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what's on the agenda for today bro? what's up pimp? what's up pimp? what are we doing today?

where are we going? I don't know. It's a sunny day, what about the beach?

it's kind of late again though bro. no it's not. what time is it right now?

three o'clock by the time we get out there it'd be at least four bro. yeah so what?

yeah so the Sun goes down it's not summer anymore bro the Sun goes down

that's right

holy shit those girls are... oh man there you go I'll show them my angry two and a half

and they would still love it. yeah you wouldn't even be able to touch them.

ass cheeks are way too big to even reach them. they're out of my league man.

you have to find only skinny girls you know. little twigs.

yeah because if they have like... too much ass cheek you know

it's like not good for you you wouldn't even touch them. man yes I could be a

tits man but not an ass man huh cuz otherwise I'll be like having a hard

time getting in there. you're a dick. thanks

that guy looks tired. what are you doing man? I'm filming you. like yawning you got a camera in my face.

here we are at the park. it's a dog park yeah. there's a soccer game going on. we need to find a soccer mom or something.

I don't know it's a pretty big park. there's a lady down there. where?

I don't know where they are. there's a dog I see one. yeah I see a dog

where's the walker?

let me zoom this whole thing in here. I can't see shit.

it's just a walk. come on.

hey hey do you really think you can find a girl here? I mean with this many kids

there's got to be a parent around at least. you said you wanted a milk. yeah I know.

you know. there's a whole crew of runners.

there's a chick walking a dog.

it's like a German Shepherd too. it's a pretty fucking car.

hey you think maybe she's a cop and she's walking a cop dog? it looks like it

looks like a cop dog. let's ask her. maybe today you could get your fantasy.

yeah yeah but I don't know how to talk to a girl like that if a dog you know

like hey can I pet your dog? oh man just walk up and ask if it's a police dog.

it's fucking stupid to just talk to somebody like. man we've gone up and said

dumber shit to women.

all right you know we have to get out of here like if she agrees to with our deal

what should I offer her at all? what deal should I offer her? what her? yeah.

well you think she wants to model? she doesn't even know us yet. you're just

gonna walk up and say hey do you want to model nude for us I'll give you money.

I don't know. should I? no you should ask about the dog get her opening up and then be

like hey you know would you and your dog want to come model or maybe just you.

bing bang boom get naked and we'll pay you.

bing bang boom. bing bang boom. yeah I'm not looking for a dog to model come on.

I didn't say the dog I said you know you and your dog or just you done dog gone.

I mean look she has a pretty nice. hey let's go over there let's just go over

there before she's leaving. yeah the dogs gonna take a shit she's gonna bounce.

sorry.

huh

what should I say about the camera? we're just in the park. hey hey hey. we were just

wondering is that a police dog? hi. no this is just my dog. oh he looks like a police dog. yeah he does.

what's his name? Dakota. Dakota sounds like a car. I'm India. hi Sasha. nice to meet you.

you look like an Indian girl. yeah we're walking around looking for models. for

models huh? uh-huh. I see. your dog could be a model too. I know he's gorgeous isn't he?

is it a he? yeah it has a penis. you gotta pay me money for that. yeah I'm sorry.

hey um you could be a model. really? yeah. yeah. what are you doing here?

like watching your kid or just walking your dog? I mean you know there's like quite

some traffic. I'm waiting for my child to get done with school. and then? I'm gonna pick him up.

take him home. right on. walk. you know. get a little exercise. all right. um guess she has no time for us.

well he didn't ask her if she had time for us. he just found out that she's a

mom. so you have a kid? yes I do. how old? five. five? you don't look that old.

is he always this sweet? sometimes he can be yeah. how old are you? okay it's very unfriendly to ask that.

but uh yeah you went you went from nice to jerk. sorry. I'm 32. 32? yes. you're pretty hot.

pretty damn hot. would you be able to model? willing to model? yeah. did you ever model?

I haven't modeled before. sounds good. sounds good to me. are you gonna be running the camera?

yeah it's like stills modeling but like I can yeah. this is basically like behind the scenes

you know how we get the girl to model and stuff. you just go out and pick up random hot girls?

not really random. we are like pretty selective. I mean there are quite some people here at the park

but honestly I don't like those soccer moms over there because they're like you know my limit is

like 250 pounds and they're like way over. brutal. sorry. so I qualified today huh? you're pretty. you're sexy.

why thank you. so what does all this entail? all this entail I'm looking for a nude model flat out.

oh I think you found the right girl. did I? I think you did. I like your attitude.

I'm kind of a nudist. what means nudist? swinger? no more like just likes to be naked all the time.

so hedonist. being naked all the time? uh-huh. sounds good. that's funny we're the same way.

really? yeah. really? can I see you naked? what the hell man? oh shit. let's all share. don't be shocked okay.

okay so holy shit how can we do this because you have a dog here. I do have a dog here. hey I'll pick

you up like 4... 4 30? between 4 30 and 4 45. yeah yeah that might work. yeah it works? yeah.

and then you got some some time for me? yeah we're gonna go somewhere and do some photos. yes okay.

you go to my friend's house right here. okay. yeah? yeah. so you drop off your dog and I meet you right there.

okay. deal. deal?

hey what's up?

hop in. hello again. hello.

oh is he locked out?

uh-huh.

oh it's nice and cool in here. yeah. right on. so I'm so excited I've never got to do like a photo session before.

yeah. it's fun. so tell me more about like your noodles. what what does this mean? what's that about?

I mean I prefer to be naked most all of the time. but you know when you go out in public

here you have to be slightly clothed anyway. huh. yes. that's trippy. yeah. so you don't...

no not at all. I'm not offended by nothing. trust me. okay good. I wouldn't want to offend you.

um holy shit I never met a nudist. so that means you have no

no bra no nothing like underneath this little thing here? no I don't have anything.

are you serious? yeah. can I see?

how much would you like to see? no no that's just right there. how about that?

okay you're nude. I'm nude. down there. up there too? I'm nude. up here too.

uh-huh. wow. yeah.

wow. well it's so hot out you know. holy shit. but if you walk around like that don't you have like some

stimulating reactions on guys out there? I mean I feel it right now. yeah. oh. what have I done?

you know what? I've stimulated you.

okay.

hey that's a female cop. is she hot? I don't know.

hold on you're looking for a female cop all the time. like I see one. who isn't?

she's got dark hair. where is she?

almost yeah let's let's have an accident right here right now.

you should go though. yes. oh female female cop. shall I honk? honky tonk? just get her ass on

camera. oh here's her face. damn I missed her fucking face. she's kind of crabby. it's okay. she had a nice ass though.

you like girls too? you got a fat gumbo. I like girls. I appreciate a nice looking woman.

okay tell me more about you. let's forget about the cop for like a sec. all right? all right. um

tell me more about you. what would you like to know about me? our little dirty dark secret.

oh my gosh. I thought I was just having my photo taken.

now you're just you know getting down and dirty. are you down and dirty? um yeah you could probably

say that. okay I told you about an offer I want to make you right? yeah you mentioned something

about an offer. I thought you know there were photos. okay I'm looking for that's what we're

doing. this guy and me. Eric right? yeah. yes. you remember my name? Sasha. good. yes.

right on. two guys pick you up in the park you kind of try and remember their name you know.

especially if you're gonna come back to this part. exactly. hey um. I already called my friend in

background checks no worries.

that good looking cop back there. who? cop? what? never mind. okay hey um I need a constant on

driving like yeah you probably should do that. not getting too stimulated. yeah. and talking to you so

it's like not that easy for me. oh my. um nice hands too. oh thank you. hey this is a big

fucking rock right there so are you married? I got to ask you that. you do have to ask me that? yeah.

yes I am married. then about our offer. no offer? the offer is taken away from me.

no it's like I just don't think you would be game for that. you would be up for that.

maybe you should try me regardless of whether I'm married or not.

she can always refuse an offer right? she's grown up. I do know how to say no.

I know but you know I can. this is just too big of a rock. oh really? it's too big for you huh?

yeah um okay my offer would be we are actually looking for girls. it would be up for

having sex with me in front of camera. oh my goodness.

that's quite an offer and that's not modeling stills.

would you be here? that's a good ploy though. would you be here? it's a very good ploy. okay. I am here you see that's all I need.

I know but would you be here if I would tell you in the park hey hey uh nice dog um would you like

to fuck me? yeah that's a good question. I don't know I might still be here. are you serious? yeah.

okay can I maybe do another ring? this might be out of plastic. hey you know it might come from a

gumball machine but it's the thought that counts. okay my offer I think I have a feeling I can talk

straightforward straight out. yes please. I pay you a thousand dollar for having sex with me in front of

camera. really? not a dime more not a dime less that's my limit. really? a thousand dollars yeah.

to have sex with you? yeah. on camera? yeah on camera. uh-huh. yeah. yeah that sounds like a blast.

you're you're game for that? I'm game for it as long as I get to take all my clothes off.

it's the first girl I don't have to talk like totally into it you know she's like

I mean I tricked her in the car but that's about it. hey but that's you know you got to start

somewhere you know. so we're gonna fuck is that right? yeah we're gonna fuck you can start right

here. oh my goodness you are stimulated. oh yeah. I can start here? you can start right here. oh my goodness.

I mean don't don't worry. whoa. oh I see.

I see.

man no underwear that's awesome. I like that. no bad. it's hard to get the camera down there.

huh.

she's got some practice probably if the guy with the big rock.

I love sucking cock. yeah there's a reason that rock is so big right?

oh shit there's a car blocking my way.

keep up. don't be irritated.

like he almost kills us pretty much every time but he hasn't yet.

whoa do that again.

stay down there there's another female club.

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yeah give it to me

oh oh oh shit keep it all in nobody's gonna fucking believe that

fuck there's another truck coming keep it in anymore just keep it in there

oh honey let me show him let me see i need to drive gurgle it no no don't goggle it this is like

let me see put in your tongue

what the heck

i need to drive now because i'm like i'm a little bit light-headed

okay that was dirty

holly that was pretty dirty man dirty

i'm speechless man you're speechless

that was like i thought you were game but i didn't think like you're like

gonna actually fuck me when i'm driving good that was intense man that's awesome

can i see that again yes you sure can

that's okay

you are nudist yes i am and i have my clothes on still and we're inside

is it about time for me to take them off yet yeah here's your money ah thank you i almost forgot

not cool

huh

it's stashed if i find it can i can i keep it you may find it but you're giving it back

come over here yes let me take you right there yeah go over there where would you like it over

right there right here right there ah yes please you promise i did

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did i mention i'm a fucking cop

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