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Now Turn Around.
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This Way?
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That's Close Enough.
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Yeah, Now Ride Me.
Yeah, Ride Me.
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Oh, Yeah.
Yeah, Squeeze Me.
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What?
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Oh, My Cock.
Squeeze It.
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No, No, Joce.
Not With Your Hands.
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Squeeze From Inside.
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Yeah.
Oh, My God.
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Don't Stop. Oh.
Yeah.
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Oh, Make A Fist With It.
Yeah, Honey. Come On.
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No. Squeeze That Cunt.
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Did You Say Cunt?
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No. What?
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Babe, Hey, Hey, Hey.
Hey. Hey.
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Hey, Where'd You Go?
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I Don't Care For That Word.
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You Don't Have To.
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It's Just A Word.
It's Not An Elderly Relative.
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Come On.
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Come Back Here.
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I Gotta Go.
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I Have A 7:00 A.M. Meeting
I Haven't Prepared For Yet.
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You're Leaving?
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You're Kidding.
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Ohh.
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You're Upset.
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I Don't Like My Flower
Being Referred To That Way.
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Flower?
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Yes, "Flower,"
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Not "Cunt."
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It's Just A Word.
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Did I Actually Offend You?
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It Was A Little...
Indelicate.
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You Mean Dirty.
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Okay, Dirty.
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You Like Dirty.
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Yes, But Not Filthy.
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Can We Talk About
Something Else?
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No. You Know, Someone
Once Asked Woody Allen
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If Sex Was
Supposed To Be Dirty,
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And He Said, "Only When
It's Done Properly."
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Yeah, You Told Me That
When You Tried To Do
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That Other Thing
That I Didn't Like Last Sunday.
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We Got Off.
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Is That All You Care About?
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No.
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No, I Care About
The Polar Bears
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And The Death Of The Dvd
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And I Care About Lots Of
Other... Stuff. What?
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Michael, Where Are All Of
These New Ideas Coming From,
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These Strange Ways
To Have Sex?
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I'm A Modern Man.
I Get Pedicures.
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Something's Changed.
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You've Changed.
The Sex Is Different.
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If It's Always The Same,
What's The Point?
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Michael,
Are You Having An Affair?
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How Could You Even Ask That?
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If You Are,
Just Tell Me, Okay?
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I Don't Want To Be
The Last To Know.
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"An Unexpected Event
Will Soon Bring You Fortune."
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Fate Is All Bullshit.
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Things Just Happen.
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There's No Design
Unless You're Rich Or Deluded,
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And I Highly Recommend Both.
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I've Had Four Great Lovers
In My Life.
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Five If I Count Myself.
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H-Here's The Thing--
Two Were Oriental.
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I Know
They're Called Asians Now,
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But Oriental Is More Mysterious
Than Asian, Don't You Think?
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It Has A Kind Of
Silk Restraints-Opium Den Vibe.
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Believe Me, These Two Lovers
Were World-Class Mysterious.
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I Never Knew Their Names.
I Never Knew What To Expect.
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Each Of Them Came Up
With Variations,
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You Know, Moves, Devices,
False Identities...
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Rope.
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Jesus, They Were Exciting.
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No Surprise There.
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These People Invented Gunpowder
For Fuck Sake.
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God, I Love Rope.
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Ah! Whoo!
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Hold On!
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Do Your Little Bitch!
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Oh!
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Coming Through!
Aah!
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Oh.
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Mm. Mm.
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Oh, God. Mm.
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Mm. Mm.
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What's The World Record
For Multiple Orgasms?
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Want Me To Google It?
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No.
I Want You To Google Me.
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Where'd You Learn
How To Eat Pussy Like That?
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Online. Yodel University.
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Oh, You're Amazing.
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Completely.
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Okay, Enough Talking.
I Want That Cock In My Ass.
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If You Insist.
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Put The Ball
Back In My Mouth.
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Oh, Yeah! Oh, Yeah!
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Oh! Oh, My God!
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Mm.
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Your Husband?
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Oh. No, He's At Rotator Cuff
Surgery This Morning.
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Pem.
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Pemmie, Are You In There?
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Come On, Pemmie.
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Shit! It's Jocelyn!
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Fuck.
Okay, Okay.
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Okay.
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Pem, I Need
To Talk To You.
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Fuck!
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Yeah, Coming.
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Did I Interrupt Something?
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Like What?
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You Look A Little Flushed.
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What Can I Tell You?
I Love Life.
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What's Up?
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I Think Michael's Having
An Affair.
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Oh. Well, You Should Be Talking
To A Private Eye, Not Me.
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No. You're My Sexual Yoda.
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Ooh, A Sexual Problem?
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The Thrill Is Gone, Huh?
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No. No.
He's Insatiable.
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Oh, Really?
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What Do You Have In Mind,
A Sister Act?
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I Was Joking, Joce.
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Well...
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Does He Smell Different?
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You Can Always Smell
A Woman On A Man.
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Lately, He's Been...
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Doing Weird Things
During Sex.
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Like What?
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Last Night,
He Called My... Flower
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The "C" Word.
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Your Flower?
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Are You A Botanist?
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00:08:07,619 --> 00:08:09,452
He's Not Himself,
Pemmie.
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I-I Think He's Getting All Of
This Stuff From Another Woman.
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What If It's True?
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Then You Either
Have To Kill Her
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Or Buy Her A Little Gift.
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Joce...
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For Once In Your Life,
Go With The Flow.
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Go With The Flow.
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Yeah.
Just Go With The Flow.
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Thanks, Pemmie.
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Oh, I Gotta Go.
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Yeah. Of Course. Yes,
Go, Go, Go. Do Your Thing.
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Meetings.
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Do Your--Yep.
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Oh, I Almost Forgot.
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It's Not A Flower.
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It's A Man-Eating Tiger.
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Bye.
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Luther.
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You Were Serious
About The Sister Act.
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Well...
Nothing's Off The Table.
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Well, Family Really Is
The Backbone Of Society.
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You Must Be Michael.
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And Who Are You?
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I Am Isha.
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Come In.
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Where's Liz?
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She'll Be Here.
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I'm Esha.
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Hi. Whoa.
Uh, What Are You Doing?
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Shh.
We're Preparing You.
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Don't Worry.
We'll Guide You.
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Isha, Esha?
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Uh-Huh.
Mm-Hmm.
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Welcome.
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What's The Occasion?
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Two Months
Of Not Hitting Anybody.
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I Thought I Was Coming Over
For Some Coffee.
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00:10:03,052 --> 00:10:05,085
What's Next?
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What Isn't?
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Mm.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Mm. Mm.
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You--
You Were Right There, And...
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I Know.
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Well, It Must Have Been
Isha And Esha.
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Y-You Were Overstimulated.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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So...
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Tell Me Again
About The Rickshaw Twins.
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They're All Oiled Up,
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Shimmering
In The Candled Glow,
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Moving Ever Closer
To Your Throbbing--
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Luther, For God Sake.
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00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,319
I'm Trying To Tell You
About My Problem.
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Absolutely Right.
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00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:06,186
Mea Culpa. Mea Culpa.
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Just... Give Me A Moment
To Complete The Thought.
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Mm.
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Mm. Mm.
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All Done.
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Now Where Were We?
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I Couldn't Get It Up
With Liz.
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It's An Aberration.
Yeah, But What If It's Not?
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Well, Then You're Fucked.
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All Right.
Let's Get Serious.
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Is There Anything
Bothering You?
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Jocelyn.
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I Think She May Be On To Me
About Liz.
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Mm-Hmm. Mm-Hmm.
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Question--How Are You
Doing With Jocelyn?
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Oh, Fine.
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Mm-Hmm.
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So The Plot Thickens
In One Part Of Your Life
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But Not The Other.
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Hmm.
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00:12:53,286 --> 00:12:54,553
Mm-Hmm.
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00:12:54,553 --> 00:12:57,352
Luther, Would You Stop?
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00:12:57,352 --> 00:12:59,553
What Do I Do?
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00:12:59,553 --> 00:13:01,286
One Word--The Nubian.
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00:13:04,553 --> 00:13:06,252
The Nubian?
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00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,152
Desperate Times...
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00:13:08,152 --> 00:13:10,319
Desperate Measures.
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00:13:14,952 --> 00:13:16,985
Wait A Second.
Wait A Second. Wait, Wait.
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00:13:16,985 --> 00:13:18,319
You're Telling Me
These Two Chicks
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00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,553
Are Sliding Up And Down
His Person
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00:13:20,553 --> 00:13:22,019
And Nothing?
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00:13:22,019 --> 00:13:24,152
Flat Tire.
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00:13:24,152 --> 00:13:27,252
Well, You Know, Men Are
Very Sensitive Creatures.
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00:13:27,252 --> 00:13:30,019
We're Enigmas.
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00:13:30,019 --> 00:13:31,686
If Something Upsets Us, It Goes
Right To Our Home Page.
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00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,319
See, You Women Think
287
00:13:33,319 --> 00:13:35,219
That You Have The Market
Cornered On Feelings.
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00:13:35,219 --> 00:13:37,486
You Do Not.
We Are Equally As Vulnerable.
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00:13:37,486 --> 00:13:39,519
Andrea Bocelli
Gives Me Chills.
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00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,486
Puppies Make Me Misty.
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00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:44,119
Come On. Give Me
Some Help Here, Preston.
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00:13:44,119 --> 00:13:46,519
What Do You Do
When You're Off Your Game?
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00:13:46,519 --> 00:13:48,152
I'm Never Off
My Ga--
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All Right, Two Words--
Visual Stimulation.
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Hey.
What Are You Doing?
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Just Wanted To Say Hi.
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I Was, Um, Going To Make
Something To Eat. You Hungry?
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00:14:05,753 --> 00:14:07,186
What Do You Have In Mind?
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00:14:07,186 --> 00:14:10,419
Let's See What's There.
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00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,419
Ooh.
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00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:16,085
What's Here?
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Ohh.
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Ooh.
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00:14:21,386 --> 00:14:24,186
Oh.
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Oh. Mmm.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Hold That Thought.
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00:14:58,619 --> 00:15:01,052
How's The Resolution
On Your Screen?
315
00:15:01,052 --> 00:15:02,686
It's Hi-Def.
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00:15:02,686 --> 00:15:05,119
Oh, Yeah? Watch This.
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Ah.
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00:15:16,486 --> 00:15:17,952
Yes.
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Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes,
Yes, Yes, Yes.
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Oh.
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Ohh! Ohh!
No.
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Oh, God!
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I Gotta Go.
334
00:15:35,553 --> 00:15:38,019
You Gotta Go?
335
00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:39,719
Bye.
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00:15:43,186 --> 00:15:44,452
Summer...
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00:15:44,452 --> 00:15:46,286
2001.
340
00:15:46,286 --> 00:15:48,319
I'm Watching "Friends."
341
00:15:48,319 --> 00:15:51,152
In Walks Jennifer Aniston,
342
00:15:51,152 --> 00:15:52,985
Nipples Poking The Cashmere.
343
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,519
That's All It Took.
344
00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:57,219
I Broke Up With My Boyfriend,
Never Looked Back.
345
00:15:57,219 --> 00:16:00,352
Hey. You Come Your Way.
346
00:16:00,352 --> 00:16:02,486
I Come Mine.
348
00:16:10,252 --> 00:16:11,619
Hello.
349
00:16:11,619 --> 00:16:14,186
Oh, Luther Sent Me.
350
00:16:14,186 --> 00:16:15,486
Hi. I'm--
351
00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:17,252
No Names.
352
00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:19,619
What The Modern World Calls Us
Has No Place Here Tonight.
353
00:16:19,619 --> 00:16:22,085
Okay.
What Are You Drinking?
354
00:16:22,085 --> 00:16:23,586
Vodka.
355
00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:25,352
Oh, I Prefer
You Not To Drink.
356
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:29,052
We Need Your Senses Alive
357
00:16:29,052 --> 00:16:31,619
And Receptive.
358
00:16:31,619 --> 00:16:34,286
May I Come In?
Uh, Y-Yes.
359
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:36,486
Thank You.
360
00:16:39,452 --> 00:16:41,686
So How Can I Help You?
361
00:16:41,686 --> 00:16:44,286
Well, I Just Can't
362
00:16:44,286 --> 00:16:46,619
Seem To...
363
00:16:46,619 --> 00:16:49,386
Say No More.
Have A Seat, Please.
364
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,952
All You Need To Know
365
00:17:04,952 --> 00:17:06,586
Is That I Love The Penises.
366
00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:08,952
I Love The Way They Look
367
00:17:08,952 --> 00:17:10,553
And How They Feel.
368
00:17:10,553 --> 00:17:13,352
And Now
You Must Let Me See.
370
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,619
Oh, My God.
371
00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:21,919
It's Even More Extraordinary
Than What I Thought.
372
00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:24,519
Oh, I Bet You Love Your Cock.
373
00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:26,386
Well, We Go Way Back.
374
00:17:26,386 --> 00:17:28,219
It Is So Thick.
375
00:17:28,219 --> 00:17:31,286
Might Be The Light.
I've Got Halogens.
376
00:17:31,286 --> 00:17:33,919
No. I Know Everything
About Your Cock,
377
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:36,052
And It Loves You.
378
00:17:36,052 --> 00:17:37,519
Say It For Me, Please.
379
00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:40,085
My... Cock Loves Me.
380
00:17:40,085 --> 00:17:41,319
Good. Good.
381
00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:44,586
It Likes To Hear You
Talk To It.
382
00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:47,052
Can You Feel The Energy?
Well, Yeah.
383
00:17:47,052 --> 00:17:49,085
Can You Feel That?
Mm-Hmm.
384
00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:51,219
Oh, Yes.
385
00:17:51,219 --> 00:17:53,519
Oh...
386
00:17:53,519 --> 00:17:55,486
Oh...
387
00:17:55,486 --> 00:17:57,219
Ohh!
388
00:17:57,219 --> 00:17:59,352
Ah!
Oh, Yes!
390
00:18:02,419 --> 00:18:05,219
Oh! Oh...
391
00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:07,152
Ah.
392
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,719
Oh!
393
00:18:08,719 --> 00:18:10,686
Oh, Yes!
394
00:18:10,686 --> 00:18:11,985
Oh!
395
00:18:11,985 --> 00:18:13,586
Oh, Yes!
397
00:18:15,085 --> 00:18:17,619
Oh, Yeah.
Come On, Baby.
399
00:18:19,319 --> 00:18:21,252
Come On. Raise Up For Me.
400
00:18:21,252 --> 00:18:23,152
Yes. Come On.
Raise For Me.
401
00:18:23,152 --> 00:18:25,052
All Right. Come On.
Come On. Come On.
402
00:18:25,052 --> 00:18:26,653
My Cock Loves Me.
My Cock Loves Me. Come On. Yes.
403
00:18:26,653 --> 00:18:29,219
My Cock Loves Me.
My Cock Loves Me. Oh, Yes.
404
00:18:29,219 --> 00:18:32,386
Breathe, Breathe. Breathe.
Oh, Yes.
405
00:18:32,386 --> 00:18:34,452
Come On. Come On. Come On.
Come On. Come On. Come On.
406
00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:36,286
Oh, Yes! Come On, Baby.
409
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,186
Damn!
410
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,152
Oh, God.
411
00:18:42,152 --> 00:18:44,419
Oh! Oh, This Never Happened
To Me.
412
00:18:44,419 --> 00:18:46,686
I Can't Believe This.
414
00:18:48,052 --> 00:18:50,052
These--These Things Happen.
415
00:18:50,052 --> 00:18:52,052
Not To Me.
417
00:18:57,186 --> 00:18:59,386
Hey.
418
00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:01,985
Will You Be Okay?
419
00:19:01,985 --> 00:19:05,386
I Just Need To Be Alone.
421
00:19:15,352 --> 00:19:17,052
Hey.
422
00:19:17,052 --> 00:19:19,919
The Nubian Just Called.
I Am Beyond Upset.
423
00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:21,619
Oh. I'll Be Okay, Luther.
424
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,319
I'll Get Over This.
425
00:19:23,319 --> 00:19:26,152
It's Not About You.
She's Devastated.
426
00:19:26,152 --> 00:19:28,152
She's Quitting The Business.
427
00:19:28,152 --> 00:19:31,085
Because Of Me?
Couldn't You Have Just Faked It?
428
00:19:31,085 --> 00:19:32,919
Michael, Minus The Nubian,
429
00:19:32,919 --> 00:19:34,586
I Am Out Here
Without A Safety Net.
430
00:19:34,586 --> 00:19:36,386
Thank You Very Much.
435
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:49,686
We Need To Talk.
436
00:19:51,219 --> 00:19:52,653
We Do?
438
00:19:55,052 --> 00:19:58,152
You Think I Don't Know,
But I Do.
439
00:19:59,653 --> 00:20:01,553
What Are We Talking About?
440
00:20:01,553 --> 00:20:03,019
You...
441
00:20:03,019 --> 00:20:04,686
The Affair You're Having...
442
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:07,252
The Way You're Fucking Me,
Big-Time.
443
00:20:07,252 --> 00:20:08,452
Joce...
445
00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:13,019
I-I'm Sorry.
I Don't Know What To Say.
446
00:20:13,019 --> 00:20:15,553
Whoever Could Bring That Out
In You
447
00:20:15,553 --> 00:20:17,952
Must Be One Fucking...
448
00:20:17,952 --> 00:20:21,719
Amazing Woman.
449
00:20:21,719 --> 00:20:23,386
And I Know Exactly
Who She Is.
450
00:20:23,386 --> 00:20:25,952
You Do?
451
00:20:25,952 --> 00:20:27,452
Me.
452
00:20:27,452 --> 00:20:28,719
You?
454
00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:33,186
You Are Fucking Adorable.
459
00:20:38,719 --> 00:20:40,252
Is That...
460
00:20:40,252 --> 00:20:43,519
Is That A Cock Candle?
461
00:20:43,519 --> 00:20:46,386
Yes. Yes, It Is.
462
00:20:46,386 --> 00:20:48,452
Don't Tell Me.
463
00:20:48,452 --> 00:20:50,352
Luther.
464
00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:53,219
Yes.
465
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,753
Come Here
And Give Me The Real Thing.
466
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,419
Oh.
467
00:20:56,419 --> 00:21:00,052
I Am Gonna Fuck You
Like You've Been Fucking Me.
468
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:02,719
Oh.
470
00:21:04,719 --> 00:21:06,219
Oh.
471
00:21:06,219 --> 00:21:08,352
So Out Of The Blue,
It's Back.
472
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:10,419
Kudos.
So What Else Is Cooking?
473
00:21:10,419 --> 00:21:12,519
That's All That's Been Cooking.
It's Been A Nightmare.
474
00:21:12,519 --> 00:21:14,686
Soft With Liz. Suddenly,
I'm Hard With Jocelyn.
475
00:21:14,686 --> 00:21:16,619
I Didn't Even Mention
This Erection Expert
476
00:21:16,619 --> 00:21:18,219
Luther Sent Me--
477
00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:20,352
This 7-Foot Black Chick.
478
00:21:20,352 --> 00:21:23,085
The Nubian.
She Can Raise The Dead.
479
00:21:23,085 --> 00:21:24,452
You Know Her?
480
00:21:24,452 --> 00:21:26,586
She Got Me Through
Two Really Bad Divorces.
481
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,653
Little Vic Was In A Slump.
482
00:21:28,653 --> 00:21:30,319
Well,
It Didn't Work For Me.
483
00:21:30,319 --> 00:21:33,119
Yeah? Oh, She's Gonna
Take That Bad.
484
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:35,252
Come On.
Let's Get A Beer.
486
00:21:43,419 --> 00:21:46,419
Hey, Pop.
You've Had Affairs, Right?
487
00:21:46,419 --> 00:21:49,319
Huh? Why Do You Want
To Know?
488
00:21:49,319 --> 00:21:51,319
Did It Ever
Make You Feel Guilty,
489
00:21:51,319 --> 00:21:54,519
To The Point Where It
Killed Your Sex Life?
490
00:21:54,519 --> 00:21:57,286
Nothing Kills My Sex Life.
491
00:21:57,286 --> 00:21:59,019
You Could Shoot Me Dead,
492
00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:01,519
My Cock Would Just Grow
A New Body And Keep On Going.
493
00:22:01,519 --> 00:22:03,386
It Was A Serious Question.
494
00:22:03,386 --> 00:22:05,252
You Probably Just Got
Some Emotional Thing
495
00:22:05,252 --> 00:22:06,985
Blocking Your Cock.
496
00:22:06,985 --> 00:22:08,553
You Know,
Like Girls Get.
497
00:22:08,553 --> 00:22:11,252
Thank You, Pop.
I Feel Much Better Now.
498
00:22:11,252 --> 00:22:13,319
Came By To Get Some Insight
From My Father.
499
00:22:13,319 --> 00:22:16,286
He Tells Me I'm A Girl.
I'm Gonna Go.
500
00:22:16,286 --> 00:22:19,319
No, No, No, No, No, No.
No, Stay, Stay, Stay.
501
00:22:19,319 --> 00:22:20,952
What's That, Um...
502
00:22:20,952 --> 00:22:23,085
What Do They Call It
In The Military?
503
00:22:23,085 --> 00:22:24,286
Uh...
504
00:22:24,286 --> 00:22:26,019
An Exit Strategy.
505
00:22:26,019 --> 00:22:28,985
You Got An Exit Strategy
From This Affair With The Cop?
506
00:22:28,985 --> 00:22:31,386
No.
Yeah. There You Have It.
507
00:22:31,386 --> 00:22:34,152
Have What?
The Reason Your Telescope Works With Joce
508
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:36,052
And Doesn't Work
With The Cop.
509
00:22:36,052 --> 00:22:37,519
You're Gonna Love This.
510
00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:39,386
This Is The Kind Of
Touchy-Feely Stuff
511
00:22:39,386 --> 00:22:41,686
That Mental Men
Like You Adore.
Okay.
512
00:22:41,686 --> 00:22:43,085
Okay.
513
00:22:43,085 --> 00:22:45,286
With You And Liz...
514
00:22:45,286 --> 00:22:47,319
Something Important
Is Happening.
515
00:22:47,319 --> 00:22:49,085
You're Getting To Know
Each Other.
516
00:22:49,085 --> 00:22:51,386
It's Something Real.
517
00:22:51,386 --> 00:22:52,753
If You Don't Have
An Exit Strategy,
518
00:22:52,753 --> 00:22:54,586
Then It's Not An Affair,
519
00:22:54,586 --> 00:22:57,586
And If It's Not An Affair,
Your Cock Is In Over Its Head.
520
00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:59,753
So It's Running For Cover.
521
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,152
Like A Scolded Dog.
522
00:23:01,152 --> 00:23:02,686
You Gotta Remember, Son,
523
00:23:02,686 --> 00:23:04,219
Your Cock Is Einstein.
524
00:23:04,219 --> 00:23:06,085
You're Just The Chalkboard.
526
00:23:21,319 --> 00:23:23,286
Ah.
527
00:23:23,286 --> 00:23:24,486
Oh.
528
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:27,719
Hey. Hey.
529
00:23:27,719 --> 00:23:29,553
Hi, Counselor.
530
00:23:29,553 --> 00:23:31,052
What's Going On?
531
00:23:31,052 --> 00:23:33,152
Abigail Told Me
You Were Here.
532
00:23:33,152 --> 00:23:34,586
Oh.
533
00:23:34,586 --> 00:23:36,452
There's Something I Need
To Talk To You About.
534
00:23:36,452 --> 00:23:38,119
Yeah?
535
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,319
It's Been Bothering Me
That I Couldn't...
536
00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:42,452
Perform With You.
538
00:23:44,186 --> 00:23:46,186
It's Like, If I Didn't Bowl
300 Every Time,
539
00:23:46,186 --> 00:23:48,186
You'd Find Another Alley,
Or Something.
540
00:23:48,186 --> 00:23:50,619
Michael...
It's Not Like That.
542
00:23:52,152 --> 00:23:53,452
What Is It Like?
543
00:23:53,452 --> 00:23:55,119
I Don't Know.
We're Just...
544
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:56,553
Just You And Me.
545
00:23:56,553 --> 00:23:58,186
That's All.
546
00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:00,186
Our Bodies Are Just Something
To Slip In To
547
00:24:00,186 --> 00:24:03,286
When We Want To Take
The Top Down And Drive Fast.
548
00:24:03,286 --> 00:24:05,985
So You're Not Disappointed?
549
00:24:05,985 --> 00:24:07,186
Are You Kidding?
550
00:24:07,186 --> 00:24:08,519
The Way We've Been Going,
551
00:24:08,519 --> 00:24:10,419
I'm Surprised
It Didn't Break Off.
552
00:24:10,419 --> 00:24:14,519
Maybe Just Bought Us
A Little Time.
553
00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:16,186
Hey.
554
00:24:17,286 --> 00:24:20,186
What Are You So Scared Of?
555
00:24:20,186 --> 00:24:21,919
The Same Thing You Are.
556
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,286
Us.
557
00:24:23,286 --> 00:24:26,019
Then Let's Tell Us
To Go Away,
558
00:24:26,019 --> 00:24:30,419
And We'll Just Spend Time
With You And Me.
559
00:24:38,186 --> 00:24:40,653
Mm.
560
00:24:41,952 --> 00:24:43,486
Ooh.
561
00:24:43,486 --> 00:24:45,252
Who's Your Friend?
564
00:24:51,085 --> 00:24:53,085
Ah. I Love The Way
You Kiss.
565
00:24:53,085 --> 00:24:55,452
Mm. I Scored Big
In The Mouth-To-Mouth
566
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:56,985
At The Academy.
568
00:24:59,985 --> 00:25:02,985
Did You Ever Think This Was
More Than Just An Affair?
569
00:25:02,985 --> 00:25:05,152
I Always Did.
570
00:25:05,152 --> 00:25:07,085
What Is It?
571
00:25:07,085 --> 00:25:09,985
It's A Galaxy
Far, Far Away--
572
00:25:09,985 --> 00:25:11,686
Oh, God.
573
00:25:11,686 --> 00:25:13,386
Do They Have
Erections There?
574
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:14,919
Oh, Big Ones.
575
00:25:14,919 --> 00:25:16,286
Yeah.
576
00:25:16,286 --> 00:25:18,352
As Long
As We're Being Honest...
577
00:25:18,352 --> 00:25:20,085
Yeah.
578
00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,085
Don't Ever Use
579
00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:25,119
A Bowling Alley Metaphor
Again.
580
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,985
It Just Cheapens Everyone.
581
00:25:29,219 --> 00:25:30,952
Okay?
582
00:25:30,952 --> 00:25:32,619
Uh-Huh.
583
00:25:32,619 --> 00:25:34,019
Mm-Hmm.
585
00:25:35,286 --> 00:25:37,186
Oh.
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