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And It's Another
Perfect Day In The Southland.
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If It Stays This Perfect
Much Longer,
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I Am Gonna Kill Myself.
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Oh.
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Ohh.
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Ahh! Ahh!
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Ahh!
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Oh! Oh! Ohh!
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Morning.
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How Are You, Merle?
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Moist. How Are You?
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Me? Never Better.
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Running Away From Home?
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It's The Unit's Weekend
In The Mountains
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At Jud Cutter's Cabin,
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And I Am Taking Michael.
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Oh, Wait. Okay.
So The Lawyer
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Is Spending The Weekend
With A Bunch Of Cops.
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Is He Into Pain?
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These Are The People
I Work With Every Day.
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They'll Be Nice.
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Does He Know
You And Cutter Had A Thing?
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Cutter Had A Thing.
Right.
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Talk To Me, Michael.
Tell Me What You're Thinking.
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Be Frank And Specific.
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I'm Thinking, There's An Ass
On Your Computer Screen.
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Good. Excellent. And?
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And I Don't Know. I'm Wondering
What's Above It, Below It,
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And On The Other Side Of It.
Brilliant.
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Which Is The Genius
Of Tainted Tush,
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Which Is Why
We Must Crush Those
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Who Would Try To Steal
Our Inspiration.
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Tainted Tush
Is Being Violated.
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Ouch.
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Do Not Trivialize This,
Michael.
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Tainted Tush Has Created
A Unique Brand
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In The World
Of Social Networking,
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And We Must Not Stand By
And Let Fannyhut.Com
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Or Toughtush.Com
Trade On Our Good Name.
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I Am Inspired.
We Need To Have This Motion
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Ready To Be Filed
Monday Morning.
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No, No, No. W-We?
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Luther, I Said I'd Be
Santa's Helper, Not Santa.
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I Need You In The Chimney.
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You're The Wordsmith.
I'm The Man Of Action.
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I'm Going Away
For The Weekend.
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Michael, You Can't.
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I Would Never Desert You
Like This.
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Oh, You Would And You Did.
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If Memory Serves,
There Was A Weekend
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That We Were Under The Gun
With The Curves Ahead Buyout,
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And Someone, Oh, You, Took Off.
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That Was
Completely Different.
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I Was Going Away
With The Cochran Triplets.
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Mm-Hmm.
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Anyway,
You're Missing The Point.
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Tainted Tush May Very Well Be
The Most Important Client
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We've Ever Represented.
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I Hope This Doesn't Sound
Pretentious,
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But We Are Fighting
For The Hearts And Minds
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And, Yes, The Erogenous Zones,
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Of The Most Influential
Generation In History.
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Yeah, It Sounds Pretentious.
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I Pity Your Lack Of Vision,
Michael.
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This Generation
Is Driven By Images,
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Not Text,
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And I Ask You, What More
Profound An Image Is There
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Than The Human Ass?
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Okay, Luther, You Fuckin'
Drove Me To Tears. You Win.
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I'll Take The Laptop. We'll Get
It Done Over The Weekend.
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You Are A True Prince. You
Should Have A Crown And Tights--
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Ah.
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A Missive From Mother Russia.
Take A Look.
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The Sisters Delacourt--
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The Black Sea
Engulfed In Cossacks.
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Oh, My God.
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Jocelyn's Got Better Tits
Than Pemmie.
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How Could The Universe
Do That To Me?
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I'm Not Sure If Pemmie
Is A Good Or Bad Influence--
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Always Bad.
It's Her Best Quality.
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You Know, They Actually
Look Happier Without Us.
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Mm.
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Hey. You Done Packing?
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I'll Call You
When I'm Close.
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All Right.
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We Are Going To The Mountains
With People From Her Office.
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Her Office?
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Her Office Is A Squad Car
In A City Full Of Blood Stains.
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You're Going Away With Cops?
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Hey, Cops Are
Interesting People.
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Mm-Hmm. What Are You Gonna
Talk About, Bullets?
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Oh, You're
A Fucking Elitist.
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No, I'm Way Better
Than That.
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But Since You Are Going Away
With Cops All Weekend,
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I Do Have A Favor To Ask.
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Anything.
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I Could Really Use
A-A Loaner Pair Of Handcuffs.
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Mine Are In The Shop.
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Dasvidaniya.
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Ah.
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What He Said.
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Ooh!
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Ahh!
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Ooh!
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Oh, My Goodness.
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Good Call
Coming To Russia, Pem.
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Mm.
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Travel Is Good
For The Soul.
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Ooh, Not Only That,
But...
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Hey, Did You Get
That Permanent Eyeliner?
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Mm. It's Jetlag.
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All Right.
I've Been Thinking...
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Hmm?
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I Think...
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You Actually Have To Leave
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Where You Live
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To Find Out...
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Where You Really Live.
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Does That Make Sense
To You?
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Fucking "A."
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Total Sense.
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Mm.
That Is Deep, Joce.
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Mm-Hmm.
And Also...
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I Think The Bartender
Has A Huge Cock.
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I Mean, I Think That Guy
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Has One Of Those Saddles.
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Oh. Mm-Hmm. Whoo-Hoo.
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Whoo-Hoo.
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Ohh.
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Uh-Huh.
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Oh.
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Mm.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Let's Walk To Yugoslavia.
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It Doesn't Exist Anymore.
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I'm Going There Anyways.
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Okay. Come On, Little Bitch.
Let's Go.
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Okay. Ah!
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Do It.
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Whoo-Hoo.
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Hey...
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Oops.
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God Bless America.
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This Is Amazing!
I Love Russia!
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I Love The Way
You Grip That Wheel
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With Those
Black Leather Gloves, Mister.
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Don't Distract Me.
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Hey.
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That's A Dangerous Idea.
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I'll Show You
A Dangerous Idea.
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Mm. Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Ohh.
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Mm. Mm.
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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Ahh. Ahh.
God.
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Ohh!
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Jud?
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Anyone Here?
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Huh.
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Looks Like It's Just Us.
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Good.
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'Cause...
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I Gotta Have You
Right Now.
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Mm.
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Oh, My God.
You're Still So Wet.
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Mm.
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Oh.
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Mm, Mm.
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Hey. Partner.
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Glad You Made It.
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00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:05,352
Glad Or Surprised?
Hello.
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Ooh. White Women
Have Such Small Asses.
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00:10:07,419 --> 00:10:09,352
How Do You Do That?
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00:10:09,352 --> 00:10:12,185
Michael, This Is
Preston's Wife, Helen.
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00:10:12,185 --> 00:10:14,219
Uh-Huh. A Tall Man.
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00:10:14,219 --> 00:10:16,619
I Like A Tall Man.
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00:10:16,619 --> 00:10:18,119
I Got A Tall Man For You
Over Here.
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I'm Jud Cutter.
Hey.
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Welcome Aboard.
Thanks.
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Liz, Mike,
Say Hi To My Gal, Jackee.
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Charmed.
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00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,486
Hi, Jackee.
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If Jud Ever Gets Out Of Hand,
I'll Lend You My Taser.
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She's Cute.
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Mm. I'm Always Outta Hand.
Right, Liz?
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00:10:37,185 --> 00:10:39,185
What's Your Drink?
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00:10:39,185 --> 00:10:41,419
Nothing, Thanks.
I've Got Some Work To Finish.
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Oh, Hey, There's No Working
In The Playpen, Dude.
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00:10:43,219 --> 00:10:44,586
What Kind Of Work
Do You Do?
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I'm A Lawyer.
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Hmm. Well, Come On.
I'll Show You Your Room.
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You Get The Best Suite
In The House.
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All Right.
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All Right, Luther.
Here It Is--
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"That Fannyhut.Com
And Toughtush.Com
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Cease And Desist In All Further
Business In This Area..."
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00:11:08,219 --> 00:11:09,619
Blah, Blah, Blah.
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00:11:09,619 --> 00:11:11,352
That Sound Good To You?
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Fabulous. E-Mail It To Me.
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00:11:13,018 --> 00:11:15,018
I'll Have Claire Put It
In Proper Form.
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Oh, By The Way, I Have
Some Great News For You.
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Oh?
We Are Not Getting Paid.
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Are We Also Gonna Be Beaten?
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Better.
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The Ceo Offered Us Stock
In Lieu Of A Fee,
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So If Tainted Tush Splits--
Forgive The Unsavory Image--
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We Will Be Filthy Rich.
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00:11:31,119 --> 00:11:34,586
And I Just Sent You
The New Tainted Tush Logo.
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Very Tasteful, Luther.
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Can We Pick This Up Tomorrow?
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Absolutely.
Start Thinking About
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00:11:44,152 --> 00:11:46,352
What Kind Of Jet
You Want To Buy.
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00:11:49,652 --> 00:11:52,252
Did I Miss Anything
Out There?
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00:11:52,252 --> 00:11:54,419
Just My Famous Margaritas
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00:11:54,419 --> 00:11:56,419
And Jackee's Tits
Blocking Out The Sun.
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Hi.
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00:12:17,918 --> 00:12:21,519
I Can't, Jud.
It's Too Big!
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I Can't Hear You!
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I Can't, Jud!
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It's... Too... Big!
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He's So Competitive.
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00:12:36,352 --> 00:12:39,152
Oh, That's It.
That's It. Ahh!
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00:12:39,152 --> 00:12:41,352
God, That Feels Incredible!
Oh!
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00:12:41,352 --> 00:12:43,385
That's So Deep, Michael!
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00:12:44,652 --> 00:12:46,052
Oh, Yeah!
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00:12:46,052 --> 00:12:48,419
Now Get On Top.
Ride It! Ride It!
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Ride It!
Ride It!
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00:12:51,686 --> 00:12:54,419
Ride It!
Yes!
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00:12:54,419 --> 00:12:56,985
Oh, My God.
Yes, Right On Top.
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Faster?
Faster.
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Oh!
Ride It!
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00:12:59,419 --> 00:13:01,252
Ride It!
Ride It!
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00:13:01,252 --> 00:13:02,719
Oh, That's It. That's It.
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00:13:02,719 --> 00:13:04,219
That's It Right There.
Oh! Oh!
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00:13:04,219 --> 00:13:05,419
Ohh!
Oh, God! I Love Redheads.
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00:13:07,952 --> 00:13:09,552
Ahh!
God! I Love Redheads.
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00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:13,185
Oh! Yes!
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Ohh! Give It To Me!
Give It To Me!
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00:13:16,319 --> 00:13:18,486
Ahh!
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00:13:18,486 --> 00:13:20,319
Oh, Oh, Wait.
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00:13:20,319 --> 00:13:23,552
Shh. Shh.
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Oh, No. Oh, No.
Oh, God. Your Dick Is So Enormous!
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00:13:25,552 --> 00:13:27,052
Like This?
326
My God, Right?
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00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:30,985
What?
Let's Do It This Way. Yes.
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00:13:32,285 --> 00:13:35,085
Oh. Take That.
330
00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:37,085
Give It To You?
I'll Give It To You!
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00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,252
Aah! Ohh!
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
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00:13:42,252 --> 00:13:43,952
Yeah, Yeah.
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00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:46,152
Wait. Shh.
Oh, My God! Let's Go.
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00:13:46,152 --> 00:13:47,952
Hit It!
It's Never Felt...
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00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,085
So Good!
Ahh!
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00:13:51,385 --> 00:13:53,185
Doggy Style.
Doggy Style.
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Yeah, Yeah.
Ohh.
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00:13:55,152 --> 00:13:58,152
You're Not Gonna Be Able
To Walk Tomorrow!
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00:13:58,152 --> 00:14:00,619
Yes!
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00:14:00,619 --> 00:14:02,052
It Feels Amazing!
343
00:14:02,052 --> 00:14:03,252
Oh, I'm On Top Now, Baby!
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00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:05,985
Take It All!
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00:14:05,985 --> 00:14:07,519
Wait.
Oh, Take It...
347
00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:09,719
All!
Yes! Yes!
348
00:14:09,719 --> 00:14:11,052
Yes!
349
00:14:11,052 --> 00:14:12,285
Ahh!
350
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,385
Ohh!
Yes!
351
00:14:14,385 --> 00:14:16,918
Oh, God.
352
00:14:16,918 --> 00:14:19,419
Oh, Yeah!
354
00:14:22,119 --> 00:14:24,285
You're The Best Fuck
I've Ever Had!
355
00:14:24,285 --> 00:14:26,352
You're The Best Fuck
I Ever Had!
357
00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:30,385
Liz, I'm Coming!
358
00:14:30,385 --> 00:14:32,252
I'm Coming In
For A Landing!
359
00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:34,085
Shh. Shh.
364
00:14:44,018 --> 00:14:45,619
No, I'm Still Coming!
365
00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:47,586
Are You Still Coming?
366
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,385
Oh, My God!
Another One!
367
00:14:49,385 --> 00:14:51,018
Oh, My God! Stop Coming!
368
00:14:51,018 --> 00:14:52,219
It's Too Much!
369
00:14:52,219 --> 00:14:54,419
Slow Down Your Coming!
370
00:14:54,419 --> 00:14:56,552
We Did It!
Ohh.
371
00:14:56,552 --> 00:14:58,952
It's Over.
We Did It!
372
00:14:58,952 --> 00:15:00,252
Yeah!
373
00:15:00,252 --> 00:15:02,586
Whoo! Oh, Yeah, Baby!
374
00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:04,619
So I Saw My Friend Alicia,
And She Said,
375
00:15:04,619 --> 00:15:07,952
"Hey, Chantal,
When Did You Get The Boob Job?"
376
00:15:07,952 --> 00:15:10,185
And I Replied,
"Excuse Me, Alicia.
377
00:15:10,185 --> 00:15:12,918
These Are Mine,
And You Better Take That Back."
378
00:15:12,918 --> 00:15:14,918
And She Just Starts
Getting All Haughty--
379
00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:17,586
Oh, I Should Mention,
We're At A Charity Event
380
00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:20,018
Being Thrown
By Mr. Gary Busey
381
00:15:20,018 --> 00:15:22,552
For Porpoises
That Were Abused In Film.
382
00:15:22,552 --> 00:15:24,552
So I Obviously
Don't Want To Make A Scene,
383
00:15:24,552 --> 00:15:27,185
Because Gary
Is A Tortured Genius.
384
00:15:27,185 --> 00:15:29,219
So I Say To Alicia,
I Say,
385
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:31,252
"You Don't Know What You're
Talking About Alicia, Okay?
386
00:15:31,252 --> 00:15:33,252
"And You Better Take That Back,
Or I Am Permanently Taking You
387
00:15:33,252 --> 00:15:35,252
Off The List Of People
That I Like."
388
00:15:35,252 --> 00:15:37,119
And Then She Just Starts To Cry
389
00:15:37,119 --> 00:15:39,052
And She Says
That I Have Great Boobs
390
00:15:39,052 --> 00:15:40,285
And That She's Always
Been Jealous Of Them.
391
00:15:40,285 --> 00:15:43,619
And I Said, "I Know.
Everybody Is."
392
00:15:43,619 --> 00:15:45,985
And Then
We Were Best Friends Again.
393
00:15:45,985 --> 00:15:47,586
And I Learned
A Very Important Lesson
394
00:15:47,586 --> 00:15:50,285
About Standing Up
For Yourself.
395
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,918
It's So Quiet.
396
00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:55,319
She's Either Asleep
Or In The Hospital
397
00:15:55,319 --> 00:15:57,052
'Cause It's So Big.
398
00:15:57,052 --> 00:15:59,486
Jud Is The Jealous Type.
399
00:15:59,486 --> 00:16:02,319
What Does He Have
To Be Jealous Of?
400
00:16:02,319 --> 00:16:03,952
I Don't Know,
401
00:16:03,952 --> 00:16:06,419
Decency... Sanity...
402
00:16:06,419 --> 00:16:09,352
Whatever Isn't His.
403
00:16:09,352 --> 00:16:10,719
Including You?
404
00:16:12,918 --> 00:16:14,385
I Saw It In His Eyes.
405
00:16:14,385 --> 00:16:16,952
It Was
A Perfect Arrangement
406
00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:20,119
Until I Actually
Got To Know Him.
407
00:16:22,052 --> 00:16:25,885
What Are You Jealous Of?
408
00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:31,352
People Who Roll The Dice...
409
00:16:31,352 --> 00:16:33,152
Willing To Risk It All
For Something
410
00:16:33,152 --> 00:16:35,252
That Might Only Be
A Good Idea.
411
00:16:35,252 --> 00:16:38,952
For The Right Idea,
You Would, Too.
415
00:16:44,985 --> 00:16:47,152
Hey!
Hey, Hey, Come On.
416
00:16:47,152 --> 00:16:49,619
I Knocked. Dude, Come On.
We Need Help With The Barbecue.
417
00:16:49,619 --> 00:16:51,285
We're Busy Here, Jud.
418
00:16:51,285 --> 00:16:52,586
Oh, Liz.
419
00:16:52,586 --> 00:16:54,319
You Always Did Like
To Keep Busy.
421
00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:56,918
Get Off.
422
00:16:56,918 --> 00:16:59,385
All Right. Whoa. Whoa.
423
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:00,985
Whoa.
What Do We Have Here?
424
00:17:00,985 --> 00:17:03,352
I Mean,
Is That Some Guy's Ass?
425
00:17:03,352 --> 00:17:04,985
You Got Something
You Want To Tell Us?
426
00:17:04,985 --> 00:17:07,452
It Has To Do With A Case,
A Legal Matter.
427
00:17:07,452 --> 00:17:09,352
Ooh. Sounds Serious.
428
00:17:09,352 --> 00:17:11,619
A Web Site
My Firm Represents.
429
00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:14,018
Ah, Dude.
I'm Just Bustin' Your Chops.
430
00:17:14,018 --> 00:17:15,885
I Mean, Come On.
You're With Liz.
431
00:17:15,885 --> 00:17:18,018
It's Obvious That You Like
To Be With A Good Woman.
432
00:17:18,018 --> 00:17:20,185
Jud, Get Outta Here
Before I Shoot You.
433
00:17:22,185 --> 00:17:25,486
I Mean It.
I'm Gonna Fucking Shoot You.
434
00:17:25,486 --> 00:17:27,285
Okay.
435
00:17:27,285 --> 00:17:28,652
Okay.
436
00:17:31,252 --> 00:17:33,085
Would You Really
Shoot Him?
437
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,985
Yeah, In A Knee.
438
00:17:35,985 --> 00:17:37,885
Maybe Above The Knee.
439
00:17:39,486 --> 00:17:42,252
So Am I Asking
Or Are You Talking?
440
00:17:42,252 --> 00:17:44,586
We're Just Friends.
441
00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:46,586
Uh-Huh. See, Okay,
Where I Come From,
442
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:49,152
Friends, They Go Bowling,
443
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,552
They Pick Up
Each Other's Mail.
444
00:17:50,552 --> 00:17:52,918
You Two Are On Fire.
445
00:17:52,918 --> 00:17:54,285
Smoke. Not--Not Fire.
446
00:17:54,285 --> 00:17:55,985
Uh, That's Not What I Saw.
447
00:17:55,985 --> 00:17:57,185
Shut Up.
448
00:17:57,185 --> 00:17:58,419
Hi.
450
00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,552
Ahh. Don't You Guys
Just Love The Mountains?
451
00:18:02,552 --> 00:18:04,052
Yes.
452
00:18:04,052 --> 00:18:05,486
Ooh, Margaritas.
453
00:18:05,486 --> 00:18:07,452
I Live For Margaritas.
454
00:18:07,452 --> 00:18:08,985
Yeah.
455
00:18:08,985 --> 00:18:10,352
Those Are Not Blended Yet.
456
00:18:10,352 --> 00:18:11,952
Mm. Mm.
457
00:18:11,952 --> 00:18:13,952
Liz, Can I Talk
To You For A Minute?
458
00:18:13,952 --> 00:18:15,852
Yeah, Yeah.
459
00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:19,352
So That Whole
Sex Thing Earlier...
460
00:18:19,352 --> 00:18:20,552
Mm-Hmm.
461
00:18:20,552 --> 00:18:22,018
It Wasn't My Idea.
462
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,285
It's All Good. Yeah.
463
00:18:23,285 --> 00:18:26,319
I Was Hoping We Could
Have A Foursome.
465
00:18:27,918 --> 00:18:29,385
Yeah.
467
00:18:34,319 --> 00:18:37,385
How's It Feel,
Being Surrounded By The Enemy?
468
00:18:37,385 --> 00:18:39,119
Lawyers And Cops--
469
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,252
Two Sides Of A Bad Argument,
You Know?
470
00:18:42,252 --> 00:18:44,552
When Did You Decide
You Wanted To Be A Cop?
472
00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:47,219
Around The Time
I Realized,
473
00:18:47,219 --> 00:18:50,152
Al Green
Was Already Al Green.
476
00:18:55,486 --> 00:18:57,419
The Real Reason?
477
00:18:57,419 --> 00:18:58,619
Research.
478
00:18:58,619 --> 00:19:00,185
Research For What?
479
00:19:00,185 --> 00:19:02,519
My Writing.
480
00:19:02,519 --> 00:19:05,352
In Here, I'm Not A Cop.
481
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,652
I'm Elmore Leonard.
482
00:19:06,652 --> 00:19:09,018
Got A Master's
In Creative Writing.
484
00:19:10,486 --> 00:19:12,085
Ideas For The New Novel.
485
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,285
What's It About?
486
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,085
Fuck Knows?
488
00:19:16,552 --> 00:19:19,018
The Blurred Line
Between Fact And Madness.
489
00:19:19,018 --> 00:19:20,552
Sounds Like My Career.
490
00:19:22,052 --> 00:19:24,252
Sounds Like
Everybody's Career, Man.
491
00:19:26,185 --> 00:19:28,552
I Did Get
A Potboiler Published.
492
00:19:28,552 --> 00:19:30,885
Oh, Yeah?
Yeah.
493
00:19:30,885 --> 00:19:32,619
Kinda Took The English Language
For A Ride
494
00:19:32,619 --> 00:19:35,552
It Didn't Want To Go On.
495
00:19:35,552 --> 00:19:38,319
"He Stared At The Sun,
And It Branded His Psyche
496
00:19:38,319 --> 00:19:40,018
"Like The Lies
Of A Thousand Liars
497
00:19:40,018 --> 00:19:42,452
And The Blood
Of A Thousand Wars."
498
00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:43,985
Ouch.
499
00:19:43,985 --> 00:19:45,185
Yeah.
500
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,085
How Many Copies
You Sell?
501
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:49,952
30.
502
00:19:49,952 --> 00:19:51,619
I Got 26 Left.
503
00:19:51,619 --> 00:19:53,018
Oh, Man.
504
00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:54,519
So If You Want One,
I Got You.
505
00:19:54,519 --> 00:19:55,918
I'll Take.
506
00:19:55,918 --> 00:19:57,219
All Right.
507
00:19:57,219 --> 00:20:00,385
Good Man, Good Man.
509
00:20:03,185 --> 00:20:05,085
Ooh.
511
00:20:07,652 --> 00:20:09,985
That Woman Is Gon'
Knock Somebody Out.
514
00:20:16,419 --> 00:20:19,519
Jud Does Throw
A Hell Of A Party, Huh?
516
00:20:21,152 --> 00:20:22,419
You Guys Buddies?
517
00:20:22,419 --> 00:20:24,285
It Doesn't Work That Way
With Jud.
518
00:20:24,285 --> 00:20:26,018
I Like The Cabin, Though.
519
00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:27,219
Hmm.
520
00:20:27,219 --> 00:20:29,519
Mm. Mind If Dance
With Your Date?
521
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:33,119
Get Your Man Outta Here Before
Preston Bores Him To Death.
523
00:20:34,519 --> 00:20:36,152
Having Fun?
524
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,352
Yeah.
526
00:20:39,985 --> 00:20:41,519
Liar.
527
00:20:41,519 --> 00:20:44,119
That's Not True.
I Like Preston.
528
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,319
Mm.
529
00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:46,686
And I Really Like You.
531
00:20:51,219 --> 00:20:52,452
And I Love...
532
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:55,219
Making Love To You
At 6,000 Feet.
535
00:21:06,452 --> 00:21:08,185
Ass Alert.
536
00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:10,018
Oh.
537
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,285
Ass Alert.
538
00:21:12,285 --> 00:21:14,686
Come On, Man.
Let Me Have That Back.
539
00:21:14,686 --> 00:21:17,018
There's A Lot
Of Important Stuff On There.
540
00:21:17,018 --> 00:21:20,219
Yeah, It Looks--
Looks Real Important.
Ha Ha Ha.
541
00:21:20,219 --> 00:21:22,686
Quit Fucking Around,
And Give Him His Computer Back.
542
00:21:22,686 --> 00:21:25,552
Sure.
543
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,052
Oops.
What The Fuck, Man?
544
00:21:29,052 --> 00:21:32,686
There Were Hours Of Work
On That.
Hey, See You In Court, Right?
545
00:21:32,686 --> 00:21:35,586
You're Acting Like An Idiot.
You're Wasted.
546
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,652
Yeah, So Were You The Last Time
You Were On My Boat, Lizzie.
547
00:21:38,652 --> 00:21:41,185
Remember?
Hey, Enough.
548
00:21:41,185 --> 00:21:42,552
Yeah? That's Not
What She Said.
549
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:44,719
Oh, You--
Fuck You, Cutter!
550
00:21:44,719 --> 00:21:46,252
All Right, All Right.
Liz...
551
00:21:46,252 --> 00:21:47,652
We're Gonna Go Inside.
552
00:21:47,652 --> 00:21:49,686
Well, Like The Man Said,
553
00:21:49,686 --> 00:21:52,385
Some People
Like To Embrace Conflict,
554
00:21:52,385 --> 00:21:54,319
And Some People
Like To Run From It.
555
00:22:02,018 --> 00:22:04,185
And Some People
Are Just Assholes.
556
00:22:04,185 --> 00:22:06,686
What Did You Say?
557
00:22:06,686 --> 00:22:08,952
You Heard It.
558
00:22:13,652 --> 00:22:15,352
Come On, Guys. Please.
Hey.
559
00:22:15,352 --> 00:22:17,252
Come On--Oh!
Hey!
560
00:22:18,519 --> 00:22:20,985
Hey!
561
00:22:20,985 --> 00:22:22,519
Come On, Man. We're All Just
Having A Good Time Here.
562
00:22:22,519 --> 00:22:25,352
You Broke My Fucking Nose.
563
00:22:25,352 --> 00:22:29,486
Oh, My Bad... Dude.
565
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:33,586
You Were Pretty Tough
Out There,
566
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:36,085
Slugging
A Homicide Detective.
567
00:22:36,085 --> 00:22:37,918
I've Never Done That Before.
569
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:40,985
I've Never Even
Hit Anybody.
570
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,918
I'm Bringing Out
The Best In You.
571
00:22:43,918 --> 00:22:45,519
How's Your Hand?
572
00:22:45,519 --> 00:22:47,185
It Hurts.
573
00:22:47,185 --> 00:22:50,319
It Should.
You Hit Him Pretty Hard.
574
00:22:50,319 --> 00:22:52,085
I Know About Triage.
575
00:22:52,085 --> 00:22:53,285
Oh?
576
00:22:53,285 --> 00:22:55,018
I'm Professionally Trained.
577
00:22:55,018 --> 00:22:56,319
What Do You Suggest?
578
00:22:56,319 --> 00:22:58,985
See, The Trick Is To...
579
00:22:58,985 --> 00:23:02,285
Get Your Mind
Off The Pain...
580
00:23:02,285 --> 00:23:04,519
Confuse The Nerve.
582
00:23:10,619 --> 00:23:12,586
See...
584
00:23:14,319 --> 00:23:17,252
See The... Theory Is
585
00:23:17,252 --> 00:23:20,018
That The Mind Cannot Entertain...
Oh.
586
00:23:20,018 --> 00:23:23,652
Two Neural Impulses
At Once.
587
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,252
Ah, That's Fascinating.
588
00:23:25,252 --> 00:23:26,918
It Is, Isn't It?
589
00:23:26,918 --> 00:23:28,619
It's All Circuitry.
590
00:23:28,619 --> 00:23:31,952
As The Velocity Of
My Hand Increases...
592
00:23:33,486 --> 00:23:35,552
The Pain That You Feel
Begins To Fade.
593
00:23:35,552 --> 00:23:37,119
Uh-Huh.
594
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:39,918
And If I Introduce My Other
Warm Hand...
595
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:41,119
Ahh.
596
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,552
Into The Procedure,
597
00:23:42,552 --> 00:23:43,952
The Pain Inevitably...
599
00:23:46,918 --> 00:23:49,452
Will Vanish.
600
00:23:49,452 --> 00:23:51,586
God.
602
00:23:59,519 --> 00:24:02,152
I Hate To Admit This,
603
00:24:02,152 --> 00:24:05,285
But I Like When A Man
Fights For Me.
605
00:24:07,352 --> 00:24:10,952
You Could Fight
For Yourself.
606
00:24:10,952 --> 00:24:13,119
I Still Like It.
607
00:24:18,018 --> 00:24:19,519
Let's Go Home.
608
00:24:19,519 --> 00:24:22,385
Okay.
609
00:24:22,385 --> 00:24:23,985
Hell Of A Weekend.
610
00:24:23,985 --> 00:24:26,319
Inspired Me To Write
A Whole Different Novel.
611
00:24:26,319 --> 00:24:28,352
I Even Started On It
Up There.
612
00:24:28,352 --> 00:24:30,686
Chapter One, Last Paragraph,
613
00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:32,918
"The Fight Ended,
614
00:24:32,918 --> 00:24:36,152
"But It Wasn't Blood So Much
As Pride That Had Been Spilled.
615
00:24:36,152 --> 00:24:40,085
"The Drunk Was On The Floor
As He Always Would Be,
616
00:24:40,085 --> 00:24:43,486
"Looking Up At The Strength
And Decency Of Others.
617
00:24:43,486 --> 00:24:45,918
"And For A Fleeting Moment,
618
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:50,252
"The Man Who Stood Over Him
Had Lost Himself...
619
00:24:50,252 --> 00:25:11,085
And Wondered If He Didn't
Prefer It That Way."
32665
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