shut Up.
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No, Dad. That Was Geri.
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Maureen Was The Shy Redhead
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Who Checked Into
The Beverly Hills Hotel
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And Took 50 Vicodin
For Dinner.
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I Thought That Was Dorothy.
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I'm Beginning To Lose Track.
I Think I Kinda Like That.
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You're Something, Pop.
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I Wouldn't Say It
If I Didn't Mean It.
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You're A Lawyer, Son.
Is That How You See Me?
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The Way I See You, Son,
Is I Don't See You Enough.
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Got You Something.
Happy Birthday.
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Aw.
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Ooh. I Love It, Pop.
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Said You Wanted To Quit The Law
And Go Sailing Around The World.
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Hop On.
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Happy Birthday, Son.
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Your Soul That Came Below.
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Yeah.
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Michael! They Call This One...
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"Opening Night."
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This One Is Called
"The Grand Coulee Dam."
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Well Done, Girls.
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Big Finish, Michael.
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This One's Called
"Here, Pussy, Pussy."
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It's A Play On Words.
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Step Back, Michael.
This One Gets A Little Messy.
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Oh, Okay.
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Liz.
Michael.
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How Did You Get In?
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I'm A Cop. I Broke In.
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What's Going On?
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We Had Some Unfinished Business
From This Morning.
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Smells Good.
What You Got In Here?
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00:09:05,019 --> 00:09:07,886
I Picked Up Some Chinese
On The Way.
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These Are All Empty.
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I Didn't Get It For You.
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I Got It For Me.
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So You Just Came Over To Eat
And Fuck?
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Pretty Much.
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00:09:17,919 --> 00:09:19,153
How Can You Live
With Yourself?
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You Are So Fucking Selfish.
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Practice.
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Ahh. Ahh.
A Little Sunburned.
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Ohh.
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Mmm.
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Aah!
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00:10:43,219 --> 00:10:48,019
So... What Did Your Girlfriend
Get You For Your Birthday?
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00:10:49,453 --> 00:10:51,586
I Think She's Getting Me
A Me-Me.
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00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:54,520
She's Taking Me
To His Gallery Tomorrow Night.
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00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,019
The Video Artist?
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00:10:56,019 --> 00:10:57,586
You Know About Him?
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00:10:57,586 --> 00:11:00,852
Me-Me? Yeah, He's Huge.
I Studied Him In Art History.
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00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:06,186
That Look--Is It Because
I Know Who Me-Me Is,
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00:11:06,186 --> 00:11:08,086
Or Because I Went
To College?
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00:11:08,086 --> 00:11:10,019
Well, You Just Keep
Surprising Me. That--That's--
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That's--That's All.
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00:11:11,852 --> 00:11:14,086
I Was Even Surprised
You Remembered My Birthday.
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00:11:14,086 --> 00:11:16,219
Are You Being Sarcastic?
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00:11:16,219 --> 00:11:18,286
No.
What Did You Want Me To Do,
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00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,486
Make A Bigger Deal
Out Of Your Birthday?
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00:11:19,486 --> 00:11:21,119
Maybe Get You A Present?
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00:11:21,119 --> 00:11:23,153
A Text Message
Would Have Been Plenty.
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00:11:23,153 --> 00:11:25,386
Dictate To It Me, Huh?
How About That?
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00:11:25,386 --> 00:11:27,253
This Is What I Always Expect,
And So Far,
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00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,952
This Is What I Always Get
From You--
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Spectacular Sex Followed By
A Ridiculous Argument
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00:11:32,219 --> 00:11:34,386
That You Start
And Then You Exit.
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Well, Who Am I
To Disappoint?
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00:11:42,253 --> 00:11:43,919
So Picture This--
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00:11:43,919 --> 00:11:46,086
Jackson Pollock And I
Are Dropping Acid, Naked
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00:11:46,086 --> 00:11:50,420
In Miles Davis' Place
In Sag Harbor.
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00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,086
He Was Painting My Tits.
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00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,420
He Had
The Most Marvelous Hard-On,
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00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:56,253
And Then Suddenly
He's Spinning Around,
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00:11:56,253 --> 00:11:59,919
Splashing Paint
All Over The Floor And Walls.
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00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:04,053
Next Thing You Know,
We Got Abstract Art In America.
225
00:12:04,053 --> 00:12:06,919
You Never Know Where Genius
Comes From.
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00:12:06,919 --> 00:12:09,153
Sometimes It Looks Like A Mess
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00:12:09,153 --> 00:12:12,952
Till Somebody Comes Along
And... Gets It.
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00:12:31,886 --> 00:12:34,119
How Is It Pronounced?
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00:12:34,119 --> 00:12:36,353
Furthermore, How Quickly?
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00:12:36,353 --> 00:12:40,486
Is It Pronounced "Mee-Mee"
Or "Me-Me"?
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Stop It, Lu.
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Query--Is His First Name "Me"
And His Last Name "Me"
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00:12:46,153 --> 00:12:48,319
Or His First Name "Me-Me,"
In Which Case
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00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:50,486
The Only Possibility
For His Last Name Would Be
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"I'm A Pretentious Asshole."
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00:12:54,486 --> 00:12:57,286
Oh, Jocelyn Wants To Buy Me One
For My Birthday.
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00:12:57,286 --> 00:13:00,086
Saw A Piece On Him On Cnn.
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00:13:00,086 --> 00:13:02,286
She Remembered.
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00:13:02,286 --> 00:13:06,153
Ohh! God, Everything I Do
Becomes A Clue For Her.
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00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:09,119
Yeah, Well, She's Starved
For Details, Michael.
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00:13:09,119 --> 00:13:14,386
Just Make Shit Up. Sincerity
Just Complicates Things.
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00:13:14,386 --> 00:13:16,886
Yeah, It Does.
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00:13:16,886 --> 00:13:19,019
Actually, I Like Him.
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00:13:19,019 --> 00:13:21,086
He's Engaging In A,
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00:13:21,086 --> 00:13:23,919
You Know, "I Hope You All
Choke To Death
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00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:25,952
In Front Of Your Loved Ones"
Kind Of Way.
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00:13:27,952 --> 00:13:29,253
Having Fun?
252
00:13:29,253 --> 00:13:31,053
Hey.
Hi.
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00:13:31,053 --> 00:13:34,420
Mm. So I Was Just Talking To One
Of My Clients--Ronny Decker.
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00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:37,086
He's
The Racehorse Sperm Broker.
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00:13:37,086 --> 00:13:38,353
Mm, I'd Like To Get
His Number.
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00:13:38,353 --> 00:13:39,886
You Know, Make A Little Cash
On The Side.
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00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,219
I'm Up To My Ears.
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00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:43,386
You Know, It Looks Real,
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00:13:43,386 --> 00:13:45,420
Like He Actually
Might Live In There.
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00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:46,886
Yes, Well, Maybe He'll
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00:13:46,886 --> 00:13:48,286
Decide To Stay.
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00:13:49,919 --> 00:13:51,353
Michael, Which One
Do You Like Best--
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00:13:51,353 --> 00:13:54,286
The One Where Me-Me Sneers
Irritably Or The One
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00:13:54,286 --> 00:13:56,119
Where He Glares Dismissively?
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00:13:56,119 --> 00:14:01,420
Ahem! Me-Me Doesn't Glare.
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00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:04,186
And Me-Me Doesn't Sneer.
That Is All In Your Mind, Sir.
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00:14:04,186 --> 00:14:07,019
You See What You See,
Not What Is.
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00:14:07,019 --> 00:14:09,386
How Very Slavish
And Painful For You.
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00:14:09,386 --> 00:14:11,153
Well, My Mistake.
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00:14:11,153 --> 00:14:13,386
Oh, By The Way, What Happened To
The "Dis" Segment Of The Word?
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00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,453
I Thought
It Was "Distortions."
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00:14:15,453 --> 00:14:18,186
Only To Those Imprisoned
In The Literal.
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00:14:18,186 --> 00:14:20,453
I Assume You're Not
An Art Fancier.
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00:14:20,453 --> 00:14:23,119
Actually, I Love All Kinds
Of Art.
Hmm.
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00:14:23,119 --> 00:14:25,086
Have You Seen
Any Around Here Tonight?
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00:14:25,086 --> 00:14:26,952
Okay, Luther,
Time To Get Some Air.
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00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:28,919
You, Sir,
Are Aesthetically Embalmed.
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00:14:28,919 --> 00:14:32,253
Perhaps I Should Invite You
To Leave My... "Stortions" Show
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00:14:32,253 --> 00:14:35,286
As Clearly It Is Well Beyond
Your Realm Of Comprehension.
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00:14:35,286 --> 00:14:39,586
Or Maybe You Should
Kiss My Ass, "Me."
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00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:42,319
Oh, I Hope That Thought
Didn't "Turb" You Too Much.
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Get Out.
Okay. Hey, Hey!
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00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:45,186
Come On!
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00:14:50,453 --> 00:14:54,219
I Told You To Get
The Fuck Out Of Here!
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00:14:54,219 --> 00:14:56,286
Aah! Fuck You!
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00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,919
Oh, Yeah?! Fuck Me?!
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00:14:57,919 --> 00:14:59,620
Fuck You!
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00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:05,153
Call The Mortuary, Michael!
This Pussy's Gonna Need A Box!
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00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:08,886
...Art Gallery.
12-15 In Progress.
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00:15:08,886 --> 00:15:11,119
Probably Ran Out
Of Foie Gras.
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00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,486
Let Somebody Else
Take It.
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00:15:13,486 --> 00:15:16,952
Oh, No. This One I Want.
295
00:15:16,952 --> 00:15:18,453
Hey, Luther! Cut It Out!
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00:15:18,453 --> 00:15:19,986
Stop That!
Guys, Come On!
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00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:22,952
Jesus! Both Of You,
Break--Hey, Break It Up!
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00:15:22,952 --> 00:15:24,286
Break It Up!
Uhh!
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00:15:24,286 --> 00:15:27,819
Joce! Get The Fuck Off Her, Man!
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00:15:27,819 --> 00:15:31,353
That's My Friend Jocelyn,
You Revolting Turd! Blow Me!
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00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:34,019
Jesus Christ, Man! Okay, I'm
Gonna Get You Some Ice, Okay?
303
00:15:34,019 --> 00:15:37,053
Hey, Hey, Hey. Stay Put,
All Right?
304
00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:39,586
Okay, Okay, Okay, Let's All
Be Friends Here, All Right?
305
00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:42,353
That Microbe Twat
Started Everything!
306
00:15:42,353 --> 00:15:44,852
I Am An Attorney,
And I Wanna Press Charges
307
00:15:44,852 --> 00:15:46,520
Against This Pretender!
308
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,420
All Right, For What?
For Impersonating
A Human Being!
309
00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:51,952
Oh, And For Knocking
My Friend Down.
310
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,153
You Son--
311
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,586
Easy. You Need To Relax.
All Right.
312
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:58,986
Ma'am? Why Don't You Come
With Me To The Squad Car, Okay?
313
00:15:58,986 --> 00:16:00,286
So We Can Have
A Look At That.
314
00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:02,019
You're Gonna Have To Give
A Statement.
315
00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:04,919
All Right, Let's Go.
It's Okay, It's Okay.
316
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,586
It's Okay.
317
00:16:09,586 --> 00:16:11,353
I Don't Know Why
I'm So Emotional.
318
00:16:11,353 --> 00:16:13,520
I'm Not A Person
Who Does This. Okay?
319
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,119
You Know, I Know Who I Am.
320
00:16:15,119 --> 00:16:17,253
If I Didn't, I Couldn't
Say That, Right?
321
00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:19,420
Well, You Got Socked
Pretty Good.
322
00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:20,819
This Makes
An Assault And Battery.
323
00:16:20,819 --> 00:16:22,153
Would You Like
To Press Charges?
324
00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:24,119
I Just Wanna Make Him Happy.
325
00:16:24,119 --> 00:16:25,486
Who,
The Guy Who Punched You?
326
00:16:25,486 --> 00:16:28,119
You See People
In Messes Every Day.
327
00:16:28,119 --> 00:16:31,486
You Know, You...
You Wear A Gun To Work.
328
00:16:31,486 --> 00:16:36,053
I Have To Ask You,
How Do You Make A Man Happy?
329
00:16:36,053 --> 00:16:38,586
Look, You Got Pretty Shook Up,
Okay?
330
00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:40,952
I Don't--I Don't Even Think
He Wanted A Me-Me To Begin With.
331
00:16:40,952 --> 00:16:43,819
I... It's What I Thought
He Wanted, You Know?
332
00:16:43,819 --> 00:16:47,219
And I'm Projecting. I'm Always
Projecting What He Wants.
333
00:16:47,219 --> 00:16:49,852
I Have No Idea.
334
00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:52,986
Men, Women--
Two Different Animals.
335
00:16:52,986 --> 00:16:55,219
You're So Right.
Sleeping With An Enemy.
336
00:16:55,219 --> 00:16:56,586
Exactly.
337
00:16:56,586 --> 00:17:00,119
That Is Dead On.
338
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,353
It's Fellatio, Isn't It?
339
00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:06,219
It's--It's Blow Jobs,
Hummers. They Love That.
340
00:17:06,219 --> 00:17:08,019
They Live For That--That
341
00:17:08,019 --> 00:17:11,153
That Tongue Driving The Happy
Tour Bus Up Ego Mountain.
342
00:17:11,153 --> 00:17:13,852
Joce, What Are You Doing Here?
I Couldn't Find You.
343
00:17:13,852 --> 00:17:15,786
I'm Talking To The Officer.
344
00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:17,019
Hi.
345
00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:19,019
Hello.
346
00:17:19,019 --> 00:17:21,453
Do You Know This Woman?
347
00:17:21,453 --> 00:17:22,852
Know Me?
348
00:17:22,852 --> 00:17:24,819
That's My Man.
349
00:17:24,819 --> 00:17:27,386
She Was Just Giving Me
Some Advice.
350
00:17:27,386 --> 00:17:29,852
She's Very Kind.
351
00:17:29,852 --> 00:17:32,053
Extremely Wise.
352
00:17:32,053 --> 00:17:35,386
That's Great, Joce. Here.
353
00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:37,153
Officer, May I Speak To You
For A Moment?
354
00:17:37,153 --> 00:17:39,286
I'm Busy.
Please?
355
00:17:39,286 --> 00:17:42,319
Joce, Use The Ice.
I'll, Uh, I'll Be Right Back.
356
00:17:42,319 --> 00:17:44,553
Okay?
357
00:17:44,553 --> 00:17:46,086
Thank You.
358
00:17:48,952 --> 00:17:52,886
Okay, So What Exactly Were
You Gals Discussing,
359
00:17:52,886 --> 00:17:54,386
Extremely Wise One--Me?
360
00:17:54,386 --> 00:17:57,119
You're Insane.
361
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,319
Get A Blood Flush.
Move To Another Town.
362
00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:01,353
There's Another Person,
Because This Version
363
00:18:01,353 --> 00:18:03,253
Isn't Working For Anyone.
364
00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:05,886
And For Your Information,
I Didn't Ask Her Anything.
365
00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:07,186
She Did All The Asking.
366
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,986
Well, What Exactly
Did She Ask You About?
367
00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:11,053
You Wanna Know?
Are You Sure You Can Handle It?
368
00:18:11,053 --> 00:18:13,119
Oh, Yes, I Can Handle It.
369
00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:16,786
Well, As I Recall,
We Were Discussing Blow Jobs.
370
00:18:16,786 --> 00:18:18,886
You Are So Full Of Shit.
371
00:18:18,886 --> 00:18:20,319
You're Just Trying To Piss Me
Off 'Cause You're Pissed Off.
372
00:18:20,319 --> 00:18:22,019
Well, She Referred To It
373
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:26,053
As "Driving The Happy Tongue
Tour Bus Up Ego Mountain."
374
00:18:26,053 --> 00:18:30,219
Oh, My God. I Told Her
Never To Say That.
375
00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:32,386
Oh, My.
376
00:18:32,386 --> 00:18:34,019
What Did You Say?
377
00:18:34,019 --> 00:18:36,253
Well, I Told Her She Should
Try Sucking Your Dick
378
00:18:36,253 --> 00:18:38,386
In Your Kitchen.
What?
379
00:18:38,386 --> 00:18:41,553
Get Over Yourself, Michael,
Because Everyone Else Has.
382
00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:10,053
Detective Judd Cutter,
Elusive Crime Fighter.
383
00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:11,319
I Meant To Call You.
Hmm.
384
00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:12,819
Been On This
Big Murder Investigation.
385
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,253
It's A Real Mess.
386
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,186
You Could Always Use Bad Things
To Your Advantage.
387
00:19:17,186 --> 00:19:18,453
See, Don't Do That.
You Don't, Uh,
388
00:19:18,453 --> 00:19:20,453
You Don't Do Wounded
Convincingly.
389
00:19:20,453 --> 00:19:23,153
You, Uh, You Still Got
A Dead Eye.
390
00:19:23,153 --> 00:19:24,986
Girl's Gotta Protect Herself.
391
00:19:24,986 --> 00:19:27,486
I Always Suspected You Were
A Girl Under All Those...
392
00:19:27,486 --> 00:19:29,253
Ferocious Layers.
393
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:31,386
You Still Have Those, Uh, Things
In Your Bedroom Ceiling--
394
00:19:31,386 --> 00:19:34,520
Those Little Stars
That Glow In The Dark?
Your Divorce Go Through?
395
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,919
I Signed The Papers Last Week.
She's Moving To Tucson,
396
00:19:37,919 --> 00:19:41,119
Continue Her Obsession
With Becoming Perfect
397
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:44,420
At The Expense
Of Everyone Else.
398
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:47,186
You Know, You And I
Should Get A Drink Sometime.
399
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,786
Mm.
401
00:19:54,053 --> 00:19:57,253
Mmm! God, You Monster!
403
00:19:58,486 --> 00:20:01,819
God, You're Huge!
404
00:20:01,819 --> 00:20:04,919
Ah, Let Me Go,
You Sexual Maniac.
405
00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:07,019
Full Moon.
406
00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:10,053
Your Incense
Only Aroused Me Further.
409
00:20:13,286 --> 00:20:14,520
Ohh!
411
00:20:15,952 --> 00:20:19,253
Oh, Deeply And Massively
Hung Beast.
414
00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:29,086
Ahem! Luther.
415
00:20:29,086 --> 00:20:30,586
Michael, Hello.
416
00:20:30,586 --> 00:20:32,553
What A Nice Surprise.
417
00:20:32,553 --> 00:20:34,186
You're Working Late.
418
00:20:34,186 --> 00:20:37,553
Yes. Do You Mind?
What The Fuck Is Going On Here?
419
00:20:37,553 --> 00:20:40,919
Oh, It's Our Monthly
Full Moon Frenzy.
420
00:20:40,919 --> 00:20:45,253
I Play The Insatiable Tex Twang,
An Escaped Sexual Madman.
421
00:20:45,253 --> 00:20:48,186
And These Two Are Recently
Graduated Parochial Students.
422
00:20:48,186 --> 00:20:51,186
There's An Extra Cock Ring
Over There. Join Us.
423
00:20:51,186 --> 00:20:52,486
You Have A Backup Cock Ring?
424
00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:55,486
What If One Pops?
425
00:20:55,486 --> 00:20:57,053
Good-Bye.
426
00:20:57,053 --> 00:21:00,219
Every Man Must Have His Spare.
427
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:01,520
Action.
432
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,453
Off We Go.
433
00:21:21,553 --> 00:21:23,019
Hey.
434
00:21:23,019 --> 00:21:24,586
How Did You Get Past
Lobby Security?
435
00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:26,086
I Shot The Security Guard,
436
00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:28,019
So We Only Have
A Couple Of Minutes.
437
00:21:28,019 --> 00:21:30,253
What's That?
438
00:21:30,253 --> 00:21:33,219
Take It.
439
00:21:33,219 --> 00:21:35,586
A Peace Offering?
440
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,286
Peace Is Overrated.
441
00:21:38,286 --> 00:21:40,153
I'll Tell Gandhi We Spoke.
442
00:21:40,153 --> 00:21:42,520
I Gotta Go. I'm On Duty.
443
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,219
Wait, Wait, Wait.
444
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,952
What?
445
00:21:45,952 --> 00:21:47,886
You Didn't Have To Do This.
446
00:21:47,886 --> 00:21:51,919
Yeah, I Did. See Ya.
448
00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:36,852
You Painted That?
449
00:22:36,852 --> 00:22:39,919
Yeah. I-I Tried To Have It Ready
For Your Birthday. I Just--
450
00:22:39,919 --> 00:22:41,486
It's Beautiful.
451
00:22:43,852 --> 00:22:47,086
I Had No Idea
You Were Such A...
452
00:22:47,086 --> 00:22:48,386
I Didn't Know
You Could Paint.
453
00:22:48,386 --> 00:22:50,852
You Don't Really Know Me.
454
00:22:50,852 --> 00:22:52,053
But I Want To.
455
00:23:13,019 --> 00:23:15,520
No One In My Whole Life
Ever Made Something For Me.
456
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,153
Crazy Now That We Met, I...
457
00:23:18,153 --> 00:23:20,952
I Just Couldn't Get It
Out Of My Head.
458
00:23:20,952 --> 00:23:22,819
Mmm.
459
00:23:23,952 --> 00:23:25,520
Come Over After You Get Off.
460
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,852
I Can't.
461
00:23:28,852 --> 00:23:30,153
I Have Plans.
462
00:23:30,153 --> 00:23:31,586
Plans?
463
00:23:31,586 --> 00:23:33,919
I Have A Life, Michael.
465
00:23:43,019 --> 00:23:44,852
Happy Birthday.
466
00:23:46,319 --> 00:23:48,053
You Never Know What The Hell
Is Up With Anyone, Man.
467
00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:50,852
I Mean, Anyone.
468
00:23:50,852 --> 00:23:52,119
There's This Girl I Dated
469
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,053
A Few Years
Before I Married Helen.
470
00:23:54,053 --> 00:23:55,886
She Was A Mormon.
471
00:23:55,886 --> 00:23:59,119
She Was A Sexy Girl, Though.
Ohh.
472
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:00,620
She Had All The Right Curves
473
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,586
And Vista Points Working
For Her, You Know?
474
00:24:02,586 --> 00:24:05,219
She Had This Translucent Skin.
475
00:24:05,219 --> 00:24:11,086
So One Night, She Decides
To Tell Me That She's A Vampire.
476
00:24:11,086 --> 00:24:13,186
And I'm Like, "Come On."
477
00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:14,386
But Here's The Thing, Though.
478
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:15,819
I Mean,
She Had Those Fang Teeth,
479
00:24:15,819 --> 00:24:17,086
You Know, Like--Like Cher Had
480
00:24:17,086 --> 00:24:18,486
Before She Fiberglassed
Her Mouth,
481
00:24:18,486 --> 00:24:20,420
And In Her Closet,
She Got One Of Those Capes
482
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:21,952
With The High Collar,
You Know What I'm Saying?
483
00:24:21,952 --> 00:24:23,919
I Mean,
This Chick Was Half Nuts!
484
00:24:23,919 --> 00:24:28,153
Oh, And In Bed, Oh, My Goodness.
She Was A Freakin' 9-1-1 Call.
485
00:24:28,153 --> 00:24:30,553
Ohh.
486
00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:32,119
We Had A Lot Of Fun, Man.
487
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,486
I Never Did Sleep Over, Though.
488
00:24:33,486 --> 00:24:35,019
She Was Always
Licking At My Neck
489
00:24:35,019 --> 00:24:37,420
Like It Was A Quarter Pounder.
490
00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:40,852
Like I Said, You Just...
You Never Know.
491
00:24:40,852 --> 00:24:43,153
People Got Sides, You Know?
492
00:24:43,153 --> 00:24:47,486
Open Your Mind,
Or You'll Miss The Show.
494
00:24:59,919 --> 00:25:02,586
Hey, Joce.
What Are You Still Doing Up?
495
00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:05,386
I Couldn't Sleep.
Yeah, Me Neither.
496
00:25:05,386 --> 00:25:09,253
How's The Eye?
Sore.
497
00:25:09,253 --> 00:25:11,386
Wanna Come Over?
498
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,153
Or I Could... Drive Up.
499
00:25:13,153 --> 00:25:15,486
No, I'm Beat.
500
00:25:15,486 --> 00:25:16,986
Long Day.
501
00:25:16,986 --> 00:25:19,119
Do You Like Being
Another Year Older?
502
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,486
I Was Always
Another Year Older.
503
00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:22,353
I Thought Of Something Else
To Get You.
504
00:25:22,353 --> 00:25:24,019
A Jet Ski.
505
00:25:24,019 --> 00:25:26,420
You Remember?
You Were Talking About Those.
506
00:25:26,420 --> 00:25:28,786
That's Nice, But I'll Pass.
507
00:25:28,786 --> 00:25:31,420
Why Don't You Just
Make Me Something?
508
00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:33,819
Make You Something?
509
00:25:33,819 --> 00:25:36,186
Like What?
Anything.
510
00:25:36,186 --> 00:25:39,286
Well, Tell Me What You Want Me
To Make, And I Will.
511
00:25:39,286 --> 00:25:41,952
I Know.
512
00:25:41,952 --> 00:26:01,119
Nighty-Night.
Good Night, Babe.
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