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Wilma, it's me, Fred.
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Wake up, Wilma.
There's nothing to be scared about.
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Excuse me, Wilma,
I didn't know you had company.
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I'll be back later.
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Get your hands off her, you monster!
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Get out!
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Wilma, help!
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Hold it, Betty. That's Fred's voice.
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It is Fred.
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It's a great script, Mr. Sandstone.
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We're ready to shoot our new low-budget,
one-day quickie horror movie.
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Yes.
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And what a title:
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And what a plot:
The monster comes from the tar pits...
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and falls in love with a beautiful girl.
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In a month, everybody will steal it.
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Good. Who's in it?
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Gary Granite, Rock Pile, and a new girl.
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- What's her name?
- Wednesday Tuesday.
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Or is it Tuesday Wednesday?
I can't remember.
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Okay, get it rolling.
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If it's not better than your last picture,
turn in your sports car.
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- One thing, Mr. Sandstone.
- Yes, what is it?
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- May I call you Sandy?
- No.
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Very well, Mr. Sandstone.
One more little thing.
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- We'll have to build a town set.
- Build a town set?
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- Why, our budget won't stand for that.
- What'll we do? We need a town.
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Use a real town.
That way, we get the buildings for free...
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and we can use
the townspeople as extras.
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You know, they eat that stuff up, anyway.
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Say, that is great.
That is large thinking, sir.
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- Very, very large.
- Thank you.
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It's nothing, nothing at all.
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- But what town, sir?
- What town? Why, that's easy.
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Now, there's the whole flat world
as we know it.
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We'll pick out a town. Let's see.
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We'll take this one. Which one is it?
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It says "Bedrock."
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That's a town?
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It sounds so basic, solid, down-to-earth.
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All right, now get going, my boy.
And bring me back a picture.
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Yes, sir.
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One quickie, low-budget picture
made in Bedrock coming up.
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Wash day.
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If there's anything I hate...
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more than anything else
in the whole world...
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it's doing the laundry.
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She hates doing the laundry? She.
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We interrupt this program...
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to bring you a flash from Hollyrock.
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Miracle Pictures is going to use...
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our town of Bedrock...
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for the locale of their next picture.
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And get this.:
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Auditions are going to be held...
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and some of our very own citizens...
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may be used in the picture...
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which will star Gary Granite!
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Appearing with him...
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will be Rock Pile...
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and that new, exciting starlet...
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Wednesday Tuesday.
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Or is it Tuesday Wednesday?
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Oh, my, oh, me.
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Betty, quick!
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I heard it, Wilma.
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Imagine, Gary Granite,
right here in Bedrock.
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And Rock Pile, too.
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And what's her name, Thursday Friday.
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- You mean Wednesday Tuesday.
- Yeah. She's so cute.
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And they're going to use
the people of Bedrock as extras.
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Why don't we go down and audition,
just for fun?
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We'll call ourselves the no-talent sisters.
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At least you can do swell bird calls.
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And you can wow them...
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with that soft-shoe bit
you do every New Year's Eve.
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- Is it a deal?
- Okay.
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- I'll ask Barney when he comes home.
- And I'll ask Fred.
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I know what he's going to say: "No!"
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But I don't care.
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Can you imagine?
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- Here we are, Fred.
- Thanks, Barney-boy.
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I'll see you after dinner.
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After a tough day like today,
I am ready for my nourishment.
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Me, too. I hope Betty has dinner ready.
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I'm coming up the walk, Wilma.
Start putting the food on the plate.
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I'm coming through the door.
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And I'm one of the hungry ones tonight.
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Wilma, where's my dinner?
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Hey, Wilma.
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It's me, Fred.
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- Hello, Fred.
- Boy, did you have me worried.
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I thought for a minute
I'd have to fix my own dinner.
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How can you even think of food
at a time like this...
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when they're going to make
a picture right here in town.
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- Make a picture?
- Yes.
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And get this: With Gary Granite!
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Gary Granite. Who's he?
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He is a big movie star.
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And if you didn't happen to spend
all your spare time in a bowling alley...
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you'd know who he is.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I happen to know who you are.
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You are my wife...
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and you are supposed to have dinner
ready for me when I get home...
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Gary Granite or no Gary Granite.
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What has Gary Granite got
that I haven't got?
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I can tell you what.
His dinner, that's what.
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Droll, very droll.
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I'm surprised at you, Wilma,
falling for all that mushy stuff.
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The trouble with you, Fred,
is that you have no romance in your soul.
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You're wrong there, Wilma, wrong again.
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I'll tell you my trouble.
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I've got no food in my stomach.
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And I'm going out to get some...
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while you look through
your movie magazines.
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If I run into Gary Cobblestone,
or whatever his name is...
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I'll give him your regards.
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Oh, that Fred.
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He didn't even give me a chance
to ask him about the audition.
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You mean they're gonna make
a movie here in Bedrock?
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That's right. Isn't that thrilling?
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And they're gonna use the people here
for extras?
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Wilma and I thought we'd go down
to the audition.
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If it's okay with you and Fred, that is.
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It's okay with me, Betty.
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Thanks, Barney. You're the sweetest.
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Keep saying it. I like it.
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I'll call Wilma and tell her I can make it.
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- Hey, Barney.
- Hello, Fred.
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- Did you hear the big news?
- Yeah, I heard it.
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I'm on my way down to Rocky's Cafe
to get a bite to eat.
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- Do you want to join me?
- Sure.
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Betty was so excited,
she forgot to make dinner.
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And then Fred stomped out of the house
before I even had a chance to ask him.
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Gee, that's a shame.
Barney said it was okay for me to try.
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I didn't get a chance to ask Fred,
so he didn't get a chance to say no...
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so I'll take a chance
and go with you tomorrow.
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Delicious.
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Give me brontosaurus ribs
every time, Barney...
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I could eat a carload of them.
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Me, I'll take a pterodactyl drumstick
every time, Fred.
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Love these drumsticks.
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How about shooting a game of billiards
before we go home, Barney-boy?
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Lead on, Freddie-boy, lead on.
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I'm with you.
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You know something, Barney?
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I just can't understand some people.
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Just because some movie company
is arriving tomorrow...
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they get all excited.
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Movie being made here. Big deal.
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Ridiculous, isn't it, the way people act?
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I don't know, Fred.
A lot of people will get a bang out of it.
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A lot of people, maybe,
but not the sophisticated types like us.
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The plane with the movie crowd
arrives at 6:00 tomorrow morning.
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- You say 6:00?
- I'll bet the place will be mobbed with...
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Sure, with a lot of numbskulls.
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6:00, huh?
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Boy, not even the birds are up yet.
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Fred, I just remembered something.
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I'm kind of tired.
I ought to get to bed early.
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- Do you mind if we go home now?
- Not at all, Barney.
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Kind of feel like hitting the sack myself.
I'm kind of beat.
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Attention. Special movie flight
now arriving at Gate...
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Stanley, what gate did you say?
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Gate Four.
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Arriving at Gate Four.
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No autographs, please.
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Here they come!
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Here comes Wednesday Tuesday.
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Tuesday Wednesday,
what're you doing Saturday?
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- Fred, what're you doing down here?
- Oh, boy.
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I just came to see how many numbskulls
would show up.
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It looks like one more numbskull
showed up than I expected.
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There's Betty and Wilma.
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That Rock, he is a doll.
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- Let's beat it before they see us.
- Yeah, we're supposed to be working.
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- Wasn't that exciting, Betty?
- I'll say.
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- You know what I did?
- What?
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I touched Rock Pile when he went by.
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You did?
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I'm not going to wash this hand
for a week.
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That'll be something
to tell your grandchildren.
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Let's go down and audition
before all the jobs are gone.
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All they can do is throw us out.
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There they go.
Come on, Barney, I'll drive you to work.
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- Fred, I've got an idea.
- Like what?
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Let's take the day off
and go down and watch the auditions.
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You're the last guy I ever thought
would go for that celebrity stuff.
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I've got to face it, Fred.
I get a kick out of it.
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Don't you get it, Barney?
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It's just a publicity gag
and people fall for it.
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Look at all the people lined up
at the casting door.
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See what I mean. Numbskulls.
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Makes me want to turn in
my running pants...
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and get out of the human race.
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Come on in, Fred.
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We can watch the human race
make numbskulls out of themselves.
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Nothing doing.
I'm going to work, and I'm late now.
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All right.
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First harmonica picture we make,
we'll send for you.
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- I play the kazoo, too.
- That's fine.
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First kazoo picture we make, you're in.
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You don't expect to find any talent
in this crowd, do you?
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It creates goodwill, Gary. And who knows?
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No one ever heard of you...
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till you won that cotton-picking
chicken-plucking contest upstate.
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All right. Next.
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Too bad, but hula hoops have had it.
Okay, that's it.
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The first hoop picture we make,
we'll call you.
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You're next, Betty. Good luck.
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I don't need luck. I need talent.
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It's Betty.
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That's the blue-bellied kingfisher's
mating call.
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I suppose
if I was a blue-bellied kingfisher...
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I'd appreciate it more.
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And now, the yellow-throated oriole.
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Hold it. I got the idea.
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The very next bird picture is yours.
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Hi, Betty. Your bird bit was great.
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Thanks, Barney...
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but you know it laid a big,
fat, speckled egg.
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- What're you doing down here?
- Just nosey, I guess.
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Me, too.
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Look, Barney, Wilma's on.
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Okay. Stop the music.
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That's all. Thank you, Miss.
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- The first...
- Musical you make, you'll call me.
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You were only great, Wilma.
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The only thing great
was that he called me Miss.
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I'd better get home and start dinner.
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I feel guilty. We're all having the fun
and Fred is working.
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He's too sophisticated
for this stuff, anyhoo.
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But Gary, where is your pride?
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You know the budget
won't stand for a double.
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I've got a new thing going, you see.
I'm taking pride in staying healthy.
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But, Gary, where can I get
a double for you?
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That's your business. Mine is staying alive.
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- Excuse me, sir.
- Sorry, no more auditions.
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Now, Gary, like, listen to reason.
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I knew all that ring-a-ding you were giving
these people around here...
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00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:13,082
was a lot of hooey.
243
00:15:13,153 --> 00:15:16,680
Only a numbskull
without an ounce of brains...
244
00:15:16,756 --> 00:15:18,519
would fall for that guff.
245
00:15:19,926 --> 00:15:22,292
Did you ever think of being an actor?
246
00:15:22,362 --> 00:15:24,227
- Who, me?
- Sure. You'd be perfect.
247
00:15:24,297 --> 00:15:26,697
- Who, me?
- Right. You're big, you're strong...
248
00:15:26,766 --> 00:15:28,233
I'll tell you what we'll do.
249
00:15:28,301 --> 00:15:32,362
We'll divide the lead
between you and Gary Granite.
250
00:15:32,472 --> 00:15:33,939
The lead?
251
00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:35,531
I'm worried about Granite.
252
00:15:35,608 --> 00:15:39,009
He's been up a long time. He's slipping.
253
00:15:39,079 --> 00:15:41,809
- But am I good enough?
- Good enough?
254
00:15:41,881 --> 00:15:44,975
- You know what I'm going to let you do?
- No, what?
255
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,109
All the hard stuff.
256
00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:49,087
Let him do all the easy stuff.
257
00:15:49,155 --> 00:15:52,716
You, my new star, will steal the picture.
258
00:15:57,097 --> 00:15:59,361
Wait till Wilma hears about this.
259
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:02,260
- I'll do it.
- Good. It's the title role.
260
00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:05,270
Here's your costume. It's just like Gary's.
261
00:16:05,338 --> 00:16:07,363
- The title role?
- Yes.
262
00:16:07,474 --> 00:16:11,706
The Monster from the Tar Pits.
You are the monster.
263
00:16:11,911 --> 00:16:13,310
- I am?
- Sure.
264
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:15,177
You're breaking in at the top.
265
00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:19,714
You don't have to worry about lines.
Just practice growling and roaring.
266
00:16:19,786 --> 00:16:20,878
Like this?
267
00:16:23,056 --> 00:16:24,990
Good. Go home.
268
00:16:26,326 --> 00:16:28,226
Come back tomorrow afternoon.
269
00:16:28,928 --> 00:16:30,293
Keep practicing.
270
00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:36,330
That's your double, Gary.
271
00:16:36,736 --> 00:16:40,297
No wonder they call you
the genius of the quickies.
272
00:16:40,573 --> 00:16:44,839
Maybe when I get back,
he'll let me call him Sandy.
273
00:16:47,147 --> 00:16:51,777
Maybe Fred's right.
You can be silly about this celebrity stuff.
274
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:56,018
I should be more mature about it,
like Fred is.
275
00:16:57,757 --> 00:17:00,419
That must be Betty.
She said she'd be over.
276
00:17:00,727 --> 00:17:03,195
Come in, Betty. The door's open.
277
00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:10,532
Wilma. It's me, Fred.
278
00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:14,206
Wake up, Wilma.
There's nothing to be scared about.
279
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,837
Excuse me, Wilma.
I didn't know you had company.
280
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,402
I'll be back later.
281
00:17:22,715 --> 00:17:25,081
Get your hands off her, you monster!
282
00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:27,552
Get out!
283
00:17:27,620 --> 00:17:29,315
Wilma, help!
284
00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:33,024
Hold it, Betty. That's Fred's voice.
285
00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:39,089
It is Fred.
286
00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:43,800
What's the idea
of pulling a stunt like that?
287
00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:47,271
And what're you doing
in that messy old suit?
288
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:50,935
This messy old suit, as you call it...
289
00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:54,104
means that Gary Granite
is on the way out...
290
00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:56,580
and I am on the way up.
291
00:17:56,883 --> 00:17:58,976
I'm doing all the hard stuff...
292
00:17:59,052 --> 00:18:02,317
your hero, Gary Granite, can't do.
293
00:18:02,489 --> 00:18:05,287
You mean you're doubling
for Gary Granite?
294
00:18:05,358 --> 00:18:09,260
Oh, boy, there's a woman for you,
gets it all backward.
295
00:18:09,329 --> 00:18:11,797
"You mean you're doubling
for Gary Granite?"
296
00:18:11,865 --> 00:18:14,959
Not, "Fred, you're gonna be a movie star."
297
00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:16,399
Oh, no.
298
00:18:16,569 --> 00:18:18,799
Barney's home. He's coming over.
299
00:18:18,872 --> 00:18:23,172
Don't let him in yet.
I'll put on my monster head and scare him.
300
00:18:24,177 --> 00:18:27,408
- Anybody home?
- Okay, Wilma, let him in.
301
00:18:27,881 --> 00:18:29,508
Come in, Barney.
302
00:18:29,582 --> 00:18:32,949
- Hiya, Betty. Hi, Wilma.
- Hello, Barney.
303
00:18:34,554 --> 00:18:35,748
Hiya, Fred.
304
00:18:36,256 --> 00:18:38,884
You going trick-or-treating tonight?
305
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:42,553
No, I am not going
trick-or-treating tonight.
306
00:18:42,829 --> 00:18:46,287
And if you will excuse me,
I must practice my lines.
307
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:49,028
I must be ready when Granite cracks.
308
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:57,269
What's the matter, he sick or something?
What's this all about?
309
00:18:57,710 --> 00:19:00,770
Fred's doing all the hard stuff
in the picture...
310
00:19:00,847 --> 00:19:02,872
that Gary Granite can't do.
311
00:19:03,082 --> 00:19:04,982
You mean he's doubling for him?
312
00:19:05,051 --> 00:19:07,178
Did it occur to any of you...
313
00:19:07,253 --> 00:19:09,949
that doubling might also be interpreted...
314
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,787
as replacing Gary Granite?
315
00:19:14,894 --> 00:19:16,418
- Fred.
- What is it?
316
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:20,329
Don't sit down on anything
in that sticky suit.
317
00:19:24,437 --> 00:19:28,100
That's right, Betty.
He just left, costume and all.
318
00:19:29,175 --> 00:19:32,110
Let's face it,
he's the only one who got a part.
319
00:19:32,512 --> 00:19:34,207
Are you going down to watch?
320
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:38,546
No. He said,
"No visitors allowed on the set."
321
00:19:52,165 --> 00:19:53,154
Oh, boy!
322
00:19:53,232 --> 00:19:56,531
I've got to stop eating
in those cheap restaurants.
323
00:19:58,304 --> 00:20:01,740
Quiet, everybody! We're ready to roll.
324
00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:05,306
In this scene, you are climbing the cliff...
325
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:08,836
and at the top is Rock Pile
with the girl you love.
326
00:20:09,115 --> 00:20:11,345
But you are having a little trouble...
327
00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:15,615
because Rock Pile is dropping boulders
on your head.
328
00:20:15,688 --> 00:20:17,451
- You're kidding.
- No, I'm not.
329
00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:19,286
- Prop man.
- Yeah?
330
00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:21,759
- Did you get the fake boulders?
- Are you kidding?
331
00:20:21,828 --> 00:20:25,491
- Do you know what they cost?
- Never mind. We'll use real ones.
332
00:20:25,565 --> 00:20:26,964
Mr. Flintstone.
333
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:29,998
Yes, Mr. Director?
334
00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:32,802
- I think Granite has had it.
- Good.
335
00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:37,907
- Are you ready to move in?
- Just give me the chance, that's all.
336
00:20:37,977 --> 00:20:39,444
Give me the chance.
337
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,506
Good. Roll 'em. Action!
338
00:20:43,683 --> 00:20:45,082
Okay, Gary.
339
00:20:46,486 --> 00:20:49,148
Cut. Okay, Flintstone.
340
00:20:50,189 --> 00:20:51,451
Chicken.
341
00:20:52,025 --> 00:20:53,049
Roll 'em.
342
00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:54,782
Action!
343
00:20:56,529 --> 00:20:57,518
Cut!
344
00:20:57,764 --> 00:20:59,288
Wonderful.
345
00:21:01,601 --> 00:21:03,501
Now, this is how the scene works:
346
00:21:03,569 --> 00:21:06,629
You, the monster,
are trying to carry off the girl.
347
00:21:06,706 --> 00:21:08,674
But you are having a little trouble...
348
00:21:08,741 --> 00:21:13,371
because Rock Pile keeps hitting you
on the head with his club.
349
00:21:14,781 --> 00:21:17,341
- Club?
- Did anyone get a padded club?
350
00:21:17,784 --> 00:21:21,117
Are you kidding?
Do you know what padded clubs cost?
351
00:21:21,387 --> 00:21:23,514
Okay, we'll use a real one.
352
00:21:24,323 --> 00:21:25,483
Quiet!
353
00:21:25,558 --> 00:21:26,752
Roll 'em!
354
00:21:26,993 --> 00:21:28,051
Action!
355
00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:32,119
Cut!
356
00:21:32,365 --> 00:21:34,458
Print it! Wonderful.
357
00:21:35,668 --> 00:21:36,896
You are only great.
358
00:21:36,969 --> 00:21:39,164
And now,
here's the ending of the picture...
359
00:21:39,238 --> 00:21:41,263
which is also only great.
360
00:21:41,808 --> 00:21:44,834
By the way,
did the writer write an ending?
361
00:21:45,211 --> 00:21:48,374
You're joking.
Do you know what a writer costs?
362
00:21:48,715 --> 00:21:51,240
Never mind. We'll ad-lib an ending.
363
00:21:51,617 --> 00:21:52,641
Now, get this.
364
00:21:52,719 --> 00:21:55,483
You're sick and tired of chasing the girl.
365
00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:58,657
You know now
you're never going to get her.
366
00:21:58,725 --> 00:22:01,626
I don't know why.
I've been getting everything else.
367
00:22:01,694 --> 00:22:04,561
So we see you walking
towards the tar pits.
368
00:22:05,131 --> 00:22:09,761
Back to the tar pits
from whence you originated.
369
00:22:10,737 --> 00:22:13,638
- By the way, have you any insurance?
- A little.
370
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,371
Roll 'em!
371
00:22:16,275 --> 00:22:19,711
Put on the monster head. Good.
Now start walking.
372
00:22:20,379 --> 00:22:25,339
Walking into the sunset.
Back to your home, the tar pit.
373
00:22:25,918 --> 00:22:27,886
You are sad.
374
00:22:28,121 --> 00:22:29,281
Oh, boy!
375
00:22:29,789 --> 00:22:33,589
You look back, dejected.
You wave goodbye.
376
00:22:33,893 --> 00:22:37,556
Good. Now you keep walking
and you keep waving.
377
00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:39,291
Walking, waving.
378
00:22:41,868 --> 00:22:43,733
A little more feeling.
379
00:22:43,870 --> 00:22:45,895
Great. Cut.
380
00:22:46,105 --> 00:22:47,663
Wrap it up!
381
00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:50,903
You were wonderful, Gary. Wonderful.
382
00:22:50,977 --> 00:22:53,673
I know. They'll love me in this.
383
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,579
Let's go, everybody.
Everything into the trucks.
384
00:22:57,650 --> 00:22:59,675
We got the preview tomorrow.
385
00:23:00,186 --> 00:23:04,316
I hope Sandy,
I mean, Mr. Sandstone, likes it.
386
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,603
Did I do good? Did I?
387
00:23:21,107 --> 00:23:23,701
Barney! What're you doing here?
388
00:23:23,776 --> 00:23:26,336
You didn't show up for dinner,
and Wilma got worried.
389
00:23:26,412 --> 00:23:29,210
Where is everybody?
390
00:23:29,315 --> 00:23:32,910
Everybody and everything
left for Hollyrock half an hour ago.
391
00:23:32,985 --> 00:23:36,250
You mean I've been holding my breath
for over half an hour?
392
00:23:36,322 --> 00:23:40,383
Yeah, and just don't hold your breath
till you replace Gary Granite, either.
393
00:23:40,459 --> 00:23:42,017
Yeah, I know.
394
00:23:42,094 --> 00:23:44,221
I know something else, too.
395
00:23:44,697 --> 00:23:46,289
I've been a chump.
396
00:23:46,365 --> 00:23:50,062
A great big, fat, C-H-U-M-P...
397
00:23:50,636 --> 00:23:51,625
dope.
398
00:23:53,773 --> 00:23:55,172
So forget it.
399
00:23:55,241 --> 00:23:56,936
You had a lot of fun...
400
00:23:57,009 --> 00:24:00,035
and you found out that being in pictures
is a lot of hard work...
401
00:24:00,112 --> 00:24:02,444
and not all glitter and glamour.
402
00:24:02,515 --> 00:24:05,746
Yeah. I was never right
for the part, anyway.
403
00:24:05,818 --> 00:24:07,809
I'm not the monster type.
404
00:24:09,021 --> 00:24:10,716
I wouldn't say that.
405
00:24:10,790 --> 00:24:14,385
- What did you do with the monster suit?
- I threw it in the trash.
406
00:24:14,460 --> 00:24:17,395
You had tar on every chair in the house.
407
00:24:17,730 --> 00:24:19,288
Good evening.
408
00:24:19,365 --> 00:24:23,358
We bring you another flash from Hollyrock.
409
00:24:23,436 --> 00:24:26,564
The picture filmed in Bedrock yesterday...
410
00:24:26,672 --> 00:24:29,232
was premiered this afternoon...
411
00:24:29,308 --> 00:24:32,175
and was a smash hit.
412
00:24:32,245 --> 00:24:36,272
Miracle Pictures plans
to return tomorrow...
413
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,044
to shoot the sequel.:
414
00:24:38,117 --> 00:24:41,814
The Son of the Monster from the Tar Pits...
415
00:24:41,888 --> 00:24:44,118
a heartwarming story...
416
00:24:44,190 --> 00:24:46,658
of a monster and his dog.
417
00:24:46,726 --> 00:24:49,889
Well, how about that?
They're coming back.
418
00:24:52,031 --> 00:24:55,194
This time we all won't go running down,
that's for sure...
419
00:24:58,237 --> 00:25:00,967
Wilma, where'd you throw
that monster suit?
420
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,271
I've got to find it.
I should be a shoo-in for the part.
421
00:25:04,343 --> 00:25:06,072
Oh, no.
422
00:25:06,212 --> 00:25:08,476
Here it is. Never mind dinner, Wilma.
423
00:25:08,547 --> 00:25:10,708
I'm gonna be busy practicing my lines.
424
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:18,085
Let's face it.
There's a little ham in every husband.
425
00:26:10,242 --> 00:26:12,437
Come on, Wilma, open this door!
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