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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 22 00:02:16,153 --> 00:02:17,986 Oh, Fuck. Fuck! What? 23 00:02:17,986 --> 00:02:19,353 Fuck! What? 24 00:02:19,353 --> 00:02:20,986 Fuck! What? 25 00:02:20,986 --> 00:02:24,153 Fuck! Ugh! 26 00:02:24,153 --> 00:02:25,553 Ugh! 27 00:02:25,553 --> 00:02:27,119 Fuck! 29 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,553 Happy Birthday. 30 00:02:48,986 --> 00:02:50,186 Surprise! 31 00:02:50,186 --> 00:02:51,553 Surprise! 33 00:02:53,319 --> 00:02:54,952 Not A Surprise. You Told Me About It, Dad. 34 00:02:54,952 --> 00:02:58,986 Fuck. Act Surprised Anyway. Go Enjoy Your Friends. 35 00:02:58,986 --> 00:03:00,219 Hey! 36 00:03:00,219 --> 00:03:02,852 Oh, Thank You. Thank You So Much. 37 00:03:02,852 --> 00:03:05,486 Why Are You So Late? Long Story. 38 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:07,420 I Have To Leave For San Francisco In A Few Minutes. 39 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:08,986 On My Birthday? 40 00:03:08,986 --> 00:03:10,620 I Told You, I'm Doing That Boutique Hotel 41 00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:12,019 In The Embarcadero. 42 00:03:12,019 --> 00:03:13,253 Oh, Yeah, Yeah, Right. 43 00:03:13,253 --> 00:03:14,886 And We Agreed We'd Celebrate, 44 00:03:14,886 --> 00:03:16,852 And I'd Give You A Present Tomorrow. 45 00:03:16,852 --> 00:03:18,453 What Is It? 46 00:03:18,453 --> 00:03:20,453 I'm Not Gonna Tell You. It Would Ruin The Surprise. 47 00:03:20,453 --> 00:03:22,353 I Have To Steal The Birthday Boy. 48 00:03:22,353 --> 00:03:25,319 Just Give Us A Minute, Luther. 49 00:03:25,319 --> 00:03:26,819 I'll See You Tomorrow. 50 00:03:26,819 --> 00:03:28,053 Mm. 51 00:03:28,053 --> 00:03:29,253 Mm. 53 00:03:34,420 --> 00:03:35,919 Mmm. You Make Me Shiver. 55 00:03:37,153 --> 00:03:39,186 Love You. Love You, Too. 56 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:41,153 Follow Me. 57 00:03:41,153 --> 00:03:44,852 May I Say I Have Never Seen You Dressed More Ludicrously? 58 00:03:44,852 --> 00:03:47,486 It's Jay-Z, Of The Jay-Z Collection. 59 00:03:47,486 --> 00:03:49,219 Oh, Of Course. 60 00:03:49,219 --> 00:03:52,852 I Forgot About Your Close Ties To The Hip-Hop World. 61 00:03:52,852 --> 00:03:54,153 What? 62 00:03:54,153 --> 00:03:57,353 Your Birthday Gift. Open It. 63 00:03:57,353 --> 00:03:59,319 It's A Dvd I Made For You 64 00:03:59,319 --> 00:04:01,019 Of Which I Am The Star-- 65 00:04:01,019 --> 00:04:04,986 Co-Star With A Miss, Um... 66 00:04:04,986 --> 00:04:06,420 Pemmie Dellacorte. 67 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:08,520 Joce's Sister? 68 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:12,420 You Made A Dvd Of You Fucking Jocelyn's Married Sister? 69 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:15,186 Daughter Of The Man Who Employs Both You And Me? 70 00:04:15,186 --> 00:04:17,219 Well, It Was Her Idea. Oh, It Was Not. 71 00:04:17,219 --> 00:04:18,786 It Was, Yes, And Some Of My Finest Work, 72 00:04:18,786 --> 00:04:20,420 If I Do Say So Myself. 74 00:04:22,852 --> 00:04:24,153 Oh, Michael, 75 00:04:24,153 --> 00:04:26,353 You Have No Sense Of The Absurd. 76 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,952 If I Did, I'd Be Dressed Like You. 77 00:04:28,952 --> 00:04:31,286 Last Chance. 78 00:04:31,286 --> 00:04:32,586 All Right. 79 00:04:32,586 --> 00:04:34,453 Pemmie's A Wild One. 80 00:04:34,453 --> 00:04:40,119 It's No Picnic Looking Like This Or Being So Gifted In Bed. 81 00:04:40,119 --> 00:04:42,186 It's Intimidating. 82 00:04:42,186 --> 00:04:46,219 I Scare The Crap Out Of My Husband Seth. 83 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:49,453 I Mean... We Do Stuff Sometimes, 84 00:04:49,453 --> 00:04:51,420 If You Call Me Licking His Balls 85 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:54,586 While He Twangs His Pot Sticker "Stuff." 87 00:04:56,186 --> 00:04:57,852 Snore. 88 00:04:57,852 --> 00:05:00,186 Ohh. 89 00:05:00,186 --> 00:05:03,019 A Lot Of People Think Prison Changed Me, 90 00:05:03,019 --> 00:05:06,852 But I Think It Was Just Another Place To Make Close Friends 91 00:05:06,852 --> 00:05:09,886 And Expand My Horizons... 92 00:05:09,886 --> 00:05:12,852 If You Catch My Drift. 94 00:05:14,253 --> 00:05:16,919 Even Though I'm On Parole... 95 00:05:16,919 --> 00:05:20,786 Seth Is Thrilled To Have Me Back... 96 00:05:20,786 --> 00:05:24,019 Luther, No Luther. 97 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:26,319 Ooh, I Still Miss My Cellmate Georgia. 98 00:05:26,319 --> 00:05:28,319 For A Woman Who Took A Baseball Bat 99 00:05:28,319 --> 00:05:29,886 To Her Husband's Kneecaps, 100 00:05:29,886 --> 00:05:32,886 She Sure Had A Tender Fucking Touch. 101 00:05:34,453 --> 00:05:36,186 Michael... 102 00:05:36,186 --> 00:05:40,286 Meet Suze And Yasmin. 103 00:05:40,286 --> 00:05:42,119 They're Contortionists. 104 00:05:42,119 --> 00:05:43,586 Mmm. 105 00:05:43,586 --> 00:05:45,186 They Defy The Laws Of Physics. 106 00:05:45,186 --> 00:05:49,186 Their Bodies Are Like A Circus Of Nasty Hinges. 109 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:55,019 I Bend Where Other Women Snap. 110 00:05:55,019 --> 00:05:57,219 And I Can Lick My Own Vulva. 111 00:05:57,219 --> 00:05:59,919 You're Like Caligula. 112 00:05:59,919 --> 00:06:01,553 Mm. 113 00:06:01,553 --> 00:06:04,486 Ooh. 114 00:06:07,053 --> 00:06:09,553 Hello, Boys. 115 00:06:09,553 --> 00:06:11,386 What Seems To Be The Trouble? 116 00:06:11,386 --> 00:06:14,986 Don't Want You To Burn. 117 00:06:14,986 --> 00:06:16,952 God. 118 00:06:16,952 --> 00:06:20,119 We May Have To Check Him Into A Burn Ward 119 00:06:20,119 --> 00:06:24,886 And Have Him Legally Declared A Pizza. 121 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:31,053 Ooh, It Looks Bad, Mikey. 122 00:06:31,053 --> 00:06:35,353 Would It Be Too Much To Ask You To Throw Something On... Mom? 123 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:37,520 Vic, Did You Hear? He Called Me "Mom." 124 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,186 I Heard, I Heard. 125 00:06:39,186 --> 00:06:41,286 Listen, Sweetheart, Why Don't You Go Up Top? 126 00:06:41,286 --> 00:06:44,119 I Think Captain Lu's Gonna Let You Steer. 127 00:06:48,986 --> 00:06:50,219 She Knows I'm Kidding, Right? 129 00:06:51,886 --> 00:06:53,286 Yeah, I Don't Know. 130 00:06:53,286 --> 00:06:56,019 Chantal Has Some Very Strong Maternal Instincts. 131 00:06:56,019 --> 00:06:58,386 Yeah, Huge. 132 00:06:58,386 --> 00:07:01,486 Ow. Aah! Sunburn. 133 00:07:01,486 --> 00:07:04,919 Ahh. 134 00:07:04,919 --> 00:07:07,153 When's The Last Time We Had Fun Like This? 135 00:07:07,153 --> 00:07:09,086 Your Third Wedding. 136 00:07:09,086 --> 00:07:11,019 No, Wait. Your Fourth, To Maureen. 137 00:07:11,019 --> 00:07:13,453 Maureen. God, She Never Shut Up. 138 00:07:13,453 --> 00:07:15,053 No, Dad. That Was Geri. 139 00:07:15,053 --> 00:07:16,319 Maureen Was The Shy Redhead 140 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:18,119 Who Checked Into The Beverly Hills Hotel 141 00:07:18,119 --> 00:07:20,353 And Took 50 Vicodin For Dinner. 142 00:07:20,353 --> 00:07:23,353 I Thought That Was Dorothy. 143 00:07:23,353 --> 00:07:25,919 I'm Beginning To Lose Track. I Think I Kinda Like That. 144 00:07:25,919 --> 00:07:28,219 You're Something, Pop. 145 00:07:28,219 --> 00:07:30,053 I Wouldn't Say It If I Didn't Mean It. 146 00:07:30,053 --> 00:07:33,386 You're A Lawyer, Son. Is That How You See Me? 147 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:36,886 The Way I See You, Son, Is I Don't See You Enough. 148 00:07:38,453 --> 00:07:40,420 Got You Something. Happy Birthday. 149 00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:42,786 Aw. 151 00:07:46,886 --> 00:07:49,819 Ooh. I Love It, Pop. 152 00:07:49,819 --> 00:07:52,586 Said You Wanted To Quit The Law And Go Sailing Around The World. 153 00:07:52,586 --> 00:07:55,186 Hop On. 154 00:07:55,186 --> 00:07:57,986 Happy Birthday, Son. 155 00:07:57,986 --> 00:08:01,486 Your Soul That Came Below. 156 00:08:01,486 --> 00:08:02,919 Yeah. 157 00:08:11,486 --> 00:08:14,219 Michael! They Call This One... 159 00:08:16,219 --> 00:08:17,919 "Opening Night." 161 00:08:19,353 --> 00:08:23,119 This One Is Called "The Grand Coulee Dam." 162 00:08:23,119 --> 00:08:25,153 Well Done, Girls. 163 00:08:25,153 --> 00:08:26,586 Big Finish, Michael. 164 00:08:26,586 --> 00:08:30,353 This One's Called "Here, Pussy, Pussy." 165 00:08:30,353 --> 00:08:32,053 It's A Play On Words. 166 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,420 Step Back, Michael. This One Gets A Little Messy. 167 00:08:33,420 --> 00:08:36,253 Oh, Okay. 168 00:08:51,186 --> 00:08:53,453 Liz. Michael. 169 00:08:53,453 --> 00:08:55,319 How Did You Get In? 170 00:08:55,319 --> 00:08:57,053 I'm A Cop. I Broke In. 171 00:08:57,053 --> 00:08:59,086 What's Going On? 172 00:08:59,086 --> 00:09:01,420 We Had Some Unfinished Business From This Morning. 173 00:09:03,119 --> 00:09:05,019 Smells Good. What You Got In Here? 174 00:09:05,019 --> 00:09:07,886 I Picked Up Some Chinese On The Way. 175 00:09:07,886 --> 00:09:10,819 These Are All Empty. 176 00:09:10,819 --> 00:09:12,786 I Didn't Get It For You. 177 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,053 I Got It For Me. 178 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,520 So You Just Came Over To Eat And Fuck? 179 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:17,919 Pretty Much. 180 00:09:17,919 --> 00:09:19,153 How Can You Live With Yourself? 181 00:09:19,153 --> 00:09:21,286 You Are So Fucking Selfish. 182 00:09:21,286 --> 00:09:25,119 Practice. 185 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,153 Ahh. Ahh. A Little Sunburned. 186 00:09:32,153 --> 00:09:35,486 Ohh. 187 00:09:35,486 --> 00:09:37,286 Mmm. 193 00:10:26,286 --> 00:10:28,053 Aah! 195 00:10:43,219 --> 00:10:48,019 So... What Did Your Girlfriend Get You For Your Birthday? 196 00:10:49,453 --> 00:10:51,586 I Think She's Getting Me A Me-Me. 197 00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:54,520 She's Taking Me To His Gallery Tomorrow Night. 198 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,019 The Video Artist? 199 00:10:56,019 --> 00:10:57,586 You Know About Him? 200 00:10:57,586 --> 00:11:00,852 Me-Me? Yeah, He's Huge. I Studied Him In Art History. 201 00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:06,186 That Look--Is It Because I Know Who Me-Me Is, 202 00:11:06,186 --> 00:11:08,086 Or Because I Went To College? 203 00:11:08,086 --> 00:11:10,019 Well, You Just Keep Surprising Me. That--That's-- 204 00:11:10,019 --> 00:11:11,852 That's--That's All. 205 00:11:11,852 --> 00:11:14,086 I Was Even Surprised You Remembered My Birthday. 206 00:11:14,086 --> 00:11:16,219 Are You Being Sarcastic? 207 00:11:16,219 --> 00:11:18,286 No. What Did You Want Me To Do, 208 00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,486 Make A Bigger Deal Out Of Your Birthday? 209 00:11:19,486 --> 00:11:21,119 Maybe Get You A Present? 210 00:11:21,119 --> 00:11:23,153 A Text Message Would Have Been Plenty. 211 00:11:23,153 --> 00:11:25,386 Dictate To It Me, Huh? How About That? 212 00:11:25,386 --> 00:11:27,253 This Is What I Always Expect, And So Far, 213 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,952 This Is What I Always Get From You-- 214 00:11:28,952 --> 00:11:32,219 Spectacular Sex Followed By A Ridiculous Argument 215 00:11:32,219 --> 00:11:34,386 That You Start And Then You Exit. 216 00:11:34,386 --> 00:11:38,620 Well, Who Am I To Disappoint? 217 00:11:42,253 --> 00:11:43,919 So Picture This-- 218 00:11:43,919 --> 00:11:46,086 Jackson Pollock And I Are Dropping Acid, Naked 219 00:11:46,086 --> 00:11:50,420 In Miles Davis' Place In Sag Harbor. 220 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,086 He Was Painting My Tits. 221 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,420 He Had The Most Marvelous Hard-On, 222 00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:56,253 And Then Suddenly He's Spinning Around, 223 00:11:56,253 --> 00:11:59,919 Splashing Paint All Over The Floor And Walls. 224 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:04,053 Next Thing You Know, We Got Abstract Art In America. 225 00:12:04,053 --> 00:12:06,919 You Never Know Where Genius Comes From. 226 00:12:06,919 --> 00:12:09,153 Sometimes It Looks Like A Mess 227 00:12:09,153 --> 00:12:12,952 Till Somebody Comes Along And... Gets It. 230 00:12:31,886 --> 00:12:34,119 How Is It Pronounced? 231 00:12:34,119 --> 00:12:36,353 Furthermore, How Quickly? 232 00:12:36,353 --> 00:12:40,486 Is It Pronounced "Mee-Mee" Or "Me-Me"? 233 00:12:40,486 --> 00:12:42,286 Stop It, Lu. 234 00:12:42,286 --> 00:12:46,153 Query--Is His First Name "Me" And His Last Name "Me" 235 00:12:46,153 --> 00:12:48,319 Or His First Name "Me-Me," In Which Case 236 00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:50,486 The Only Possibility For His Last Name Would Be 237 00:12:50,486 --> 00:12:52,586 "I'm A Pretentious Asshole." 239 00:12:54,486 --> 00:12:57,286 Oh, Jocelyn Wants To Buy Me One For My Birthday. 240 00:12:57,286 --> 00:13:00,086 Saw A Piece On Him On Cnn. 241 00:13:00,086 --> 00:13:02,286 She Remembered. 242 00:13:02,286 --> 00:13:06,153 Ohh! God, Everything I Do Becomes A Clue For Her. 243 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:09,119 Yeah, Well, She's Starved For Details, Michael. 244 00:13:09,119 --> 00:13:14,386 Just Make Shit Up. Sincerity Just Complicates Things. 245 00:13:14,386 --> 00:13:16,886 Yeah, It Does. 246 00:13:16,886 --> 00:13:19,019 Actually, I Like Him. 247 00:13:19,019 --> 00:13:21,086 He's Engaging In A, 248 00:13:21,086 --> 00:13:23,919 You Know, "I Hope You All Choke To Death 249 00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:25,952 In Front Of Your Loved Ones" Kind Of Way. 251 00:13:27,952 --> 00:13:29,253 Having Fun? 252 00:13:29,253 --> 00:13:31,053 Hey. Hi. 253 00:13:31,053 --> 00:13:34,420 Mm. So I Was Just Talking To One Of My Clients--Ronny Decker. 254 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:37,086 He's The Racehorse Sperm Broker. 255 00:13:37,086 --> 00:13:38,353 Mm, I'd Like To Get His Number. 256 00:13:38,353 --> 00:13:39,886 You Know, Make A Little Cash On The Side. 257 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,219 I'm Up To My Ears. 258 00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:43,386 You Know, It Looks Real, 259 00:13:43,386 --> 00:13:45,420 Like He Actually Might Live In There. 260 00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:46,886 Yes, Well, Maybe He'll 261 00:13:46,886 --> 00:13:48,286 Decide To Stay. 263 00:13:49,919 --> 00:13:51,353 Michael, Which One Do You Like Best-- 264 00:13:51,353 --> 00:13:54,286 The One Where Me-Me Sneers Irritably Or The One 265 00:13:54,286 --> 00:13:56,119 Where He Glares Dismissively? 266 00:13:56,119 --> 00:14:01,420 Ahem! Me-Me Doesn't Glare. 267 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:04,186 And Me-Me Doesn't Sneer. That Is All In Your Mind, Sir. 268 00:14:04,186 --> 00:14:07,019 You See What You See, Not What Is. 269 00:14:07,019 --> 00:14:09,386 How Very Slavish And Painful For You. 270 00:14:09,386 --> 00:14:11,153 Well, My Mistake. 271 00:14:11,153 --> 00:14:13,386 Oh, By The Way, What Happened To The "Dis" Segment Of The Word? 272 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,453 I Thought It Was "Distortions." 273 00:14:15,453 --> 00:14:18,186 Only To Those Imprisoned In The Literal. 274 00:14:18,186 --> 00:14:20,453 I Assume You're Not An Art Fancier. 275 00:14:20,453 --> 00:14:23,119 Actually, I Love All Kinds Of Art. Hmm. 276 00:14:23,119 --> 00:14:25,086 Have You Seen Any Around Here Tonight? 277 00:14:25,086 --> 00:14:26,952 Okay, Luther, Time To Get Some Air. 278 00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:28,919 You, Sir, Are Aesthetically Embalmed. 279 00:14:28,919 --> 00:14:32,253 Perhaps I Should Invite You To Leave My... "Stortions" Show 280 00:14:32,253 --> 00:14:35,286 As Clearly It Is Well Beyond Your Realm Of Comprehension. 281 00:14:35,286 --> 00:14:39,586 Or Maybe You Should Kiss My Ass, "Me." 282 00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:42,319 Oh, I Hope That Thought Didn't "Turb" You Too Much. 283 00:14:42,319 --> 00:14:43,819 Get Out. Okay. Hey, Hey! 284 00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:45,186 Come On! 286 00:14:50,453 --> 00:14:54,219 I Told You To Get The Fuck Out Of Here! 287 00:14:54,219 --> 00:14:56,286 Aah! Fuck You! 288 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,919 Oh, Yeah?! Fuck Me?! 289 00:14:57,919 --> 00:14:59,620 Fuck You! 290 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:05,153 Call The Mortuary, Michael! This Pussy's Gonna Need A Box! 291 00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:08,886 ...Art Gallery. 12-15 In Progress. 292 00:15:08,886 --> 00:15:11,119 Probably Ran Out Of Foie Gras. 293 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,486 Let Somebody Else Take It. 294 00:15:13,486 --> 00:15:16,952 Oh, No. This One I Want. 295 00:15:16,952 --> 00:15:18,453 Hey, Luther! Cut It Out! 296 00:15:18,453 --> 00:15:19,986 Stop That! Guys, Come On! 298 00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:22,952 Jesus! Both Of You, Break--Hey, Break It Up! 299 00:15:22,952 --> 00:15:24,286 Break It Up! Uhh! 300 00:15:24,286 --> 00:15:27,819 Joce! Get The Fuck Off Her, Man! 301 00:15:27,819 --> 00:15:31,353 That's My Friend Jocelyn, You Revolting Turd! Blow Me! 302 00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:34,019 Jesus Christ, Man! Okay, I'm Gonna Get You Some Ice, Okay? 303 00:15:34,019 --> 00:15:37,053 Hey, Hey, Hey. Stay Put, All Right? 304 00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:39,586 Okay, Okay, Okay, Let's All Be Friends Here, All Right? 305 00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:42,353 That Microbe Twat Started Everything! 306 00:15:42,353 --> 00:15:44,852 I Am An Attorney, And I Wanna Press Charges 307 00:15:44,852 --> 00:15:46,520 Against This Pretender! 308 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,420 All Right, For What? For Impersonating A Human Being! 309 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:51,952 Oh, And For Knocking My Friend Down. 310 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,153 You Son-- 311 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,586 Easy. You Need To Relax. All Right. 312 00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:58,986 Ma'am? Why Don't You Come With Me To The Squad Car, Okay? 313 00:15:58,986 --> 00:16:00,286 So We Can Have A Look At That. 314 00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:02,019 You're Gonna Have To Give A Statement. 315 00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:04,919 All Right, Let's Go. It's Okay, It's Okay. 316 00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,586 It's Okay. 317 00:16:09,586 --> 00:16:11,353 I Don't Know Why I'm So Emotional. 318 00:16:11,353 --> 00:16:13,520 I'm Not A Person Who Does This. Okay? 319 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,119 You Know, I Know Who I Am. 320 00:16:15,119 --> 00:16:17,253 If I Didn't, I Couldn't Say That, Right? 321 00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:19,420 Well, You Got Socked Pretty Good. 322 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:20,819 This Makes An Assault And Battery. 323 00:16:20,819 --> 00:16:22,153 Would You Like To Press Charges? 324 00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:24,119 I Just Wanna Make Him Happy. 325 00:16:24,119 --> 00:16:25,486 Who, The Guy Who Punched You? 326 00:16:25,486 --> 00:16:28,119 You See People In Messes Every Day. 327 00:16:28,119 --> 00:16:31,486 You Know, You... You Wear A Gun To Work. 328 00:16:31,486 --> 00:16:36,053 I Have To Ask You, How Do You Make A Man Happy? 329 00:16:36,053 --> 00:16:38,586 Look, You Got Pretty Shook Up, Okay? 330 00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:40,952 I Don't--I Don't Even Think He Wanted A Me-Me To Begin With. 331 00:16:40,952 --> 00:16:43,819 I... It's What I Thought He Wanted, You Know? 332 00:16:43,819 --> 00:16:47,219 And I'm Projecting. I'm Always Projecting What He Wants. 333 00:16:47,219 --> 00:16:49,852 I Have No Idea. 334 00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:52,986 Men, Women-- Two Different Animals. 335 00:16:52,986 --> 00:16:55,219 You're So Right. Sleeping With An Enemy. 336 00:16:55,219 --> 00:16:56,586 Exactly. 337 00:16:56,586 --> 00:17:00,119 That Is Dead On. 338 00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,353 It's Fellatio, Isn't It? 339 00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:06,219 It's--It's Blow Jobs, Hummers. They Love That. 340 00:17:06,219 --> 00:17:08,019 They Live For That--That 341 00:17:08,019 --> 00:17:11,153 That Tongue Driving The Happy Tour Bus Up Ego Mountain. 342 00:17:11,153 --> 00:17:13,852 Joce, What Are You Doing Here? I Couldn't Find You. 343 00:17:13,852 --> 00:17:15,786 I'm Talking To The Officer. 344 00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:17,019 Hi. 345 00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:19,019 Hello. 346 00:17:19,019 --> 00:17:21,453 Do You Know This Woman? 347 00:17:21,453 --> 00:17:22,852 Know Me? 348 00:17:22,852 --> 00:17:24,819 That's My Man. 349 00:17:24,819 --> 00:17:27,386 She Was Just Giving Me Some Advice. 350 00:17:27,386 --> 00:17:29,852 She's Very Kind. 351 00:17:29,852 --> 00:17:32,053 Extremely Wise. 352 00:17:32,053 --> 00:17:35,386 That's Great, Joce. Here. 353 00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:37,153 Officer, May I Speak To You For A Moment? 354 00:17:37,153 --> 00:17:39,286 I'm Busy. Please? 355 00:17:39,286 --> 00:17:42,319 Joce, Use The Ice. I'll, Uh, I'll Be Right Back. 356 00:17:42,319 --> 00:17:44,553 Okay? 357 00:17:44,553 --> 00:17:46,086 Thank You. 358 00:17:48,952 --> 00:17:52,886 Okay, So What Exactly Were You Gals Discussing, 359 00:17:52,886 --> 00:17:54,386 Extremely Wise One--Me? 360 00:17:54,386 --> 00:17:57,119 You're Insane. 361 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,319 Get A Blood Flush. Move To Another Town. 362 00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:01,353 There's Another Person, Because This Version 363 00:18:01,353 --> 00:18:03,253 Isn't Working For Anyone. 364 00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:05,886 And For Your Information, I Didn't Ask Her Anything. 365 00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:07,186 She Did All The Asking. 366 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,986 Well, What Exactly Did She Ask You About? 367 00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:11,053 You Wanna Know? Are You Sure You Can Handle It? 368 00:18:11,053 --> 00:18:13,119 Oh, Yes, I Can Handle It. 369 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:16,786 Well, As I Recall, We Were Discussing Blow Jobs. 370 00:18:16,786 --> 00:18:18,886 You Are So Full Of Shit. 371 00:18:18,886 --> 00:18:20,319 You're Just Trying To Piss Me Off 'Cause You're Pissed Off. 372 00:18:20,319 --> 00:18:22,019 Well, She Referred To It 373 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:26,053 As "Driving The Happy Tongue Tour Bus Up Ego Mountain." 374 00:18:26,053 --> 00:18:30,219 Oh, My God. I Told Her Never To Say That. 375 00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:32,386 Oh, My. 376 00:18:32,386 --> 00:18:34,019 What Did You Say? 377 00:18:34,019 --> 00:18:36,253 Well, I Told Her She Should Try Sucking Your Dick 378 00:18:36,253 --> 00:18:38,386 In Your Kitchen. What? 379 00:18:38,386 --> 00:18:41,553 Get Over Yourself, Michael, Because Everyone Else Has. 382 00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:10,053 Detective Judd Cutter, Elusive Crime Fighter. 383 00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:11,319 I Meant To Call You. Hmm. 384 00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:12,819 Been On This Big Murder Investigation. 385 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,253 It's A Real Mess. 386 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,186 You Could Always Use Bad Things To Your Advantage. 387 00:19:17,186 --> 00:19:18,453 See, Don't Do That. You Don't, Uh, 388 00:19:18,453 --> 00:19:20,453 You Don't Do Wounded Convincingly. 389 00:19:20,453 --> 00:19:23,153 You, Uh, You Still Got A Dead Eye. 390 00:19:23,153 --> 00:19:24,986 Girl's Gotta Protect Herself. 391 00:19:24,986 --> 00:19:27,486 I Always Suspected You Were A Girl Under All Those... 392 00:19:27,486 --> 00:19:29,253 Ferocious Layers. 393 00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:31,386 You Still Have Those, Uh, Things In Your Bedroom Ceiling-- 394 00:19:31,386 --> 00:19:34,520 Those Little Stars That Glow In The Dark? Your Divorce Go Through? 395 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,919 I Signed The Papers Last Week. She's Moving To Tucson, 396 00:19:37,919 --> 00:19:41,119 Continue Her Obsession With Becoming Perfect 397 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:44,420 At The Expense Of Everyone Else. 398 00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:47,186 You Know, You And I Should Get A Drink Sometime. 399 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,786 Mm. 401 00:19:54,053 --> 00:19:57,253 Mmm! God, You Monster! 403 00:19:58,486 --> 00:20:01,819 God, You're Huge! 404 00:20:01,819 --> 00:20:04,919 Ah, Let Me Go, You Sexual Maniac. 405 00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:07,019 Full Moon. 406 00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:10,053 Your Incense Only Aroused Me Further. 409 00:20:13,286 --> 00:20:14,520 Ohh! 411 00:20:15,952 --> 00:20:19,253 Oh, Deeply And Massively Hung Beast. 414 00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:29,086 Ahem! Luther. 415 00:20:29,086 --> 00:20:30,586 Michael, Hello. 416 00:20:30,586 --> 00:20:32,553 What A Nice Surprise. 417 00:20:32,553 --> 00:20:34,186 You're Working Late. 418 00:20:34,186 --> 00:20:37,553 Yes. Do You Mind? What The Fuck Is Going On Here? 419 00:20:37,553 --> 00:20:40,919 Oh, It's Our Monthly Full Moon Frenzy. 420 00:20:40,919 --> 00:20:45,253 I Play The Insatiable Tex Twang, An Escaped Sexual Madman. 421 00:20:45,253 --> 00:20:48,186 And These Two Are Recently Graduated Parochial Students. 422 00:20:48,186 --> 00:20:51,186 There's An Extra Cock Ring Over There. Join Us. 423 00:20:51,186 --> 00:20:52,486 You Have A Backup Cock Ring? 424 00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:55,486 What If One Pops? 425 00:20:55,486 --> 00:20:57,053 Good-Bye. 426 00:20:57,053 --> 00:21:00,219 Every Man Must Have His Spare. 427 00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:01,520 Action. 432 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,453 Off We Go. 433 00:21:21,553 --> 00:21:23,019 Hey. 434 00:21:23,019 --> 00:21:24,586 How Did You Get Past Lobby Security? 435 00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:26,086 I Shot The Security Guard, 436 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:28,019 So We Only Have A Couple Of Minutes. 437 00:21:28,019 --> 00:21:30,253 What's That? 438 00:21:30,253 --> 00:21:33,219 Take It. 439 00:21:33,219 --> 00:21:35,586 A Peace Offering? 440 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,286 Peace Is Overrated. 441 00:21:38,286 --> 00:21:40,153 I'll Tell Gandhi We Spoke. 442 00:21:40,153 --> 00:21:42,520 I Gotta Go. I'm On Duty. 443 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,219 Wait, Wait, Wait. 444 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,952 What? 445 00:21:45,952 --> 00:21:47,886 You Didn't Have To Do This. 446 00:21:47,886 --> 00:21:51,919 Yeah, I Did. See Ya. 448 00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:36,852 You Painted That? 449 00:22:36,852 --> 00:22:39,919 Yeah. I-I Tried To Have It Ready For Your Birthday. I Just-- 450 00:22:39,919 --> 00:22:41,486 It's Beautiful. 451 00:22:43,852 --> 00:22:47,086 I Had No Idea You Were Such A... 452 00:22:47,086 --> 00:22:48,386 I Didn't Know You Could Paint. 453 00:22:48,386 --> 00:22:50,852 You Don't Really Know Me. 454 00:22:50,852 --> 00:22:52,053 But I Want To. 455 00:23:13,019 --> 00:23:15,520 No One In My Whole Life Ever Made Something For Me. 456 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,153 Crazy Now That We Met, I... 457 00:23:18,153 --> 00:23:20,952 I Just Couldn't Get It Out Of My Head. 458 00:23:20,952 --> 00:23:22,819 Mmm. 459 00:23:23,952 --> 00:23:25,520 Come Over After You Get Off. 460 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,852 I Can't. 461 00:23:28,852 --> 00:23:30,153 I Have Plans. 462 00:23:30,153 --> 00:23:31,586 Plans? 463 00:23:31,586 --> 00:23:33,919 I Have A Life, Michael. 465 00:23:43,019 --> 00:23:44,852 Happy Birthday. 466 00:23:46,319 --> 00:23:48,053 You Never Know What The Hell Is Up With Anyone, Man. 467 00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:50,852 I Mean, Anyone. 468 00:23:50,852 --> 00:23:52,119 There's This Girl I Dated 469 00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,053 A Few Years Before I Married Helen. 470 00:23:54,053 --> 00:23:55,886 She Was A Mormon. 471 00:23:55,886 --> 00:23:59,119 She Was A Sexy Girl, Though. Ohh. 472 00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:00,620 She Had All The Right Curves 473 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,586 And Vista Points Working For Her, You Know? 474 00:24:02,586 --> 00:24:05,219 She Had This Translucent Skin. 475 00:24:05,219 --> 00:24:11,086 So One Night, She Decides To Tell Me That She's A Vampire. 476 00:24:11,086 --> 00:24:13,186 And I'm Like, "Come On." 477 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:14,386 But Here's The Thing, Though. 478 00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:15,819 I Mean, She Had Those Fang Teeth, 479 00:24:15,819 --> 00:24:17,086 You Know, Like--Like Cher Had 480 00:24:17,086 --> 00:24:18,486 Before She Fiberglassed Her Mouth, 481 00:24:18,486 --> 00:24:20,420 And In Her Closet, She Got One Of Those Capes 482 00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:21,952 With The High Collar, You Know What I'm Saying? 483 00:24:21,952 --> 00:24:23,919 I Mean, This Chick Was Half Nuts! 484 00:24:23,919 --> 00:24:28,153 Oh, And In Bed, Oh, My Goodness. She Was A Freakin' 9-1-1 Call. 485 00:24:28,153 --> 00:24:30,553 Ohh. 486 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:32,119 We Had A Lot Of Fun, Man. 487 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,486 I Never Did Sleep Over, Though. 488 00:24:33,486 --> 00:24:35,019 She Was Always Licking At My Neck 489 00:24:35,019 --> 00:24:37,420 Like It Was A Quarter Pounder. 490 00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:40,852 Like I Said, You Just... You Never Know. 491 00:24:40,852 --> 00:24:43,153 People Got Sides, You Know? 492 00:24:43,153 --> 00:24:47,486 Open Your Mind, Or You'll Miss The Show. 494 00:24:59,919 --> 00:25:02,586 Hey, Joce. What Are You Still Doing Up? 495 00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:05,386 I Couldn't Sleep. Yeah, Me Neither. 496 00:25:05,386 --> 00:25:09,253 How's The Eye? Sore. 497 00:25:09,253 --> 00:25:11,386 Wanna Come Over? 498 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,153 Or I Could... Drive Up. 499 00:25:13,153 --> 00:25:15,486 No, I'm Beat. 500 00:25:15,486 --> 00:25:16,986 Long Day. 501 00:25:16,986 --> 00:25:19,119 Do You Like Being Another Year Older? 502 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,486 I Was Always Another Year Older. 503 00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:22,353 I Thought Of Something Else To Get You. 504 00:25:22,353 --> 00:25:24,019 A Jet Ski. 505 00:25:24,019 --> 00:25:26,420 You Remember? You Were Talking About Those. 506 00:25:26,420 --> 00:25:28,786 That's Nice, But I'll Pass. 507 00:25:28,786 --> 00:25:31,420 Why Don't You Just Make Me Something? 508 00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:33,819 Make You Something? 509 00:25:33,819 --> 00:25:36,186 Like What? Anything. 510 00:25:36,186 --> 00:25:39,286 Well, Tell Me What You Want Me To Make, And I Will. 511 00:25:39,286 --> 00:25:41,952 I Know. 512 00:25:41,952 --> 00:26:01,119 Nighty-Night. Good Night, Babe. 31277

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