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I JUST GOT TO GET SOME FOOD.
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EVERY NERVE IN ME IS YELLING
FOR A BRONTOSAURUS BURGER.
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I CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER.
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AL, AL, I DON'T CARE WHAT
YOU PROMISED WILMA, AL.
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I NEED SOME FOOD.
AL, AL, JUST ONE...
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ONE LITTLE BRONTOSAURUS BURGER.
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NO ONE WILL KNOW.
WHAT HARM CAN IT DO?
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O.K., FRED.
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WILMA WILL KILL ME FOR THIS,
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BUT I CAN'T STAND
TO SEE YOU SUFFER.
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[HONKS]
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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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[SIREN]
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[BLOWS WHISTLE]
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BEDROCK TELEVISION
STUDIOS. GOOD MORNING.
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I'M SORRY. MR. SLABSIDES IS
BUSY SHOOTING A COMMERCIAL.
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WILL YOU LEAVE A
MESSAGE, PLEASE?
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WE HAVE ONE MORE
ACTOR TO INTERVIEW,
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MR. SLABSIDES.
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O.K. RUN HIM THROUGH.
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NEXT. STEP UP, PLEASE.
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NO, NO, NO. HE WON'T DO.
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IT DOESN'T DO A THING FOR ME.
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THE AFTER IS PERFECT,
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BUT THE BEFORE ISN'T RIGHT.
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WELL, HE'S THE LAST
ONE, MR. SLABSIDES.
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THERE ARE NO MORE FAT BEFORES.
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YOU'VE TRIED 50 OF THEM, SIR.
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BUT NONE OF THEM ARE RIGHT.
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THEY DON'T CREATE AN IMAGE.
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THERE'S NO SPONSOR
IDENTIFICATION...
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HEY, SLABSIDES,
WHAT'S HOLDING UP
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THAT REDUCING COMMERCIAL?
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OH, HELLO, B.J.
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WELL, I HAVE A LOT OF IDEAS.
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I THREW THEM ALL IN THE LAKE
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TO SEE IF THEY'D
FLOAT. HA HA HA.
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BUT THEY ALL SANK.
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I SEEM TO BE STUCK
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FOR THE RIGHT
BEFORE IMAGE, B.J.,
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ONE THAT WILL PROJECT
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AN IDENTIFYING
IMAGE FOR THE CLIENT,
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ONE THAT WILL FIRE
THE IMAGINATION,
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TRIGGER PEOPLE INTO
TAKING THE COURSE.
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THE RIGHT IMAGE...
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AW, SHUT UP!
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DON'T GIVE ME ALL THAT GUFF.
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I TAUGHT IT TO YOU.
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ONE FAT MAN...
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3 DAYS AUDITIONING.
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BIG DEAL.
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I'LL GET THE FIRST FAT MAN
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THAT COMES ALONG THE STREET
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AND GET THIS THING ROLLING!
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YEAH, YEAH. YES, SIR.
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IMAGE, SCHMIMAGE.
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ALL I WANT IS A FAT MAN.
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THERE OUGHT TO BE
ONE ALONG ANY MINUTE.
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♪ YABBA DOO DOO
DA DOODLE DOO DOO ♪
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♪ YABBA DOODLE
DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪♪
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UH, HEY, MISTER.
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YOU WANT SOMETHING, BUD?
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YES. MAY I HAVE A
WORD WITH YOU, SIR?
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AS LONG AS IT DON'T COST
ME NOTHING, WHY NOT?
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IS THAT ALL YOU?
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THAT'S ALL ME, BUSTER,
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AND IT COST ME A LOT OF MONEY
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TO GET IT THAT WAY.
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE ON TELEVISION?
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TELEVISION? OH, NO.
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YOU'RE THE GUY WITH
THE PEEK-A-BOO CAMERA.
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I'VE SEEN YOUR
PROGRAM BEFORE, MISTER.
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WHERE'S THE MICROPHONE?
WHERE'S THE CAMERA?
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OH, YOU'RE CLEVER
AT HIDING EVERYTHING.
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GEE, I NEVER SUSPECTED.
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HEY, WILMA! HEY, BARNEY, BETTY!
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IT'S ME... FRED!
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I'M ON TV! LOOK!
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HA HA HA!
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I HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE
A FOOL OF MYSELF.
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WHERE'S THE
RELEASE? I'LL SIGN IT.
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OH, BOY. I'M ON
PEEK-A-BOO CAMERA.
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WILMA! HEY, WILMA,
HOW DO I LOOK?
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HOW DO I LOOK?
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT?
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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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IT'S ALL RIGHT, OFFICER.
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HE'S ONE OF OUR TV ACTORS.
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OH, ONE OF THEM, EH?
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WELL, KEEP HIM QUIET.
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THIS IS A PUBLIC STREET.
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OH, I LOVE YOUR PROGRAM.
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YOU FOOL EVEN THE
SMARTEST PEOPLE LIKE ME.
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WHEN DO I GET THE RESIDUALS
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FOR THE RERUNS?
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COME ON, COME ON. TELL ME.
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TELL ME WHERE'S
THE CAMERA HIDDEN.
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THERE IS NO CAMERA.
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YOU WEREN'T ON TV AT ALL.
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HUH? NOT ON TV?
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WHAT'S A MATTER WITH YOU?
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YOU SOME KIND OF A
NUT OR SOMETHING?
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I'VE A GOOD MIND
TO PUFF YOUR LIP UP.
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BUT I CAN PUT YOU ON TV.
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YOU CAN?
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CERTAINLY, MISTER, UH, MISTER...
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FLINTSTONE. FRED FLINTSTONE.
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PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
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I'M B.J., MR. FLINTSTONE,
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PRESIDENT OF BEDROCK
TELEVISION STUDIOS,
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AND YOU'RE PERFECT
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FOR A PART I HAVE IN MIND.
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NO KIDDING?
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NO KIDDING, MR. FLINTSTONE.
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YOU CAN BE A BIG MAN ON TV.
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DUH... GOSH.
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I WONDER WHAT'S KEEPING FRED.
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IT'S NOT LIKE HIM TO
BE LATE FOR DINNER.
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HIYA, WILMA!
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FRED, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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YABBA-DABBA-DOO!
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FRED, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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WAIT TILL YOU HEAR
THE NEWS, WILMA.
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WHAT NEWS?
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WILMA, YOU ARE
MARRIED TO A TV STAR.
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I AM? OH, BOY. WHICH ONE?
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TERRY MASONITE? RICK MASTERSON?
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MAVEROCK.
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IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I LOVE THEM ALL.
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I AM TALKING ABOUT ME.
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YOU, FRED? A TV STAR?
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HA HA HA!
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O.K. O.K. LAUGH,
BUT YOU'LL SEE ME
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ON TAPE AT 8:00 TONIGHT,
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WHICH IS, AS WE SAY
IN THE VIDEO BUSINESS,
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PRIME TIME.
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WILMA, FRED WOULDN'T
INVITE EVERYBODY
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OVER TO YOUR HOUSE
TONIGHT IF HE WASN'T ON TV.
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THAT'S WHAT I KEEP
TELLING MYSELF.
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BUT I'M STILL NOT CONVINCED.
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HMM. WILMA, I DON'T
MEAN THIS AS IT SOUNDS,
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BUT WHAT COULD FRED DO ON TV?
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I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW.
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HIS BIG ACT AT PARTIES
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IS THE LAMPSHADE
ON HIS HEAD ROUTINE,
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AND I DON'T THINK TELEVISION
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IS THAT DESPERATE YET.
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I DON'T THINK SO EITHER.
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HIYA, GIRLS. WHAT'S THE
BIG CONFERENCE ABOUT?
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WE WERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
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WHAT FRED WILL BE DOING ON TV.
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HE WOULDN'T TELL ME, WILMA.
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BUT I BET IT'S THE
LAMPSHADE ACT.
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IT ALWAYS GOES OVER BIG
WITH THE BOWLING TEAM,
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AND THEY'LL ALL BE HERE TONIGHT.
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OH, WHICH REMINDS ME,
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I HAVE 50 PIZZA PIES TO DEFROST.
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I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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SO LONG, WILMA.
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YEAH, BYE.
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HOW ABOUT THAT FRED?
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WHAT A GUY, HUH?
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YEAH, IMAGINE THE CAPTAIN
OF OUR BOWLING TEAM
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A TV STAR.
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OH, GOSH. ISN'T THIS EXCITING?
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EVERYONE WE KNOW IS HERE.
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YEAH. FRED EVEN INVITED PEOPLE
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HE'S BEEN MAD AT FOR YEARS.
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HEY, BARNEY. WHERE'S FRED?
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I WANT TO GET HIS AUTOGRAPH.
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Fred: GREETINGS, EVERYBODY.
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YABBA-DABBA-DABBA-DOO!
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HA HA HA!
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OH, THAT FRED! HE'S GOT
A LAMPSHADE ON HIS HEAD.
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FRED, TAKE IT OFF.
YOU LOOK SILLY.
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THAT'S THE OLD WARM-UP
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WE CALL IT IN TV-LAND, WILMA.
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WELL, IT'S THE OLD CORN
WE CALL IT AROUND HERE.
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OH, BOY. WOMEN JUST
DON'T DIG FUNNY GAGS.
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WHEN DOES THE SHOW
START, HUH, FRED?
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IN ABOUT ONE MINUTE.
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NOW QUIET, EVERYBODY.
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NO TALKING WHILE
THE PROGRAM'S ON.
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IF YOU HAVE TO
COUGH, GO OUTSIDE.
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THERE. WE'LL TAKE A MINUTE
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FOR THE SET TO WARM UP.
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HEY, I BET FLINTSTONE'S A RIOT.
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SHH!
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I'M SO NERVOUS I COULD
JUMP OUT OF MY SKIN.
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QUIET. QUIET. HERE IT COMES.
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GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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WELCOME TO THE HAPPY HOUR...
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60 MINUTES OF
SPINE-TINGLING SUSPENSE
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GUARANTEED TO KEEP YOU
ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT.
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BUT FIRST, A BRIEF MESSAGE
FROM OUR SPONSOR...
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FAT OFF REDUCING METHOD.
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BEFORE TAKING THE FAT
OFF REDUCING METHOD.
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YOU COULD LOOK LIKE
THIS MAN... ALL LARD.
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AFTER THE FAT OFF METHOD,
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YOU CAN HAVE A
PHYSIQUE LIKE THIS MAN.
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NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.
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BEFORE IS SOFT, FLABBY, A MESS,
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WHILE AFTER IS
HANDSOME, RUGGED, TRIM,
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FIT AS A FIDDLE.
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SO DON'T BE A FLABBY BEFORE
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WHEN YOU CAN BE A MUSCULAR AFTER
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WITH THE FAT OFF
REDUCING METHOD.
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AND NOW, THE HAPPY HOUR.
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WELL, THAT'S IT, FOLKS.
HOW DID YOU LIKE IT?
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HEY, WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
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THEY ALL WENT HOME, FRED.
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THEY WERE ASHAMED FOR YOU.
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ASHAMED FOR ME? I DON'T GET IT.
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I THOUGHT I LOOKED PRETTY GOOD.
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IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT
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IF I WAS THAT FAT BEFORE GUY.
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BUT AS THE AFTER GUY,
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I THOUGHT I SHAPED UP GREAT.
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FRED FLINTSTONE, YOU
WERE THE BEFORE GUY.
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AFTER.
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BEFORE. AFTER.
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BEFORE.
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ALL RIGHT. HOLD IT. HOLD IT!
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WE'LL LET BETTY
AND BARNEY DECIDE.
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NOW, WAS I THE
FAT, LARDY BEFORE,
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OR WAS I THE MUSCULAR,
HANDSOME AFTER?
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TAKE YOUR TIME.
THINK IT OVER. WELL?
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YOU WERE THE FAT,
LARDY BEFORE, FRED.
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THAT'S RIGHT, THE
SOFT, FLABBY ONE.
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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NOT ONLY ARE THEY FALSE FRIENDS,
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BUT THEY BOTH NEED GLASSES.
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THEY ARE NOT FALSE FRIENDS,
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AND YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO NEEDS GLASSES,
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FRED FLINTSTONE.
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COME TO THINK OF IT,
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I THINK I WAS STANDING
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ON THE BEFORE SIDE.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
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TELEVISION ADDS 10 POUNDS
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TO YOUR APPEARANCE.
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WELL, EATING LIKE A HORSE
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HAS ADDED 50 POUNDS TO YOURS.
245
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AND FIRST THING IN THE MORNING,
246
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WE'RE GOING DOWNTOWN
247
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AND HAVE THAT INSULTING
COMMERCIAL STOPPED.
248
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WHEN WE GET THERE,
FRED, YOU KEEP QUIET.
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I'LL DO THE TALKING.
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O.K., WILMA.
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I'LL GIVE THAT B.J.
A PIECE OF MY MIND.
252
00:10:02,552 --> 00:10:04,335
AND ANOTHER THING, YOU OLD GOAT.
253
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,503
IF THAT COMMERCIAL
254
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ISN'T TAKEN OFF THE AIR
IMMEDIATELY, I'LL SUE YOU,
255
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:11,026
REPORT YOU TO THE
FCC, AND SLAP YOUR FACE.
256
00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:14,646
NOW, NOW. CALM
YOURSELF, MRS. FLINTSTONE.
257
00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,359
OF COURSE WE'LL
TAKE IT OFF THE AIR
258
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IF YOU INSIST,
259
00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,150
BUT IT'S A SHAME.
260
00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,886
YOUR HUSBAND WAS A BIG SUCCESS.
261
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,354
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
262
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,634
WE'VE HAD A LOT OF CALLS
263
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:25,956
ABOUT THE METHOD,
264
00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:27,536
AND NOBODY WANTS TO LOOK
265
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,461
LIKE YOUR HUSBAND.
266
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WATCH IT, BUDDY!
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YEAH, WATCH IT, BUDDY.
268
00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,503
WELL, ANYWAY,
269
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,438
GET YOURSELF ANOTHER FAT MAN.
270
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:43,708
MY HUSBAND IS GOING ON
A DIET AND LOSE WEIGHT.
271
00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,359
LOSE WEIGHT?
272
00:10:45,428 --> 00:10:47,695
SAY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
273
00:10:47,764 --> 00:10:49,008
TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO.
274
00:10:49,032 --> 00:10:52,099
IF MR. FLINTSTONE
WILL LOSE 25 POUNDS,
275
00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:54,836
WE WILL PAY HIM $1,000.
276
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,371
$1,000? WHY?
277
00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,718
WELL, DON'T YOU GET IT?
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WE CAN SHOW HOW MUCH BETTER
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ANYONE CAN LOOK
280
00:11:00,844 --> 00:11:02,689
BY TAKING OFF 25 POUNDS
281
00:11:02,713 --> 00:11:04,056
AND FEEL BETTER, TOO.
282
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,479
IS IT A DEAL?
283
00:11:05,549 --> 00:11:08,550
1,000 SMACKEROOS?
BOY, YOU GOT A DEAL.
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00:11:08,618 --> 00:11:09,629
GOOD, GOOD.
285
00:11:09,653 --> 00:11:11,531
WE'LL START THE CAMPAIGN ROLLING
286
00:11:11,555 --> 00:11:13,599
WITH A WEIGH-IN TONIGHT ON TV,
287
00:11:13,623 --> 00:11:15,289
COAST TO COAST.
288
00:11:17,527 --> 00:11:18,560
DO YOU THINK FRED
289
00:11:18,628 --> 00:11:21,129
CAN REALLY LOSE
25 POUNDS, WILMA?
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00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:22,258
IF HE STICKS TO THE DIET,
291
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,414
THE DOCTOR PUT HIM ON
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00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:24,483
HE CAN.
293
00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:25,984
BUT FRED'S APPETITE.
294
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,386
HE'S ALWAYS EATING SNACKS.
295
00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,889
FRED'S GOT AN APPETITE
FOR MONEY, TOO.
296
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:33,857
IT'S GONNA BE A BATTLE
BETWEEN THE SNACKEROOS
297
00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:36,294
AND THE SMACKEROOS, EH, WILMA?
298
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,196
HA HA HA!
299
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,032
THAT'S THE LINEUP, BARNEY.
300
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,666
TURN THE TV ON.
301
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IT'S TIME FOR THE HAPPY HOUR.
302
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,371
RIGHT, WILMA.
303
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:52,110
GOOD EVENING, FRIENDS.
WELCOME TO THE HAPPY HOUR.
304
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:56,414
TONIGHT, WE BRING YOU THE
START OF A VERY UNUSUAL CONTEST.
305
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:59,017
THE FAT OFF REDUCING
METHOD IS SO SURE
306
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:01,586
YOU CAN LOOK
BETTER BY BEING SLIM
307
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:05,723
THAT WE ARE GOING TO PAY
AN OVERWEIGHT PERSON $1,000
308
00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:09,393
IF HE WILL LOSE 25
POUNDS IN 1 MONTH.
309
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,362
AND HERE IS OUR CONTESTANT...
310
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,564
FRED FLINTSTONE.
311
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HI, ALL MY FRIENDS
OUT THERE IN TV-LAND,
312
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:18,837
ESPECIALLY MY DEAR WIFE, WILMA,
313
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,639
AND MY DEAR NEIGHBORS,
BARNEY AND BETTY RUBBLE.
314
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,208
MR. FLINTSTONE.
315
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AND ALL THE GANG
316
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DOWN AT THE BEDROCK
BOWLING ALLEY.
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MR. FLINTSTONE.
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I ALSO WANT TO SAY HELLO
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TO MY FELLOW MEMBERS
320
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,817
AT THE PEBBLE STREET
SNOOKER SOCIETY
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00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,986
AND TO ALL THE BOYS...
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00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,504
MR. FLINTSTONE, PLEASE.
323
00:12:36,573 --> 00:12:39,641
WE'RE ONLY ON THE
AIR FOR ONE HOUR.
324
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AND NOW FOR THE WEIGH-IN,
325
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SUPERVISED BY AN OFFICIAL
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FROM THE BUREAU OF
WEIGHTS AND MEASURES.
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00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:50,651
UH, 225 POUNDS.
328
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,820
THERE IT IS, MR. FLINTSTONE.
329
00:12:52,889 --> 00:12:57,124
$1,000 IS YOURS IF
YOU LOSE 25 POUNDS
330
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,659
IN ONE MONTH.
331
00:12:58,728 --> 00:13:00,828
GOOD LUCK, FAT FREDDY.
332
00:13:00,897 --> 00:13:03,931
FAT FREDDY. HEY,
THAT'S A HOT ONE.
333
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,667
HA HA HA!
334
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,456
WELL, FIRST DAY OF THE BIG DIET,
335
00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:13,691
HUH, FAT FREDDY?
336
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,920
YEAH, BARNEY.
337
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:18,696
IT'S DO OR DIET. GET IT? HA HA!
338
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,881
IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH ON YOU.
339
00:13:20,951 --> 00:13:22,461
TOUGH ON ME? WHY?
340
00:13:22,485 --> 00:13:24,986
YOU SURE LIKE TO STORE
THE GROCERIES AWAY, FRED.
341
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:28,206
OH, YOU FORGET I GOT
WILLPOWER, BARNEY.
342
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,102
IF I SET OUT TO DO A THING,
343
00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:32,076
I SEE THAT IT GETS DONE,
344
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,023
AND I'M GONNA STICK TO MY DIET
345
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,513
AND WIN THAT MONEY.
346
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,115
I HOPE SO, FRED.
347
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,562
SOME GUYS ARE
SLAVES TO FOOD. NOT ME.
348
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,666
I'M ITS MASTER.
349
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,720
THAT'S RIGHT.
350
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,421
I'VE SEEN YOU MASTER
SOME PRETTY BIG MEALS.
351
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,924
WELL, HERE'S MY CORNER, FRED.
352
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,459
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
353
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:49,861
GOOD NIGHT, BARNEY.
354
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:58,736
ACCORDING TO MY INTUITION,
IT SHOULD GO OFF ABOUT NOW.
355
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,304
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
356
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,340
LUNCHTIME!
357
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,077
HELLO, FRED.
358
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,344
HI, CHARLIE.
359
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,313
SAW YOU ON TV LAST NIGHT.
360
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,982
THINK YOU'LL WIN
THE 1,000 BUCKS?
361
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,527
SURE, IT'S A CINCH.
362
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:15,286
I DON'T KNOW, FRED.
YOU LIKE FOOD TOO MUCH.
363
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,755
WHEN A GUY PUTS FOOD
BEFORE EVERYTHING ELSE,
364
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,456
HE JUST CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.
365
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,893
IT ALL BOILS DOWN
TO CALORIES, FRED.
366
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:25,462
THE MORE CALORIES,
THE MORE WEIGHT.
367
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,998
HA HA HA! PERISCOPE.
368
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,800
I KNOW, I KNOW.
369
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,868
A SUBMARINE SANDWICH.
370
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,436
CELERY.
371
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,939
MMM, BOY.
372
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,011
EVERYBODY GETS
TO EAT. I GET CELERY.
373
00:14:53,676 --> 00:14:57,110
SORRY, CHARLIE.
SIGHTED SUB, SANK SAME.
374
00:14:57,179 --> 00:15:01,249
HA HA HA!
375
00:15:04,254 --> 00:15:05,286
IT'S BEEN A WEEK
376
00:15:05,355 --> 00:15:08,022
SINCE FRED STARTED
OPERATION DIET.
377
00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:09,957
WHAT HAS HE LOST SO FAR?
378
00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:12,493
SO FAR ALL HE'S
LOST IS HIS TEMPER,
379
00:15:12,562 --> 00:15:14,473
NOT ONE OUNCE OF WEIGHT.
380
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,464
MAYBE HE'S RAIDING THE ICEBOX.
381
00:15:16,532 --> 00:15:18,966
HE PROMISED ME HE
WOULDN'T, BARNEY.
382
00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:20,646
BESIDES, I'VE GOT IT HOOKED UP
383
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,847
TO AN ALARM DEVICE.
384
00:15:21,871 --> 00:15:23,849
IF HE OPENS THE
DOOR, I'D KNOW IT.
385
00:15:23,873 --> 00:15:25,739
[EXPLOSION]
386
00:15:25,808 --> 00:15:27,353
GOOD GRIEF. WHAT'S THAT?
387
00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:28,843
THE ICEBOX.
388
00:15:28,911 --> 00:15:30,278
WILMA!
389
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,779
YES, FRED?
390
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,492
BOOBY-TRAPPING THE ICEBOX
391
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:36,650
WAS A LOW-DOWN,
DESPICABLE TRICK.
392
00:15:36,719 --> 00:15:38,619
FINE THING WHEN A WIFE
393
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,648
DOESN'T TRUST HER HUSBAND.
394
00:15:42,392 --> 00:15:45,459
[SNORING]
395
00:15:49,332 --> 00:15:50,998
WILMA?
396
00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:53,901
GOOD. SHE'S ASLEEP.
397
00:15:53,969 --> 00:15:56,087
NOW IS MY CHANCE.
398
00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:03,177
SHE'S PROBABLY STILL
GOT THAT ALARM ON.
399
00:16:04,747 --> 00:16:08,082
HEY, BARNEY'S ICEBOX...
400
00:16:08,151 --> 00:16:11,018
AND THEY'RE BOTH
SOUND SLEEPERS, TOO.
401
00:16:13,356 --> 00:16:15,556
HA HA HA!
402
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:21,112
HA HA HA.
403
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,881
WILMA THINKS SHE'S SO SMART,
404
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:28,051
BUT I HAPPEN TO BE
A LITTLE SMARTER.
405
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,871
[BOOM]
406
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,579
WILMA ASKED US TO
HOOK UP THAT TRAP
407
00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:40,581
AS A FAVOR TO YOU, FRED.
408
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,346
I'M SORRY ABOUT
LAST NIGHT, FRED.
409
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,864
BUT WE'RE ALL TRYING TO HELP YOU
410
00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:47,137
WIN THAT $1,000.
411
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,473
I KNOW, BARNEY,
412
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,108
BUT I JUST CAN'T KEEP
AWAY FROM FOOD.
413
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,044
WHEN I COUNT SHEEP AT
NIGHT TO HELP ME GO TO SLEEP,
414
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:56,747
THE SHEEP ALL TURN
INTO LAMB CHOPS.
415
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,732
THE WHOLE TOWN
WILL BE LAUGHING AT ME
416
00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:01,102
IF I DON'T TAKE OFF 25 POUNDS.
417
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,347
IT'S NO USE TRYING TO DO IT
418
00:17:02,371 --> 00:17:03,548
BY YOURSELF, FRED.
419
00:17:03,572 --> 00:17:05,250
YOU NEED HELP FROM F.A.
420
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,074
AND WHO IS F.A.?
421
00:17:07,143 --> 00:17:08,842
NOT WHO, FRED. WHAT.
422
00:17:08,911 --> 00:17:11,462
F.A. STANDS FOR
"FOOD ANONYMOUS."
423
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,930
FOOD ANONYMOUS?
424
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,060
THAT'S RIGHT, FRED.
IT'S A BUNCH OF GUYS
425
00:17:15,084 --> 00:17:17,501
WHO HAVE KICKED
THE OVEREATING HABIT.
426
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,837
GOSH. YOU THINK
THEY COULD HELP ME?
427
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,184
OH, SURE. THEY'RE A
SWELL BUNCH OF GUYS,
428
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,802
AND THEY ALL HELP EACH OTHER.
429
00:17:23,826 --> 00:17:25,093
LIKE...
430
00:17:25,161 --> 00:17:26,093
LIKE, SUPPOSING
YOU WANTED TO GET
431
00:17:26,162 --> 00:17:27,672
SOME CANDY FROM A MACHINE.
432
00:17:27,696 --> 00:17:28,930
YEAH, YEAH?
433
00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:30,075
JUST AS YOU TRIED
434
00:17:30,099 --> 00:17:31,210
TO PUT THE COIN IN THE SLOT,
435
00:17:31,234 --> 00:17:32,878
A FOOD ANONYMOUS MEMBER
436
00:17:32,902 --> 00:17:34,046
WOULD TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU.
437
00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:37,070
OH, GEE. THAT'S THE
KIND OF HELP I NEED.
438
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:40,041
COME ON, LET'S GO SEE THEM.
439
00:17:40,109 --> 00:17:43,327
DEAR FELLOW MEMBERS
OF FOOD ANONYMOUS,
440
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,107
WE HAVE WITH US TODAY
441
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:48,265
ANOTHER UNFORTUNATE
MAN WITH A PROBLEM.
442
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:49,700
HE NEEDS HELP,
443
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,769
AND I'VE TOLD HIM, FIRST,
444
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,149
HE MUST FACE UP TO THE FACT
445
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,739
THAT HE IS AN EATER.
446
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,608
HEAR, HEAR.
447
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,887
I THOUGHT THAT SOME OF US
448
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,279
COULD TELL HIM OF THE
PROBLEMS WE'VE HAD
449
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,192
AND HOW WE OVERCAME THEM.
450
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,648
YES, FRANK?
451
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:09,069
I USED TO BE ON
A PIZZA PIE KICK.
452
00:18:09,138 --> 00:18:12,672
IN BETWEEN MEALS,
I'D EAT PIZZA PIE.
453
00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:13,874
I USED TO HIDE THEM
454
00:18:13,943 --> 00:18:16,877
IN THE GLOVE
COMPARTMENT OF MY CAR,
455
00:18:16,946 --> 00:18:18,996
IN MY LOCKER AT THE SHOP.
456
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,665
I COULDN'T SLEEP NIGHTS.
457
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,084
I'D GET OUT OF BED
AND DRIVE AROUND
458
00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:27,588
LOOKING FOR AN
ALL-NIGHT PIZZA PIE STAND.
459
00:18:27,657 --> 00:18:32,026
BUT WHEN I JOINED FOOD
ANONYMOUS, IT ALL STOPPED.
460
00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:34,127
WITH THE HELP OF YOU FELLAS,
461
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:38,032
PIZZA PIES MEAN
NOTHING TO ME NOW.
462
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,367
GEE...
463
00:18:39,435 --> 00:18:41,369
THANKS FOR LETTING
ME JOIN, FELLAS.
464
00:18:41,437 --> 00:18:43,737
I'LL DO MY BEST TO MAKE GOOD.
465
00:18:43,806 --> 00:18:46,286
YOU WON'T BE ALONE
IN YOUR FIGHT, FRED.
466
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,903
WE'LL ALL BE HELPING YOU,
467
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,127
AND YOU'LL BE ABLE
468
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:50,906
TO RECOGNIZE FELLOW MEMBERS
469
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,162
BY THIS SIGN.
470
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,764
OINK, OINK, OINK!
471
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,033
HEY, I LIKE THAT.
472
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,567
OINK, OINK, OINK!
473
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,169
HEAR, HEAR.
474
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,239
HOW'S FRED BEEN DOING,
475
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,041
WITH HIS REDUCING DIET, WILMA?
476
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,243
THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE WEEK LEFT.
477
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,290
I THINK HE'S TAKEN
SOME WEIGHT OFF,
478
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,424
BUT HE'S SO GROUCHY.
479
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,126
I CAN'T FIND OUT FOR SURE.
480
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,517
OH, I FEEL SORRY FOR FRED.
481
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,853
HE LIKES HIS FOOD SO MUCH.
482
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:16,854
OH, GOODNESS.
483
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,055
WHAT'S WRONG, WILMA?
484
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,951
THE WAX FRUIT HAS DISAPPEARED.
485
00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:21,142
FRED?
486
00:19:21,211 --> 00:19:23,710
WHO ELSE? BUT I'M NOT WORRIED.
487
00:19:23,779 --> 00:19:25,846
THERE ARE NO
CALORIES IN WAX FRUIT.
488
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:29,283
WHERE IS THE OLD
DEAR NOW, WILMA?
489
00:19:29,352 --> 00:19:31,718
HE'S OUTSIDE PLAYING WITH DINO.
490
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,389
[GRR]
491
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:38,559
NICE DINO. NICE DINO.
492
00:19:38,627 --> 00:19:41,295
LET FRED JUST LOOK
AT WHAT YOU GOT
493
00:19:41,364 --> 00:19:42,296
IN THE DISH.
494
00:19:42,365 --> 00:19:43,442
COME ON NOW. COME ON.
495
00:19:43,466 --> 00:19:45,410
I'M THE GUY WHO
BOUGHT IT FOR YOU.
496
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,335
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE MAN'S BEST FRIEND,
497
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,603
AND, BEST FRIEND,
498
00:19:49,672 --> 00:19:51,422
I AM TAKING THAT BONE.
499
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,550
[DINO GROWLING]
500
00:19:52,574 --> 00:19:53,507
OUCH!
501
00:19:53,575 --> 00:19:54,674
WHAT WAS THAT?
502
00:19:54,743 --> 00:19:57,211
OH, FRED MUST BE
AT DINO'S FOOD AGAIN.
503
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,678
BUT DINO'S SMART.
504
00:19:58,747 --> 00:20:00,459
HE BURIES HIS BONE AT NIGHT
505
00:20:00,483 --> 00:20:02,083
WHEN FRED'S ASLEEP.
506
00:20:02,151 --> 00:20:04,118
HA HA HA!
507
00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:06,753
I JUST GOT TO GET SOME FOOD.
508
00:20:06,822 --> 00:20:09,890
EVERY NERVE IN ME IS YELLING
FOR A BRONTOSAURUS BURGER.
509
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,826
I CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER.
510
00:20:11,894 --> 00:20:16,914
AL, AL, I DON'T CARE WHAT
YOU PROMISED WILMA, AL.
511
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:20,251
I NEED SOME FOOD.
AL, AL, JUST ONE...
512
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:22,052
ONE LITTLE BRONTOSAURUS BURGER.
513
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:25,189
NO ONE WILL KNOW.
WHAT HARM CAN IT DO?
514
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,823
O.K., FRED.
515
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,803
WILMA WILL KILL ME FOR THIS,
516
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:31,262
BUT I CAN'T STAND
TO SEE YOU SUFFER.
517
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:35,566
THANKS. THANKS, AL.
YOU'RE A REAL GOOD GUY.
518
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:39,370
THAT'S IT. YES. PUT
EVERYTHING ON IT.
519
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,105
DON'T HOLD BACK ANYTHING.
520
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:44,040
MORE RELISH. MORE, MORE, MORE.
521
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,343
AND THE PICKLES. HO HO HO!
522
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,544
DON'T FORGET THE PICKLES.
523
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:49,080
HERE YOU ARE, FRED.
524
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,884
HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
525
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,451
GIVE ME BACK THAT BURGER!
526
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,520
TSK, TSK, TSK, TSK.
527
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,389
OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK!
528
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:02,125
FOOD ANONYMOUS... I
FORGOT ABOUT THOSE GUYS.
529
00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:05,129
O.K. IT'S WAR, A BATTLE OF WITS.
530
00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:06,441
WILMA HAS EVERYONE IN TOWN
531
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:07,998
REFUSING TO SELL ME FOOD.
532
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:09,883
THE FOOD ANONYMOUS
SPIES ARE AFTER ME,
533
00:21:09,952 --> 00:21:11,235
BUT I'LL BEAT THEM.
534
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,070
I'LL BEAT THEM AT
THEIR OWN GAME.
535
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,873
NO ONE CAN OUTFOX
FRED FLINTSTONE.
536
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,842
HA HA HA!
537
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:22,263
POOR FRED. HE'S CRACKING.
538
00:21:22,331 --> 00:21:27,234
COSTUMES. THAT'S
IT. I'LL FOOL THEM ALL.
539
00:21:27,303 --> 00:21:28,469
AND WITH THIS HAT ON,
540
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,439
I GUARANTEE YOUR OWN
MOTHER WON'T RECOGNIZE YOU.
541
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:34,241
GOOD, GOOD!
542
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:39,262
NOW I CAN GO ANYPLACE
IN TOWN AND EAT.
543
00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,764
HIYA, FRED.
544
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:45,903
HI, MR. FLINTSTONE.
BACK SO SOON?
545
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:49,206
HOW WAS THE PARTY?
546
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,859
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
547
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:57,214
BROTHER FLINTSTONE HAS
GIVEN US QUITE A TUSSLE,
548
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,415
BUT WE'RE WINNING.
549
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,364
HE ISN'T GETTING ANY EXTRA FOOD.
550
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:02,197
BUT HE'S GOING TO GET DESPERATE
551
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:03,587
THESE LAST FEW DAYS.
552
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:04,588
SO KEEP ON HIM.
553
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:05,822
DON'T LET HIM DOWN.
554
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,457
HEAR, HEAR.
555
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,196
HA HA HA!
556
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,431
HEY!
557
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,378
COME BACK HERE WITH THAT PIE!
558
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,013
SOMEBODY STOP HIM!
559
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,747
CALL THE POLICE! QUICK!
560
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:23,540
I GOT IT. I GOT IT! HA HA HA!
561
00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:24,875
FOOD! FOOD!
562
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,104
HA HA HA!
563
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:33,250
OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK!
564
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,419
HA HA HA!
565
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:40,391
OINK, OINK, OINK!
566
00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:44,681
OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK!
567
00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,280
WELL, TONIGHT'S
THE BIG NIGHT, WILMA.
568
00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:53,204
DID FRED LOSE ENOUGH WEIGHT?
569
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:54,704
I DON'T KNOW, BETTY.
570
00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:56,051
HE'S BEEN SO MEAN AND IRRITABLE
571
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,475
HE HASN'T SPOKEN TO
ME FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS.
572
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,155
ALL HE DOES IS GROWL.
573
00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,179
HA HA HA!
574
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:03,380
WE'LL SOON FIND OUT.
575
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:06,250
BARNEY'S WAITING TO
DRIVE US TO THE TV STATION.
576
00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:07,417
SO WE BETTER HURRY.
577
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:10,271
COME ON, FRED.
WE'RE LEAVING NOW.
578
00:23:10,339 --> 00:23:12,206
ROAR!
579
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,572
COME ON, FRED. CHEER UP.
580
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,173
YOU CAN EAT ALL YOU
WANT AFTER THE SHOW.
581
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,964
GRR!
582
00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,703
GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
583
00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:28,672
THIS IS THE NIGHT FRED
FLINTSTONE RETURNS
584
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:32,075
TO SEE IF HE COLLECTS $1,000
585
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:34,044
FOR LOSING 25 POUNDS.
586
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:36,914
GRR!
587
00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:39,416
WILL YOU STEP ON THE SCALES,
MR. FLINTSTONE, PLEASE?
588
00:23:39,484 --> 00:23:40,918
GRR!
589
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,486
GOOD LUCK, FRED.
590
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:46,424
OUR OFFICIAL IS NOW
READY TO CHECK THE WEIGHT,
591
00:23:46,492 --> 00:23:48,158
AND IT'S...
592
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:52,496
200 POUNDS ON THE NOSE!
593
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,632
HE WON! HE WON!
594
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:55,633
HEE HEE!
595
00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:58,034
I KNEW YOU COULD
DO IT, FREDDY-BOY.
596
00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,036
OH, THANK GOODNESS
IT'S ALL OVER.
597
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,805
NOW FRED CAN EAT HIS WAY BACK
598
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,774
TO BEING A NICE GUY AGAIN.
599
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,976
HERE YOU ARE, MR. FLINTSTONE.
600
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,723
NOW, WILL YOU SAY A FEW WORDS
601
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,079
TO THE TV AUDIENCE?
602
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:12,816
I CAN'T. I GOT AN
IMPORTANT CALL TO MAKE.
603
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:15,853
HELLO. FOOD ANONYMOUS?
FRED FLINTSTONE SPEAKING.
604
00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:18,488
THANKS FOR THE HELP,
BUT I CAN'T TAKE IT.
605
00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,323
I AM RESIGNING.
606
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,693
YUP, THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M A WEAKLING.
607
00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,461
I'M A WEAKLING'S WEAKLING.
608
00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:27,497
I AM A WEAKLING
BECAUSE I NEED FOOD...
609
00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:29,166
LOTS OF FOOD.
610
00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:30,300
GOOD-BYE.
611
00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:31,301
HEY, GANG,
612
00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:33,837
I JUST RESIGNED FROM
FOOD ANONYMOUS,
613
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,190
AND, BOY, ARE WE
GOING TO TIE ONE ON...
614
00:24:36,258 --> 00:24:37,857
FEED BAG, THAT IS.
615
00:24:37,926 --> 00:24:40,794
YABBA-DABBA-DOO!
616
00:24:40,862 --> 00:24:43,163
OH, FRED'S HIS OLD SELF AGAIN.
617
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,366
ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?
618
00:24:45,434 --> 00:24:50,370
O.K. I OFFICIALLY
DECLARE MY DIET ENDED.
619
00:24:50,439 --> 00:24:51,471
LET'S EAT.
620
00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:53,173
OH, BOY,
621
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:58,278
THIS STUFFED PTERODACTYL
IS GONNA TASTE GOOD.
622
00:24:58,347 --> 00:24:59,880
OH, NO!
623
00:24:59,949 --> 00:25:02,382
OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK!
624
00:25:02,451 --> 00:25:04,546
CALL THE OFFICE.
THEY'LL TELL YOU.
625
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:05,735
I RESIGNED.
626
00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:07,764
DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
627
00:25:07,790 --> 00:25:09,055
CALL THE OFFICE.
628
00:25:09,124 --> 00:25:10,469
GIVE ME BACK MY DINNER.
629
00:25:10,493 --> 00:25:12,103
I RESIGNED, I TELL YOU!
630
00:25:12,127 --> 00:25:14,411
I RESIGNED!
631
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,897
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
FRED'S STILL ON A DIET,
632
00:25:16,966 --> 00:25:18,565
WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT.
633
00:25:18,634 --> 00:25:20,767
HA HA HA!
634
00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:29,927
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
635
00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:33,296
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE... www.ncicap.org...
636
00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:05,528
WILMA!
637
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,968
WILMA!
638
00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:11,969
COME ON, WILMA!
639
00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:14,304
OPEN THIS DOOR!
640
00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:16,907
WILMA!
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