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- Jesus!
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If you're tired, just pull over.
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- Look, I'm on a schedule.
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Besides, it'd be a lot easier
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if I didn't have to sit
here in complete silence.
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Knock-knock.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm telling a joke.
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I say, "Knock-knock."
You say, "Who's there?"
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- So, I should already know
the joke before you tell it?
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That's idiotic.
- It's a classic joke structure
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with a little audience
participation.
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I say, "Knock-knock."
You say, "Who's there?"
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I say somethin' like, "Orange."
You say, "Orange who?"
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Then I hit you with
the punch line.
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- Why the fuck am I
talking to an orange?
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- Why are you
making this so hard?
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Just say, "Who's there?"
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Ready?
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Knock-knock.
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- Do you hear that?
- Yes, it's me knocking.
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Wait.
I hear it, too.
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Hold on. Activating
stealth mode.
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Oh, shit! They have
stealth mode, too!
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- What the hell?
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Just turn around.
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- I can't.
They're everywhere.
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- Oh, my god.
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- Move!
- Oh, my god!
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Fuck! Fuck!
- Move! Move!
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- Shoot them.
- With what?
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The law stripped Evelyn back
down to factory settings.
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Oh, I guess they
missed that one.
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Hey,
don't waste my shells.
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I only have four of those.
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Shooting a steel door, smart.
Now, I only have three.
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- Go faster! Go faster!
- Okay! Okay!
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- Oh, no, no,
no! Go slower! Go slower!
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- Make up your mind!
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Whoa!
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Hey! You'll get it back
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when you act mature
enough to handle it.
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- Okay, dad.
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- Come on out, milkman!
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We ain't gonna hurt you.
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- Yeah, right. Huh.
Fell for that before.
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- You have?
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- You know,
if we wanted to,
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you'd be dead already.
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Look, I swear,
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I swear on granny's
steering wheel
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no harm is gonna come to you.
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We just... we wanna flap lips.
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- I don't even know
what that means.
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But fine. We're comin' out.
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- I'm sorry that
we-we snatched ya up
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the way that we did,
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but I saw that
placard on your rump,
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and I was like, we gotta talk.
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I'm Watts. I run these rigs.
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- John. This is
Quiet. She don't talk.
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- Motherfucker, eat shit.
- Much.
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Hello. Hey.
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- My blood missiles?
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Honey, those are outside
your weight class.
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Oh, she's a beaut.
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Hmm.
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Did you install this limited
slip differential yourself?
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- Sure did. Got it off of a...
- It's backwards.
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- Wow, did you invite me
here to insult me or to talk?
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- Yeah, it's not really
me who wants a word.
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Lock it up.
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- Whoa.
- Whoa!
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- Come on.
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Welcome to convoy.
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- Wow! Okay, I'm impressed.
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- Our founders
drove these semis
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when the walls went up.
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Figure we'd better keep
movin' than be sittin' ducks.
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No offense, Bella.
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- That's a chicken.
- No, it's not.
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And now, our little family is
around about 30 rigs all told.
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- And you never stop.
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How the hell do you fuel up?
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- Oh, nothing goes to
waste, even our waste.
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You see, we take our doodies
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and turn 'em into fuel.
- Yeah, we get it.
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- Somethin' tells me
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I don't wanna taste
your lemonade either.
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- Okay, I'm gonna have to
ask y'all to stay here.
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Feel free to look around.
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I need a lift to
the sleeper car.
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- So, how'd you lose yours?
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Metal shear? Angle grinder?
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Oh, somethin' worse.
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- It's fine.
- Oh, hmm.
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Well, uh, let me
see what I got here.
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Oh, this oughta fit.
- I can't pay.
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- Not lookin' for pay.
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Just think you could shine
a bit more, if you want.
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Mm-hmm. That's it.
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- Thanks.
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- Don't get it wet.
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- Hey, she's here.
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- Someone there?
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- I brought you to
the milkman, granny.
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- I'd get up and
shake your hands,
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but my get away sticks
ain't what they used to be.
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- Granny,
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your air tubes go to nowhere.
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- Well, shit.
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I thought I had ya.
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This Goddamn metal bar
keeps stickin' in my ass.
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Uh, uh, hey, be
careful with that.
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Took me ages to write, and
I only got the one copy.
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- You did that while driving?
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- Sometimes you gotta
throw it in reverse.
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Listen, milkman, I
know I don't look it,
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but my insides look
like a seven car pileup.
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I need you to go pick
up some medicine for me.
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- You want me to
make a run for free?
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You're up to your
asshole in drivers.
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Ask one of them.
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- Can't afford to
lose any of them.
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- The last milkman
never came back.
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The roads are rough these
days with the vultures,
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the lawmen, the holy men.
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- Don't love the sound
of that last one.
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- Look, I don't have
time for scenic detours.
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I have a very
important delivery,
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and I got a long
way still to go.
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- I heard your ride
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is as naked as a
baby on its birthday.
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You ain't gonna get far,
you can't defend yourself.
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Well, let me make it plain.
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You do this run for me,
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I'll will saddle you up
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with all the upgrades
we can supply.
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We will weld on some
guns, right now.
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Get the rest when you get back.
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Deal?
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- Only if I get those
red missiley things.
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- Mnh-mnh. My blood missiles...
They ain't for sale.
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- You can have one.
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- What, granny? Come on.
- Three.
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- Two.
- Twenty.
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- Zero.
- Zero.
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- Okay. One it is.
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- Done.
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Pickup is at our pharmacist's.
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I'll write ya up
some directions.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You didn't tell me that
he's going to see her.
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- Where'd you
think he was goin'?
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Watts and the pharmacist
had a bit of a falling out.
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- Falling out?
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No, I pushed her out of a truck.
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- Honey, go weld somethin'.
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- I am. I'm gonna
weld somethin'.
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I'm gonna weld some guns
to your fucking Subaru.
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You fuckin' son of a bitch.
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- What about Topeka?
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- Did you miss the fact
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that a semi swallowed us
up like a fuckin' whale?
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Now, the only way I'm
making it back to Chicago,
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is if Evelyn is
armed to the teeth,
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and now she's just gums.
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So, chill.
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I'll be back tomorrow.
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- Oh, no, no, no.
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I'm coming with you.
- Like hell you are.
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This is milkman business,
and you're not a milkman.
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- If you die out there,
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I'm stuck here with
horndog granny.
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- Look, I'm not gonna
die. I give you my word.
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- I'm coming with you.
- Fine.
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- "Three clicks past
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the oak of eight
branches." What are these?
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Directions to a pharmacist
or to a hidden treasure?
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Why couldn't she just
say, "Turn left?"
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So, what do you think happened
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between Watts and
the pharmacist?
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- Don't know. Don't care.
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- Oh, cool.
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See you got a new finger to go
with your robotic personality.
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I bet that was
those holy men guys.
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- Oh, you think?
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Bad way to go.
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- I've seen worse.
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Deskinned by butchers.
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Crushed to death
by monster trucks.
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That's plural.
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I knew a milkman that
fell asleep on an anthill,
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and those little shits ate 'em
alive from the insides out.
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Poor bastard betrayed
by his butthole.
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- Sounds like milkmen
don't live long.
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- We don't.
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You know, when I joined
up to be a milkman,
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I was skin and bones.
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You could play my
ribcage like a xylophone.
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I joined up to survive.
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I make my run. I
kill some vultures.
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I do whatever I have to
to see another sunrise.
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You know what they told me
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when they gave me
this milkman I.D.?
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- Why would I know
that? I wasn't there.
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- You're messing up the story.
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They told me milkmen
don't die old.
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But if I deliver this
package to New San Francisco,
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I might be the first.
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- You hear those bells?
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- Holy men.
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Good thing they sound
far away. Let's haul ass.
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Hello?
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00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,674
Anybody in there?
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- Salutations.
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- Um, hi.
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We're here on, uh,
behalf of the convoy.
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- You're the pharmacist?
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- No, I'm Amber.
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Tea? It's gelsemium elegans.
I cut it this morning.
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Oh, you look so thirsty.
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- I am.
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- The sun isn't
holding back today,
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are you, you big yellow bastard?
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Bastard.
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Oh.
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So, you have refreshments.
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And I have questions.
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- Quiet, what the fuck?
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- Oh, save your strength.
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You won't be able to
move for a little while.
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- I knew this
pickup was a bad idea.
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Quiet, get my gun.
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- Oh.
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00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:27,288
So, why did you kill
the convoy's milkman?
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- No, I didn't.
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- Mnh-mnh-mnh.
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- I didn't.
I'm a replacement.
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You can check my
milkman placard?
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- This is my friend,
dendrocnide moriodes.
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His nickname is
Mr. Gympie-Gympie.
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The nettle so nice
they named him twice.
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He's not so nice when
you touch him, though.
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I've heard it's like
licking a live wire,
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or taking an acid shower, or
going into cardiac arrest.
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I wonder what it'll
feel like for you.
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00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:03,616
- No.
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00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,707
- All I hear is buzzing,
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00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:14,794
but you aren't a helpful
little bee, are you?
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You're a locust, a holy man,
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reveling and eating and
killing and fucking.
253
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:30,143
Thankfully, I am a firm believer
in the power of recycling.
254
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,524
- Granny, she's sick.
255
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,692
- Okay.
256
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,961
- No, no, no, no,
no. It's true.
257
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,862
The medicine is for her.
You don't believe me,
258
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,365
you can look in my
pocket, right there.
259
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,342
- What are you...
260
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,215
Open.
261
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,800
Chew.
262
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,052
Okay, good.
263
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,845
Sorry I thought
you were holy men.
264
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,687
They're on pilgrimage,
and they're everywhere.
265
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,099
I wouldn't.
266
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,893
Mr. conium maculatum
here would love a chance
267
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,020
to knock you on your tushy.
268
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,398
- Man, fuck this place.
269
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:21,236
- So, here is the medicine
granny requested but...
270
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,741
Are you sure she wanted this?
271
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,035
It has no medicinal purpose.
272
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,829
- Well, it's on the list,
273
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,081
so maybe granny
just likes flowers.
274
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,502
- I never gave these to her.
275
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,008
Here you go.
276
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,467
- Is it true somebody threw you
277
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,552
out of a moving truck?
278
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,307
- Only because I
poisoned her first.
279
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,936
Watts and I have disagreements.
280
00:14:54,978 --> 00:15:00,358
Plants need space to
spread their roots.
281
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,737
She couldn't make room for me,
282
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:07,907
so I found a place
283
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,326
where I could have all
the space I needed,
284
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:13,955
here, alone.
285
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,171
Give my love to Granny.
286
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,973
- We can take 'em.
287
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,356
- Nah.
288
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,202
- Where are we going?
289
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,287
- They've been
behind us for 50 miles,
290
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,872
and they're only getting closer.
291
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,290
We gotta get off the road.
292
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,066
- They're gone.
293
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,819
I think we're good
for the night.
294
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:26,903
Ah!
295
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,988
- Turtle, turtle...
296
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,199
- Pfft. I can do that.
297
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,034
Let's go find a place to crash.
298
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,161
It smell like popcorn
and ass in here.
299
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,629
- Oh, my God, am I the ass?
300
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:53,972
- Huh?
301
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,640
Solid recliner, huh?
302
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,766
A lotta leg room.
303
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,393
We could definitely
sleep here, right?
304
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,275
Wait here.
305
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,075
Good news!
306
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,703
They have an absolute
classic in here!
307
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,384
- Is this a silent movie?
308
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,975
- Hello, citizen. Hop on.
309
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:42,354
I'm pretty sure I
remember what happens.
310
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,814
It doesn't look safe, Blank Man,
311
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,025
and why are you drooling?
312
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,985
Well, because you're
so attractive.
313
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,487
Hmm...
314
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:54,657
I don't normally meet citizens
of the female persuasion.
315
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,788
- Oh, no, my shoe!
316
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,790
Why was I cursed
with such tiny feet?
317
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,544
It's your line.
- Oh, right.
318
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,964
I have to say, I like when
you grab me like that.
319
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,550
- How dare you objectify me?
320
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,470
- Oh, no, that's right.
I gotta keep it PG-13.
321
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,806
- Yeah, you'd need a map to
know where to put it, anyway.
322
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,144
Do this a lot?
323
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:24,580
- Only when I'm waiting
for a storm to pass
324
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,856
or in between runs,
I'll check out a flick.
325
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:29,067
I like the action ones.
326
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,402
Feels good to
watch somebody else
327
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,529
get shot at for once, you know?
328
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,863
You like the movies?
329
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,949
- Mmm...
330
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,450
We weren't allowed
to watch them.
331
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,415
- What? Let me in on the joke.
332
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,667
- Okay.
333
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,003
One time, my brother
snuck us into a theater
334
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,005
when nobody was looking.
335
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,298
- Rebel. How was it?
336
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,883
- The movie? I don't remember.
337
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:56,594
It was with two cowboys
fighting a mechanical spider.
338
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,096
- Love that.
339
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,140
- All I remember, is how
hard my brother laughed.
340
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,727
He had a great laugh.
341
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,729
It sounded like a chainsaw.
342
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,609
- He sounds annoyin'.
- He was.
343
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,403
He was so annoying.
344
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:16,781
He was so annoying.
345
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,161
It was so cold in the theater.
346
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,246
He let me wear his jacket.
347
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,581
He never let me wear it.
348
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,084
And now it's all I got.
349
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,049
What?
- Oh, nothin'.
350
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,385
It's just the first time we've
talked without a "motherfucker"
351
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,387
or a "fuck you"
slipping in there.
352
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:42,098
- Fuck you, motherfucker.
- That's better.
353
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,145
- Who is this guy?
- Oh, this is the best part.
354
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:51,107
So, do you wanna play
Michael "The Suit" Minnelli?
355
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,446
- Ahh, look how
thin my mustache is!
356
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:58,466
- I'm coming
to get you, Minnelli,
357
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,075
no matter what you say.
358
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,826
- You'll never catch me!
359
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,121
I'm gonna sweat through
this satin set of pajamas.
360
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:33,983
- Oh!
361
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,611
Uh, hey, they have
running water,
362
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:39,072
so I figured, you
know, laundry day.
363
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,579
- Stop!
- What? What's wrong?
364
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,289
- I didn't ask you to do that.
365
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:49,475
Didn't you hear what
I said last night?
366
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,376
- Yes, you said it
was all you had,
367
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,627
so I tried to clean it.
368
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:53,980
I was trying to
do somethin' nice.
369
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,255
- You washed it!
370
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,759
There's nothing left.
There's none of him left!
371
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:03,972
I didn't even get to say
goodbye, but I had this.
372
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,932
- Look, I'm no bloodiologist,
373
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,810
but I'm pretty sure it wasn't
just your brother's blood on it!
374
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,246
- Oh, come on. You're
still not talkin' to me?
375
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:26,536
- Hey, let me guess.
Amber poisoned you.
376
00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:28,955
What'd she use? She
use pink or purple?
377
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,081
- The yellow.
378
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,833
- Oh, that-that
one really sucks.
379
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,084
- Yeah.
380
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,753
- Thanks for making the run.
381
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:35,896
- I'm sure you're
looking forward
382
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,963
to giving that to granny,
383
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:40,091
so she can live a
long, horny life.
384
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,093
- This won't save granny.
385
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,553
Nothing will.
386
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:49,726
This is to make granny more
comfortable as she passes on.
387
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,945
- Mmm.
388
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,447
Ugh!
389
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:06,368
Even with the flower in it,
it still tastes like piss.
390
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:08,620
- I thought we were helping you.
391
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,623
- No. I got one gas
pedal in the grave.
392
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,625
Ain't nothin' gonna happen now.
393
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:17,045
- I don't understand.
You're just gonna give up?
394
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:21,049
- Kid, you and I both know
395
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:23,385
that most people in this world,
396
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:26,429
they-they don't have the
luxury of going quietly.
397
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:30,058
Everybody else goes loud...
398
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,852
Car crashes, gunfire.
399
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:36,606
I heard about one
unlucky son of a bitch
400
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:40,193
got swallowed up by ants.
401
00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:41,486
Nah.
402
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,698
This way, I get to
go on my own terms,
403
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:47,992
and I get to do somethin' rare.
404
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:51,371
I get to say goodbye
to the people I love.
405
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:57,293
Milkman, you gave me a gift.
406
00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,380
You will be paid in full.
407
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,340
And as for you...
408
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:06,970
I want you to have
a little somethin'.
409
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:15,020
Check out page 22,
the drive-thru.
410
00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:20,316
- Jesus Christ.
- You're welcome.
411
00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:22,610
Now, scram.
412
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:39,919
I am the last of the old timers.
413
00:23:39,961 --> 00:23:43,006
You're taking the
wheel now, Watts.
414
00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:46,968
So, let me give you a
nickel's worth of free advice.
415
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:50,430
The only thing more-more
precious than...
416
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:55,852
Than gas, food, porno, water,
417
00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:58,813
is time,
418
00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:03,360
time with the people
you care about.
419
00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:11,618
- Mnh-mnh.
420
00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:17,540
- Don't let some dumb bullshit
421
00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:21,002
take that time away from you.
422
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:23,630
- Granny, you know, I...
423
00:24:23,672 --> 00:24:26,758
- Oh, no. No, kid.
I know. Now, go.
424
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,177
You're gettin' saltwater
on my leather upholstery.
425
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:44,150
See ya soon, Fang.
426
00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:03,878
- We lost a good driver today.
427
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,464
Most of you knew
her as a founder,
428
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,216
our matriarch,
429
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:11,344
but the people who feared
her out on those roads,
430
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:14,389
they called her Granny Dread.
431
00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:17,684
Yeah.
432
00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:20,770
This Beamer, this was
her pride and joy.
433
00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:23,815
I mean, this was her
ride when the world fell.
434
00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:27,694
Back then, she was
Cathy Stropton,
435
00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:31,823
the top selling real
estate agent in Boca Raton,
436
00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:36,494
a RE/MAX diamond club
member ten years in a row.
437
00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,621
She was a goddamn legend.
438
00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:45,754
We wouldn't be here without her,
439
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:49,132
and we... we will miss her.
440
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,633
Phew.
441
00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:56,890
Let's stack them eights, granny.
442
00:25:56,931 --> 00:25:59,184
- Stack them eights.
443
00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:25,835
- I guess that was it.
444
00:26:25,877 --> 00:26:28,004
Maybe we should leave or...
445
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:30,590
Oh, shit!
446
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,566
- Yeah!
447
00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:53,899
- Twister
to Flower Power.
448
00:27:53,923 --> 00:27:55,425
Come in, Flower Power.
449
00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:10,357
- This is Flower Power.
450
00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:14,944
- I didn't think I'd hear
your voice again, Amber.
451
00:28:14,986 --> 00:28:17,322
- Didn't think you wanted to.
452
00:28:20,283 --> 00:28:21,951
I'm sorry about granny.
453
00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:24,120
- I'm sorry, too,
454
00:28:24,162 --> 00:28:28,458
but I'm-I'm more sorry
that I-I pushed you away.
455
00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:31,711
- I miss you, too, hon.
456
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:34,172
- Oh, yeah?
457
00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:37,384
You do?
458
00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:43,682
- Lucky number .17.
459
00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:45,809
I knew you could do it!
460
00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:50,313
- I brought you a
whiskey and Tang.
461
00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:56,444
So, about the jacket, um...
462
00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:58,738
I mean, I thought...
463
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:03,743
I-I mean, I heard what you said.
464
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:04,553
I wasn't thinking. I just...
465
00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:05,745
- Get to the point.
466
00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:08,832
- I'm sorry.
467
00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:24,973
You ever think about staying?
468
00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:28,560
I mean, the convoy is exactly
what you and your brother
469
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:30,687
were looking for, safe, secure.
470
00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:32,105
It's a city,
471
00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:34,149
just with wheels
instead of walls.
472
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:39,571
- Maybe if things
were different.
473
00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:41,406
How about you?
474
00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:42,490
- They offered.
475
00:29:42,532 --> 00:29:43,742
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
476
00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:46,119
Not gonna lie.
It sounded cushy,
477
00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:48,246
but I'd still be a milkman.
478
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:51,875
I don't want that.
I wanna get old.
479
00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:54,085
Die an uneventful death.
480
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,963
- There's no such thing.
481
00:30:09,267 --> 00:30:11,686
- Jesus. Maybe if you'd
stop blasting the heat,
482
00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:12,937
you'd stop falling asleep.
483
00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:16,149
- I don't like to drive cold.
484
00:30:32,582 --> 00:30:36,378
Hey, Quiet. Knock-knock.
485
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,634
- Who's there?
485
00:30:43,305 --> 00:31:43,453
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