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Wilma, where are you?
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I'm here, Fred, under the bed.
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- Under the bed?
- That's what I said.
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Did the big bad prowler scare you?
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I forgot my loot.
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The prowler!
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Fred, you'd better hurry,
or you'll be late for work.
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I'm hurrying.
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I'll be with you as soon as I shave.
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Fred, it would be nice
if you were ready just once...
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- when Barney comes to pick you up.
- I'm ready.
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- Where's breakfast?
- It's ready.
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Three-and-a-half hours
soft-boiled dodo egg coming up.
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And don't leave half of it as usual.
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Just get me my toast
and maybe I can leave.
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- What was that?
- Search me?
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Sounds like it came from Barney's house.
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Anything could come from Barney's house.
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Step on it, Fred, we're going to be late.
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Hold it, Barney.
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What's going on at your house?
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Like, meaning what?
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Like, meaning that, that's what.
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- Oh, that. That's Betty.
- That's Betty?
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Sure, she's taking judo lessons.
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Judo lessons? What for?
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What's with you, Fred,
don't you read the papers?
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"Citizens warned to be on lookout
for phantom burglar."
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- So, why the judo?
- A woman's gotta protect herself.
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What about you?
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She'll protect me, too.
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Oh, boy.
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It's getting late, fellas.
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Yeah, let's get going.
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Wait till the fellas down at work
get a load of this.
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Barney's wife taking judo lessons
to protect him.
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Wilma, better hurry up.
They're waiting for you.
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Okay.
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They're waiting for what?
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And who's they?
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They is Betty and Professor Rockimoto...
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and they are waiting for me.
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Hold it.
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You are not taking judo lessons.
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That is final, clear,
and once and for all, no.
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What's wrong with
trying to protect myself?
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- What about me?
- I'll protect you, too.
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Yeah, Fred, wait till the guys at work
hear about your wife...
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taking judo lessons to protect you.
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Out!
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Is Wilma there?
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Hi, Betty, I thought it would be you.
Listen, the judo lessons are out.
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- No.
- It's no judo lesson.
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You know it's not the lessons,
it's the money.
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That's for sure.
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Wait till he finds out
I already paid for the first lesson.
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You might as well take it.
The Professor's still here.
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And I don't think he's the refund type.
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That for sure.
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Maybe one lesson is all you need.
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No, I guess you'll need more.
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- So very sorry.
- So is she.
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Save me a seat, I'll be back in a minute.
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So, now you are ready
for lesson number one.
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Ready but not willing.
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Here we go.
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One thing about judo,
you take a polite beating.
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- Does it hurt?
- Only when I'm sitting.
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What hurts more
is that I paid for 10 lessons.
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That for sure.
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That for very dang sure.
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- Hiya, Fred.
- Hop in, Barney.
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- Sounds like you need new brakes.
- You can say that again.
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Look at the paper. How about that.
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How about what?
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"Prowler strikes again.
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"Burglar proves too elusive for police."
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You don't have to worry.
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Your wife is gonna protect you with judo.
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Yeah, she's doing real good, too.
She's taking her fifth lesson today.
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Fifth lesson? You mean
you're still letting her take lessons?
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- And what's wrong with that?
- What's wrong with it?
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It's going to cost me money,
that's what's wrong with it.
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- Cost you money?
- Indubitably.
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I might go so far as to say
in-double-dubitably.
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If you let Betty have judo lessons,
next she'll be taking up jai alai...
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then free-for-all wrestling,
next the bongo drums.
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How many times can I say no?
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- I'm asking you.
- So it's all my fault?
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Certainly, it's your fault.
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You start learning to say no,
and we'll all be ahead.
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You heard me tell Wilma...
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no judo lessons, that's final, clear...
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and once and for all, no judo lessons.
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Greetings.
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Greetings, neighbor.
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Ready for honorable lesson number five?
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Ready, honorable neighbor.
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There's nothing to it.
I get a stranglehold on your sleeve...
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and I toss you onto that pile of pillows
over there.
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You mean that itty-bitty pile of pillows
way over there?
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Fred isn't going to like this.
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Relax, he won't care.
I'm giving you my lessons free.
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- I don't think I'm going to like it either.
- Here goes.
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You missed.
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I missed? Who threw who?
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It doesn't make any difference.
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Prowlers aren't supposed to
land on pillows.
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- Now she tells me.
- Okay, now it's your turn.
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You mean I throw you?
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- I'm going to like that.
- Now, I'm a prowler.
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I pick the lock on this door. You hear it.
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Your heart's pounding with excitement.
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You see the prowler's hand
reaching inside.
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Reaching, reaching.
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- What do you do?
- I scream for Fred.
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That won't do you any good.
Fred's under the bed.
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- What else do you do?
- I faint. That's what else.
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- No.
- What else is there?
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You grab his arm
and you give him what I just gave you.
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Free judo lesson number five.
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What a time to start teaching anybody.
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Okay, I'll pretend I'm the prowler.
I'll go outside.
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When I open the door, you grab my arm
and you flip me across the room.
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Now remember your lesson.
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Okay, I grab his arm...
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I apply free lesson number five.
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- Let me know when you're ready.
- Just a minute, I'm thinking.
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- Hiya, Betty.
- Hello, Fred.
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Made good time tonight. Traffic was light.
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- By the way, Barney's starving.
- He is?
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I better head home and get his dinner.
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Wilma. Fred, no!
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You're home early, Fred.
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You've been taking judo lessons.
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What did you say?
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I didn't say anything. I'm thinking.
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It's either the lawn mower,
or I can hear you thinking.
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And I know what you're thinking.
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And I still think it's okay
for a woman to take judo lessons.
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I don't. It's a waste of money,
and it's a waste of time talking to you.
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At least I don't have to hide under the bed
if the prowler shows up!
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- Who said I did?
- Wilma told Betty.
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She heard a noise
and tried to get under the bed.
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And she couldn't. You were there first.
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All right, smart guy,
let's see who gets under the bed tonight.
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I'll prove to you
you're wasting your money.
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Like how?
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After you've gone to bed,
I'll sneak in, dressed like a burglar.
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Then what do you think your wife will do?
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She'll say, "Hello, Fred, why steal it?
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"Just borrow it as usual."
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All right, funny man...
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if she doesn't scream for help
and jump under the bed...
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I'll pay for the judo lessons.
Okay? Is that a bet?
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It's a bet.
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I'd be less than a husband
if I didn't stand behind my wife.
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With her judo lessons,
it's the safest place to be.
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Good night, Fred.
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Where's my ear plugs?
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A real sneaky exit, if I say so myself.
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The masked prowler strikes again.
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Now we'll see who screams
and jumps under the bed.
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What is this?
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Two of us
working the same neighborhood?
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I'd better practice
some prowler routines before I go in.
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Let's see. All right, you guys,
I've got you covered.
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Don't move a muscle or I'll blast you, see.
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I don't believe it.
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I must be having hallucinations.
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What is this, anyway, amateur night?
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A couple of screwy faces
ought to send her under the bed in a hurry.
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Like...
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I'm going to report that guy
to the prowlers union.
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Next thing you know
he'll try something unethical...
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like going in the front door.
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And he is!
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Barney said he'd leave the door open.
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How about that. It's locked.
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I'll have to try the window.
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I've got to admit, he's got style.
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I'd better hit that house over there
before he gets to it.
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Barney.
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Give me a hand through the window.
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I don't think we ought to
go through with it, Fred.
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No, you don't, I'm going to prove...
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this judo is a waste of time and money
once and for all.
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Now come on, give me a hand.
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Okay, Fred, you're asking for it.
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All right, now heave.
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How do you like that.
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I never get that kind of cooperation
when I rob a house.
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Boy, you're a big one.
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Shut up and heave.
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Okay! Heave!
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Help! Barney, get me out of here!
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Just a minute, Fred,
I'll have you out in a jiffy.
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Hurry up, I can't breathe.
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I think the number five mallet
will do the trick.
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Steady, Fred.
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I bat a sticky wicket.
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Fore!
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What a shot. A hole in one.
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All right, come on, open the door.
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I can't, Fred. It locked when I came out.
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Oh, boy.
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Okay, now, give me boost in the window.
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Gee, I don't know, Fred, you're pretty fat.
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Never mind that, wise guy,
make with the hands.
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I'm telling you you're too heavy.
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Easy now. One, two, alley...
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Can't you do anything right?
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Why don't we do it the easy way, Fred?
I'll get the ladder.
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The ladder? Yeah.
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I was just about to suggest that.
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Now hold it till I get in.
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Hold it steady.
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- I'm doing my best, Fred.
- That ain't enough, you've got to...
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- She didn't wake up.
- I know. She sleeps like a rock.
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Maybe you ought to come back tomorrow.
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You're out of your mind.
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- Now, go on over there and wake her up.
- She's not going to like it.
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And she wakes up awfully mean
and cranky.
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Stop yakking, a bet's a bet.
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You asked for it. Betty.
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Let me sleep five more minutes, Barney.
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There's a prowler here to see you.
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Tell him we don't want any.
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Prowler!
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Help, Barney!
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See, what did I tell you, Barney?
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Help, Barney!
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Head for the hills!
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I told him she wakes up awful mean
and cranky.
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That judo's dangerous.
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I hope Wilma didn't wake up.
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Talk about nerve.
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Burgle two houses in one night?
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Ain't you being a little greedy, buster?
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- But it's mine.
- And who saw it first?
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Out!
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It's the prowler. I got to help Wilma.
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I said beat it!
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I'd better call the police.
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00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:52,933
I'll use Barney's phone.
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Barney, he's back. Help!
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Help, Barney! Call the police.
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She needs the police?
249
00:18:13,554 --> 00:18:16,387
That's what I've been trying to tell you.
250
00:18:16,757 --> 00:18:19,419
You mean that was Fred...
251
00:18:19,727 --> 00:18:22,127
and it wasn't the prowler at all?
252
00:18:22,196 --> 00:18:25,427
Not at all, just old Fred.
253
00:18:27,101 --> 00:18:31,800
I'm going to tell Wilma
about her big fat practical joker...
254
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before he scares her to death.
255
00:18:41,148 --> 00:18:42,376
Hello?
256
00:18:42,449 --> 00:18:43,609
Is Wilma there?
257
00:18:43,684 --> 00:18:45,811
Yeah, she's here.
258
00:18:46,253 --> 00:18:47,720
It's for you.
259
00:18:48,422 --> 00:18:50,754
Thanks. Hello?
260
00:18:53,093 --> 00:18:55,357
Gee, dames.
261
00:18:56,397 --> 00:18:57,728
That's Wilma.
262
00:18:58,566 --> 00:19:00,397
I'm coming, honey.
263
00:19:00,968 --> 00:19:02,595
Wilma, what's wrong?
264
00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:05,468
The prowler, he's here.
265
00:19:05,573 --> 00:19:08,337
No, it's not. It's Fred.
266
00:19:08,842 --> 00:19:10,605
- Fred?
- Fred?
267
00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:15,810
He's not in bed. Lessons two and three?
268
00:19:17,685 --> 00:19:19,312
Serves him right.
269
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:23,251
I'll give him lessons four and five
if he tries it on me again.
270
00:19:23,557 --> 00:19:26,993
If he's laid a finger on her
I'll tear him apart.
271
00:19:31,632 --> 00:19:33,099
Are you okay?
272
00:19:34,668 --> 00:19:39,196
It is the prowler.
Luckily, I have had judo lessons...
273
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:43,642
which my chintzy husband
didn't want to pay for.
274
00:19:48,816 --> 00:19:52,115
Buster, haven't we met before?
275
00:19:53,621 --> 00:19:56,522
Believe it or not, he tried it again.
276
00:19:57,825 --> 00:20:00,191
You gave him lesson number three?
277
00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:03,859
Oh, boy. Poor Fred.
278
00:20:04,498 --> 00:20:08,195
I wish he'd come back here again.
I like the practice.
279
00:20:09,036 --> 00:20:13,063
So it's you.
You don't seem to get the message.
280
00:20:13,307 --> 00:20:15,502
Jump me when I'm not looking, huh?
281
00:20:16,010 --> 00:20:19,502
For the last time, out. And stay out.
282
00:20:24,752 --> 00:20:28,153
I better stay here and think things over.
283
00:20:28,922 --> 00:20:31,390
Maybe Fred will change his mind now.
284
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:35,417
You mean, to let you take judo lessons?
I doubt it.
285
00:20:36,296 --> 00:20:37,820
One thing for sure...
286
00:20:37,898 --> 00:20:41,095
he won't be trying that burglar bit again
in a hurry.
287
00:20:41,235 --> 00:20:42,634
He's had it.
288
00:20:43,837 --> 00:20:48,137
Believe it or not, he just
won't quit playing cops and robbers.
289
00:20:48,575 --> 00:20:50,167
He's at it again.
290
00:20:50,244 --> 00:20:52,644
- What are you going to do?
- Judo lesson five.
291
00:20:52,713 --> 00:20:54,681
Give him lesson number five?
292
00:20:55,382 --> 00:20:56,974
He asked for it.
293
00:21:01,955 --> 00:21:04,549
I'd better see if the coast is clear.
294
00:21:05,592 --> 00:21:09,688
If Fred still wants to play prowler,
I'll go along with the gag.
295
00:21:11,465 --> 00:21:13,729
I might well play it to the hilt.
296
00:21:15,836 --> 00:21:17,394
The prowler!
297
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,937
If it is, I'd better notify his next of kin.
298
00:21:30,517 --> 00:21:32,542
We better get over there and save Fred.
299
00:21:32,619 --> 00:21:35,986
No, let him have fun scaring Wilma.
300
00:21:41,595 --> 00:21:43,995
Buster, just call the cops.
301
00:21:50,471 --> 00:21:52,803
Now ain't that a kick in the head.
302
00:22:01,014 --> 00:22:02,743
Had enough, Freddie?
303
00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:06,383
Lady, you've been taking judo lessons.
304
00:22:07,454 --> 00:22:09,046
That's for sure.
305
00:22:09,723 --> 00:22:10,712
Fred!
306
00:22:12,025 --> 00:22:13,754
It's the prowler!
307
00:22:14,328 --> 00:22:17,729
It's all yours, bub. I'm cutting out of here.
308
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:22,769
- Hey, Fred.
- Fred, what happened? Where's Wilma?
309
00:22:24,304 --> 00:22:25,635
In the house.
310
00:22:25,706 --> 00:22:30,040
She took one look at the prowler,
screamed, and ducked inside.
311
00:22:30,110 --> 00:22:32,635
- The prowler?
- Yeah, the real thing.
312
00:22:32,713 --> 00:22:36,012
- Come on, we'd better find her.
- She must be scared.
313
00:22:39,853 --> 00:22:41,582
Wilma, where are you?
314
00:22:41,655 --> 00:22:44,317
I'm here, Fred, under the bed.
315
00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:47,560
- Under the bed?
- That's what I said.
316
00:22:47,628 --> 00:22:51,189
You hear that, Barney? What did I tell you?
317
00:22:51,265 --> 00:22:55,361
See the prowler, big scream,
zip and under the bed.
318
00:22:57,237 --> 00:22:59,171
What happened, Wilma?
319
00:22:59,239 --> 00:23:02,299
Did the big bad prowler scare you?
320
00:23:10,951 --> 00:23:13,749
Excuse me, folks. I forgot my loot.
321
00:23:14,388 --> 00:23:15,787
The prowler!
322
00:23:18,759 --> 00:23:23,219
Boy, this is a for real nuthouse,
that's for sure.
323
00:23:32,873 --> 00:23:34,636
You're really going through with it?
324
00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:38,200
I have to. A guy's gotta learn
to protect himself.
325
00:23:38,378 --> 00:23:40,175
Yeah, from his wife.
326
00:23:40,314 --> 00:23:43,750
Don't forget, fellows,
we're six lessons ahead of you.
327
00:23:47,287 --> 00:23:51,815
Yes, is very good for families
to taking judo lessons.
328
00:23:51,959 --> 00:23:55,019
Yes, it make for togetherness.
329
00:23:57,965 --> 00:23:59,057
Fred?
330
00:24:00,434 --> 00:24:01,731
Sukiyaki.
331
00:24:01,869 --> 00:24:03,928
First, I are recommending...
332
00:24:04,004 --> 00:24:07,098
ten easy bronze medal family plan.
333
00:24:07,274 --> 00:24:10,937
Very cheap. That's for sure.
334
00:24:13,146 --> 00:24:17,583
Next, move into additional
20 silver medal lessons.
335
00:24:17,684 --> 00:24:20,881
Special discount prices, big bargain.
336
00:24:23,657 --> 00:24:27,024
Then, for a few more measly dollars...
337
00:24:27,094 --> 00:24:30,393
you are eligible for gold medal...
338
00:24:30,464 --> 00:24:34,901
diamond medal, etcetera, etcetera.
339
00:24:37,170 --> 00:24:38,228
What does...
340
00:24:38,305 --> 00:24:42,765
"etcetera, etcetera" mean in Japanese?
341
00:24:43,043 --> 00:24:44,237
Sucker?
342
00:24:45,345 --> 00:24:46,903
That's for sure.
343
00:24:48,615 --> 00:24:52,016
Excuse please,
sounds like a new customer.
344
00:24:55,255 --> 00:24:57,951
Yes, please, what can I do for you?
345
00:24:58,458 --> 00:25:01,950
I want to sign up
for some private judo lessons.
346
00:25:02,496 --> 00:25:04,930
A prowler's got to learn
to protect himself...
347
00:25:04,998 --> 00:25:07,865
if he's going to stay in business
these days, right?
348
00:25:08,468 --> 00:25:10,959
That for sure.
349
00:25:11,638 --> 00:25:14,732
By the way, how's business with you?
Pretty good?
350
00:25:15,108 --> 00:25:17,906
You're not just whistling Dixie.
351
00:26:01,054 --> 00:26:02,248
Wilma!
352
00:26:07,828 --> 00:26:09,921
Wilma, open the door!
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